If you're in formation.

So fucking tired. I didn't get out of bed until noon. I napped for three hours in the afternoon and now I'm falling asleep again. I'm KoalaNEET.

something something something

>>927351
Maybe you have a vitamin deficiency. I'm worried all my frequent urination is giving me vitamin d deficiency.

Ok neets, diet wagon tomorrow. The diet wagon is more reliable at making me feel good than any junk food binge.

>>927352
There is no shame any more.

>>927357
>The diet wagon is more reliable at making me feel good than any junk food binge.
The lies the NEETs on here tell sometimes!

I ate too much chocolate and now I have a toothache. Woe.

>>927351
>KoalaNEET
I heard he has treatment resistant chlamydia.

>>927363
Do not blame the chocolate. I will die defending the choccies.

>>927357
I'll be joining you bro, together we'll get shredded. For me, I want to get shredded by winter so I can go to the states.

>>927366
Do they not let executives in any more?

Elon is going to get almost a billion bucks to blow up the death star

Might get tiffin a bell beaker for christmas.

still awake, thought I'd be good and try not to have camomile tonight, but now I can't get to sleep

>>927351
oooffff
>>927370
and double ooooofff

i passed out at 8pm with the lights on and now i am up again, need to get up and turn everything off, time to drink some more champagne and knock myself out again,

Gave my arse a wash and turned on the cool zone

>>927368
He should direct Lesbians in Space season 2

being talked to every 5 seconds at the dinner table. I unironically considered suicide

>>927375
That's a man!

Good morning Chat.

>>927378
Good morning NEET.

morning neeties

Be honest, who is this?

>>927384
>>927386
Yes could be FIFO. He's been struggling recently.

>>927385
Handsome fella.

might have to get my hair cut today

>>927390
It's supposed to be 39 today. Too hot to leave the house.

Anyone else's chin get itchy in the heat when stubble rubs on your neck?

>>927393
I don't like it when my tshirt neck somehow grabs a neck hair and pulls it

"The Hand of the Thief", 1864
Giuseppe De Nigris (Italian, 1832 – 1903)
Oil on canvas 160 x 106 cm.

>>927393
Is that a multiple chins problem?

>>927396
Don't be so rude!

BUCKETS of CUM in my BUM

Morn. Its hot.

>>927395
Good boy.

>>927399
Morn. Put the air con on.

Footlong bacon, egg, & cheese and a Double Dare down the hatch.

>>927402
The right start to the day. Well done.

Wrong, just wait till 10 for a proper feed

>>927356
thats the untreated diabeetus

>>927405
could be, I've had many tests for diabetes over the years, always negative, but I still feel like I've got it

>>927406
Time for a diet and lifestyle overhaul NEET.

Bin day Weber

>>927408
Blue and orange lids today.

Is today the NEET uprising?

>>927409
It bloody well is not you turd head

Worried that FIFOs escort hookups will be GFE instead of PSE. Falling for the meat holes.

I try not to notice but the spinbike curves are very sensual and seductive. Clean crisp lines, smooth finish, robust yet minimalist.

>>927402
Nice breakky.

>>927413
Hot!

watching videos from the 90s, I refuse to join the 21st century

>>927410
It bloody well is not you turd head

I have never seen a vagina

>>927419
Vile things.

Do neets have any theories on the ceo asassination new york a few hours ago?

>>927421
False flag.

Working up the courage to call the brothel

>>927421
The News Ltd article I read kept talking about a single action pistol, when what they were actually looking at was a handgun with a silencer on it and the guy using subsonic ammunition and having to manually cycle it each time he fired a shot.
NFI who that particular CEO was, but he probably had it coming.

>>927423
have fun.

>>927424
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/POubd0SoCQ8
Ian's handlers have told him to shut 4chan down.

Good morning NEETS, fuck uber eats.

