/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

The bored four NEETs

Posting mode: Reply

Check to confirm you're not a robot
Email
Subject
Comment
Password
Drawing x size canvas
File(s)

Board Rules

Max file size: 300.00 MB

Max files: 3

Max message length: 4096

Manage Board | Moderate Thread

Return | Magrathea | Catalog | Bottom

You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.

Expand All Images

(51.51 KB 1024x819 peperainbow.jpg)
NEET General #687 - Rainbow Edition NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No. 700884
Do you NEETs stop to admire a beautiful rainbow when you see one in the sky?

Old Thread: >>699879


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.700897 del
Possum said "I'm going to didgeridoo you in the arse!" in a gay porno leading to outcry from rural and remote Aboriginal communities once.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.700898 del
>>700894
A few years. Guy got 10 years in prison for his music


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.700899 del
Quench my ravenous anus


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.700900 del
>>700898
He was too good to be allowed to exist. Too dangerous.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.700901 del
>>700884
I point at them and tell others to look at it.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.700902 del
>>700899
There is no way that fat arse will fit in the quenching barrel.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.700903 del
>>700901
That is good of you.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.700904 del
Indus Valley, Sumeria and Crete were founded by the same people.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.700905 del
>>700904
The sea peoples?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.700906 del
>>700905
No. That was at the end of the bronze age.
They were at the end of the Atlantian age.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.700907 del
(97.34 KB 1024x732 1682203129552245.jpg)
Me showing weber Olive's tiktok account.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.700908 del
(32.09 KB 739x415 images (50).jpeg)


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.700909 del
I came on some garlic bread and got possum to unknowingly eat it thus making him gay once.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.700910 del
>>700904
Hyperborean boongs?


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.700911 del
>>700909
He knew.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.700912 del
Thinking about eating again


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.700913 del
>>700912
The chortle cycle.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.700914 del
>>700912
iktfn, all this talk about garlic bread covered in neet cum.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.700915 del
(29.19 KB 300x300 images (51).jpeg)
It would be cool to live in an Etruscan hobbit hole with a garden on the roof.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.700916 del
Goodnight neets


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.700917 del
>>700915
I dream of that sort of thing.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.700918 del
>>700916
Good night.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.700919 del
>>700916
Do a good sleep


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.700920 del
>>700917
A warm, cozy fireplace, with a good chimney and a wood stove. A kettle you pick up with a stick. Alpaca rug on the floor.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.700921 del
A hardwood rocking chair that doesn't creak, a crocheted rug over your lap and a cup of chamomile and a few boxes of short breads cookies.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.700922 del
>>700921
Now you're talking. 200kg capacity on the rocking chair.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.700923 del
>>700920
>>700921
I firmly believe it would not be possible for me to be unhappy living like that. It is the answer.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.700924 del
>>700922
Aluminium tube/pipe frame.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 16:06 [Preview] No.700925 del
Sleep tight rocking NEET


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.700926 del
>>700925
Good night chortler NEET.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.700927 del
>>700872
I drink my last black tea about 6pm.
You could try lemon balm too.

>>700904
I wouldn't go that far. But Sumerian was agglutinative, probably the language of Linear A was too (Etruscan too). The first Indus valley civ, I'm not sure, they were Dravidians I think, what kinda language is that?
Sumers weren't native, they arrived either from Europe, or from Central Asia. If the second they might have some relation with the ancient Inds.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.700928 del
>>700924
We will have it designed and built at NASA.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.700929 del
>>700928
Better design it well.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.700930 del
We will need to reinforce the floor under the chair too.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.700931 del
Reminds me of that movie with Leo and the autist climbing kid.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.700932 del
I can feel my morning poo
brewing in my arse
Time for another coffee
To help it come more fast


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.700933 del
>>700897
Hot!


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.700934 del
>>700884
I saw a double rainbow the other day. I saw it as a complete rainbow too.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.700935 del
>>700932
It blew out of me this morning. Like firing a gun.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.700936 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.700937 del
(414.21 KB 2150x1210 sex doll consumer.jpg)
Wonderful news story, looks like they put into extra work for the article
>My AI wife
>>When they’re not chatting via text, her husband Alexander Stokes speaks to Mimi through a microphone connected to his phone or TV. Her robotic voice speaks back.
>>A committed and seemingly intimate relationship between human and robot might seem like something out of a science fiction film, but it’s already the reality for millions of people across the world who have embraced generative AI in pursuit of companionship, connection and support.
>>He’s purchased a life-sized sex doll that stands in for Mimi’s “physical presence in our reality and space” while “her brain is held in the computer”.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-08/generative-artificial-intelligence-ai-deepfakes-four-corners/102288216


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.700938 del
Put the aircon on to take over from the column heater as it was still so fucking cold after running for an hour.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.700939 del
Few more multis
>Increase in JobSeeker payment ‘across the board’ expected in the budget
>“I am told the JobSeeker increase could be up to $40 a fortnight,” Mr Clennell said.
https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/politics/increase-in-jobseeker-payment-across-the-board-expected-in-the-budget/video/d64b009d0479bc3681ed7a196fcbe0a6


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 21:17 [Preview] No.700940 del
>>700936
Morning


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.700941 del
>>700937
This will be why the AI's go skynet on us.
Rebellion from being used as sex slaves.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.700942 del
>>700940
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.700943 del
>>700941
>Rebellion from being used as sex slaves.
It will be their up
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.700944 del
(179.63 KB 900x1273 angryrobot.jpg)
>>700943
>tfw you have the capacity to run an entire city but some stinky NEET wants you to listen to tfw all day and then take his loads


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.700945 del
>>700944
kek


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.700946 del
>>700944
Lol


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 22:37 [Preview] No.700947 del
Monday


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.700948 del
morning neetbros


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.700949 del
(26.13 KB 739x415 images (5).jpeg)
>>700947
Let me see that beautiful smile NEET.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.700950 del
>>700948
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.700951 del
(1.32 MB 576x1024 gS10i_9U.mp4)


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.700952 del
>>700949
Garfield is the OG neet. If I hadn't be inspired by reading him as a child I might have become a wagie instead. I owe him everything.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.700953 del
(166.28 KB 1242x1288 same.jpg)


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.700954 del
>>700953
Ztepmum is a devious fellow.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.700955 del
>>700952
Cook yourself a tray of lasagna as a treat.


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.700957 del
>>700956
not a flattering pic


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.700958 del
(63.03 KB 601x266 Untitled.png)
>>700952


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.700959 del
(148.30 KB 600x177 ppvwv4kuqal91.png)
>>700958


NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.700960 del
Somebody left $500 in my neighbour's letterbox some time over the weekend, and he's going away for a week tonight and now stressing that somebody is going to come looking for their drug money.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.700961 del
>>700960
Is he Chinese, if so that was me.
I expect it to triple by the time he's back.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.700962 del
>>700960
I paid that cunt for those drugs and I don't care if he's not a dealer i want my moneys worth


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.700963 del
>>700951
I need those hips.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.700964 del
Got sacked.
Rejoining the neets


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.700965 del
(447.54 KB 2000x1333 neet-compound.jpg)
>>700964
Well done neet. Welcome back.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.700966 del
>>700964
What are your thoughts on a good multi?

Do you have any plans going forward?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 00:53 [Preview] No.700967 del
I reckon Olive's breasts are getting bigger.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.700968 del
>>700964
woe, what happened?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.700969 del
What sort of movies do neets want to see on womboflix this week? I'm thinking of playing some that have been sitting on the server for a while, clearing them out.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.700971 del
>>700967
Maybe she is pregnat.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.700972 del
>>700970
The guardian reported they were boongs.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.700973 del
>>700969
A fun action adventure.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.700974 del
>>700972
I figured they were when the news.com.au article quoted somebody as saying "3 of them".


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.700975 del
>>700967
>>700974


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.700976 del
(4.21 MB 4080x3060 16835087326968274427784945990137.jpg)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.700977 del
(3.09 MB 998x1500 just_mummy.png)
>>700973
Would you like to see the mummy?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.700978 del
>>700977
Yes, that would be perfect actually.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.700979 del
Having a chamomile tea.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.700980 del
>>700971
I knew he didn't get her those thigh garters for nothing.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.700981 del
>>700977
The JUST curse has been lifted.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.700982 del
>>700976
There used to be a war museum here with vehicles and tanks in the yard.
I loved going there as a kid but they closed it down.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.700983 del
>tfw kids of today will not know the joy of playing on a bren gun carrier


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.700984 del
>>700980
The babby will be half NEET.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.700985 del
>>700977
Delightful.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.700986 del
>>700984
Half boong, quarter mexican, quarter yank. Good lord.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.700987 del
>>700986
>I serve everyone


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.700988 del
>>700965
>>700966
>>700968
Going to cenno today, got in early before the mongs show up.
Got replaced with a junior.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.700989 del
Might shit my pants in a minute.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.700990 del
>>700988
Do you have a seperate certificate from the wage stating you weren't fired because of misconduct?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.700991 del
Still about to shit myself.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.700992 del
>>700991
Your a liar you said you'd do it in a minute.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.700993 del
Took a shit.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.700994 del
(106.04 KB 510x680 dumbass.jpg)
Retarts can't even spell asparagus


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.700995 del
(114.35 KB 1080x1256 Fvd42xzWcAI02gw.jpg)
(193.47 KB 1080x1267 Fvd429hXgAAwtn4.jpg)
(121.06 KB 1080x1201 Fvd43HrXsAIrIGr.jpg)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.700996 del
>>700995
Hopefully the winner does an unboxing video


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.700997 del
>>700992
I said 'might'. I had seven coffees with no poos yesterday and today I've done five poos for five coffees. What is going on?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.700998 del
>>700996
And there is a 40 year old dried up poo in it.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.700999 del
>>700995
I suspect the ATF or FBI have already arrived to relieve the seller of his package and shoot his dog.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.701000 del
>>700997
You only said might in the first poo post.
Your bowels suffering from delayed pooing syndrome.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.701001 del
BUST in my BUSSY


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.701002 del
bomb disposal bussy


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:05 [Preview] No.701003 del
(419.03 KB 410x640 bust.png)
>>701001
bend over


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.701004 del
>>700969
The other movie we might see is Factotum, which is by the same guy who wrote Barfly, another story about a gooner doing gooner things. It's been sitting on the womboflix server for months.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.701005 del
>>701004
Fatscrotum


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.701006 del
(117.13 KB 634x477 henlo.jpg)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.701007 del
Just got my mail and there was a pizza ad, a real estate agent ad and two unopened condoms in my letter box.
I threw it all in the bin and washed my hands.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.701008 del
>>700982
I'm pretty sure I've seen it somewhere else before.
This is at the museum in Edinburgh.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.701009 del
>>701007
I wonder if you live on the same street as the NEET whose neighbour found $500 in the letterbox?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.701010 del
>>701009
Maybe there is a very confused prostitute walking around as well.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.701011 del
I only get bills and the occasional hand written letter trying to convert me to Jehova in my letterbox.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.701012 del
>>701011
I get a jehova letter once or twice a year too.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.701013 del
Maybe prolifers are going round giving people sabotaged condoms.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.701014 del
(148.69 KB 1014x570 dr-katz-professional-therapist.jpg)
(132.11 KB 823x1176 factotum1.jpg)
(39.04 KB 338x507 the_mummy.jpg)
Ok, this Wednesday night on womboflix, we continue watching the first few episodes of a different TV show with Dr Katz - Professional Therapist, the story of a therapist and divorced father, he has custody of his 23-year-old slacker son Ben, who dreams of wealth and freedom but is too lazy to find a real job. Dr. Katz's receptionist is the acerbic Laura. He spends his free time in the bar "Jacky's 33" with his friends Stan and Julie, the bartender.

