>>932660
I am against the idea of NEET/horse marriage.

SA BEST A

>>932660
As Jesus said:
>Ride a painted pony
>Let the Spinning Wheel turn

GET IN HERE YOU BOONGS, IT'S TIME FOR HARRY POTTER
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>932701
That's a man!

ADIDAS Power Hour!

Not this retard again

FUCKSKI OFFSKI RETARDSKI COMRADSKI

>>932660
retvrn to husbandry

>>932676
What goes up.

Awokened from nappybybyes

Bit horny

>>932728
We are watching HP.

Horny Potter and the Concealed Bulge

>>932730
Looking forward to it tonight.

Harry Potter and the Mystery Meat

>>932732
It was gabagool.

>>932733
Harry Potter and the Lost Czech of the Butchershop

>>932734
kek

I am on the cameraman's side on this one.
You can't engage in attention-seeking behaviour in public and then complain when you get attention.

``And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying,
'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse..
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts
And I looked, and behold a pale horse
And his name that sat on him was death, and hell followed with him,,

>>932736
Both literally creates a problem from a non-problem.

>>932732
Harry potter and the hidden salami

Suck may thang

>>932740
But it's december.

>>932736
some people (both of them) are just constantly angry

>>932737
We get that it's deaths horse you are on about we just don't know why you want to marry it.

>>932743
👆💯

We should watch the aussie movie chopper, its good

I want to learn some real world occultism now. Where do I start?

>>932745
I thought we did or maybe not.

I want to wave my wand and make Olive’s boobies fly out of her dress.

>>932748
Keep your wand in your pants.

>>932743
There is a man going around
taking names
and he decides who to free
and who to blame

>>932750
I blame pajeet for all the poos in the world.

>>932747
Some neets have been on the choof for so long they can't remember.

>>932751
if the poo escapes the loo you know who to sue

Sometimes Possum beats me with a hammer 😭

>>932754
He does it for your own good you deserve it.

>>932746
I cast magic missile on Olives bra.

>>932754
You like it you little trollop

I let Bill have a go of the nail gun just for a laugh this arvo.

>>932758
Was the ambulance there for long?

>>932754
It's about time you learned to watch your mouth.

>>932760
Kek

>>932759
No. Motherbat got pissed off and put the Swiss rolls that were to be for afternoon tea back in the cupboard.

>>932762
You can eat them later when Bill has left.

worried I'm not tired enough to sleep, should've gotten some magnesium glycinate

Started YouTube for fun in 2015 & it became my job! I've now cut back to only 14 videos a week & have gone back to making music & movies again! I'm high energy! I talk fast! I talk a lot! I geek out all over the place & feel no shame about it! I Curse & I drink in my videos, but I'm always nice...mostly!

>>932764
I bought some today

>>932765
how much magnesium glycinate do you use?

>>932767
????

My brothers cat is fat and it is sitting on the mat.

>>932767
Each one is 100mg and I take two. It says take one or two a day on the box. I was taking three but it made me drowsy the next day

Weber putting on his cpap mask to go down on Olive like a pussy eating snorkel. VO2 maxing like an elite athlete.

When any man has a bodily discharge, the discharge is unclean.
Whether it continues flowing from his body or is blocked, it will make him unclean.
...
The strictest interpretation is being applied

>>932763
Thinking of eating them AND that replacement tin of biscuits now she has gone to bed.

>>932773
Possum. Get the hammer.

I think we'll implement a captcha based on neet lore questions, that'll stop the spammer.

>>932773
Some things are just destined to happen.

>>932772
Possum called me an UNCLEAN OUTCAST LEPER once but I later on found out he was just playing Thomas Covenant.

I hated those books apart from the bits when people yelled at him.

How is GF 2024 going, gentlemen?

>>932779
I have a friend that is a girl does that count?

>>932780
Only if you have done smooching and maybe touched her clothed bob

greetings subjects
It is I, your King
here to decree thus
That no man shall go without prospect

Did you get a present webbie?

>>932785
I petition to you lord that the ladies of the evening offer a fairer trade plied
My men are weary after long weeks of shitposting and require an urgent regard

>>932787
Hear, hear!

ORDER
I WILL HAVE ORDER IN THIS COURT

>>932778
I only read the first one. It wasn't very good. I was surprised at the raping.

>>932779
t f w
n o
g f

>>932789
I'll have a shot of whisky thanks.

>>932790
Yeah the raping was pretty nasty. And he whined a lot.

