https://voca.ro/1cIWjqx63qyx
howdy boongs?

why does this site keep messing up my flag?
for christ's sake I'm not gay

>>925259
> I'm not gay
There is no shame neet.

>>925259
>>925264
This stigma is gone.

Happy Thanksgiving!

>>925280
We all have a lot to be thankful for. God bless.

>>925281
I don't.

>>925284
I missed you International Cruisey.

>>925282
That's a man!

>>925281
I am looking forward to Cringemass.

Garn command a bomb raid on my dunny

>>925285
anything new around here?
I'm sleepy, but will read tomorrow after I finish splitting wood

You can spit on my wood !

>>925283
Depression can make us dwell only on the negative.
Come up with a list of five positive things you are thankful for each day.

>>925284
>>925290
>>925258
It is good to have you back with us NEET.

The old NEET tuah.

>>925292
there is nothing

>>925295
There is always something nice to eat or drink.

I'm a mong boong

>>925299
That should get you quite a lot of financial support.

>>925299
Tug catastrophe?

Thinking about the rectal catastrophe post. The squelching in the thongs

>>925302
That was a true catastrophe.

Pizza, pastrami cheese and gherkin sandwich, 3 caramel donuts. Its not enough. Watching dashcam videos and feel exhausted.

Garn chocolate shop to get some executive treats, what do you neets want?

>>925305
3 coffee eclairs and a vanilla slice, a tub of honeycomb icedcream and a pack of pollywaffle balls to go in it. And a pepperming crisp. And a golden rough.

>>925306
>a pepperming crisp
I ask for that at the rub and tug. She knows what to do.

>>925303
It was something none of us will ever truly get over.

>>925305
As much as you can carry neet.

>>925306
>vanilla slice
I don't like them. Stodgy.

>>925304
You better have a bit of a lie down and recover.

>>925309
we'll see

>>925310
You shut your whore mouth. Vanilla slices are the only things between most neets and the abyss of despair and JUST.

>>925313
>Vanilla
*Coconut

Got some chocolate speckles from the chockie shop. Pricey but worth it. So good. Actually allan's are probably just as expensive nowadays.

abc chairman Kim Williams has a go at joe: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-28/elon-musk-joe-rogan-respond-to-criticism-abc-chair-kim-williams/104657124

Feel like crying.

>>925317
Cry more with me

Regretting the 200g of chocolate now. Why didn't you guys try and stop me?

Good afternoon NEETs. School holidays begone for some today. At Noosa. Premium Gash status : confirmed.

Also I’ll just leave this here…

>>925319
You were out of control, noone was game to try and stop you.

Love me the school holidays 🤪

>>925319
It's okay, another NEET >>925244 is probably working his way through 0.68 cubic meters of cake right now.

The business van comes in useful

Bigga Nigga edition

>>925324
The 200g looked so small in my hand. Only when it was in my stomach did I realise my terrible mistake.

>>925326
I like the title but not the nigga

>>925327
Your body knew what it needed!

>>925328
He will grow on you. He's grown quite a bit.

>>925330
Can he speak?

https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/chilling-moment-pedestrian-hit-by-outofcontrol-car-on-footpath/news-story/9c8391a83b99367a20955f278c6a91dd
lmao
dumb nigger

>>925332
Fucking hell that cunts fucked. Courts don’t like that shit one bit. A lady hit a kid in the industrial estate recently. He didn’t even get hurt badly and she ended up in jail for a couple of months. She was rich and could afford a decent lawyer too :/

ate a mini roast
will start on the black forest torte after a few glasses of wine

>>925334
And then everybody clapped.

>>925335
I had a chicken leg for lunch and I just finished a 95g can tuna.

>>925335
>black forest torte
You have a full cake?

>>925338
well i didn't want a slice of some other cunt's cake, did i?

>>925335
from the viet bakery?

>>925340
what?

Is there anyone more unlikable than Lidia Thorpe ?

>>925342
Albo

>>925320
Brrrr, that water looks cold and is probably full of eels with sharp teeth.

>>925335
Based.

>>925341
When you realize that teh guks are culturally appropriating your food.

>>925347
Gooks can't do pastry or European doughs properly.

>>925344
Thorpe is an idiot, but at least you know what she stands for.
Albo stands for nothing and can't even be open about his sexuality.

>>925342
boong's gonna boong. You'd think a high profile senator might want to be a role model, set the standard, break the stereotype, but nah.

