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NEET General #919 - Driving Miss Motherbat Edition NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No. 934692
What I would give for just one hug from her.

Old Thread: >>933691


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.934694 del
SA BEST A


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.934698 del
How does he do it?


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 22:49 [Preview] No.934703 del


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17 [Preview] No.934728 del
Might become a witch hunter.


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.934730 del
Got stuck in the old thread


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.934731 del
>>934730
There is no shame.


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No.934732 del
>>934692
I see webby, but where is motherbat?


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.934733 del
>>934730
Lucky you. #918 was peak ausneets, this thread will never be as good.


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.934735 del
>>934732
He forgot her, she's still waiting outside JB HiFi.


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.934736 del
>>934735
Poor Bat.


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.934737 del
>>934735
Is still sitting here waiting


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.934738 del
>>934737
*I’m


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.934739 del
>>934734
That's a man!


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.934740 del
>>934737
This is just like that time Cruisey left Possum outside the duck resteraunt.


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.934741 del
>>934740
And the dog in the hot car


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.934742 del
Fat Al Kwanzaa rolling


NEET 12/26/2024 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.934743 del
20 minutes in the toilet
30 minutes in chemist whorehouse
She just entered another kitchenware place looking for the frying pan that doesn’t exist


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.934744 del
>>934743
Be patient with her please.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 00:06 [Preview] No.934745 del
Stop posting the penis women. This isn't a gay board


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.934746 del
>>934743
Who's aunt gemima now biatch
Sorry it must be infuriating but I couldn't resist


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.934747 del
So does Nuro still think Elon is heckin based after the past 72 hours?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.934748 del
>>934745
Go suck off your pastor


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.934749 del
Finally home. She is making me a sandwich at the moment.
I only have 2.5 litres of booze left from that 22.5 litres I started on Monday.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.934750 del
>>934747
Probably. Nuro is not a racist like some of the other NEETs.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.934751 del
>>934749
Good work neet, you need to finish the job now.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.934752 del
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Does it seem like there are no more guys like alf stewart around anymore, enforcing correct behaviour?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.934753 del
Stupid lazy YouTube makers haven't made any good videos all week


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.934754 del
>>934751
I will do. The shopping centre left me woed.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.934755 del
Did my shopping.
Got pies,sugar,apples,iced coffee,ciggies and cockroach baits.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.934756 del
>>934755
>ciggies
How much do they cost these days?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.934757 del
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NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.934758 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.934759 del
>>934756
Fucking $70 for a 25g pouch of baccy.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.934760 del
There is a tv presenter called Sarah Abo and she isn't.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.934761 del
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How's it hanging neetos.
(former)PostieNEET update -- got the van I talked about before. I've still yet to do my driving test, but that'll maybe in January.

I don't suppose anyone has clues on roof racks for a Kia Pregio/cars >20 years old? The usual auto shops don't do racks for them. I want to put a solar panel on the roof in a non-retarded way (so not gluing it on) so I can has a car fridge/freexer..and don't have to eat a whole box of woolies $3 choc icecreams in one hit like I used to do when I was a youngun.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.934762 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.934763 del
>>934750
Nuro is extremely racist.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.934764 del
>>934763
I got kicked out of my sharehouse for assaulting a chink afterall ...


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.934765 del
>>934761
Sell it and get a toyota while you still can


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.934766 del
>>934764
*groping


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.934767 del
>>934764
*stalking


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.934768 del
I’ve almost filled the toilet bowl with shit


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.934769 del
mojo all gone today, not gonna be able to turn my life around


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.934771 del
>>934768
Keep at it NEET you'll get there


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.934772 del
>>934770
I'm still waiting for nuro to pop an epic wheelie


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.934773 del
>>934769
You can do it NEET you just need to survive the beginning
You will find your mojo again


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.934775 del
>>934774
She's probably a technical virgin.
Amazing body on her either way.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.934776 del
>>934761
Wouldn't you just toss the solar panels in the back so you could store a heap of junk on the roof?