>>927428
the resemblence between the two men is uncanny

>>927428
It's unlikely that the best actor they could find would also be a Snape look alike.
Sometimes this is a woke tactic, but sometimes it's really just a black actor who is good enough to play a white character. Very easy to tell, because either Snape acts like Snape, or Snape acts like the fresh prince of belair.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/spotify-wrapped-reveals-australias-most-favourite-artists-and-music-for-2024/news-story/5225224a91d50f25785099fbf8703102
What a dumb cunt our PM is.

Garn barber's neets, can I pick you up a haircut while I'm there?

>>927421
This is just another normal day in jewsa, how is this abnormal?

>>927433
CEOs getting smoked on the street isn't.

>>927423
You don't call a brothel you walk in

>>927435
you have to call them for takeaway, dumb dumb

>>927432
Just trim my ear hair please.

>>927434
I am not sure if you are an absolute mong or what, there was shooting directly at the president. It happens on every level of society, quite literally.

>>927438
you said it happened every day
it doesn't
you're an idiot retard and suck dog cocks and can fuck off and die in a fire

>>927439
Yes, shootings happen every day.

Couple of NEETs are in a cranky mood today.

>>927440
not to middle/upper-class whites

>KEK
>LMAO
/retardedniggercontainment/
>Fucking normies

/assneetsnormie/

/assnormies/

>>927423
Make her call you Weber

And call her Possum

>>927447
>>927448
Vile.

>>927423
Did you leave something behind?

>>927450
Probably set his umbrella down and forgot about it.

>>927421
Not his first time killing. Moves like a professional. Hired gun.

>>927428
Black Snape will not be able to be obsessed with a white woman the way real Snape was. They will have to change the whole character and story.

>>927452
Somebody who has watched a couple of movies. Forgot to cover his eyes/nose (they have high def CCTV of his upper face). Forgot to wear gloves. Left spent and live rounds at the scene. Didn't realise that subsonic ammo needs lighter recoil springs to cycle.
Amateur hour.

>>927454
STFU retard it was a welrod vp 9mm that needs to be hand cycled and tilted to eject. He should have moved in closer tho. maybe used a knife after he disabled him with the 9

>>927455
was not

>>927456
I happen to know the guy and he said he used the welrod because it fires under the sound level for automatic shot detection microphones in NYC

>>927457
Good enough for me, case closed.

>>927454
>t. someone who has never done something under extreme pressure
He found his target alone executed him successfully and left the scene. He will never be found.

>>927459
>He will never be found.
They'll have him by Monday. Whether he is alive or not remains to be seen.

>>927450
No

At the commune all neets will be trained as assassins and will be able to blend into any environment to carry out their orders.

>>927460
They never found this killer:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/barry-sherman-honey-sherman-2017-murders-35-million-reward/

>>927463
That was their son.

>>927465
Yeah funny how he had the house torn down afterward.

>>927465
So he's in prison? Oh I guess they will find the killer then

>>927469
No, he's not in prison. I'm just telling you all who did it. Like I solved the gook bakery murder last week before the cops did.

>>927463
Odd how the person was able to hang both of them mimicking a sculpture’s poses from a 1 meter pool fence without them changing positions while struggling to breathe or sustaining any injuries apart from the mark on the woman’s face

>>927471
Typically requires a voluntary sitting down to neck yourself that way.

Called the brothel. The girl I want is in tomorrow. Busty D cup 19 year old Australian blonde

>>927473
Post her picture

>>927473
Give them a squeeze for me please.

>>927435
Won't be too long until we get Part 2 to that NEETs story earlier this week.

>>927473
I look forward to your story on the experience.

Failed job interview.woe.

Four seperate people in the company spiked my interview so I turned up on the wrong day and the receptionist told me to get lost, clearly also knew what was going on.

Message CEO privately.
Withdrawing application because five of his staff had already tried to stop them hiring me. If it could even happen in the first place it indicates that ceo just doesn't care.

>>927474
Pics here

https://centrefoldsofsydney.com.au/cleopatra_ladies/alexia-new/

>>927473
>Busty D cup 19 year old Australian blonde
sounds expensive

>>927473
Good luck NEET.

>>927480
I am sorry to hear that NEET. Keep trying.

