How does he do it?

>>926341
That's a man!

>>926350
> zoo

Moar leik prison amiright ?

>>926312
Well done NEET. You look good.

Tonight on Womboflix we will enter a strange world where Nukes are real and you better be afraid of the crazy commies. This is the best of the CIA funded psyop kino from the good old days before they had to go out and sell crack cocaine on street corners to scrape up funds for their New World Order startup.

Dont forget your cowboy hats and cap guns, starts at 7 AEST.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>926360
Gud moofie

https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/crime/horror-as-two-bodies-found-after-alleged-assault-in-sydney-shop-police-investigating/news-story/c730cbc1f23e946f49e4042a96e2bb84
lel detective neet called this yesterday

Good morning NEETs. Just building up some $300 pedals. The pin measurements on the box are not what pins that actually came with the pedal. I require a 3.5mm rise and in reality it’s a 2.5mm rise. I am actually pretty pissed off. 1mm too short. Ripped off.

You don't even use the pedals lol

Must consooooom !

>>926365
Good morning NEET. Our first gift.

>>926366
>when the pedals nuro bought on a whim exceed your monthly food budget
ooooffff

That St Peters Bakehouse is shithouse.

>>926369
All bakehouses are shit

>>926370
I prefer fryhouses

>>926372
That's how i exit my bedroom for work everyday

>>926373
It goes without saying if you were not such a poorfag you would not be so cringe. How about you spend your time trying to improve your life rather than being professionally salty here ?

How come cardio is good for your heart but amphetamines and energy drinks aren’t?

>>926375
They are, look up the link between caffeine and longevity

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jPU1AYTxwg4 [Embed]

Stanley Kubrick's Dr Strangelove 1964) on womboflix tonight neets. 7pm AEDT.

download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Dr..Strangelove.Or.How.I.Learned.To.Stop.Worrying.And.Love.The.Bomb.1964.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.AM].mp4

lol that was fast

Why has trump put a poo in the fbi?

>>926379
He looks J U S T as shocked

Kim Dotcom last week, now Julian…

>>926381
The Vaxx™️?

>>926379
Jeets are pushovers, he will suck his cock and do what is necessary for miga.

>>926383
>miga
Make Indian Great Again?

>>926386
What are those coordinates?

>>926383
He’ll fill all the top roles within with other pajeets and they’ll become a useless force.

Federal Pooreau of Incompetence

Testiculitis 😅

>>926381
Fuark

>>926391
You’re always getting a stroke

>>926393
Can't seize what whizzes by.

>>926393
Wish they would police real crime

Raping you tonight 😘

>>926396
bring lube.

>>926397
No

>>926398
means yes

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ApsQXWmNGQ [Embed]

I doubt this guy is a millionaire..

>>926365
pins that are too agressive will eat the soles of your expensive MTB shoes.

I only wear bmw driving shoes with extra rubber glued on the bottom

>>926400
I prefer my financial advice from twinks.

>>926379
Not a good idea, given how bad indians are at keeping order in india. If they absolutely had to appoint a poo, they should have gone with a sikh, who tend to share white man's views on the importance of law and order.

>>926394
>>926395
The cops went the high school for a talk and tried to educate the kids about what was a class 3 compliant Ebike and what was not. They didn’t do a very good job. They came back a few weeks later when the kids were in class and impounded half the kids bikes. Also if they see any proper dirt bikes like sauron or talaria outside McDonald’s they chain them up when the kids are inside ordering.

It’s a full out blitz. Senior citizens are a majority here and have been complaining about kids on e-bikes for years. The new state member we elected here is actually an ex copper and has gone Blitzkrieg. It’s actually great for me because I only sell the legal bikes and been warning people about the piece of shit shit fat tyre moped style bikes for years.

>>926401
Yes it’s eaten many a good driving shoe. But it’s fundamental for performance. Really good pedals give you the confidence to send it.

Fucking storms. Was looking forward to some Guzman tonight but might have to change plans :/

>>926405
Trust the plan.