>>932786
That womans delivery is terrible she gets her pauses all wrong.
I hope she sucks cock better than she newsreads.

>>932792
fuck m8
I am severely depressed
alcohol is a risk

Good night Chat.

>>932795
What is life without risk?
Are you a man or a mouse NEET?

>>932797
I eat a lot of cheese.

>>932797
my name carries weight around these mean streets

>>932798
Cheese is good.

>>932800
I don't like the smelly ones.

Bit horny

We're gonna have the Chrissy special on 26th. Here's your invite fellas!

I was asleep and it felt like someone was grabbing my legs and pulling on me but when I got the courage to turn over and look there was no-one there.
Very disturbing. Had to get up to psychologically recover.

I need to move from my hellhole, hate this place.

woe

>>932809
woo

Making some random lamb with tomatoes, paprika, and onions.

>>932794
STFU. Gertie is a nice girl.

>>932786
No. Motherbat and I watched that live and she thought it was interesting the reporter could only find two upset residents.

>>932811
Very nice.

Added some cheese at the end

>>932811
Well chopped. Nice.

>>932817
U R

>>932817
Do you get much time off for Xmas, Big Fella?

>>932813
>>932820
Handsome fellas.

>>932814
Sulphur burp in your fave ☺️

>>932819
For the stream mostly sure.

>>932816
Turned out ok.

morning bros

>>932822
this neet gets it

>>932697
I watched hp 22 at an imax theater.

>>932829
Harry Potter and The Soldier in White?

>>932826
morning

There were a lot of spooky monsters flying around last night breaking into people's houses, glad the sun's up and they went away.

>>932830
No it's the 8 mile rip off where he's trying to become a rapper

Took Motherbat to Coles at 6am. She had a meltdown because they didn’t have any egg nog that she promised the grand kids. Had to take her to Woolworths when they opened at 7am. Electrician is supposedly coming to fix his apprentices’ work this morning. Can’t wait for this week to be over.

>>932807
Sounds like you were raped by a ghost

>>932834
It will never be over.

Breakky.

>>932832
NK you boong.

>>932837
Nice. I had some Weetbix and a mondster

TFW NO..
N-NO
My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date
My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe
Wanna make you mine, better get in line
5-6-7-8

>>932829
Lucky bugger.

>>932832
Spooky.

>>932834
Good luck NEET.

>>932786
there there...poor old boomer, imagine being subjected to propaganda! Tell the nice propaganda team all about how you threw that flyer in the bin like a good goy.

>>932787
this neet is so horny he's quoting shakespere or somebody from back before weber was born.

>>932845
After putting it back into the letterbox so he could take it out again on camera.

>>932807
Sorry NEET, I had to wake you up and ask you if I could eat those sausages in your fridge but you started skitzing out and I decided I didnt want them in the end. Also you are out of crackers and cheese.

>>932846
Cruisey’s misso’s nickname was shake-a-spear.

I called the massage on a private number but dont think the private number thing worked. Shuddering with anticipation.

>>932847
The whole thing stinks. Why would NSN try to recruit boomers?

>>932851
They probably letterboxed half the suburb. The media could only find two people against it.

>>932850
Tell them I said hi.

>>932834
I always liked your adventures, Weber. You are the Danger Mouse of the board. and Bill is your Penfold

>>932849
kek

>>932850
Tell them I also said hi.

>>932854
Wanna watch this version

>>932852
The NSN cant do a wrong move at this point. Even boomer/chananel 9 reactionary cope benefits the cause.

It keeps falling out of me.

>>932859
Put a cork in it.

>>932860
Should be the last part. I hope...

>>932854
we used to show this on womboflix

Ok neets, womboflix will be showing a movie for christmas, but we need the help of our finest kino experts to select it. Some suggestions that have already been made are:

Scrooged(1988)
It's a Wonderful Life(1946)

I may also play some christmas episodes from futurama and 90s era simpsons

>>932863
I vote for Love Actually.

Sparky came and fixed the mess at 9.30. Then Motherbat wanted to go to Big W. Then we got Subway and petrol. $2.13 a litre.

>>932865
That is good news. Can we have a photo of the fixed mess please?
Was he suitably contrite and apologetic?

>>932863
Jingle all the way

>>932866
The boss was being nice.
There’s a spot bill will had to patch and paint on the edge, but otherwise I am happy with it. I’m relocating the phone line to another room next year.

>>932864
Hugh grant loves negros

>>932867
>Rotten Tomatoes 20%
Can we do better than this please.