I'm also not sure whether you'd want to run everything off the cars power, or just run the solar/ fridge/ chargers off 12v from a second battery.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.934777 del
>>934761
>https://roofrack.com.au/product-category/top-selling-roof-racks/kia/
If you find the roof racks there, you should be able to buy them second hand on gumtree or online


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.934778 del
Has there ever been a flagfag post that was worth reading?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.934779 del
randytaylor69 didn't make a christmas video this year


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.934780 del
>>934777
even if he can't find specific ones for that model, he can probably put wider pipes between some brackets he found somewhere


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.934781 del
That NEET didn't remind me to listen to merry fuckin' christmas


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.934782 del
>>934780
Postieneet has rails so would be stupid not to get hard mounts.
Hard mounts can carry quarter ton secure storage cases, that's all the shit which would otherwise cram up your van and make it unliveable. It you're going at 90kmph with a solar panel on your roof, you're going to have a bad time. If it were me I'd just clip mount the panel to the rails and angle it off the case. You can't stop someone smashing your panel, so just make sure nobody can steal it intact


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.934783 del
>>934782
could also put a swing-out postie bike holder on the front or rear (if they're legal in this nanny state)


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.934784 del
Don't let Cruisey drill holes in your van, he will do them crooked


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:03 [Preview] No.934785 del
>>934784
I'm not letting him anywhere near my holes


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.934786 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.934787 del
I think Weber should become a supervillain
Like Doctor Doom but Australian


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.934788 del
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>>934747
This guy ratioed Elong yesterday and Elong retaliated by suspending his account.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.934789 del
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>>934788
I liek his jump


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.934790 del
>>934789
imagine a bullet hitting him in the chest at that moment


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.934791 del
>>934790
180 backflip


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.934792 del
Then the 2nd bullet hits him in the arse


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:35 [Preview] No.934793 del
(sorry for the delay; pensionfren came over for the day's driving practice sess)

>>934776
I'm planning to travel like with the postie, only taking as much as I can carry in a backpack (roughly), but I do want a car fridge so food and milk doesn't spoil after a day during the summer. An ice maker would be awesome too. Other vancampers I've chatted with have done that on a 100Ah Lithium battery with solar charging. The van's starter battery is "95 Ah", which for AGMs really only means 50 Ah. A second batt means not risking the first one.

>>934777
Yeah, seen all those, but they're for cars with factory roof rails.
An option is to poprivet aftermarket tracks. Those prices are antiNEET.

>>934782
No rails, have to find a compatible gutter-mount solution. The roof's certified dynamic capacity is just 80kg too.

>>934783
Postie fits inside! \o/


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.934794 del
>>934793
Will you still be posting your adventures on facebook and instagram?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.934795 del
got her a 14cm/5.5" square fry pan and two 10cm/4" square egg rings on amazon prime, but they won't be good enough either


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.934796 del
>>934793
>Postie fits inside! \o/
Until you install a bed and kitchenette etc


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.934797 del
>>934794
Usenet.
alt.binary.pictures.erotica.vanlife


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.934798 del
>>934795
It might be easier to try and find bread to fit the pan.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.934799 del
>>934797
Oh wow because there is someone posting your exact pics on facebook and instagram.
They don't talk like a chanfag though.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.934800 del
Is there a nasty poster on the board at the moment?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.934801 del
>>934800
Just a retard doing his usual thing


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:46 [Preview] No.934802 del
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>>934796
Not doing the mobile living room. I'm using the same gear (Jetboil, bushwalking sleepingbag & air mattress, etc.) as with postie. I might do something like this..


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NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.934804 del
>>934799
>>934800
We have the most advanced snoopers.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.934805 del
>>934803
Well bantered.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.934806 del
True jumping man.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.934807 del
>>934799
wut. Someone's trying to monetize poor old PostieNEET. The world is full of scabs.
I used Twitter for my blogging the postie trip.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.934808 del
>>934807
Be careful out there NEET.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.934809 del
Possum microblogged nasty comments about be more than once.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.934810 del
>>934793
Getting a second battery is a good call, dedicated space for water. You'll probably end up carrying more stuff this time around. Tools for the vehicle, fuel.

Doesn't your van have rails? If you had aftermarket rails you could pick them up anywhere and just drill a hole in them and use a pair of gate bolts to pin your panel on. Idk if you'd want one panel or two small ones, I'm just thinking whether you could store the panels inside the van if you needed to. Like if you were in an urban area.

