Merry pookmas!

SAd

>>933703
WAnk

We didn't get to the choppah
All the NEETs are dead and we are but the dreams of their ghosts
Woe

>>933722
I am just a puddle of ectoplasm on a departed NEET's mattress.

>>933723
Big ectoplasm?

>>933724
Not like it used to be.

Ill have some upper thigh meat.

Thinking about Weber's eatch

The predator caught the NEETs and brutally slaughtered and skinned us all and then made a rather nice quilt from our skins for his space bed.

Sometimes you eatch and other times its perkin

Perconf ?
I can't remember.

>>933728
should've gotten to the choppah

Orions dong is above my head.

>>933730
Bfidders

>>933732
The time is right for the ritual.

>>933733
Thats it! Well remember'd.

It was more like bifdirs

Bifdir betta eatch herself

>>933715
heh

I am off to bed. good night NEETs.

Did you know that khazarian ulus djuchi moscowstan steal the name from Kyivan Rus?

>>933739
Night.

>>933742
Handsome fella.

>>933743
That's a man!

>>933736
perconf on bifddirs

>>933747
harrumph

wassail
noun [WAH-sul]


1. an early English toast to someone's health
2. a hot drink that is made with wine, beer, or cider, spices, sugar, and usually baked apples and is traditionally served in a large bowl especially at Christmas time
3. riotous drinking; revelry

verb

1. to indulge in wassail; carouse
2. to sing carols from house to house at Christmas

Possum woke up with a terrible headache from a wild wassail the night before.

>>933750
Good word. Thank you.

good morning and merry christmas neets

>>933747
>>933752
GM. MC.

How was the movie?
Was Murray Christmas?

>>933754
it was disappointing, good christmas movies are hard to find

>>933752
Good morning NEET.

>>933753
Good morning NEET.

Motherbat gave me a mug.

>>933758
Lucky NEET.

Merry Christmas NEETs

Sequestering of 2 NEETs to join me and the Leper king for xrizzy

>>933750
Nice

>>933758
Bat is a funny girl

>>933762
Lumpin ptang fzeet wooble wooble

>>933765
Lozbarf

Bar humbug!

Blessed Christmas, fellas!

>>933755
Indeed.

Merry Christmas NEETs

Except for you know who who has no famuly and can't even afford to go to kfc today

>>933765
>>933766
You two
join me in the Antechamber in 1 hour
I will provide you each a single beer and Baldwin will be reciting memoirs

>>933769
Don't.
Do not do your retard bullshit here on Christmas day.

>>933768
Merry Christmas Shibs

>>933769
what are you doing for xmas?

>>933769
Overall IGAy is happy with his haul of coal this morning.

>>933768
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Big Fella.

Breakfasting on cold kfc and coke

>>933777
I had a can of the forbidden sherbet drink, then walked a bit over 10,000 steps, and then had weetbix and orange juice.

Remembering all those christmas mornings when I was a kid when we'd gather around the tree and unwrap the presents. When did it all go wrong neets?

might repost that cruisey fan-fic from before

>>933779
When (You) learned about the jews

Merry Christmas neets

>>933780
All Day I Dream About chriStmas.

Going to go to chuch, unlike you heathens.

>>933782
Merry Christmas NEETs

>>933784
I wouldn't know where to go. My body would probably crumble into dust the moment I stepped on hallowed ground, after all my naughty deeds.

Good morning Chat.
Merry Christmas.

Cruise Dog billed a mong for a christmas excursion and left him in the Leagues Club car park while he got surf and turf and a fair bit on the slaps, once.

>>933787
gud morning santga

>>933786
If you confessed all your sins you'd be right but you have to get into the church to do that.
It's the cenno/security guard dilemma all over again.

One of my neighbours had a very loud visitor with an even louder laugh but she seems to have gone now.

>>933750
Thank you.

>>933788
christmas is the time of giving, and cruisedog was right to give himself a gift at the taxpayer's expense
>>933791
Don't worry neet, 6 days still left, your qt is still out there awaiting her frog prince.

>>933758
Good Bat.

>>933750
Thankyou, a special christmas treat just like Wizzy promised.

I remember spending a lot of time playing vidya on christmas day when I was young, guess my autism and isolation started early.

>>933788
>Leagues Club
Don't have those in SA m8.

