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NEET General #916 - Bottom Feeder Edition NEET 12/18/2024 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No. 931643
Are we NEETs the bottom quartile?

Old Thread: >>930540


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.931648 del
Niggers


Nig NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.931650 del
Yeaaa


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.931669 del
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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.931670 del
>>931666
Pushin' in Cruisey's stool


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.931671 del
SA BEST A


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.931672 del
>>931662
Great so they turned me into a vampire, and now everything tastes funny thanks to all the fluoride.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.931673 del
>>931669
Gonna have to check that out and help a few chinks keep their jobs.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.931674 del
>>931659
How do you wash your dick at a pub?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.931675 del
>>931674
in the basin


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>>931670
got me shuckin'


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.931677 del
>>931672
>all the fluoride
There goes your pineal gland.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.931678 del
>>931672
I heard that qld have high rates of children with dental issues recently.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.931679 del
>>931675
What if someone walks in?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.931680 del
>>931673
Their model is great. All inmates become literal slaves.
We should do that here for wftd and those rubbish pickeruperers.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:30 [Preview] No.931681 del
>>931679
Make eye contact and sing Boney M.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.931682 del
>>931675
vile


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.931683 del
>>931681
I'm kinda glad Possum no longer posts here to read these disturbing posts.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.931684 del
>>931677
Just when it was starting to grow back.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.931685 del
>>931683
I hope he has a nice festive season.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.931686 del
>>931685
He now spends his time frequenting toilet stalls and giving disgusted stares. Nuro got him hooked on the vicarious shame. Cruisey is like the methodone program after you get hooked on based blue blocks.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:40 [Preview] No.931687 del
Neighbour's cooking his dog because he spent all the grocery money on gear and his kids look malnourished and sick.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:44 [Preview] No.931688 del
>>931687
Poor doggo.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.931689 del
Sprite is a very aggressive lemonade.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:48 [Preview] No.931690 del
>>931689
It's different to normal lemonade, although none taste correct anymore. 7up used to be my pick but now it has that fake sweetener taste, as does sprite.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.931691 del
>>931687
A healthy dog can give you more from milking than meat


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>>931685
Bet he's got a nice comfy spot to enjoy his days.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.931694 del
>>931690
Halls, Woodroofe, Leed lemoade all gone


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.931696 del
>>931657
Hopefully you can see the wholesome one soon.

>>931659
Wanking down the clock


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.931697 del
This song reminds me of Cruisey (ADIDAS) and I imagine he sings it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0mQX-zobVBQ [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.931698 del
>>931691
The dogs nothing but skin and bone, it never produced a decent load.
I keep two dogs on rotation.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.931699 del
>>931692
I would like a nice sensitive neet from a good home to make the next edition using this pepe.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.931700 del
Cum everywhere


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.931701 del
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3 more boxes of no-doz acquired, it's on special


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:12 [Preview] No.931702 del
>>931697
I cant listen to that. My song is this, with the window down and nodding at the middle aged women in their wagie attire.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU [Embed]


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:12 [Preview] No.931703 del
owner of the sparky business is blowing up my phone
<my father in law just died
>was he electrocuted?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:15 [Preview] No.931704 del
>>931703
Did you threaten to report him?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.931705 del
>>931704
Yeah last night I said I was contacting the Office of the Technical Regulator and SafeWork SA. That is what has triggered the flurry of comms.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.931706 del
>>931704
He facebook murdered him.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.931707 del
>>931703
remind him he used the same excuse last time


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.931708 del
The redditors are saying to get him to fix the work and then report him anyway lol.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.931709 del
>I’d appreciate if you can be a bit more patient and work with me to address any issues.
The nerve of this cunt


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No.931710 del
>>931709
What other issues are there besides the big hole in your wall done by two know nothing shit kickers who bill like their qualified?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.931711 del
I ran a fake plumbing business once, I would pretend to fix whatever the customer has asked me to but as soon as they walk away I would take a shit in their toilet and run out the door.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.931712 del
>>931711
haha


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.931713 del
>>931701
Stockup while it's cheap.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.931714 del
>>931705
lol


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.931715 del
>>931701
That will help you stay up all night and spot Santa.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.931716 del
>>931715
Hmmmm grilled Reindeer.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.931717 del
>>931711
'We don't do shit plumbing pty inc'


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.931718 del
>>931702
I can imagine this.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.931719 del
>>931705
lol


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.931720 del
>>931669
Can't even work out how to use the site. Fully jeeted


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.931721 del
>>931693
Not a comfy post


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.931722 del
>>931711
Will draw this later


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.931723 del
cop car stopped me on my run and asked what I was doing. I said that the lockdowns were over and I was exercising. Then I told them to either join me or leave me alone. Then they clapped and cheered and left.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.931724 del
Put the block of cheese in the freexer like a mong. It can stay there until after new year now. FML


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.931725 del
>>931724
Seems like a minor issue NEET. Not worth a FML.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.931726 del
>>931724
Worst things happen at sea, you know.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.931727 del
Easy for these cunts to say, they dont have a frozen block of cheese.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:06 [Preview] No.931728 del
My life is a frozen block of cheese.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.931729 del
FCL


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.931730 del
Third wank


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.931731 del
Taking a crap. Feels like a frozen block of cheese.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.931732 del
New Hollyweird Babylon video exposing the huak tuah girl.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.931733 del
>>931723
Good one neet, fuck em.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.931734 del
>>931731
...and the smell?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.931735 del
can't believe I wasted the whole fucking morning, no accomplishments except eating a bunch of donuts


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.931736 del
>>931731
Push!


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 02:35 [Preview] No.931737 del
>>931735
You enjoyed your morning to build yourself up for the afternoon.


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>>931736
He's had a little baby.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.931739 del
Eating donuts is a task in itself


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.931740 del
>>931732
the jew daughter of a rich guy who got a nosejob and put on a good ol' country gal act?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.931741 del
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state and federal police need to be dismantled and replaced with a church inquisition


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.931742 del
>>931741
I'm not drinking from the toilet cistern.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.931743 del
garn red roosters for lunch neets, you want anything?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.931744 del
>>931743
chicken treat


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.931745 del
>>931743
Frozen bread rolls for my frozen cheese


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.931746 del
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>>931742
but you already are albeit in a manner that does not concern the senses.
Yeay although the Word states that we must submit to governing authorities, the corruption of the governing authority is beyond repentance and utterly unrighteous and demonically heretical. God is testing us in that we may dismantle the state for Him and to reclaim power for the church. Brothers and Sisters we are in a war against demons who live by the sword and die by the sword upholding this festering status of authority and by all measure we must make out rejection of their claim known in the stations and the courtrooms, as they may yet be saved if they turn away from the state.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.931747 del
>>931740
No. It was mostly about who's idea it was doing a crypto.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.931748 del
>>931742
Back in my day we had to drink from the bowl.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.931749 del
>>931743
Not the pickle bird.
I'll have some of their buttermilk wings and a potato and gravy.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 04:11 [Preview] No.931750 del
don't like red rooster, maybe it's just my local one, but they never seem quite right


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.931751 del
Have you neets got your mummybots something nice for christmas yet?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.931752 del
>>931751
We said no gifts and I'm sticking to it


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:11 [Preview] No.931753 del
https://dailystormer.in/lose-weight-by-only-eating-meat-and-eggs/
might try this again in teh new year


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.931754 del
>>931746
Thicc.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.931755 del
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>>931752
Don't tell anyone but Tiffo said he would get me a nice stick the next time he was out bush and I'll wrap it up and give it to the big fella for chrissie so the next time the mongs attack he will have a nice fresh stick to hit the servers with.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.931756 del
>>931753
Posting from that other site you whore around with?
Surprised Shibs was okay with you posting reddit screenshots.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.931757 del
>>931755
That is very thoughtful of you both.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.931758 del
I bet tiffin got his mummybot some nice spars for chrissy.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.931759 del
>>931758
He made her a crystal radio set.


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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.931761 del
>>931758
While knocking off all her oxy.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.931762 del
Severely woed, not sure I can handle Christmas.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.931763 del
Nasdaq getting rocked on purpose


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:37 [Preview] No.931764 del
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>>931762
Just keep drinking neet, you'll be fine.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.931765 del
neets, do any supermarkets do pre-made beef wellingtons?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.931766 del
>>931765
I can't recall ever seeing it.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.931768 del
doesn't look like they still make it
given they couldn't even make good sausage rolls, I doubt the wellington would be good


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.931769 del
>>931767
thanks neet


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.931770 del
>>931760
That's a man!


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.931771 del
>>931764
Thanks Dan.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.931772 del
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Youtube is giving me pic related on all videos now. A concerning development.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.931773 del
>>931772
Fuck off bot


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.931774 del
>>931772
Are you using a proxy?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.931775 del
>>931764
That's a dan!