I've seen a lot that employ the milk crate storage system


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.934811 del
>>934807
It's disgusting people going round doing really bad imitations like that.
Only a complete cunt would do such a thing.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.934812 del
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>>934788
Even AJ loves foreign cock


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.934814 del
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NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.934815 del
Proliferating poo posts


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.934816 del
Started on William Gibson's Virtual Light. Was written in 1993, but two of the white trash characters in the first chapter are expressing anti-vax views.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.934817 del
>>934815
poo post purveyor


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.934819 del
>>934816
I know I've read that but I can't recall it.
Which often means I didn't like it.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.934820 del
>>934819
Gibson's best work was in the 80s. An example of a writer who had a really good first novel and has been coasting on that for decades.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.934821 del
>>934820
Iirc he had a short story compilation, Burning Chrome I think it was, and I enjoyed them much more than his later books.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.934822 del
>>934821
I haven't made it past Necromancer.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.934823 del
I just remembered they did a really bad film of a short story of his Jonny Mnemonic.
It had keanu reeves and it was truly awful we should watch it on womboflix.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.934824 del
>>934823
'Wild Palms' was also awful.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.934825 del
>>934824
ah, Gibson just had a cameo in it.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.934826 del
>>934761
Good work
Living the dream


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.934827 del
I am obese


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.934828 del
depressed and she just wont shut the fuck up for 10 minutes


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.934829 del
>>934828
Give her a cuppa and some bikkies, that should keep her occupied for 10 minutes.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.934830 del
>>934827
I Am a Walrus.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.934831 del
>>934827

I'm obesier


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.934832 del
Beastly man


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.934833 del
depressed and woe'd today, will try and lift some weights, that may help


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.934834 del
>>934761
Hello PostieNEET. It was nice to hear from you. I was just thinking about you earlier today.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.934835 del
>>934795
She has high standards.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.934836 del
Nuro was in the background of Gregos video once.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.934837 del
>>934836
I thought that was him.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.934838 del
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>>934836
Accurate.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.934839 del
>>934838
Thank you, Skeletor.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.934840 del
I’m invisible


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.934841 del
>>934840
I am immobile


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.934842 del
>>934841
That’s right. Make mock.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.934843 del
I am insolvent.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.934844 del
>>934843
You need a good detergent.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.934845 del
>>934844
I only know one.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.934846 del
Detergent Jones and the case of the invisible man.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.934847 del
>>934842
Ok I made a mock.
What do I do now?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.934848 del
>>934847
Poorly bantered.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.934849 del
>>934848
Your arse is poorly battered.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.934850 del
Hard keeping it together on the wage phone


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.934851 del
>>934850
Too little choof?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.934852 del
>>934850
Tell them they're fired.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.934853 del
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Hello NEETs getting Zambrero. What would guys like ? and no she does not have a dick


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.934854 del
Now I have my mock up and running.
I am running a mock.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.934855 del
>>934853
Whatever you're having. I have my doubts


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.934856 del
>>934853
Handsome fella


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.934857 del
>>934850
Just hang up on them


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.934858 del
Taking her back to the noosa pad

Your Lord Nuro is getin' sum


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.934859 del
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Hey fellas!
Streaming Toys in 15 mins, at 7pm AEDT!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.934860 del
>>934853
the serving girl looks envious


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.934861 del
Anything that takes me longer than 10 mins that doesnt give me an instant dopamine fix isnt worth it. Spoilt rotten.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.934862 del
>>934860
She should scoop less to herself.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.934863 del
>>934859
Thats one of nuros movies
Its shit


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.934864 del
I for one am very proud of Nuro for coming out of the closet like this.
There is no shame in liking penises in 2024.
Good on you Nuro!


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.934865 del
I think. I remember some drama when it was on womblerflix


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.934866 del
>>934860
mogged


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.934867 del
Taking her back to the dunny. Hasn’t been flushed in a few days and is fermenting well !


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.934868 del
I prefer the 2023 in the closet nuro


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.934869 del
>>934812
US is a cancer. The brain drain hurts the countries people move from.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.934870 del
>>934868
I liked the 2015 version best.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.934871 del
Is IGA still in custody ?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.934872 del
>>934870
Helecopter engineer was pretty based


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.934873 del
>>934871
No he was posting earlier


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.934874 del
>>934872
2015 version hadn't found ausneets yet.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.934875 del
Hey Cruisey what penalty rates do they get for herding on christmas day?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.934876 del
>>934853
>tfw when you want a life with the customer but know the server is all you deserve


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.934877 del
>>934867
Based.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.934878 del
IGA called nuro instead of a lawyer but he didn't answer


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.934879 del
>>934875
Pub hol. I think its 2.3x


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.934880 del
Here it comes.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.934881 del
>>934876
not one woman, ugly or otherwise, would even look at me today while sitting at the shopping centre