>>925348
viets can be ok for pastries, the french colonised them

barely managed a quarter of that torte before stopping for a breather

>>925352
You can do it neet. Keep going. Do ausneets proud.

>>925353
a bit more alcohol and I'll get hungry again

>>925350
Looked suspiciously like Weber's Commodore...

>>925352
>>925354
Good luck NEET.

need to finish it before the cream ends up as sour as the cherries

>>925357
Big squirts

>>925358
Do NEETs unironically run that black colour scheme here?

>>925360
Makes them feel like a hacker

Just realized that /ausneets/ is a legitimate subculture.

test

>>925363
Hello wop

>>925363
Hello spaghetti nigger

>>925352
Hope it's nice.

>>925364
>>925366
It's the Irish flag apparently.
The orange is all fucked up.

>>925363
Welcome fellow Irishman.

You can't even buy Tauntaun leather in this fucked up country.

>>925369
Potatonigger.

>>925371
Shut up wop

>>925370
Don't get the piece Han cut up.

>>925366
>>925369
I am using a VPN as endchan said I was a known spammer

>>925374
reported for ban evasion

>>925374
You shouldn't be listening to what strange websites tell you.

>>925374
>>>/operate/11813
>>>/operate/11815
I doubt they just flag residential IPs so you used VPN already when this kicked in. Stop implying Endchan forced you to resort to that.

>>925378
fucken get the cunt, Big Fella

>>925378
VPN users are bad actors, everybody knows that. If you dont say anything off topic you dont have anything to hide.

Remember that Rachel Dolezal that pretended she was a nigger?

>>925379
The big Fella should rape him to show his dominance, actually he should rape all of us just to make a point.

>>925382
I dunno if it was her, but I recall some woman who posed as trans-neger.

>>925382
Vile, yet I feel strangely turned on.

>>925384
Yeah they haven't quite accepted trans-racialism yet

>>925385
Low test

Having a red top

>>925395
why do they always do it with that pisswater mexican beer?

>>925396
He's living his best life.

are there any hallucinagens native to australia?

>>925399
pretty sure the mushrooms weren't introduced species

>>925399
bufotennin from cane toads

>>925401
is that separate to the compound that kills you?

>>925399
I'm sure Australia produces some gasoline.

>>925403
we shut down all of our petrol distillation for some retarded reason

>>925403
kek

>>925404
export all our gas and then pay to re-import some for the domestic market too

Saved this from here.

Is this bad?

>>925409
Think I told the story about my first day at $JOB when I had to assemble my own workstation and slipped using a blade screwdriver trying to get the CPU heatsink on and punched it through the top of the CPU.

>>925409
>spins and lights
>works
Well I can see fixing the mobo to a piece of wooden board with nails. But that would need a metal rod as an intermediary between the nail and the hammer, not to hit the mobo accidentally.

>>925316
Sounds like he's never even watched him.

>>925410
Yes I believe you said it was very expensive. I laughed.

>>925317
This book I am reading says crying is important for healing from the trauma. We have to let ourselves grieve.

>>925319
I had a 250g Whittakers passionfruit and coconut block. It tasted awful but I just kept eating until it was all gone.

>>925414
True. Bottling in grief and sadness in general results in anger which repressed causes depression.

>>925342
I am surprised Pauline can find lawyers who will represent her.

>>925417
The principal did the Higgins case, along with all of the politician/celeb shit lately.

>>925382
Vile.

>>925402
duno look on the vaults of erowid

https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/animals-have-rights-cops-heckled-over-bizarre-lizard-video/news-story/c1bc6549641480423f3cd1ad0a010362
lol what sort of retard in a mining town calls the cops to remove a small lizard instead of just reversing over it in their massive seppo ute?

>>925342
the far right loves what Lydia Thorpe contributes to red pilling normie retards.

>>925418
>Senator Hanson is being represented by barrister Sue Chrysanthou
this one

>>925417
>I am surprised Pauline can find lawyers who will represent her.

This isnt 1997 anymore, based Pauline has been attacked by the media for the Good part of two decades now and not only still alive and a sitting Senator her power level and party is growing massively. Fuck sake she even has an aninmation studio making south park tier satire for her. Of course she has proper representation in the courts.

You stoopid bitch.

>>925423
at this point lydia could honestly be a professional troll paid by people to make abos and lefties look crazy and unhinged

>>925425
>her power level and party is growing massively
lol she votes with the LNP on every single matter

>>925427
has she won an election as an independent? She's been on the scene for a while now.

>>925422
Poor kitty.

