SA BEST A

>>928369
That is a good meme.

woe'd, might take a break from the internet

windows jews trying to kill my PC, which works perfectly fine

>>928371
Don't you dare.

might flash my bios again

>>928376
How about The Interview with Hugo Weaving. Aussie Kino instead of pre CGI hollywood wine aunt tear jerker

>>928358
Just reheat a four n twenty pie in the microwave for him.

>>928371
See you in a few days neet, we will leave a light on for you.

>>928377
How rude.

>>928382
That's a man!

thoughts on carlson's Lavrov interview?

That heckin’ drongo. Harrumphing hard.

>>928385
More windows? Burning smells?

>>928385
You will never sack Bill like Dr Frankenstien would never sack Igor. Sometimes I think he is the one behind the success of your DIY adventures.

You can't kill the bill.

Getting jiggy with it

>>928389
Your bobbies are wobbling.

>>928391
They found this jacket in 3XL in the park. They believe the killer had it draped over his 7XL shoulder.

>>928386
NBN was down for about an hour while he was in that room painting. I kept going in and looking at the router and he didn't say anything. After he moved to another room I looked at the phone cable and he must have stepped on it and broken it where the RJ11 socket enters the wall thingo.

>>928392
kek

>>928393
>broken it
You will have to pay it.

>>928393
Final Bill-ed of the weekend.

>broken it where the RJ11 socket enters the wall thingo.
Hopefully it is a quick fix.

>>928395
>>928396
I'll crimp a new connector on the cable and re-terminate the wall socket when he fucks off.

>>928397
>when he fucks off.
The Bill adventures continue.

>>928398
I was goign to send him on his way with another two beers and two sugar-free orange gatorades, but he cant get stuffed now.

the syrians just surrundered, whatever that war was about

>>928400
twooter and pol are claiming his plane was shot down

>>928393
Igor is notoriously clumsy in his wooden shoes, but you cannot accuse him of sabotage.
I sense many trips to jay car in your future.

>>928402
>I sense many trips to jay car in your future.
The rizzler hasn't razzed that poor cunt for a while.

Starting to think Bill might be better off with a herder.

>>928404
In a new build or vacant building he'd be fine. But he's like a Bill in a china shop here.

They're unearthing Santas tomb.

>>928406
Santa skeptics looking red faced at the moment.

>>928406
>>928407
If santa's dead who's been leaving pressies under the christmas tree my entire life?

craving chockies neets, not gonna make my week without junk food

>>928392
Well bantered.

>>928410
Have some chockies. The health journey can start January 1st.

>>928413
many such cases

>>928399
I sent him home with the drinks. It's not his fault he's a giant mong.

>>928416
You're a kind NEET.

>>928416
Show a mong a bit of kindness and you will have a friend for life.

I cant flash my BIOS with the programmer i got off ALIEXPRESS because of an overvoltage issue. Now I am fucked until I can get to Jaycar, Unless I want to scrape the chip and solder bodge wires to it like the sperg off the forums.
FML

>>928419
Get Nuro to knock something up and Express Post it to you.

>>928419
What is the BIOS for? Not a PC mainboard, surely?

>>928420
I should have consulted him first

Your Lord Nuro can fix it !

>>928423
👆

>>928423
Yes you can.

Feel sorry for old mate Assaad. Ba'athism was always low-key based fr

>>928425
I never followed things too closely, but he never struck me as a despot.
His MILF wife is British, but I don't think she can go back there as the ICC jews have named her as a co-conspirator to war crimes/genocide/the usual BS.

>>928425
Many such cases.

>>928419
> bodge wires to it like the sperg off the forums.
Do it neet, you know you want to.

>>928426
>the ICC jews
they've been shitting up cricket for a long time

>>928429
indeed

Possum referred me to the ICC for ball tampering once.

>>928428
Don't do it, Bill. You almost burned his house down once already.

>>928432
kek

>>928431
He doesn't like people touching them.

>>928425
He was an arab and a muslim. There is only one thing that matters with such people - don't let them come here.

>>928435
Big red rising bumhole.

