Please teach me how to link old threads?

and how to make the title pink?

**test: Old thread: https://endchan.net/ausneets/res/928364.html#928364**

FUck yes I did it, fuck this fuck that I want my old thread back

>>929400
Its Indian though

>>929390
At least give me credit for the pepe.

>>929403
It has been used previously.

>>929404
oh, my bad

>>929406
Good music. Nice and peaceful. Thanks neet

Going to go for a walk and a run, be back in a bit NEETS

>>929401
It's gone neet, time to move on.

>>929395
>Please teach me how to link old threads?
It is the same as if you were replying to that post. Just copy paste the >>XXXXX from the old thread.

>and how to make the title pink?
Write the title in the "Subject" box.

>>929410
Ive made peace with it. But I still want to know how to make the text pink

>>929412
Thanks for the answers, neet

I just have to type it and it links

>>325233

>>929409
lol so it was pepe living under the floorboards all this time.

test

>>929409
Well memed.

test

Fuck yes now Im a named neet.

>>929409
kek

>>929411
Thats a man!

>>929420
That's also a man!

>>929415
Check your smoke alarms.

I thought NurseryNEET was just a myth. A story told to frighten children.

>>929425
No, I work in a plant nursery

>>929426
Are things going well?

>>929427
yes. im ok. Its been hot lately though

>>929426
Is it open to the public?

>>929429
Only to the fathers.

I open sourced my asshole

>>929433
open sores

Octosore

Night.

>>929436
Goodnight neet.

>>929429
No, only to other nurseries

I want a new job but its hard to get a job

>>929436
night

>>929438
>want a new job
it's hard to find one you really want to do.

is remote work a common thing in australia?

>>929440
Yea true

>>929441
Its rather common but very competitive

>>929438
Become a tradie, you get paid 150k a year and don't have do actually do anything.

Do nurserie workers have to handle dangerous plant chemicals?

>>929444
what's good for the plant is good for the nursery worker

>>929444
Sometimes, but I wear protective clothing

>>929443
Might become a sparky

>>929446
you can start by fixing webby's house

>>929447
Its already done

>>929433
Did you have many people contributing pulls?

>>929449
I did

>>929436
Good night.

might go in the cool zone for some james bong

>>929452
Have a safe transition.

Managed to get some stuff done today, for a change, but it was only 2-3 hours of productivity. I literally do not understand where the rest of the day goes.

>>929454
You need some sort of outside audit for this factory of yours.

>>929454
All I did was go to Dans and watch a tv show.

Need to block all those sassy negresses from my youtube feed, maybe write a ublock custom filter tomorrow

>>929456
You need to do more with your life. Smoke some choof too.

23.6 standoes plus a double dare was a mistake

>>929459
You've done ausneets proud son.

there's a fucking chopper flying around overhead, how the fuck am i supposed to sleep now?

better delete the boong porn

>>929461
It's just looking for the slow neets.

now the dogs have started barking at the helicpter, ffs

Why did the Brits transport the Moonraper shuttle on the back of the jumbo jet with a full tank of fuel? Seems irresponsible to me.

Might watch some videos about proto indoeuropeans.

SA KING PRAWNS EDINBURGH NORTH

DELETE THE BULGE PICS!!!

>>929459
Have a monster to settle the stomach.

>>929465
Maybe they got a discount if they filled both up at once.

>>929459
woe, that's a lot.

My dunny is clogged and I need to shit. This is not good. I'm thinking I might shit in a hole and bury it.

>>929472
Just do it in the gutter.

>>929471
Drivin to Medimart tomorrow

400mg magnesium glycinate and a strong chamomile and lavender tea down the hatch.

The only time I woke up early and had time to chill before work was when I got drunk. Maybe I need to get drunk more often

NEETs i dont know how to tell you this. I have been clean for almost 2 years now. Tonight i cracked. I am back on the Mersey Valley Cheese

>>929478
Those trotters are going to swell right back up again. You won't even be able to type.

>>929479
Nurolink will help me communicate with the outside world.

>>929438
Do uou havev any fruit trees at home?

where do i buy magnesium glycinate?

Hot and Humid demountable

mording
bin day

Good morning Chat.

had a bit of a cry

>>929500
Cry more, get it out of your system

>>929482
I bought it from my local pharmacy but you can also buy it online at compounding pharmacy

Only been half an hour and I'm already on the work toilet. Cbf. It's too hot today

>>929503
get back to work Monk. those boxes aren't gonna put themselves in other boxes.

