My people are on the warpath again. A Karen in my neighborhood complained (incorrectly) that I was exceeding a noise ordinance. I told my crew and that's all they've been scheming about since Sunday.

What my Karen neighbor thinks is I complied. What actually happened was she just dipped her toe in shark infested water. Did I mention we have a very rich family lawyer who works for free for us? Not that we ever need him.

Anyway, as always, they won't know who, they won't know why, they won't know when, they won't know how, and this curse upon them is permanent.

This is when being the equivalent of a made man in a family pays off. They're angels you see, but only if they're on your side. Otherwise you may as well be a sinner of Sodom. Genesis 19:24