Stanley Kubrick's classic Dr Strangelove (1964) will be on tonight. Starring Peter Sellers, the plot concerns a paranoid Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper of Burpelson Air Force Base, believing that fluoridation of the American water supply is a Soviet plot to poison the U.S. populace, is able to deploy through a back door mechanism a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union without the knowledge of his superiors. Sounds familiar.

1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>926407
How about 2 minute noodles and come to the moofie?

test

>>926409
I really don’t like this film, so I will not be there tonight. If I was I’d have used the name DrStrangeGlove, in keeping with my usual whimsical username choices.

>>926412
>I’d have used the name DrStrangeGlove
Thank you.

Cruisey can you make a TikTok like this with me?

I'm a power bottom

>>926412
I will be attending the movie in your absence and using that exact user name.

>>926409
Neets be warned, one of our most foremost kino experts has critiqued peter seller's performance in this movie.

>>926419
I will dress up liek this and we will go on date soon. Expect me.

>>926421
How whimsical.

>>926392
I got a rub and a pat today.

None of the seatbelts fit.

>>926356
It was built in the Soviet Union.

>>926360
I might be late a bit.

>>926412
It’s one of my favourite films but I’ll admit it’s a tough watch.

>>926424
Extenders?

>>926415
There will no doubt be a video leaked one day of you sucking cock. It’s inevitable.

Theres a new game called Baby S

Theres a new game called Baby Steps*
That i think many of you may like.

>>926429
Steamer v2

Garn step on some babies

>>926430
>>926431
Keep us updated when it's released, it said to be released on Steam or something.

>>926434
I just watched the gameplay, its retarded, in the best way

Get in here neets, we're nuking russia: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>DR NURO: OR HOW I STOPPED WORRYING AND LOVE THE STEAM
Based.

People who pronounce appreciate as ah-pree-see-ate should be beheaded.

>>926439
Its a victorian thing, it irritates me too. I hear news people do it.

test

>>926442
>>926411
Pass?

Garn build a renewable energy steam power station

>>926444
Thanks Wizzy.

>>926397
No

>>926439
Nuke-u-lar

>>926444
Geothermal and thorium in our futures?

>>926449
🚀

>>926418
I wear shorts like those.

>>926424
Order extenders.

Trump was the 45th president and will be the 47th president:
4 + 5 = 9
4 + 7 = 11
911

The new Congress starting January 3 will be the 119th Congress:
119 = 911 reversed

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The Yom Kippur Conspiracy
https://files.catbox.moe/6ksup4.pdf

The Sicarii Origins of Christianity
https://files.catbox.moe/wcwpod.pdf

The Sicarii / Maccabee Origins of Islam
https://files.catbox.moe/7q4xvw.pdf

The Knights Templar Symbolism and Numerology of Global Events in 2019
https://files.catbox.moe/xi7fa2.pdf

Historical 'Q' Wars, Massacres, Assassinations, and PsyOps, 1717-2012
https://files.catbox.moe/nmg0ot.pdf

The Freemasonry Symbolism and Numerology of the Letter 'Q'
https://files.catbox.moe/nnmug5.pdf

U.S. Military Weather Terrorism on Political Dates
https://files.catbox.moe/1dsd0q.pdf

Mass Killers' / Serial Killers' Connections to the C.I.A. and U.S. Military
https://files.catbox.moe/hpsglj.pdf

Sicarii / Knights Templar Massacres, Assassinations, and Terrorist Attacks on the 22nd of the Month
https://files.catbox.moe/rhel0f.pdf

Sicarii / Knights Templar Massacres, Terrorist Attacks, and Military Operations Around the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election and 2022 U.S. Midterm Elections
https://files.catbox.moe/azkcg7.pdf

Alex Jones' Connections to the C.I.A. and U.S. Military
https://files.catbox.moe/7mirk0.pdf
https://files.catbox.moe/gnaa7i.png

>>926453
Why would Hebrew prophesy apply within a Gregorian calendar?

>>926454
>a Gregorian calendar?
Its got all the visit to Noosa HJs marked in.

