/ausneets/ - Catalog

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Board Rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorities take joke threats seriously, and therefore so must we.

10. No posting of revenge pornography.

11. No posts breaking Australian Law in a way that will bring the board into disrepute and bring scrutiny from the media or Government authorities. Use good judgement here please.

12. No posting of spam, advertising material, or shilling of products or services you have an undeclared personal interest in.

13. People of non-standard Race, Gender or Sexuality are welcome but must not use their difference and others’ reaction to it to disrupt threads and attention whore. The onus is on the person who is different to integrate themselves successfully within the community.

14. No posts which infer, either seriously or in jest, that the board is monitored by the Government or intelligence agencies, or which infer that any individual poster may be an agent of the government or an intelligence agency. These jokes are not funny and have a track record of stoking paranoia and chilling the free sharing of information on the board.

15. Don’t be a cunt. This is a catch-all for any unacceptably shit behaviour that does not clearly violate any other rule.

16. All new NEET General Threads must contain an image which includes Pepe the Frog. This image must be visible from the Catalog. Non NEET General Threads may only be created after being suggested, considered and approved in the NEET General Thread. Non-approved Threads will be deleted.

17. The Longer you are here the more likely it is you will become a lolcow, unless you already were a lolcow then sit back and enjoy the ride

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NEET General #366 - Drive-In Edition

Have you ever been to a Drive-in? Tell us more?

OLD: >>366884

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NEET General #365 - Humble Slave Edition

A humble wage slave. Does it exist?

OLD: >>365506

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NEET General #364 - Gonzo Edition

Have you ever stayed up for days working on a project? If so, what was it?

OLD: >>364429

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NEET General #363 - TV Static Noise Edition

What TV series and or movies do you recommend to your fellow NEETs?

It is hard to find anything decent among all the static.

OLD: >>363137

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NEET General #362 - Ready, Aim, Fire Edition

What is the highest calibre round you have shot? Did you hit the target you were aiming at?

OLD: >>362149

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NEET General #361 - Attack of the Gulls Edition

Have you ever been attacked by a gull?

OLD: >>361152

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NEET General #360 _Impotent Shotputting Condition

On second thoughts, I still have some important posts to post. So bring it on.

OLD: >>360196

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NEET General #359 - Parade Float Edition

Do you NEETs ever feel like you are a massive parade float being gawked at from all sides as you are pulled down the street?

OLD: >>359154

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NEET General #358 - Cobbee Beans Edition

What are the approved NEET coffee brands?

OLD: >>358160

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NEET General #357 - The Curried Life Edition

When your existence is feeling a little bit curried NEETs, you need to fight on through and hope for better days. A NEET will generally float through all the depths of the curry pot during his life. Sometimes we get a bit burned on the bottom but eventually we will float up towards the top again. We must always keep in mind that This too shall pass.

Old Thread: >>357136

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NEET General #356 - Garlic Standard Edition

What is the most successful crop you have grown?

OLD: >>356171

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NEET General #355 - Big Slapper Edition

Did you NEETs suffer corporal punishment when young? My mother used to hit me with a wooden spoon.

Old Thread: >>355107

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NEET General #354 - Spergo Is A Good Boy Edition

Who is the best NEET and why is it Sperg?

Old: >>354133

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NEET General #353 - Refreshing Drink Edition

Do you drink enough fluids to stay hydrated throughout the day?

OLD: >>353102

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NEET General #352 - Shocked To The Core Edition

Have you ever been physically or mentally shocked to your core?

OLD: >>352124

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NEET General #351 - Odd Occurrences Edition

NEETs have you ever had something happen to you that you couldn't explain? Did you see a flying saucer?

Old Thread: >>351134

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NEET General #350 - Maurice Edition

Do people call you the gangster of love?

Old Thread: >>350082

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NEET General #349 - Tall And Large Edition

Tall and large, always in charge.

OLD: >>349065

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NEET General #348 - Standard Edition

Can the boong schedule be predicted?

OLD: >>348086

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NEET General #347 - Dinosaur Edition

Are we all cheeky meat eating dinosaurs?

OLD: >>347075

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NEET General #346 - Ancient History Edition

Do we need a vault to store Pepes to protect them for future generations?

OLD: >>346096

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NEET General #345 - Crippling existential anxiety edition

Are you good enough for your age NEETers? Awake late at night regretting your shameful past? State your name and story.