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.931776 del
>>931774
Yes but I have not had this problem before.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.931777 del
>>931776
Probably the same CAPTCHA shit they use on Google searches to rate limit. You could use that frontend website that Big Fella used to post emails the the YouTube links.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.931778 del
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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.931779 del
>>931778
filthy leb career politician


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.931780 del
>>931772
I've been changing servers.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.931781 del
>>931776
There is no shame neet.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.931782 del
>>931779
There is no shame neet.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.931783 del
The farts are stored in the buttocks.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.931785 del
>>931784
I'll have to wait for Nuro to confirm.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.931786 del
>>931784
Obvious fake news with phoney actors, don't think you're going to fool us so easily you SPHERE CUCKS.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.931787 del
>>931786
Next thing they will be going on about how great the heckin Moon is.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.931788 del
Davo told me we live in a hypercube


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.931789 del
>>931762
Become a joho


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.931790 del
100 in ---0 out


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.931791 del
Finna bust a mad load fr no cap


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.931792 del
>>931790
It has not been a good day.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.931793 del
I live in an old ADIDAS sneaker


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.931794 del
>>931791
Aim away from me please.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.931795 del
>>931790
woe


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>>931794


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.931797 del
>>931790
Just.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.931798 del
>>931793
Under the floorboards?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.931799 del
Braxton Hicks contractions in my bussy


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.931800 del
>>931799
Wasnt his bussy worked in guantanimo bay?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.931801 del
>>931799
Plug in?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.931802 del
>>931800
kek


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.931803 del
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Good Evening NEETs

How are we all doing ? According to BOM it feels like 20.6x with 28km/hr south easterly blowing. God answered our gave us a cool zone for Chrissy.

Had a steak luch with Tommy. Out of ideas for dinner tonight. Any suggestions ? Need something lightweight.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.931804 del
>>931803
nice knock-off crocs


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.931805 del
>>931803
Based.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.931806 del
>>931803
>Any suggestions
ratsak


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.931807 del
>>931806
Poorly bantered.


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>>931803


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.931809 del
>>931803
Is the Earth flat?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.931810 del
>>931809
probably sags a bit where he sits if it is


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.931811 del
>>931804
The chinks have evolved beyond crocs…
https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0JDXgJ

>>931805
Basadoooo !

>>931806
Can’t spew the Nuro !


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.931812 del
>>931811
some kind of knock-off yeezy


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.931813 del
>>931811
>have evolved beyond crocs…
Do you keep the love?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.931814 del
>>931808
Nah a Zambero opened close by. It took me a while to deduce their flavourtown as their menu was not as straight forward as Guzman. Figured it out and had one last night. Bonus they are open late.
>>931809
At the Planck length, Yes.


Endchan's Birthday NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.931815 del
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Day after tomorrow (Saturday) movie fellas, at 2pm AEDT on https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
We are watching Electric Dreams, and gonna wear Sneakers.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.931816 del
>>931814
Zambero is shit. I got tacos and they buried the 3 of them in the container with poor dirty mexicunt salad. Corn, coriander, literal shit.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.931817 del
>>931815
Can you play Run DMC's My ADIDAS song before Sneakers please?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.931818 del
>>931817
Sure.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.931819 del
If I don't forget.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.931820 del
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Christmas tree is up.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.931821 del
>>931818
I'm sure the Endchan diaspora will love it and not say any rude things about the negro fellas.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.931822 del
>>931820
noice


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.931823 del
Bite the bone that rapes you


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.931824 del
>>931821
As far as viewer expectancy it'll be basically me. And perheps the rest of the staff for shorter-longer periods.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.931825 del
>>931790
The smoothbrain system.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.931826 del
>>931824
Maybe Ovaltine could give an opening address (or apology)


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.931827 del
>>931803
Subway and a diet pebsi


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.931828 del
>>931827
Subway is a coke franchise


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.931829 del
Might call the Quit line and ask what ciggies they recommend.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.931830 del
>>931829
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.931831 del
>>931829
White ox.


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>>931827
charlie's special?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.931833 del
Found out the massage therapist Ive been fucking has a son. Woe. Ive been supporting her lifestyle of a single mother


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.931834 del
>>931829
Would really love a ciggie, just one or two, but I don't want to buy a whole pack.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.931835 del
>>931833
lol


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.931836 del
>>931834
Thats why I like cigars, but its super expensive so I rarely indulge


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.931837 del
>>931833
>massage therapist
*tugger


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.931838 del
>>931837
Shes both. Gives a pretty good massage as well


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.931839 del
>>931825
Still doing some betting


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.931840 del
>>931803
Based.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.931841 del
>>931838
Everyone is.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.931842 del
gonna conquer willy wonka


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.931843 del
The will to wonka


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.931844 del
Born to sulk
Forced to smile


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.931845 del
20 more in. Waiting to see


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.931846 del
>>931845
🤞


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.931847 del
>>931844
So like a grimace?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.931848 del
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>>931845


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.931849 del
>>931846
Got 9.60 back


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.931850 del
>>931849
3rd times the charm?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.931851 del
Do you feel cyber, punk?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.931852 del
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>>931851
Just a little pidge.

Night.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.931853 del
>>931852
Good night Pidge. xx

What a handsome one!


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.931854 del
>>931852
nite


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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.931856 del
Day 3 no alcohol. Going strong


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.931857 del
>>931856
Good work NEET. Keep going.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.931858 del
Thinking about the S in ADIDAS


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.931859 del
Stupid Indian cricket player Meerkat Cola


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.931860 del
A 24 pack of lemonade zooper doopers certainly takes some of the guesswork out of choosing which one I want


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.931861 del
>>931860
I want a green one.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.931862 del
For any NEETS wanting to go to Dan Murphy's over christmas:

BWS and Dan Murphy's

Bottle shops under these brands will be open as normal on Christmas Eve.
Christmas Day (December 25)
Almost every store will be closed, except for some select stores in Victoria and Tasmania.
Boxing Day (December 26)
BWS and Dan Murphy's will reopen on Boxing day.
New Year's Eve (December 31)
Dan Murphys will be open until 9pm nationwide, BWS will be open under normal hours.
New Year's Day (January 1)
All stores will be open under slightly reduced hours.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.931863 del
>>931862
>public service announcement
>don't feed the yao gai emu


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.931864 del
>>931862
Best to wait until the new year to board the wagon.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.931865 del
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>>931862
I may allow myself one drink. What would be a good, classy drink for a neet who drinks only once a year?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.931866 del
>>931865
Have a brandy.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.931867 del
Wage off


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.931868 del
>>931867
Well waged. Welcome back.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.931869 del
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threatening magistrates and calling police fucking dogs during court is exhausting, they are desperate to get me inside. Talk about rent free.. But yeah nah fuck that


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.931870 del
>>931869
You are untameable.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.931871 del
having to have metamucil for the second time today because I keep forgetting to eat fruit or vegies


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.931874 del
>>931871
>>931870


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.931877 del
trying to remember what videos I best fell asleep to last night


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 18:48 [Preview] No.931878 del
fug


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.931879 del
loaded a skip bin already


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.931880 del
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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.931881 del
>>931880
Handsome fella.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.931882 del
>>931881
Want to do nordy things with her under the missile toad


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.931883 del
Leunig, that cartoonist who wasn't very good, died.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.931886 del
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Good morning Chat.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.931887 del
>>931879
Well done NEET.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.931888 del
>>931887
the neighbour was sweeping his carport at the same time, so the normies must all be putting in extra hours getting ready for entertaining


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.931889 del
>>931888
tis the season.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.931890 del
>>931886
GM


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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.931893 del
>>931891
based mondster enjoyer


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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.931895 del
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Good Morgning NEETs


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.931896 del
>>931865
VB


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>>931895


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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.931899 del
morning neets


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.931900 del
>>931898
sounds legit


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.931901 del
>>931899
Good morning, Harold.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.931902 del
>>931897
GM weeby


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.931904 del
*banging my fists on the table and chanting* white christmas! white christmas! white christmas!