>>927480
Keep trying NEET. See it as a good sign, it sounds like you would've been uncomfortable there if you got the job.

>>927480
That's rough

>>927480
>Four seperate people in the company spiked my interview so I turned up on the wrong day and the receptionist told me to get lost, clearly also knew what was going on.
What?
They deliberately gave you the wrong day?
How do you know 4 people at this company?

>>927481
Ta. Hope she looks like her pictures.

>>927488
they're probably from 15 years ago

>>927489
I'm sure they're recent. They're just clever with lighting and angles and filters and stuff.

Workforce said they "may" move me to a different program. I think it might be over neets...

need to have an afternoon nap, but over-ate again

>>927493
Training or WFTD?

>>927492
Hot!

>>927495
I don't know yet. I'm going to try to get a job because I'd rather work than do that bullshit.

>>927497
Warehouse gig?

Hi NEET,

You've been self-managing in Workforce Australia Online for about a year. Now is a good time to get personalised support from a provider in Workforce Australia Services.

This means a provider will support you to find a job and help you manage your obligations.

[...]

Your provider will meet with you regularly. They'll help you build the skills you need to find a job or run your own business.

[...]

Regards

Workforce Australia

>>927499
Just.

>>927498
Probably bar work.

>>927473
April at Platinum175 ?

How bad are the providers in the beginning?

>>927473
BMI?

>>927499
Get on Stream D brah

>>927505
I don't know. Website doesn't post weight or height

>>927509
I was just joking.

>>927421
Maybe I'm dumb, but if he was going to perform a hit he should have gone to the trouble of getting a gun setup which actually cycled properly. Also he could've worn a covid mask which would've covered as much of his face and looked less conspicious. We will have to consult nuro on his choice of ebikes.

>>927511
We should consult nuro on the firearm as well. He has claimed to have manufactured firearms before.

Been using my new silicone toe expanders

>>927513
Are you the Belgian NEET with webbed toes?

>>927473
What extras did you order? Anything off the specials board?

>>927480
>spiked my interview
Didnt you get an email directly from them?

>>927516
I hope he answers these questions, but I suspect we won't get any

>>927482
>>927481
That is not a D

>>927514
Not that I'm aware of.

>>927517
He was too busy walking around his room, having imaginary conversations and profound insights he immidiately forgets.

>>927518
Again, we need to consult nuro on this.

>>927518
I'll give you the D

>>927454
You've witnessed a perfect assassination and are saying the guy doesn't look like John wik.

A new cow, with much more healthcare needs
The big wage is about to begin

>>927524
Cup size ?

>>927525
Gallon jugs

>>927503
Remember when you went on that date with that whore and she looked really disgusted?

>>927524
Well done. Milk him dry.

>>927527
Post the picture

>>927510
Fair enough

>>927518
Then what is it

>>927523
He's also been caught on CCTV using his phone. They'll make a list of every device in that area now.

I'm going to have to move to the Cool Zone. This computer is boiling the room.

>>927527
That was a funeral fuckwit

>>927528
We all have that dream.

>>927535
haha
It was not. And you didn't get invited to the funeral even though all the media and government people were lol.
You said it was a date and posted a photo of her on the rooftop giving you a really disgusted and regretful look.

Nuro admitted once that it has been more than ten years since a woman smiled at him. A lot of you give him a hard time, but I think his behaviour makes more sense when you consider just how badly he is treated in real life.

Going to have some chia seed pudding with cashews, banana, and blueberries. Also some beechworth honey.

>>927539
Sounds healthy

37.8
had to bring the bins in

>>927541
Sweaty?

He ate my chia pet.

>>927541
Might be time for a cherry ripe mcfluzzy.

>>927542
No, she's at the seaside.

>>927539
where do I buy this?

The time of indifference is over.

The age of wavering hearts and compromised spirits has come to its end.

Do you not see?

The world is divided and the lines have been drawn—not by man’s hand but by the will of God Himself.

On one side stands the light of righteousness, the banner of Christ unfurled against the storm.