>>933784
Bring me back a couple bottles of wine thanks.

>>933797
Well today you can wear a Santa hat and goon

I got this little Christmas card for a very special NEET. He knows who he is. xx

Cruisey knows an asian massage and nails hole that has the back door open on trading holidays thats alway got new mud maidens barely off the plane with fresh triad tattoos on their coco skin, once.

>>933802
Sounds hot.

>>933794
We all live off the taxpayer he is just getting back to his NEET roots.

>>933798
What's the SA equivalent of NSW Leagues?

>>933806
The TAB.

>>933806
There isn't really one. We just don't have them.

NK hasn't got his hat on

>>933786
Christ loves a sinner.

Is the chudjak meme growing or declining in populairy?

>>933810
He does not like the sin though.

>>933802
Hot

>>933811
Decline

>>933769
Act like a nigger, steal flags, get coal. Unloved.

You get what you deserve

Merry christmas to everyone except (YOU)

>>933815
Stop it.

would like some goyslop pudding

>>933816
Sorry but he was asking for it.

It's an obvious festive season indulgance for a Bossman, Isn't it Cruise-dog? You're an essential worker and thats an essential service for an executive. All that stress and sacrifice, Wage hard and play hard yesno?
Happy fat buddha has smiled down from heaven and those bloody slaps have finally come round and round and round, like a cashnado and (You) got a boxing day Tsunami of mad money. Not a moment too soon!

>>933818
You have tried to start your retard show three times already today.
Just fucking don't it is Christmas.

Cant believe we made it to Christmas lads. I was sure WW4 would have kicked off by now.

>>933820
no i just woke up

Why don't you text the old chinees mistress and make a date with Dorothy new girl? She came all the way from some exotic asian jungle with an insatiable itch between her legs. Oh Yes! She's a South East Asian trollop with a walloping dollop of coconut grease in her brown hands and she Loves to please. So set your email to auto-reply and hit the shower. You're clocked off and out of office/kitchen table.

Got a new blow up matress for chrissy

YEEEEEEEAAAAH !

>>933819
Might go have a poke in spite. Win two features on the free games on the $2.50 bets. Who'll be laughing then.

>>933824
Stop it.

>>933823
Out of hours spar play. Like a viet booby trap.

I got airforce 1s from Nike, feels good man. Comfy shoe. Merry christmas bros

>>933828
Did they have a big abo poo in them?

>>933828
Nice. Enjoy. You too.

>>933829
My own poo actually, I like the smell

>>933831
Tis the season to be merry

I got a nice text message.
That's probably it for my Christmas.

>>933828
Basedo.

took a shower, feeling a little bit less fragrant

>>933835
You smell like rose petals now, very pleasant.

>>933833
I'm hoping to get some 6xl tshirts, my 5xls are getting too tight.

Put the Christmas carols on neets, good decision

>>933838
what are you playing?

>>933839
Ding dong merrily on high, actual Christmas carols

Anyone who plays edelweiss as a Christmas carol gets coal

shit stain on my bedsheets, I'm middle aged and still haven't learnt to wipe my arse properly

Merry Life Day NEETs.

>>933842
Disgusting. Get some chux.

They took fuckheaps of cocaine when they filmed that.

Some of the poo posting gets disturbing when you realise we have a poster with a genuine shit fetish.

>>933846
I vote we ban poo posting starting January 1st. Just vile.

Mission for 2025 is to persist with ethno-religious motivated street art

Get on the nose beers

>>933848
A noble goal.

>>933849
Sounds expensive.

>>933851
>>933849
alright lads
merry Chrissy

>>933843
we should show that on womboflix tonight

>>933852
merry christmas m8

>>933845
>>933843
neet trivia night question - which star wars cast and crew are jewish?

Womboflix will be showing some christmas simpsons episodes tonight, if projectionist neet can move his bloated body enough to upload the videos to the server.

>>933856
C3po and two of the stormtroopers.
And Carrie Fisher would pretend to be jewish in exchange for more cocaine.

And R2d2 was acted by Woody Allen

Christmas tax

>>933861
Good morning.

>>933863
Sounds vile.

>>933864
it's ok once I put it in the microwave and added a dash of worshetshire

>>933865
>Worshetshire
You bifdir.

>>933865
It will go straight through you.