>>932870
It's good, don't believe that gay site

>>932867
Also this was the last movie Phil Hartman acted in and released in his lifetime before he was murdered by his wife

>>932873
happy marriage

>4 different neets each want 4 different christmas movies
I'm going to do my christmas shopping, I hope when I get back a cringemas miracle will have sorted out this mess.

>>932863
Also maybe Violent Night (2022) is worth considering.

>>932868
yeah that's a lot better.

>>932875
Just chuck the suitable names onto
https://wheelofnames.com/

Let the wheel decide.

we gon watch f r i d a y with ice cube and chris tucker

>>932879
I had the soundtrack on CD when I was 13 or so. I liked Superhoes by Funkdoobiest the best.

>>932846
If one cannot find a good thing (wife) now nor earn favour with his Lord, this will naturally embitter a man.

>>932881
what do you suggest? Many here are resigned to the fact that the only kisses they will get will come from mummy

>>932882
and she doesn’t use tongue

>>932882
>>932883
High seas piracy

Good Day NEETs

Santa Came this morning. Garn to Beach to rock out.

>>932886
what are you drinking?

>>932887
Switching to Beers to moderate myself around family units. Got a slab of stella in the fridge.

Worse than the italo disco, absolute normie trash

>>932886
Happy spinning.

>>932886
Based.

>>932889
< Normie trash from a much better happier time
FTFY

On the bears

Beers even

>>932893
Pair of ugg boots thanks.

I'm thinking about those big city sewers where millions of people piss and shit in them everyday, but I live in a small city with nothing but tumbleweeds and dry poo.
Not many opportunities in those small poo towns.

>>932896
Maybe you need to work in a Poo Warehouse. Get your fix there.

>>932898
Isn't one on the right though?

>>932897
They do a lot of background checks at the high quality poo warehouses these days.

>>932900
I think he could slip by. Another difficulty will be finding one offering movie tickets as a bonus.

>>932900
Plus he will need to know the Bristol stool chart inside and out.

Poo apprentice

>>932897
Imagine packing poos in boxes for the next 30 years.

>>932904
You wouldn't have to give too much of a shit about it

>>932905
I wanna a burger too

>>932868
That looks much better.

>relocating the phone line
It might be time to get NBN installed.

>>932869
How many NEETs are old enough to remember the Divine Brown scandal?

>>932908
He should get fibre installed.

>>932904
The boxes get all soggy in summer and start leaking.

>>932910
That would help with the toilet blocking problem too.

>>932911
Isn't it all stored in a freexer room?

I went grocery shopping. What a mistake. There were normies everywhere.
The cupboard was bare I had no choice.
I now have supplies to last me until December 30. Hopefully it will be quieter then.
These normies man, they ruin everything.

>>932892
Once again nuro's superiority causes controversy.

>>932912
The Poo Knife is more capable of resolving that issue.

>>932913
Only the top shelf poo is refrigerated these days because of inflation, customers don't want to pay more.

>>932914
You are brave NEET. It's horrible out there. The traffic alone is crazy.

Nuro you should be saving money for a house deposit. You should be torrenting your music not investing in all these CDs.
The CD collection should wait until you have a more stable accommodation and financial situation.
I have spoken.

>>932919
I'll have to wait for Nuro to confirm.

>>932908
I’ve got NBn

>>932918
>The traffic
They were queuing on the roundabouts.
I had to pull some tactical manoeuvres through the car park to avoid some of the jams.

>>932922
Operation NEET Treats was a success in the end.

>>932920
Smart. Nuro would never take financial advice without consulting nuro first.

>>932921
You need the fibre to the home.

>>932924
Exactly. It's a true peer review system.

>>932923
The Coles ham range was tiny. I didn't get one. I wanted to get the free range one but all they had left were cheap picnic hams.

>>932912
lol

>>932927
the adult pigs are all gone, they are forced to resort to sending the baby pigs to the slaughter

>>932927
Find yourself a butcher for next year. Put in a order when they start accepting order for Christmas 2025. More pricey but the best Ham experience so far.

>>932922
sounds horrible

>>932930
That is a good idea.

Extra large ejaculation

>>932933
Assisted?

Watching Star Trek Voyager. Episode 6.06 Timeless. One of my favourites.

>>932868
About time. Did he try and explain the aprentices fuckups?
>I’m relocating the phone line to another room next year.
You couldve had it done now

>>932937
No I couldn’t
You don’t know

>>932936
Is that the one where neelix fucks 69 in the bumhole?