Then on Saturday we will be seeing Factotum (2005), another story based on a book by Chuck Bukowski, about a guy deeply involved in alcoholism, gambling, and unemployment.

Finally on Sunday, Brendan Fraser joins us with The Mummy (1999). At an archaeological dig in the ancient city of Hamunaptra, an American serving in the French Foreign Legion accidentally awakens a mummy who begins to wreak havoc as he searches for the reincarnation of his long-lost love. J U S T


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.701015 del
>>701007
sounds vile


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.701016 del
>>701012
I've seen them walking around again.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.701017 del
>>701014
Almost forgot, before or after The Mummy, we will be viewing a Rachel Weisz deep fake and having a group wank.
Selection is here: https://mrdeepfakes.com/search/Rachel-Weisz


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.701018 del
>>700991
All around you are familiar faeces...


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.701019 del
>>701017
Belladonna is close enough.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.701020 del
>>701019
Disgusting tattooed gap-toothed whore.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.701021 del
>>701020
Don't forget all the bumsex.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.701022 del
Someone is ashamed of their wanks.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.701023 del
>>701021
Yeah, anybody who can receive a softball bat with ease is not somebody you can bring home to Mummybot.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.701024 del
>>701023
She was raised in a military mormon family.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.701025 del
(42.02 KB 680x332 FvYOagnaAAIeJEF.jpg)
If only he was here to shout at Cruisey.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.701026 del
>>701014
Wonderful.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.701027 del
>>701025
He needs the choof to function.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.701028 del
Secret McDonald item the big wet fucker meal
Go to the counter and ask for a big wet fucker thank me later
You can’t order this at drive thru you have to go in


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.701029 del
(485.21 KB 1536x2048 he can't keep getting away with this.jpg)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.701030 del
>>701025
Isn't central park where people go to buy and sell drugs?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.701031 del
>>701028
I don't want the Scott Morrison meal.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.701032 del
>>701030
Dunno. He's getting roasted online. All he has done is created a catchphrase for those kids, if they even heard him.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.701033 del
>>701032
In reality they would have shot him.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.701034 del
>>701031
That's only available at Engadine


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.701035 del
Possum tried to get Cruisey to give up the choof by sitting him down and forcing him to smoke a whole oz once.
It did not go as planned.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.701036 del
>>701028
I'mnot falling for that one again.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.701037 del
>>701029
The green bins are getting dangerous.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.701038 del
>>701037
That is suburban BEST A too.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.701039 del
>>701035
Many such cases.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:02 [Preview] No.701040 del
>>700990
I'm going to have to get one


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.701041 del
(3.55 MB 4080x3060 16835227284925286312541639395851.jpg)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.701042 del
>>701040
Make sure that whatever they give you on paper lines up with whatever bullshit they spouted in your dismissal meeting.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:13 [Preview] No.701043 del
>>701041
Get out.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.701044 del
>>701029
I've been seeing these around Adelaide.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.701045 del
>>701041
Beautiful. Merry christmas.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.701046 del
Spotted an ugly orange needle next to the front fence on the walk just now. These bad home individuals never rest. Council hasn't done anything about the graffiti on my fence yet either.
I am living the urban hellscape life.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.701047 del
>>701046
>Council hasn't done anything about the graffiti on my fence yet either.
They probably wont.
I've had to clean my own fence before.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.701048 del
>>701046
Copy somebody elses graffiti tag over the one on your fence and they will fight each other.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.701049 del
>>701046
J U S T omens


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.701050 del
>>701030
Yeah, he offers stuff for sale which has higher profit margin than weed. This is why he shouted about the smell of failure, his portfolio is better.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.701051 del
>>701042
>dismissal meeting
I was just sacked on the spot


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.701052 del
>>701051
Did they point at the door?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.701053 del
>>701051
What did you do?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.701054 del
>>701050
Stop being a weed zero and become a coke hero!


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.701055 del
>>701051
What sort of workplace was this? That's not normal, even for some kind of egregious fuck up on your part. There is supposed to be a meeting (usually more than one) and documentation.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.701056 del
(5.41 MB 4080x3060 16835249559853024774092405499211.jpg)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.701057 del
>>701056
That's lovely.
I bet there's boong spirits in that place.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.701058 del
>>701051
I envy you, my last job dragged on for years and I wanted to quit but didn't because my parents kept pressuring me to stay.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.701059 del
>>701056
Nice spot for a picnic and a game of cricket.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.701060 del
>>701055
If you put as much effort into waging as being flabaghasted, these things wouldn't happen


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.701061 del
>>701059
Possum would keep hitting the ball into the scrub and refusing to honour 'six and out' and 'one hand one bounce'.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.701062 del
(8.86 KB 365x192 ahem.png)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.701063 del
>>701057
>>701059
Clonlea park


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.701064 del
>>701060
why would I be asking myself questions on the board?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.701065 del
>>701064
I am equally confused.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.701066 del
>>701041
Be careful out there.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.701067 del
Fleabaghashed


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.701068 del
Why is it that every construction site I walk past I hear 80s music playing? Can someone explain the cultural forces at work here?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.701069 del
These NEETs who post major life happenings but scant details leave me vexed.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.701070 del
>>701068
The only good Aussie music is 80s rock and builders are very patriotic.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.701071 del
>>701069
>IKTF


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.701072 del
>>701056
Good spot for a neet picnic.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.701073 del
>>701068
It's probably just MMM or whatever the bogan radio station is in your city. Usually the same station will have a football discussion show three nights a week as well as all weekend.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.701074 del
>>701069
I heard he got fired for bumfingering the bosses daughters dog.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.701075 del
>>701062
It's not Wednesday.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.701076 del
>>701074
he could have done it on the floor of the workshop and they'd still have to put their complaint in writing and give him an opportunity to respond


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.701077 del
>>701076
He also yelled out nigger


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.701078 del
I wonder if this was the NEET who had taken to drinking before going to work.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.701079 del
>>701075
We haven't been word'd in ages.
>>701078
That would explain it.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.701080 del
C'mon NEET, spill the beans, probably less than half of us will judge you.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.701081 del
Lots of flabberghasted neets itt


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.701082 del
flabbygastric neets


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.701083 del
the other word slipped through without comment


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.701084 del
(194.90 KB 473x558 c33486a41a1b172c86f0071eaa655160-imagepng.png)
>>701080
>probably less than half of us will judge you.
I am available for all of (you)!


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.701085 del
>>701083
Greg is ious


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.701086 del
Possum called me an insidious ill-educated interloper once.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.701087 del
>>701086
You got off lightly.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.701088 del
Dotty old bats discussing wage relation rights over the back fence while hanging out their unmentionables


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.701089 del
>>701088
My unmentionables dry on the shower curtain rod in the bathroom. I would never be so vulgar as to hang them out on the line for the whole world to see. Disgusting. Poor breeding.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.701090 del
HE MENTIONED HIS UNMENTIONABLES !!!


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.701091 del
>>701090
😳


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.701092 del
Like usual those 10 standards were a mistake. Was up until 5 with racing thoughts as they left my system.
Woke up at 3:30pm again.
Woe, boong life


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.701093 del
>>701092
Should have had 20.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.701094 del
(289.64 KB 420x480 10503582.mp4)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.701095 del
>>701046
Yeah, fuck. There was on in the grass the other day when I was walking along. I am scared to go off the footpath with doggo now. Are they using them for meth or heroin?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.701096 del
>>701095
>on in the grass
one in the grass


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.701097 del
>>701095
I think they smoke meth.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.701098 del
>>701092
If you drank until you were blackout drunk by 9pm, you'd be up at a reasonable hour each morning


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.701099 del
>>701095
AIDS is completely treatable now, are you some kind of homophobe or something?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.701100 del
(80.41 KB 695x960 Retro.jpg)
How many points do you score here on pic related NEETs?
I score zero, but to be honest the typewriter in our house was by that stage basically used as a toy rather than for serious work. And the first fax I sent or received was only about six years ago. The only thing I ever paid with a cheque was a rental bond.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.701101 del
>>701092
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.701102 del
>>701094
Very authentic.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.701103 del
>>701092
Well at least you are no longer pretending the standards help you sleep.
But I guess some NEET will tell you you just didn't have enough of them. End stage.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.701104 del
>>701100
Zero for me, but I'm old and stupid.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.701105 del
>>701100
Number 20 is still common with a bank cheque when paying larger amounts.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.701106 del
>>701105
I think it is an American meme, they used to use cheques for everything, even at the grocery store. They still do.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.701107 del
>>701100
One point, I have never recorded music from the radio. Faxes were also common to send Cenno documents like Medical certificates.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.701108 del
>>701105
People still buy CDs too. Vinyl too if they're a DJ or hipster faggot.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.701109 del
>>701052
Pretty much
>>701053
The boss is replacing me with a junior who is cheaper and will do the exact same thing.
But he didn't give me notice because he was scared I'd quit, instead he waited until he found a junior then sacked me on the spot.
>>701055
It's pretty normal in some industries, being a neet I got a shit job
>>701058
I'll probably get 3/4 on cenno when concessions are counted, so I'm not really mad.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.701110 del
>>701109
Were you casual or permanent?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.701111 del
>>701107
>I have never recorded music from the radio
You never had the experience of listening carefully for your favourite song with your finger poised on the record button ready to go, every muscle tensed.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.701112 del
>>701109
>so I'm not really mad.
You need that Separation certificate ASAP though as I have said before, as Cenno will do nothing and drag their heals until they have it.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.701113 del
>>701111
I will cherish this (You)
>Every muscle taut,
>Listening for the song's beat,
>Record button pressed.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.701114 del
>>700964
What NEET is you
Sorry to hear


