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Drug markets Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No. 51312 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I'm breaking one of the three rules of this site making this thread but I don't really give a shit, does anyone have any .onion links for a drug market where I can buy MDMA that isn't a scam?

In the good old days I managed to get some stuff off silk road but I can't seem to find anything remotely like it now.


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.51313 del
why don't you support your local drug dealer?


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.51314 del
>>51313
because he doesn't have any MDMA. Otherwise I would.


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.51316 del
>>51312
Anon, times have changed to the upside down level. You would be much safer NOT getting drugs on the internet due to the level of governments/law enforcement patrolling those dark web sites and simply traveling downtown to any major city in America and asking any one of the thousands of drug addicts/hobos where to purchase drugs from and you would very likely be allowed to buy it off the streets, even right in front of cops who have been ordered not to enforce laws against addicts or homeless people by city lawmakers. Just dress yourself like a hobo and you'll fit right in I kid you not. In any downtown area in every major America city you will see hundreds of people tripping, injecting, snorting, smoking, dropping over and sometimes an ambulance picking up some dead overdosed hobo. There are documentaries all about this if you think I'm lying to you. Over 100,000 Americans per year die of fentanyl overdoses in the streets alone.

If you wish to be a junkie just move to any major American city and become a hobo. Beware the risks, you'll probably end up dead within 10 years.



i genuinely believe american actor jason schwartzman is transsexual Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No. 51250 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
one of my deep seated beliefs is that jason schwartzman is a ftm transsexual who transitioned during childhood and has been stealth under our noses this entire time. is this complete retardation or does it have merit
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Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.51267 del
>>51266
i am not on any meds.


Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.51269 del
>>51268
can you send some boy pussy instead


Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.51272 del
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I still hate you though, that's the thing. I want to bear down upon you and make you suffer.


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.51308 del
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>>51265
Don't humor him

That's >51263 one of the usual schizo posters on this board. he spam and he dumb


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 13:13 [Preview] No.51315 del
he is damn sexy man OP.



Clumsy Americans Anonymous 03/25/2023 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No. 46109 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You Americans is really clumsy.
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Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.50811 del
Daily reminder this was an excuse to pretend the tap water is fine


Anonymous 04/13/2024 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.50812 del
shut the fuck up already no one cares about your stupid fucking thread


Anonymous 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.51064 del
>>50687
I agree.
I rank it as follows from most to least:
1. Greedy
2.(tied) Selfish
2. Ugly
3. Clumsy


Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.51072 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0 [Embed]

Why don't you ever take a look at the root problem?


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.51311 del
>>51064
They smelly



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Died with huge dildo in the ass right before wedding Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No. 51310 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
At least he had colossal bliss



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Bitcoin sparing Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 22:21 [Preview] No. 51274 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey guys so I would like to know if there is anyone willing to spare a few bitcoin, im a newbie investor and I dont really wanna scam anyone, if you are a good trader or crypto expert and can spare some bitcoin send to my address: bc1qxt2lfv27nalqnkpmd9n373m2wdxxqruffs546e


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.51309 del
>>51274
nah sorry OP



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Small Youtube Channels Thread Anonymous 05/06/2022 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No. 39593 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
post "small" youtube channels you'd like other users to know about
>New England Wildlife & More
<https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNo_M6MhRkOJ3wsp-YoRpFA
>Accursed Farms
<https://www.youtube.com/user/chilledsanity/videos
>Common Man Show
<https://www.youtube.com/c/CommonManShow/videos
>pocket83
<https://www.youtube.com/user/pocket83/videos
>Chad Zuber
<https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCiBMTQv7I99hgIzV4RLZpA/videos
chad zuber's subcount is huge, but his views are small, i've also followed him before he got big too
>Way Out West Blog
<https://www.youtube.com/user/WayOutWestx2/videos
>RUFUS!'s Video Game Graveyard
<https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgfZphSSQmH4it2rPLzqDiw/videos
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Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 01:09 [Preview] No.51294 del
>>51286
any day now the government will stop taking taxes


Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.51297 del
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I compiled a list of small YouTube channels I've found interesting.

https://rentry.co/ObscureYouTube


Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.51302 del
>>51297
Never heard of any of these but thanks for contributing anon :)


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 03:00 [Preview] No.51305 del
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>>51164
Yeah I know man. If I were mods here, I would just put them in 1 containment thread and leave them to talk with themselves forever

>>51191
>I'll continue bumping legit threads back by anons.