>>928436
Thanks Trev.

>>928425
Its theocratic communism.

>>928439
Disregard this universal religion bullshit. It's just us and them.

>>928441
I'll have to go with HP.

>>928443
big poos in Clayton's future

>>928441
Jus watch transpoter 3 on the tellie

>>928441
2 votes for beaches

>>928443
Lucky man.

Tonight the NEETs will be getting in touch with their feminine side and enjoying an estrogen fuelled emotional enema with the special soy screening of Beaches. Come along in drag and cry with your sisterbros as a jewess and some silicone starlet of yesteryear do something involving the coast.
7 PM AEST
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

BYO Kleenex and aloe lotion

>>928441
>>928446
I'll switch to Beaches if it is tied but if it doesn't bring joy I will be tab closing to watch
>Memoir of a Snail

>>928448
All that text hurts my soul.

>>928449
I'm not voting because I'm too based.
Also will be watching this if its beaches

>>928443
Lucky Clayton

>>928447
>>928452
I bet they stole everything but the burger off him ten seconds later.

on the passion pop

Wish I could get drunk, but it would make me more depressed.

>>928455
Possum gave me the ol' ninja creamy once

when I least expected it

>>928457
>>928458
Hot!

Ok neets, we're going back to the long lost year of 2001, when snape was white and children's movies weren't packed with troons. We're going to watch Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone (2001)'' in 15 minutes. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>928460
When is Beaches on? I've already seen HP1

>>928462
Jan 1st.

I still remember watching that movie on dvd, can't believe how long ago it is now.

>>928462
I doubt you've seen it enough times.

>>928461
Wasn't she 10 years old in the first movie? The internet never fails to disappoint.

>>928466
I don't recall the specifics, but she definitely wasn't a teenager when the first one came out.

Get in here neets, it's time for Harry Potter 1 (2001) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

Bunch of beaches

Successfully harvested wheat. Trial didn't go well, but it's a start

>>928470
Well done NEET. The next crop will be better.

>>928470
what are you going to do with it now?

Horrendous squirts. Lots of blood on the torlet paper. Not sure if it's from my ring or inside my boy pussy

>>928472
Fuck around with straw, replant the wheat next year.
>>928471
We used a tenth of the water this year and achieved much better weed suppression. Many of the problems we've run into will scale down rather than scale up.

>>928473
Light or dark?
Its just self lube if its bright.

>>928470
Well done neet, garlic breads in your future.

>>928364
Wanna Cruisey to tuck me in

are gingers even white?

>>928478
I can't get my hopes too high NEET.

Beaches would've been a mistake, neets are as happy watching harry potter as an autistic child watching a test pattern.

>>928476
Garlic was much easier to grow, onions took a whole season and can get fucked.

>>928481
I am in the zone while watching it.

>random people walk into farm
>leave gate open
>why.jpg
>Wouldn't leave their own front gate open
>neibours, also farmers, leave my gates open
>put sign on gate
>watch neibour read sign
>open gate
>leave gate open
Someone explain this to me, I just don't get it

>>928484
they are just gates NEET. They are just a pain in the arse in the end.

>>928484
Access way?

>>928483
Your wand is smooth and shiny.

>>928487
💞

>>928486
Negative.
>>928485
Left open isn't locked open, they'll swing onto cars. And other retards will just drive through thinking it's an access road, and I'll mistake someone for a burglar and shoot them.

>>928480
He would do it if you dressed up right.

>>928490
I already am >>928483

>>928420
>>928422
Yes i could have bodged it with a resistor and diode logic.

>>928423
Die, Die a little bit bitch

>>928448
Just got home late planning entirely on missing this on this purpose and now i see you screened it an hour later for us non daylight saving NEETs like i suggested.

OH THE IRONY

>>928494
Good innit

>>928494
>you screened it an hour later
We did not, it's 7pm AEDT, same time it's been since 2022.

While you NEETs are watching Harry Potter they are airing a massive hit piece about Tony Abott on the ABC.... fucking commies

>>928497
imagine actually watching the propaganda

I watch gaybc because i'm gay

>>928497
What are they saying?