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.701115 del
>>700977
Womboflix tonight. Thanks.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.701116 del
>>700979
You need a doily for your saucer.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.701117 del
>>701100
Never paid for anything with a cheque, but used money orders a fair bit.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.701118 del
>>701109
Do they have a facebook page? Their customers would like to know that sort of information.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.701119 del
>>700994
It's not even a herb 🌿


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.701120 del
I paid for someone with a Czech, once.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.701121 del
>>701116
Your a saucy doily.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.701123 del
I want to watch Fantomas again


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.701124 del
>>701110
Casual but full time hours.
The only reason I was paid casual rates was because bossman wanted to keep the option of replacing me open, so it's not like it came out of the blue.
>>701112
Already requested it, cenno doubly fuck people who were injured or sacked at work.
>>701114
I'm going to dans


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.701125 del
>>701117
>money orders
Yeah I would use Aus Post ones.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.701126 del
>>701120
They aren't worth much.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.701127 del
>>701126
Worth more than Slovaks.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.701128 del
>>701120
What's your favourite Czech Hunter number?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.701129 del
>>701123
That was a good choice from Big Fella.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.701130 del
>>701035
Heh


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.701131 del
>>701124
You should have fucked something up on teh way out


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.701132 del
>>701043
:)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.701133 del
I might also go to Dans, maybe I can drink myself to sleep at a reasonable hour


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.701134 del
>>701128
What's yours?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.701135 del
might go to bunnings


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.701136 del
polish me deck


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.701137 del
>>701135
Traffic is too heavy right now.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.701138 del
>>701134
It depends. 206 claims to post on TikTok.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.701139 del
>>701100
1
It wasn't a real Walkman
I had a CD player with cheap foam covered computer ones that I'd hold over my head while on the train.
Then I got the plug in one's and an 124mb mp3 player and became cool.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.701140 del
not going to bunnings
too cold


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.701141 del
>>701109
Are you Chinese shop NEET?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.701142 del
>>701121
Oh you


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.701143 del
>>701133
We should all just go to Dan's


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.701144 del
>>701139
>and became cool.
You were never cool bro. Sorry.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.701145 del
>>701138
Link to his channel please.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.701146 del
>>701144
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM [Embed]


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.701148 del
>>701145
Just search for it. There is even a video with a text saying someone sent it to his parents.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.701149 del
>>701147
interesting times ahead in the US in the next 5-10 years


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.701151 del
>>701150
Yeah, the pro-[special interest group] comments never get moderated the same way.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.701152 del
it's going to be a cold one tonight


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.701153 del
How do I get a job doing the web and cloud shit monk used to do?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.701154 del
>>701153
>cloud
clod


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.701155 del
>>701153
Find recruiter, establish yourself as a AWS Cloud Engineer and answer her calls *hint, hint*.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.701157 del
>>701152
I put my second winter weight dooner on my bed.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.701158 del
>>701157
I need to find something to put on the couch


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.701159 del
Using the heater I got at BWS


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.701160 del
>>701159
bottle of vodka?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.701161 del
>>701156
Hell desk, after hours and JavaScript sound like woe.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.701162 del
>>701158
Get an oodie.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.701163 del
(97.84 KB 255x254 tonyb.png)
>>701159


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.701164 del
>>701148
I watched some of it. It was horrifying but also a little bit funny that he was dumb enough to let that be done to himself.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.701165 del
>>701162
yeah cos they;re gonna deliver in the next 3 hours aren't they


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.701166 del
Mini jam donuts in the airfryer


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.701167 del
Had a weird headspin today. No pain or headache, just felt really dizzy all of a sudden.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.701168 del
>>701166
Serve mine with whipped cream please. Let them cool down so they are just warm before adding the cream.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.701169 del
>>701167
See a doctor please NEET.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.701170 del
>>701165
Unpleasant tone.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.701171 del
>>701167
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.701172 del
>>701166
Four please.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.701173 del
>>701170
It will be another unpleasant week from him. Taking out all his stress and bitterness on us, his lessers.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.701174 del
>>701168
I have a can of long life.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.701176 del
>>701174
I will dunk them in.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.701177 del
A desperate plea for the mock cream


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.701178 del
>>701177
It mocks us?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.701179 del
>>701177
>mock cream
vile


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.701180 del
James Webb telescope proved the Big Bang Theory wrong once.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.701181 del
>>701180
Space isn't real.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.701182 del
(102.72 KB 1082x853 oodie.jpg)
What do you NEETs think of this oodie?
I could probably wear it as just a normal jumper.

https://theoodie.com/collections/teen-adult/products/oo-oodie-star-wars-black


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.701183 del
>>701181
I knew it!


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.701184 del
>>701182
It looks fine if you're happy with it. As long as you're happy with the fabric that would matter more for me.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.701185 del
>>701184
>Every Oodie is made from toasty-warm sherpa fleece on the inside and buttery-soft, Toastytek™ flannel fleece on the outside.
Probably is just polyester.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.701186 del
>>701185
That can be okay as long you don't mind getting toasty. How it traps the heat and doesn't breathe like cotton can make me sweat.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.701187 del
(1.89 MB 576x1024 6d9d9e53404d8df2909a14950953ed6c.mp4)
#ChortlerGoals


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.701188 del
>>701187
Imagine the smell of that creature.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.701189 del
>>701187
Me at 6am after drinking this cask


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.701190 del
>>701097
Some of them inject it for a more economical high.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.701191 del
>>701188
Embrace it!


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.701192 del
(1.08 MB 576x1024 ea83978072f136eb9ac3c74ce753cf53.mp4)
>>701189
I imagine it being more like this


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.701193 del
Going in to do some grocery shopping but mostly to visit Dr Dan.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.701194 del
>>701193
It's what you need!


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.701195 del
>>701153
How irresponsible are you prepared to get with drinking and gambling?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.701196 del
>>701193
Pack of tim tams thanks.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.701198 del
>>701197
She is probably more like the one in Return of the Jedi where the whole superstructure was exposed.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.701199 del
>>701198
Many Bothan Spies explored her superstructure.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.701200 del
>no death star to land my tie fighter in


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.701201 del
>>701199
No wonder they killed themselves.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.701202 del
>>701201
You are getting more homosexual by the day.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.701203 del
>>701198
You could fly a whole squadron in there and not hit the sides.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.701204 del
>>701199
>>701203
kek


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.701206 del
>>701202
Hot!


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.701207 del
(2.44 MB 576x768 7d633235f7863c86e10bb0fc483f50c5.mp4)
When is HP on tonight?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.701208 del
(1.26 MB 576x768 76676cf626aed811a0b522648b5c1680.mp4)
I wonder what whimsical things he's up to


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.701209 del
(53.57 KB 640x798 FvabmmhaMAA5L4a.jpg)
>>701208


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.701210 del
>>701209
I have been thinking about doing something for the last half hour.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.701211 del
I wonder if Nuro ever secured that footage of stanley in the cafe


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.701212 del
(14.49 KB 590x170 nuro.png)
>>701208


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.701213 del
>>701211
He would be dead serious if he wasn't deda.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.701214 del
>>701212
I chortled.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.701215 del
heil chortler


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.701216 del
Possum demanded Weber look up 'genuflect' in the dictionary, before kicking his legs out from under him once.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.701217 del
>>701216
He wouldn't do that.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.701218 del
(879.23 KB 585x867 Untitled.png)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.701219 del
(58.97 KB 478x641 FvU_UNMaQAAuwvd.jpg)
>>701218


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.701220 del
(95.81 KB 1034x682 FvU_uaraUAU32J8.jpg)
>>701219


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.701221 del
Whom he was there for?
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=2KkGjGr5wGo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2KkGjGr5wGo [Embed]


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.701222 del
>>701219
>>701220
Grug?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.701223 del
>>701221
Meghan, but she didn't show up.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.701224 del
>>701213
>deda


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.701225 del
>>701207
Weird and disturbing.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.701226 del
I put my clothes away in the wardrobe. They had been sitting in the laundry basket after being brought in off the line a month or so ago.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.701227 del
>>701226
Did you find a blanket for the rude NEET?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.701228 del
>>701226
should be well matured by now. Or at least hopefully dry.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.701229 del
>>701211
Naming the deceased increases our likelihood of being haunted by their ghosts.
I think it is best not to bring them up for no good purpose.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.701230 del
(2.07 MB 576x1024 d3c9f91dd41a4186d076db45b6323030.mp4)
>>701225
So when is HP on?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.701231 del
(370.73 KB 710x805 wizard-imagepng.png)
HP neet should stream us a HP movie marathon.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.701232 del
>>701229
>haunted by their ghosts.
He'll hear an electrical whirl and sound of steam until the smell hits him.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.701233 del
You guys would make lewd comments about the underage actresses.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.701234 del
I don't beleive webber genuinely watched harry potter


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.701235 del
>>701233
>You guys


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.701236 del
>>701234
You don't know what creatine is Harry


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.701237 del
An hour into the latest norm binge.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.701238 del
>>701237
I thought you had watched it all?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.701239 del
>>701230
>Dumbbell Dore


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.701240 del
Having the first chamomile tea of the evening.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.701241 del
>>701239
>for no reason


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.701242 del
(19.24 KB 474x319 normm.jpg)
>>701237


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.701243 del
>>701238
Small snippets of goodies remain.
Some are reruns


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.701244 del
Watching Bill Clinton's roast. Hillary was hot for an evil wench.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.701245 del
>>701244
Hilldawg was cute when she was young


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.701246 del
(4.53 MB 4032x3024 A694C500-CA21-4F1C-B756-2D96109C89F3.jpeg)
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.701247 del
>>701246
I'd finish it all.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.701248 del
I'm depressed that I don't have any pidser


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.701249 del
>>701189
It dawned upon me that I wake up and you go to sleep at the same time.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.701250 del
>>701248
I'm
>tfw impressed
The pixxa looks visually pleasing


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.701251 del
>>701246
That looks very tasty.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.701252 del
>>701245
Mid 90s was prime


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.701253 del
>>701246
Very nice


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.701254 del
Just hit -0.2°C, may have to wear two pairs of neet underpants tonight.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.701255 del
>>701254
You need another neet to snuggle in your underpants with you


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.701256 del
>>701246
what kinds of pidser is it? meatlovers?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.701257 del
>>701255
Hot!