>>926451
You look good in them

>>926453
Thicc.

They're doing it again...

>>926459
I don't see anything out of the ordinary.

Do jews drink flouridated water? I mean it's free.

>>926458
What does it all mean?

>>926462
you wouldnt understand

Possums 4. A BEST A comedy heist moofie.

>>926462
It was all explained in a series of Vocaroos and he had the voice of an angel once.

My turdpipe is pleading for more hot cum

>>926466
Your porn name is the Nambour Nigga

>>926467
lol

Cruisey stuck his peanus in the RAA bee.

>>926460
🌀

>>926469
It was the other way around. That is how Cruisey learned he had the peanus allergy.

Bitch

I hate Linda

>>926313
oh fuck yesterday was august

Fucking terrible today, will fix my life up tomorrow.

>>926476
Fire that factory manager and get in a team of Pajeets.

Hotcum Keegan

>>926476
Don't worry about it

Hocum pocum

Bix nood muh fugga

>>926476
in the meantime you can fix yourself a drink

camomile is having less and less effect on me, need to cut back but I can't sleep without it anymore

>>926483
I use magnesium glycinate, works better than chamomile

Might join the rosicrucians. Cruisey can you put in a good word for me mate? Thanks.

I have the air conditioner on even though it was not a hot day.
Executive overheating syndrome. The obesity sweats.

>>926484
I'll look into it

>>926485
Go to church.

probably need a cpap, just too fat

Hittin the nangz

Im like god but better becasuase i have disposable income

Just you fucking temember that !

>>926489
Get your GP to book you for a sleep test.

>>926491
have any neets turned their lives around with cpap?

>>926492
Nikocado said it helped him tremendously.

>>926489
Put your dick in it

Nicocado is too clever for this world

I used to have a good thing going where I'd go to bed before 9, but it's completely changed now, don't know why

The normies are using the word "twink" now. Several sightings.

>>926497
That was our word

>>926497
There is no shame anymore.

Might go out and play ultimate disc in the dark.

Its lights out and away we go.

morning neets

>>926503
🌌

>>926505
I'd slop you, Neet.

opened the front door this morning to find bill had left his plastering tools on the front porch
going to have to drop those at their house

>>926508
Sell them back to him.

>>926508
I hope your house isn't still full of construction dust, long term exposure is harmful.

>>926510
been coughing up a lung last night and this morning on account of the plaster dust

Good Marning N00Ts

Worship me, your GOD

>>926513
Marnin webby

$880 tommorrow

Thnx wagoids 💋

>>926514
cant talk
eating mcfuggin

>>926515
The new Bill.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/dec/01/woolworths-to-reopen-distribution-centre-to-get-essential-items-on-shelves-amid-ongoing-strike
Woolworths is going to use scab labor to reopen one of its picketed distribution centres.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-01/man-dies-after-falling-from-balcony-during-police-operation/104669906
Russia has infiltrated Queensland Police.

>>926517
After you finish u can eat my ass

>>926523
What a childish remark.

>>926524
Thats why we call it bitch boi XD

>>926528
The snorkel already provides this connectivity.

>>926528
Pic looks like a cool board game.

>>926515
Good workman.

>>926530
Total coincidence the inland cable goes past pine gap.

>>926530
It's part of Wizzys journey when he used to explore strange and distant lands.

Want to use up this corn meal but all the recipies on the internet look crazy bad.

>>926532
The golf balls?

>>926533
I can believe this. Map looks like it.
Perhaps should make a "Wizzy's Journey" board game out of it.

>>926528
I thought it was the dreamtime serpent.

>>926535
Use it to velvet your meat.

>>926519
Being tracked minute to minute by AI seems unbelievably gay.

>>926538
Sounds erotic.

People shit on Pine Gap but it's a good deal for Australia, at least until we build a real military, which we don't have to do because we can rely on seppos.
I think we should put more resource into the Navy, and have heaps of carriers in permanent rotation across the top end with a thousand drones manned by us. Kamikaze thermite drones. Send 10 at a war ship at once, they'd only cost 5k each. Class the people smuggling rings as terrorists so we can test military tools on them in prep for the inevitable was with Indonesia.
Dont steal my idea.