OLD: >>345046

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NEET General #344 - My Little Pepe Edition

What Pepe merchandise should a NEET own?

OLD: >>344040

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NEET General #343 - Big Puff Edition

You light a cigarette and within a few puffs, the discomforts ease up. Chemically, you have that dopamine rush that comes when nicotine attaches to receptors in your brain. The fidgety tension is gone and you are back to feeling comfortable.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=B1WhRzyE00w [Embed]

OLD >>343022

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NEET General #342 - Horny Edition

Do the needful. Will (You)?

OLD: >>342053

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NEET General #341 - Resisting death anxiety and becoming the Nietzschean Overman Edition

How are you improving yourself this week NEET?
Lowering the standards? Learning something new? Exercising? Fixing your laptop?

OLD: >>340951

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NEET General #340 - Cool Nights Edition

I am enjoying the cooler weather where I can tuck myself into bed and snuggle in. Are (You)?

OLD: >>339732

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NEET General #339 - Early to Rise Edition

"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
Do you aspire to follow this quote?

OLD: >>338376

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NEET General #338 - Hankering For A Spankering Edition

Where you at big ol' NEET?

>>337178

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NEET GENERAL #337 - The Band Edition

Do you wish you could play another instrument or play your current instrument better?

OLD: >>336165

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NEET GENERAL #336 - The Shake Edition

Do you shake it real good?

OLD: >>335160

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NEET GENERAL #335 - Things To Watch Out For Edition

When the Commune is eventually secured, what are the things that will concern you the most.
I worry about wank theft and unequal (You) distribution.
The Council can only monitor the NEETs so far.

OLD >>334145

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NEET General #334 - NEET Pets Edition

How many pets do you have NEET?

OLD: >>333095

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NEET General #333 - Rich NEETs Edition

How many rich NEETs do we have amount our ranks?

Congratulations on 333

OLD: >>332063

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NEET General #332 - Seen Some Things Edition

What is something you will never forget but would like to forget?

OLD: >>331031

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NEET General #331 - Smackhead Boong Edition

I long for the comfy embrace, the type only Nuro knows and Weber supplies.

OLD >>329980

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NEET General #330 - How Does He Do It Edition

How does he do it?

OLD: >>328989

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NEET General #329 - Big Sip Edition

Another week is upon us...

Time Flies, Money Flies and Blow Flies.

OLD: >>327970

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NEET General #328 - Execuse Me Edition

Can I have your attention? Good. Have a nice day.

OLD: >>326968

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NEET General #327 - Sheep Edition

NEETs have you ever felt that urge to dcuddle your naked body in a sheepskin rug and just go hang out with the flock for a few years and experience another mode of being?

Old Thread: >>325958

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NEET General #326 - Seasons in Transition Edition

Does the end of summer and the promise of crisp autumn evenings generate feelings of gentle pleasure and tranquillity inside you NEETs?

Old Thread: >>324982

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NEET GENERAL #325 - Noticing Numbers Edition

The last one was numbered incorrectly and had no

OLD: >>323944

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NEET General #234 - BCAAs are a meme but ProteinNEET is full hekkaz Edition

Let the recording flow NEET. Flow through you unto the spoken revelation.

OLD: >>322958

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NEET General #323 - Bobs Edition

When did you keep staring?

OLD: >>321941

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NEET General #322 - Losing The Will To Live Edition

How will you change your life for the better?

OLD: >>320938

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NEET General #321 - Flirtin, Squirtin, and Emotionally Hurtin' Edition

Big squirt? Big bin bag? Rag and tag?
Tendy wendy, her hips go bendy, and the NEET squirt sendy

OLD: >>319926

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NEET General #320 - Pet Chad Edition

NEETs do you ever ponder the meaning of life? What answers have you come up with?

Old Thread: >>318896

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NEET General #319 - Long Grass Edition

Do you NEETs ever feel the urge to go to go see the rest of the mob and spend a few weeks in the long grass drinking beers and sniffing petrol?

Old Thread: >>317907

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NEET General #318 - Separately Fenced Holding Yards Edition

We need to make the NEET Compound become a reality. Surely there is a rich NEET lurking out there who can fund it for us?

Old Thread: >>316894

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NEET General #317 - Summer Flies Edition

Have you noticed as many flies this time of year?
I have not.

