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NEET General #862 - Comfy Winter Stroll Edition NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No. 876233
Do you NEETs feel that a nice walk is a good way to keep your spirits up during these cold dark months?

Old Thread: >>875240


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.876279 del
>>876278
They wont have it in their OT network, but they probably wont be able to get into their OT network via their IT network lmao


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.876280 del
SA BEST A


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.876281 del
falling asleep
I hope the world doesn't end.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.876282 del
>>876277
Monk could have saved us all.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.876283 del
Thread reached bump limit.

>>876271
Their site was up. Just checked. Server runs on Linux probably. Or BSD.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.876284 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.876285 del
>


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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.876287 del
>>876283
>Their site was up. Just checked. Server runs on Linux probably. Or BSD.
A website in a DMZ is not really reflective of what they're running elsewhere.
All their screens with time tickers etc will be Windows.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.876288 del
>>876272
Bring us back a jerry full of primo 98


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.876289 del
>>876287
I don't give a fuck, my joke is good.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.876290 del
Apparently Melbourne trains are down and no one can get out of Melbourne


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.876291 del
>>876290
>no one can get out of Melbourne
small miracles


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.876292 del
>>876290
Based. Locked in Pozzbourne.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.876293 del
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>>876278
Pajeet has finally done the needful to the global computer networks and the technology civilisation that depends on them. During the minutes we have left before the power goes out for the last time, I'd like you all to say something nice about him.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.876294 del
>>876293
>I'd like you all to say something nice about him.
Why?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.876295 del
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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.876296 del
>>876289
Is shit still working in hungary?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.876297 del
>>876295
Wanna pat.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.876298 del
>>876295
#Comfy


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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.876300 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.876301 del
>>876282
The world will have to wait for the wagon.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.876302 del
>>876295
That does look comfy.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.876303 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SBRwKPM811Y [Embed]

Another neet anthem from this guy


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.876305 del
>>876282
I would have actually. I wouldn't suggest Crowdstrike to the boss because I don't know how to use it


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.876306 del
Didn't elon hate linux and want to switch everything over to windows? Why is twitter still working?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.876307 del
The plapjak poster needs to be banned.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.876308 del
>>876305
Good advice King (👑)


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.876309 del
>>876302
She knows how to be comfy.
They're predicting hail both morning and afternoon tomorrow, so I can't go down there now. Motherbat texted me the picture.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.876310 del
>>876296
I dunno. My shit is working.
I'm reading Wizz Air got halted, Budapest Airport is shut down, no flights.
But Hungarian banking is fine for example. Not sure about anything else, they mostly write about global stuff.
I've a peep in IT, but I think he's on summer holiday now or something.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.876311 del
Freudian slip


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.876312 del
>>876307
The person creating that meme needs to be hunted down and tortured to death anally with a chainsaw.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.876313 del
>>876307
>plapjak
I like the name but not the images.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.876314 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.876315 del
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>tfw roughly a billion windows computers have to be reset by hand


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.876316 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.876317 del
>>876315
By that dude?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.876318 del
>>876315
IF IT have been able to export the BitLocker keys from the central store, which they wont be able to do if CS has taken out the server with that domain role. Defence in depth is great.


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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.876320 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.876321 del
>>876313
He makes low quality posts and then insists you're "triggered" when you complain.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.876322 del
Destroy my AD forest daddy


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.876323 del
Are atms still working? Might grab some cash out of them while they're still up.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.876324 del
>>876323
Dunno. BankSA took mortgage money off me, so they might be OK.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.876325 del
>>876299
What is the point of this


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.876326 del
Bet that female army woman they appointed to run cyber for the government is paying dividends right now


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.876327 del
Webby do you know which sectors rely heavily on windows? The internet largely seems to be working, but I know a lot of government/banks/big corporations are windows heavy.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.876328 del
>>876327
Pretty much any organisation with normal people in it will have large numbers of Windows workstations and servers.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.876329 del
>>876295
Good girl.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.876330 del
If I go to BWS with cash, will I be able to buy grog?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.876331 del
>>876330
I'm sure you probably can. Might require rounding up or down if they run out of change though.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.876332 del
>>876299
That is how Cruisey's mongs live.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.876333 del
>>876328
You reckon eftpos will keep working?


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>>876328
>large numbers of Windows workstations and servers


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.876335 del
>>876333
News is reporting lots of eftpos is down.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.876337 del
I don't care if everything is turning to shit.
What day is Cow getting his cooked breakfast?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.876338 del
>>876336
norwood


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.876339 del
>>876337
tomorrow I hope
I bet Cruisey (smoothbrain) didn't do some preemptive shopping for him today though


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.876340 del
>>876339
>tomorrow I hope
I hope it's do-able.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.876341 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.876342 del
>>876339
Thought he just had to come over and cook the shit, not buy teh ingredients too.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.876343 del
>>876342
It never ends for him.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.876344 del
Somebody did a little oopsie...a little fucky wucky...


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.876345 del
>>876343
I thought that was just the squirts


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.876346 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.876347 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.876348 del
still falling asleep
might have a coffee to keep my going


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.876349 del
I wonder if Nuro was able to get his Za and Jacobs Creek chunder juice


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.876350 del
>>876348
Just go to sleep.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.876351 del
>>876347
He lives.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.876352 del
>>876349
I don't know why he doesn't just drink golden oaks. Is it out of pride?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.876353 del
>>876352
Probably. He'd get more bang for his buck with a cask of white. He could mix it with lemonade if he really wants bubbly.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.876354 del
>>876348
Go to bed.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.876355 del
>>876351
I am not going anywhere until my later bedtime.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.876356 del
>>876352
He's a high end kind of guy. Enjoys a premium air bed and has managed to get himself a room in the disabled toilet instead of a regular cubicle.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.876357 del
>>876356
Premium elegance at its best.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.876359 del
2 cold 2 move


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.876360 del
>>876358
He was talking about something final the other day. Maybe he's busy with his car back on the road.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.876361 del
Missed out on those rims. Fukn spastics put up ads and dont want to sell. Frustrating.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.876362 del
Sportsbet is down 😔


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.876363 del
Not that nuro needs tiffin to ride when he has Pariston doing it for free.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.876364 del
>>876361
Ask Barry to add this to the work log please.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.876365 del
Why didnt endchan go down?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.876366 del
>>876362
Tell us about your multi instead.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.876367 del
>>876359
Give it a good rub to warm it up.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.876368 del
>>876364
Tiffin wouldn't put that in.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.876369 del
>>876365
No-SQL non-proprietary embracers.
If only we knew how bad things really were.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.876370 del
Kettle didn't seem to stop boiling without the lid. Or was I imagining things?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.876371 del
>>876368
That's why it needs to be on Barry's work order. The tune could be changed.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.876372 del
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Went out, filled up the car for the first time in years. Bought some instant noodles and canned food, and took $200 in cash out. Time to get comfy and watch the world burn.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.876373 del
>>876372
Throw an extra log on the fire for me please.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.876374 del
Shut it off manually.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.876375 del
>>876372
The show will not cease.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.876376 del
Surprised bossman didn't try capitalising on this bullshit tonight.
Going to transition.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.876377 del
>>876365
penguin power mate


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.876378 del
>>876374
It'll keep restarting lol


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.876379 del
Good Night NEETies

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VD_mhwxykn8 [Embed]


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.876380 del
>>876376
Expect they will call you tomorrow.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.876381 del
Can't decide what to watch and what to drink.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.876382 del
came thrice


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.876383 del
>>876337
When I feel like it and he gets the bacon out the night before


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.876384 del
Is a hoodie with trackies acceptable for the bottleo? I usually pull my jeans on but I'm not sure if I can be fucked this time.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.876385 del
>>876345
Another NEET pretended to be me.
Shitting on the seat and choofing is my thing.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.876386 del
Is cruisey the neet that shits on the toilet seat?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.876387 del
>>876369
Whats that for a non blooper?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.876388 del
>>876377
Thank you.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.876389 del
>>876384
Trackies are fine.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.876390 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.876391 del
>>876383
😲 Remind him tonight


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.876392 del
>>876387
Doesn't use Windows or anything that typically runs on it.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.876393 del
Truly vile file.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.876394 del
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Got 100lbs spare body fat reserves. I will live through the apocalypse with ease.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.876395 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.876396 del
>>876393
not going to click


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.876397 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.876398 del
>>876394
The execs will rule the earth.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.876399 del
>>876396
me either


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.876400 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.876401 del
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>>876276
>>876274
>THE CHIMNEY ISN'T EVEN ATTACHED TO THE BUILDING BROTHER.
>*Crowd goes silent*

>THE CAMPS HAD PLAYGROUNDS, MOVIE THEATERS AND SWIMMING POOLS. SIX MILLION? MORE LIKE 20K AND MOSTLY FROM STARVATION BROTHERS
>*crowd starts cheering*


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.876402 del
>>876391
Okay. He'll probably forget.
I'll do it when I drop him off.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.876403 del
>>876383
Does he freeze the bacon or something?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.876404 del
Havin some feed and garn bed. Just not feeling it tonight.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.876405 del
>>876392
Ah. Thanks


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.876406 del
>>876403
Yeah, in unsealed bags.
Freexer burn adds flavour.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.876407 del
>>876406
Why though? A 250g packet unopened will last in the fridge for about a month if you grab the packets at the back of the supermarket fridge