>>928498
imagine not being aware of the counternarritive the enemy forces are spewing

>>928499
Will you take me to the GayTM?

>>928499
fuck off stanners you fucking piece of shit

>>928499
There is no shame any more. The stigma is gone.

>>928500
pretty much tony was a man, and there was alcohol in parliament and there was a lack of women making executive decisions so he is le bad man

>>928505
> a lack of women making executive decisions
That giant woman chief of staff of his was leading him around by the dick and making all the decisions.

>>928505
>lack of women making executive decisions
Every civilisation that has ever let women anywhere near power has quickly gone into decline. FACT. Just read history.

>>928507
Thanks Trev.

I must waste all my time being aware of the counternarrative because i'm gay

>>928509
Thanks Mitch.

>>928510
Is this even banter? What are you doing?

>>928509
BRO!

>>928512
NEETs have to keep themselves busy.

>>928512
Homophobe

Good help us if nuro is the best the Aryan master race can produce.

>>928510
Stanners is so extremely traumatised from Nuro making him a pariah he cant control himself and must make a negative comment and steal the flag every time he sees a Nuro post.

Its literally his full time job.

>>928517
What's the cure?

>>928501
I cant watch the ABC without retching

>>928518
AIDS from my cum

>>928519
You must be gay

I pity the neets in the alternate universe who just watched beaches

>>928522
they went back to reddit

>>928522
Beaches would have enriched them in profound ways.

>>928524
🤨

>>928518
Thing is he is doing it to protect his 'honour" and thinks its the correct move in a game that being played. However nuro stopped playing it a long time ago, nobody fucking cares and its just dragging the board down back into shitsville again. What a selfish asshole.

>>928519
Its really bad, telling all the news hosts are leaving lately even they cant stomach the globohomo psyop

>>928527
a goldmine

Old mate Assad has finally gone. Press F to pay your respects.

I like this game bing bing wahoo

>>928529
Already did.

Oroborus tattoo around my asshole

>>928529
Aren't the rebels all just going to rape the women and start shooting at each other?

>>928529
he had a good long run, hope putin won't let us down next

goodnight fellas

>>928535
Good night NEET.

Flour arrived, nothing to eat but bread, but at least bread. Blood sugar very low.

>>928537
I hope you have something to spread on your bread NEET.

>>928538
Things have become very hard

>>928539
😏

>>928540
You cheeky NEET.

Its lights out and away we go.

>>928529
He was weak and propped up by russia, the rebels are backed by turkey, which is backed by europe and us. We're taking back Allepo and then Constantinople, unless russia does some magic.

Uncomfortable posts today

>>928529
F

>>928543
>the rebels are backed by turkey,
There are literally 5 standing armies in syria right now which is incredibly awkward. The main HTS movers are fully backed by the kikes and dont have any beef with Israel.

What really happened is that Iran basically let Syria go. If anything Turkey could ally with Iran and the Kikes bulldozing the middle east wont be so luck next time.

Also Nuro is closely watching happens to the russian naval base in Tartus. This is serious shit.

>>928544
the absolute state of the board.....

Going to make something incredible.

>>928547
What is it NEET?

>>928546
Nuro your mind has been drained by imaginary disasters which have no impact on your body. Thinking about the Syrian war doesn't effect the war, the war doesn't effect you, don't you see that the media you hate has drained all your energy.

>>928549
no it was just a really hot day i spent in the cool zone on the computer on my like only day off resting

no one was expecting the syria to fall so quickly and completely just sayin

>>928545
>If anything Turkey could ally with Iran
Lol, lmao

>Also Nuro is closely watching happens to the russian naval base in Tartus. This is serious shit.
No it isn't lmao, that was only valuable as a support to Assaad. Russia has unlimited access to the Black Sea.

Geo-pol Nuro is my favourite bong head cooker.

>>928548
How, will, without neet.

>>928554
Thanks jamal

>>928554
Well his name is al-Golani, which I think means "from the Golan Heights". Last time I checked it's occupied and settled by Israel.