OLD: >>315903

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NEET General #316 - Prince Philip Has AIDS Edition

Regular homo aids
not
bad aids
the Queen is wot did it

OLD: >>314886

Edit: added the old linking post

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NEET General #315 - Primitive Edition

Do any of you NEETs ever feel the call of the wild and dream of living a simpler existence?

Old Thread: >>313871

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NEET General #314 - Pi Edition

Do any of you NEETs like circles? I used to draw them with a compass that had a spike on the end.

Old Thread: >>312865

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NEET General #313 - Pensive Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourselves as often being pensive? Personally I try to avoid any but the shallowest of thoughts.

Old Thread: >>311828

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NEET General #312 - Chiko Roll Edition

How many Chiko Rolls would you NEETs estimate you consume per year? Are you doing enough to support Australia's vital Chiko industry? Food for thought.

Old Thread: >>310816

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NEET General #311 - Eggplant Edition

Do you NEETs like to eat eggplant? Some people find it a bit bitter.

Old Thread: >>309819

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NEET General #310 - Nuro Workout Edition

What does Nuro's workout routine involve?

OLD: >>308808

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NEET GENERAL #309 - Cherish Each Day Edition

Is there anything you are looking forward to this year?

OLD: >>307819

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NEET GENERAL #307 - I Guess I'll Do It Then Edition

Fucking slack cunts.

OLD >>306806

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NEET General #306 - Cashed up benzo addict addition

What would you NEETs do with 7 grand if it landed in your pocket today?

OLD: >>305802

Edit: updated old by adding ">" and note for whoever makes the next thread the edition must be +2

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NEET GENERAL #306 - No Wage Today Edition

As the sun rises, the hustle and bustle of the wagies has already begun.
Half drunk black instants and half read NEET Gens.
The rushed poo before the anxiety riddling traffic jams and line ups through servos for $2 coffees and $5 breaky goods.
My Shekleton Sheklestein's brother in law waits impatiently at the lowly wagies desk, muttering passive aggressive insults about them being 3 minutes late.
Woe is the wagie while the humble NEET sits at home, waiting for the rush to be over so they can go to HJs and then get their boong on.
You will be in my prayers.
God bless Pajoot and the ordained sick cert.

OLD >>304784

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NEET General #305 - What Does It Mean Edition

Violent sack swings synchronised with a hardstyle beat. What does it all mean?

OLD: >>303793

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NEET GENERAL #304 - NoFun's Return Edition

How's the sister been?
Also, fuck you for banning me you fucking girl.

On a separate note, Monk needs to clean his room for his mummy.
Don't give her more reason to worry.

OLD >>302776

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NEET GENERAL #303 Icarus Edition

The indians say that the blackbird
Was flying too close to the sun
And the bright burning flames changed his wings and his name
To remind him how far he had come.

OLD >>301765

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NEET General #302 - Cook's Cook Edition

What is your favourite brand for nuggos?
What is the best way to cook them?

OLD: >>300770

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NEET General #301 - Mounted Upon a Doge Edition

Do you NEETs sometimes feel like your life is a burden being carried relentlessly forward by a faithful doge?

Old Thread: >>299767

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NEET General #300 - NURO IS A NIGGER Edition

What are your favourite moments with Nuro?

OLD: >>298758

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NEET General #299 - Ditty Bag Edition

What do you NEETs carry in your ditty bag?

Old Thread: >>297732

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NEET General #298 - Off To Rehab Edition

Have you ever been to rehab or have you ever seen a psychologist/psychiatrist that has resulted in a positive health outcome?

OLD: >>296739

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NEET General #297 - NEET Culture Edition

What makes you feel classy as a NEET? Is it swirling your Monster before taking a *sip*?

OLD: >>295726

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NEET General #296 - Your Lock Is Mine Edition

What is technique for fixing a faulty lock?

OLD: >>294731

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NEET General #295 - Rough Exterior Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourselves as having a bit of a "rough exterior"? Does it hide a heart of gold? I have a feeling it might.

Old Thread: >>293720

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NEET General #294 - Intergalactic Frens Edition

Our BFFing love knows no bounds.
Across the galaxy, our agape stays strong.

OLD >>292729

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NEET General #293 - Oil Painting Edition

Have any of you NEETs ever been painted in oils while posing majestically? Is it considered vain to have a big portrait of yourself hanging in your own house?