Keep up the good work anon. I'm doing the same thing you are


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.51307 del
>>51297
Thanks for the recommendations. Let us know if you add more to the list



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[Posted this to /tv/ but I think that place is dead so here is a /b/ mirror]

Time to list some must-see films I think anons should watch before SHTF.

What counts as a good film for me? Story must be intriguing and get you hooked. Acting must be good, believable and unique. Also, I prefer more realistic movies, but it doesn't have to be if the movie is a top notch classic with a great story and incredible acting.

Go ahead and make your own recommended lists if you like, and if you do, please post the titles and release dates!

Badlands (1973)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
STONE (1974)
The Day After (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
Absence of Malice (1981)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
For A Few Dollars More (1965)
The Boys Next Door (1985)

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Anonymous 04/26/2024 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.51166 del
>>51140
Yah, his films are really hit or miss. Some of them I absolutely loved, very entertaining. Others suck balls, very lame. Stand By Me was one of his better films for sure and had an entirely realistic storyline.


Anonymous 04/29/2024 (Mon) 13:27 [Preview] No.51232 del
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Strait-Jacket (1964). A grown up farm girl who has a rabid temper is now the mother to a child. After catching her husband cheating on her, she murders him with an axe right in front of her child. Instead of being convicted of cold blooded murder she is ruled to be mentally insane and sent to an insane asylum.

20 years later, her doctor grants her freedom to stay with her daughter and get back to living a normal life, of-course with guidance and a routine check-up. Meanwhile her daughter wants to marry a good looking fellow from a wealthier family, only his parents are not in consensual agreement with the marriage. The two plan to get married regardless, but one problem hangs over both their heads: the rather unstable mother that is prone to violence and paranoia... [Editor's note: there is a lot more to this story, however I fear disclosing the rest would spoil a great and very unexpected surprise that makes this film such a classic psychological thriller].


Anonymous 04/30/2024 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.51249 del
>>49369
i vouch for this and any movie with jason schwartzman in it


Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.51303 del
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Civil War 2024. After the secession of Texas and California and the balkanization of other States and local regions around the once-United States, the federal government has declared war against American-led rebellion. A group of journalists are traveling to Washington DC taking dangerous risks to document and cover the front lines of a second American civil war. During this crisis communities go their own way, radical militants are abound, the US dollar faces hyperinflation, bartering becomes reality, Americans are killing Americans as the country becomes vulnerable to foreign intervention.


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.51306 del
>>51166
I mean, Misery, Carrie and It are really good. But those are just rare exceptions

>>51232
This movie sounds pretty crazy. Can't believe this was made in the 60s though.



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It's just a building? Anonymous 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No. 51066 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
No, it's also a great photo opportunity.


Anonymous 05/02/2024 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.51304 del
Say cheese



You are REDEEMEE by Our Lord Jesus. Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No. 51300 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Heretics 5:18

For the way of the LORD is through righteousness and works of labour's, for Thou art chosen by GOD to suffer for Christ's sake. As Paul wrote, the Word of the Lamb was I crucified for, the blood of the Lamb is whenth redeemeth me From the Devil.

---

Mormon 6:19

For thou art not worth by the value of man, but as GOD provides your Value. For the WORD of our Lord JESUS CHRIST Had redeemed you for Christ sake, for this saying is True, Amen.


Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.51301 del
Praise the Lord - Micah Tyler

Listen now on Spotify.



Repent in the NAME of JESUS CHRIST. Anonymous 05/01/2024 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No. 51299 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Colossians 3:5 - Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: sexual immorality, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry.

Matthew 5:28 - But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

2 Timothy 2:22 - So flee youthful passions and pursue righteousness, faith, love, and peace, along with those who call on the Lord from a pure heart.