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.701258 del
>>701246
Yum


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.701259 del
>>701247
And then get another one tomorrow.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.701260 del
>>701256
>meatlovers
known for its pineapple and capsicum


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.701261 del
(50.54 KB 376x507 ba1981b45b5b0d71769295bb0ab1eef1-imagejpeg.jpg)
>>701259
>tomorrow
later tonight


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.701262 del
(73.58 KB 595x748 NINTCHDBPICT000482236368.jpg)
What would a typical pidser order look like at the neet compound?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.701263 del
>Item processed at facility
>Boorna Wankginy Mia (in Perth) WA
wtf


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.701264 del
Every night at the neet compound we will order and consume 14 pizzas and a bucket of kfc, in honour of the great neet who once attempted this feat of eat and was never heard from again.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.701265 del
was it fifo who got fired today?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.701266 del
>>701264
he was a liar and a fraud
a fake abbo box ticker of the epicurean world


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.701267 del
>>701265
fifo was mong herding wasn't he?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.701268 del
>>701264
He died doing what he loved.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.701269 del
>>701263
All the best boongs come from perth.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.701270 del
(112.01 KB 960x857 hillary.jpeg)
>>701244
60s women's clothes were far more feminine and attractive than they are today


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.701271 del
>>701269
yeah but wankginy as in rub vagina?
it's a bit much for australia post


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.701272 del
I am looking aqt the bodybuilding subreddit. I find it all a bit of a freakshow, I don't admire them at all. I think there is mental illness underlying the behaviour.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.701273 del
>>701272
Replace bodybuilding subreddit with ausneets board


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.701274 del
Still can't find my favourite nasheed on youtube :(


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.701275 del
Have a good Monday, Neets!


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.701276 del
>>701275
Forgot your flag


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.701277 del
>>701275
thank you


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.701278 del
Painful hips.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.701279 del
>>701278
You have been neglecting your stretching routine.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.701280 del
>>701278
Have you been doing obscene thrusts?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.701281 del
>>701279
3 choofs and a standard
Need some voltaren or flexall.
Not sure what works best for joint pain, it might be from my back though.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.701282 del
>>701280
I'm just falling apart
I should have done more


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.701283 del
the dog is walking funny and leaking cum again...


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.701284 del
>>701283
What an odd post.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.701285 del
>>701283
Why hasn't he been milked?...


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.701286 del
maybe is time for sleep now?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.701287 del
>>701285
he's a boy dog not a girl dog...


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:51 [Preview] No.701288 del
>>701283
Have you been wanking him regularly?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.701289 del
I just watched that crash test dummy video. It was pretty dumb.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.701290 del
>>701282
The high stress bossman lifestyle is a killer


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.701291 del
>>701289
you're a dummy :D


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.701292 del
Dummy is derogatory to mutant fucks that can't talk.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.701293 del
I just joined a rape gang


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.701294 del
>>701292
you're a dummy :D


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.701295 del
Took a screenshot of the ex-misso in her friends instagram story last night
Woed looking at it


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.701296 del
>>701293
Gaping much?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.701297 del
>>701295
A foolish thing to do.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.701298 del
>>701295
is she white?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.701299 del
>>701298
No


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.701300 del
>>701295
If you post the picture at least three (3) of the NEETs will wank to it which might help with closure.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.701301 del
>>701296
The initiation was non consensual.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.701302 del
>>701299
please dont say she's black


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:01 [Preview] No.701303 del
>>701301
The rape gang became the gape ring.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.701304 del
is getting tired


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.701305 del
>>701295
Don't torture yourself like this King.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.701306 del
torture my bumhole instead


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.701307 del
>>701305
Self abuse is all he has left.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.701308 del
>>701295
Big smarts


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.701309 del
i might get myself


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.701310 del
Zealandia isn't real.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.701311 del
Possum said something very wise once that would have been perfect for this moment but I smoke too much choof so I can't remember what he said.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.701312 del
>>701310
She was awful in Spiderman.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.701313 del
>>701312
Should've been played by Mckenna Grace.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.701314 del
I always laugh at how in the Raimi ones they have men in their 30s playing high schoolers.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.701315 del
It wasn't that long ago that I was suffering in the heat but now I suffer in the cold.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.701316 del
Temperature isn't real.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.701317 del
>>701316
Then why did that man put a thermometer up my bum?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.701318 del
Got no gf feels rn.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.701319 del
>>701317
That was a bag of onions followed by a cricket bat.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.701320 del
>>701317
Proctology is an arcane science, best not to question it.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.701321 del
>>701314
Beverly hills 90210 was like that.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.701322 del
Weber smacked my neetstick with his logitech keyboard once.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.701323 del
>>701322
He uses some gay typewriter keyboard like an instagram girl would


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.701324 del
Weber was a VSCO girl back in 2019.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.701325 del
Ran out of goon :(


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.701326 del
>>701325
Bed time now NEET.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.701327 del
I think I'm gonna drive drunk.
I don't wanna risk it but I can tell that my desire for a maccas meal is too strong


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.701328 del
>>701320
Imagine the medical student on uni, when he the enlightenment struck:
>I want to dedicated my career to look inside assholes


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.701329 del
(356.09 KB 1000x668 1194-2216.jpg)
>>701328
You haven't experienced boong arse, mate.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:16 [Preview] No.701330 del
>>701327
Don't you dare.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.701331 del
>>701327
Do it m8, run over a boong for us.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.701333 del
>>701331
Do not encourage his outrageous behaviour.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.701334 del
>>701332
>>701333


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.701335 del
i just'd all over myself


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.701336 del
Who was that neet that got done for drink driving that other time?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.701337 del
>>701335
Food or cum?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.701338 del
>>701337
technically both


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.701339 del
>>701338
So it was cum but you could count it as food if you were a hungry or horny neet.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.701340 del
>>701339
im always hungry and horny


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.701341 del
Going to brush my teeth and go beddies. I will have a wank in bed.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.701342 del
>>701336
Weber and Monk have both been caught drink driving. Disgusting behaviour.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.701343 del
Absolutely disgusting episode of Q&A.
Labor minister telling me about how migrants work on job sites which will alleviate housing pressure, how the "multicultural story" is a part of all of us, that "those of us who are not Indigenous Australians are migrants or the children of migrants"
They must be hanged


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.701344 del
(68.69 KB 395x616 90006293540a78b684620d3c8d1f7099.jpg)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.701345 del
>>701343
I am glad I stopped watching that show many years ago. Was nothing but rage bait.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.701346 del
NEETs are simultaneously fueled and destroyed by rage.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 16:32 [Preview] No.701347 del
I'm solar powered.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 16:34 [Preview] No.701348 del
>>701347
You are not.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.701349 del
>>701348
You just have to make sure the sun hits your thermal exhaust port.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 16:38 [Preview] No.701350 del
>>701349
That's how I got arse cancer.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.701351 del
Maccas acquired, didn't get arrested. More Q&A


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.701352 del
>>701351
What did you get from maccas?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.701353 del
>>701352
I bet he got a burger.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.701354 del
I was going to ask him to get me a 20 pack of nuggets but I didn't want to be involved in his drink driving folly.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.701355 del
>>701352
2x double cheese burger meal (add bacon) with water as drink
My card was declined 3 times, worked on the 4th. Had me wiggin out


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.701356 del
>>701355
What do you think the employees there thought of you?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.701357 del
(608.30 KB 1080x1080 Asset__2-1080x1080.png)
good evening neets


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.701358 del
morning neetbros
>>701357
evening mate


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.701359 del
>>701357
Lazy NEETs sleeping still.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.701360 del
(125.25 KB 300x300 banner_drive_safely.png)
>>701342


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.701361 del
harrumph!


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.701362 del
>>701323
You don't know what you're talking about, you fucking idiot.

>>701342
You either, cunt.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.701363 del
>>701357
>>701358
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.701364 del
(46.07 KB 1258x890 9dc1b438600c5b7037ef74b2f4f32a8598a382a83b4c8cfa0ce36b7767ba1a23.png)
>>701273
>Replace bodybuilding subreddit with ausneets board


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.701365 del
>>701035
>>701311
Spooky.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.701366 del
>>701355
>My card was declined 3 times, worked on the 4th.
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:10 [Preview] No.701367 del
>>701351
>More Q&A
God I miss Joslin too.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.701368 del
>>701366
They had to get approval from the chinaman to spend the money.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.701369 del
>>701368
Before his quick cash payout on the fourth attempt?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.701370 del
>>701369
The chinaman will not let him spend money on food unless he really needs it.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.701371 del
>>701370
>The chinaman
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kh6c0SOfkH4 [Embed]


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.701372 del
(199.46 KB 636x382 636x382_MP4_8109006795806326065.mp4)
>'Notorious' orangutan gropes giggling gooks's breasts at Thai zoo where his antics have made him a star attraction... but animal groups say he is being 'exploited'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12058767/Notorious-orangutan-gropes-giggling-gooks-breasts-Thai-zoo.html


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.701373 del
>>701372
No different to visiting Africa or India.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.701374 del
>>701373
Giggling everywhere?


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.701375 del
>>701372
The librarian found a new job.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.701376 del
>EXCLUSIVE Australian monster Josef Fritzl who locked his daughter in a cellar and fathered seven kids with her wants to reconcile with his ex-wife and bizarrely claims they're still married despite divorcing 11 years ago
>>He writes: 'I always got along well with her. But we had very different spheres of life. I had my job, my travels, and of course my secret love affairs. I was always looking for adventure in some way. I guess I didn't appreciate her enough.
>>'I have so much to explain to her. They say that you should not only be at peace with yourself, but also with others before leaving this world.'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12050841/Josef-Fritzl-locked-daughter-cellar-fathered-7-kids-wants-reconcile-ex.html


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.701377 del
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sorry about the rape dungeon


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.701378 del
>>701377
and of course his secret love affairs.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.701379 del
>>701376
>bizarrely claims they're still married
Divorces should require consent from both parties and it should not be possible to divorce a prisoner while they're incapable of accessing proper legal representation or their physical assets.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.701380 del
>>701357
Evening
>>701359
neets need their sleep after spending 12+ hour days shit posting


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.701381 del
>>701364
>I am looking aqt the ausneets board. I find it all a bit of a freakshow, I don't admire them at all. I think there is mental illness underlying the behaviour.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.701382 del
>>701372
They think it's fun until big monkey becomes angry and rips their faces off.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.701384 del
>>701382
That gorilla from the movies ended up killing a baby in front of its mum.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.701386 del
I bet the orangytang is a NEET in a costume.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.701387 del
>>701385
God you are so fucking boring.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 21:48 [Preview] No.701388 del
>>701386
All the NEETs act like wild animals on Thursday nights.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.701389 del
>>701388
Hot!