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.934882 del
>>934880
This is the big one

THHHHHHEEE BIIIGG OOOOOOOOONNNEE


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.934883 del
>>934869
Indians have an average IQ of 75. The average IQ of both countries go down when they relocate.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.934884 del
>>934878
Was Nuro on the toilet?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.934885 del
>>934795
she will love her gift


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.934886 del
I have ordered some Pygeum supplements for my blown out prostate.
Reviews of it seem good, but there are disturbing accounts of it making your member drip precum in very large quantities.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.934887 del
>>934886
I took those for a while when I was doing that semen maxxing recipe. The tablets or capsules are big and smelly.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.934888 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.934889 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.934890 del
>>934882
As long as it doesn't take down a tree I'll be happy.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.934891 del
I have tabs of apps open
Bookings, to do, teams, its all part of the big bloop takeover. 365 told me I got the ai for free. Accept all terms and conditions. Integrate the mainframe router calendar firefox extension java update sd card.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.934892 del
>>934891
Bossman lifestyle.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.934893 del
>>934881
I think that is normal.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.934894 del
>>934891
The AI is called Recall. It'll Recall it all and hopefully can help you scope out good Tug joints.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.934895 del
>>934889
It sounds very inconvenient.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.934896 del
>>934887
Big stinky NEET capsules


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.934897 del
>>934891
An AI and a shock collar will put the herders out of a job.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.934898 del
>>934897
Cruisey's mongs will remain free range.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.934899 del
>>934898
Best quality farmyard mongs


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.934900 del
>>934898
Two mongs per square meter.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.934901 del
If you put a vr helmet on the mongs you could keep them in cages and they would never know.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.934902 del
Mong Matrix


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.934903 del
>>934901
Until they're offer the Cruisey pill and see their reality


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.934904 del
>>934883
That too.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.934905 del
>>934903
I took the Cruisey pill and woke up naked and oily in an alleyway with 3 small asian women once.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.934906 del
>>934905
Lucky bugger


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.934908 del
I think masturbation is causing me to have brain fog and tiredness.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.934909 del
>>934907
Musk is doing all this to hire Nuro as a consultant


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.934910 del
>>934908
I think it's staring at the screen all day that's doing it.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.934911 del
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>>934907
"skilled immigration"


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.934912 del
>>934910
I was feeling better when I went a few days without masturbating. No change to screen time.
As soon as I started masturbating again the brain fog and tiredness hit me.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.934913 del
>>934911
yeah why can't they use those skills in their own country?
and skilled at what? stinking like shit? rape?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.934914 del
>>934912
I haven't had a wank since the 20th.
Might have one tonight.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.934915 del
I did a bit of painting.
Dunno why but I find painting the bright purple layer over the dark very satisfying.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.934916 del
>>934915
It is good that you can find things in life to bring you joy and satisfaction NEET.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.934917 del
I am watching Star Trek Voyager episode 1.06 Eye of the Needle.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.934918 del
>>934892
I'm going to need a 4 hander after this


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.934919 del
>>934916
I have to be in the right mood or it feels like work but I do like finishing one off.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.934920 del
>>934917
Is it good ?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.934921 del
>>934920
8.2/10 on imdb.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.934922 del
I have been watching Burn Notice.
Every episode is pretty much the same but it is still enjoyable.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.934923 del
>>934922
It starts off strong but later seasons drag on in a similar theme.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.934924 del
>>934923
He's kind of like a more believable McGuyver.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.934925 del
>>934924
Back in the day the website for the show was also good value as it changed quite often with good content from it.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.934926 del
I just learned a new thing.
If metallic paints seperate from heat you need to put a ball bearing in the tub and shake it.
And it actually works


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.934927 del
>>934926
You are constantly learning and improving.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.934928 del
wonder what happened to all the fansite that used to be on the internet


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.934929 del
>>934928
Same as the old forums, people moved to facebook and instagram and the sites died off.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.934930 del
Nuro used to have a fan club which put out a monthly newsletter. It was all done by post.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.934931 del
>>934927
You are a kind NEET if I wore a hat I would tip it to you respectfully.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.934933 del
>>934930
Imagine having to wait a whole month to hear of his latest adventures.
It must have been hell.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.934934 del
>>934933
There's always the discord server ...


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.934935 del
>>934930
One subscriber could still be in custody


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:06 [Preview] No.934936 del
>>934932
That one only works once.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.934937 del
Thank you fellas for participating in our traditional Christmas Special!