War with Indonesia*

Wish the japs conquered us

>>926541
Drone carriers can be the poor man's aircraft carrier. An effective one. But essentially all ship classes have to be equipped them anyway, a variety of options have to be developed. Plus drone-boats.

>>926545
We need some foreign investment before the preliminary research.

Gizyamoneycunt

>>926546
I can spare 100 HUFs.

HUF my GAS

>>926541
Pine Gap has the Ayyyyyyyys. Always was.

>>926542
literally 1970s military doctrine.

>>926545
all ships are sitting ducks, they have no offensive value anymore

>>926549
an odd sythesis but i will allow it

>>926552
>1970s
The threat is greater now. The sleeping giant.

>>926553
It may also have been for tidal fishing

>>926555
First thing I hought of was that 'bimini'? road in the bahamas.

>>926553
Sacred stones

>>926556
Wouldn't be surprised if it was a natural or at least semi natural formation

>>926559
Schumacher more like poomaker lol

>>926541
>oh no, we need the seppo alliance to keep us safe from china otherwise the asiatic hordes will come here and take all our land, it's worth it for that reason!
Ever looked around sydney or melbourne in the past 2 decades?

Test

what's the best place to find fresh pepes? I feel google is suprresing them from the search results

>>926558
Nordvolk aliens

>>926563
No, those places are full of poofters.

>>926565
no we have just reached peak pepe

A NEET used to post fresh ones, but some of you complained.

wanna kiss the underside of a missile toad

>>926570
yeah he was good.

ohonononono

Womboflix will be showing Beaches (1988) this Sunday, for neets who want a change from gang fights and nuclear wars.

>>926575
Gay

>>926576
ur a gay beach

>>926575
what in the fuck ?

>>926575
Not based, cringe actually.

>>926575
Those are men

Possum drunk dials me at 3am and sings Wind Beneath My Wings quite often.

>>926581
you lucky bastard, he won't even reply to the nude pics i send him on snapchat

>>926581
Sounds wonderful.

>>926582
It's unencrypted, try him on Signal

>>926575
A controversial choice.

Joe just gave hunter a presidential pardon.

>>926587
for real?

I'm built like a pt cruiser

>>926591
an unconditional pardon for any and all crimes committed in the last decade
ffs

>>926593
he can now admit to those murders, and conspiring to start the ukraine war

Has any president ever pardoned their own son before?

>>926594
Yeah. Apparently a pardon removes your 5th amendment rights (the right to not self-incriminate) because you can't be charged for anything you did. BUT you can still be done for lying under oath. Hopefully he gets caught in a lie on the Ukraine stuff.

>>926595
Nope.

>>926587
>>926589
>>926588
Shit fuck cunt arse
What a dog

>>926594
also the statutory rape of his 14 year old niece and the child porn he had of her on his laptop

>>926595
WOULD THIS SHIT BOARD STOP TALKING ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS
WHOLLY OBSESSED FAGGOTS
IS OUR COUNTRY TRULY THIS UNINTERESTING?

>>926600
>IS OUR COUNTRY TRULY THIS UNINTERESTING?
yes

>>926602
yes, we don't quite have the political theatrics of the US, but my god is it unfortunate that the sole reason anyone cares about politics on anglosphere imageboards is because of the funny orange man's 2016 campaign

>>926604
Ron Paul 2008

>>926600
Ours is talking about lydia thorpe

I'm getting the laundry retiled and the toilet replaced so I thought I'd get one of those chairs with a hole in it and shit in a bucket on the back verandah for a couple of days. I thought they'd be $100 or something, not $4k

https://medimart.com.au/product/kcare-over-toilet-frame-with-seat-flap/
$146
no back support

>>926607
Just get a free recliner from the curb, cut a hole in it and put a bucket underneath

Shit in Bill's toilet (and clog it) twice a day.