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.876408 del
Weber.
Have you been to the Waterloo Station?
I got the beef ragu.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.876409 del
Fuck I'm so hungry but I can't be bothered cooking.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.876410 del
Night.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.876411 del
>>876370
Yeah that is what they do.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.876412 del
>>876407
That's news to me. I normally get the bulk ones and put two strips in sandwich bags.
I always think pig products will go bad.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.876413 del
> HELLO SARS I AM RAJEET FROM DELHI HOW CAN I HELP YOO SAR
> "the damn computer doesn't work"
> I AM SORRY SAR I NEED YOU TO GO INTO THE SAFE MODE SAR


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.876414 del
>>876413
What button does that?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.876415 del
>>876412
have a rummage in the supermarket next time and look at the use-by dates


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.876416 del
>>876410
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.876417 del
>>876413
> HELLO SARS I AM RAJEET FROM DELHI HOW CAN I HELP YOO SAR
> "the damn computer doesn't work"
> I AM SORRY SAR I CAN'T HELP NOW MY COMPUTER DOESN'T WORK


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.876418 del
western civilisation's ngmi bros


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.876419 del
>>876408
Waterloo
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Beef ragu
Knowing my fate is to eat with you
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterloo
Finally shitting out water poo


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.876420 del
>>876417
Rajeet's VOIP headset probably goes through his computer too.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.876421 del
>>876415
I rarely eat breakfast, and thats a breaky meat.
Even if its a month away, I doubt I'll get rid of that much.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.876422 del
>>876421
Bacon sangas are nice for lunch.


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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.876424 del
I hate Indians so much.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.876425 del
>>876423
look at the way he dominates the room, the women want him, the men want to be like him


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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.876427 del
>>876419
Good lyrics.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.876428 del
>>876421
>breaky


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.876429 del
>>876427
thank you I am Swedish ja drive a Volvo ja


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.876430 del
>>876426
Mullvad says this is a Sydney IP.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.876431 del
>>876422
+1 on that


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.876432 del
>>876430
It's InfinityNow's genetic module that picks the flags.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.876433 del
>>876432
I am impressed it knows that Sydney is overrun by Indians.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.876434 del
gotten bored with this habbening, has the apocalypse gotten any further?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.876435 del
>>876433
Sir is everywhere.


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>>876435
1.4 billion


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.876437 del
>>876436
That is just India. South Asia as a whole has two billion of the fucking things.


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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.876439 del
India Super Power 2025


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.876440 del
That leftover chicken pasda has awakened the gremlins. May Lord have mercy on my arseoul.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.876441 del
>>876440
You are in for an explosive night.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.876443 del
Heavy rain.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.876444 del
>>876443
It is scaring me 🫣


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.876445 del
>>876440
Nice wordplay.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 12:23 [Preview] No.876446 del
CARN CROWS YOU BEAUTY!!!


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.876447 del
Still shook up by all the normies in my class earlier today. Deebly goncerned. Might go to sleep.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.876448 del
>>876447
Normies are part and parcel of life.
You probably should catch some sleep.
Night fella!


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.876449 del
>>876447
You need to attend drunk.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.876450 del
Was a good game of footy tonight. Free flowing, lots of goals.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.876451 del
Off to teh bottle-oh.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.876452 del
>>876450
Sounds good.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.876453 del
>>876451
Good luck NEET. Be careful. Dangerous types out on the prowl on Friday nights.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.876454 del
Anyone watching the Joel and Blair show?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.876455 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.876456 del
>>876367
Hmm, physical exercise or put the AC on to a comfy 25C? I chose the ladder. Punch intended.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.876457 del
>>876372
You done did panicked good.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.876458 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uzfObC04dtc [Embed]


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.876459 del
>>876454
The Who and the What show?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.876460 del
Dumped the rest of the chicken wings into the freexer because I did not want to be eating chicken all weekend.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.876461 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-p6xFMGK7g [Embed]


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.876462 del
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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.876463 del
It is a bit concerning how fragile the modern system is. One bad software update and all hell breaks loose.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.876464 del
>>876463
They didn't even scale test the update, doing a D1 global is totally irresponsible.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.876465 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.876466 del
>>876464
It shouldn't have even passed QA. It seems really malicious tbh. Improper testing and no canary deployment. Stinks of pajeets.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.876467 del
>>876465
Night fella


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.876468 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nJVGS31mQ2U [Embed]


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.876469 del
Lets fucking go


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.876470 del
>>876469
White nationalists are starting to get populist


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.876471 del
eating BEANS


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.876472 del
drinking GOON


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.876473 del
>>876440
Your arse isn't behaving.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.876474 del
>>876466
Corruption at its finest.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.876475 del
>>876470
>>876469
We need more video twinks.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.876476 del
>>876444
He doesn’t even care! 😭


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.876477 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.876478 del
Very restless night. So much wind and things banging and rattling.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.876479 del
>>876478
>So much wind
Good smell?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 18:50 [Preview] No.876480 del
>>876479
Not funny.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.876481 del
SES lists about 46 separate ‘tree down’ incidents overnight. Couple of large bangs here with the neighbour’s gum tree dropping things on my carport.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.876482 del
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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.876484 del
>>876464
>>876466
tell me more about best webdev practices for ring 0 code


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 19:59 [Preview] No.876485 del
>>876484
Get Django, add React but still use jQuary next to it, use Bootstrap and Sass, add google apis and Googletagmanager, use 1080p youtube videos as background animation, use buttons and icons and whatnot from random github depo, glue it together with polyfill, put the whole thing on amazonaws, add 50 cdn-s because can't serve your 50MB site with 10MB JS spyware on top which lags on a Ryzen threadripper.
You are a real webdev now.
I think I missed a lot of fun things, REAL webdevs please supplement my recipe.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:01 [Preview] No.876486 del
Really should use a Java app for the site no need for silly browser.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.876487 del
>>876486
What time do you go to bed?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.876488 del
>>876486
It already uses JavaScript though


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.876489 del
>>876485
>can't serve your 50MB site with 10MB JS spyware
Bundle it!


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.876490 del
>>876462
literally me


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.876491 del


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:17 [Preview] No.876492 del
>>876468
None of them seemed to realise that she wasn't crying because she was conflicted about her Police orders. She was crying because she is an obvious dyke and one of the groomers they're protesting.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.876493 del
>>876487
Too late.

>>876488
I forgot Google Fonts tho. Embed images from 3rd party websites, and use social links, and popups with subscriptions, offers and whatnot. Useless, long unskippable animations, and elements floating in from various directions when scrolled. Use just as much text that it would be shorter than this post when combined. 600px height header with menus randomly opening down any time user moves his mouse, 1200px height footer.

>>876489
Sounds good to me.


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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.876496 del
>>876494
Mimi didn't age too well.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.876497 del
>>876493
JavaScript is the designated future. Without type safety and checks of Java it just werks then throws horrible crashes for specific user experiences. Perfect solution for Agile teams working to be a super power by 2030.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.876498 del
>>876497
Doing all validation on the client side saves time too.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.876499 del
>>876498
Exactly. 💯


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:42 [Preview] No.876500 del
not just wolves but js devs too


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.876501 del
>>876500
Well bantered.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:46 [Preview] No.876502 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.876503 del
>>876502
mording


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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.876505 del
>>876466
Rushed to finish enough Jira points by the end of this sprint


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.876506 del
>>876505
Next time use Shirt sizes.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.876507 del
It would be an Extra Large Shirt.

>>876504
Small Shirt.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.876508 del
another fucken half hour until theres some fucken daylight


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.876510 del
>>876509
Not on his lawn anymore.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.876511 del
No point even going to teh supermarket. They all have banners about technical difficulties in store and online.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.876512 del
Just had one of those new cancerous YouTube ads. Adblockers updated and it is gone. It wouldn't even show me it was an Ad. It was a full length music video.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.876513 del
>>876511
Have a laugh looking at Reddit and the news instead.
>Cybersecurity stocks SentinelOne, Palo Alto climb after global tech outage
>>** Cybersecurity giant CrowdStrike Holdings CRWD.O drops 10% after a software update by the company appeared to have triggered a worldwide tech outage
https://www.xm.com/research/markets/allNews/reuters/cybersecurity-stocks-sentinelone-palo-alto-climb-after-global-tech-outage-53884788


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.876514 del
Placed an order for Coles through Uber Eats as they are offering free delivery until July 31. The money has been debited and Pajeet has been assigned, so I'll either get food or get a chance to abuse multiple businesses at once.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.876515 del
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>>876514
See you soon, Sir.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.876516 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.876517 del
I hope Sir can overcome the EFTPOS issue


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.876518 del
fangin for a mondster and that family bag of toobs


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.876520 del
>>876519
I'll have to wait for Big Fella to confirm.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.876521 del
>>876515
Thanks Rajesh!


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.876522 del
>>876521
No Sir, thank you for your continued support.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.876523 del
Dirty coomers
>Thomas Crooks Searched for Porn Before Shooting Trump: FBI
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-shooter-thomas-crooks-final-search-on-samsung-phone-was-for-porn


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.876524 del
>>876523
>coomers
Kumars


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.876525 del
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Good Morning NEETs

>>876511
The fridge is totally empty because i have been a slack cunt. I need to go to coles, i will report back.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.876526 del
>>876503
>>876525
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.876527 del
>>876460
Unopened it will last in the fridge for about a month if you grab the packets at the back of the supermarket fridge.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:28 [Preview] No.876528 del
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NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.876529 del
uhoh


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.876530 del
>>876529
Arse not behaving?