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.931905 del
When tiffin becomes bo will he put a stop to holidays honoring the birth of a jew?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.931906 del
>>931898
Took a wrong turn somewhere around the Indus.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.931907 del
gonna ask chatgpt to suggest some christmas presents i could get my family


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.931908 del
>>931907
Plz tell how it goes


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>>931907
Buy them some BTC


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.931911 del
>>931884
He goes on the list


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.931912 del
>>931870
a good woman will
>>931874


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.931913 del
1 Corinthians 7: The Bible says that it is good for unmarried and widowed people to stay unmarried, but if they can't control themselves, they should marry.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.931914 del
>>931913
More jewish psyops


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.931915 del
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It's nearly 2025, why don't you have an AI waifu yet neets?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.931916 del
>>931915
They hate me too


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:19 [Preview] No.931917 del
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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.931918 del
>>931914
>>931914
>>931914
>>931914
>>931914
>>931914
>>931914
>>931914
>>931914
>>931914
nah m8
take the Abrahamic syncretism pill


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:23 [Preview] No.931919 del
abraHAMic really mak u think


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.931920 del
>>931919
nature is inherently cannibalistic


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.931921 del
I would also recommend blending your faith the 'pro xhristou' values


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.931922 del
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>>931904


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:33 [Preview] No.931923 del
>>931910
I like these edits.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:38 [Preview] No.931924 del
>>931922
no brown hands on the food at the christmas table


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.931925 del
The brown hands are all up and down the supply chain. I don't know how we are going to solve this problem. Nothing is safe.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.931926 del
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bribe a paddy with a pound


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.931929 del
>>931925
>supply chain
Dark kitchens and uber jeets yesno?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:00 [Preview] No.931930 del
>>931928
no brown hands on your cash


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.931931 del
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>>931929
>yesno


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.931932 del
I know what to do with brown hands.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.931933 del
Last day of wage for the year. This was the level of effort my employer put into our final exchange for the year.
>Thanks for all your work.
>
>Ta,


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.931934 del
>>931932
ask cruisey what he does
they touch his cash


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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.931936 del
>>931913
Good advice 👍


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.931937 del
>>931934
I have found that there are no brown hands stock images of wringing out a towel.
We still have that. The supply chain has hope.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.931938 del
>>931922
Is this illegal in public ?


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.931939 del
>>931938
Depends on the state, but the Odal rune in the corner is probably proscribed.
Whether the Totenkopf is still a Totenkopf if it has a santa hat on it would be a matter for the lawyers to argue.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.931940 del
>>931937
cruisey would pay good cash for brown hands doing that to him.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.931941 del
>>931935
>>931940


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.931942 del
>>931927
lol


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.931943 del
Cruisey wants to be wrung out like a dirty tugger clean up towel.


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NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.931945 del
>>931943
Someting we can only dream about.


NEET 12/19/2024 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.931946 del
Did nuro kill himself?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.931948 del
>>931946
Zambrero isn't that bad


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.931949 del
>>931948
Is was Guzman y Gomez and the qt Colombian import brushed against him when exiting the bathrooms which gave him a coronial


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.931950 del
>>931949
He said last night he was having Zambrero. Read the Nuro posts you miss.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.931951 del
On the gen. In lizbef.
The life.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.931952 del
>>931947
>>931808


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.931953 del
>>931950
>>931952


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:14 [Preview] No.931954 del
>>931908
>>931899


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:14 [Preview] No.931955 del
>>931814
>Nah a Zambero opened close by.
>>931953


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.931956 del
>>931862
>>931738


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.931957 del
meh, not doing anything today neets, just meh


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.931958 del
>>931951
Living the dream.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.931959 del
>>931776
>>931674


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.931960 del
>>931957


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.931961 del
>>931671
>>931788


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.931962 del
>>931955
He's lying


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.931963 del
>>931962
He is a master of opsec.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.931964 del
>>931951
at least you have bill


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.931965 del
>>931963
One of his ops text messaged me this morning about a murder suicide involving nuro


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.931966 del
>>931964
it's another bad home area NEET


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.931967 del
ausneets is the lizbef of the internet


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.931968 del
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can I use esoteric magic to curse every official representative of the crown ?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.931970 del
>>931968
Ausneets is a King's men's neighbourhood, republicans keep moving.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.931971 del
>>931970
Fuck you ya redcoat swine


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.931972 del
>>931965
That's scary


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:35 [Preview] No.931973 del
>>931969
they are fun to watch on your roof if you live close


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.931974 del
>>931965
>involving nuro
He's probably been brought in as a consultant to crack a case that's been baffling the police. Always consult nuro first.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.931975 del
>>931974
lies. nuro never talks to the police


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.931976 del
had my last goyslop for the year


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.931977 del
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>>931976
That's what you said last week.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.931978 del
>>931976
What did you have NEET?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.931979 del
>>931978
A Big Mac, large chippies, six nuggers, and a raspberry Fanta.
Bringing Motherbat back on Sunday for a few weeks, and she doesn't eat that sort of crap.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.931980 del
>>931979
It doesn't count as a big finale unless you have desserts too. You need to go back for dinner, get a big meal with 20 nuggers, and have a pair of cherry mcflurries for dessert.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.931981 del
>>931980
No.
I ate 16 zooper doopers overnight.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.931982 del
>>931981
You deserved a treat.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.931984 del
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Disordered eating. It is a mental illness. It is not our fault.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.931985 del
>>931983
Being an executive is a thinking man's game, no doubt about it.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.931986 del
>>931984
We will get it under control next year.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.931987 del
>>931986
No we won't, but that is okay.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.931988 del
WAKKA FUKKA WOMBA !


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.931990 del
>>931989
>IKTF


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 01:35 [Preview] No.931991 del
dinosaurs aren't real


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.931992 del
>>931991
Yes they are you dumb dumb


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.931993 del
Give into your eating. Keep gaining and become a feeder


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.931994 del
>>931981
well doopered


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.931995 del
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I could stop if I wanted to, but for seven dollars I didn't want to.


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I am a skilled man but not a wise man


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.931999 del
skip bin mong was hassling the woman on the other side of the road who didn't have a skip bin
wouldn't have thought it was hard to miss the big orange bin on my driveway


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.932000 del
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>>931998
I cast chicken wearing pants to curse agents of the crown with persistent disease


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>>931995
Noone would blame you if you bought another box after this. Christmas comes but once a year.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.932002 del
>>932001
some good discounts after christmas too


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.932003 del
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I'm so negative about everything all the time.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.932004 del
>>931997
what is that from? Temple of elemental evil?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.932005 del
>>932003
me too, noot


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.932006 del
Wish the lawn guy would hurry up. I know he just wants his Christmas beer money as there is fuck all to cut.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.932007 del
>>931999
It's that time of year when it brings the mong out in people.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.932008 del
>tfw all-year-round, full-time mong


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:43 [Preview] No.932009 del
I hope Cruisey took a couple of the mongs out for Christmas lunch.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.932010 del
When we were little we'd always leave a mong under the tree for santa, and he'd be gone on christmas morning. I guess that's where santa got his elves from.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.932011 del
might become a cloud engineer like monk


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.932012 del
In year 3 our teacher told everybody Santa wasn't real and some of the parents were out for blood.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.932013 del
>>932012
fucking jews can't help themselves, gotta destroy christmas


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>>932008
we mongs need to stick together


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.932015 del
>>932010
Or he eats them.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.932016 del
>>931996
Cringe.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.932017 del
>>932009
He's going to take me out soon... I know it!


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.932018 del
>>932011
Are your research skills as polished?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.932019 del
>>932014
a mob of mongs


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.932020 del
>>932019
Tuggers fear 'em!


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.932021 del
>>931995
>400g
That's a good size NEET.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.932022 del
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Will women be allowed on his jury?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.932023 del
>>932022
Only ones who are CEOs and CFOs, earning at least $500,000 a year.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.932024 del
>>932022
I would suck his dick. What a qt.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.932025 del
The ridiculous display of force delivering him back to NYC overnight was to try and scare the peasants.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.932028 del
Wanna a Chrissy Photo with all the NEETs with Cruisey dressed as Santa.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.932029 del
>>932026
>>932027
😍😍😍


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.932030 del
>>932028
I’ll just drape the 3XL elf costume over my 7XL shoulder if that’s ok?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.932031 del
>>932005
>>932003
It is what the trauma book calls the "outer critic". The childhood trauma causes you to have an inner critic (the voice in your head that calls you a fat piece of shit) and also an outer critic (makes you speak negatively about other people all the time).


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.932032 del
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>>932029
Any and all clips ever posted with him in it are being found online.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.932033 del
>>932030
That would be beautiful. Thank you.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.932034 del
>>932031
How does the fancy words book writing man propose to fix it?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.932035 del
>>932034
Solutions available in-store.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.932036 del
>>932034
The book outlines a clear path to overcoming the effects of the trauma. I highly recommend it.