Old Thread: >>291714

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NEET General #292 - Surrealism Edition

Perhaps my life is nothing but an image of this kind; perhaps I am doomed to retrace my steps under the illusion that I am exploring, doomed to try and learn what I simply should recognize, learning a mere fraction of what I have forgotten.

OLD: >>290720

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NEET General #291 - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Edition

What grinds your gears, NEETs? For me, it's having to create threads.

OLD: >>289713

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NEET General #290 - Polo Shirt Edition

Is the polo shirt the most kino NEET fashion? Is its image harmed when worn in 6XL by an executive NEET?

Old Thread: >>288710

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NEET General #289 - Same Old Mong Edition

Have you failed all your New Year's resolutions yet?

How will you move forward to keep improving?

OLD: >>287702

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NEET General #288 - New Year, New NEET Edition

You can do it when you work hard towards achieving those goals!

OLD: >>286705

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NEET General #287 - I Have A Resolution Edition

To be happier and continue the work on my self improvement.

OLD: >>285706

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NEET General #286 - Vaccine Edition

Why will you take it or not? Why?

OLD: >>284703

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NEET General #285 - Black Instant Edition

Are you NEETs into coffee? I drink several cups a day.

Old Thread: >>283700

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NEET General #284 - Ghost Edition

What's that smell?

OLD: >>282630

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NEET General #283 - Christmas Eve Edition

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the commune

Not a creature was stirring, not even a possum;

The cumdies were hung by the wankstation with care,

In hopes that St.Dan soon would be there...

OLD THREAD: >>281693

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Neet General #282 - Car Door Edition

Have you ever had difficulty operating a car door, particularly on the passenger side? Tell us your story NEETs.

Old Thread: >>280679

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NEET General #281 - Compliant Frog Edition

Could you NEETs be described as "compliant frogs"? I usually do as I'm told and don't like to make a fuss. I don't like to cause a scene.

Old Thread: >>279684

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NEET General #280 - Hand Pollinated Edition

Can hand pollination ever compare to the real thing? Share your experiences please NEETs.

Old Thread: >>278668

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NEET General #279 - Lump of Coal Edition

Are you NEETs looking forward to Christmas this year? Do you have any plans for the big day?

Old Thread: >>277683

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NEET General #278 - Executive Privilege Edition

What sort of privilege does an Executive NEET have in today's meme economy?

Old Thread: >>276664

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NEET General #277 - Deep Thought Edition

What came first, the mud or the mudguard?

OLD: >>275674

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NEET General #276 - Fish Paste Edition

Who likes fish paste?

Old Thread: >>274672

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NEET General #275 - Third Flashback Edition

Look how far we've come.

You lazy neets

OLD: >>273649

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NEET General #274 - Lovely Sunsets Edition

Each day the sunset is different if we notice it and take the time to appreciate it.

OLD: >>272662

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NEET General #273 - Life Cycle Edition

What New Years promises are NEETs thinking of making for next year?

OLD: >>271651

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NEET General #272 - The Pixellated Self Edition

Do any of you NEETs ever feel like you are a pixellated person? Are you slightly blurry around the edges? Do you feel there is just not that much of you, and that what is there has been stretched too thin?

Old Thread: >>270656

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NEET General #271 - Spicy Hot Summer Edition

RIP all NOOTs without A/C

OLD: >>269637

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NEET General #270 - Big Harvey Edition

Another weekend over, a new week set to begin. Christmas getting closer. Where does the time go?

Old Thread: >>268633

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NEET General #269 - Joy of Cooking Edition

Do you NEETs like to get into the kitchen and cook up a storm? I have been very impressed by some of the NEET creations posted on the board.

Old Thread: >>267624

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NEET General #268 - Mr Bean Edition

Did you NEETs like watching Mr Bean back in the day? I used to feel sorry for him the poor bugger. There is that episode where he sends himself Christmas cards.

Old Thread: >>266634

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NEET General #267 - Jungle Blowpipe Edition

Do you NEETs ever imagine that you are the toxic venom smeared on the end of a blowpipe dart? In a parallel universe, you probably are. Food for thought.

Old Thread: >>265622

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NEET General #266 - Crab Tank Edition

Do you NEETs ever feel like your life is just in a holding tank until a Chinese chef comes to grab you and unceremoniously dump you into a wok full of boiling water?