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.876531 del
>>876530
It’s not. I had to jog and hurriedly strip to get my braces off and pants down


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.876532 del
>>876525
Do you think that nuro is based enough that computers that are down for everyone else will suddenly start working for him? I want to believe.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.876533 del
>>876532
He’d be telling anyone who would listen to uninstall CS and do a fresh install of that Windows torrent he uses that isn’t licensed or receiving updates.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.876534 del
>>876533
Certified Pre-0wn3d TM


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.876535 del
>>876532
I read the barcodes by sight and i tell them the prices !


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.876536 del
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How could something have gone so wrong for crowdstrike when they had lots of brown women in a burqas working for them? Just doesn't make any sense.


NEET 07/19/2024 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.876537 del
>>876533
>>876534
https://archive.org/details/windows10-ame-21h1-2021-08-09

You should shut your mouth and take it for a test drive. Its fucking awesome in a VM


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.876538 del
>>876536
I guarantee no woman was involved in writing kernel shims.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.876539 del
Remind me to buy more Chux when the shops return to normal.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.876540 del
>>876537
I thought you ran a linux shop?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.876541 del
>>876538
brown hands


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.876542 del
>>876539
>when
If


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.876543 del
>>876540
No he runs Linux on Apple hardware (lol) and Michaelsoft Binblows on PC hardware and VMs.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.876544 del
>>876542
Oh lawdy!


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>>876540
Yeah i do. Whole shop is linux on apple apple hardware with windows 10 in a VM.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.876546 del
>>876536
I kind of wonder if they had some shitty AI automation that created some pseudo security fix and it passed all the tests so it decided it was a-okay to ship without human approval.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.876547 del
>“We’ve received feedback from customers that several reboots (as many as 15 have been reported) may be required, but overall feedback is that reboots are an effective troubleshooting step at this stage,” a Microsoft spokesman said, Business Insider reported.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.876548 del
>>876546
I'm betting it was some insider plot to crash the markets and make a fortune shorting the fortune 500.


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.876552 del
>>876551
What did he mean by this?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.876553 del
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>>876548
I still think this AI revolution will save the economy billions. Imagine using fancy AI automation to create and deploy a software patch without a single human reviewing it. The speed at which you can do it and release it to thousands, millions or maybe billions of devices is revolutionary. If Australia doesn't catch up, we will be left behind in the AI revolution and we can't afford to miss out from all the AI benefits today.

Source:
https://social.tchncs.de/@larntz@discuss.systems/112813662810828226

Also, lol
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41005936

>AI contributed to Google’s 50% jump in emissions
https://thedailyaus.com.au/stories/ai-contributed-to-googles-50-jump-in-emissions/

>Program: Risk of power outages this summer
https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/am/risk-of-power-outages-this-summer/103872458


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.876554 del
>>876547
ITS LITERALY THIS

i member....


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.876555 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nuPZUUED5uk [Embed]

While a lot of the world's computers are down, womboflix is still up, and tonight will be streaming The Imitation Game (2014), starring Sherlock Holmes. 7pm AEST.

For neets who want to download the movie in advance: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/The.Imitation.Game.2014.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG.mp4


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.876556 del
>>876555
Wonderful. Thank you. I feel more secure already.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.876557 del
>>876555
>womboflix is still up
Was there really any doubt?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.876558 del
>>876531
>braces


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.876559 del
>>876539
Shops are fine.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.876560 del
Cow got cornflakes.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.876561 del
>>876559
once they heard nuro was coming in they quickly fixed shit


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.876562 del
>>876561
Smart.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.876563 del
might get a white mondster, I promise this is the last time I'll ever do this and no backsies


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.876564 del
Getting that feeling.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.876565 del
Got that feeling.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:44 [Preview] No.876566 del
Not feeling it today neets.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.876567 del
>>876566
I'm yet to act on my feeling.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.876568 del
>>876559
I'm not going out now.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.876569 del
>>876568
You lazy.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.876570 del
I want a ziner box and wigged wings


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.876571 del
>>876570
get the 6 pieces of hot and crispy, it's excellent, the way tendies were meant to be


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.876572 del
>>876569
no you


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.876573 del
>>876570
I want alcohol


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.876575 del
fucken bom revised the forecast at 10.57 to remove the hail and storm warnings
fucken cunts


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.876576 del
>>876575
I cancelled cows outing because of it. As I was leaving, he commented on how the weather had cleared up.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.876577 del
>>876576
poor cow


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:57 [Preview] No.876578 del
>>876576
Has he had his cooked breakfast?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.876579 del
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he was probably looking forward all week to it


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.876580 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.876581 del
He will be fine. I'll take him out tomorrow.. maybe.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.876582 del
Silly old moo


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.876583 del
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(1.53 MB 576x1024 megumin.mp4)
(4.05 MB 576x1024 koneko.mp4)


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.876584 del
>>876555
Awful film although I may still attend. They make Turing out to be autistic and not a rapist.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.876585 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.876586 del
Is there a moofie tonight?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.876587 del
>>876584
He just wanted Chicken Treat


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.876588 del
>>876457
If it turns out to be a nothingburger I haven't lost anything - I'm going to use that petrol in my car eventually, spend the cash instead of eftpos and I normally eat a canned meal every week anyway.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.876589 del
2nd beer


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.876590 del
>>876587
Turing loved fried spuds.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.876591 del
Nuro insisted on using e=3 for his RSA public exponent once.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.876592 del
>>876583
This one is better that Ryan.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.876593 del
>>876591
Ethanol is not responsible serving of alcohol.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.876594 del
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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.876595 del
How do you stop linkedin making doot noises and notifications?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.876596 del
I dont care that Wendy is moving to Goolwa to start semi retirement.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.876597 del
>>876590
Possum fried my spuds once.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.876598 del
>>876596
>Wendy
Webby
>Goolwa
Victor


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.876599 del
>>876597
Garlic salt crunch


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.876600 del
>>876527
>a month
Too risky, especially for the old dirty bird.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.876601 del
>>876598
There are whizzer types, especially aged care there. Would be comfy as long as you didn't need to go to the city too often for meetings.
I knew a coordinator that would drive from there every day to town.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.876602 del
Big poo and hard piss


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.876603 del
>>876602
and the best big poo is vic
victoria bitter


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.876604 del
>>876603
I shit a long neck last night


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.876605 del
I've noticed I've got wrinkles under my eyes now.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.876606 del
still can't get alcohol delivered from bws or dan :(


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.876607 del
>>876512
>a full length music video
They are getting more brazen. One day we will be drinking verification cans just like it was foretold.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.876608 del
Outraged.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.876609 del
got an erection


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.876610 del
Need to clean my room and sort some shit out. Woe.
I can't be bothered.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.876611 del
Fuggit, garn Stumers


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.876612 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.876613 del
>>876560
Demeaning and cruel.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.876614 del
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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.876615 del
>>876614
Haha quality pepe


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.876616 del
Why wont Cruisey just drop some alcohol over my fence?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.876617 del
Good morning NEETs.
I slept in but did not wake up feeling refreshed. Aches and pains.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.876618 del
Is there any way to download someone's twitter feed so you can just read it in order offline?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.876619 del
>>876618
not offline
nitter.poast.org/username works for reading twitter without an account


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.876620 del
>>876595
I have no idea I set-up rules to move them into another folder


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.876621 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.876622 del
>>876617
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.876623 del
>>876616
He just pees over mine.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.876624 del
>>876623
I need booze!


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.876625 del
PHEW!

was worried the (((machines))) at Dan's might be down.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.876626 del
CRISIS AVERTED


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.876627 del
Just got back from Coles. 3/10 self checkouts were still down. The absolute state....


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.876628 del
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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.876629 del
I can't get booze and Albo's taken a fucken holiday REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.876630 del
>>876620
It does it on my phone and the noise is similar to the message doot.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.876631 del
>>876624
My piss is about 50% premix.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.876632 del
Weber's meat sauce doesn't taste like gravy, no matter what he says.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.876633 del
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fucking feds man....


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.876634 del
I had to change my pants (the existing trackies were visibly wet and smelled like bleach/cum) and get a six pack of overproof rum and a bottle of shiraz.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.876635 del
>>876633
her surname is an anagram of disgusted pepe


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.876636 del
KINO


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.876637 del
>>876636
what a load of shit


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.876638 del
>>876637
You got filtered NEET.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.876639 del
>>876638
dont know what that means


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.876640 del
woed, can't do anything, might go to the library and do a bit of coding there


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.876641 del
>>876640
what are you coding noot?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.876642 del
>>876641
an asynchronous web scraper


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.876643 del
>>876642
sounds complicated


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.876644 del
possum scraped my webpages once


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.876645 del
>>876623
peers*


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.876646 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uJ3kV3Icm28 [Embed]
jigging about


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.876647 del
Imagine the jigging you'd do in Nuro's workshop. You'd never get anything done.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.876648 del
Bitches. Bitches everywhere.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.876649 del
>>876648
the library?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.876650 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rV1QxaW7wxk [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.876651 del
>>876646
>>876647
accurate, i have this one on vinyl

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ePuEOorh054 [Embed]


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https://youtube.com/watch?v=BOlzNM4wDB0 [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.876653 del
>>876651
The slot car shops here don't have any C4 Corvettes, so I think I'll get one of the Bond Lotus Esprits. Probably the brown one with the skis on the back


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.876654 del
>>876649
Da beach mun. DA BEACH.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.876655 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XYM8VeOUolw [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.876656 del
went to fart and pissed myself somehow


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.876657 del
>>876647
There are hardly any customers these days so it wouldn't matter much.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.876658 del
The new usefullcharts video is like inception
Went to a video of religion for breakfast guy to fill in some details of a guy, and now another guy to discuss the language.