>>932864
I heard on the wireless that the director wished she posted a woman in place of Hugh Grant so they could have a female president.
I haven't seen it. Is it a political film?

ant bit my taint

>>932875
Theres a claymation kris kringle thing that looks like crampus
But is earlier, early 90s, I think.

>>932899
And the guy in the rear... burned his draft card.

dats wer dem der inbrds be frum

>>932914
You needed to get more. They'll still be out in droves.

>>932941
>Is it a political film?
No, but it has the Prime Minister in it. It would probably be best described as a Romantic Comedy.

>>932939
You sound like the hungarian

>>932942
I read that in a brit accent because i was thinking about hughg rant and didnt know what was going on

>>932936
might watch some csi miami

Where did he burger come from?

>>932947
I figured it was nottinghill/4 weddings and a funeral/bridget jones diary

>>932951
Eternia.

>>932952
Yes it is in that genre.

>>932934
A community effort

does america need a casus belli to retake the panama cabal? It's been a long time since I've played europa universalis

I shouldve posted about the tug earlier. I can't remember all the details now.

Very bored

>>932958
You can remember. Please tell us. Do not be a tease. It is Christmas.

>>932936
The chinese guy crashed the ship and then he tried to cheat to make it better.

>>932960
Crank it!

>>932958
We are the Tug Archive. Was it wholesome and economical?

>>932962
Yes it is a good episode.

I want that tug story right now.

>>932967
Go on...

>>932967
You need to describe her. How old, what race?

>>932967
a christmas miracle, you should have made her wear a white santa beard and have her say 'ho ho ho' in a deep voice every few seconds

>>932967
Good start.

>>932967
>size issues
Dick too big? lol

>>932970
👆💯

>>932967
>starts complaining again
What was her problem?

>>932975
Bad attitude. Work shy.

>>932976
He's a good teacher for them.

She walked through the carpark with sunnies and a hat, green pants. Looked fashionable. Then when she took the jacket off, there was a lacey black leotard. Tiny little doll frame upper half with wide and curvy birthing hips.

Korean, probably early 30s.

Nah, i think Jap. I dunno.

>>932978
You should visit the wholesome one tomorrow for a comparison.

Aldi was quieter than Coles today. Seemed almost normal.

wholesome tug jobs
wholesale tug jobs

nemnoguh

Luigi has got me thinking that maybe I should start trimming my eyebrows.

watching old boy (2013)
pretty sure I've been old boy'd or I am in the process of being old boy'd

>>932979
strong right hand?

>>932988
>being old boy'd
What does that mean?

Parcel man been, now just have to figure out where to put it.

>>932981
She does less complaining

>>932987
I didn't want to say anything but they are very bushy.

>>932991
10/10 purchase
Good stuff.

>>932979
>>932980
WMAF has always been cringe, those guys have given up on dignity and dont care they are disgusting to normal people. Somewhere down the line they will bitch about not getting respect, like its due to them by default. But real respect from based whites is like real sugar from these yellow insect femoids. It's not real, just empty words like what is behind those slitty eyes. Nothing, just like what you deserve.

>>932995
Thank you Tiffo.

>>932991
That looks interesting. Put it on the back of the toilet door.

That sauce is a bit how's your father grego.

>>932995
I do it for you.

>>932992
Exactly.

Who broke the site?
Embeds flagged as security threats, post links not working, CP in post list

>>933001
The site works best when it's moments away from disaster. Peak efficiency, straight up economics.

>>932995
very cool

>>933004
A son of moses joins us.

>>933005
Could be Cruisey's relo

>>933005
👃

Some libard vegan aussie got captured in ukraine

>>932990
Someone has taken the liberty of involving me in a game or challenge
unfortunate for someone

>>933009
Is it related to gangstalking?

>>933012
Based.

Joel Davis is on the run from the police. Authorities suspect he is hiding out in a Coolum bicycle repair workshop

>>933014
>Coolum bicycle repair workshop
I thought it was already a crime scene after the incident?

>>933012
>cops hunting normies
They like to have fun in the holiday season too.

On teh meff

Dried mango 🥭

>>933010
Works on my machine

/ausneets/ is sponsored by gamer supps

>>933017
a present from santa?

>>933022
Raped santa

>>933020
Ah

>>933024
Lance Bass 😻

I hope efptos fucks all their plans up

>>933026
The hacker known as efptos ?