Complex PTSD: From Surviving to Thriving
by Pete Walker

It can be downloaded from libgen.li


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.932037 del
>>932036
I can’t read


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.932038 del
>>932037
Meow.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.932039 del
Santa was reading to me and I was pointing to all the lovely pictures while he read the story once.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.932040 del
>>932032
I read a comment saying you know he wasn't gay because if he was his nudes would be everywhere by now.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.932041 del
>>932040
His alleged dick picuture has been on Twotter since about day one. I think he's fag of bi.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.932042 del
>>932041
That was debunked very early on.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.932043 del
>>932042
Has it been confirmed by Nuro?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.932044 del
>>932043
I heard Nuro sucked him off.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.932045 del
>>932044
It was dark inside that public toilet block, it could have been anybody.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.932046 del
>>932044
Nuro will do whatever it takes to catch the murder suspect. Whatever. It. Takes.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.932047 del
>>931998
you cant believe anything from lefty press except that it jew tier half truths


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.932048 del
>>932047
Is he deda or just some type of zombie?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.932049 del
gonna have some of my favorite sloppa for lunch - braised steak and mashed taters


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.932050 del
>>932049
Sounds nice. Which cut of steak do you use?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.932051 del
>>932050
idk, i bought it from the shops


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.932052 del
>>932051
In a can?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.932053 del
>>932052
plastic container from the refridgrator section


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.932054 del
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NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.932055 del
>>932054
The smart move is having zooper doopers.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.932056 del
Wanna the blue one please.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.932057 del
4 o'clock, haven't done a single useful thing yet


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.932058 del
>>932057
Your factory whistle is about to blow.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.932059 del
>>932057
You posted here, that counts.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.932060 del
7 minutes until I can log off and then spend the night cleaning the house


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.932061 del
Antagonized my rectum


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.932062 del
>>932060
You love these deep cleans. Have you washed the Candyland sheet set?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.932063 del
>>932062
Yes that was washed.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.932064 del
>>932062
and I don't love them
they highlight what a grub I am and how badly I procrastinate


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.932065 del
>>932063
Good start.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.932066 del
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Saltburn (2023) will be on womboflix tomorrow neets, the story of a student at Oxford University who finds himself drawn into the world of a charming and aristocratic classmate, who invites him to his eccentric family's sprawling estate for a summer never to be forgotten.

Then Harry Potter 3 on Sunday.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.932068 del
Long rub. Wholesome inner thigh stretching.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.932069 del
might eat down these beans before they ferment on the kitchen bench. the butter is in a fluid state so in that goes to the pan.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.932070 del
>>932048
he probably never existed


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.932071 del
>>932068
It does not sound wholesome at all.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.932072 del
>>932068
How much of the bullshit money you get from your bullshit job do you spend on those mud maidens?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.932074 del
>>932009
I had a dinner a week ago.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.932075 del
>>932035
Heh.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.932076 del
>>932068
Beautiful.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.932078 del
>>932072
Get on NDIS and we'll see what I can disclose.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.932080 del
We Neets should migrate to signal. Its an end to end encrypted messaging app and you can post whatever you want


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.932082 del
>>932080
>We Neets


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.932086 del
>>932080
some of the neets are already on a matrix server. download element desktop and get an account


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.932087 del
>>932086
I used matrix a while back

Ffs, at least say you'll delete my posts


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.932088 del
>>932080
How do you do fellow NOOT


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.932089 del
>>932088
Hello


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.932091 del
>>932080
it requires you give it a phone number


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.932092 del
>>932091
Same reson I never used Telegram.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.932093 del
>>932091
Damn


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.932098 del
Started going barefoot. Supposed to have benefits


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.932100 del
>>932098
The rubber stomped on my dick barefoot.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.932101 del
>>932100
Tell us more NEET.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.932102 del
>>932100
Lol


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.932103 del
realtime users, on site: 18, on ausneets: 1, on this thread: 1


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.932104 del
>>932095
Yeah the BO and vols here are out of control. Get on the matrix and join the ausneets resistance.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.932105 del
>>932101
Go get one yourself. All NEETs should. Wash your dick in the basin beforehand and whack off in the booth afterwards.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.932106 del
>>932104
Send link


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.932107 del
>>932105
>whack off in the booth afterwards.
IS that what you did? In the cuck booth?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.932109 del
>>932100
Any benefits?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.932110 del
>>932108
It says I'm not part of the required rooms to join


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.932111 del
A series of gape rooms.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.932112 del
>>932110
https://matrix.to/#/!xLRCTpjDWQgwzBBvLa:matrix.org?via=matrix.org

yeah you need an invite but this is the first level


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.932113 del
First level my bussy


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.932114 del
>>932098
you can sell your foot pix to fetishists online


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.932115 del
>>932112
How much dick do I have to take to get to the top?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.932116 del
no wait i got this
#ausneets-level-one:matrix.org


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.932117 del
>>932115
You'll have to take more than the tip m8


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.932118 del
>>932098
Post a foot shot.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.932119 del
>>932113
Your bussy is washed up neet.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.932120 del
>>932119
I'm already on level 128


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.932121 del
>>932065
I made her take them back to Victor after her last stay and wash them


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.932122 del
>>932121
That was a well thoughtout plan for an important asset. You are doing well.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:49 [Preview] No.932123 del
>>932107
Theyre the ones trying to watch. Not today though.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.932124 del
We will need a wank booth for the commune so neets will have somewhere to go when they feel the need.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.932125 del
>>932120
>level 128
bussy status?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.932126 del
>>932125
Beyond gaped.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.932127 del
>>932124
I’m just going to wank at the dinner table


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.932128 del
>>932127
>dinner table
trough


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.932129 del
My sunnies fell off in the fried rice trough.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.932130 del
>>932129
Lucky, the oil will add an extra layer of glazing to them.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.932131 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PllP0o41rqE [Embed]


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.932132 del
>>932131
The moon isn't real.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.932133 del
>>932132
Never was, never will be.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.932134 del
>>932133
👆💯


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.932135 del
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>>932128
I'm not sharing with the rest of you. I want my own trough...to make sure I get my fair share.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.932136 del
Jaws is on teevee tonight


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.932137 del
>>932135
You handsome devil.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.932138 del
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NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.932139 del
>>932138
What are the NEETs gonna do after they announce contact with aliens tonight or tomorrow night on the news?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.932140 del
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>>932139


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.932141 del
>>932138
Me on the right.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.932142 del
>>932141
That's a woman.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.932143 del
>>932139
They're not ready for the poo pictures.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.932144 del
>>932142
My right silly.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.932145 del
>>932139
turn off the t.v. for the next 30 days.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.932149 del
>>932136
I loved that one when I was a kid. Watched it over 9000 times.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.932152 del
>>932143
No one ever is.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.932154 del
>>932147
Based.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.932161 del
The Chad flag is a nice touch. And I mean Chad, not Chad.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.932163 del
Wasn't expecting the ADIDAS power hour. Nice touch.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.932164 del
might go to bed early


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.932165 del
>>932164
Too soon.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.932166 del
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Wanna pat


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.932167 del
>>932166
The duck was hybernated?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.932168 del
If the fellas get "Connection failed" error: reload the page.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.932169 del
>>932167
Comments said the duck might have been sick as they're hard to catch, but that could be crap. Good question. Do not know.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.932170 del
>>932169
Oh I see. Perhaps the duck wasn't frozen, "he was freezing out there in the -10".


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.932171 del
I watched HP Deathly Hollows 1, and I saw quite good acting performance from the 3 mains. And were couple of exciting scenes as well. Maybe the latter 3rd of the movie is quite good.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.932172 del
>>932164
might say goodnight


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.932173 del
>>932171
You can never have enough HP.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.932174 del
>>932173
I get em from Uncle Joe.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.932175 del
Back from building lego


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.932176 del
>>932175
Modern South Korean architecture?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.932177 del
>>932175
Well done, your skills are improving.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.932178 del
>>932176
No, Im (re)building the imperial star destroyer set I had when I was a kid


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.932179 del
there is korean knock off lego that is better than actual lego


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.932180 del
>>932179
Im using a vpn


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.932181 del
I used to enjoy lego when I was a kid. I liked to play with it creatively, not build it according to instructions.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.932182 del
>>932178
Good luck NEET.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.932183 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mBZGsRTT-PA [Embed]


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.932184 del
>>932183
YouTube said I am not allowed to watch it without Cruisey.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.932185 del
>>932181
Yet you have not read a book since you got a smartphone.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.932186 del
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
I AM DONE WITH PEOPLE
WE ARE CLOSED FOR CHRISTMAS
AND LAZY MOTHER FUCKERS THINK ITS FINE TO DROP THEIR BROKEN SHIT OFF JUST BEFORE CLOSE ON A FRIDAY AFTER NOONE
IF IT WAS IMPORTANT YOU SHOULD HAVE DROPPED IT OFF WHEN YOU BROKE IT LAST WEEK MOTHER FUCKER


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.932187 del
>>932186
Friday before Cringemass miracle.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.932188 del
>>932186
>JUST BEFORE CLOSE ON A FRIDAY AFTER NOONE
No one what?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.932189 del
>>932188
There are teams of people working toytry to decode these mysteries and get to the true meaning


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.932190 del
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>>932175
>>932181
Lego is good. Better than staring at the screen.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 10:07 [Preview] No.932191 del
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>>932185
Wrong.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.932192 del
forgot to eat fruit or vegies again today


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.932193 del
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>>932139
Do any neets besides nuro unironically believe people are being abducted by aliens?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.932194 del
>>932192
Try again tomorrow.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.932195 del
>>932193
Not just abducted butt probed as well.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.932196 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8lUza0qZ95s [Embed]


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.932197 del
Did a bunch of tidyin g
Drunk 2 litres of water
Having a zooper dooper in the cool zone


