HOGWARTS BEST WARTS

Wet farts

Setting the alarm for 330. Going back to sleep.
Aldi sliced chorizo and their milk is substandard.

>>930546
sounds nice

>>930556
That wasn't a chorizo you were milking.

Back home
The Amazon pajeet had been
Bill wanted to go to the Reject Shop to buy a strainer and some stockings. Ended up having to go to Woolies to get the stockings.

>>930559
>Ended up having to go to Woolies to get the stockings
They will look good on you NEET.

>>930560
I think he's trying to strain a big chunk of crap out of one of the paint tubs. I'm not even going to ask.

>>930559
Bill will look dashing in his stockings.

I am making a pair of undies out of cheese cloth for Cruisey as a christmas present.

>>930562
Hot!

>>930563
Lucky.

>>930563
Imagine the smell.

16 hours clean. Things are not going well. Feel flushed, angry, can't focus, no energy, still have not eaten.

>>930567
Go for a drive somewhere NEET.

>>930559
What about the strainer?

>>930563
Milked chorizo cheddar

>>930569
He has that on his head

>>930567
You shouldnt wash it for that long

Bill in stockings with a strainer on his head

>>930573
Well drawn.

>>930573
>>930574
He looks good.

>>930577
That cost an Adelaide guy his firearms license

>>930578
Lol

>>930580
Potential Cash Cow 🧐

We need to recognise Western Saharah as part of Morocco then liberate Algeria from their oppressive rulers and destabilise boko haram and the rest of them. Tindouf provence requires western intervention.

>>930582
Get off the internet right now.

>>930581
>>930580
Hahaha, hes a herder. What a tripper.

>>930583
He's an essential NEET. Not possible.

>>930583
There's gas fields in Niger that require pipelines through the area just off shore. Polisario ruin stability.

>>930586
👆

>>930577
monk on the right

>>930589
He looks well.

anyone know where i can watch unfiltered videos of terry davis using racial slurs to describe cia agents?

>>930592
Doesn't YouTube have them but they're age restricted or whatever that shit is that requires a account?

Personally I enjoyed the war, at least at the time.

>>930591
We used to do that with ten cent pieces. You could buy a raspberry strap for ten cents back then

>>930594
The meme war of 2016? It was a good time.

Bill gave himself an early 45 minutes.

>>930597
you didn't make him slave away during the 45 degree heat did you?

>>930597
Hot weather policy.

>>930598
little bit

>>930592
He wasn't that impressive. Compilers aren't special.

>>930597
>>930600
Bill loves the heat.

>>930601
Your trolling.

>>930601
ur a stupid fucken nigger

If they were, people would be able to sell them, and wouldn't rely on the preexisting ones. Its like reinventing a device for toasting bread when you can get a toaster for $5.

If he wasnt a schizo that said nigger, noone would remember him. Or.. he would have been another Gates or Jobs, or even a Torvalds but he wasn't that gifted. Just a dooting mong.

>>930601
/ausneets/ is now a templeos neighbourhood, linux niggers are going to have to keep on moving

I need to shit but the toilet is clogged again. This is fucked up neets.

>>930605
I fondly remember the days Fatherbot would bring home the latest Borland or MS Visual Whatever boxed set from the government and I'd copy the disks

>>930608
Get a hydrojet drain cleaning mob to come out and blast your pipes

posting without wearing pants again

>>930608
Time for unspeakable things to unclog it?

>>930611
Hot!

Terry Davis was diagnosed with schizophrenia, but I wonder if he was only suffering from schizotypal personality disorder.

I need to apologise in advance, NOOTs. I have so much to do this week that I am probably going to oscillate wildly between sad and angry and back again. If I say anything particularly hurtful it is not personal.

>>930614
He literally chose to put up with a broken collar bone rather than let glowniggers near him.

>>930615
It's ok neet, some of those other neets deserve it.

GOOD AFTERNOON NEETS

According to BOMs latest observations it feels like a fresh and breezy 24 degrees at Sunshine Coast airport. Fry chadelaide NEETs… lol

Popped some pills, listening to breaks. Put a lamb shoulder roast in the oven when I left. Should be nicely done when I get back. Then back in the cool zone.

43 here tomorrow.
Might get on the standoes tonight

>>930619
the ancient boong secret of surviving heat on this continent, has worked for thousands of years

ffs they brought those bali 9 fuckwits home in time for xmas

no further prison time here and placed in housing by the government despite the country being in the middle of a housing crisis

>>930618
Based.