Old thread: >>264630

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NEET General #265 - Gangsta Edition

Put your hands up. Do you want to live?

OLD: >>263607

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NEET General #264 - Hard And Dry Edition

When will the relief come?

OLD: >>262625

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NEET General #263 - Soothing Bath Edition

Is there anything better than soothing bath at the end of the day?

OLD: >>261601

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NEET General #262 - Impressive and Spooky Edition

What has impressed and or scared you this past year?

OLD:>>260608

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NEET General #261 - Public Transport Rage Edition

Just get on a bus but dont forget your earphones or some cunt might talk to you.

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NEET General #260 - One To The Many Edition

It goes on and hopefully will never ends. Will it?

OLD: >>258580

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NEET General #259 - Mushroom Hunt Edition

Have you NEETs ever gone hunting for wild mushrooms?

Old Thread: >>257581

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NEET General #258 - Lazy Summer Edition

It is summertime NEETs, time to get comfy.

Old Thread: >>256570

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NEET General #227 - Bad Home Posse Edition

Do some of you NEETs live for the thrill you get when terrorising innocent NEET communities? Fondling your genitals and throwing up Bad Home NEET gang signs with your hands? Shame on you.

Old Thread: >>255576

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NEET General #226 - Helen Must Die Edition

The Trips dont lie
55555 Helen cannot stay alive
Who posted such and evil jibe?
Helen is gone and NEETs will cry.

OLD: >>254556

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NEET General #255 - Scarecrow Edition

Do any of you NEETs have problems with birds eating your crops? Have you tried a scarecrow or two? Sometimes they work but other times the birds see through the scam. The grain supply must be protected at all costs.

Old Thread: >>253561

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NEET General #254 - Smack It Edition

Just how you get out every last thing. Do you smack it?

OLD: >>252563

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NEET General #253 - Taste of Summer Edition

Is it heating up in your neck of the woods yet NEETs?

Old Thread: >>251552

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NEET General #252 - Passion for Poultry Edition

Would you NEETs describe yourself as passionate about poultry? Do the sounds of active, engaged hens interacting with their environment soothe your soul?

Old Thread: >>250562

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NEET General #251 - Halloween Edition

Are there trick or treaters in your neighbourhood NEETs? I don't answer the door if any of the little shits knock.

Old Thread: >>249530

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NEET General #250 - TwoFiddy Edition

This is the new thread.
We're on it it.

OLD >>248528

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NEET General #249 - Which head? Edition

Clearly, the ambiguity surrounding the discussion of heads will inevitably lead to the question: which head?

Old thread: >>247515

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NEET General #248 - Metaculin powered poo redemption arc

Sitting here with a mint, a second beer, and a cone of choof ready to go.
Feeling one with the Cruiseism. Having a moment of boong reflection. Some lofi music on, the light of dusk seeping through the venetians, feeling rather at ease given the anxiety I've had today.
I am going to slip into the shade of boongery once again and figure things out tomorrow.
The path to basedness is ladden with cones and Danneristic desires. We must overcome.

OLD: >>246500

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NEET General #247 - Pappadum Edition

PAPPA PAPPA PAPPA DUM.

Old Thread: >>245513

R: 1001 / I: 86 / P: 13

NEET General #246 - Leering Laviciously Edition

Not doing the thing
You should've been quicker

OLD: >>244516

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NEET General #245 - Spike In Ya Head Edition

Slow to make thread.

OLD >>243506

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NEET General #244 - Be Kind Edition

Share the *love.*

OLD: >>242483

R: 1000 / I: 106 / P: 13

NEET General #243 - Disability Edition

You know who you are.

OLD: >>241497

R: 1000 / I: 91 / P: 13

NEET General #242 - Coverup Edition

How dare you.

OLD: >>240486

R: 1000 / I: 121 / P: 13

NEET General #241 - A New Day Edition

You cry and you scream and you stomp your feet and you shout. You say, 'You know what? I'm giving up, I don't care.' And then you go to bed and you wake up and it's a brand new day, and you pick yourself back up again. lol.