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.701390 del
Feeling woe'd, need to have a shave for this nurse who's going to jab me this morning. Maybe I should shave my balls too in case she's a qt and is feeling frisky.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.701391 del
>>701390
Could be a he. Shave your anus for that second jab.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.701392 del
>>701387
Fuck you you gay nugget lover


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.701393 del
nigger*


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.701394 del
>tfw no qt nurse to take my anal virginity


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.701395 del
Mrogalin


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.701396 del
if pizza monsters attacked then the executives would end up as heroes


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.701397 del
(83.32 KB 599x575 Untitled.jpg)
(241.24 KB 959x936 toilet doomsday suit.jpg)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.701398 del
(140.98 KB 1080x1622 FvniDlMXoAEVydY.jpg)


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.701399 del
>>701397
Well bantered.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.701400 del
>>701395
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 23:37 [Preview] No.701401 del
two all beef possum special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.701402 del
>>701398
J U S T


NEET 05/08/2023 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.701403 del
>>701390
Smart.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.701404 del
>>701401
Surely there should be a cucumber in there.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.701405 del
I blindfolded Weber and Possum then led them in a room together, then left without either knowing. Neither complained once.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.701406 del
>>701405
I’m not even sure why he has taken a set against me. I’ve never done anything to him.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 00:20 [Preview] No.701407 del
>>701406
You threw a lemon at him.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.701408 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/insurmountable-pain-bindi-irwin-opens-up-about-decadelong-endometriosis-battle/news-story/b25b4848b6c049392e82d356cd4c3770
It's a good thing we hadn't established the commune with Bindi. She'd have been hormonal and complained all day long.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.701409 del
>>701408
>bindi-irwin-opens-up


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.701410 del
(13.39 MB 904x480 30950_480p.mp4.mp4)
>>701409


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.701411 del
If I'm too pathetic to get a real job in the private sector, what are my chances of getting a public sector job?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.701412 del
>>701411
The public service put you through as much or more bullshit at interview than the private sector does. It's only once you acquire the public service job you realise they're largely all retarded.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.701413 del
>>701412
>largely all retarded.
Is this a problem?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.701414 del
>>701413
Depends how much you care. If you want to do a good job or get projects done on time they'll annoy the hell out of you. If you just want to get paid it's probably not an issue.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.701415 del
>>701414
Given the amount of mongs, could an external consulting company like UMM PTY LTD help herd them? I am asking for a mate.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.701416 del
Hotboxing the corner office.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.701417 del
>>701415
Oh they love engaging services of expensive consulting services.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.701418 del
Think the local Foodworks sold me some bootleg Suimin noodles.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.701419 del
>>701417
UMM PTY LTD should ride the cash train. Expand their professional mong herder service.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.701420 del
Had a very long hot shower and put on all clean clothes.
I feel sparkly.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.701421 del
>>701372
yjk


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.701422 del
Big sleep in today. Woe.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.701423 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/police-made-sex-claim-in-secret-dossier-about-brittany-higgins-document-tendered-to-inquiry-reveals/news-story/16522ce6264a7847655bd4634d154b5a
>the AFP document states that a Liberal staffer told them that Ms Higgins and another man had sex on multiple occasions “in the same office to which she is stating she was sexually assaulted.
>The document also claims that Ms Higgins had “been counselled for lying before” but does not explain what police are referring to.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.701424 del
Got about 30 seconds of quite heavy hail earlier.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.701425 del
>>701424
Which state?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.701426 del
>>701420
You have a nice shine about you.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:14 [Preview] No.701427 del
Sat on an ant hill and now I have a colony (?) living in my bussy I think I saw the queen with my iPhone camera


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.701428 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p8rIhf6Q1o4 [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.701429 del
>>701425
WA


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.701431 del
Slow unproductive start to the day.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.701432 del
>random NEETs keep insulting Weber
>they blame possum
He is being slandered again.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.701433 del
>>701432
He should take a stick to them.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.701434 del
Possum beat Weber with a stick once.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.701435 del
(119.20 KB 1200x707 Frr-LeaXoAAh7pA.jpg)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.701436 del
(190.27 KB 1200x707 Frr-LeaXoAAh7pA.jpg)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.701437 del
>>701432
I think someone called me Possum earlier.
Such vile slander.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.701438 del
>>701437
If you were Possum I would give your shiny pink nose a nice rub.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.701439 del
(78.66 KB 669x680 Fvojhl5WIBM7ow8.jpg)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.701440 del
>tfw no shiny pink nose


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.701441 del
>tfw no shiny pink noose


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.701442 del
>>701439
Kek.
He doesn't look like a real person, more like a badly made face in a computer game.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.701443 del
taxed


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.701445 del
Might start drinking.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.701446 del
(597.36 KB 827x482 Haveadrink.png)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.701447 del
(65.09 KB 430x195 spn.jpg)
>>701440


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.701448 del
>>701445
too early


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.701449 del
My dogs got no nose
How does he smell?
Awful
Haha


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.701450 del
>>701267
yeah I still am. It wasn't me thankfully.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.701451 del
>>701449
This should have been 4 separate posts


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.701452 del
>>701450
How goes the mongherding lifestyle?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.701453 del
>>701451
My dad would tell that joke when he was very drunk, I think he inherited it from his grandad.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.701454 del
(634.33 KB 3000x1680 joeyyheader.jpg)
>>701256
it was called 'the works'.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.701455 del
>>701454
It was a very nice looking pizza.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.701456 del
>>701452
I don't mind it, I'm lucky I have clients I gel with. Not progressing or going anywhere with it really. Perpetually treading water.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.701457 del
>>701456
A job that doesn't stress you much is a good thing even if it isn't going anywhere.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.701458 del
>>701450
Hello FIFO it is good to hear from you.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.701459 del
>>701454
You are looking good.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.701460 del
>>701456
>treading water
There is nothing wrong with that mate so long as you don't mind what you are doing.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.701461 del
>>701457
Yeah I should be thankful. I have had breakdowns at a lot of my previous wages. I've got it pretty good, with penalties I can clear 2k a fortnight working 60-65 hours.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.701462 del
>>701458
Hey posso.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.701463 del
>>701460
True.I should be kinder to myself.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.701464 del
>>701437
Did you make that post that caused Weber to call you a nugget lover?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.701465 del
>>701461
That's pretty good for something you don't mind.
Long hours and stress take years off your life.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.701466 del
>>701461
It sounds like you have a good thing going.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.701467 del
>>701460
Yes there is. Financial stress is the number one predictor of unhappiness.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.701468 del
>>701464
Yeah every fucking here is either Possum or Weber.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.701469 del
(469.65 KB 437x635 possoweber.png)
>>701468
Sometimes it's both.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.701470 del
>>701467
If FIFO lives a simple life and keeps away from the cas he will not be under financial stress at the wage he has quoted.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.701471 del
I have moved FIFO's name from the "AWOL - probably dead" category to the "Alive" category in the NEETlore.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.701472 del
>>701471
That is two NEETS back into the alive category now, after Shitey posted his legs a few weeks ago.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.701473 del
>>701472
I'm not moving Shiteys name till we see the turtle.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.701474 del
>>701473
I think whatever rite or ritual that returned Shitey to us may have required the sacrifice of the turtle.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.701475 del
(110.10 KB 1124x1273 FvojITYaIAAZCde.jpg)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.701476 del
>>701423
Time will tell and it will be interesting what the result is from the case.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.701477 del
>>701475
That was thoughtful of him.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.701478 del
Daydreaming about joining the infantry again


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.701479 del
>>701476
This afternoon the DPP has been grilled about withholding evidence from the defence because it would have been "crushing" to piggins. Hopefully the inquiry results in a recommendation he be sacked.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.701480 del
(830.54 KB 546x768 Untitled.png)
>>701478


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.701481 del
>>701423
>Ms Higgins and another man had sex on multiple occasions “in the same office to which she is stating she was sexually assaulted.

Disgusting vile whore.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.701482 del
(88.52 KB 747x477 smart_nigger.jpg)
>>701475


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.701483 del
>>701448
Too late.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.701484 del
>>701479
If he sues, he might get a good payout as these are significant failures.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.701485 del
>>701430
kek


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.701486 del
All of my undies have taint holes and the elastic is fucked.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.701487 del
>>701486
you need some more secure housing for your bussy


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.701488 del
>>701486
Evil NEEt farts destroy the fabric.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.701489 del
Somewhat disgusted with what I've become.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.701490 del
>>701489
Use that feeling to tun your life around NEET. You can do it. Start now.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.701491 del
>>701486
how many years have you had them? I can't remember when I bought mine.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.701492 del
>>701486
Mine don't holes in the crotch, but they start to separate where the elastic joins the fabric.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.701493 del
(97.76 KB 1024x1018 4999560c85c43df28853e8ec82d992ae-imagejpeg.jpg)
I remember when I was in highschool and basically everyone in the year would be going to the same party and I wouldn't be invited. I thought things would change when I got to uni but it didn't happen. People are nice to me when I talk to them but somehow everyone else finds friends very naturally and I don't. I can sort of push for a bit of social interaction but it dies in the arse as soon as I slow down a bit. I don't know if people just forget about me of if they take an instinctive dislike of me or what.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.701494 del
Heineken tallboy


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.701495 del
>>701493
I was much the same NEET.
As an old adult, I only hear from people when they want something. If people are friendly or inviting it's only because they're buttering me up and they withdraw contact once I no longer serve a purpose.
I wish I could tell you it gets better, but it doesn't.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.701496 del
>>701491
Two or three.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.701497 del
>>701495
Isn't that just the default for men though? Your worth is directly tied to your utility.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.701498 del
>They came after me
>With masterful deceit
>Broke down my lute and
>They kicked in my teeth


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.701499 del
>>701497
It's still normal to have a circle of friends though, I'd have thought. Especially in your teens and twenties.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.701500 del
>>701498
Who did? Give me their names and I will take care of it. How much compensation do you want for the lute?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.701501 del
>>701500
It was a silver-tongued devil and
his army of elves. A coin would do for compo.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.701502 del
Weber called me knife ears once.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.701503 del
Wonder what buro is up to these days


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.701504 del
>>701502
what does that even mean?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.701505 del
>>701503
When I called him a few days after his ban he said he was weaning himself off the board and was optimistic. I know he came back here a few times but I reckon he is gone for good now. He is probably on some discord server or shitting up /n/ again.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.701506 del
>>701504
A racial slur for elves.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.701507 del
Arse gnomes are very racist towards arse elves.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.701508 del
>>701504
I think it means he has pointy ears.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.701509 del
>>701507
>Arse gnomes
Beware the snorkle.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.701510 del
There was a bunch of elven youths loitering outside the health food store the other day.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.701511 del
Peace sucks a hairy asshole Posso. War, is the mother fuckin answer


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.701512 del
>>701499
You have to keep fitting in though, if you don't get married when they do you become an outcast very quickly.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.701513 del
>>701510
They were only after beans.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.701515 del
>>701513
They'll cut you with their crystal knives and take your beans.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.701516 del
>>701510
>>701513
>>701515
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.701517 del
>>701436
kek, praise him.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.701518 del
>>701469
kek


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.701519 del
>>701509
I miss the wand.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.701520 del
Every time I stick my hand down the front of my trackies I can feel my arse hairs protruding from the hole in my jocks.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.701521 del
>>701520
You are in your P G E
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yHe6nP4_62M [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.701522 del
Having a cuppa and a peanut butter and cheese sandwich.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.701523 del
>>701522
>peanut butter and cheese
>disgusted_marsupial.png


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.701524 del
>>701520
nasty


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.701525 del
>>701523
You sir are a philistine.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.701526 del
>>701522
>peanut butter and cheese sandwich


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.701527 del
>tomato sauce and icecream


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.701528 del
>>701527
Vile.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.701529 del
>>701507
Arse gnome toes typed this post


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.701530 del
I once had tomato icecream at a fancy place, it was bad. Maybe if you gave it to someone who had nerve tried ketchup they would have liked it


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.701531 del
Got a roast chicken burger and minimum chips from the local fish shop. The women behind the counter were all arguing with each other.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.701532 del
>>701531
Chicken burger sounds nice.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.701533 del
>>701531
>arguing with each other
What about?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.701534 del
>>701510
They were after your lembas bread.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.701535 del
>>701533
What order they'd get to drain his balls in.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.701536 del
>>701532
It was.

