>>4207

On Friday the 13th a black cat darted across the road as I was going to the store to buy lottery tickets and some more Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew. I thought it was a funny coincidence and reminded myself how that I wasn't superstitious. Later in the evening my grandmother suddenly stroked out and had to be rushed to the ER. The hospital called all the family in to say our goodbyes and as we waited our turn to see her one of the nurses came out and said grandma requested to see me first. As it turned out I would be the last to speak with her. Fading fast, she gripped my hand tightly in her own, and said, "I wish there had been more Ashton content."

Me too, grandma.