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Board Rules Anonymous 08/08/2019 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No. 513 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET, with exception of any post which is clearly not intended as an actual impersonation (ie using a named NEET's flag and making a post they obviously would not make)

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

5.2 The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. See the next post for additional information.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:30.


NEET 01/16/2020 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.82524 del
5.2)
The posting of images with children who are under the age of 18 years of age must have a relevant context. Any images were an individuals age cannot be determined using a reverse Google Image search or information contained in the post, will mean that the following rule applies to the image. Failure to comply will result in a ban at the BO and mods discretion.

All images of children must have a relevant context contained in the post, which is an article linked, point of discussion linked to a news event or a meaningful point of discussion related to views held by the individual either for or against their views. If the image of a child is at all sexualised or can be perceived in a sexual context, but your post contains contextually relevant information, you will still be banned for a rule 5 violation. This rule is a sub-section of rule 5 and does not overrule or change rule 5. You will not be welcomed at other /ausneets/ boards when you have violated this rule.

14c) Monk is absolved of any moral NEET responsibilities.

18) Banned NEETs have no rights.
18.1) Ban evasion will result in the same ban being applied to the new IP.

Rule 19b -
Any NEET caught fucking an owl shall be banned for no less than 3 (three) weeks and shall recieve a stern telling off from Costa.

19c, Subsection 14:
All pictures of Greta pooing must be accompanied by a large aboriginal man with a funny look on his face.

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Edited last time by imissfather on 01/04/2024 (Thu) 07:33.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.844416 del
To contact the Board Owner please email:

solidneet@protonmail.com



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NEET General #851 - Smooth Edition NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No. 865053 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs have strong opinions on brain texture?
Personally I feel like the more of it you have the more unhappy you will be.

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NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.865451 del
Cute. >>865449


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.865452 del
>>865450
Bonza.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.865453 del
might email teh BO.


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.865454 del
>>865453
Long email?


NEET 06/18/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.865455 del
>>865454
very important



NEET General #850 - Scorpion Burger Edition NEET 06/14/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No. 864044 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Are you NEETs excited by the prospect of eating spicy foods? Would you consider yourself a "spicy NEET"?

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NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.865083 del
>>865082
He has shovel.


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.865084 del
BUM RASH


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.865087 del
SMOOTHBRAIN CRUISEY


NEET 06/17/2024 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.865089 del
MISTREATED MONG


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NEET General #849 - Smile like you mean it Edition NEET 06/11/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No. 863031 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
God bless you NEETs. We're all doing our best.

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NEET 06/14/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.864076 del
RENDERED FAT


NEET 06/14/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.864077 del
YEAR OF ACCEPTANCE


NEET 06/14/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.864078 del
>>864074
as all neets do


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NEET General #848 - Sky Kings Edition NEET 06/08/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No. 862021 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs like flying?

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NEET 06/11/2024 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.863066 del
POSSUM'S SHIT-COVERED TABLE


NEET 06/11/2024 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.863067 del
NURO CAUGHT DOING SACRIFICIAL RITUAL AT SCUFFED BOHEMIAN GROVE IN BID TO BRING INFOWARS BACK


NEET 06/11/2024 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.863068 del
AUTHORITIES SUSPECT "EL NURO" SANDWICH AS CAUSE OF FOOD POISONING OUTBREAK. "ALL THE SYMPTOMS WERE BASED" SAID HEALTH CHIEF


NEET 06/11/2024 (Tue) 12:56 [Preview] No.863069 del
BUM RASH


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NEET General #847 - Dat Boi Edition NEET 06/05/2024 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No. 861028 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs ever feel like your life is an old meme that unicycled off into the sunset and left you here all alone?

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NEET 06/08/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.862061 del
Wonder if any neets were in the life chances study.


NEET 06/08/2024 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.862062 del
HECK!!


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BUM RASH


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NEET 06/08/2024 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.862065 del
JIZZ GUZZLING CUM SLUTS



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NEET General #846 - Report Card Edition NEET 06/03/2024 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No. 860014 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Did you NEETs used to get a good report card?

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NEET 06/05/2024 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.861058 del
BUM RASH


NEET 06/05/2024 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.861059 del
PUT IT ON THE TABLE


NEET 06/05/2024 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.861060 del
OLIVE'S BATH WATER


NEET 06/05/2024 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.861061 del
>>861055
monk will pay the mortgage on it once he lands that 400k usd job in sillicon valley. The neet commune will be, inshallah.


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NEET General #845 - Fungus Edition NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No. 858984 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Do you NEETs have strong opinions about mushrooms?

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NEET 06/03/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.860054 del
end fin


NEET 06/03/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.860055 del
BUM RASH


NEET 06/03/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.860058 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 06/03/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.860073 del
>>860001
We're not watching it.


NEET 06/03/2024 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.860078 del
Bum splash



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NEET General #844 - Norwood Edition NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No. 858002 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How are you coping with that receding hairline neets? Toupee? Drugs with feminising side effects? A roguish looking hat? Or are you just giving up on life altogether? It's time to divulge your secrets.

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NEET 05/31/2024 (Fri) 15:42 [Preview] No.859035 del
DIET WAGON SEATBELT EXTENDER


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NEET General #843 - Sexy Beast Edition NEET 05/25/2024 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No. 857023 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
*SWOON* Who is that sex beast?

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NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.858028 del
>>858021
Monk no!


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.858029 del
Four Barossa smoked kabanas down the hatch. I can feel the sodium destroying my organs.


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.858030 del
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GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! RUN!


NEET 05/29/2024 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.858031 del
BUM RASH


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