>>925430
Gotta wonder what made it run away and then, once home, inflict scratches that deep. Even diabetics and haemophiliacs wont bleed out from normal cat scratches.

>>925431
Kitty probably got revenge is my guess.

>>925432
for sure
he was trying to put his dick in its bum or something

>>925428
Well thats entirely the boomers fault for being too cucked and scared to give her party beypnd her any power. The LNP is beyond repair after scomo's tenure. Dutton is DOA. There is a serious alternative for change, just like Farage's party in UK, but boomers and in particular women are too fucking Brainwashed by the ABC to see it.

>>925434
She's is literally below average IQ, and takes great pains to tell anybody who will listen how much she loves immigrants and "isn't racist", so her party is worthless.

>>925435
Worthless compared to what other party exactly ? Sounds like you are part of the problem too.

>>925436
NSN is talking about standing candidates.

>>925437
That would be a mistake. They would get so few votes that it would make them look bad.

>>925438
They'd have to find people without criminal convictions for a start.

>>925438
> They would get so few votes that it would make them look bad.
They could get one or two into the Senate easily enough. Remember Ricky Muir, David Lljeonhejelm (or however it is spelled), etc?

>>925437
NSN is morally right and has the high ground on many issues but fuck sake nigga they literally have shin fein and the IRA managing their brand, they look and act just like IRA during the best of the troubles. No reasonable person wants anything to do with any of that shit. Not even to troll.

Fucks sake tiffo OPTICS OPTICS OPTICS.

>>925440
Once elected, it also gives them a certain amount of "untouchability" with regard to state police.
You'll recall police not wanting to touch Bill Shorten's rape accusation, Julia Gillard's union corruption during her lawyer days, etc.

>>925438
THIS. NSN can have their organisation but should not involved in politics at all costs. They need to remain a paramilitary force. An anti-antifa. That is their only value.

>>925441
>shin fein
legitimate political party
>IRA
hasn't existed since the peace accord

Had 3 pork sausages.

>>925445
Any sides? Good?

Just huffed some jenkem

Those disabled really produce some potenent shit !

>>925447
Your artistic talent is lost when you should be working on the collage.

Imagine being an optics cuck who unironically believes in Pauline

>>925446
Just had them by themselves, going to try some panadols now and go to bed and see if I can sleep.

>>925441
People who are alienated from teh common narrative will be NSN constituents. The ZOG will drive the population into their welcoming and hard as iron arms.

>>925451
they're probably winning people over more than they realise
the other day Motherbat said something in a text message about crime stats in the paper and said something about police preferring to spend their time policing hurt feelings on the internet and roman salutes rather than actual crime

>>925452
normies will always miss the point, which is the pigs, media and elected officials comprise an occupying enemy. Ask her if she would shelter a nazi who burns down a police station.

>>925415
You are a trouper neet. You have the will to power nietzche kept talking about.

Pooped 😅

>>925415
Also try the hokey pokey flavour next time, it's good.

Morning neetos, going to finally sort myself out today.

>>925453
.

>>925462
Hello NEET

14/88 🏴‍☠️

Dr StrangeGlove - A story about rural and remote proctology

>>925465
aye cuzz

getting back on the electrolytes today

the dog is the only one who seems to know that’s a fuckin bobcat

>>925468
Just drink carbonated mineral water, are they not a thing there?

NSN need to side with Israel.

>>925472
horse electrolytes are where it's at
get on board bro
https://nitter.poast.org/pigshitsonballs/status/1861956787685183900#m

Raping you 🥰

>>925470
kek'd

>>925471
Dat muthafukka scared shitless

>>925480
Morning Weeber

My unvaccinated friends, are you still with us?

Here is your certificate of achievement for surviving the greatest psychological fear campaign in history. 🏅

Did webby get vaxxed?

Still no action from the back section.

>>925483
Of course

>>925477
Yeah I'm sure trump's taking orders from bibi.

>>925478
Detto.

>>925486
AIPAC

>>925482
It wasn't the greatest, It was just the latest. Plus its been superceded already

Hmmm
Some of my posts from last night have been deleted

>>925490
🤔

https://www.news.com.au/technology/australias-senate-approves-worlds-strictest-social-media-ban-for-children-and-teens/news-story/db73e16094f683af8731e3ab0949ea9c
Endchan need to start checking the IDs of Australian posters.

>>925493
Are we social?

Shouldn’t have started eating cheese after the mini roast and torte.

>>925495
Yes

>>925494
can we see the rest of it where the psycho bitch gets blasted?