>>929499
GM

morning bros

>>929515
>>929516
Another day of sitting around ?

>>929517
>sitting
haven't even gotten out of bed yet, still lying down

>>929517
Might use the stand up desk.

>>929519
fucking whizzer

Will Australia be absorbed into China?
Can any shitcunts concoct a reason why Australia should be?

wanna become an engineer like nuro

>>929503
Big poo?

>>929522
You can get his sub-specialisation qualification, but how will you live not being at his level of experience?

I am the law

You problem is with me

need to get dressed and go to medimart

>>929530
You should've posted it with this pepe.

>>929531
See (you) soon

Still need that all important morning poo

>>929505
I'm not monk

>>929518
I wish I could do that

>>929501
I'm on to you Dan, the more we cry the more dehydrated we get, then you step in to rehydrate us.

Trying to remember how long I've been on the camomile for, must have been months.

>>929552
Israel made tactical gear tends to blow up of its own accord

>>929539
Push!

>>929555
I hope it's not a breech poo otherwise one of the neets will have to reach in and turn it so it's facing the right direction.

Bin day Weber

>>929531
Get a wand

>>929553
I love chamomile

Facebook is down. Hopefully they come here.

>>929553
>>929560
how much sugar do you put in your tea?

Horny

>>929562
None, it's chamomile

>>929563
Please don't look at me when you say that.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/the-israeli-jews-who-allegedly-spied-for-iran-in-biggest-infiltration-in-decades-1.7141471

Whos jewing who?

There’s no one I said no to and I don’t think there would be. I think that would be quite cruel! Some of them were quite nervous and I felt quite protective over them and made it as personal and authentic as possible.’
Blimey. Listening to Lily chatter on and on, it’s easy to feel you’re going mad. That it is entirely normal to sleep with 100 men in a day, after they’ve queued up in their socks and Crocs, eating croissants and chatting with their pals, as they wait their turn. And they clearly think it’s okay, too

When did Scotland lose its honor?

With out cursing please tell, can she get it back?

>>929565
I was looking at the back of your head. A sturdy nape is like a handle.

>>929568
Ireland needs to become saviour colonialists. West of Mercia, including Cornwall and Mann is Celt. Hibernia for the win. Erie worldwide.

>>929570
>Ireland
Not even white.

Garn IGA to get some coke and chockies, you neets want anything? My shout.

>>929572
Bucket of KFC please.

>>929571
Beyond white. Opaque.

Only who have dna haplogroup r1a are white
R1b are armenoids

I want to buy alcohol but don't want to be asked for ID as I look young

>>929586
Your friendly drug dealer doesnt check your ID

Bought a box of chinkie again from the bakery. Shamfur dispray. It's less than a week since I swore I'd never chink again. I went in there with the intent of buying a nice healthy apple slice, somehow came out with a cherry ripe slice and a box of chinky.

fucking retards at medimart didn't give me a flat-packed toilet chair, they plastic wrapped an assembled one
fuck I'm sick of everybody

>>929588
Hope you enjoy it neet.

>>929590
I did. But I will never chink again, this time I mean it.

Is Womboflix going to screen Alien: Romulus now that the torrent is out?

Second wank for the morning, surprised, thought I was getting too old for multiple wanks.

>>929594
Projectionist neet loves Aliens so much it's unreal, but also dislikes a lot of the sequels for being so crap compared to his favorite movie.

>>929596
I havent seen it yet tho. I heard it was awesome. Can you screen it especially pls.

>>929597
How many neets want to see Alien Romulus?

>>929598
Dont worry about those retards. play it for me please. C'mon I got cancer and my house burned down and I'm homeless and transitioning.

>>929599
Womboflix has only one rule, the rule of the mob. We'll stream it if enough neets who want to see it.

>>929589
That mob sounds like Mongs.

>>929592
Handsome fella!

Anyone know of any darkweb markets that sell adderall / ritalin and ship to australia ? asking for a mate

>>929591
I want to believe.

>>929589
Woe, somedays it's best not to even get out of bed.

>>929595
You still have a bit of steam left.

I'm browsing r/femboys

>>929603
The only site I had bookmarked is long since gone.

>>929603
no-doz pills work nearly as well, and they're cheap and legal

>>929608
Try asking grok, it gave me a list of sites.