On the other, the shadow of the adversary, whose whispers seek to poison the hearts of men.

And you—each of you—must choose where you will stand.

>>927547
someone's back on the choof

>>927548
Meff 😎

Do not delude yourselves into thinking there is a third path.

Neutrality is a lie.

To claim no allegiance is to give your silence to the enemy.

The devil thrives in the spaces between conviction, in the shadows cast by those who hesitate.

To stand idle while evil advances is to take your place among its ranks.

Nigger faggoting fuck jobs

Merr

>>927551
Tell us about the interview you schitzo mong

>>927554
Not he

Webster's dictionary of American mustard seeds

We were not called to be passive observers in this battle.

We were chosen by the Almighty to be His soldiers, His heralds, His unwavering champions.

The cross we bear is not a decoration, it is a sword against darkness.

Every prayer, every act of love, every refusal to bow to sin is a strike against the gates of hell.

I could never be a bicycle hitman. The seats hurt my arse and I get puffed out easily.

Trial did not go well. Offered job in a month. Eg. They hired someone else, and are trying to string me along for a month in case that person quits.

We already have a bicycle hitman

>>927559
Understand this: the choice to stand with God is not without cost.

The road is narrow, the trials great and the sacrifices many.

You will be mocked, you will be tested and you will be tempted.

The enemy will seek to lure you with promises of ease, of comfort, of fleeting pleasures.

But these are illusions, my friends, traps set to ensnare the soul and drag it into despair.

Just watched uncle unna smash some junkie bitch with an electric scooter

>>927562
*electric bike

It's funny because I used to laugh at the frog plague too. But the. I tried to imagine me going about my daily life wading through frogs. Wake up, frogs. Kitchen...frogs. pour cereal? Nope it's frogs. And it's not like gnats, you step on frogs. The frogs jump on you. The frogs have to poop, the frogs have to pee. It would not be pleasant.

Penis

>>927565
*Peanus

>>927501
Good luck NEET.

>>927502
kek

Ẅ̶̨̘̪͉͖̜̦̞̺̘́̿̇͐̈̿̌̄̈̕͘͠͝ͅH̴̨̡̡͚͕̣͚̯͍̺̳͔̮͖̣̣̖̟̟͉̦͋́͋͂̈́̋̉̀̓́̏͒̚ͅE̵̥͖̋̋̔̾͑̿̆̉̀̂̓̈̅̕͘͝Ṙ̵̜̦͋̑̀̋̀̔̓͋̆͛̆͐̏͝͠͝Ę̸̧̺̰̮̤̖̯̫̲̲̙͙͇̟̬͖͍̯͎̎͋̆̿̾͛͗̀̂͊͋͋̀̌̿̅͗̅̿̒͘͘̕͘͝Ş̷̨̛̗̪̘̳̮̻̞͖͉̣̯̯̺̯̗̭̓̂̑̀̐̾̄̑̈͗̍͊̐̑̈́̕͘̕͝͠ ̵̳͈͍͖̞̿̍͑͌͋͋̂̍̓̓̓́͆̈́̇͆̃̎̌̋͋̆̾͌̚̕̚Ț̷̝̜͔̬̰͉̹̒̈́̈́̎͌͗̈́̽̿̓̏̒̎̐́́̓̃̍̾̈́ͅH̷̰̥͉͖̭̥̤͓͇̟̪̮̟̄̀͂́͐̕͠ͅȨ̴̛̛̣̻͕̳̦̫̖͚̺͓̓̈́̑̓̋̽̾́̈́̿̉̆̎͐̊̐͋́́̃͊́͜͜ ̴̨̛̺͔̟̥̣̪̣͕̝̞̺̲͙̗̦͕͔̯͖̝̅͗̅̉͊̍̏͛̈́̐͌́̚͜͝ͅͅF̵̧̡̢͈̳̩͕͉̪̮̫͎͕͓̱͕̺̣̹͖͎̠̀̂̈́͜Ų̴̡̢̰͔̦̫͍͇̻͙̗͎͕̣̟̮̳̬̭̘͚̬̟̎̀̚͜C̴̨̡̨̤̩̯̠͓͙̤͓̰̯͓̘̣̭̫̖̪̻̞̮̬͖̜̰͇͊͋̂̋͌̀̈̐͌̌͛̔̌̉͛͗͊̿̆̓͋̿̽͘K̶̡̛̲͎̝̣̪̰̬̣̳̥͉͍͇̉̾͊͐̉̉̃͑̉̆̀̅͌́͒́͑̆̀̓͋̑̒̾̔͌ͅĪ̶̜̼͈̮̩̝̂́͗̈̔̓͘̕Ņ̴͖̪̲̰͓̤͕̣̥̞̦̘̹̣̘͓̼̯̳̗̪̤̹̝̩̝̯̾͂̈́͌́̚͜G̷̨̢̧̞͎̬̹͉̝͇̓̓͆͊͑̾̽̆̑̃͊̓͝ ̵̡̨̻̗̯̟̥̗̣̣̤͎͔̥̰̟̰͚̖̝̹̭͍̱̭́̄́̏̂́̔̑̔̆̆̌̀͝ͅS̵̹͉̣̬̜̬͕̈̊͊̄̈́́̽̀̀̄̓͒̈́͊̒̀̊̿̋̐́̕̕̚͝ͅǪ̴̡̭̣̹̖̤̖̟̟̭͙̳̗̭̞͎̭̺͙̬̯̙͉͔̬̻̪͈̃͂̆̌͆̈̎̄̀̋͋̕̚͘I̷͙̦͒̆͂̈́̄͑̌̑̾͋̈́̾̾́̇͌́͗͝L̶̳̜̼̈́͒̅̓̇̈́̆͂͗̈́̃̂̈̄̿́́̚̕͜͠͠