OLD>>239475

R: 1000 / I: 89 / P: 13

NEET General #240 - BOO YAH MAH FAH KAH Edition

THUNDADUNA
Who's big ol' thunderlizard you gotchin ya pants?
Whaaa, Man How?
Who's big ol' thunderlizard you gotchin ya pants?
Whaaa, Man Who dat big ol' thunderlizard lookin' at now, Boy?
You's ain'tsee much thundadunda in de's parts no more.
Whaaa
Good lord, got a thunderlizard rappin' at my back door.
Get up here now lil' thundadunda, get on up here.
Don't play round no more.
Seeee
I need a lil' thundadunda. Get Hot.
Lil' thundadunda get on me NEETstick. Wha?
Who? Why? Where? When?
Dat lil' ol' thundadunda get on my NEETstick Choo Choo.
NEETstick gon getcha getcha
Getcha a lil' thundadunda hit on me girl.
You my thundadunda, my lil' ol' thundadunda don't funk on my face.
Bounce that thundadunda to the horn section.. Hit it boys.
Blow that thundadunda, blow that bassy bass, that bassy thundadunda.
Come on me now Thu..
Thu u u u, thu u
Thundadunda get all the booty bass, slap it.

OLD>>238462

R: 1000 / I: 99 / P: 13

NEET General #239 - Comfy Lizard Edition

There is no thunder in this lizard NEETs, he doesn't need it. He eats insects and chills on his rock. He has too much dignity for thunder and theatrics and for threads which are started with inappropriate non-Pepe images. He is based.

Old Thread: >>237464

R: 1001 / I: 97 / P: 13

NEET General #238 - Rock That Body Edition

Summer is fast approaching (if not already here), time to show off that NEET frame.

OLD: >>236459

R: 1000 / I: 111 / P: 14

NEET General #237 - Helen's Cousin Edition

Boo! It is almost the season for spooky movies.

OLD: >>235444

R: 1000 / I: 88 / P: 14

NEET General #236 - Amongst the Cherry Blossom Edition

Are you NEETs finding that your life is blossoming?

Old thread: >>234442

R: 1000 / I: 98 / P: 14

NEET General #235 - The whole gang Edition

Which green amphibian meme is your favourite NEETs?

Old Thread: >>233426

R: 1000 / I: 110 / P: 14

NEET General #234 - Lamp Edition

How do you NEETs prefer to illuminate your domestic spaces? Did any of you have a lava lamp when you were a teen?

Old Thread: >>232416

R: 1000 / I: 72 / P: 14

NEET General #233 - Disembodied Edition

Have any on you NEETs ever had an out of body experience? Do you ever feel like your body does not belong to you? Do you ever feel you are hostage to your body and its vile functions?

Old thread: >>231428

R: 1000 / I: 92 / P: 14

NEET General #232 - We're Using The Frog Edition.

It is a pepe.

OLD >>230432

R: 1000 / I: 102 / P: 14

NEET General #231 - Sober October Edition

Good luck to all the NEETs trying to better themselves.

Old Thread: >>229427

R: 1000 / I: 86 / P: 14

NEET General #230 - Number One NEET Edition

What special achievements have (You) earned in life?

OLD: >>228407

R: 1000 / I: 114 / P: 14

NEET General #229 - Duality Edition

Do you NEETs have two different faces? One for the normies and another that is your true self? Sometimes I feel like I wear dozens of different masks and don't even know if there is a true self behind any of them.

Old Thread: >>227411

R: 1000 / I: 99 / P: 14

NEET General #228 - Big Birthday Edition

A Happy Birthday to our friend Cruisey, a NEET of enormous value and extraordinary achievement.

Old Thread: >>226416

R: 1000 / I: 107 / P: 15

NEET General #227 - Air Conditioned Edition

Do you have an air conditioner?

OLD: >>225410

R: 1000 / I: 101 / P: 15

NEET General #226 - Prickly edition

Take a bite out of a cactus, you might like it

OLD: >>224407

R: 1000 / I: 103 / P: 15

NEET General #225 - Coopers Stout Edition

Get it into ya!

OLD: >>223376

R: 1000 / I: 98 / P: 15

NEET General #224 - You Matter To Me Edition

Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them NEETs cannot survive. It is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the bulge. Know that even if irl you are a lonelyNEET, there are people here that truly love you.

OLD >>222395

R: 1000 / I: 91 / P: 15

NEET General #223 - Executive Lethargy Edition

How many of you NEETs are lethargic? Too many I bet.

Old Thread: >>221396

R: 1000 / I: 116 / P: 15

NEET General #222 - Spring Edition

What will you do this summer?

OLD: >>220398