I've got a mong in my family. She struggles to do the most basic cooking tasks properly. Even things like microwaving fish fingers she manages to fuck up often. Something like making a cup of instant coffee will get fucked up because she won't boil the kettle or she won't add any coffee.
It makes me wonder what a mong cooking show would be like. Masterchef but they are various types of minda trying to make fairy bread or something.