Make Bill dig a drop pit and build an outhouse over it next weekend.

>>926607
All I need now is for a little qt to push me around.

>>926607
You'll pay it.

>>926570
Some of our posters here are our own worst enemies. But the question is where did that neet get them? Is there some secret telegram channel?

sleepy

waiting for the tradie to fuck off so I can have a neet nap.

Shit in Bill's mouth.

remember when we first came to endchan and didnt have flags so it signed its posts with an N+ ?

>>926621
He's always been an attention seeker. Doesn't even like posting here just loves the Yous

>>926620
He'll probably want extra for that. What webby should do is take a shit in bill's dust mask, he'll never get the smell out.

Need to go and do a job

Woke from nap

Fucking hot as today.

>>926608
What would you do with the bucket?

Haven't checked my to-do list in at least a week. Drifting through a taskless abyss

>>926627
Put it on his head

>>926629
That happens in that Ned kelly movie we watched.

I'm under a rug on the couchbed, in the cool zone with my balls hanging out the side

>>926630
He was a shithead

>>926626
You look good NEET.

>>926608
You would do better looking at camping stores than disability ones.

>>926621
Not to mention 8chan

>>926625
I envy your napping ability, I have been trying all day to have one, failed.

My witty posts aren't getting enough replies. Start replying or else I'll do something rash.

>>926587
You can't woe the Joe.

corn bread I made is pretty good desu.
nice with butter and jam.

Craving a big box of nuggets neets. Might get a cenno advance, get some maccas.

>>926632
ie, an irishman

First calendar of the year.

They're coming ...

>>926643
Do you think they'll take you away this time?

might give up teh moofies

Failed my tafe course. Oh well.

>>926645
Beaches isn't that bad

>>926646
woe, sorry neet.

>>926647
gonna give up moofies before saturday

>>926648
don't be, I'm happier now

>>926646
>>926650
Failed successfully then.

I haven't exactly been keeping up with what has been going on so am I going to have to start showing ID before every post here soon? Do I just take a picture of my driver's license and post it? Thanks.

>>926652
That would be acceptable. Better do it now before you make any more anonymous posts, which is illegal.

>>926653
Smart.

>>926652
IDs can be faked neet. We'll require a bulge and elbow pic at the start of every thread, from everyone.

When is the torrent for the new aliens moofie coming out?

>>926655
👆

might masturbate.

>>926659
what is this pepe.png

I wonder if he was taken away.

I wonder if International Cruisey has danced like this

>>926662
Forgot to attach it

Might visit Dan...

>>926646
The whole course?

Ten minutes after leaving Bill's place a message comes on the radio about a severe weather alert and large hail. Race home and it petered out. Fuck I hate the BOM.

>>926666
Climate change is to blame

>>926665
hopefully

>>926666
Wizzy got you.

>>926664
On (you)r way?

>>926666
Whizzy blessed you.

>>926672
I have had the cistern replaced and it's the same issue on an old toilet. It's horrible. Often requires a full flush and a half.

>>926673
The old old toilets used to be 8-10 litres per flush, which was good for getting bit jobbies down the hole.
The modern ones are all trying to keep it to 4 litres and are worthless for a big boi pooper like me.
The bowls are also so fucking low looking now. Bad for a big unit's knees and bad for his dear old Motherbat.

I didn't ask the girl at Beaumonts about shitters, but she was very helpful with the tiles.
She did not seem to think I would be able to engage a tiler in the next two weeks.

>>926674
>bit jobbies
big*

Also, you can't just buy a fucking toilet, you have to know:
- whether it shoots poos out the floor (s-trap) or wall (p-trap)
- the fucking setback (distance from the center of the poo pipe hole to the wall) if it's an s-trap
- where the fucking tap on the wall is in relation to the center of the cistern
- whether the cistern takes water from the bottom or the top
I just want to do a big poo and push a button and have it disappear

>>926675
You have Bill. You'll have to check he's putting them down the right way but he can do it.

>>926677
Its why I didn't replace it. Too much effort.