>>933867
Unchanged in appearance.

>>933863
its fine if it is in the fridge, if you dont the gravy deconstucts into something truly nasty

t. gravy expert

>>933866
I have been putting Worcestershire on bacon and egg rolls from the bakery lately after some fucking broke ass stanners-like bum theived the Siriricha and Bbq sauces from the counter. Transformitive. Where has Worcestershire been all my ?

>>933870
>Where has Worcestershire been all my
Somewhere in england.

I just learned that the seppos call any sauce gravy.
That explains a lot.

Have any neets ever suffered from missing time?

Thinking about all the times I was a kid I used to sneakily unwrap my presents before christmas and play the ones that were vidya games before wrapping them back up. I was a terrible fucking kid.

>>933872
and you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit.

>>933873
Only after the alien abduction and probe.

>>933873
Cruisey stole my watch once.

>>933876
No I didn't.

Taking a cheeky bong hit during the xmas lunch, wagmi. Merry xmas.

T
E
S
T

Xrp

I need to spend less time on my phone.
Reading my book just now and I looked at the top of the page to see what the time was.

Chrissie lunch with the fam sucked just as much as I thought it would. No more, no less.
On the positive side: I dont need to worry about that for another year.

>>933880
wagmi

>>933883
kek

>>933884
Did you pull a cracker and wear your crown?

>>933863
its fine as it is but would benefit from mike lando's attention for 30 s on high

>>933887
my old man started telling us about how well his second family was doing. That has to be the lowlight.

>>933889
>his second family
Asian wife?

>>933801
💖

>>933871
kek

Fucking anz super sending out texts on christmas day
I hoped it was a real person

>>933893
Just.

>>933893
kek

Garn uber eats goyslop, probably korean.

>>933896
Jews got me buying uber eats again

>>933896
You might be safer with big slop like Dolands, KFC or Jack's. I have always had terrible takeaway feeds in the lead up to Christmas. Good luck.

>>933899
Lurkin mcdonalds now, think I'll go with that actually or pizza. Fuck I don't know what to pick.

>>933900
Pixxa is a pretty safe bet but might not be. Depends how good they are throughout the year, as they be running on few staff now.

Oh I luckee, Mr Doggy he want to see me for golden hands happy time! I really hope he not rough and ugly like old fat Aussie. He so smelly! Mr Doggy he be my puppy tonight, he gonna be so funny! He gonna treat me like numbah 1 wifey. He gonna give me big money. I gonna make Mr Doggy so happy!

raise it

>>933902
Are you trying to make nuro jealous or something?

>>933902
Tiffo please.

I just wonder if he imagines himself as Cruisey or as the tugger when he has these episodes.
I think its the tugger.

>>933906
You're showered and aftershaved, which is kind of ironic because you're hairy as a hobo and look like a garden gnome. You're chortling and writing the tugpost in your head as you drive five suburbs over to the asian massage joint in the same strip as the oldest German Bakery in Australia. 45 degree parking right exactly fukn well outside so you can scuttle inside in a hurry and not get sweaty armpits on your white Christian Dior shirt in the blistering Adelaide summer solar furnace. as well as not to be seen by xmas day normies in the bakery now run by christ hating heathen gook cunts who bought the legacy bakery and soon-to-be dumpling restaurant last week

might go outside and play with the chainsaw

>>933909
Is it a christmas chainsaw?

>>933908
>hairy as a hobo
That is poor NEET lore

>look like a garden gnome
He does but that was just a lucky guess.

Are we allowed to get rubbed and tugged by white women?

Hot spunky Christmas day

>>933913
Interesting art work.

>>933908
Thicc.

I had a big choof and ate my christmas pastries and having an iced coffee.
Feel good now.

>>933916
You are living your best life.

>>933916
Well done NEET.

Completely ignored by the two eldest nieces. Not even a hello. Oldest of the two nephews said I had a ‘fat guts’ and ‘look like a balloon’.

>>933919
Leave them a piece of paper in your will that just says cunt.
And if possible make them go through lawyer shit to get it.

>>933912
If you can find one.

>>933919
That sucks though, they are very rude.

>>933919
kek they are savage.