My boipussy is squirting faster than an A-10 warthog flying CAS over Deir ez-Zur for real for real mane Gahd dayum

Are there any good news sources on twitter?

gotta stop having sausages for breakfast neets, but if not that, then what?

>>928561
there's nothing wrong with a couple of sausages with your eggs and bacon

>>928560
Handsome fella.

>>928564
mroning

>>928557
My arse is also mucking up this morning.

My arse is made of hammers

>>928568
This is meme of the year btw

>>928559
No, I don't have twitter.

>>928568
good morning fellow real neet

>>928561
Cold cuts with butterbrot and tomato and hot paprika.

>>928569
No it isn't.

And cheese or kefir.

>>928562
and chops

>>928545
How do you know all of this since A.J. got the shoah?

8 Woolworths Festive Chocolate Rum Balls for breakfast.
I've had better.

Everything I know about geopol I learned off vidya

Actually managed to have an electrician return my call just after 8am and confirm a day for work.

Should've called Your Lord Nuro

Council of social services report out. Australian neets paid half as much as UK neets, treated like shit, more unemployed than jobs, nobody can get DSP

I want to buy alcohol but don't want to be IDed

>>928581
They need that money for things like this: https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/peter-dutton-will-fund-armed-guards-at-synagogues-if-elected-after-melbourne-firebombing/news-story/6952ce3c625114eae60a3eae47593397

>>928579
Lucky to get one so quick.

>>928579
That is good news. Hopefully he turns up.

>>928587
I think two things helped: I was on their books from 2 years ago and I explained the kitchen light drama and the fact the entire lighting circuit for the house was unavailable at present.

>>928589
If I remember correctly didn't they tell you you needed to have the whole house rewired and they weren't allowed to work on it before you did?

>>928590
Yep. For this particular job I've just asked that they confirm there is no short or floating neutral on the light circuit and they replace the switch and light in the kitchen. The other job is removing some ceiling fan cabling, so that is actually taking load/cable out of the house which is an improvement.
I did ask them last time for a quote and time when they could rewire the house and they never got back to me, so that's on them.

>>928591
You should get a quote for the full rewiring this time. The situation sounds dangerous.

>>928593
lol

Good morning Chat.

Good Morning Shat

>>928577
You are doing well neet.

He gettin sum

>>928595
henlo gm

>>928586
The assassin must be nuro. Who else could be so based?

>>928591
Ceiling fans are for retarded boomers

Ok neets, time for the womboflix kino selection committee:

Once Upon A Time In Holywood(2019)
The Northman (2022)
Samurai Cop(1991)
Ex Machina(2014)
Back To The Future (1985)
Spiderman Across The Spiderverse (2023)
Saltburn(2023)
Hard Eight (1996)
True Grit(2010)
Upgrade(2018)
Alpha(2018)
Eyes Wide Shut(1999)
Star wars/Empire Strikes Back/Return Of The Jedi
The Magnificent 7 (1960)
Predator 1(1987)/Predator 2(1990)
Conspiracy Theory(1997)
Iron Man 1/2/3; The Avengers 1
Until The End Of The World (1991)
Sirens (1994)
Paul(2011)
Renfield(2023)
Fast And Furious(2001)
Force of Nature(2020)
The Game(1997)
Weird Science(1985)
Dark Of The Sun(1968)
Where eagles dare(1968)
Born free(1966)
The last emperor(1987)
3 Kings(1999)
Burn After Reading(2008)
Man Bites Dog(1992)
Gravity(2013)
Le Samorai(1967)
The Best Offer
Bulworth
North By Northwest
Easy Rider (1969)
Two Hands(1999)
Goodfellas
Harry Potter 1-2
Instigators
Black Hawk Down
Gone in 60 seconds
Mean Streets
Romper Stomper
300
Cool runnings
Das Boot
Gods must be crazy
Anchorman

Or we could watch Harry Potter 2 next weekend. I'm also still looking for suggestions for the Friday the 13th movie.

>>928601
Yes, that it why I have removed them

>>928602
I'm not really a voting NEET, more of a complaining NEET.

