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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36:42 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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NEET General #697 - Chokky Chib Edition NEET 06/05/2023 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No. 710893 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs sometimes get an itch that only chokky chib gookies can scratch?

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NEET 06/06/2023 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.711321 del
Yes. The story about changing it is fake humility and another sales pitch.

NEET 06/06/2023 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.711322 del
Can't sleep because of my back.
Legs went weak a few times throughout the day.
Didn't fall over but had to hold the wall.

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Big ol thunda dunda

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NEET General #696 - Thinking About Cows Again Edition NEET 06/03/2023 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No. 709871 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are cows celtic jews? Do they have a thing for oriental women? Why does he bring these ideas to the board?

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NEET 06/05/2023 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.710914 del
>fight camp
Its just on pause.

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What does that mean?

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Lots of coffee.

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NEET General #695 - Super NEET Edition NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No. 708880 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
NEETs, if you were a superhero, what would your power be? What is your origin story?

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You ruined it.

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NEET General #694 - Cashed up NEETs Edition NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No. 707896 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How often do you NEETs think about what you would do if you became "cashed up"? It can be nice to dream.

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NEET General #693 - Mindreader Edition NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No. 706880 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
When you hear his voice in your head, you know what's going down.

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NEET General #692 - Cenno got paid Edition NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No. 705887 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What is the first thing you NEETs buy when those cenno bux hit the bank account?

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NEET General #691 - Frogs over Dogs Edition NEET 05/20/2023 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No. 704889 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs put your frogs over dogs? I hope so.

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NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.705902 del
The plug is not in.

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NEET 05/23/2023 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.705904 del
Doesn't fit anymore

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>Risk Advisor

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NEET General #690 - Down a Well Edition NEET 05/17/2023 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No. 703869 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs ever feel like you are stuck down a well with no way out?

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The execs are safe.

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NEET General #689 - It Will Never End Edition NEET 05/14/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No. 702899 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The Gen keeps going on.

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