As for Toys. It's a good movie, I mainly enjoyed for the visionary take on drone warfare. There are some fun stuff here and there, but that would not be enough. As for the surrealism, it's kinda random, although they put together a consistent aesthetics.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.934938 del
>>934934
Does the discord have a 2 page pullout centrefold poster of Nuro each month?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.934939 del
>>934938
only to premium subscribers


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.934940 del
severely woed, might go to bed early


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.934941 del
csi miami has not one but two black murder suspects this episode, no way they can both be guilty


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.934942 del
>>934938
Back in the day in was an A0 print


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.934943 del
You used to have to buy it in a plastic wrapper at the service station.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.934944 del
>>934907
wow based elong trumpy anti-woke take that libtards nuro in da house


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.934945 del
>>934943
You could only see his eye brows unless you peaked behind the black bar


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.934946 del
>>934944
Based.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.934947 del
>>934929
we should move to insta


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.934948 del
>>934947
I would slip into your DMs.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.934949 del
>>934940
Good night NEET hope you feel better tomorrow.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.934950 del
>>934947
the racy pidge photos would be too much for the censors


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.934951 del
>>934950
>racy pidge photos
Hot!


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.934952 del
>>934947
I already follow Possum and Weber on instagram.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.934953 del
My new years resolution will be to try to sexualise webers arse less


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.934954 del
>>934937
Thank you for hosting


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.934955 del
https://www.instagram.com/ausneets/

D..do we have a secret girl NEET?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.934956 del
>>934955
Can you see posts?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.934957 del
>>934953
You would be better off setting a more realistic goal.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.934958 del
>>934953
You better unsubscribe to his onlyfans then


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.934959 del
>>934956
No its private


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.934960 del
>>934956
I can't even access it, instagram wants me to login and I don't have an account.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.934961 del
A NEET that has an instagram needs to follow her and investigate Detergent style.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.934962 del
Monk and Weber have instagram.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.934963 del
And sexy arses.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.934964 del
Wanna lick kfc potato and gravy out of webers ass crack


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.934965 del
Do people still blog?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.934966 del
(844.26 KB 1022x1024 pepebloat.png)


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.934967 del
>>934965
Twitter made blogging obsolete.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.934968 del
If you shit then you gotta piss


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.934969 del
I always do big farts in middle of my morning piss these days.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.934970 del
You don't shit where you piss.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.934971 del
>>934966
WEBER SMASH PUNY NEET!


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.934972 del
I want to be sedated.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.934973 del
Smashing my nubile bussy


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.934974 del
>>934970
You piss in the sink then shit in the toilet, or if you have the right bathroom setup you can aim your piss at the sink while sitting on the toilet shitting.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.934975 del
>>934972
I can help with that at my many conveniently located stores.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.934976 del
>>934973
Your bussy isn't nubile its old and worn out.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.934977 del
It's like chucking a sausage down a hallway


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.934978 del
>>934976
it has barely any mileage


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.934979 del
>>934977
Hallways are nice if they have carpet


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.934980 del
need one of you neets to give me a cuddle so i can fall asleep


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.934981 del
>>934979
Mine has AIDS


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.934982 del
I apologise for insulting that NEETs bussy I am sure it is lovely really.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.934985 del
(1.93 MB 3756x2164 IMG_20241227_195409.jpg)
Gotta love the 40K universe, justifying sending out conscripts to soak up bullets.
And this is the good guys.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.934992 del
I keep melting cheese between flatbreads in the frying pan and frying it in some butter and minced garlic. I've had so many that I'm now in the running for NURGLE 2025.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:28 [Preview] No.934993 del
>>934992
>flatbread
Liek tortilla?
Is your product any good?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.934995 del
>>934992
Don't delude yourself NEET we all know Nuro will win again.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.935001 del
I think he just wants us to get mad to polru by pretending he is a normal/regular poster there.
I would bet he is the same who does the flood there (and for ausneets). His narration that describes others "mad", despite there is no apparent sign of being mad, is also a sign he might be the very same person. Such attackers tend to do this.
The fellas doing good of ignoring him and being jovial.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.935003 del
>>935001

What has more pain - trianon or 1956? 😊


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.935005 del
>>934996
Once I wrote a good summary of various Europeen cuisine. It was soomething like:
- British: bland food in batter
- French: bland food in sauce
- German: sausage and cabbage
- Italian: pasta and oil
- Slavic: grease and grains
- Hungarian: grease and paprika


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.935006 del
>>935001
Many retards think they can win the war with rude online comments. They goad until they go mad


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.935008 del
And his boyfriend just dumped him


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.935009 del
>>935004
Perhaps. I'm not saying no.