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.932198 del
Meshaegsd bill an hour ago and he hadntn responeed


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.932199 del
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time for this old boong to get some sleep, see you tomorrow neets


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.932200 del
>>932198
He's fast asleep.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.932201 del
>>932199
Goodnight.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.932202 del
If any neets are having problems posting, try closing and re-opening the tab.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.932203 del
>>932199
Good night NEET.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.932204 del
>>932197
>Drunk 2 litres of water
Big thirst.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.932205 del
Big serve of fruit and vegies first thing tomorrow morning, I mean it this time.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.932206 del
>>932186
Sucked in wagescum


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.932207 del
>>932205
I want to believe.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.932208 del
>>932205
Cherries and stone fruits would be nice. Maybe some pineapple.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.932209 del
>>932202
Del tree c worked for me


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.932210 del
>>932171
Ginger Ron gets to kissing on naked Hermione


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.932211 del
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NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.932212 del
VB Xtra longneck is 3.6 standoes and much easier to down than a red top. New contender


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.932213 del
>>932212
Is that the black label one or the red label one?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.932214 del
>>932211
Saar pig rear left


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.932215 del
>>932213
Red


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.932216 del
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Good night Chat.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.932217 del
still haven't fallen asleep, this is not good


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.932218 del
some day i going to lead a better life than this


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.932219 del
>>932217
It’s not
I need to get up at 4am


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 13:39 [Preview] No.932220 del
>>932198
Drunk weber


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.932221 del
"The west has fallen" *opens another 6 pack*


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.932222 del
Calculated colonoscopy


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.932223 del
>>932197
I hope it is done soon.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 18:39 [Preview] No.932224 del
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Hey fellas, movies at 2pm.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.932225 del
Endchan works on my phone (iOS safari) but my laptop (Firefox) gets stuck at the cloudflare thing


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.932226 del
>>932225
Edge on the laptop works


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.932227 del
(1.20 MB 576x1024 HQOKG_aP.mp4)


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.932228 del
>>932220
got some water in my alcohol system


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.932229 del
>>932227
Handsome fella.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.932230 del
>>932228
Add some Zooper Doopers, then when adequately hydrated get some Dolands.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.932231 del
>>932222
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.932232 del
>>932230
I am at Motherbats now.
She made me a raspberry and lemonade Chobani and vegemite on toast and a Rockstar punch.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.932233 del
>>932232
You are a very lucky NEET.


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NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.932235 del
fucking youtube jews at it again


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.932236 del
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NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.932237 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.932238 del
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Good Morning NEETs


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.932239 del
Who was that NEET on the matrix last night?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.932240 del
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>>932238
Hi Nuro. Why dont you try the local vegan restraunt next time with tommy? just dont let them gaslight you that the tofu soup should be cold when they serve you that shit.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.932241 del
>>932238
>>931897


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.932242 del
>>932241
Marn Weeby


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.932243 del
>>932239
it was me!


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.932244 del
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NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.932245 del
clogged her shitter and sprayed satay sauce up one side of the bowl


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.932246 del
>>932245
Has the smell reached her?


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.932247 del
I bet webby blames sweetie every time for the smell.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.932248 del
>>932246
she is in there with the dunny brush trying to right things


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.932249 del
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Good morning Chat.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.932250 del
>>932248
You need a sign for toilet liek
>an object whose velocity cannot be changed by pushing on it, which means it cannot accelerate


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.932251 del
>>932249
good morning zoomer neet


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.932252 del
forgot my headphones


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.932253 del
>>932227
Tids


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.932254 del
>>932222
Good one


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.932255 del
>>932253
want to suck on them under the missile toad


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.932256 del
>>932234
Arse


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.932257 del
>>932232
Give sweaty and bat a pat for me.
Also merry christmas.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.932258 del
>>932227
Her bobbies are getting bigger.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.932259 del
>>932258
Pregnant


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.932260 del
>>932259
Davo is gonna be a daddy


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.932261 del
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💜 SWEETY 💜


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.932262 del
>>932260
That will make all the NEETs uncles.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.932263 del
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Christmas bulking


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.932264 del
fuck, was meant to be out of here 2 hours ago, I can't even be unemployed properly, completely unsuited to holding down a job


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.932265 del
>>932262
And incestuous.


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.932266 del
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women walk around in summer in dainty underwear and it gets sweaty and smells interesting


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.932267 del
>>932266
The whole thing is haram


NEET 12/20/2024 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.932268 del
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Cruisey taking out one of his mongs he has trained to find truffles.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.932269 del
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Today's reading from Job 3

“Why is light given to those in misery,
and life to the bitter of soul,
21 to those who long for death that does not come,
who search for it more than for hidden treasure,
22 who are filled with gladness
and rejoice when they reach the grave?
23 Why is life given to a man
whose way is hidden,
whom God has hedged in?
24 For sighing has become my daily food;
my groans pour out like water.
25 What I feared has come upon me;
what I dreaded has happened to me.
26 I have no peace, no quietness;
I have no rest, but only turmoil.”


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.932270 del
>>932268
Lucky bugger.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.932271 del
>>932269
>my groans pour out like water
I can relate to this.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.932272 del
>>932269
Sounds like brendan fraiser monolog


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.932273 del
>>932271
the love of a good women will appease all maladies
>>932272
Job was indeed justed


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.932274 del
Dropped Sweetie at the boarding kennel. Went to Big W. Waiting for Motherbat to do a pee and then going to the bottle shop and getting a pepper pie.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.932275 del
>>932274
I didn't know they sold pepper pies in bottle shops now. Enjoy.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:25 [Preview] No.932276 del
>>932275
I can rent dvd's at my bottleshop.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.932277 del
>>932276
Cheap DVDs?


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Good Morning NEETs

Phone has been unplugged. In the cool zone. Holidays have now started.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.932279 del
>>932277
$2 weekly rentals, new releases are $6 but it goes down to $4 if you buy enough goon.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.932280 del
>>932279
I have a voucher for ten weeklies for $10


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.932281 del
had to get a curry pie


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.932282 del
>>932281
Was it good?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.932283 del
>>932279
>>932280
Where do I find my local one?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.932284 del
~ comfy disabled dunny day ~


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.932285 del
>>932284
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x7XFafi4IGo [Embed]


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.932286 del
>>932282
It was alright.
Motherbat had heard rumours that the baker was looking to sell a while back. Today's pie tasted the same, but the pastry was flakier on top and not as firm on the bottom, making m think they did sell up or at least got a new apprentice or something.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.932287 del
Could also be the baker doing a DILIGAF on the last weekend before Christmas


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.932288 del
Having a longneck of stdout


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.932289 del
DILLIGAF MY ADIDAS


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.932290 del
>>932286
>making m think they did sell up or at least got a new apprentice or something.
Could be guks transforming it.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.932291 del
>>932290
One of the usual White girls served me. Guks would have sacked everybody and installed family members.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.932292 del
guks buying a German bakery
the very thought is giving me the vapours


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.932293 del
>>932292
It's enough to make you shit your Sunday pants.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.932294 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ccs7JqjWKYY [Embed]


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.932295 del
There were shouting matches in Trump's office and he shit his pants. Everyone could smell it. He just kept screaming "BRING ME NURO" over and over.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.932296 del
>>932283
It's the secret bottleshop


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.932297 del
Afternoon niggas. Tuna and peas for lunch.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.932298 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lALMdJf6UUE [Embed]
The black comedy Saltburn (2023 will be tonight's movie, chosen by ausneets's foremost kino experts. 7pm AEDT.

download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Saltburn.2023.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX].mp4


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.932299 del
>>932297
>Tuna
may as well do mercury shots right out of thermometer


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.932300 del
I wanna be sedated


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.932301 del
>>932300
Great song and me too.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.932302 del
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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.932303 del
>>932302
I bet nuro has a setup like this on his ebike


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.932304 del
what's the best sort of lunch to help a pre-diabetic executive get sleepy and have an afternoon nap? Something with lots of carbs...


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.932306 del
>>932305
Handsome fella.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.932307 del
>>932302
A good setup.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.932308 del
>>931815
Don't forget Shiban's movies will be on soon neets.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.932309 del
Electric Dreams starts in 20 mins.
After Sneakers.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Right now, watching DPA. Elon said AfD is the way forward for Germany. German politicians are enraged.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.932310 del
Captain Blackbeard Radio Episode 9 is on.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.932311 del
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I keep shitting my pants
.. and i d k


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.932312 del
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and i d k
might .. might shit them again


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.932313 del
the Datura is finally wearing off after a dozen years


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.932314 del
>>932311
The poo gods have you.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.932315 del
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Finally finished the lego build. Missing some guns but everything else is there. Fucking time consuming


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.932316 del
>>932315
Good job, fella!
You might wanna buy a bucket of assorted lego pieces and just build stuff.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.932317 del
>>932316
Its alright, I have plenty of lego already


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.932318 del
>>932315
Looks really good, how long is it neet?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.932319 del
>>932269
This is Gods will.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.932320 del
>>932304
Boiled veggies. Carbs are sugar.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.932321 del
>>932317
Looking forward to your next build then.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.932322 del
>>932315
Cool


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.932323 del
Went for a wage and a drive.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.932324 del
Time to do some drugs.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.932325 del
>>932318
Its about 60cm or 23 inches


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.932326 del
>>932315
Noice.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.932327 del
>>932324
Legal ones?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.932328 del
>>932315
Well done NEET. Good job.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.932329 del
>>932323
Welcome back.