>>929601
Yeah they also didn't fill the click and collect order I placed on Saturday until late yesterday. No way to run a business.

>>929603
Come by the noosa pad

>>929589
Did you have to strap it to the roof?

>>929612
IMAGINE THINKING NURO HAS ANY SPARE PILLS THEY MINE ALL MINE

>>929594
Its better than the original.

>>929616
You shut your whore mouth.

Going for a bike ride this afternoon

>>929618
Good luck NEET.

gorilla rape

>>929472
>>929472
I managed to unclog it after doing unspeakable things. I dropped a huge shit right after and I was worried that it would clog again but it was fine.

>>929603
Focus on getting yourself out of the dunny first m8.

And the best way out of the dunny is through the doorway of amphetamines. Remember how ausneets used to be full of posts by neets taking dexies, and isn't anymore? Those neets got their shit together and moved on, thanks to the dexies.

>>929624
They're dead NEET.

>>929622
Did you originally clog it?

>>929625
👆

>>929625
>dead
*missing

feel like some trifle

garn macca's to get a cherry mcflurry neets, you need anything?

Work Christmas party tomorrow

>>929633
Stay sober and remain circumspect.

>>929631
woolies has some

>>929634
LOL

>>929635
I can imagine how good that is, given they can't even make a custard tart properly.

>>929629
Groovy instrumental. I like it!

Dead thread
On my head
In my bed
I feel dread.

>>929632
Sausage roll thanks.

I was woken at 3am this morning by a man shouting a name over and over again in the street outside my house.
At first I thought he was calling for his dog that must have escaped, and felt a little bit sorry for him even though he was inconveniencing everyone with the noise, but eventually I realised he was actually calling for his missus who had sought refuge from him in a house down the street.
Between shouting for her he was talking to himself a lot and he walked with an odd sort of limp.
I don't know if the missus was even real.
I didn't say anything to him even though he must have woken the whole street up. I could tell he was legit dangerous.
Bad home area.

>>929632
I will have a large vanilla shake please. And tell them to make it properly this time. They will know what you mean.

Wasted the day. Felt good while doing nothing.

>>929632
How was it? Sounds nice

>>929641
Yes it's best not to say anything to such people, they can easily snap and attack for no reason.

>>929637
it's fucking trifle, just throw in some jelly and cake and custard and cream

>>929642
>They will know what you mean.
Should I tell them possum sent me?
>>929643
day aint over

>>929603
darkmatter.market dont you listen to captainblackbeard?

want my hair to grow back quicker to cover my norwooding

>>929619
Friday night would be better for Alien: Romulus

>>929651
So would Saltburn

>>929651
Yeah, maybe, does anyone object to replacing The Fly with Aliens Romulus?

>>929652
No.
Aliens

>>929653
I kinda want to see The Fly
But I want to see Aliens: Romulus more

>>929655
Reading about it, the fly doesn't sound like it's going to be a fun movie.

Can I post my veiny forearm?

>>929657
i forgot about friday the 13th
I changed my mind about it. I want to see Alien: Romulus tomorrow night.
I have posted a rare pepe which should seal the arrangement.

Is alien Romulus a horror movie?

>>929660
no its disney pixar animation for tweens

>>929661
I've seen the first two alien movies I don't want to ruin them with Romulus

>>929662
No, thats perfect because its literally the third in the series even though its the sixth moofie. Its kind of a prequel that uses concepts from the last two Justin Kerzel Aliens moofies.

>>929658
Yes.

>>929658
no

>>929658
only if you use the angle to make it look like your penis

>>929658
Yes. And post your penis too please.

>>929662
Here are the film rankings:


Aliens – 94%
Alien – 93%
Alien: Romulus – 83%
Prometheus – 73%
Alien: Covenant – 65%
Alien Resurrection – 55%
Alien 3 – 45%
Alien Vs. Predator – 22%
Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem – 12%

So it's the best since Aliens, which is admittedly not great given how shit the other movies were. But such is life.

>>929659
That is a rare Pepe.

Ok neets, the mob has spoken. We will be watching Alien: Romulus (2024) tomorrow night as our Friday The 13th horror movie.

>>929658
Another vote to post your penis

Show us that pin prick peter ! 🤪

Amazing technology.

>>929668
Its better than the original.

>>929670
will you be playing some of the Aliens autism youtube stuff? that shit tells you more than you cared to know about background and meta.

