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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36:42 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34:36 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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NEET General #652 - Door Knobs Edition NEET 02/01/2023 (Wed) 03:49 [Preview] No. 665542 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have you NEETs ever seen a door knob in a sock?

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NEET 02/03/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.666195 del
I can feel the big boong energy


NEET 02/03/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.666196 del
>>666195
I want a celebratory goon so bad


NEET 02/03/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.666197 del
>>666196
No. We're good boongs.


NEET 02/03/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.666198 del
>>666196
What are we celebrating?


NEET 02/03/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.666199 del
>>666198
Interview lady said she would be putting me forward to the hiring manager



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NEET General #651 - Dinner Date Edition NEET 01/29/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No. 664519 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs wine and dine women at fancy restaurants?

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NEET 02/01/2023 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.665550 del
>>665540
Suddenly it becomes clear where all the shit posts come from


NEET 02/01/2023 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.665551 del
BUM RASH


NEET 02/01/2023 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.665552 del
LIVER AND ONIONS


NEET 02/01/2023 (Wed) 03:59 [Preview] No.665553 del
OLIVE RASH


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NEET General #650 - Australia Day Edition NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No. 663525 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you NEETs have a good Australia Day? IT might be the last one if the commies have their way.

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NEET 01/29/2023 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.664538 del
Get the cetaphil ready.


NEET 01/29/2023 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.664539 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/29/2023 (Sun) 02:56 [Preview] No.664540 del
DEATH TO OLIVE SHITTALKERS


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NEET 01/29/2023 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.664542 del
SPLISH SPLASH



NEET General #649 - Xenomorph Edition NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No. 662505 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs ever worry about space aliens growing inside your body?

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NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.663533 del
>>663530
Loverslab?


NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.663536 del
>>663530
Tbf some of the sex mods also have very good stories/adventures that go with them.


NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.663537 del
>>663533
They have all the degenerate ones on Nexus now. they didn't use to. Change of policy it seems.


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NEET 01/26/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.663539 del
before ((midnight)))



NEET General #648 - Perconf on bifddirs Edition NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 10:43 [Preview] No. 661480 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Have any of you NEETs ever gone out herding mongs but been so drunk and unprofessional that the mong had to herd you home?

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NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.662534 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.662535 del
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ALRIGHT NEETS, GET TO THAT CHOPPER!


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.662536 del
HELP HELP THERE IS A RASH ON MY BUM


NEET 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.662537 del
ONE OF THE NEETS TIED MY LEG TO A TREE


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NEET General #647 - Too much poo not enough loo Edition NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No. 660491 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Is your life in proper balance NEET?
Are you coherent?
Does your poo synchronise correctly with your loo?

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.661517 del
ABORIGINAL ANUS


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.661518 del
>>661508
No, it doesn't work on his phone.


NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.661519 del
bum rash


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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.661521 del
BUM RASH



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NEET General #646 - Do I Have To? Edition NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No. 659484 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's try this again shall we NEETs
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.660507 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.660508 del
MY ARSE IS ALL BUM RASH


NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.660509 del
ENDLESS BUM RASH


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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.660511 del
THAT NEET POSTED BOONG TITS



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NEET General #645 - Lionel Hutz Edition NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No. 658430 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs crave the brownest of the brown liquors?

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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.659473 del
totally straight


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.659474 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.659475 del
>>659469
get in neet


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.659476 del
>>659475
only if you turn the fan off, it's cold


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NEET General #644 - Spaghetti Slurping Edition NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No. 657425 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs slurp your spaghetti?
I saw a gif once of a boomer cutting his spaghetti with a pair of scissors before putting each fork full into his mouth. He trimmed the excess.
If you slurp your spag bol you will get red liquid on your face and possibly your clothes. I do not like that.

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NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.658450 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.658451 del
STINKY PECKER


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.658452 del
We forgot to load the goon.


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NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.658454 del
fin