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.876660 del
>>876656
You need plugs.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.876661 del
Upset thinking about all the time I've wasted. Might continue to waste it.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.876662 del
might have some more rum


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.876663 del
Might drink out of boredom.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.876664 del
>>876663
all the cool neets do


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.876665 del
9.4
fires lit


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.876666 del
Fucking webms on 4chan are so slow to load. 4chan is uniquely had in this regard.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.876667 del
gonna cook some chiggen tids for dindins later


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.876668 del
>>876667
One please.


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.876670 del
>>876668
ur getting the niggo special
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8ALsH9cu0ng [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.876671 del
>>876669
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LuZV9kkzscg [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.876672 del
>>876670
Yummo.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.876673 del
>>876547
Why doesnt some autist on /pol/ track down the pajeet responsible. And his manager. And doxx them?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.876674 del
I wish Cruisey could give Cow what he needs tomorrow morning


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.876675 del
>Brother, I am humbly requesting.
>Humbly I am requesting, please provide the Indian.
What?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.876676 del
>>876673
Give it time.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.876677 del
>>876667
Skin on?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.876678 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.876679 del
Do philipino girls look so dark because it was a US army station?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.876680 del
>>876670
I think he cropped the camera shot so you couldn't see his extra chins.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.876681 del
>>876679
just as niggers are apes, flips are gibbons


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.876682 del
>>876680
probably
he went on a diet at one point and then opened a restaurant and hasn't uploaded a video in like 5 years
still has over a million subscribers, so youtube vieweers are idiots
I ruthlessly cull my subscription list the moment they stop uploaded or have a dumb opinion


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.876683 del
>>876669
Thought it was huey from the thumbnail


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.876684 del
sometimes not using a tool right is enough for me to unsubscribe even if I like the content


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.876685 del
>>876677
not this time
just two tids from the coles deli counter
so I have to use them today cos I dont trust those muddafuckas to sell freshly slaughtered meat


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.876686 del
I'll hold your tool BOY


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.876687 del
>>876686
If your workshop isn't suitably organised I'm not interested


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.876688 del
>>876676
it wouldnt be hard if the internet archive has some webpages from crowdstrike's who's who and linkedin.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.876689 del
>>876686
Your belt isn't big enough.


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.876691 del
>>876682
Is his restaurant still open? Do you know what it is called?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.876692 del
>>876688
You know the drone strike on that weird street building in Israel yesterday? That building owned another cyber company purchased by CrowdStrike.


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.876696 del
>>876679
Flips have such disgusting faces. I feel sick when I see them.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.876697 del
>>876696
Cut the head off and keep the body


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.876698 del
>>876694
I think he has photoshopped out the chins here.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.876699 del
>>876698
Also claims to be a qualified chef but doesn't have any experience besides YouTube.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.876700 del
>>876691
McNickos


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.876701 del
>>876692
could be a coincidence.

17.9


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.876702 del
Looking at torrents for The Fall Guy (2024). Can't believe how BOGGED Emily Blunt is.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.876703 del
>>876697
What about the mess?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.876704 del
>>876633
So? She's doing her job collecting evidence? If she behaved like average women you'd be all:
>Trev
Btw, basically noone panicked in that rally. Trump said so in his speech yesterday. Everyone was standing still, looking for the shooter or pointing him out. But noone lost their head running around and trampling people.

>>876635
Perhaps Disguise Pip.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.876705 del
>>876704
nuro just parrots shit from /pol/ without thinking. He has never gotten over missing out on 2015 era 8/pol/.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.876706 del
Is the Crowd still on Strike?

>>876519
>>876520
Confirmed. German diplomacy will bring him home I think.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.876707 del
>no Israeli rythmic gymnast gf


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.876708 del
>>876706
They should stick a gun up his arse and pull the trigger until it goes click click click


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.876709 del
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Butter was still within use-by and hadn't been opened, but was a bit discoloured on the outside. Hopefully the thin slices won't spoil things or kill me.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.876710 del
>>876709
SHUT YOUR FUCKING TITS CUNT


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.876711 del
>>876706
>Is the Crowd still on Strike?
We are in good hands. The Chief Technology Officer has experience with these outages
>CloudStrike bungle is founder George Kurtz’s second worldwide meltdown
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/cloudstrike-bungle-is-founder-george-kurtzs-second-worldwide-meltdown/KT3GOGKJERCWHMFZKOCZ2PT364/


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.876713 del
>>876711
Nice. I hate rookies when it comes to causing worldwide meltdowns. Why are people still enabling him?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.876714 del
>>876709
are you really gonna put that baking paper on the bbq? Its not meant for direct flame


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.876715 del
>>876714
I put the tray in once the flames had stopped and the coals were just glowing.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.876716 del
Y.E.A.H.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.876717 del
cringe


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.876718 del
>buys the most expensive cut of chicken, skinless because muh health
>Covers them in fat


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.876719 del
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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.876720 del
>>876709
Should be good.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.876721 del
>makes up shit because he's a dickhead


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.876722 del
>>876721
>makes up dickhead because he’s shit


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.876724 del
>>876715
Oh well, (You) do (You) M8. But I gotta say that no professional BBQ tech would do that.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.876725 del
>>876723
Oh fuck off


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.876726 del
One of them unironically used the term chud.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.876727 del
>>876719

How many layers of basedness is this guy on?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.876728 del
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>>876713
I think it is because hiring and developing a responsive cybersecurity team is too hard for businesses when you can just handover the keys to a contractor.

It is also really difficult to find cybersecurity software for most of the common endpoints used by enterprise customers. I cannot imagine where they would find it, but it would be great if you could find such software pre-installed on most enterprise devices. Locking down devices quickly is very important. But in the end, if you don't have the experience in-house, outsourcing the service gets it done.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.876729 del
>>876719
Based.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.876730 del
>>876725
Lol, seethe pajeet.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.876731 del
Didn't get that speeding fine. Might go buy some shit with the money I didn't have to pay the ZOG.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.876732 del
>>876726
About 6 inches. The thickness of the air mattress he sleeps on.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.876733 del
>>876731
Big purchase?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.876734 del
>>876731
How do you know Australia Post haven't just delayed your fine notice?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.876735 del
>>876728
>Microsoft has no people to do that
>MS is one of the Big Tech/Big 5


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.876736 del
>>876723
Any pics?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.876737 del
>>876728
There were self-managed CrowdStrike options, or you could pay for Overwatch. Regardless, sensors will still update via cloud on a schedule (N, N-1, N-2.. defined by customer).


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.876738 del
>>876736
Reddit wouldn't allow that. That thread isn't even allowing dissenting comments about censoring speech.


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.876740 del
>>876736
Nah, they're too scared to even say what the message was.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.876741 del
>tfw how the helen breast is going


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.876742 del
rape


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.876743 del
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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.876744 del
>>876709
Excellent.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.876745 del
>>876718
Low quality post.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.876746 del
>>876735
>>MS is one of the Big Tech/Big 5
Microsoft doesn't have all that fancy tech speak or fancy features that other companies use to sell their products. So all your staff have to learn how to implement and maintain it, it's easier to outsource it!
>Microsoft Copilot for Security is generally available on April 1, 2024, with new capabilities
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/security/blog/2024/03/13/microsoft-copilot-for-security-is-generally-available-on-april-1-2024-with-new-capabilities/

>>876737
>or you could pay for Overwatch.
If you install it on all the companies devices that would make it seamless. Yes I understand it can have a purpose for specific endpoint protection, but why every single enterprise device?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.876747 del
>>876746
>but why every single enterprise device
because dear old Edith in Accounts opening an email attachment that spawns some PowerShell exploit is more realistic than Mr Robot using some 0-day against one of your servers.


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>>876727
4 real 8 imaginary

>>876729
BASADO!


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.876750 del
>it is samefagging again


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.876751 del
>>876741
They were quite alright.
The size discrepancy meant the smaller one got a bit over-done waiting for the big one to hit temperature.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.876752 del
Pie in the oven.

Carn the Pie


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.876753 del
>>876743
Is that the ear shooter? Was it FtM or MtF?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.876754 del
>>876734
its been a month I'm safe and $100 better off.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.876755 del
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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.876756 del
>>876753
neither lol
face swap


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.876757 del
Honestly, Trump should leave that ear wound open, maybe pick it a bit so it gets infected and scars up, It'd make him look badass like Snake Plishkin in Escape from New York


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.876758 del
23.1


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.876760 del
>>876755
10/10 would ban for kikeposting


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.876761 del
>>876759
>>876701
>>876665
read the posts you miss


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.876762 del
>>876748
>Another boring contrived look at me my life is better than yours pic...


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.876763 del
>>876762
He will post some $5 bargain bin plonk and a made-by-pajeet pizza next.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.876764 del
>>876759
It's either temperature or current stando count.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.876765 del
Got some BBQ Shapes and shiraz for the moofie.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.876766 del
>>876764
I assume standards?
I have been reading the entire thread from the start and I don't get it.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.876767 del
Any recommendations on a decent pinot noir?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.876768 del
WHERE'S MY FUCKING TONGS


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.876769 del
>>876767
get a red one


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.876771 del
>>876768
On the bedside table.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.876772 del
>>876771
Hope he wasn't doing something weird with them.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.876774 del
Falling asleep. Garn beddy.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.876775 del
No internet for the next two days. NGMI!