>>935006
All those things they do. They might be mad in the first place tho.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.935010 del
>>935005
You don't make it sound appealing there lol.
Aussie would probably be meat and grease.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.935011 del
>>935008
I don't get it, it's like the ukranian army had no use for gays, so organised them into a kind of internet army.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.935012 del
>>935009
But it's just like the lolcows we know, they get obsessed about things they have no control over, then go mad


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.935014 del
>>935010
Hmm. Now that I'm thinking it was a bit more extensive, not just Europe.
- SE Asian: pests insects
- Chinese: pets


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.935016 del
>>935012
A lot of them are very lonely and screaming loudly is the only way they know to get any attention.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.935017 del
>>935005
I used to cook Hungarian in the Italian style and it caused much anger.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.935018 del
>>935014
Kek, my brother just visited Japan and he really liked the food.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:06 [Preview] No.935025 del
>>935016
They need some friendly mong herders and jackets with long sleeves.

>>935017
Hmm? Pasta, oil, and paprika?

>>935017
Japan: fish and pasta


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.935026 del
So why orban is so cuck?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.935027 del
>>935025
Just prefer Italian plating.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.935028 del
Hungarians has same non-white ughric blood as mosquestan


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.935036 del
I give up
Nuro has ruined yet another man with his love them and leave them attitude


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.935038 del
He leaves a trail of them in his wake
Discarded like old cumrags


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.935039 del
Woe


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 13:24 [Preview] No.935040 del
>>935027
Hmm. I'm perhaps missing the joge. Context?

>>935036
Sad.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.935046 del
>mfw seeing the thread


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.935047 del
>missed the christmas stream


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 15:55 [Preview] No.935048 del
>>935046
Poopoowaffen


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.935049 del
On teh meff 🤭


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.935051 del
>>935006
Ur a nasty neet


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.935052 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QMvwmvh47F0 [Embed]
Beautiful song. I want to marry this grill.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.935054 del
>>935052
Would beat and rape her


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 15:59 [Preview] No.935056 del
>>935054
Based.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.935057 del
She reminds me of that dumb whore Aella tbh


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.935058 del
Better than SHITTING the BED


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.935060 del
Got fired from burger flipping job


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.935061 del
It ain't got no gas!


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.935062 del
Rape neighbourhood possums 😈


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.935063 del
Nonverbal autistic man with cockroach bites all over his body


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.935064 del
>>935062
This is why possum doesn't post here anymore 👿


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.935065 del
Weber and I used to hoon around in the 'vette with the lights off running over cats so we could collect the corpses and do drive-by-throw them at people whilst throwing up gang signs.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.935066 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.935067 del
Baste my bussy.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.935068 del
You might be drippy but as for me I am pouring
Mopping the floor with you hoes cause you're so boring 😈


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.935069 del
Nigger nigger nigger nigger,
You're a nigger


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.935070 del
Smegma on toast 🤤


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.935071 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.935072 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.935073 del
Maybe pizza for breakfast?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.935074 del
>>934993
There are a bunch of them available here and they vary in quality. The ones I got are pretty good as they are a fancy brand on special.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.935075 del
>>935073
Order it!


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.935076 del
Listening to Misery Business whilst dancing around drunk on vodka.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.935077 del
I want to do double vaginal with Weber


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.935078 del
>>935077
With what other bloke?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.935079 del
Possum, Lubed Asshole, 3 BBC, Balls Deep Anal, DAP, Gapes, Butt Rose, Lube Games, Creampie, Facial and Swallow GIO1438


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.935080 del
(29.79 KB 1881x151 weber.png)
(12.63 KB 1881x104 possum.png)


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.935081 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.935082 del
>>935081
14 pages of results on pornolab.net


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.935083 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.935084 del
clapping Weber's mushy white arse cheeks


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.935085 del
ain't that a hole in the boat


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.935086 del
Watching Pippa


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.935088 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.935089 del
Wobbling wombats!


