Also, you can't just buy a fucking toilet, you have to know:
- whether it shoots poos out the floor (s-trap) or wall (p-trap)
- the fucking setback (distance from the center of the poo pipe hole to the wall) if it's an s-trap
- where the fucking tap on the wall is in relation to the center of the cistern
- whether the cistern takes water from the bottom or the top
I just want to do a big poo and push a button and have it disappear