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.876776 del
Why doesn't Nuro go swimming? He must be afraid of Sharks, Eels, Jellyfish, Octopus and Stonefish. Thats pretty un-Australian.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.876777 del
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Tonight on womboflix is The Imitation Game (2014) - based on the real life story of legendary cryptanalyst Alan Turing. The film portrays the nail-biting race against time by Turing and his brilliant team of code-breakers at Britain's top-secret Government Code and Cypher School at Bletchley Park, during the darkest days of World War II. 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.876778 del
>>876774
Goodnight neet
>>876775
Goodbye neet.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.876779 del
>>876777
Will there be lies about WW2 history and references to the holohoax and Naxi war crimes?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.876780 del
>>876779
I haven't seen it neet, but it may contain harmful negative stereotypes of nazis that may offend some viewers.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.876781 del
>>876779
Nah it's pretty easy on Germany from memory.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.876782 del
>>876780
maybe we should have time-outs so we can debrief if it gets too upsetting.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.876783 del
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JUST FUCK MY HAIRLINE UP FAM


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.876784 del
There's no escaping the norwood reaper.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.876785 del
>>876781
Okay but I'm so sick of the Anglos good, Aryans bad themes. If the moofie doesnt treat this as a Zionist proxy war then I'm not going to stick around.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.876786 del
>>876785
They got a too-smart-for-her-own-good woman and some closet homo themes to explore, they don't have time for evil Nazis.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.876787 del
>>876776
He is embarrassed by how fat he is.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.876788 del
>>876779
Not really. They play up the fag shit a bit but the Germans are only really mentioned as the enemy and that is it. No six gorillion.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.876789 del
>>876785
Okay? Do you think any of us care?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.876790 del
>>876787
Same reason he doesn't go to a gym, "prefer to exercise outside"


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>>876762
>>876763
Lol! you are both BIG MAD

also could not make it home with out eating a slice... its just that good


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.876792 del
>>876791
Do they have dine-in or some tables and chairs out front? You should eat it right out of the oven if you can.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.876793 del
We're so jealous of the alcoholic dunny dweller who lives of takeaway


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.876794 del
>>876773
>>876770
i support Larson posting but please keep it to one per day and preferably in the mornings....


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.876795 del
>>876791
Looks dry.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.876796 del
>>876791
that capsicum looks like its been airdropped on top of skinny africans by the united states


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.876797 del
>>876793
Given how often you post about it you probably are.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.876798 del
>>876793
I wish I could scrounge together the $5 needed for an oily burrito.
Woe.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.876799 del
>>876748
Based.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.876800 del
>>876797
He hardly responds considering how often nuro makes these posts (every single night).


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.876801 del
>>876791
Looks tasty.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.876802 del
>>876797
THIS


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.876803 del


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.876805 del
>>876792
I think even he is too self aware to inhale an entire pizza by himself in front of the jeets like that.
At least this way he can pretend he is sharing it with someone.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.876806 del
>>876791
Also, based.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.876807 del
>>876791
BASADO!


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.876808 del
>>876805
ease up, turbo


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.876809 del
Is there any way to make ndis funding pay for hair transplants? Asking for a mate of mine.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.876810 del
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>>876808
its so incredibly unhinged tonight....


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.876811 del
>>876808
Why should I? He has a go at other neets for their drinking and diets all the time. He used to go on about other neets being fat until he accidentally posted that tv photo with his obese figure in it and it is much the same with drinking. If he insults Monk, IGA and 10k, then I'll insult him. Fair is fair.


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.876813 del
>>876811
>he accidentally posted that tv photo with his obese figure
He's a handsome devil.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.876814 del
(2.00 MB 576x1024 1718284247725356.webm)


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.876815 del
Bored and tired. Might get drunk for something to do and watch anime.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.876816 del
>>876811
>If he insults Monk, IGA and 10k

This post smells bad. Fuck off with your drama. Reported/.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.876817 del
I can't be fucked putting up with toiletman's antics. Goodnight.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.876818 del
>>876814
Handsome fella.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.876819 del
>>876816
>reddit spacing
>/.
Haha, cry to the authorities you little bitch. No wonder your mother disowned you lol.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.876820 del
>>876817
We see You. You have been seen.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.876821 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.876822 del
Garn goon shop


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.876823 del
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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.876824 del
>>876823
Looks good.
What cheese is that on the bottom right?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.876825 del
>>876822
Pack of burger rings please.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.876826 del
>>876811
10K doesnt post here anymore, Monk is too drunk to care and that troll IGA should get everything coming to it. Whats your point there?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.876827 del
>>876823
Looks like a good feed.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.876828 del
>>876823
I'd eat that. Good stuff.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.876829 del
>>876823
Good tray spread.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.876830 del
>>876824
its a image search pic. IGA is so pathetic he cant even post actual photos of his miserable dinner.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.876831 del
>>876823
why are you posting breakfast ?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.876832 del
>>876826
>Monk is too drunk to care
>>873028


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.876833 del
>>876830
It is not. You claimed the same with PostieNEET and it was more bullshit from you.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.876834 del
>>876823
Fucking based.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.876835 del
Even milkcrate man manages to do a better job of cooking than the dunny dweller lol.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.876836 del
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Ready.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.876838 del
>>876836
Wombo save us from this bitch !


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.876839 del
>>876837
Samefag


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.876840 del
>>876823
Absolutely loaded tray.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.876841 del
Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.876842 del
>>876823
Based feast king.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.876843 del
>>876791
It needed the garlic yogurt


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.876844 del
>>876843
Nigga what the fuck are those white blobs on the za ? Are you fucking blind ?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.876845 del
>>876844
reading comprehension NEET


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.876848 del
>tfw thinking about carrots


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.876852 del
don't all post at once


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.876853 del
In a very foul mood due to a lack of grog.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.876854 del
>>876853
Wagon till Monday?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.876855 del
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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.876856 del
>>876855
Good film?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.876857 del
>>876856
it was alright back inna day


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.876858 del
tonight's fillum was alright too


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.876859 del
>>876857
Sounds like it has its up and teh downs


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.876860 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.876861 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.876862 del
Capping the night off with nachos, Insidious(2010) and manuro's tears. No short ofsodium tonight!


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.876863 del
Night.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.876864 del
>>876859
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.876865 del
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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.876866 del
very bored


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.876867 del
>>876862
You must live an empty life to care about him that much


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.876868 del
>>876867
>You must live an empty life to care about him that much
>>875758
Many such cases


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.876869 del
>>876863
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.876870 del
>>876863
Goodnight neet.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.876871 del
Fine wine and a delicious meal .


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.876872 del
>>876871
That's all we can ask for.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.876873 del
>>876871
He won't make me one.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.876874 del
ate a whole loaf of bread because of boredom


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.876875 del
Last of the Old Gold for dessert. Can't wait for payday!


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.876876 del
>>876874
Buttered?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.876877 del
>>876874
sounds dry


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.876878 del
>>876871
What did you have?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.876879 del
>>876877
Stale comment.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.876880 del
>>876874
A good fresh loaf is easily done.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.876881 del
thinking about jaycar


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.876882 del
>>876881
Big shop needed?


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.876884 del
>>876882
nah just a look-see and a razz


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.876885 del
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>>876884
>a razz


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.876886 del
>>876885
razz up the dumb guy who works there


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.876887 del
>>876886
He tries his best.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.876888 del
going to transition


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.876889 del
>>876887
I know.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.876890 del
>>876888
Be safe.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.876891 del
He won’t tell me about his fancy food and wine. He won’t tuck me in.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.876892 del
>>876878
pajeet pizza


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.876893 del
>>876891
He's no good. A bad seed.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.876894 del
>>876891
It was nuro you mong. He had the same thing he has every night, fast food and goon.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.876895 del
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>>876894
I thought it might have been Cruisey. I hope Cruisey had a nice dinner.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.876896 del
>>876894
Calm down.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.876897 del
having fancy gin


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.876898 del
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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.876899 del
>>876898
Oui, Monsieur Chat.
I've been away from the board for a bit but FRM left me in charge of the dog whilst she was off in Canberra for a week. The gin was a gift of thanks. Pretty easy work.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.876900 del
>>876883
Good memes, except thr last one


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.876901 del
>>876885
They're learning


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.876902 del
>>876891
I hear cow gets tucked in with a bedtime iced cream.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.876903 del
>>876895
I haven't eaten.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.876904 del
>>876899
Nice. Hope you and dog are warm.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.876905 del
>>876903
You need to eat.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.876906 del
>>876905
I'm going to go have some greens. Then we'll see.
I had some chipotle chicken nugget things last night and now I'm clogged.
Speaking of which, I was driving past Boliver this morning and in there theres an old tree thats been cut down. Must've been huge when it was standing.
Thoughts of a giant knife felling massive logs popped in my head.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.876907 del
>>876904
Yeah, cheers. The house is very well insulated.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.876908 del
>>876906
>now I'm clogged
>giant knife felling massive logs


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.876909 del
Cooked some honey soy chicken with rice and pigged out. Some of it went into feed packs, but too much went into my already overlarge stomach. I cannot be trusted around food.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.876910 del
>>876909
You did well to get any of it into the packs NEET. Do not be so hard on yourself.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.876911 del
>>876910
I refuse to surrender in my battle of the bulge. I don't care how many times food beats me. I will keep fighting.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.876912 del
>>876911
I have been fighting all my life. The food addiction is my defining trait.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.876913 del
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I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.876914 del
>>876909
Love a sticky wing.
Could go a half kg snack


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.876915 del
2 giant spring rolls down the hatch. Seed oil slop.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.876916 del
Had a good night without you all


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.876917 del
>>876913
Sleep tight.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.876918 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.876919 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.876920 del
Cow's cooked breakfast today


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.876921 del
Microwaved oats.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.876922 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.876923 del
Harrumph


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.876924 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.876925 del
>>876924
heck off


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.876926 del
>>876925
Language!