>>933010
Poor quality neets

Rimjob

>>933021
>gamer supps
absolute goyslop

Horny

That 45 degree temperature prediction for Thursday is now down to 34.

>>933032
Rampant.

>>932868
THey fixed that thing?

>>932863
I guess no Scrooged on the 26th stram then.

>>933033
That sounds a bit better.

>>932833
Hatty Potter and Self-Moving Bomb-line.

>>933035
After their apprentices touched it.
It is illegal to do your own electrical work here and your house insurance is void if you get caught

>>933034
She said big dick take long to cum, I said I had three wanks yesterday. She complained.

>>933041
you cum now

>>933042
It works.

>>933042
Makes me happy when I have spent money at Dans.

>>933044
Thanks satan

>>933041
>She complained.
You should have fucked her into silence.

>>933047
👆💯

Big score from Grego.

might turn in

>>933050
Nothing deserves a 10

My cock

>>933051
Too soon.

>>933051
to a?

Weber invented turbo gopher once.

>>933056
The bestest NEET

Hentai apprentice
Academy of Interactive Technology - Melbourne Campus

CourseBachelor of 2D Animation (Degree)

Min selection rankN/A

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/first-round-offers-search-2025-university-courses-20241219-p5kzq4.html

>>933059
Good Pepe for the next edition.

>>933052
You need to leave room for something in the future that may be better.

>>933060
They'll probably charge you $30,000+ a year for it.

>>933062
It has been used previously.

>>933060
Australia was a mistake.

>>933033
THey fixed that thing?

>>933060
Every now and then I wonder 'is anime still a thing with zoomers'?

I guess it is.

>>933067
Too late.

>>933036
What movies are you showing?

>>933065
Pepes are like condoms, we do not re-use them for editions.

>>933065
>>933072
Woe.

Even after all these years I still have absolutely no idea what any of faith no more's songs were about

>>933071
Hmm.
Movies:
Bad Santa, Better Watch Out, Black Christmas (1974 & 2006), Dear Santa, Die Hard 1-2, Gremlins, Home Alone, Jingle All the Way, Krampus, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Nightmare Before Christmas, Scrooged, Tokyo Godfathers, Toys, Trading Places, Violent Night.
Telly shows:
All in the Family, Black Adder Christmas, Married with Childred, MASH, Futurama, Gintama
Cartoons:
Grinch, A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa, Fat Al's Kwanzaa, Garfield Christmas
And some other stuff we voted out, like Shrek, Donkey Kong, and Mario.

>>933075
>other stuff we voted out, like Shrek
It's all ogre.

6 pack of mercury hards crushed blackcurrent (14.4) + carlton longneck (2.7)

I like Shrek.

>>933076
Well bantered.

>>933077
Will that be enough?

>>933080
Should be

>>933077
Wagon tomorrow?

>>933075
Neets who wanted Jingle all the way can see it at the epic endcorner movie special.

I think womboflix will show a movie on christmas eve, then some simpsons episodes on christmas night, that'll be more convenient for neets who are busy on christmas day, and will save us 3 movie nights in a row.

>>933074
Sunday mornings

>>932807
Sounds like sleep paralysis. Have you ever experienced old hag/alien abduction/night terrors?

>>933085
>old hag/alien abduction/night terrors?
No. I had better not start getting them now.

>>933087
You should consult nuro.

>>933083
Sounds good.

>>933076
Heh.

>>933083
You can stream Scrooged, I can skip it we have lots anyway.

>>933091
Womboflix has 5 different movies nominated for christmas, I'm trying to eliminate some of them so we can settle on one.

>>933088
I couldn't get in to the workshop. There were stacks of CDs everywhere.

>>933092
Spin the wheel
https://wheelofnames.com/

>>933094
Let the painted pony glide.

>>933093
One does not simply walk into the silver fox's workshop. One must make an appointment first.

>>933095
I like this.

tfw no quarter

tfw not hung

>>933098
chips?

>>933095
I like that song too
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JjknDAMDBOk [Embed]

>>933098
I'm picking up a bucket of kfc tomorrow, I'll save you some drumsticks.

>>933100
chips and a beer
I can not abide the crown
...
more like a puff and a milk coffee
under the black

>>933103
He seems upset

>>933105
He's always delivering loads but no loads are delivered for him.

>>933103
nice

>>933106
Ah yes
The master cuck of the church itself

>>933108
How the fuck can you know this
?
She wants my word of chastity while she tenders to the new world for adventure
A very distinct reversal of the old world
hence I must besiege the king