>>932324
You've earned them.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.932330 del
"A woman whose parents have been in prison says that Luigi's tapered fade, shave and freshly threaded eyebrows yesterday were a signal from other inmates that he has jailhouse support and to remind correctional officers to treat him well."


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.932331 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HAE3v1tYKso [Embed]


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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.932334 del
If you yell hey siri, or alexa etc, would that make everyones phones wake up?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.932335 del
>>932334
If they enabled voice assistant when it is locked and if the voice assistant is not trained on their voice.


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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.932337 del
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DISC DREAMIN’


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.932338 del
>>932337
Is that thing your new autism watch?


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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.932340 del
Made in China


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.932341 del
>>932337
Based.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.932342 del
Cruisey tried to involve I and Possum in a complicated scheme involving shipping chinese knock off appliances to india once but we declined due to moral reasons.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.932343 del
>>932342
Do you think you could have made some nice coin?


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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.932345 del
Nuro has to buy a new packet of AA batteries for his discman every night.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.932346 del
>>932345
What does he do with the old batteries?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.932347 del
>>932345
Rechargeable?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.932348 del
>>932343
Probably but it would have been dirty dirty money.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.932349 del
>>932348
>dirty dirty money
Tugger dick oil dirty?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.932350 del
>>932346
Makes fashionable jewelry out of them for the homeless.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.932351 del
>>932350
A man who gives back to the people.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.932352 del
>>932346
He throws them into the ocean


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.932353 del
>>932352
A man who gives back to the sea.


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>>932338
I would not bother lugging it around if it was not clearly the best sounding source I have. And it’s 16/44.1 fucks sake. New IEMs are massive upgrade and that new monocrystaline cable was $300 alone.
>>932341
BASADO!
>>932346
No the disc dream is 2024 tech. It has a 10hr runtime with the lithium pack and USBC fast charging
>>932347
Yes.
>>932352
Nigga I even put my ciggie butts in my empty drink bottle

Fresh breeze blowing, champagne and oxy flowing. Winning at life NEETs.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.932355 del
>>932353
The whales love em.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.932356 del
>>932354
Based.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.932357 del
Hey NEETs did you hear that nuros monosodium crabble cost $300!


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.932358 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hjgBODJ1tJo [Embed]


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.932359 del
A scent of garlic bread
drifts by on the wind
a sigh is heard
The lone NEET
sheds a single unseen tear


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.932360 del
>>932359
Drifting by,
Clouds, goodbye
Taken by life
Stricken by strife.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.932361 del
>>932357
Haven't played scrabble for a while.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.932362 del
>>932298
Exciting times ahead.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.932363 del
>>932359
>>932360
very nice


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.932364 del
Damn what a banger. I loved this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bpBc-yJjUtk [Embed]


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.932365 del
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What new year's resolutions are you thinking about neets?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.932366 del
>>932359
Whimsical.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.932367 del
>>932365
1920*1080


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.932368 del
>>932365
I am going to turn it all around. Everything.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.932369 del
>>932365
I am going to become a detective and solve supernatural crimes.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.932370 del
>>932367
sensiblechuckle.avi


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.932371 del
>>932365
Might become a novellist. Use chatgpt to write 95% of the story, and the vanity press to self publish.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.932372 del
ffs she has the wrong monster in the fridge again


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.932373 del
>>932371
Get done for plagiarism as ChatGPT is just regurgitating other novels it has read.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.932374 del
I have the right monster in my pants.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.932375 del
>>932373
nobody will care, that negress managed to become president of harvard in spite of endless plagiarism, and only got into trouble when she started criticising israel.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.932376 del
>>932373
Such as all the novelists ever.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.932377 del
>>932374
Do you think it'll flush?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.932378 del
>>932372
Is it a manticore?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.932379 del
>>932372
Which one did she get?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.932380 del
>>932379
black sugar-free one
tastes like cat piss


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.932381 del
>>932378
That was the badies boat in Golden Eye


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.932382 del
6 pack of mercury hards (12) + red top (3.4) + stubbie of tiger beer (1.3)
Wagon tomorrow


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.932383 del
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Movie in 1 hour neets
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.932384 del
>>932381
That was a skank yacht wan't it?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.932385 del
>>932382
Monk you fucking mad lad


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.932386 del
>>932383
That purple bum looks nice.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.932387 del
>>932365
I will also be building a boat. A model rc boat, that I will design myself and post pictures of here.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.932388 del
>>932387
I look forward to seeing this.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.932389 del
>>932382
>Wagon tomorrow
Sounds do-able.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.932390 del
>>932382
>stubbie of tiger beer
For the jungle bunny rape fantasy?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.932391 del
It's 37 degrees
Might have a choof and an iced coffee


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.932392 del
>>932391
You've earned them NEET.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.932393 del
>>932391
You've earned it!


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.932394 del
>>932335
>trained on their voice.
Ah, didnt know it did that


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.932395 del
>>932365
Work harder this year so I can afford to take twice as many drugs. Not even Joking.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.932396 del
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Nasty bit of Christmas weather coming up.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.932397 del
>>932353
Heh


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.932398 del
>>932395
You need to set yourself bigger goals. It is time to find a partner and settle down.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.932399 del
>>932398
The drugs are his partner


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.932400 del
>>932372
Punch rosa to the face


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.932401 del
>>932396
We have 2 more 39+ days ahead but then down to 22 for Christmas.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.932402 del
>>932391
It'll curdle and produce farts


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.932403 del
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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.932404 del
>>932395
Genuinely based. Start billing more to the work card and pay more for a dodgier accountant.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.932405 del
>>932390
It's only a stubby, not a long neck.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.932406 del
>>932405
You have to work with what you've got.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.932407 del
>>932398
IGA will wait for him.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.932408 del
>>932407
FOREVOR


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.932409 del
>>932396
Time to crank the cool zone up.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.932410 del
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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.932411 del
>>932398
We all need a lizard lady.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.932412 del
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>>932406
Chug it!


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.932413 del
>>932402
Imagine the smell.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.932414 del
>>932403
Looking good neet.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.932415 del
>>932410
Makes me think of that Indian lady Shitey was having relations with.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.932416 del
They say Cruisey abuses drugs but it's not true he is actually very nice to them.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.932417 del
>>932415
May he rest in peace.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.932418 del
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>>932410


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.932419 del
>>932417
He is getting wanked off by angels now.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.932420 del
>>932418
good pepes


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.932421 del
>>932418
Me in black


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.932422 del
I think I said at the beginining of the year I would paint at least 10 miniatures a month this year.
I have done 38 and have another 4 half painted.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.932423 del
>>932416
👆


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.932424 del
>>932422
That is a pretty good effort NEET.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.932425 del
>>932422
Well done NEET.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.932426 del
>>932425
>>932424
Thank you NEETs.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.932427 del
>>932422
Thats good neet, I'm sure it is very intricate work to do.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.932428 del
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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.932429 del
>>932416
The drugs abuse cruisey


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.932430 del
>>932422
Thats pretty good.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.932431 del
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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.932432 del
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(97.22 KB 507x434 costco.png)


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.932433 del
I finished Annihilation by Michel Houellebecq. His latest novel. It wasn't very good.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.932434 del
>>932432
I like these Pepes.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.932435 del
I am reading Sherlock Holmes now. The complete collection.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.932436 del
>>932435
Good stuff.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.932437 del
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Ready.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.932438 del
i had a complete works of arfur conan doyle book once
he wrote other stories about boxing and the macabre etc


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.932439 del
>>932435
They are quite good stories.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.932440 del
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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.932441 del
>>932440
It is good to see another NEET with an interest in the depression/trauma memes.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.932442 del
>>932440
I have about half of those.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.932443 del
I was never called gifted. Maybe I was but no-one noticed.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.932444 del
>>932443
I think you're gifted NEET.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.932445 del
Had my choof
Stoned now
World is better place


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.932446 del
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Get in here neets, it's movie time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.932447 del
Arse Gratia Autismus


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.932448 del
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>>932444
Thank you.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.932449 del
>>932445
Watch the moofie if not doing already.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.932450 del
gonna get on the magnesium glycinate tomorrow