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.876927 del
>>876920
You had better take him somewhere nice.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.876928 del
>>876927
I think the next post after that one was his breakfast.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.876929 del
*Cow's breakfast
I mean


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.876930 del
I thought I had saved some BBQ Shapes for breakfast. WHO THE HECK ATE THEM?!


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.876931 del
>>876928
Yes, he had dogshit breakfast. But he needs the excursion he didn't get yesterday because Cruisey wanted to stay in and watch Weekend Sunrise or something.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.876932 del
Imagine spending $180 an hour so some cunt can come into your house and tell you to make your own breakfast while he plonks himself down on your couch to watch boomer TV.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.876933 del
>>876931
>But he needs the excursion he didn't ge
Cow's Day Out


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.876934 del
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>>876930
The mystery will go unsolved


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.876935 del
>>876934
It was FloorboardNEET.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.876936 del
>>876932
>while he plonks himself down on your couch to watch boomer TV.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aZZ8SpcM8sQ [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.876937 del
>>876932
That's not fair. Occasionally he'll place an egg on a crumpet.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.876938 del
>>876935
Did the smoke alarm go off?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.876939 del
>>876938
No. I'd have caught him if it had.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.876940 del
>>876900
It wasn't a meme


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.876941 del
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>>876940
If only he knew how bad the QA was


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.876942 del
I still find it funny how CrowdStrike incels are trying to throw Microsoft under the bus with them.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.876943 del
>>876942
The assassination was supposed to have worked. Taking down the Internet was part 2.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.876944 del
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Good Morning NEETs

More than 10hrs of sleep. Feeling refreshed


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.876948 del
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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.876949 del
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That moofie last night was so awful but I took away a bit of a laff that Turing wanted to be a hero for the alglo zionist war against National Socialism and he kinda was, but then the ZOG just raped and murdered him when he stopped being a useful idiot. The whole premise was that the code breaking thing won the war, This is bullshit, It was the orc horde equipped with USA gibs coming from the east that won the war. Then started a cold war that nearly saw nuclear armageddon. So dont play politically incorrect propaganda like that ever again Mr Wombo.


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NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.876951 del
>>876930
>heck
Watch your profamity


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.876952 del
>>876951
>profamity


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 22:59 [Preview] No.876953 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.876954 del
>>876949
What was the overall rating though?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.876955 del


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.876956 del
>>876954
fail dumbass


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.876957 del
>>876954
Nuro lasted 5 minutes.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.876958 del
>>876957
Nuro is a selfish and uncaring lover


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.876959 del
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>>876958
We have been through this. Saturdays need to be action moofies and Sunday can have the inteleectual moofies.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.876960 del
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>>876959
Last night's moofie was the last straw, really.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.876961 del
>>876959
>can have the inteleectual moofies.
The moofie was about a homosexual who decoded a cypher that had a small set of
>158,962,555,217,826,360,000
combinations.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.876962 del
>>876961
If you multiply that number by the number of days it was in use, it becomes even smaller.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.876963 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.876964 del
>>876963
I miss her.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.876965 del
morning neetbros


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.876966 del
>>876932
isn't it the taxpayer that does that?


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.876967 del
>>876966
Yes, but it still gets deducted from the sum allocated to the mong.


NEET 07/20/2024 (Sat) 23:52 [Preview] No.876968 del
These mongs and their herders are all in FAT CITY with this NDIS shit.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.876969 del
>>876968
No NDIS on your moon base?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.876970 del
>>876969
How did you know about my moon base?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.876971 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.876972 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yEmcEuS6xm4 [Embed]
10 Things I Hate About You (1999) will be on womboflix tonight neets, starring The Joker and teenage Julia Stiles. 7pm AEST.
The download link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/10.Things.I.Hate.About.You.1999.1080p.BrRip.x264.BOKUTOX.YIFY.mp4


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.876973 del
>>876972
Shakespeare for mongs. Lookin aforward it.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.876974 del
jesus julia stiles looks terrible today


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.876975 del
>>876972
I will be there.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.876976 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.876977 del
>>876975
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2ouGtW_5d6A [Embed]


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.876978 del
>>876977
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Qu4w2mIYrc [Embed]


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.876979 del
>>876978
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nO6YL09T8Fw [Embed]


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.876980 del
>>876977
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2BYmzUX-05g [Embed]


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.876981 del
>>876980
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ortNYIqO7E [Embed]


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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.876983 del


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:51 [Preview] No.876984 del
>>876982
lol good webm


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.876985 del
>>876946
Me on the left.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.876986 del
>>876982
That better not be Monk.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.876987 del
Bowel abuse


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.876988 del
>>876987
Too much chicken treat?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.876989 del
>>876988
No I went to chicken trash instead and they sold me leftover chicken treat that was much older than they said it was.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.876990 del
>>876989
I hope you learned your lesson


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.876991 del
>>876969
I've said it before you fagstylin normie potato; That line between you and the mongs you shepherd is an arbitrary one. NDIS is a giant, bloated sheltered workshop.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.876992 del
>>876990
You don't always get sick and paying half price for leftover food is worth the diarrhea.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.876993 del
FagstylinNormiePotatoNEET


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.876994 del
>>876993
He's a good NEET.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.876995 del
>>876991
Need to start a mong porn business.


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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.876997 del
>>876994
He’s at a pub for lunch


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.876998 del
>>876995
On the moon.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.876999 del
>>876995
I'm speechless, but how the fuk do you have these images on your PC?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.877000 del
>>876997
Wish I had someone to take me out for lunch.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.877001 del
>>877000
I just took myself out. No frens.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.877002 del
$35 for a steak
$17 for a glass of red wine
56 cents for the privilege of paying for it with my debit card
Why aren’t Australians rioting yet?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.877003 del
>>877001
we should all go out to lunch at the same time and post images of our food to the gen in real time, as well as taking pictures of other diners and making rude comments about them


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.877004 del
>>877003
or we could just come over to your place...


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.877005 del
>>876999
I downloaded them off the internet


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.877006 del
>>877005
you need to report yourself to the police


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.877007 del
>>877006
I already did, they came over and jerked off to all the monster, mong and scat porn I have and said to call them if I got any more decent stuff.


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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.877009 del
>>877008
The only vile part was them having a chainlink wank in my living room when the scat videos came up on the playlist.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.877010 del
>>877007
I always said the cops were bro tier


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.877011 del
>>877004
Smart.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.877012 del
>>877011
meetup when?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.877013 del
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Fixed the NAS. Was down for months. Might take the rest of the day off. Truenas doesnt make it easy i must say.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:25 [Preview] No.877014 del
I lost all my warez when the old NAS smoked. Now I gotta hunt around for re-installs, shid.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.877015 del
>>877013
you stole the fr*g I posted yesterday


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.877016 del
harrumphing biggly


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.877017 del
>>877015
fuk you that was always my frog you never had permission to post him


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.877018 del
>>877017
I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKEN ARSE!!


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.877019 del
I did some more cleaning. Covered in sweat again.
TOO FAT FOR BASIC LIVING


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.877020 del
A week since the trump rally shooting, we still know almost nothing about what happened.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.877021 del
>>876932
>180
Thats just what I charge you


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.877022 del
We went out for breaky then a few places for fun.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.877023 del
>>877022
What a detailed and informative post.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.877024 del
>>877020
On the contrary we know pretty much everything by now.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.877025 del
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>>877019
Keep going, you'll get there.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.877026 del
>>877022
>a few places for fun.
I hope it was wholesome fun.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.877027 del
>>877024
Possum was behind it.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.877028 del
>>876987
I shit out a few boulders this m9rning, along with a splash of blood and what looked like an off grape skin.
Had to stop several times while out for wet farts.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.877029 del
>>876991
We take the funds directly from jobseekers. Each mong fed is one neet starving.
Two birds.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.877030 del
>>877028
Metroid storm.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.877031 del
>>877003
We tried. Only I and Fifo got chinky feeds.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.877032 del
>>877023
Some NEETs may snoop too hard.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.877033 del
I've done absolutely nothing all day and I'm completely stressed out from doing it. Just not made for this world. Send me a $150 an hour herder please, I can't take care of myself anymore.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.877034 del
>>877033
I'll do 2hrs for that.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.877035 del
Although, I'll just yell at you until you do it yourself.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.877036 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.877037 del
Watching a low budget 70s british tv show about cryptids. Surprisingly good.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.877038 del
>>877018
Oh, really Mr Wombo? Perhaps this is the pepe you should have posted.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.877039 del
Very strange goon tax. Slept my alarm for 2 hours, every 8 minutes falling back to sleep and having a multitude of dreams. Can't really remember anything I've done this week. I haven't done anything. Practically my entire life exists within this monitor.
I'm going to put it back in the box and just use my laptop from now on, that might get me back to interacting with meat space more.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.877040 del
>>877038
That's a good Pepe.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.877041 del
>>877020
stangely the best place to get the news on this shit as it happnes was on mainstream media. I saw it about ten minutes after it happned.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.877042 del
>>877039
Good luck NEET.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.877043 del
>>877040
I posted it here previously. He stole that fr*g too.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.877044 del
>>877043
He is a wicked individual.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.877045 del
>>877028
How are you going to get your arse under control?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.877046 del
>>877045
His arse is a free spirit, there is no holding it back.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.877047 del
>>877046
Until I go to SA, I don't think I will understand