>>925496
You need some veggies

>>925499
There was lemon fibre in the 14 cans of hard solo

First wage done. Having coffee. Going to lay back down. A quick gander at the youtubes, then I'll be set.

>>925494
These type of stuff can go into this thread >>>/kc/19362
I don't think ausneets the place to post em.

>>925500
https://world.openfoodfacts.org/product/9329982024998/hard-rated-alcoholic-lemon-solo

I was going to do the math on how many for daily rec level but they dont know how much there is

>>925502
Report them to the ... Age Check Certification Scheme (a British consulting firm)
.. so we're contracting out the liability to an international corp.

Imageboards may actually get flooded with 13 year olds if they all get kicked off social media.

>>925505
Cheesecake may come back then.

>>925505
Where they would hear about imageboards? And especially endchan. They can only roll insta on their phone, or watching tiktok.

wanna watch some more ancient aliens crap, but i think i've seen it all

>>925507
lol

>>925507

he's probably nearly 40 now

>>925501
A good start to the day.

wishing I had big turkey roast with gravy and taters for lunch

might swap out the fuel filter

Good morning Chat.

>>925515
Get Barry Swindle to do it. You want the job done right.

>>925516
a 13 year old expelled from social media joins us already

we can help these kids with diet and nutrition tips

>>925519
We will teach them the way of the Boongs.

>>925519
Yup/

>>925519
Eating couple kilo of lasagna is the best we can offer

>>925522
Roasts and cakes are already portioned. If it comes in a pack, its a singular meal.

>>925521
gonna make an ausneets banner out of that, saying "neet diet tips"

speaking of slop, KFC has stopped the tower boigs again :(

>>925525
Farkin' wyte dawg

>>925527
You have done a very good job NEET.

>>925527
Does it have a penis?

>>925527
That looks very good neet.

>>925528
it's so weird
in photos it looks both better because you can't see the scratches I couldn't get out and worse because you can't see the shape/details properly

>>925527
Shadow isn't large enough

You need to bulk up !

>>925525
How many did you have in total?

>>925534
in the holy land of rakia rations are sparse

>>925517
Fuel filter changed, rounded the nut and bent the lines. Nearly got blown up when the hot work light found its way into a puddle of spilled petrol. might cut the old filter up and see how it is inside.

>>925527
Looks great. I wouldnt worry about the eyes, just some varnish.
Good job.

>>925527
Its summer time, silly NEET. You wont need to heat your house for six months.

>>925537
Good work NEET.

>>925539
australia really is upside down, isn't it?

>>925541
No means yes, yes means anal.

Rogered 😅

What do you make of this tracking, NEETs?
Is it coming today? Is it coming on Monday (which is more than 3 business days)?

>>925544
I am not sure. Are those different depots or all the same one?

>>925545
The one on the 27th would have been Shitbourne. The others are all Adelaide, I'd assume.

keep trying to get an hour's nap, can't

>>925547
have some hungry jacks

:(){:|:&};:

>>925544
It has updated:
>29/11/2024 11:51 AM AEDTOn Delivery

>>925551
Good news. What is in the package?

>>925553
Venetian blinds

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/absolute-best-outcome-hiker-sam-benastick-found-alive-after-missing-for-50-days/news-story/39fdabaf9129327d182097e11a1fdc57
extraordinary if no shennanigans were involved

might get some vodka, you boys want anything while I'm out?

>>925554
The fancy timber ones? I look forward to the photos.

>>925557
Yeah.
We'll see. I've already posted pictures of the same ones I got for other rooms last year or whenever.

>>925553
neets always want to see my package

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-28/kumanjayi-walker-inquest-final-submissions-nt-police/104657718

I cant see how hanging Zac Rolfe will improve policing of abo ghettos. From what I see, cops like him were the last hope for keeping peace out there.

>>925555
Wizzy saved him.

>>925556
Glass of water thanks.

>>925560
>>925560
Why contain it?

>>925563
Zac Rolfe went there to make a difference. He could see how pozzed the female cop boss was and her plan that some "elder" was gonna talk to this psycho brain damaged desperado and get him to come along peacefully, was garbage, so he just did his job. 100% jumanji was gonna skitz out and shit was going to blow up. 100% jumanji was going to kill some one, its just a matter of time. Modern policing is on this lefty trajectory with every girlboss wanting to push the boundarys further to decriminalizing violent crime. We need to get women out of justice.

>>925565
which neet is this?

>>925565
I hate that you cant just do shit like this without the risk of getting caught on camera.

