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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36:42 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30:59.

NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34:36 [Preview] No.82524 del
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

A new post has been made due to the character limit.

Please join the endchan IRC in case of an emergency
Edited last time by imissfather on 02/17/2020 (Mon) 07:57:17.

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NEET General #182- Where is Webby? edition NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:43:46 [Preview] No. 180150 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hope you blokes are keeping your arses warm.

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NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:17:50 [Preview] No.180924 del
>There's several other small towns and cities around Victoria like Geelong, Ballarat, Bendigo or Warnambool, they're nothing like Melbourne and some of them are quite nice.

spoken like a true victorian

that was RF neets flag. he left forever too after monaro repeatedly ostracized him for his knowledge and engineering acumen

NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:19:02 [Preview] No.180925 del
I thought pepe was welding her in there, but now I see he's being mischievous and cutting her free.

NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:23:03 [Preview] No.180926 del
Melbourne's fucked now - the previous wave started in mainly well behaved middle class people, and could be contained by social distancing. Now it's spread to the mongs who are unable to control themselves and will keep spreading it no matter what directives the government gives.

NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:29:18 [Preview] No.180927 del
Have an irrational and bitter hatred of people my age taking expensive overseas holidays every year. Almost hope international travel bans stay around for a while.

NEET 07/02/2020 (Thu) 12:34:00 [Preview] No.180928 del
I'm hoping it's permanent.

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NEET General #181 - Toothpaste Flavored Edition NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:23:40 [Preview] No. 179142 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Minty fresh NEETs with strong white teeth, Flashing those smiles at all the thots, Nicotine BTFO! Our gobs are flouridated to the wisdom teeth!
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NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:33:25 [Preview] No.180145 del
>You sound like a Nancy.
I'm not the one scared of a computer.

NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:34:18 [Preview] No.180147 del
I'm not either, so that's good.

NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:34:32 [Preview] No.180148 del
Still haven't invested in a trauma pack for when you get shot...

NEET 07/01/2020 (Wed) 07:47:47 [Preview] No.180161 del
New Thread:

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NEET General #180 - Man In The Roof Edition NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:47:26 [Preview] No. 178131 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Of course it was some NEET, exploiting the lunacy and raving on's of a fragile, gentile old lady.
Whispering sweet little nothings in her ears about goon and tendies so she leaves beer by the closed off power socket.
Shame on you NEET.
Some things are off limits and should not be touched.

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NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:22:21 [Preview] No.179141 del
Nothing gay about sucking off your mate, mate.

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NEET 06/29/2020 (Mon) 05:28:11 [Preview] No.179151 del
Just bought some Batman for PS4. The free games this month are COD WW2 and Star Wars Battlefront 2. Not a bad deal imo.

NEET General #179 - Space Edition NEET 06/25/2020 (Thu) 01:08:13 [Preview] No. 177141 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
In space, no one can hear you meme.

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NEET 06/27/2020 (Sat) 08:53:09 [Preview] No.178140 del
Moon is life and love.

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NEET General #178 - Codpiece Edition NEET 06/22/2020 (Mon) 09:19:45 [Preview] No. 176131 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How much will a NEET charge me to turn a stainless steel tiffin into a 5XL codpiece?

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NEET 06/25/2020 (Thu) 00:44:24 [Preview] No.177135 del
See (You) soon!

NEET 06/25/2020 (Thu) 00:44:47 [Preview] No.177136 del
I saw Nuro talking to a guy in a trench coat and smart hat under a street light once.

NEET 06/25/2020 (Thu) 00:45:02 [Preview] No.177137 del
>degenerate board into utter, 9th level of hell degeneracy.

NEET 06/25/2020 (Thu) 00:45:31 [Preview] No.177138 del
Moderately bantered.

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NEET General #177 - Nuro Edition NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 10:07:52 [Preview] No. 175123 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Old: >>173132
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NEET 06/22/2020 (Mon) 09:21:32 [Preview] No.176134 del
Good to hear.

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NEET 06/22/2020 (Mon) 09:25:29 [Preview] No.176138 del
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NEET 06/22/2020 (Mon) 09:26:46 [Preview] No.176140 del
You're a man, my son.

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NEET General #176 - Outfoxed Edition NEET 06/16/2020 (Tue) 23:30:14 [Preview] No. 174132 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Here NEETy NEET, Nice NEETy NEET. Ow Shit! Bad Western Imperialist Racist NEET! I shall complain to the highest levels about your intransigence!
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NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 10:11:35 [Preview] No.175132 del
>thinking about Garlic Bread

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NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 10:12:15 [Preview] No.175135 del
>thinking about tanning that rig

NEET 06/19/2020 (Fri) 10:12:30 [Preview] No.175137 del
>thinking about Webby's gape

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NEET 06/15/2020 (Mon) 01:46:43 [Preview] No. 173126 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEET General #175 - Approaching 200 Edition

What will the 200th thread be, NEETS?

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NEET 06/16/2020 (Tue) 23:03:33 [Preview] No.174125 del
>1488 heil hitler
88 = HH.
You said Heil Hitler twice.
Please go and be an amateur nazi somewhere else.

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"but I've been deployed 12 months" he thinks to himself

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NEET General #174 - Lucky Ducky Edition NEET 06/13/2020 (Sat) 05:21:25 [Preview] No. 172111 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you a lucky ducky?

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NEET 06/15/2020 (Mon) 01:34:05 [Preview] No.173122 del
I've wanked off to worse things

NEET 06/15/2020 (Mon) 01:43:07 [Preview] No.173123 del
like what

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