>>928602
I think you should make Big Fella sit through The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

>>928602
I vote for The Interview 1998. Its got Agent Smith in it and no Keanu Reeves.

>>928603
Did you yeet them or give them the shoah

might go out and look for stuff.

>>928608
hope you find it

>>928607
what is the difference between those two?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-09/lambo-guy-adrian-portelli-accused-of-unlawful-lottery/104692604
Ha ha fuck this slimy wog

Wondering how many copycat killers the ceo shooter will inspire

>>928613
thought there might already be one or two by now, but maybe everybody is busy with christmas

a couple more in NYC would have been successful with the police so thinly stretched

>>928605
>>928602
One vote for Pricilla, as long as we all wear the lizard outfits.

>>928606
So does Pricilla.

>>928611
I heard he got 100k fine, which is nothing for him. In fact, probably good advertising.

>>928602
One vote for Once Upon A Time In Holywood. Anything with Tarantino and Charles Manson can't be that bad.

>>928619
one of hte girls in it is alright too iirc

>>928619
Uncle charlie isnt in it, just the mong family.

Three wanks so far.

>>928621
Imagine if cruisey weaponised his mongs, training them as assassins then sending them out on missions to destroy his enemies and kill all those who oppose him.

Perfect for Christmass / Cringemass

>>928600
kek

Christmas sorted

>>928610
yeet means chuck them out and shoah means chuck them out with extreme prejudice I suppose

>>928617
what? hugo boss was in priscilla?

>>928627
I belt the blades up before I threw them out, so I guess that is a shoah?

>>928628


Terence Stamp
Hugo Weaving
Guy Pearce
Bill Hunter

>>928629
>belt
bent*

papillon juice monster energy is.. different
not sure what the flavour is
nectarine or something

>>928632
it's made from butterflies

butterfly wings to be exact, not the nasty body part

>>928632
RATING OUT OF TEN? pardon caps.

>>928602
HP

Hope Trev is ok.
>A storm ripped the roofs off buildings and drove a pole through the windscreen of this truck at The Rock, near Wagga Wagga

>>928635
4

>>928638
Thank you.

>>928637
its surprising that the ses landrover didnt get hit too.

>>928642
catholics not protected class, unless they are brownoid catholics

might put on some dungeon synth and do some coding

Sloppy poos, reckon the chinkie I had for lunch yesterday is to blame.

>>928646
Better out than in.

>>928646
Yellow hands.

I will never chink again.

>>928649
You'll be back. You are addicted to the gutter oil.

Uncomfortable posts abound

>>928649
They call you neet.

>>928654
It is not just the seed oils and msg, the phallic shape activates parts of the brain best left dormant.

>>928654
Springies will be banned in the commune.
Satays will remain, but Cruisey will remove the pointy skewers for everybody first.

>>928653
Time to lube up neet, they will continue to violate you no matter what.

>>928653
What would you like to talk about, NEET?

Taxation and the death of a nation

wish they'd make a new deus ex game

>>928622
I'm concerned that some neets are wastrel with their manly essences.

Found a woman for Cruisey

>>928660
for PS3

>>928656
>Cruisey will remove the pointy skewers for everybody first.
That is a good idea.

>>928628
Ta daaaa!!

>>928664
He will also cut the corners off the Zooper Dooper wrappers so NEETs don't cut their mouths.

>>928665
just play the moofie, Weber.

>>928666
He is a kind neet.

Wonder what rare and insightful geopolitical theories Nuro has discovered on infowars today, surely something totally groundbreaking

>>928669
he could just tell us what happened to A.J. after infowars got the shoah

>>928654
The things i would do to that

>>928672
NOT FOR SEXUAL!

Arnott's reveals that an Arnott's biscuit is biscuit of the year, lol.

>>928674
You are being disingenuous, NEET. They revealed which of their range is the best selling.

Kicked my foot on a rock at work out of anger because flies kept bothering me

Hurts a bit but nothing broken I think

>>928676
Hope you at least got one fly.