>>927504
Max will probably be okay for a while then they'll push you towards to WFTD. I can imagine them wanting to do that straight up too.

>>927513
Good?

>>927524
You need the cash to start paying yourself.

Jabitinya

>>927504
Get one to pay for a certificate

>>927549
Monk? No!

>>927575
NOT HE!!!!!

Fucking bash the next cunt's head in that mistakes me for monk

Kill all pharma executives

The King of Queens

>>927577
hey monk

>>927579
Weber in another life.

kek, looks like my cheapo soldering iron from aliexpress might be a while.
Estimated delivery date
05/02/2025

>>927584
Chinked.

>>927584
I prefer to get disappointed in 48-72 hours with Amazon Prime.

>>927587
Lifeline?

>>927588
They're so judgemental you wont want to kill yourself just to spite them.

>>927589
How whimsical.

>>927560
* bicycle molester

We need a real estate agent holocaust

>>927532
If he went to the trouble of a suppressor for his gun, he'll probably have a burner phone too.

He went to starbucks before the hit lol

>>927593
Rentcuck

>>927595
Gotta keep his energy levels up.

>>927595
yeah
there's a few gumbies on here talking like he's a master assassin just because he did a marginally better job than the average nigger

>>927594
if the burner was on (even without sim) anywhere near his IRL phone, he'll still end up on a list to investigate

>>927599
and if his IRL phone pattern for the day in question deviates from its normal routine, that will also count as a black mark against him

>>927598
HE UNJAMMED HIS GUN

THIS GUY IS LIKE JAMES BOND !!

>>927575
keegs is the only one on meff

>>927597
it's pumpkin spice latte season, fr fr

>>927601
What would you even know about guns?

>>927603
I'm having my last coffee for the day. Last night's last was at 9pm.

>>927598
Why isn't he in custody then? The shooting was 16 hours ago.

>>927605
I only had a double dare and a forbidden sherbet, both before 11am today.

>>927605
3pm is the appropriate time to stop with the caffeine.

>>927606
50% of the niggers get away with it m8.

>>927606
I said by Monday earlier ITT.
I still think it's a reasonable estimation.

>>927609
*3am

>>927607
Well restrained.