>>929675
Did you have something you wanted to suggest?

Feel buggered. All ive done is watch youtube.

>>929677
iktf bro, it's all so tiresome

Gregos microplastic rice

>>929676
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rFjTxnb2l04 [Embed]
this guy kroftus is pretty informative. you will want to see Ridley Scott hanging from a tree after you watch this video

>>929680
ok

>>929663
Interesting. I read it takes place in between alien and aliens.

10 piece chicken niggets for din dins

>>929670
Is that the recreating-all-of-Alien-and-Aliens-scenes-with-non-binary-PoC-teenagers movie?

Inside me buthole there are two people

>>929684
being non binary and mixed race is part of the dystopian horror future that defines the aliens franchise.

>>929685
Amazing.

>>929685
Well it's certainly big enough.

I can fist my arse

>>929691
cute

>>929690
cute

>>929693
toot

useless femoid at mcdolans gave me the wrong sauce
they should all just be used as concubines, dumb sloots

>>929695
You should go back there and give her your hot white sauce.

>>929695
you should just accept that she knows what sauce you really want.

A house fire and a burned up Corvette in Webby territory...

>>929698
>burned up Corvette
Webby does not tolerate any rivals.

>>929699
Apparently it was an electrical fire that started in the roof of the house.

An electrical fire from a recently installed wall mount.

https://www.afr.com/companies/mining/australiansuper-s-graphite-pet-syrah-defaults-on-us-government-debt-20241211-p5kxr7

And your super is gone.

>>929702
Straight to the gape!

A box of McVitie's jaffa cakes and a cup of tea.

>>929702
Why would my super be gone?

>>929701
RIP webby, press F and eat a pepper pie to show your respects.

>>929704
nice

>>929702
Ohwell ... serve the dumb normoids right for not going self managed

>>929708
There are huge overheads in setting up self-managed super and it is not worth the hassle unless you are earning significant coin.

Most of us aren't going to make it to retirement age anyway.

>>929712
😏

I want to buy alcohol tonight but I don't want to get ID ed. Considering doing it anyway

gone bed

>>929715
Sleep tight.

>>929715
It's only 8pm

>>929715
Breaking bed.

Just shit the inflatable bed

>>929714
Twink

Just cleaned up the bed.

>>929722
Hot!

>>929720
Yea so?

Rude comment

Ants in my dick hole

Feeling similar to how I felt when I withdrew from lobster pills, let my camomile consumption go on for far too long, have physical dependence. Stupid neet, I never learn.

>>929702
What super? 😂

>>929725
That can happen if you fuck a diabetic in the arse and their sugar-rich anal mucosal juices get up your jap’s eye.

>>929728
🌀

>>929725
And in your pants?

>>929731
There is only one election I care about

"we go all the way back to nimrod"

That was Lord Jacob Rotschild's own statement.

Here in this photo we see celebrtity Satanist Marina Abramovich with Lord Jacob Rothschild before a painting called „Satan summoning his legions“

The old saturnian bloodline has never died.

Still looking for liquor. Don't want to get ID ed

>>929734
Twink

>>929735
Wanker

>>929736
You love me 😘

Found a liquor land

>>929738
Have your ID handy

Curing cancer would result in a loss of billions of dollars in profits for oncologists, drug companies, hospitals and clinics.

test

>>929742
You failed

>>929744
He can always learn from his failure and try again. Positive thinking is important.

>>929745
🍟

How are the fatoids handling the heat?

>>929744
I passed. I had been getting a flood detected message even though I had not made a post for hours.

My asshole winked at me

>>929748
Site works flawlessly

>>929749
Did you wink back?

>>929748
I was getting that as well.

>>929747
Private pool.

Good night

Had some lamb sausages with garlic, lemon juice in greek yogurt, was heavenly.

>>929754
Night.

>>929755
It does sound nice.

>>929750
Unlike my buthole

>>929755
I'll be having the same for breakfast, was too good not to do it again.

>>929754
Good night NEET.

I was IDed. Bought some hard berry cider. Going to listen to Eminem. Woe

Minor nosebleed, car park was too hot. spent ages trying to find my car. Neck pain. fuck this world, fuck this life. Jews everywhere. Cant stomach alcohol anymore I want to get drunk

>>929763
vibin'

Quick feed, mashed the boiled spuds down to soak up all the butter and garlic and there was a lot of butter. Kept half the steak for tomorrow.