(You) can smell the lit joss sticks in the insectoid's shrine over there, along the wall next to some unfathomable manicure themed junk. It appears to be some kind of obese cat avatar with a motioning arm rocking back and forth, a Garfield buddha with mirrors and plastic plant garnish, motioning hypnotically and vaguely suggestively. Its alien to your eyes and there is a smell behind the sandalwood that's alien to your nose. The Bing-Bunggg of the break beam door alarm, the universal sound of the customer, has brought tonight's honey hued harlot out from a cubicle in the back.

>>933919
They hate christmas just as much as you

>>933924
You have described it well.

>>933924
Yeah this one was good

>>933924
Hot!

Started playing Empire Total War as the British and I am slowing down india by giving lots of money to the Mughals who are fighting them.
I guess I am technically funding muslim terrorism but it works.

Mummybot has hidden the bottle of rum

>>933931
Her bottle or yours?

GET ON CUNTS
GET ON
it is NOEL

>>933919
Little shits

Survived family lunch

In front of (You) stands your perky rice paddy princess, wearing a crop top and short shorts, the uniform of a professional man handler. 90% access, 10% PPE. She's tucks her i-phone either into her back pocker or bewteen her cheeks, you cant tell because you're wondering how much of that lepoard print tube top is padding, as well as what the fuck she is saying, in her stream of indecipherable gibberish she's (mostly) yelling back beyond the curtain of beads to a dark corridor of closed doors and thin walls. Although you know what dinky dau means from the moofies and she hasnt said that.

>>933935
Well done NEET.

>>933935
Well survived.

>>933936
Another good one. You are better when you are not mean spirited.

>>933936
Real insight into the Tugger world.

Grass fire behind the Munno Para shopping centre.

The tuggers must get strong forearms after a while
Imagine how tired your arm would get having 15-20 wanks a day.

>>933941
chaisaw revs good but bogs and dies without throttle

>>933941
abos "fire stick farming" again. Racist to put it out.

>>933944
Wizzy told me he was gonna give the bad NEETs a pointy stick each for christmas.

>>933936
what the fuck mate unreal

>>933824
Based.

>>933946
Croikey cobber stone the bleedin crows

The Cruise Dog has never been good at foreplay and no-eengaleesh is hard mode, but a fist full of slap pinapples later he's got no clothes on and face down on towels. She's giggling and Cruisey knows for certain its because he's dropping bants in infantile english, surely not the way the towel accidentally slipped off onto the floor, to let ping ping know exactly what's up, if you know what I mean.

>>933948
U tell me w8 and I go on and sack the king and U tell me wot m8
Wot

>>933949
You do put an astounding amount of thought into other NEETs sex lives.

>>933951
You fuckin wot cunt you fuckin wot
You fuckin say that wot ay an see wot fuckin wots

>>933953
oi m8 u

>>933949
>surely not the way the towel accidentally slipped off onto the floor, to let ping ping know exactly what's up
Highlight for me.

>>933908
Based.

Ping ping on my dingaling

SUCKY
FUCKY

SUCKY

>>933957
I know what you mean.

I can't see much but floor, my pants and shoes in the mirror and the fresh looking chinese character trident tattoo on her dusky tight leg and those knock-off crocs. Somehow I know she's going to taste sweet like artificial coconut. I want so much her hairless legs as her oily hands slide up my back like its Le Cruise dog stratocaster and she's playing the solo on G'n'R: Sweet Child of Mine. I'm ten minutes in to a hour my mong money paid for and there is basically no blood in my brain because its all been diverted to my boner. I have to lie off to the side! She's massaged all the blood into my stiffy and in a minute she's going to turn me over. She's going to let me put my hand up her top and return her tender touch. I'm going to nibble her nutty essence and fondle her lush lady bullseyes.

BEQUEATH THE GROVE SCENT

>>933960
Beautiful.

>>933961
I don't know what you mean.

>>933963
Brother?
I thought she is girl

>>933965
I now understand even less.

>>933960
lol, good one neet.

>>933965
Listen to Apple instead.

>>933968
Apples don't make much noise

It's all very confusing today.

>>933968
It so confuse me sometime to be girl

>>933973
Is that the neet that looks like a garden gnome?