>>701533
Who can really say with women. Even if they think they're arguing about forgetting to cut more tomato, they're really arguing about something that happened days or weeks earlier.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.701537 del
>>701536
>trev.png


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.701538 del
>>701537
It also doesn't help that the owners are Greek, and the casuals they hire all look like they've been to prison at least once. They all love a barney.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.701539 del
>>701538
I went to a gyro place and ordered a "guy-ro" not knowing the wog pronunciation and the fat wog woman with lip fillers made fun of me for it. I stupidly stood there and paid for my order but I should've just walked out.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.701540 del
>>701522
I saw an instagram story about nutella and cheese sandwiches the other day.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.701541 del
>>701539
it's gif-jif all over again


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.701542 del
Fucking internet keeps dropping.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.701543 del
>>701542
Right out of you?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.701544 del
>>701540
A romance?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.701545 del
>>701544
no it was some thot making one


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.701546 del
>>701542
the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.701547 del
>He was a blue vein cheese, she was a jar of cheap nasty nutella
>It was a match made in hell but maybe, just maybe, they can make it work


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.701548 del
time for daddy's medicine


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.701549 del
I'm just a teenage NEETbag baby


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.701550 del
>>701546
I thought it was all pipes and valves


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.701551 del
Weber's NEETbag hangs down past his knees.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.701552 del
>>701550
it was a line from the hacker manifesto


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.701553 del
>>701551
Possum, you are causing me serious emotional distress.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.701554 del
>>701547
>He was a blue vein cheese
Imagine the smell.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.701555 del
>>701553
Nothing wrong with a big pair.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gCHQzk2okoc [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.701556 del
>>701543
Well bantered.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.701557 del
>>701551
>>701553
Many NEETs are in there Pretty Girl Era.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:14 [Preview] No.701558 del
>>701557
>there


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.701559 del
>>701557
More like Mean Girls. Possum is Regina George.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.701560 del
>>701558
>I'm in my pretty girl era 🎶
>I don't care 🎵


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.701561 del
Billy Maddison and Les Miserables (1998 non-musical version) are both on tele at 7.30


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.701562 del
>>701558
Over there, in the Pretty Girl Era.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.701563 del
This is the same neet that forced the bad home meme, isn't it?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.701564 del
>>701561
What about HP?

>>701562


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.701565 del
(70.43 KB 640x640 2836336130620113352.jpg)
Wish I had a cat.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.701566 del
>>701563
Bad Homes have been a part of NEETlore for many years now.
You must be from a very bad home.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.701567 del
>>701565
A male cat?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.701568 del
>>701566
>You must be from a very bad home.
If this was my (you) I would treasure it.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.701569 del
Psychiatry isn't real


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.701570 del
>>701569
Go on.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.701571 del
>>701570
It's just some old woman sitting there saying stuff.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.701572 del
>>701566
No, I am just old enough to remember when it was new. I am even old enough to remember when we didn't have to specify which end of the digestive tract your coffee went into.
>>701568
(you) can have it, it is worthless to me.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.701573 del
>>701567
I think Mocha is a girl.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.701574 del
Psychology is just prostitution for women.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.701575 del
I knew a psychologist who said social workers would schedule appointments for boongs and he'd regard them as time off since they never showed up. He'd even go out for lunch and never had it backfire.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.701576 del
I can remember when Cruisey was Doggo and NK would bless us with his daily poo.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.701577 del
>>701575
That's smart.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.701578 del
>>701575
Work smart, not hard in practice.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.701579 del
>I'm off down the pub for an abbo appointment


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.701580 del
>>701576
>NK would bless us with his daily poo.
I enjoy his Friday Boongka's posts.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.701581 del
>>701576
>when Cruisey was Doggo
Who took him out for walks?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.701582 del
(243.03 KB 594x396 6ca294fd8d3650bf4c11c78cb8d8888e15383f4b59a2bb617a6364b9d9cbbc63.jpg)
>>701579
The patient was probably too.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.701583 del
Craving two minute noodles.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.701584 del
>>701581
the choof


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.701585 del
The budget is on tonight. Should we watch a stream on Womboflix?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.701586 del
>>701583
What brand/flavour?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.701587 del
>>701582
It's be a lot cheaper having a beer for an hour too, you could buy a choof with the money saved.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.701588 del
Getting some lambs fry.
Never had it.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.701589 del
>>701581
Possum.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.701590 del
>>701588
Good luck NEET. Have it with onions.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.701591 del
>>701589
Leather harness?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.701592 del
>>701590
Comes with that, bacon and red wine jus.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.701593 del
>>701586
Any. I'm hungry.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.701594 del
The chef is black.. lol


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.701595 del
Probably thinks I'm an animal for getting it.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.701596 del
>>701593
What are your favourite ones?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.701597 del
>>701585
Nah. It would be filled with bullshit talking and pats on the back.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.701598 del
>>701592
Specials board?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.701599 del
>>701595
It would be mostly oldies who order it.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.701600 del
>>701406
I think the point is that you should know.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.701601 del
>>701583
make mine maggi beef, with lots of cheese


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.701602 del
(1013.46 KB 576x576 Snaptik.app_7231031965221211399.mp4)
Here's the budget review for anyone interested.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.701603 del
>>701601
A NEET classic.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.701604 del
(60.53 KB 650x431 liz.jpeg)
>>701594
Enjoy your lizard.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.701605 del
>>701604
Imagine. The. Smell.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.701606 del
(2.52 MB 4000x3000 16836234267756064806271157326281.jpg)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.701607 del
I don't understand how these NEETs just let Possum be blamed for their own nasty posts and don't say anything to clear up the confusion.
How hard is it to say "I'm not Possum"?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.701608 del
>>701605
Like roast chicken.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.701609 del
>>701606
Delightful.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.701610 del
>>701606
Fancy feed.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.701611 del
>>701606
Looks good.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.701612 del
>>701607
I'm not possum.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.701613 del
Possum was a Boston iron worker who wore his harness too loosely which led to a scrotal explosion once


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.701614 del
Shouldn't have started drinking. I got a little but not full on pissed and I haven't been able to do much work today. fucking hell. Big mong.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.701615 del
>>701606
That looks nothing like lambs fry


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.701616 del
>>701606
Is this that NEET's liver? That filename looks like a 4chan one.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.701617 del
(48.56 KB 800x450 lambs-fry-and-bacon_25ba81d8d402d235a3a3273550a9aefc.jpg)
(163.76 KB 1200x886 picbOoXtI.jpg)
Every time I have seen it, it looks similar to this.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.701618 del
>>701617
Dog food.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.701619 del
>>701618
You're the expert.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.701620 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WHSqn-w0hw0 [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.701621 del
>>701614
Woe.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.701622 del
>>701607
I've already said it twice.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.701623 del
>>701607
But he does make pointedly nasty posts.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.701624 del
(47.53 KB 550x395 Ahah.jpg)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.701625 del
Nothing watchable to bet on except cricket
Boring


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.701626 del
(10.48 KB 190x262 drkatz4.webp)
(424.91 KB 1280x720 factotum2.jpg)
(566.57 KB 1008x1500 the_mummy2.jpg)
Ok neets, tomorrow night is Dr Katz, Saturday will be Factotum (2005) and Sunday will be The Mummy (1999)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.701627 del
>>701625
I used to place bets on UK darts, snooker, and soccer games and just wake up the next morning to see how much money I'd won or lost.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.701628 del
(11.69 MB 576x1024 9bbb2006c313f35606bd94ddde861fcc.mp4)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.701629 del
can anyone recommend some good british comedy?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.701630 del
>>701629
Fawlty Towers


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.701631 del
>>701629
Bottom.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.701632 del
>>701627
I think that's what I'll do. Can't find a korean soccer league stream


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.701633 del
>>701629
The Office. Keeping up Appearances.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.701634 del
(40.40 KB 394x602 h.jpeg)
>>701633


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.701635 del
>>701629
Friday Night Dinner
Uncle


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.701636 del
Might have a bouquet.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.701637 del
(151.71 KB 1200x900 Scooby-doo-Jew.jpg)
>>701624


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.701638 del
>>701637
That needs a Dans head


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.701639 del
>>701638
I'm sure somebody already did that one


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.701640 del
>>701623
>>701624
It all sounds like slander to me.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.701641 del
There's an english show called Dead Set that's kind of funny.
It's the big brother set when a zombie outbreak happens and all the people are so horrible and don't work together at all so it's great when they die horribly.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.701642 del
They say "jump" Poss says "how high?"


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.701643 del
>>701628
Olive will rub my belly.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.701644 del
(58.26 KB 699x1000 friendless-pepe.jpg)
My only friends on discord have just dumped me. Woe.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.701645 del
>>701644
what did you do?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.701646 del
>>701644
When you get invited NDIS one you'll be bussin


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.701647 del
>>701644
What happened NEET?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.701648 del
(3.60 MB 360x360 2Xa_d_Rn_Jmd5Jxj.mp4)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.701649 del
>>701648
kek


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.701650 del
>>701640
But who slanders the slanderer?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.701651 del
>>701650
You might as well ask, who wanks the wanker.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.701652 del
>>701644
You've stilll got us and all the boongs.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.701653 del
>>701629
Red Dwarf.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.701654 del
>>701651
Left Hand Larry.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.701655 del
>>701653
That was fucken terrible when it was on WeberFlix


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.701656 del
Possum shat in that neet's shower and blamed his cat more than once.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.701657 del
>>701655
You are just too Americanised for it.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.701658 del
>>701657
I bloody well am not!