The commune will not be televised

>>925566
Cruisey.

>>925564
>make a difference
Maybe it's time we accepted hard genetic determinism. Boong's gonna boong.

>>925569
he has that twinkle in his eyes, he's going to approach the young lady with a fist full of dollars in exchange for a tug job

>>925570
if the boongs get worse then the jew media will make this into our fault somehow.
Yet its nuremberg laws morality that got us into this quandry in the first instance.
With jews you lose.

Might start training to become a druid.

Might start training to become a droid.

>>925574
sexdroid?

Might start training to become a droog.

>>925575
Not for sexual!!

Might start calling myself dude

>>925578
The dude, or just a dude?

Exec dudes with attitudes.

>>925579
Imagine going out in public these days...

I miss you guys

>>925579
That salad looks exotic, lets hope they gave you more than one olive.

>>925583
I miss you too.

>>925583
xx

>>925584
There's at least three in the picture, Mr Magoo.

>>925579
I cant open your pictures, Nuro. They are all multi megabyte hi rez images that rape my download and take forever to open.

Pajeet delivered my venetians

Any neet want some?

>>925591
What the hell is that?

>>925590
I hope they are undamaged.

He didn't even offer me a slice of that torte.

>>925594
You don't deserve his torte in your mouth

>>925593
The boxes show no signs of damage. I will check them tomorrow when Bill is here. Lifting the 2.x meter one out of the box by myself is too difficult.

>>925591
I'd pass.

want a big black torte between my lips

>>925594
It was only 16 normie serves ie 1 big boi serve. Did you want him to starve?

Need to rape

Big grey man in the fog is going to rape you

>>925602
I am protected.

>>925603
So you think 😏

The local chippie us closed 😞

Ghillie Dhu

>>925607
Would brutally beat and rape that one

Mup da doo didda gib me dat muh fuggin bix nood

>>925610
Bim do budum dee wyt clack tack crack

Had a pepper pie

@everyone hello?

>>925613
noice
I just cracked a longneck of Coopers sparkling

>>925614
is that you, chat?

>>925615
Coopers is for poopers xD

>>925617
Correct. Did a big one this morning. Got another stirring deep within.

>>925618
Should use it to make jenkem for the poor home youths

>>925599
He could've at least shared a picture with us.

>>925608
the little trollop would love it

>>925620
>share
Communist filth

>>925594
Well he wasn't going to offer you some of someone elses, was he?

Need to learn magic

>>925624
Are you 30 yet?

Stapled my penis to my thigh

It is known that mobile phone radiation is actually changing the brain in ways that are not currently understood.

>>925627
Mine never rings anyway, so I'm immune. It probably makes people into normies.

We are the resistance

Nude on couch watch youtubes on tv

have any neets ever gone caving?

>>925630
same, but i still have my undies on because I was raised in a good home

>>925631
A couple of guided tours. Nothing that required crawling or climbing.

What happens during a rub and tug?

>>925634
rubbing and/or tugging I suspect

>>925632
>wearing undies
🤭

>>925635
🤦🏿

>>925633
did you see any goblins?

colro of the schile uet

>>925638
Goblin deez nuts!

>>925638
No.
We need to go on a quest through enchanted forests, caves, and abandoned mines.

>>925641
I'm in. The fellowship of the neets.

>>925642
Is that NK?

Finna

Babe!

>>925643
No

Have any of you NEETs ever got this nonsense before?

>>925647
🇨🇳 company

>>925647
It'd be black friday bullshit
Bunch of women buying useless shit they dont need just because it's heavily discounted

>>925649
Your arse is always heavily discounted

>>925649
I just wanted some condoms. The ones at the supermarkets are too big.

>>925651
Pajeet?

imagine fucking a pajeet

Just the two of us

>>925653
Imagine the smell

>>925649
I was just looking at a snack compartment that sits in your car cup holder.

>>925657
It'll still be there next week.

>>925657
You should upsize.

>>925658
Another nice looking feed.

>>925660
One of those mounted on a cylinder that fits his cup holder perfectly.

>>925661
I was on the verge of a panic attack until I got halfway through the second pint.

>>925664
kek it did.

>>925658
>>925663
Your body knows what it needs!

>>925647
https://www.epharmacy.com.au/
Is identical if you want delivery. Same mob but a different brand.

>>925663
Woe, at least you were in the right place for medical help.

>>925658
Another good one.

>>925596
Bill will enjoy himself.

>>925527
Noice.

Wet Willy Wankin'