Back from building lego. Might cook an early dinner so I can watch harry potter

>>930624
>Might cook an early dinner so I can watch harry potter
smart move

>>930622
I'm sure they won't kick any somalians rapefugees out of their homes to accomdate the bali 9.

That ugly Bali 9 lesbian was the worst one.

>>930624
I hope you built something nice.

>>930627
>ugly Bali 9 lesbian
We have many dangerous creatures on on this continent

>>930626
No, but they have been provided accomodation already. Despite the fact there are Whites that have been been on a public housing waiting list for over a decade and never committed any crime.

>>930627
and she got a pussy pass 6 years ago

only good thing there was she was so fat and ugly as shit and couldn't string a sentence together that the media couldn't be bothered engaging with her

unlike sooky la la and andrew ching chong who milked the media for all it was worth before they got shot like crying coward dogs

lets cry and try and sing the few words of amazing grace we know like the unoriginal gaylords we are

should have sung tubthumping by chumbawamba

>>930624
Where the fuck are the pictures ? You can’t just say LEGO and leave us hanging…

>>930609
Thats illegal

Also MoofieNEET I want to nominate “Scrooged” as a cringemass moofie suggestion. I have not seen it and I am in the mood for some Bill Murray. Thanks.

>>930633
He got away with execution!

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002) in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>930638
ok, noted, I was thinking of playing it's a wonderful life, but we can vote on these two movies and any others.

Do any other execs eat dinner and then immediately forget that they ate like 10 minutes later?

>>930642
The more I eat the hungrier I get.

>>930642
sometimes

>>930639
The lucky bastard

might open the passion pop

>>930642
No.

correction: the passion pop and the walker's scottish biscuit assortment motherbat said to put aside for the holidays

>>930649
Tis the season.

>>930649
>put aside for the holidays
I think that means do not eat now.

>>930651
I'll try and find some more this week

>>930651
A man never knows which moment will be his last. He is right to drink deep draughts from the cup of temptation.

I can always claim Bill ate them

>>930654
Smart.

they're quite good biscuits
the chocolate are the weakest of the three

>>930656
I will have a stem ginger please.

What's the best kind of bikkie for christmas neets? I'm thinking of some sort of shortbread, dipped in chocolate.

>>930657
Go for it, NEET. They have a pleasant ginger 'kick' at the end.

>>930658
> dipped in chocolate.
She would be sweet enough.

>>930658
Royal dansk

>>930660
want to shave her arms with a straight razor and apply styptic to the cuts

>>930661
Good if you need a sewing tin, but not much else.

>>930663
The bicuits are as good as the tin.

Get in here neets, it's time for Harry Potter 2: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

shit, burritos cost like $20 these days, I imagined them as being less than 10

>>930666
Thanks Wizzy.

>>930618
Based roast and oxys sunday

>>930666
how the fuck are we not in a recession?

>>930669
Nuro's been keeping the economy afloat for years.

>>930670
We owe him more than we could ever understand.

Nuronomics 101

>>930672
Suburbs are going to be developed of brick dunnies painted white for the next generation to live in. Warehouses are the future.

>>930673
nuro's not a monster, he's just ahead of the curve

>>930674
Nuro will be remembered for his brutalist architecture.

>>930675
His invention of the open plan bathroom concept.

Watching King Kong (1976). It is surprisingly sexual. Dwan is hot.

there was a post credits scene, gilderoy lochart sitting in a window on a book cover, with a straitjacket on

>>930681
was well filmed, looks almost as good as star wars, made around the same time

Why is nuro back? I thought he was banned. Is Pariston still the BO?

Nuro is BO of our hearts.

>>930685
RIP. I will always remember Nuro.

>>930682
He is at Saint Mungo's.

>>930685
He will always be BO of my back orifice.

>>930683
There are lots of shots like this. They were okay with it being a bit ecchi.

>>930689
>ecchi
I am glad I do not know what that word means. I recognise it, but that is all.

tfw

Pain, nausea, splitting headache.
Got through the whole day.

>>930693
Well done NEET. tomorrow will be easier.

my wife is dying

>>930695
My condolences.

I liked the movie very much, havent seen it in probably over 10 years. Harry potter definitely went downhill after the 3rd one

>>930697
>Harry potter definitely went downhill after the 3rd one
I agree.

>>930697
It's a strong decline after a weak start to be honest.

Might only allow myself to read books from before 1900 from now on.