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.935091 del
>>935090
Ugly whore


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.935092 del
Cringemas came late.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 18:44 [Preview] No.935093 del
When are they going to fix the attachment reposting bug?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.935094 del
>>935093
It just works


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.935095 del
>>935090
>>935092
Handsome fellas


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.935096 del
morning bros


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.935097 del
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NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 19:03 [Preview] No.935098 del
Mcmuffins


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.935099 del
>>935096
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.935100 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.935101 del
Mcmuffins


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.935103 del
>>935102
Santa’s sleigh got a little too close to the wrong airspace this year. Guess Grandfather Frost doesn’t share the holiday spirit. 🎅✈️


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.935104 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ELeMaP8EPAA [Embed]

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019) will be on tonight neets.
download link:
https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Once.Upon.A.Time.....In.Hollywood.2019.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.LT].mp4


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.935105 del
thinking about getting some maccas for breakfast


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.935106 del
sick of this board


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.935107 del
>>935106
Take some imodium.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.935108 del
>>935106
It's just a board. Maybe you want to visit other boards? While endchan doesn't have a lot of things to offer, but there are couple of interesting stuff.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.935109 del
>>935108
maybe (You) want to visit other boards, paprika breath.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.935110 del
>>935109
Well, then perhaps you ruined the board and you should ask, what to do to make it better?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.935111 del
Went for a 90 minute walk with Motherbat. Had some Weetbix and two glasses of orange juice for breakfast.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.935112 del
>>935109
Good work NEET.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.935113 del
>>935112
Sorry, not you >>935109

This >>935112 for >>935111
It was good work NEET.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.935114 del
>>935110
Come on now. That is the wrong question. You should be asking who wrecked it.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.935115 del
>>934992
Sounds delish.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.935116 del
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>>935111
Thats over a kilo of sugar in that OJ


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.935117 del
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garn maccas for breakky, you neets want anything?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.935118 del
>>935111
>a 90 minute walk
That is a big walk.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:27 [Preview] No.935119 del
>>935118
It was probably really only an hour walk for an able bodied person.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.935120 del
Metal plumbing under the kitchen sink has rusted through and started leaking on everything. FML.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.935121 del
>>935120
time to move


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.935122 del
>>935120
The drain or the actual taps?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.935123 del
>>935119
That is still a big walk.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.935124 del
>>935122
The original cast iron S bend nut where it joins the 4 or 5 inch pipe that comes out of the wall.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.935125 del
>>935105
>>935117
2 plain sausage mcmuffins and an ice break from the servo on the way thanks


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.935127 del
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Good Morning NEETies

Glad to have caught the end of the moofie last night... was up waay too early thismorning. i hope no one rings the shop today. Closed motherfucker. CLosed.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:47 [Preview] No.935128 del
Want to go into the city and wander around the shops to look at the post christmas sales, as has been my custom since I was an austistic teenager, but just don't have any energy this year.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.935129 del
>>935127
morning guv


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.935130 del
>>935128
>go into the city and wander around the shops
Just brown hordes now. A disgusting and demoralising sight.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.935131 del
>>935130
You are easily demoralised.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.935132 del
>>935127
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.935133 del
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Good Morning NEETs


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.935134 del
There is a dodgy thread in the catalogue.
>>935133
Get some new material retard.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.935135 del
Ur moms old material


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.935136 del
>>935133
me in the hat


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.935137 del
>>935136
It suits you.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.935138 del
>>935127
Hi Nuro.
Will you be letting off illegal fireworks this new years?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.935139 del
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>>935127
Imagine trying to do that with a crap encrusted shittop


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.935140 del
>>935138
No but a bunch of tops will be letting off a bunch of loads up my shitter


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:48 [Preview] No.935141 del
Endchan needs a don't show flags option.
This would be a good solution to the retard problem.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.935142 del
>>935141
You need an anti flag fag flag.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.935143 del
>>935140
You gotta stop thinking about nuros arse he dumped you get over it dude.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.935144 del
>>935141
Or the bo can just disable them

Flags are cancer


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.935145 del
As far as I can tell, most Hungarian food is Turkish.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.935146 del


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.935147 del
>>935102
>nato bomb
>coke can
Cool


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.935148 del
>>935106
Theres another NEET sexualising your arse. I'm trying to ween myself off.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.935149 del
>>935109
You're going to get a slap in the balls


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.935150 del
>>935111
Was it raining? It looks like it did last night. I think I heard it.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.935151 del
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I was thinking about going on vacation, but now every place on earth is infested with gyppos....