>>933972
fly like G6 spardë

>>933971
You should stick to 365

Oh you slutty tease! She's ducked out of the room, probably to get some more oil or maybe she's just a little shy and needing le madam to start me off. I'll just play it cool and keep my eyes closed.
Oh now she's back Brrrr.. her hands are cold on my neck and nape, really concentrating on my neck bones and behind my jaw. She was doing so well at getting me aroused, I don't know whether to get frustrated, like maybe she needs a firm voice, (I can do a firm voice because I'm the bossman) but I'll just wait a bit because its actually nice, strong fingers at the base of my head. I want to check out that tattoo again, It'll make great post material and gonna get Fee Fo Fi Fum (You)'s, Oh yeah!

>>933977
I demand the gnome song

>>933978
You need to lock down if this is Cruisey wank fic or Cruisey hate fic its too back and forth.

>>933978
Why didn't she have enough dick oil?

>>933934
Motherbat gave the eldest granddaughter some bracelets and she gave them to her younger sister in front of Motherbat and said she didn’t like them. She then asked Motherbat if she could just get cash next year. I wanted to slap her face.

>>933982
The last customer had a big dick

>>933941
Corvette burnout gone wrong

>>933979
Sounds of Life by Pendulum
or clean the soil bucket

>>933983
Fuck that is shocking
You should've slapped her

>>933986
There is only one gnome song
The runequest gnome song

>>933988
A man of culture I see

>>933983
Vile.

The frustration feeling comes back, or maybe its confusion seeping into the warm coconut oil ecstacy I'm in, as I notice she's put on enormous what-the-fuck combat boots. Yeah nah its confusion for sure, and what's that P feeling? P-P-Panic! suddenly I'm in Panic as the warm oil on my neck boils into reaper chilli spicy heat in my head nugget that explodes into the icy cold of the void that takes my body down into the nowhere. Somehow her giggling gookenese gibberish is now brutal abuse but all I can understand is this one word: Degenerate, Degenerate. Boner is kill, not just turtle heading but forgotten like it's yesterday's clogger.

That smell. That sachharine smell. Behind the incense. Behind my darkening eyes. I know that smell. I don't know how I know that smell, but I know its the last smell I'm going to smell.

Its the smell of chainsaw oil on fresh cut wood, its the smell of Spars.

NOW we are getting to the real fantasy

>>933983
Woe, that's bad, give her a 2 dollar coin next year.

>>933983
Well I bought 12 presents for 12 different people and got zero in return

S M O K E
T I B E T A N
D M T

>>933996
I’m sorry to hear that NEET

>>933996
That sucks NEET I'm at 2-0 myself.

Pink Floyd did a good gnome song too I forgot that one

>>933993
This is a Ralph Lauren fragrance

alright m8s the hallucinations just begun
An undrawn shade sail rotunda just appeared as mother Mary in archon format

>>933960
You have a talent NEET.

Four pain killers down the hatch.

>>933973
That's Uncle Weber.

>>933978
>on my neck and nape
It drives him wild. The nape.

>>933983
Children can be rude. They do not mean it.

>>933991
Poor story development.

>>934006
*Uncy Webbo

>>934009
The old bait and switch

>>933901
I got maccas, was based.

>>934012
Quarter pounder?

It would have been better if instead of raping Cruisey he was a ninja sent to take revenge for the despoiling of gook maidens and they had a martial arts fight.

>>934014
Tell me of Cruisey while I eat my cheese

>>934000
When you're at 5-0 get back to me.

Would you so quickly forget the gift Christ gave

>>934015
Cruisey is a very good NEET who herds mongherders and needs frequent wanking off by asian girls to deal with the stress of it.

He may also be Brendan Fraser

>>934017
I hope that's not falling out of me rn

fuck this

>>934021
That's not Olive.

>>934021
Handsome fella

>>934021
Is that the tug shop in the background?

>>934024
I'd let her wank me off

Cruisey you need something like this to document the tug adventures. Never forget another detail.

Maybe the real Cruisey is getting a tug from a white woman for christmas.

>>934027
ADIDAS

Just talking to Tommy and mommybot up north taking care of nans. And I quote.

“Weather here is unearbable mate, you made the right decision staying put”

>smug toad intensifies as the cool 25km/hr Antarctic south easterly bushes against my face.

>>934029
You got it right again. The winning never stops.

Womboflix simpsons special tonight neets. All episodes guaranteed to be before 2000. 1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>934029
Based.