>>930700
Ive been reading excession by ian m banks, its dense but alright so far

I‘m gonna hoof it back to the excelsior. I gotta take a wicked shit.

I had to stop and think what is causing my depression tonight. I can't remember. Depression remains though.

still puzzled at the truth behind freemasonry

>>930705
Hiram Abiff was the king of another city I think somewhere in Phoenecian coast, maybe Sidon that king Solomon talked to and shared technology and ideas with. The pillars supposedly represent what was saved from the preflood culture/s. They were made of brass and marble iirc, fire and earthquake proof. They now imo are about saving a specimin of us for after the next collapse. Probably behind those seed pods that save grain breeds for future generations.

Can't sleep, how did my life come to this sorry point?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sX_r9R98DiY [Embed]

Very good viewing. What we've lost.

December is the month of woe

>>930709
I want Prada
ohhh oh ohhh

morning neets

I would like to nominate niggerlicious as the word of the day.

>>930712
Preposterous!

cruiSey

>>930712
Vile

I need to turn the Cool Zone off and let it rest until I need it again later today, but I can't bring myself to push the button.

Nightmares about the jungle

>>930717
You don't like fun and games?

>>930719
he probably doesn't have to waste much time socialising to score pussy

>>930719
I hope you fellas gonna be welcoming to him in couple of years.

>>930722
depends what daddy does in the next couple of years I guess

>>930716
I just turned it on.

>>930718
It was all fun and games at the time

>>930729
He was making a Guns N' Roses joke

>>930730
Ooh nana nana

>>930730
Shiban would make a good ON candidate, he knows more about Australian culture than I do.

>>930731
oohnah!

>>930734
which one of you is this?

>>930736
morning guv

>>930735
This image is a sexual fantasy for fat chicks.

>>930693
Hope you are feeling better today neet.

>>930711
morning

>>930725
keked at the second one.

>>930733
She's a good slut. Deflated my swollen nads.

Daily reminder that frequent horn honking is a non-white behaviour.

Coles and Woolies are low hanging fruit. I feel bad for them and the attacks they face. Tall poppy syndrome, where they cant even defend themselves. Its a business and they sell convenience. If people were as upset as they pretend to be, they wouldn't shop there.

>>930744
I'll honk your horn.

Ya mum is convenient

>>930739
It should be legal to throw things at them as you drive past.

Just did some hardcore wagery. Feeling functional.

>>930750
Well done NEET.

Good Morning NEETs

Got today off. Not leaving the coolzone. Just not doing it.

>>930753
Some poor cunt minding their own business a mile away gets hit with that nigger's bullet.

going to go to a national park and dig holes
like a stressed out dog
they know why

Made the mistake of going outside. It is very hot out there.

>>930756
Stay inside.

40.4 already

>>930755
May all your holes be deep, strong and firm.

>>930758
The good news is the heat will peak early and then swiftly decline.

>>930761
or keep going until it's 60 or something tonight

>>930755
National parks are where all the normies go to escape. But escape is a myth. Only those that simply cannot tolerate normies belong away from the cities.

messaged teh guiy about the hting

>>930764
I checked my phone there is no message.

>>930757
Venetian status - full tilt

I hate yugoslavia!

Shidding a crap

Insurance Jews send a $1600 bill the week before Christmas

>>930773
Ho ho ho

Might have another choof. Then get into it again. Productivity, here I come.

>>930775
What schemes do you have planned neet?

dfestroyed my anius

>>930776
Data entry and file sorting. Its the same as moving boxes from room to room.

>>930778
You can do my house tomorrow

>>930779
I wish I knew where all this shit is supposed to go when not in use

Its really hot

>>930781
I'm really hot.

I want a gf

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/catherine-colivas-woman-lured-saudi-arabian-prince-to-bitcoin-kidnapping/news-story/69116a70d0589a44435ecf84620134af
>she avoided jail on charges including kidnapping, extortion, burglary and recklessly causing injury
double standards are great

>>930784
Make yourself worthy first.

>>930785
Outrageously lenient. That is the sort of crime that needs to be come down on severely. We don't want it here.

>>930785
not a comfy post

this is my Chilean friend from Chile
he is an accountant

the speech bubble says it all really

>https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-04084-9

Time to fast.

Everybody dance

Ordered 22.5 litres of booze (89.2 standos). Hopefully that will be enough to put up with Motherbat from Sunday night until the shops open again on Boxing Day.

41 degrois might get in the pool

>>930844
I'm not sure that is a hit.