>>927613
I had 3 hard ginger beers and just opened a bottle of passion pop, so watch out. I'm feeling amorous.

SAPOL never managed to work out who kept clogging motherbat's toilet.

>>927614
>passion pop
I'll gently rape you when you doze off.

>>927614
I've prelubed

>>927608
Absolute filth.

😈

did a most heinous shit

Cruisey shat in weber's esky during a fishing trip

>>927620
vile

Chappie 2016 was one of my favorite moofies. Makes you glad CGI was invented

Weber slapped me for calling an esky a chilly bin once.

>>927623
negrolatrous director

Can we tell for sure that his gun wasn't cycling properly? If he decided to cycle it to leave bullets there on purpose, would it look the same?

>>927624
*chully bun

>>927625
BlompKamp did some genuine Kino.
Watching Arrival again. Honestly if ayys landed I would not pay much attention.

>>927618
💜

Should've banned old people from social media too

>>927630
And the women.

Might start dressing as Obese Steve McQueen to counterbalance Davo's Thomas Shelby vibes in and around the Northern Suburbs.

>>927632
>Obese Steve McQueen
Google gave me this image for this search. You will look good.

>>927632
You can do it.

>>927632
>Obese Steve McQueen
Steve McMuffin.

>>927633
That looks suspiciously like Laurel from Laurel & Hardy

>>927634
Zooming about in his unregistered and uninsured sports car.

>>927636
It was from this
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/06/yes-there-were-fat-people-in-the-olden-days-too/258050/

>>927638
Well I had them around the wrong way, but:
>Another offers the counterexample of Oliver Hardy, of Laurel and Hardy fame, shown here in a shot apparently from the 1930s:

>>927635
heh

>>927637
That NEET should've signed it.

>>927641
on monday I'll probably text the guy at the club all like "hey faggot, where do you work? i'm bringing my book to you to sign"

could probably also just trace the signature from last year and make my own wood carving stamp

>>927642
Based.

>>927642
>bringing
*Drink Driving

>>927628
nice looking movie, silly plot ending

>>927646
stupid bitch just took off her bubble suit and probably got space aids

>>927647
Women want to get stds, they love the feeling of being victims of micro-organisms.

I was thete

>>927626
A lot of people are saying the shooter left the words delay, deny, depose, on shell casings at the scene, which sounds like one of those bullshit fake news stories that often circulates after these events.

>>927650
Do you have a Glizzy bag?

>>927626
If it were cycling properly, the spent casings would eject almost instantaneously with each shot. They're not ejecting until he racks the slide (also debunking the Welrod/Vxx shite posted earlier).
It does appear he emptied the remainder of the magazine as he was leaving, but who knows at this point?

>>927649
got to 7 before hitting the [-] button

>>927652
That would be a good idea if you filled it with springies.

>>927654
You did well.

>>927655
Imagine a drawer that was an always-on air fryer that just had ready-to-eat snacks like springies and nuggers every time you opened the drawer.

>>927657
We will need something like that at the commune.

>>927653
its not an automatic you blithering retard.

yeah some based boys are gonna blow the ayys up

>>927659
Yeah, whatever mate.

gary bussy is whimsical

>>927662
He'd know what sort of firearm he was looking at, unlike a certain rude NEET.

>>927663
He should get on GoatTok

Your offence threshold is relative to your test levels

>>927664
Goats are the future.

>>927665
True.

>>927662
He's cooked.

>>927669
Happy Birthday Frank.

xDDD

Fistulated 😅

>>927674
Hope you washed your hands after.

I am already planning my Xmas play to skip out early so I can get home and goon all day to Black dick. I no longer have "holidays" in the conventional sense. Or work. Or chores or recreation for that matter.

Every hour of the day I'm not in front my TV, butt ass naked, streaming the wildest interracial fuck videos and BNWO imaginable is a detriment to life. So I will show up on Christmas with the fakest pinned on smile. I will make small talk and hand out gifts to speed along the miserable process, trying not to focus on my sister's normie white husband and kids and how she could've done so much better with BBC.

