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You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.


Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET 11/24/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.776323 del
If you want to become the BO and you're still sane.
Email ausneets2 [[ @ ]] protonmail.com



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NEET General #809 - Bad Boi Box Edition NEET 02/29/2024 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No. 822537 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How often do you bully and cheat and sneak, NEETs?
What treats do you give yourself when you get away with it? Whores, Smokes, Goons or Drugz? Lets Make a list of /ausneets/ approved bad ass rewards
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NEET 03/02/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.823017 del
>>823016
Unproductive day. Everything feels too big to start. Sundowners.


NEET 03/02/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.823018 del
>>823017
You need standards.


NEET 03/02/2024 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.823019 del
>>823018
For sleep?™️


NEET 03/02/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.823020 del
>>823017
just do the smallest possible bit on the simplest task


NEET 03/02/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.823021 del
>>823019
Yes, that is medicinal use. Nothing to do with being an alco.



NEET General #808 - Going Somewhere Edition NEET 02/27/2024 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No. 821501 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is it going to take, specifically, for you to improve your life this year?

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NEET 03/01/2024 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.822571 del
Womboflix will be playing Dune 2 the day it comes out on torrent, but I don't expect that for a while. We will also run Dune 1 the week before.


NEET 03/01/2024 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.822572 del
>>822569
Just leave me behind. I've lost the will to live.


NEET 03/01/2024 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.822573 del
CAN SOMEONE CARRY ME TO THE CHOPPAH I AM LAZY


NEET 03/01/2024 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.822574 del
>>822571
Should show the old Dune too


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NEET General #807 - Goyslop Edition NEET 02/25/2024 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No. 820508 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This thread is officially dedicated to the neets' favourite kind of foods. Post 'em if you got 'em.

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NEET 02/28/2024 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.821566 del
GOYSLOP 4 LUNCH


NEET 02/28/2024 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.821567 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/28/2024 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.821570 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 02/28/2024 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.821571 del
FIN.



NEET General #806 - Dawn of a new era Edition NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No. 819541 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What does the future hold for our beloved board?

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NEET 02/26/2024 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.820552 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/26/2024 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.820553 del
POWERFUL STRAIN


NEET 02/26/2024 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.820554 del
>>820549
idk even know who sage neet is


NEET 02/26/2024 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.820555 del
GAME OVER


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NEET General #805 - Frugality Edition NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No. 818481 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
One of the most important lessons I've ever learned about being a neet is that a dollar saved is a dollar I don't have to get a job to earn. Therefore I've decided to make admission to this thread FREE - all you have to do is leave one useful tip for saving money, and you'll be allowed to post on here.

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NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.819557 del
>>819550
Let me rephrase that, Lord_Nuro


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.819558 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.819559 del
LOVE


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NEET 02/24/2024 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.819562 del
>frog



NEET General #804 - Genius Edition NEET 02/18/2024 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No. 817507 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Would you NEETs consider yourselves to be one of history's greatest minds?
How well do you acquit yourself on Twitter Spaces?

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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.818556 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH


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10 PRINT BUM RASH

20 GOTO 10

RUN

BUM RASH
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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.818558 del
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GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! GO FOR IT!


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NEET 02/21/2024 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.818561 del
STINKY PECKER

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NEET General #803 - Whine for a Moofie Edition NEET 02/16/2024 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No. 816538 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The NEETs are wanting a moofie night and are getting vocal. Cruisey's silly Harry Potter joke wont cut it for long and wombo had better get his act together before trouble comes to the bored.
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NEET 02/18/2024 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.817551 del
Questions for Canopus


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I don't think you can see Antares from the southern hemisphere. Also not sure about Formalhaut. Will have a look tonight.
Need a new celestial mythos for the southern hemisphere.


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CUM SPLASH


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BUM RASH



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NEET General #802 - Mantra Edition NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No. 815531 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs have a personal mantra you chant during meditation sessions?

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NEET 02/16/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.816544 del
MOOFIE


NEET 02/16/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.816545 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/16/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.816546 del
MOOVIE


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FILIM


NEET 02/16/2024 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.816548 del
KINO



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NEET General #801 - Dry Spell Edition NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No. 814531 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How long is your current dry spell NEETs?
Do you see much hope of ending it?

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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.815543 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.815544 del
the laughing reaction gifs are indeed very feminine and gay
too dyslexic to use words properly


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BUM RASH


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