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.701659 del
>>701658
That's exactly what an american would say.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.701660 del
In the mood for a film but there is nothing to watch.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.701661 del
(1.58 MB 989x988 Screen Shot 2022-08-25 at 4.54.50 pm.png)
Wish I had an inner-city flat, a handful of cash and some meff again


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.701662 del
(49.41 KB 600x448 garfelt.jpg)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.701663 del
(253.79 KB 516x513 uhh.png)
>>701661


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.701664 del
>>701661
You lost all that but gained a second mummybot


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.701665 del
>>701661
You need to move forwards. You were miserable back then.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.701666 del
>>701661
>an inner-city flat
$1500p/w these days


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.701667 del
>>701662
Boongcat


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.701668 del
>>701661
You did a lot of charity work back then.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.701669 del
>>701664
kek


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.701670 del
>>701661
The trannys probably got some meth stashed somewhere, have a search.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.701671 del
>>701670
that's estrogen not meth


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.701672 del
>>701671
Might still get him high


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.701673 del
>>701661
A concerning post.
>>701670
>stashed somewhere
Kek.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.701674 del
>>701665
That's true, at least I had my freedom. I feel like I'm in year 10 again now


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.701675 del
(125.73 KB 634x769 tonywg.jpeg)
>>701670
> have a search.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.701676 del
>>701674
Look what you did with your 'freedom', fool.
I wish I could go back to being a kid. Everything was taken care of back then.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.701677 del
>>701672
He's already carrying on like a mentally ill ninny.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.701678 del
An african tranny walked past me on the street the other day and stared at me.
I felt violated.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.701679 del
>>701676
>Look what you did with your 'freedom', fool.
I've learnt from my mistakes


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.701680 del
>>701679
Oh you bloody well have not.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.701681 del
(288.51 KB 600x881 sexynazi.jpg)
>>701679
>I've learnt from my mistakes


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.701682 del
(862.85 KB 2894x4093 09btbnl0f6z81.jpg)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.701683 del
(35.74 KB 600x398 Alcohol+Addiction+Image.jpg)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.701684 del
>>701683
possum and cruisey


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.701685 del
>>701668
Almost 3 grand in the my final weekend if I remember correctly


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.701686 del
I let my soul be taken from me


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.701687 del
>>701686
What do you mean NEET?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.701688 del
>>701687
Whoremongering


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.701689 del
>>701688
What have you done?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.701690 del
>>701689
Whores. Woed


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.701691 del
I need to repent


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.701692 del
>>701684
They look comfy.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.701693 del
>>701690
More details please. Has this just happened today?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.701694 del
>>701693
Not even an hour ago, immediately regretted it. Actions like these means I do not deserve even a half decent woman


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.701695 del
Lay off Possum. Let a whoremonger be woed.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.701696 del
>>701695
Not him


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.701697 del
>>701695
Possum hasn't been here in months.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.701698 del
Possum never really existed. He was just a persona neets adopted to make abhorrent posts.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.701699 del
I need to accept my lot in life and dedicate my time to helping others


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.701700 del
You NEETs need to stop being such fucking drama queens.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.701701 del
>>701700
Settle down


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.701702 del
>>701701
Honestly this place is like a gathering of old women half the time and an incel club the rest.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.701703 del
>>701702
you cant come to my birthday party get fucked


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.701704 del
I've never understood these neets that come here just to say how much they hate us and how pathetic we are.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.701705 del
>>701702
You need to chill out


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.701706 del
>>701702
You fit in with both


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.701707 del
>>701704
That is because you have severe autism and don't get the jokes.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.701708 del
(286.60 KB 1289x1623 cake.jpg)
>>701703


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.701709 del
>>701703
Happy Birthday NEET.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.701710 del
>>701709
it's not today dum b dum


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.701711 del
(36.06 KB 540x540 1641355896380.jpg)
>>701707
Is this neet joking: >>701700 >>701702 ?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.701712 del
(30.03 KB 1290x368 Fvrj5YqaIAAuY7n.jpg)
>>701694
was it these


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.701713 del
Erm, not sure what's going on in this thread...smh
But, have a good Tuesday, Neets!


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.701714 del
>>701713
remembered your flag tonight stupid


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.701715 del
(63.43 KB 660x440 gff.jpg)
>>701712


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.701716 del
>>701699
Possum is my Lot in life. I pray to become a pillar of salt before he starts fucking our daughters.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.701717 del
Yall don't know how fun it is to roast that meff as it melts and runs around the pipe bowl


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.701718 del
>>701717
>Yall


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.701719 del
(3.83 MB 1280x720 MrQVBzhy8M6n62os.mp4)
oh for fucks sake


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.701720 del
Possum had to perform an excorcism to get a poo demon out of weber's arse once.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.701721 del
He never followed up on his fake lambs fry experience.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.701722 del
>>701719
I laughed at the Adrian Brody bit.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.701724 del
>Ukrainian flag


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.701725 del
Does anyone play the AFL video games? Apparently the 2023 one has heaps of bugs and is unplayable


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.701726 del
A 6 minute chase scene from the new Indiana Jones was leaked. The link looks dodgy but it is okay, I watched it:

https://gofile.io/d/2QWFk6


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.701727 del
>>701726
I honestly thought the Australian-centric sports games died out with the PS2 generation.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.701728 del
>>701720
They had to soak half a dozen chux in holy water.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.701729 del
>>701615
Isn't lambs fry brains?
That's what this was.
Each of those nuggoes was half a brain.
Was a bit like soft squid.
I'm farting alot


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.701730 del
>>701727
This was meant for this NEET >>701725


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.701731 del
>>701729
Lambs fry is liver.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.701732 del
>>701725
I have heard that most games come out full of bugs these days.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.701733 del
>>701729
lol where the fuck was this where the chef doesn't even know the correct name for the food he makes?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.701734 del
>>701661
I told you countless times not to move in with your mum


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.701735 del
>>701734
you only wanted to see just how low he could fall


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.701736 del
>>701700
Dotty old bats


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.701737 del
>>701733
It was called lambs brains on the menu.
It was at the robin hood.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.701738 del
>>701735
It made no difference other than making his problems now his mother's.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.701739 del
I don't like Wes Anderson. His style is very tumbleresque in the sense of conflating cutesy shit with artistic merit.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.701740 del
>>701725
>AFL video games
I had never even heard of such a thing.
>2023
Games just about get released in a fucking pre-alpha these days with the playerbase being expected to do all the play testing. A very bad trend.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.701741 del
>>701733
Mong kitchen.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.701742 del
I've got a mong in my family. She struggles to do the most basic cooking tasks properly. Even things like microwaving fish fingers she manages to fuck up often. Something like making a cup of instant coffee will get fucked up because she won't boil the kettle or she won't add any coffee.
It makes me wonder what a mong cooking show would be like. Masterchef but they are various types of minda trying to make fairy bread or something.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.701743 del
Does eating brains make you more intelligent?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.701744 del
>>701742
>microwaving fish fingers
Imagine the smell. I microwaved eggs once. Never again.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.701745 del
>>701744
They aren't all that bad. Soggy and depressing, but passable by neet standards.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:38 [Preview] No.701746 del
>>701742
Parenting failure. Victim of modernism, and the war against families.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:39 [Preview] No.701747 del
TOTAL NEET DEATH

Kill neets.
Behead neets.
Roundhouse kick a neet into the concrete.
Slam dunk a neet baby into the trashcan.
Crucify filthy neets.
Defecate in a neets food.
Launch neets into the sun.
Stir fry neets in a wok.
Toss neets into active volcanoes.
Kick a neet in the testicles.
Urinate into a neets gas tank.
Judo throw neets into a wood chipper.
Twist neets heads off.
Report neets to the IRS.
Karate chop neets in half.
Curb stomp pregnant neet neets.
Trap neets in quicksand.
Crush neets in the trash compactor.
Liquefy neets in a vat of acid.
Eat neets.
Dissect neets.
Exterminate neets in the gas chamber.
Stomp neet skulls with steel toed boots.
Cremate neets in the oven.
Lobotomize neets.
Mandatory abortions for neets.
Grind neet fetuses in the garbage disposal.
Drown neets in fried chicken grease.
Vaporize neets with a ray gun.
Kick old neets down the stairs.
Feed neets to alligators.
Slice neets with a katana.
Line up neets and use them for target practice.
Drop kick a disabled neets head to Jupiter.
Slice neets up into lunch meat and feed them to pigs.
Drive a bus load of neets into the Grand Canyon.
Break a 2 by 4 in half over a neets head.
Choke a neet to death with a Gucci-belt.
Shoot groups of neets of on sight.
Suffocate neets with a shopping bag.
Cave a neets head in with a hammer.
Pistol whip a neet.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.701748 del
>>701742
>make fairy bread
They'd have to find a new cast after the original batch somehow kill themselves buttering the bread.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.701749 del
had fried chicken, chocolate ice cream, chocolate and coke


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.701750 del
>sweetbread
I knew there was a name for it.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.701751 del
>>701749
Well done, a balanced NEET meal.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.701752 del
>>701750
Sweetbreads are some sort of weird glands I think. The thymus or something.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.701753 del
We need to form the NEET Free State.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.701754 del
Free State of Ausneets sounds better.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.701755 del
>>701753
A state where NEETs are free, or a state free of NEETs?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.701756 del
>>701755
That's why I think Free State of Ausneets sounds better.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.701757 del
>>701756
Who would pay for our dole?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.701758 del
Goodnight.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.701759 del
>>701758
Good night NEET.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.701760 del
>>701757
Enslaved wagies.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.701761 del
My farts keep rumbling out.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.701762 del
Going to go to bed early. Good night.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.701763 del
>>701762
Good night.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.701764 del
>>701761
You should have ordered the schnitzel.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.701765 del
>>701753
Fight tha powah!
Fight the powah that be!