When Mom gently asks if I've thought about getting back into dating, I will laugh softly. She doesn't need to know that her son is a warped pornsick fiend who can only get hard for melanated dick. She will never have grandkids from my line because my worthless white jizz gets unceremoniously shot into tissues and socks and then chucked in the trash.

I don't even feel guilty anymore. BBC has completely aliened me from sex. The idea that two white people can even do it without looking like rutting pigs is a foreign ritual I can't wrap my head around.

I know that someday I won't have any holiday obligations at all. I know I should cherish time with family instead of feeling like it robs my time with Black cock.

But I will be completely isolated with Black dick on my screen and my little pink cock in my hand. I will go to my fucking grave wringing every drop of pleasure from my decaying flesh as a salute to the awesome, all-consuming power of superior Black penis.

>>927674
Breaking bad.

>>927676
Thicc.

>>927679
It has to be done.

>>927679
It's the best way.

What should I get my Mum for christmas

>>927682
A Welrod

>>927682
Flowers or some chocolates and a nice card saying how much you love her.

>>927682
An ironing board cover from K-mart.

>>927686
Handsome fella.

>>927682
Two Whopper Juniors and two chips with the app.

>>927688
Cruisey would like that.

I wouldnt use an app.

Life is like a laxative. When we start to take it for years we can't stop shitting ourselves.

>>927682
rape whistle

Who here /grateful dead/?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0CgM6s1LLuY [Embed]
>>927677
I've always wanted to meet Dean Norris and say to him "Hey I know you, you're that cop from GATTACA" and see how he'd react.

I might go to this brothel instead

https://www.cleopatrasgentlemansclub.com.au/

>>927694
that' my dad's band. I thought a touch of grey was ok

Do you floss your teeth?

Rod Stewart died

Nek minit

>>927698
Same gunman who shot brian thompson?

>>927697
Yes every night.

>>927700
🌀

Party pig fart

Dancing queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

Wish I could get a job as a bounty hunter deporting pajeets from here.

>>927706
I scratched my arse

BBC porn 🤤

Might buy a dark jacket and gray backpack.

Used to think i didnt have empathy but realized that most others are faking it

>>927710
Most are hollow

Moist and hollow

Spooky internet problem

Rain

Scared ya !

Morn. Bleary.

morning bros

possible tsunami in the north pacific, I'm hoping for some good destruction porn

Evil anal

>>927720
💯

fucking dingbat
harrumph

>>927718
Morning

>>927698
Woe.

>>927717
Morning.

still harrumphing

>>927728
Bill? Wagerium?

Morning Webmeister

>>927729
motherbat didn't respond to her 0630 text message, so I waited until 0650 and phoned
she had left the phone at the other end of the house and was washing her feet ahead of her podiatrist appointment this morning
then I was doing a poo and getting ready to take a shower because I was supposed to visit a client in the city and they texted to reschedule that to tuesday

what a coincidence

>>927722
I beg your pardon

>>927731
I'm in the cbd. They were too busy getting cupcakes and coffee for their 3hr weekly wrap up meeting.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/worshippers-flee-as-synagogue-in-melbourne-is-set-on-fire-in-targeted-attack/news-story/e1d4d126e4d40cb39b741d17973874f5
watchya doin rabbi?

Kids are being recruited to be terrorists on the interweb

SHUT ! IT ! DOWN !

>>927727
morning neet

>>927732
might get some cheetos

Went for a long walk. Fucking tired now. Body is aging, struggles with exercise.

Who is our brothel poster neet? I thought it was cruisy or fifo.

>>927736
Being an easy going county doesn't work if we let in Muslim and Jewish extremists

>>927739
Another day of sitting around ?

>>927740
Pack of twisties thanks.

>>927742
He got swallowed by the vagina.

Bad dreams all night. Unfinished business in the jungle

>>927747
lucky bugga

Ethically sourced cloggers.

>>927750
Grass fed cloggers.

Good morning Chat.