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>>877045
I'm blaming it on these, and hashbrowns. Also a meme.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.877049 del
Been saving memes a bit lately. Terrible habit.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.877050 del
>>877048
You need a complete seed oil boycott.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.877051 del
>>877048
>chicken crackles
Those are for kids.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.877052 del
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>>877049
And they're not even good ones.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.877053 del
roomoid going out because he's "obliged" to do so by other roomoids of colour. smh rip


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.877054 del
>>877051
where does it say that?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.877055 del
>>877050
I bought a three piece oil dripper thing.
Avo and olive only. The other one is for soy.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.877056 del
>>877051
Chivken sponge. Proxessed to the max.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.877057 del
>>877052
Good meme


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.877058 del
>>877054
"Crackles".


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.877059 del
>>877055
>soy
You may as well just put yourself on estrogen.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.877060 del
>>877059
I'd wager that avo oil has as much.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.877061 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.877062 del
>>877060
I would take that wager.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.877063 del
>>877055
>Avo and olive only. The other one is for soy.
Davo*
Soyfree*


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.877064 del
>>877061
me with the binoculars


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.877065 del
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>>877064
I'd see the glint and slot you


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.877066 del
Had a mid afternoon caffeine pill. It may have been a mistake, but I felt I had to do something


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.877067 del
Good finish to the footy. Carn Lions. Give it to big Joe.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.877068 del
>>877066
You need to try the Blend 43 enemas.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.877069 del
>>877052
pepe doesnt die.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.877070 del
feeling sad and stupid


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.877071 del
Dvorak for the win


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.877072 del
>>877071
shit music, shit keyboard layout, shit tennis player


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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.877074 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.877075 del
Time to start the day


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.877076 del
>>877066
Feeling all bright eyed and bushy tailed now, wish I'd taken the no-doze earlier. Going to go wash my car.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.877077 del
>>877076
wash my penis when you've done the car


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.877078 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.877079 del
>>877070
What have you done NEET?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.877080 del
>>877074
Handsome fella.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.877083 del
>>877081
I wonder how that flyer went down in 2012.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.877084 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.877085 del
Do those AI girlfriend things work properly yet?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.877086 del
>>877085
the app ones, not robots or whatever


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.877087 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.877088 del
>>877085
is there an open source one?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.877089 del
I hope you will be able to change the robot waifu's settings to increase their temperature for those cold nights. Get a hot water bottle effect from them in bed.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.877090 del
>>877088
I don't know


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.877091 del
Did that NEET doing the jigsaw puzzle finish it?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.877092 del
Who remembers tamagotchi?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.877093 del
>>877085
Yes, they can take your money very realistically.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.877094 del
>>877091
Not yet. About three quarters done.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.877095 del
>Doctors warn of significant increase in people hospitalised with psychosis after being prescribed medicinal cannabis
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-21/medicinal-cannabis-psychosis-harm-risk-prescription-marijuana/104116952


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.877096 del
>>877095
The choof heads are always in denial about this aspect of the vile herb.
Many lives ruined. Brains wrecked. Just say no.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.877097 del
>>877095
>Doctors warn
they're the fuckwits prescribing it


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.877098 del
>>877089
I would be like one of those spikey hot dog bun warmers.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.877099 del
>>877097
Dodgy curry doctors prescribe it. The good doctors are condemning it.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.877100 del


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.877101 del
>>877097
Sounds more like a Sir issue
>"We're seeing a lot of people getting medicinal cannabis who end up with their first psychotic episode, or we're seeing it dispensed to people who have psychotic conditions, and these people are relapsing," Professor Emmerson says.
>"Part of the issue … are these single-issue clinics which, if you ring up, it doesn't matter what you say you want.
>"They'll provide it for you even though there is probably no indication that it will work, and the prescribers never contact the person's treating doctor.


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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.877103 del
>>877098
I got caught on CCTV breaking into a Wendy's and sticking the spike up my bum.
Luckily the police could not identify me. The case is still open.


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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.877105 del
>>877103
It's not the only thing that would still be open.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.877106 del
>>877103
I agree with >>877105


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.877107 del
I want to know about boot times off a NVMe card.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.877108 del
>>877107
define "boot"


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.877109 del
>>877107
Probably faster but depends on the rest of the machine.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.877110 del
>>877103
Not even once?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.877111 del
having french food for dinner


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.877112 del
>>877111
Butter?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.877113 del
>>877111
Will it crawl off of your plate?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.877114 del
>>877111
Ooh la la.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.877115 del
>>877111
French fried potatoes?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.877116 del
>>877108
is it quicker than from HDD to SSD?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.877117 del
>>877111
Sacrebleu!


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.877118 del
>>877115
and le big mac and le nuggets


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.877119 del
>>877118
Royale with cheese?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.877120 del
>>877096
Remember how cruisey used to win all the time on the pokies? Then he got on the choof. Now it's just smoothbrain system all the time.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.877122 del
>>877121
We should've let the germans conquer france, nothing hitler would've done would be as bad as what they've done to themselves.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.877123 del
>>877120
Its the choof playing the pokies now. Just a fog cloud floating in front of the Chinaman pushing random buttons.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.877124 del
>>877121
Well memed.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.877125 del
>>877122
Other than install a puppet government, Hitler didn't do anything to France. It was still a nice place to live by all accounts.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.877126 del
>>877120
>Remember how cruisey used to win all the time on the pokies?
I member!


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.877127 del
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>>877123
Many such cases. Choof is as bad as vaccines.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.877128 del
>>877127
Interesting.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.877129 del
>>877123
You need to smoke opium to see the numbers clearly


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.877130 del
>>877127
You know what's bad?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.877131 del
>>877096
JUST SAY NO
JUST SAY NO!?
hOW many of your ruinous vices do (You) say No to!?
List them, ALL of them, Your degenerate slothful habits then claim to be saying no!


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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.877133 del
>>877125
>Hitler didn't do anything to France
Spooky
>Historically, the loss of Paris always meant the loss of France. The Führer repeats his order that Paris has to be defended. . . . The strongest measures to quell insurrection inside the city must be taken. . . . The bridges across the Seine are to be prepared for demolition. Paris must not fall into enemy hands except as a field of ruins.
https://lithub.com/on-hitlers-last-desperate-plan-to-destroy-paris/


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.877134 del
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OK neets, 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) will be on tonight. 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.877135 del
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Lads... I might stop being racist


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.877136 del
>>877133
This was when the Eternal Anglo wanted to take Paris and France. Not when the Anglo was nowhere near.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.877137 del
>>877128
Cruisey strokes the machines along the side.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.877138 del
>>877135
That's exactly what a racist would say.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.877139 del
>>877134
I am very much looking forward to it.


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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.877142 del
>>877136
It was less than a year before the war ended
>On August 22 (1944)
>... Hitler had ordered Paris defended to the last man, and demanded that the city not fall into Allied hands except as “a field of ruins.” Choltitz dutifully began laying explosives under Paris’ bridges and many of its landmarks, but disobeyed an order to commence the destruction. He did not want to go down in history as the man who had destroyed the “City of Light”—Europe’s most celebrated city.
http://history.com/this-day-in-history/paris-liberated

>Dwight D. Eisenhower's headquarters in Reims by Gen. Alfred Jodl, Chief of Staff of the German Army. The unconditional surrender of the German Third Reich was signed in the early morning hours of Monday, May 7, 1945
http://archives.gov/milestone-documents/surrender-of-germany


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.877143 del
>>877142
Letting the place get bombed or shot up isn't the same as oppressing the locals.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.877144 del
What if we'd just let the germans and the commies fuck each other up? Then we wouldn't have had a 50 year cold war against the commies.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.877145 del
>>877144
recall they started out on the same side...


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.877146 del
You NEETs killed the thread with this topic of posts.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.877147 del
>>877146
All because Weber mentioned his fucking Le Big Mac.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.877148 del
>>877146
Movie will be on soon.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.877149 del
>>877144
You would have 50 year cold war against the Germans.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.877150 del
>>877149
Which would have been worse given they don't have a sense of humor.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.877151 del
>>877150
They also have bad food.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.877152 del
>>877151
the wurst


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.877153 del
>>877152
Well bantered.