>>934030
Could nuro stop winning if he tried, or is he just naturally such a winner that that would be impossible?

>>934029
cool 25km/hr Antarctic south easterly
You have no concept of antarctic air.

>>934029
What are those trees? are they Triffids?

>>934034
He knows!

>>934035
He gonna get triffid'd

>>934033
I asked chatgpt if Nuro could stop winning once and it replied NURO IS GOD IS NURO and then switched itself off.

>>934038
Nuro is the killswitch that makes general self improving AI safe.

16 jatz with vintage cheddar and a nectarine for dinner

>>934040
I finished off the last of my kfc, got 5 meals out of the group giant feast, was $48, so that's $9.5 a meal, not too terrible by today's standards.

>>934042
>5 meals out of the group giant feast
That's two meals, three at most.

>>934021
Looks Australian.

>>934042
Plus savings on cooking and no cleaning pots and pans.

>>934045
And he can sell the chicken bones to boomers.

>>934043
nah, it works out that each meal consists of 3 pieces of original recipe plus 4 nuggets , plus a large chips or half a container of potato+gravy, plus either sweet and sour source or more gravy..

Pete was right about YouTube

>>934047
What is the source of the sweet and sour?

>>934049
they give you a bunch of sauce containers with the group giant feast

feeling sick from all the junk food, what do neets?

chainsaw is running but carburettor is not right.

>>934051
Tall glass of Metamucil and plenty of water will clean you out by tomorrow.

>>934051
Eat more and then throw up

>>934053
option (A)
>>934054
option (B)

hmm...

>>934055
Why not B the A?

Garn turn my life around tomorrow neets, for real this time. Not waiting until new year's.

>>934053
Angel shoulder advice
>>934054
Devil shoulder advice

>>934031
what time is womboflix?

>>934057
>around tomorrow
Sounds do-able.

>>934059
11minutes

>>934059
10 minutes

>>934059
30 minutes

>>934057
I believe in you.

>>934059
2 hours and 23 minutes

Feel a bit sleepy don't know if I should have a cuppa or a nap

Get in here neets, it's time for the simpsons womboflix christmas special: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>934068
Language!

>>933846
The sexual poo

>>933853
Put the tv on!

>>933857
TV ON

>>933863
Does it get jelly on top?

>>933872
Arse gravy roll

>>933884
Glad you had a good time.

>>933913
Mustard cum

>>933916
Nicely done

Got a Christmas text from foid
"Merry Christmas to the big cock", winning

I want to go raid other imageboards, post pictures of soyjak carollers until we get some goyslop pudding.

>>934079
Well done.

>>933942
Lumberjack wrists.

The greatest wank

>>933907
Lumberjack wrists

>>933912
I wouldn't trust a white tugger
Theyre a more trustworthy rubber though

>>934083
Assisted?

>>934080
go troll crystal cafe

>>933941
Thats vommonwealth land

>>933949
I've started reading these in your voice. Like a narrator to the story.

>>933960
>>933960
>its Le Cruise dog stratocaster and she's playing the solo
Lol 10/10

>>933983
Is that one of sisterbats?

>>933991
>>933992
>>933993
Good lord

>>934003
>>934003
The christmas miracle?

>>934029
Looking based

Horny

Just finished cooking the Christmas steamer .

Smells beautiful .

>>934079
Hot
Text her back tonight when shes pissed

>>934084
Been barbequing

>>934101
How did it turn out?

>>934098
Tiffo's erotica has that effect.

first episode of simpsons was actually pretty gud

>>934104
I concur.

>>934087
I was looking at the fence fantasising about two flip teens and a pound of coke in a bamboo hut on stilts for about 30 mins trying to post some i and monk in asia once posts but too dumb and fried. Then read catch up and tiffo is pointing out I'm a fried horny dumb dumb for asian tugs and choof

>>934104
Tis was

Did you go to church today neets?

>>934108
No.

>>934108
No need as I was well stocked up on holy water.

>>934102
I think the wings will be dry. I made skewers with teriyaki sauce, honey and sechuan seasoning that taste good. The burgers look good. Snags are all over done but they sort of had t I be. I think the oil makes them burn more. The chops seem okay. I havent tried the yoghurt one yet.

>>934108
Yes. I'm a good boy.

>>934111
Sounds like you have done pretty well.

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