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.932451 del
>>932443
You're a very special neet.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.932452 del
>>932450
That will fix everything NEET. Complete turnaround.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.932453 del
>>932452
I want to believe.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.932454 del
>>932453
It only works if you believe.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.932455 del
>>932454
👽


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.932456 del
>>932454
t. david ducknovy


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.932457 del
Why are so many jews involved with ufos? Surely one of you nazi neets must have an answer.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.932458 del
>>932457
I'm not a nazi neet, I'm a Dan neet.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.932459 del
>>932450
It knocks me out like nothing else. I'll restock mine tomorrow, might start taking more again, double my dose, along with chamomile


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.932460 del
>>932457
I'm a bit nazi neet maybe the jews are half aliens or something


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.932461 del
>>932440
I always found that
>easily bored
part nonsensical. If the person is gifted he'll easily find things to get occupied with and won't be bored.
I can imagine a gifted person not doing well with monotony, liek standing at an assembly line doing the same shit 8 hours straight.
So not nonsensical but at least at sloppy take.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.932462 del
Might get the hammock out then have a swim with my red top

>>932450
me too


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.932463 del
>>932462
Comfy summer lifestyle.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.932464 del
>>932461
I find certain bleep bloop work boring after I understand it and have done it for some time


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.932465 del
All right I reached the
>reads wikipedia articles
point. What a load of diarrhea.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.932466 del
>>932465
I read a wikipedia article on diarrhea once.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.932467 del
>>932466
you should replace the article photo with tubgirl


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.932468 del
Anal rape


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.932469 del
>>932467
Smart.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.932470 del
I posted the 'get this shit off my screen' tubgirl meme in reply to a company email once when I was younger and sillier


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.932471 del
>>932470
Did it generate many laughs?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.932472 del
>>932471
yeah and a formal warning (one of about twenty I received)


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.932473 del
>>932472
Was there a common theme for the formal warnings?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.932474 del
>>932473
other than me being an abrasive tool and everybody else being a soft cunt? no


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.932475 del
>>932354
Are those IEM's more pointy than the last ones?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.932476 del
>>932315
Sorry I took the guns for my lego gun train


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.932477 del
>>932476
bad neet


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.932478 del
>>932477
I'm not a bad NEET. You can have them back, sorry about the teeth marks.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.932479 del
For the NEETs needing a reprieve after the event tonight here is a relaxing tune
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hAx6mYeC6pY [Embed]


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.932480 del
There were a few chewed lego pieces in my collection.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.932481 del
My little brother bit the heads off most of my star wars figures


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.932482 del
>>932480
Full of vitamins and trace minerals.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.932483 del
>>932474
They should have referred you to psychological help rather than just issuing more warnings.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.932484 del
That guy in the movie might not have even been gay


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.932485 del
>>932481
Must have been very upsetting.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.932486 del
>>932484
He was gay+


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.932487 del
>>932486
He might have just been pretending as part of his evil plot


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.932489 del
back on the youtube movie recaps, far prefer them to watching movies


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.932490 del
>>932488
So he murdered them all and now he's banging hot tiktok girls?
What a legend


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.932491 del
Dozens or nordy tabs open


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.932492 del
>>932491
Big session.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.932493 del
>>932491
Fag of bi pron?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.932494 del
>>932493
Giantess vore


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.932495 del
I bet Barry does Olive next


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.932496 del
bought one of those draught blockers for the bottom of my door because I'm afraid of spiders getting in through there


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.932497 del
>>932495
His career hasn't fallen that low yet.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No.932498 del
Damn that NEET for making me look up blonde tiktok whores


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.932499 del
>>932498
Literally forced your hand.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.932500 del
I'd pay big money to fugg asa akiras bunghole


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.932501 del
>>932500
She looks a bit alien hybrid.
It's those ads from back on 8chan got into your brain.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.932502 del
The Alien Overlord rubbed his evil hands together , "Good good Stage one of the plan is complete, soon the NEETs shall be our slaves".


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.932503 del
I can't believe nuro is dead


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.932504 del
RIP sweet prince
Too pure for this goshdarned vile world
We will never see his like again
Condolences to iga


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.932505 del
Rape


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.932506 del
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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.932507 del
Consensual hand holding.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:24 [Preview] No.932508 del
Goth bussy 🤤


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.932509 del
A juicy hole stretched out by BIG BLACK COCKS


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.932510 del
I thought I was the only sentence in the story that night.
That is, until I read that there was a second sentence.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.932511 del
I feel like a gay man's dildo right now


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.932512 del
>>932501
Haha


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.932513 del
>>932512
Hehe


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.932514 del
Sovngarde awaits me


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.932515 del
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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.932516 del
sneeeeeeeeeed


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.932517 del
Jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells 🌟


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.932518 del
>>932515
Heh


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 18:30 [Preview] No.932520 del
>>932504
Beautiful.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.932521 del
>>932519
Handsome fella.


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Good morning. I hate Indians.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.932523 del
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Me n Davo picked up last night


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.932524 del
N 1 66 3 R
PDF Files
/ASSNERDS/


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.932525 del
Should have driven a removalist van here with all the shit she wants to take back to Lizbef.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.932526 del
>>932525
You could have borrowed that truck Cruisey uses with crane to transport the heavy mongs.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.932527 del
>>932503
>>932504
Can't believe they're both gone.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.932528 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.932529 del
Good morning neets. Going to fix everything today. For real this time.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.932530 del
>>932529
Good morning NEET. Good luck.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.932531 del
Watching a video of a guy walking around a polish mall. Full of white people, unbelievable.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.932532 del
>>932531
Many femboys insight?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.932533 del
Feel safe every time I look at my under door blocker.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.932534 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cK2WNlj6kR0 [Embed]

Tonight on womboflix will be Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004), where they team up with Jim Gordon. 7pm AEDT.

download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Harry.Potter.and.the.Prisoner.of.Azkaban.2004.1080p.BrRip.x264.YIFY.mp4


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.932535 del
>>932534
Harry Poofter last night and Harry Potter tonight. I am very excited.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.932537 del
Gut Mooring n00ts


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.932538 del
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NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.932539 del
going to the shopping centre early to look for some chrissie pressies. Any ideas on what I could get my mummybot?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.932540 del
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Meanwhile in san francisco


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.932541 del
>>932539
That NEET a few threads or so ago had a few good idea like Dummies how to use Microsoft book, which sounded like a good one.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.932542 del
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>>932540
Life imitating art.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.932543 del
>>932539
>>932541
I mean this one >>931032


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.932544 del
>>932535
I lol'd.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.932545 del
>>932540
The year of acceptance is almost over.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.932546 del
God morning NEETs.
I have been house sitting for my brother and he gets back tonight so I have to give the place a good clean today.
Fortunately it is a small place, unfortunately it will be 39 degrees.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.932547 del
>>932545
I refuse to accept this.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.932548 del
Cum everywhere.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.932549 del
>>932546
open all the doors and windows and spray pine scent to keep the boongs out


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.932550 del
I cant recall ever seeing a boong in a pine forest


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.932551 del
>>932549
I am airing the place out now and his suburb has very few boongs.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.932552 del
Real estate should give suburbs a boong rating
1. You will never see a boong
2. You will only see boongs at the shops at nights
3. Frequent boong sightings
4. Your neighbours are boongs
5. You are a boong


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.932553 del
>>932552
we need this data, it has many applications particularly in the liquor sales and porn industries


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.932554 del
>>932548
Big load?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.932555 del
>>932553
I would think most NEETs live in the 3-4 zone.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.932556 del
>>932553
👆💯


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.932557 del
>>932513
Hoho


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.932558 del
>>932554
Dunno. Just put it in my undies and let it go.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.932559 del
>>932515
lol


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.932560 del
>>932555
I am 1 and 5.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.932561 del
>>932533
You forgot about the gaps around the windows.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.932562 del
>>932555
This board goes up to level 5 around lunch when the day drinkers wake up.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.932563 del
>>932552
That is a good list.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.932564 del
I worked with a guy who lived in a housos boong suburb who told me that once some young boongs offered him a 25 of really good hydro to drive them 4 blocks to the bottlo for a goon cask.
When he asked why they were buying goon when they had great buds they said "Ah you know how it is bro".


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.932565 del
>>932395
> killing yourself faster while paying more for my cenno

Works for me


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.932566 del
>>932564
>they said "Ah you know how it is bro".
Everyone needs their medicine Dan.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.932567 del
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Goood Morning NEETos


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.932568 del
>>932566
The boongs were paying tribute to their lord.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.932569 del
>>932567
Based.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.932570 del
Severely woed


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:44 [Preview] No.932571 del
>>932570
>>932566


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.932572 del
2025 should be the year of intolerance.
Or maybe flatulence.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.932573 del
>>932562
Its about to get much more indigenous.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.932574 del
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>>932552
>You are the boong
When you get that coveted house location right next to a ampol station.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.932575 del
>physically ok
>mentalLY COMPLETELY FUCKED
is there a medical term for my condition?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.932576 del
>>932575
JUST


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.932577 del
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>The patient has been diagnosed with acute JUSTitis.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.932578 del
>>932575
You're just as normal as what I am.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.932579 del
>>932552
kek


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.932580 del
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Good morning Chat.