>>930846
It was 41.8 here earlier. Dropped to 36.4 supposedly.

Big Fella is probably sitting on a nice plump mound of snow and chortling at our distress.

>>930845
Make sure it is hidden from her.

>>930845
Grab a few extra for backup.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/rare-sighting-of-british-tv-legend-patricia-routledge-at-95/news-story/681f0e38567ab2a61ee4ba15e2c25286
still rootable

binged again, I never fucking learn

I want to buy alcohol but don't want to get IDed

Is KFC open?

>>930854
You will have to start brewing your own.

>>930845
I'm going to do xmas sober and no caffeine. Gonna go hard and get out in as minimum time as I can manage. Its going to be psychological hell for a week tho. I hate christmas so much its unreal.

About to shit my pants

I shit my pants

>>930855
You will have to start frying your own.

>>930857
Xmas Day I won't be able to drink as I have to drive Motherbat to Sisterbot and Bill's place and back home again.
The week starting Sunday 29th, I'll probably try getting off the piss and eating better.

>500g cabonora pasta, says it serves 4
>ate the whole thing
>then scoffed down 2 containers of rice pudding for desert.
I'm a fucking retard, I never learn, zero self control. I need help.

>>930846
Pools are evil, bin it.

>>930861
>getting off the piss
Yet you just bought fifty liters of hard liquor.

>>930862
just had early dinner and a cup of coconut juice. Had a big lunch too but I pulled six spars out of the deep bush and thats a lot of work. Might have some meta mucil and clean up before the cool change hits.

>>930864
That's barely 3 days worth at my current rate of consumption.

>>930865
Good stuff, Tiffin.
I'll reply to your email soon.

Watching ''Violent Cop' by Beat Takashi
Its pretty good jap kino. Shibs would like it if he wasnt such a bogan

>>930845
That's a lot of alcohol for 10 days

>>930856
It's alright, I have a couple of drinks left over. My friend used to brew cider

>>930869
>10 days
3.5 days

>>930868
Takeshi kitano is the main reason japanese crime rates are so low.

>>930871
How can anybody respect a guy whose surname is one letter away from 'take shit'?

Afternoon drinks

>>930873
Hmmmm, plant based. So they're grass fed drinks.

>>930874
Didn't see that until you pointed it out. Its weird how things are labelled plant based these days, alcohol is alcohol it's unhealthy anyway

>>930874
>>930875
Pretty fucken stupid thing to put on an alcohol can. It's not like we drink booze made from fermented meat.

>>930876
But can you? Surely the aztecs used to make liquor out of human sacrifices and drink it out of their skulls/

>>930877
you need simple sugars to produce alcohol, and I doubt you could do it with meat
maybe a type 2 diabetic after a binge

google suggests oyster beer and fermented milk, but they're rare and probably get some help with additives

>>930879
don't listen to google neet, google is like bad advice dog

>>930873
>plant based
Like gluten free salt, organic apples, vegan almonds

GregO got another dud.

>>930880
But I enjoy the ads they select for me to watch.

>>930883
🤔

Cranking 😅

>>930847
I'm sure that your mum had dick in vagina

>>930888
Fuck yes. Im excited for azkaban

>>930888
Absolutely based.

Good Afternoon NEETs. It’s a cringemass miracle. Some of my prezzies arrived today. Got some new IEMs and some CDs I bought from Ebay. Should get another haul tomorrow

Some would say yeeeah.

>>930894
Centrelink Coal again this year ?

I have family and friends

>>930895
>>930893
Nuro gets his tech purchase deliveries prioritized because they know that a happy Nuro is good for everyone

>>930893
Based. True miracle.

>>930895
Based.

>>930898
You’re not wrong. Moondrop assholes kept me waiting nine months radio silence for the disc dream. My influence almost destroyed their company.

> waiting 9 monthes for a cd player

😅

>>930895
You go through ear phones like shit through a goose.

>>930903
You have no disopable income to enjoy consooming

Pans nice and hot for dinner

Watching Beetlejuice (1988).

>>930904
>disopable income
All your income is disposable because you're homeless.

>>930906
New one is better.

I think you mean indisposable dumdum

>>930901
You are a sucker for vaporware

>>930908
I downloaded the new one first thinking that it was a remake but it turns out it is a sequel, so I'm watching this one first.

>>930909
Clayton?

>>930913
He's an expert in all fields and sub-specialisations.

>>930879
You can't buy fermented horse milk on every corner? We neither.
Suggestions for what btw?