>>929765
That looks very nice NEET. Very well buttered.

Well done need

farding a shid

Gangstalkers forcing people to create facebook account so that they can publicly humiliate you by making you join their stupid secret facebook trader/seller group

Facebook ip banned me a couple of months ago. It works now. Worst part about making a facebook account is trying to disable everything you possibly can before someone finds you. I cant find the thing where you disable friend requests so i dont know what im supposed to do when im forced to reply to one.

>>929772
Ignore them. If someone confronts you about it irl then tell 'em: sorry I don't build a social network there. Or something the like.

Why did you let me go to bed at 7.30pm? Now I’m wide awake at 4am.

Got out of bed. The silly old moo got me the wrong mondsters again.

Didn't win Powerball. This day is an unmitigated disaster already.

>>929769
I will have everything on the top row, just salt from the second row, and a coke.

shidding a crap

are any other boards getting this crap or just us?

>>929798
Right now it's just ausneets. Same was posted on operate.

>>929799
hmmm
really gets the ol' noggin joggin'
probably the one who spammed the down syndrome guy for weeks a while back

>>929800
He did it manually.
This is automated.

Cruisey everywhere

>>929805
A.D.I.D.A.S: All Day I Dream About cruiSey

odili doesn't read this board you retard

Good morning neets, Friday the 13th today, let's be careful out there.

>>929817
Evening fella. Let's.

>>929817
mording

She made me a bacon, egg, and cheese roll for breakkayie

>>929820
Sounds good. She good.

I was thinking last night - because the ukraine has lost hundreds of thousands of men in the war, and hundreds of thousands of other have fled to wealthier european countries and won't go back - when the war's over zelensky's certain to flood the country with millions of african and arab immigrants to make up for the loss. I'm certain this is going to happen.

>>929824
Zalensky needs to be killed as part of any peace agreement.

Seeing Dr Tori with Sweetie this mording

>>929824
Nah. I don't think so.

>>929825
This neither.

>>929826
I hope it goes well.

2nd can of mondster down the hatch

>>929827
>I hope it goes well.
It's just a check up.

>>929828
Then it surely will.

Is sweetie going to the vet or webby going to the doctor?

>>929830
Dr Tori doesn't want to look at my bits, despite my pleading with her.

her boyfriend is probably a chad sparkie

I cant post because the flood protection thing is on

>>929833
>cant post
You sure about that m8?

If I have problems posting sometimes closing and restoring the tab helps.

>>929791
Was that tigger's dick?

>>929816
He should.

>>929820
Good woman. Give her a little pat on the head from me.

>>929826
I bet her arsehole smells like strawberries.

>>929838
I like this pic.

>>929838
Marn weeber

How many kikes live in Australia?

>>929844
too many

>>929832
Hehehe, 2nd year apprentice that gets to brag that he's already training the lackies.

Flood my arse

>>929844
not enough

I cant post with firefox but jewgle chrome is okay

>>929848
im doing firefox

>>929849
its still broken for me. i'm gonna install chromium because luke smith said to

>>929826
get her to check your temperature.

>>929850
Just install ungoogled chromium.

NetBeans wants to install an update, not sure I trust Beans.

>>929852

Dont tell me what to do

Angry all the time

>>929844
none

Tired all the time

Might stay inside all day, don't trust my luck on friday the 13th.

>>929844
In the 2021 census there were 99,956 people who identified Judaism as their religious affiliation and 29,113 Australians who identified as Jewish by ancestry, an increase from 97,355 and 25,716, respectively, from the 2016 census.

>>929859
how many jewish boongs do we have?

had a white mondster, still tired

running chromium now but having trouble with dollchan extension

firefox is working fine for me

TCC Total Colon Collapse

whatever odili did he broke firefox for me

I think he updated the site code and dollchan broke and I cant post. now i cant run dollchan on this site. what other IB extensions can I use?

>>929865
you can thank the ukranians for this, we send them billions of dollars in aid and in return they spam our imageboards

i cant post with dollchan extension enabled

>>929865
Ovaltine didn't do nuthin to you!!

U can help Ukraine to kill moscovian kikes

https://signmyrocket.com/

>>929867
Kys kike
Moscovian bots automatically attacked polru with neurolink solved captcha yesterday

Possum is my doll chan

>>929870
>>929871
Retarded cia nigger

Hope u got bombed

>>929858
Yep same. Seriously fuck today. Just not doing it.