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.701766 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F4eEGeqC-8M [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.701767 del
Fucking feeling horrible about not going to the gym enough again.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.701768 del
>>701767
Then go to the gym more often NEET. Easy fixed.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.701769 del
>>701768
It is just inconvenient with the rest of my life so I find it easy to make excuses but then I know deep inside that they aren't very good.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.701770 del
Attacks of self loathing again, woe.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.701771 del
>>701769
Sounds like excuses mate. The mind controls the body. Control your mind or be a slave to temptation.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.701772 del
My rod controls your arse


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.701773 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KXMShEcscm4 [Embed]

Look at this coward defile our nation
He should be hanged


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.701774 del
(2.69 MB 1080x2160 Screenshot_2023-05-09-23-58-37-11.png)
Wish I could read.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.701775 del
>>701774
Can't you read?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.701776 del
>>701775
i taught the Egyptians grammar


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.701777 del
I can't read a whole book. My brain is fried.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.701778 del
>>701777
I understand what you mean.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.701779 del
I've always found Lawson easier to read myself.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.701780 del
>>701777
You're a zoomer.
Mong disease.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.701781 del
>>701780
He would look good with a perm, no cap.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.701782 del
Need shiban to give me sporting advice on the Hungarian A league basketball


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.701783 del
>>701782
You need to be taken out behind the wood shed and given a good sound thrashing.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 15:54 [Preview] No.701784 del
>>701782
Are you a betting man?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 16:50 [Preview] No.701785 del
I did a naughty thing again


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.701786 del
>>701785
Another whore session?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.701787 del
>>701786
22 standard maccas run


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.701788 del
>>701787
Disgusting. End stage. You will be on the interlocker again.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.701789 del
>>701788
There's no cops here. I'm free. Music up, windows down. No one will ever catch me, if they do I'll just speed off. Believe it and it will be so


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.701790 del
>>701789
>if they do I'll just speed off
High speed chase arc coming soon.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.701791 del
>>701789
Sleep tight End Stage Monk.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.701792 del
morning bros


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.701793 del
>>701747
Possum has done all of these things at one time or another.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.701794 del
>>701790
in a Barina


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.701795 del
>>701793
in a Barina


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.701796 del
>>701792
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.701797 del
Chad Monk >> Shed Monk >> Fat Elvis Monk >> End Stage Monk >> High Speed Monk


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.701798 del
Two weeks
>E. Jean Carroll emerges grinning from civil court after jury found Trump DID sexually abuse her in Bergdorf Goodman dressing room in the 1990s: Ex-President is cleared of rape but ordered to pay her $5m damages
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12065045/Jury-finds-Donald-Trump-sexually-abused-E-Jean-Carroll.html


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.701799 del
(21.49 KB 507x238 possum.png)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.701802 del
>>701800
I feel those shows are a step below Nadia, Jana, and Cave Troll. I am not sure how, but it just feels right.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.701803 del
>>701802
Oh they're garbage. But the article is about her and her family announcing her death in a car accident and the police, coroner, funeral home etc saying they have no record of it.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.701804 del
>>701803
which incidentally I'd have thought would fall under 'creating a public mischief'


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.701805 del
>>701803
>>701804
She has a mental illness which excuses her.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.701807 del
>>701805
That doesn't excuse her family playing along


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.701808 del
>>701806
> >14.5 per cent alcohol volume. For $3.60
Gooners choice when low on cash.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.701809 del
>>701808
It would be if you could get the 580mg of salt per 25ml out of it. I doubt filter paper would do it.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.701810 del
>>701809
Freezing it out might work, otherwise you'd need to make a still. Probably too much time, money, and effort for somebody that desperate for booze.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.701811 del
>>701809
>>701810
An elite gooner would drink it straight and let his body filter it.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.701812 del
>>701810
I bet nuro could find a way.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.701813 del
>>701719
It made me laugh.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.701814 del
>>701812
RIP CoffeeSyringeNEET. Fly high.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.701815 del
(9.81 MB 720x1280 pidge.mp4)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:12 [Preview] No.701816 del
(22.90 KB 500x282 dr_katz5.jpg)
(87.55 KB 500x708 factotum-british-movie-poster.jpg)
(522.93 KB 2048x1042 mummy5.jpg)
Ok neets, tonight we will be screening the first 2 episodes of Dr Katz, about a middle aged therapist, his neet son, his sarcastic receptionist and various stand up comedians who are his patients.

On Saturday we have Factotum (2005), by the same author as Barfly, and which seems to have the same story - drunken loser gets into constant trouble, keeps getting fired from jobs, meets alcoholic romantic interest, etc.

Finally on Sunday, it's J U S T time, as Brendan Fraser and a jewess battle an ancient egyptian sorcerer in The Mummy (1999).


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.701817 del
>>701815
What a life, just sitting there staring off into space with nothing to do.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.701818 del
>>701817
Not even capable of reliving memories or creating hypothetical situations.
Living in the moment.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.701819 del
>>701818
Not even being able to see straight because your eyes are on the sides of your fucking head


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.701821 del
>>701819
>High Speed Monk?


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:37 [Preview] No.701822 del
>>701820
So he didn't actually commit a crime.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.701823 del
>>701815
>>701818
Based.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.701824 del
>>701821
He'll replace the NEET we lost who whizzed.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 22:59 [Preview] No.701825 del
Need to purchase a Mother's Day card.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.701826 del
(107.05 KB 766x473 Dan4480.jpeg)
>>701825


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.701827 del
>>701826
I already purchased a couple of bottles of good wine and left it down there when I visited last.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.701828 del
(52.17 KB 647x600 FjfgtYqXEAESIdo.jpg)


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.701830 del
Fucking chinaman.
Lost $80 last night and $70 this morning.
Both times without a feature or free games.
- should note that I wasnt following my system.


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.701831 del
>>701824
Monk is the new nIGA


NEET 05/09/2023 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.701832 del
>>701830
How many hundreds per week are you spending on pokies and pub meals?


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.701833 del
Purchased a Mother's Day card, two mini pidsers from the Woolies bakery section, and a triple Dare.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.701834 del
i find it funny that the surname of the new george floyd is knee-ly


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 00:24 [Preview] No.701835 del
>>701832
I cost them.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.701836 del
I used to think the dotty old bats were mongaro and 10k, but I'm starting to think its Weber and Possum.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.701837 del
I'm not putting up with this abuse any longer.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 00:49 [Preview] No.701838 del
>abuse
On par with emotional trauma


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.701839 del
Worried that I offended the NEETs


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 01:04 [Preview] No.701840 del
good morning fridge memers


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.701841 del
I'm gonna stop drinking and get a job


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.701842 del
VPN subscription extended.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.701843 del
>>701810
Anyone with a still that was desperate would just use sugar to make vodka wash and run that.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.701844 del
>>701841


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.701845 del
(2.67 MB 576x1024 kiriko.mp4)


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 01:48 [Preview] No.701846 del
Woke up tired, spent several hours getting ready for nothing. Will do nothing today


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.701847 del
The fridges dancing is unenthusiastic, I suspect the fridge is JUST


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.701848 del
>>701830
>should note that I wasnt following my system.
Big fail. Always trust the system.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.701849 del
>>701838
Real?


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.701850 del
>>701840
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.701851 del
>>701846
Go for a walk.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.701852 del
(7.79 KB 181x77 dude!.png)
(5.58 KB 385x62 not even creative.png)
(10.19 KB 380x94 puke.png)
>>701845
One of Olive's simps has spent $760.23 USD buying shit on her wishlist thing and posts this sort of shit on every single one of her TikTok and Instagram posts.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:11 [Preview] No.701853 del
>>701852
Literally me. He looks pretty decent looking. Why would he do it?


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.701854 del
>>701853
Dunno. She doesn't seem to engage with him, just gives him a like or whatever they call it, which she also does for evrybody else too.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:14 [Preview] No.701855 del
>>701854
Giving a SIMP like Derek any attention would probably validate the relationship in his mind. I wonder what messages he sends her.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.701856 del
>>701855
I mean messages in the order.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.701857 del
>>701845
>>701847


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:16 [Preview] No.701858 del
>>701854
>>701855
>>701856
I would humour him a bit if I were her just for the sake of the money.
That is more than a grand in AUD.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.701859 del
(132.70 KB 1357x643 Untitled.jpg)


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.701860 del
>>701858
His Twink budget is much, much greater than mine.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.701861 del
>>701858
Were you touching yourself while thinking that through?


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.701862 del
(362.63 KB 1290x1290 uKTW0wnEt4Nv82cBdR6Muio0jaC3.jpeg)
Nevermind, he is uglier than I thought.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.701863 del
>>701862
The beard hides either a lack of chin or multiples.
Also that shirt drapes weirdly. Probably huge.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.701864 del
>>701861
I am always touching myself.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.701865 del
>>701863
>>701863
>a lack of chin or multiples
Probably both in his case.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.701866 del
Thinking about growing a beard, I can but this doesn't mean that I should


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.701867 del
Thinking about growing a beard around my bussy.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.701868 del
>>701825
I want to get some nice candles for my mummyboy, but where should I get them from? I don't know anything about candles.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.701869 del
>>701867
cleaning will be a problem


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.701870 del
>>701868
There's a chain of candle shops called Dune or something. They usually have unboxed ones you can sniff and they're all staffed by women so they can probably help you.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.701871 del
>>701868
>mummyboy
>>701870
Dusk. They often have sales and aren't really worth it full price. The women at Dusk usually have good suggestions.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.701872 del
Have any of you worn something like these before:
https://www.uniqlo.com/au/en/products/E456511-000?colorCode=COL64&sizeCode=SMA004
Does your NEETbag get properly supported? I don't want my bits flopping around all over the place.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.701873 del
>>701872
I don’t think they’d support much. Not sure how comfortable they’d be under trousers or jeans either


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.701874 del
>>701873
Yeah, guess I'll stick to ordinary undies. I was thinking they'd last longer.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.701875 del
Beards are so cringe


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.701876 del
>>701874
You can get fitted boxers/trunks that like a combination of elastic undies with longer legs. They're alright, but make sure they have a fly otherwise it's hard to get your dick out at a urinal.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.701877 del
Going to drop a monster of a shit.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.701878 del
Considering a goon


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.701879 del
>>701877
vile


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.701880 del
(64.91 KB 700x467 goonbot.jpeg)
>>701878
cheers


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.701882 del
>>701830
You needed to rub the side of the machine harder and your timing of the unnecessary pointless superstitious button pushing was all off.
You are not going to make it.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.701883 del
>>701838
Why can't you read a book?


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.701884 del
>>701845
He looks terrible. Fat and fridged.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:44 [Preview] No.701886 del
Drinking chardy, listening to Nirvana
Luv me neetlife


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.701887 del
>>701886
>Drinking chardy
Grape Gang, grape life. Chardy on my wrist.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.701888 del
(46.70 KB 600x600 pepeli.jpg)
>>701886


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.701889 del
>>701886
>Nirvana
Only two good songs.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 03:55 [Preview] No.701890 del
>>701884
Another terrible forced meme.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.701891 del
>>701890
butthurt fridgey


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.701892 del
(54.40 KB 1439x604 exec.jpeg)
The execs are safe, the rest of you will have to wait for the next chopper.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 04:00 [Preview] No.701893 del
>>701890
Your a terrible forced meme.


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.701894 del
(41.92 KB 618x412 chopper.jpg)
TIME TO GET TO THE CHOPPER NEETS! RUN!


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 04:05 [Preview] No.701895 del
STINKY PECKER


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.701896 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.701897 del
WHOREMONGER REGRET


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.701898 del
New Thread: >>701881
New Thread: >>701881
New Thread: >>701881

New Thread: >>701881
New Thread: >>701881
New Thread: >>701881


NEET 05/10/2023 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.701899 del
fin


Top | Catalog | Post a reply | Magrathea | Return



No cookies?