>>930871
Also for school kids being polite and disciplined.

>>930914
To his credit, he has stopped pretending to be a mathematician and physicist.

>>930917
He doesn't need any further validation. He just looks over at his wall of achievements.

>>930918
kek

>>930882
He is too fussy.

I am enjoying Beetlejuice (1988).

>>930914
Nuro knows so much and is an expert in so many advanced fields he's literally had to forget high school maths and physics and english. I don't think you neets could even begin to comprehend just how much he knows.

gaped and raped like an old boong

>>930922
>and english
KEK

>>930922
Change of topic would be nice.
How was your Monday?

>>930922
>begin to comprehend just how much he knows.
It's driven some NEETs to heavy gooning.

I can't stand Mila Kunis.

>>930927
Which one is that?

All these stupid tik tok low quality posts fuck this I'm drunk fuck that

tfw no mother

>>930928
The old boilers need some lovin as well.

>>930932
Rebecca Ferguson is top tier mummy-material.

>>930932
You wouldn't know what to do with her if you got one.

>>930931
Well duck'd.

>>930937
Based.

>>930926
Monk was actually sober and straitedge before nuro started posting here. But a few weeks of exposure to just how based nuro was drove him into alcoholism, 5 years later he still hasn't recovered.

>>930936
I'm sure that he'd figure something out.

>>930931
Ducko is getting down.

>>930930
>fuck this I'm drunk fuck that
Amen

>>930932
What happened after she left the silo?

>>930934
Why can't you stand her?

>>930941
I bet she pays someone to scrape the pidge shit out of her handbag.

>>930947
kek

>>930946
>What happened after she left the silo?
Went to another silo

>>930947
And her I am scraping the poo off my own underpants.

>>930950
There is no shame anymore.

>>930931
Stupid post, but funny

>>930953
Good we could use a bit of CBT.

>>930946
Something about her face pisses me off. That and the fact the media holds her up as the most beautiful woman to have ever existed.

>69.69 MB
He really is obsessed with stanley.

>>930949
She must like confined spaces.

>>930956
I see. I thought perhaps personality issues.
>media holds her up as the most beautiful woman to have ever existed.
I dunno if it does. Well it does with all these broads to some extent. So I dunno if they put particularly effort into that in her case.

>>930954
Based.

>>930959
Nice VPN!

>>930954
is that the creek that drains from the lagoon behind IGAYs slum?

Off to coles. Enjoy the usual testicular torsion.

>>930963
10L of spring water thnx

might boil some eggs tomorrow

>>930965
How many?

>>930965
Make me 2 curry egg sandwiches please.

https://x.com/jmrphy/status/1868507008552570943

Maybe stick with grok

>>930965
Hard boiled eggs' shelf life up to 2 months. Boil 'em today.

>>930969
gonna pickle them in vinegar

Got standoes from Dan before he closed. Based Dan

>>930971
>Based Dan
He is there for us when we need him.

>>930971
Dan won't let you down.

Feeling sad.😔

Time for a nice cup of tea.

>>930974
I hope this Pepe image can boost your spirits.

>>930975
kek what a fat possum.

>>930977
Very hurtful neet.

>>930977
This is why Possum no longer posts here.

>>930976
nice pepe

how many executives do you think we lost to the heat?

>>930985
Not enough

>>930985
3

>>930985
Soak them in a brine solution overnight and they will be fine.

From now on I'm only going to buy all natural food. Gonna beat the bulge.

>>930964
Don't you have access to water in the dunny?

>>930990
>natural food
That stuff will kill you NEET. Your body has adjusted to the slop now.

>>930990
I was listening to a podcast about fermented foods and sprinting to reduce visceral fat

>>930993
Will just listening to this podcast help you lose fat, or do you have to diet and exercise too?

>>930994
> you have to diet and exercise too?
woe, steady on there neet.

>>930994
Yes, but short burst sprints are better than long distance running for burning visceral fat, so you dont want to exercise too much if thats your goal

I think I would blow out both my knees if I tried to sprint.

>>930997
My knees hurt just from sleeping on my side. It’s like the leg on top crushes the one underneath it.

>>930998
Sleep with a pillow between your legs

>>930999
That’s my scrotum

>>930998
>>930997
We need to become aquatic, like the dinosaurs before us, we have advanced in our evolution to the point where we need water to support us.

>>931001
Yes the future is water based NEETs and we will have Aquadan to deliver our goon.

Can I see a psychologist without going to a GP?

Prawns swimming up my arse hole.