>>926674
My dunny would be over 30 years old it's set for 11L and it still struggles sometimes.

>>926678
Fatherbot did the existing tiles, so I know Bill and I could manage it, but it would piss me off seeing the mistakes I made every time I went in there.

>>926679
I don't have any choice. Mine is going to literally implode one day soon when somebody goes to sit on it.

>>926677
>I just want to do a big poo and push a button and have it disappear
Pajeet would be envious.

>>926680
Yeah Fatherbot put this one in in about 1984. He put some cracks in the one it was replacing with a mallet and claimed it on house insurance.

>>926515
Good TikTok.

>>926679
I've noticed the black seal where the poo pipe goes through the floor is dry and cracked on mine, only a matter of time before the smell of sewer escapes, not sure if I can just use silicon to reseal it or even if that would last.

>>926659
I read some of it, good book. I closed all my porn tabs straight away

>>926686
Mine cracked at one point and water would run over the toilet floor when it was flushed. A dodgy plumber just caked it all in silicone caulk.

They came ...

>>926656
Just noticed the 4k disc is out so I'm surprised a torrent isn't already available.

The amount of SMS and email spam I have received today about fucking Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales is insane. Blocking and reporting everything that comes through.

>>926691
When is the latest film about The Order showing on Womboflix?

>>926568
kek

>>926693
I don't know.

>>926642
Lucky.

>>926682
Many such cases of woe.

>>926690
Maybe next time they'll take you away.

>>926692
Good work NEET.

That reminds me, this was a good film, also based on The Order and Alan Berg getting smoked:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betrayed_(1988_film)

>>926600
Yes.
They also have Americans, some of em posting here too.

>>926702
Henlo Big Fella.
What did you have for breakfast today?

When Budapestern lib vaginas were all so riled up when they abolished Roe w. Wade. It felt as if it change their vagina purge rights.

fwom wussia wiv luv is on 9gem at 8.40pm

Streaming on Endchan Movie Corner on Saturday. Many suggestions starting from this post: >>19652
And even this: >>19564
Gonna pick something, hopefully today.

>>926703
Scrambled eggs with fried deer sausages.

>>926707
Both of those links 404

>>926707
>fried deer sausage
interdasting
are they very 'gamey'?

>>926693
wut?

>>926708
You are right, I forgot to add board uri, sorry.
>>>/operate/19652
>>>/operate/19564

>>926709
Not woodsy at all. I assume the seasoning has a lot to do with that, I dunno what was added, a bit spicy but nothing too strong. Plus I slice em thin, and fry it crispy, that also changes the taste.

First episode of Earth Abides was good, will continue to watch, don't watch the trailer as it gives everything away.

>>926714
Good on them for casting a downie in the lead role

Gotchya 😅

>>926642
Based.

>>926646
I am sorry to hear that NEET. They are very stressful to do.

>>926716
🙏🚑

>>926565
I wanna a Pepe like this
https://science.nasa.gov/resource/ladee-frog-photobomb/

New HP soon.

>>926720
lol, I'd forgotten about that little fella.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/aussie-tv-icon-ian-smith-shares-tragic-health-update/news-story/3edbe4d153e7f322b08258ec86360bba
big poof is 85 already and complaining about a bit of terminal cancer

Decided I'm going to treat myself to a binge of coke and chocolate tomorrow, get on a sugar high like a crazed 4 year old. I deserve it.

>>926725
You have earned it.

>>926724
Imagine being 85.

>>926725
You do deserve it, fren.

>>926729
Only an Irish actor would be part of such crude anti-British propaganda.

>>926734
You've had a couple of years to write a musical

>>926735
what's that got to do with you posting vile street shitters?

>>926731
>Irish
Lothrop Stoddard counted them as non-whites in his book The Rising Tide Of Color Against White World Supremacy
THE RISING TIDE OF COLOR
AGAINST
WHITE WORLD-SUPREMACY

>>926738
>Lothrop Stoddard counted them as non-whites
The IRA consider themselves non-white

>>926740
That bank card looks like it had suffered very rough handling.