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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.877155 del
>>877152
I approve the wordplay.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.877156 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.877157 del
finding this 1970s british cryptids thing to be super comfy


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.877159 del
>>877157
Wikipedia lists the Tasmanian Tiger as a cryptid, and doesn't mention the Victorian puma at all. Fools.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.877160 del
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Ready.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.877161 del
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Alright neets, it's MOVIE time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.877162 del
>>877116
Nvmes are faster than Sata ssds


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.877163 del
Wondering what alcohol to drink tonight


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.877164 del
Cooking wine


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.877165 del
>>877163
it all has the same active ingredient


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.877166 del
>>877163
Metho with a splash of boot polish.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.877167 del
neighbour's fire alarm is going off again, hope I get to call the fire brigade again


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.877168 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.877169 del
You didn't say
>tab closed


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.877170 del
Two pepperoni pizza rolls, 12 cinnamon donuts and a 180g of peanut MnMs for din dins


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.877171 del
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that moofie was going nowhere and I cant stand clingy teen american flix, although this one was good.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.877172 del
>>877170
Interesting combination, it does sound filling.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.877173 del
>>877171
What was the score then?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.877174 del
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>>877170
dindins of champions mate, what's for dessert?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.877175 del
>>877174
2 bottles of Mcguigan black label.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.877176 del
>>877173
If i dont watch the credits then I dont know who's who and i cant do a review or score it, dumbass


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.877177 del
>>877176
>dumbass


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.877178 del
>>877176
Pro-rata it!


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.877179 del
>>877169
he liked it


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.877180 del
A good feel when I suggest a silly movie and the NEETs end up liking it.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.877181 del
We need a deepfake of 10 thing I hate about you where heath ledger's character is replaced by the joker


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.877182 del
>>877175
Scaling back the booze plateaued at 17 standos, did it?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.877183 del
>>877179
I knew it!


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.877184 del


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.877185 del


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.877186 del
Night.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.877187 del
Good movie, thanks again.
I think gonna stream The Olsen Gang on August 3rd.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.877188 del
>>877186
Night fella.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.877189 del
>>877185
8.6 in a bottle of red


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.877190 del
>>877189
7.4 in this one


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.877191 del
>>877186
Good night Pidge. xx
That is a good one.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.877192 del
valve-timing gears from the Bristol Hercules radial engine


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.877193 del
>>877187
They terrorised Bob Saget on Full House.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.877194 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.877195 del
>>877193
Haha, I get it!


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.877196 del


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.877197 del
>>877196
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wNsJUmFrUCA [Embed]


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.877198 del
>>877196
You still on twitter?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.877199 del
>>877194
Nice meme.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.877200 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4bd1MHZGizA [Embed]


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.877201 del


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.877202 del
>>877201
Doomscrolling. Mental health disintegrating.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.877203 del
>>877202
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=4bd1MHZGizA
I deactivated it, went to bed, and then woke up to Trump being shot in the face


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.877204 del
>>877196
Liked this one too.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.877205 del
>>877203
there is no escape


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.877206 del
Disappointed the crowdstrike thing didn't bring down western civilisation. Was really excited on friday night.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.877207 del
Another night another 14 standards. Looked severely red in the face in the brief glance in the mirror post piss. Head might blow off.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.877208 del
>>877207
>severely red in the face
A boozer's face.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.877209 del
>>877206
Same I even got a cask to party by myself and watch the collapse. Another nothing burger

>>877207
iktf


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.877210 del
We will collapse before society does.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.877211 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.877212 del
Github still not working properly. Probably a lot of machines to manually reboot


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.877213 del
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QEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEQ


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.877214 del
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>>877213
Strange post


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.877215 del
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>>877214
can't a fella have a laugh every now and then?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.877216 del
>>877215
Only real and true fellas can have.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.877217 del
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>>877216
I'm da realest, truest fella dere eva was.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 19:11 [Preview] No.877218 del
JOEVER


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.877219 del
dayum that Jade Mcmillan is a fucking midget...


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 19:31 [Preview] No.877220 del
>>877219
Is this normal?
>JD Vance wrote in "Hillbilly Elegy" that he once became convinced he was gay when he was a kid.
>"The only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women," he wrote.
>His grandmother quickly put that notion to rest, asking him: "JD, do you want to suck dicks?"
http://businessinsider.com/jd-vance-convinced-himself-gay-hillbilly-elegy-trump-vp-2024-7


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.877221 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.877222 del
>>877218
he's still the fucking president, the guy with nuclear launch codes has lewy body dementia


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.877223 del
>>877220
I wonder if he had to fuck peter thiel to get that sweet venture capitalist job


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.877224 del
>>877222
Thanks Wizzy. His picture books tell him not use it.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.877225 del
>>877223
His grandmother should ask him to put that notion to rest.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.877226 del
>>877218
I'm voting for Trump this time


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.877227 del
>>877226
Do you think he'll drain the swamp this time?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.877228 del
>>877227
trust the plan


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.877229 del
Does congress have to choose a new VP now?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.877230 del
shidin with biden


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.877231 del
>>877229
An ignorant question.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.877232 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.877233 del
>>877231
Yeah, forget I asked it.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.877234 del
>>877233
No. Now we will answer it for you bro.
Biden remains president at this point in time. That brown woman Koala Harris remains VP.
The new Democrat nomination will choose their own running mate, who will be VP if the Democrats get elected again.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.877235 del
>>877232
I miss her.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.877236 del
I believe a quick squirt of WD-40 could have saved her.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 21:44 [Preview] No.877237 del
>>877236
We tried to tell him.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.877238 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/yourmoney/consumer/article-13643829/Jeff-Bezos-strange-two-pizza-rule-stop-Amazon-workers-time-wasting.html
>'We try to create teams that are no larger than can be fed by two pizzas. We call that the two-pizza team rule,' Bezos once said.
Team of one here.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.877239 del
>>877238
Skellie uprising must be defeated. #TeamOne


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.877240 del
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13654847/amp/autism-reversed-symptoms-reduced-young-age-study.html

Autism isn't real.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.877241 del
>>877218
Days without a CIA coup against a democratically elected president in the Americas: 0


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.877242 del
Back pain, no sleep, just fuck my shit up


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.877243 del
>>877226
thank you for your service

>>877241
first they tried a bullet, then they will try a truck bomb, then they wil try a nuke


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.877244 del
lel... elon just updated his twitter bio pic


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.877245 del
>>877244
I hate him more and more with each passing day.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.877246 del
>>877241
I thought the last speil was that he wasn't democratically elected


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.877247 del
>>877245
He is bloop king


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.877248 del
>>877240
I believe they taught the kids to mask (i.e., act normal). If they don't have a release (stim or such) they'll probably develop behavioural issues. Most 'tism diagnosis happen when the kids are older so it will be interesting to see if the result sticks.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.877249 del
>>877242
Arse status?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.877250 del
been waiting for based dave's hot take...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wAzEJxOo1ts [Embed]


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.877251 del
>>877250
this guy has the same five stories he just repeats over and over


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.877252 del
i made the windows start menu
i added zip folders to windows
look at this ancient piece of shit i spent too much money on
i have autism and wrote a book about it


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.877253 del
Going to VPN into a client network to look busy and then do some house work.
Far too negative for this time of the morning.
Laters


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.877254 del
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NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.877255 del
>>877254
Good book and Pepe.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.877256 del
>>877251
>>877252
sounds like the opinion of someone who does not own a PDP-11 ;)


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.877257 del
>>877253
Good luck NEET.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.877258 del
>>877256
I owned and restored a PDP-8 and then threw it in a skip bin.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.877259 del
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Ladies and gentlemen..*clears throat*
WE GOT HIM


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.877261 del
>>877259
In. The. Bag.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.877263 del
>>877248
If it's affected or changable, that means it's not permanently in that state and symptoms can be alleviated through therapy.
By their own definition, it isn't a disability (a permanent, lifelong condition that cant be treated).


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.877264 del
>>877263
Good luck using therapy with a non-verbal autist.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.877265 del
>>877244
Mars landing imminent. There's stuff going on at spacex the public hasn't been told about.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.877266 del
>>877262
lol she'll probably come to Australia to do some tour on her experience/toxic masculinity in schools.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.877267 del
anxiety from all the tinnies today, will have to keep my head down at work and struggle through


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Got the makings for dinner tonight.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.877269 del
>>877265
Yeah nobody outside of Space X would have noticed a craft heading towards Mars. Doofus.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.877270 del
I want to drop out of life completely. I mean I'm already pretty much dropped out, but somehow I still have stuff to do and I hate it. Also took another no-doze pill.


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.877271 del
>>877268
A lovely entree. Where's the main course?


NEET 07/21/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.877272 del
>>877270
The drudgery of it all is the worst part


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.877273 del
>>877270
>I mean I'm already pretty much dropped out
>Also took another no-doze pill.
How are going to spend your no-doze NEET fuel?


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:09 [Preview] No.877274 del
>>877273
Hopefully it will give me enough energy to take another no-doze


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.877275 del
Can’t even google things without intrusive lifeline messages


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.877276 del
>>877274
Smart.


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.877277 del
>>877275
Post them here and we can post lifeline Pepe or a just instead.


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.877278 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.877279 del
>>877268
are those meatballs already cooked?


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.877280 del
>>877279
Not if they require 25 minutes in an oven


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.877281 del
CHRONIC LONELINESS


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.877282 del
>>877268
or you could just get that exact same slop from subway in 5 minutes.....and you might even fuck it up too

>>877270
>>877272
thats why i got the fuck out of NEET town. being on a set income just above the poverty line severely limits the things you can do, things get repetive pretty quick (unless you have a side hustle) (and if that side hustle is drugs you got a good 5 years maybe)


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.877283 del
MARKING TIME UNTIL DEATH


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.877284 del
WISH I’D NEVER BEEN BORN


NEET 07/22/2024 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.877292 del
New Thread: >>877290
New Thread: >>877290
New Thread: >>877290



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