>>928676
shoe fly

>>928661
5 now I think

>>928662
6th coming up

>>928669
if you only knew how grounded nuro really was

>>928669
I'm waiting to see how the two rebel combatants stabalise syria, lol.
What I really think is that trump has only partially, and in passing, before even talking to the appropriate people indicated that he'll side with turkey as a proxy against iran, and is aware that they'll just employ private jihadi fuckwits that'll turn on each other.
Think thats how Trump gets out of direct wars. The cold war contines.

>>928670
I was h oping that elon would buy nbc and make him the 6pm news commentator.

I should make a twitter account
My insightful thoughts would get lots of likes. So controvercial.

>>928685
I'd give you a thumbs up.

>>928686
I can only get so giddy.
I dont think I could handle the praise and admiration.

>>928686
give him a retweet you tightarse

>>928684
another one who should be on the wrong end of a welrod in minecraft

nigga pls...

Weber's breast milk 🤤

The content found in Hillary Clinton's emails consisted of photos and videos of satanic ritualistic sacrifice, cannibalism, pedophilia and various sorts of gut wrenching gore.

Garn get some drinks youse want anyfink?

In teh cool zone ❄️😎

>>928681
sorta wanta see it now.

Pringles salt and vinegar are in a blue can. They should be purple.

>>928697
or hot pink

>>928678
kek

>>928662
Her cock handling skills need improving.

>>928693
1 45g bar of cadbury milk chocolat please, the ones that come in little round discs

not looking forwards to dinner neets, all i've got is bean feedpacks

>>928703
Bean feast.

>>928703
They will do you good.

Wanna cuddle

>>928703
a had a quarter chiggen and a roast tater

>>928707
a good story, NEET

A rape a day keeps the boongs away

>>928697
Yeah?

Fine600

Supertato

>>928713
😭

ABC kids 🤤

When are they gonna catch that new york assassin?

night all

>>928720
No

Peppa Pig is a crack whore nowadays

Crackling whore

>>928721
that makes me want to play doom

>>928725
Then doom

Rape them to be with us at the same time

>>928720
Sleep tight.

Rape a Mate™

The people of Earth are in for a major culture shock... a big surprise.

I am nigger

Broke ass white bois 🤤

>>928705
Cant help but kek a bit.

>>928707
moo

>>928731
At least you run fast.

>>928733
It's good value.

>>928732
I see you!

Operation Avalite

>>928709
It is.

>>928731
Welcome boy. We're always looking for a new young buck to break.

>>928740
Thanks Pepe.

>>928602
Add Buck Breaking and Saltburn.

>>928602
Also HP 2.

>>928742
>Buck Breaking
You mean Breaking Bad, right?

>>928744
Might as well add that too.

>>928602
>Once Upon A Time In Holywood
I started to watch that, but I stopped around 10 mins in. I see the fellas voted it, I don't mind if that's the pick.
Don't pick HP2 as suggested above, I just watched it yesterday right after 1. And gonna watch the 3rd one today. For some reason I digest it better than the last time I tried to do it. Perhaps because I don't really watching mostly just background noise.
So I vote for Samurai Cop. I'm not really interested in The Northman, although Dafoe is on the cast so perhaps it would be a good pick.
I remember watching Ex Machina, but not the plot.
I've seen Back to the Future long time ago, perhaps deserves a rewatch.

Have any neets seen Welcome To The NHK? It seems appropriate for us.

>>928746
You should have waited to watch HP with us. I am upset now.

>>928748
>>928746
A positive step forward to enjoy HP. It was a beautiful film. I slept well after it.

>>928747
I have considered watching it but I get the feeling it would upset me.

Is there a torrent for The Order out yet?
It was the 20th anniversary of Robert Jay Mathews death yesterday.

>>928746
You would have made a good Hagrid.

>>928749
I think they use child labor in Hogwarts. The profs could solve the problems with their powers but they opt not doing it, and instead create scenarios where some of the students stumble into and forced to face the threats instead.

>>928752
He was in the fourth one. One of the Durmstrang Bulgarians.

>>928753
The same way Voldemort keeps fucking around with different wands trying to kill Harry, when a samurai sword to the neck would have done.