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.932581 del
>>932580
Marn

You get the happiness thing?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.932582 del
>>932574
I wonder who paints their bellies do they do it themselves or paint each other?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.932583 del
Do boongs have professional belly painters?


NEET 12/21/2024 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.932584 del
>>932583
I think they just roll around in the old campfire ashes.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.932585 del
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Lizzy MacGuire was, IS ..
is a gr8 show


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.932586 del
>>932585
she hit the wall long ago


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.932587 del
I think a few people from whirlpool would fit in here nicely.
>when I told the hospital room specialist that I checked my prostate every month – with a soapy thumb, he was flabbergasted and said 'WHY!?!?!?'


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.932588 del
>>932587
>'I like the SMELL', I answered, not untruthfully


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.932589 del
>>932587
Everyone on whirlpool thumbs their bumholes.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.932590 del
>tfw I should do things but I had a choof


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.932591 del
>>932590
The things will wait NEET.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.932592 del
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>>932588


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.932593 del
>>932585
I'm stuck in the 2000s, probably always will be.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.932594 del
>>932590
Me too


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.932595 del
I've been playing Empire total War again recently and I keep forgetting that if you don't flog india early on they unite and zerg swarm Europe in the 1760s or so.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.932596 del
>>932595
>1760s
I would say from the early 2000s onwards


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.932597 del
>>932596
That's because the British flogged them.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.932598 del
Going to do the things when I finish this cuppa.
Shave,shower,washing on,dust,vaccuum and mop.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 01:08 [Preview] No.932599 del
>>932598
Good luck neet. I'd post a picture of some anime girl cheering but I'm too fucking lazy to search my pics folder, so just pretend I did and imagine one.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 01:10 [Preview] No.932600 del
>>932599
It's the thought that counts


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.932601 del
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>>932593
>>932586
Hillary Duff m8$
FUCK


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.932603 del
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>>932601
>>932602


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.932604 del
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NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.932605 del
Weeeeeeee


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.932606 del
Feel like life is a train, and I fell asleep on it for too long and woke up in the wrong decade.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.932607 del
Feel like life has run a train on me.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.932608 del
>>932607
Gape-way Express.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.932609 del
>>932606
``He is a man in the world but he is not a man of the world,,


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.932610 del
I'm naked


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.932611 del
>>932610
And then?


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.932612 del
I have done all the things, it is hard work cleaning in the heat.
Aircon is now on and I can be NEET again.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.932613 del
>>932612
Well done.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.932615 del
>>932614
Wanna go there.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.932616 del
>>932615
Laying on the ground eating subway cookies under pic 1


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.932617 del
>>932616
Me under your arm


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.932618 del
>>932614
>>932616
Beautiful. Lovely day for it.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.932619 del
>>932614
That looks like a noice place , awesome.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.932620 del
>>932614
That middle picture is perfect for a Pepe meme


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.932621 del
>>932611
>>932608


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.932622 del
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I feel completely disconnected from this generation and what's happening with normalfags.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sgpTnx-4yyc [Embed]


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.932623 del
I AM
A MAN
OF
CONSTANT
SORROW


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.932624 del
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>>932622
I only like this clip from that show


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.932625 del
>>932614
Looks like a nice spot.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.932626 del
>>932623
Even after a good feed?


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.932627 del
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>got some youtube videos on how to raise your motivation and focus
>can't be fucked watching them


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.932628 del
>>932627
Possum once asked me if I thought smoking choof made people ignorant and apathetic and I told him I don't know and i don't care.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.932629 del
I just had a look at the thread for this time last year.
Can't believe it's a year since we watched blue Eyed Samurai.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.932630 del
>>932629
I cant remember watching that


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.932631 del
>>932630
It was pretty good and i expected it to be bad.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.932632 del
>>932629
And they still haven't produced a second season, lazy french fucks
>>932630
You need to choof less
>>932630
that's what I was going to say


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.932633 del
>>932631
Me too.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.932634 del
>>932632
Fucking french, they finally do something right and then stop.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.932635 del
>>932626
Lately, and especially after a good feed I am to become so unfortunate
I am waiting for a pale white horse for I have given up on finding a good woman


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.932636 del
>>932635
>waiting for a pale white horse
Executive rated horse?


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.932637 del
>>932635
Will you marry the horse?


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.932638 del
>>932636
Would need to be a Clydesdale.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.932639 del
I don't know how I feel about NEET/horse relationships tbh.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.932640 del
>>932637
To make it official he will have to.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.932641 del
>>932639
Imagine the wank station.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.932642 del
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YEAAAAAAAAH


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.932643 del
>>932642
Based.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.932644 del
>>932635
What about a pale white arse on a bike instead?


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.932645 del
>>932644
An eeb could carry both but will put a heavy strain on the battery.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.932646 del
>>932645
They'd look sweet upon the seat of an eeb built for two


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.932647 del
My brother has been in Japan for 3 weeks.
He said the cities freaked him out a bit with how huge and loud and busy they are but out of the cities was good and he enjoyed Osaka castle.
He's not a weeb either he just visits a different bit of the world every few years.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.932648 del
>>932647
I admire him for going. I am too scared to go somewhere they don't speak English.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.932649 del
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NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.932650 del
>>932631
When did we watch fantomas? Id watch that again.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.932651 del
>>932647
Is he going to all the tourist sites?


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.932652 del
>>932650
Fantomas is not not fun anymore when you watch it and realise everyone is Fantomas

t. Fantomas


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.932653 del
>>932649
Me throwing one of the spars.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.932654 del
>>932636
>>932637
>>932638
>>932639
>>932640
>>932641
dear fellows the horse I speak of is death
and hell will follow with him


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.932655 del
>>932652
>t. Fantomas
Not the Cringemass miracle I was expecting.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.932656 del
>>932654
Well that doesn't sound like much fun.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.932657 del
>>932649
lol niggers


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.932658 del
>>932656
very well
I will once again overclock my perception of reality to hack the engine of intent manifest
for sucking and fucking
here here they will say
and I will have the countenance of the people


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.932659 del
>>932642
swimming between the flags is for fags


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.932661 del
>>932659
>flags is for fags
What about the bi?


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.932662 del
>>932651
I think he did a 2 week guided tour and then wandered for a week.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.932663 del
>>932661
They are just fags that lie


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.932664 del
>>932663
>fags that lie
With the bi of fag?


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.932665 del
>>932654
You should ride some pale whores instead it might cheer you up.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.932666 del
>>932662
Awesome. That sounds good


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.932667 del
>>932665
yes m8
the answer to all of the problems of men
I am however of low status and even lesser means


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.932668 del
>>932667
Have a big wank then.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.932670 del
>>932665
he couldn't afford pale ones, only brown ones are within a neet's budget


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.932671 del
>>932670
Tugger ones?


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.932672 del
Big day.
Bill came around at 4pm.
Got Motherbat a pidser for dindins.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.932673 del
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Harry Potter 3 (2004) in 1 hour neets https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.932675 del
>>932672
>Got Motherbat a pidser for dindins.
What topping does she like?


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.932677 del
>>932672
Enjoy your pizza neet.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.932678 del
>>932675
We went halves in an Ozzi Supreme with chicken.
> tomato sauce, cheese, ham, bacon, pepperoni, mushroom, capsicum, pineapple, onion


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.932679 del
>>932678
That sounds good.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.932680 del
>>932673
Harry Potter and the 20 Year old Movie


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.932681 del
>>932678
Noice


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.932682 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-20/nt-courts-to-remain-operational-over-christmas-arrests-prisons/104750640
Crime has gone up so much in NT recently that the courts don't get a christmas break.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.932683 del
>>932661
didnt you see the fag flag on the rescue board?
normies and fags swim in the flags


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.932684 del
Real NEETs can't swim.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.932685 del
bum full of cum


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.932686 del
>>932685
https://youtube.com/watch?v=myM8nHMq4AQ [Embed]


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.932687 del
Nuro beat Weber in a game of Risk once.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.932688 del
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Forgot about this banger
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x9L5K04VgkI [Embed]


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.932689 del
>>932687
r i p
I am going to miss that cunt


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.932690 del
>>932689
When is their memorial


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.932691 del
>>932690
There won't be one
nuro tracked iga down and killed iga then himself so there will only be a small obituary released


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.932692 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.932693 del
>>932691
Many such cases.


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.932695 del
>>932691
woe


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.932696 del
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Get in here you boongs, it's time for harry potter: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.932698 del
>>932696
I LOVE HP


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.932699 del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.932700 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.932702 del
last


NEET 12/22/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.932703 del
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>>932660
>>932660
>>932660
>>932660

YELLOW HIGH HEELS


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