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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

solidneet@protonmail.com



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NEET General #893 - NEETwave Edition NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 01:47 [Preview] No. 907808 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Which instrument would you NEETs want to play in the NEET band?

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NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.908683 del
>>908681
Good night.


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.908684 del
>>908683
good night


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.908685 del
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Olivebros...say it isn't so!


NEET 10/10/2024 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.908687 del
nice try, chud



NEET General #892 - Happy Groundhog Day Edition NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No. 906696 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is it a long weekend for you NEETs? What are your plans?
Do you resemble a groundhog in some ways?

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NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.907810 del
CHRONIC CHAMOMILE POISONING


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.907811 del
BACK SEAT TUG


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.907812 del
SQUEEZED CANNOLI


NEET 10/08/2024 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.907813 del
CHOPPER NAVIGATION ERROR


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NEET General #891 - Trolley Edition NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No. 905727 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do any of you NEETs ever take your feet off the ground and take a ride on the shopping trolley?

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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.906804 del
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NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.906808 del
FOR


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.906809 del
FUCKS


NEET 10/04/2024 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.906810 del
SAKE


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NEET General #890 - Mic Drop Edition NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No. 904635 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever had a "mic drop" moment irl? Tell us about it please.

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NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.905734 del
TOLD TO LEAVE THE TUGGER


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.905735 del
BUM RASH


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.905736 del
>>905730
Night babe


NEET 10/02/2024 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.905737 del
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NEET General #889 - Gaol Edition NEET 09/27/2024 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No. 903655 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have any of your relatives gone to gaol before?

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NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.904706 del
BAD HOME DOMESTIC VIOLENCE INCIDENTS


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.904707 del
I WALKED INTO THE CUPBOARD DOOR


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.904708 del
HELEN DEATH COVERUP?


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.904709 del
DID PENNY EVEN EXIST?


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NEET General #888 - Free Ducks Edition NEET 09/25/2024 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No. 902558 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How many mallards have you NEETs taken from the park?

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NEET 09/27/2024 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.903650 del
>>903649
poofterball


NEET 09/27/2024 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.903651 del
BUM RASH


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NEET 09/27/2024 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.903654 del
Totsl niggdr death



NEET General #887 - Nuggo Cranium Edition NEET 09/22/2024 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No. 901563 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Which fast food restaurant do you NEETs reckon does the best nuggoes?

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NEET 09/25/2024 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.902657 del
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BUM RASH


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NEET General #886 - Elusive Edition NEET 09/20/2024 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No. 900567 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you one of the fabled "elusive" NEETs? Or even one of the "nameless" NEETs? Make yourself known please.

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NEET 09/22/2024 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.901608 del
CONFUSED DEMENTIA NEETS


NEET 09/22/2024 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.901610 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 09/22/2024 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.901611 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/22/2024 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.901612 del
FIN



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NEET General #885 - Stone Tablets Edition NEET 09/18/2024 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No. 899546 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Should he have chiselled out that apology?

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NEET 09/20/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.900583 del
Nuttin to do. Garn make a stew.


NEET 09/20/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.900584 del
BUM RASH


NEET 09/20/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.900585 del
>>900568
Ausneets had to end sooner or later. Gentlemen, it's been an honour posting with you. Farewell.


NEET 09/20/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.900586 del
>>900582
The gape has you.


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