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.935152 del
>>935151
Congratulations!
I knew you could stop thinking about nuros arse if you tried!


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.935153 del
>>935144
Click the button.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.935154 del
>>935151
Go to Mt Athos for a week.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.935155 del
>>935150
No. Not raining in Tanunda either


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.935156 del
>>935155
Is she making you go to wohlers?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.935157 del
(2.32 MB 4032x3024 IMG_3229.jpeg)


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.935158 del
>>935157
Does Bat know she is named Bat?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.935159 del
>>935157
What did she get?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.935160 del
>>935154
They only let 100 non baptized in a year


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.935161 del
>>935157
Hehehe


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.935162 del
>>935160
>non baptized
I didnt know that.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.935163 del
>>935157
Does she frequent the one in Victor?


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.935164 del
Just feels right.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.935165 del
The NEETs crave Bat lore.


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.935166 del
>>935165
The original sooper snooper


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:38 [Preview] No.935167 del
I feel quite good today
Might do some things


NEET 12/27/2024 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.935168 del
>>935141
when did the voltaren flag disapear ?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.935169 del
>>935159
Some dog towel thing.
I got a silicone ice cube tray that makes those big 2” ones


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.935170 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.935171 del
>>935163
I take her there occasionally. It is too far from everything else for her to walk.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.935172 del
It rained coming back bigly. We stopped at Munno Para shops to get a paper and an onion and a few things and then she walked into the “Epic Art” tattoo shop thinking the sign said epic tarts.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.935173 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.935174 del
>>935172
Cruisey made that same mistake once.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.935175 del
>>935174
Well bantered.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.935176 del
I need to stop being such a choofhead. The day looked long and exhausting so I wasted it before it had begun.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.935177 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eV_mVmnsOJo [Embed]

Its like a hit piece on best A


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.935178 del
>>935176
I have a small choof in the morning now and when it wears off a bit I try and get things done before I have another.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.935179 del
Threw myself on the floor after a phone call.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.935180 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:08 [Preview] No.935181 del
>>935178
I stacked the dishwasher.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.935182 del
>>935179
Sometimes you need the floor.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.935183 del
>>935176
>I wasted it before it had begun
You are efficient neet, there are many neets who are struggling to even get up and begin wasting their day.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.935184 del
>>935182
Dinosaur


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.935185 del
Had a nap, only takes 10-15 minutes and I feel much better, the key is to wait long enough until you start dreaming, that does something to refresh your brain.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.935186 del
>>935185
I find a short nap makes me feel better but longer ones turn me into a zombie.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.935187 del
>>935184
Kek, I got caught by that reading a story on d4chan the other day.
I'd completely forgotten the meme.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.935188 del
Now either Edge or Firefox works with the cloudflare bullshit on here. Have to use my phone.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.935189 del
>>935188
*neither


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.935190 del
>>935188
You have to refresh the page or open a new page like the Catalogue in a new tab so it does the check.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.935191 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.935192 del
>>935190
Reloading the page has it in an infinite cloudflare splash page loop


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.935193 del
>>935190
Only neets who have mastered the art of opening a new tab deserve to be part of the secretive neet fraternal organisation.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.935194 del
>>935192
It should load eventually.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.935195 del
>>935193
It’s me Weber. I can’t into computers for some
reason


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.935196 del
>>935195
Too much choof


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.935197 del
ICE T
@FINALLEVEL
Dec 26
Ok.. Christmas is over.. The NewYear actually starts TODAY for Hustlers… Let’s get it! 💥


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.935198 del
You have to install gentoo to post


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.935199 del
>>935197
Knock it off with the nigga babble boy, this is a white man's board.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.935200 del
>>935198
emerge yourself from that closet


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.935201 del
>>935199
He is a respected member of NYPD’s Special
Victim’s Unit.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.935202 del
I only watch NYPD Special Extra Heinous Deviant Sex Crimes Unit.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.935203 del
I’m a slecial victom


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.935204 del
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>>935203
No, you're just special.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.935205 del
>>935192
>>935194
If it's the toilet phone it may take a long time.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.935206 del
>>935205
If you send the cloudflare support team a picture of yourself on the dunny they can fix it for you.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.935207 del
>>935194
Nope, it eventually stops at a 522 error claiming the Endchan.org host is down. It’s like Ovaltine has ruined Christmas and 2025 already.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.935208 del
>>935207
Clear cookies, delete cache, ctrl-F5


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.935209 del
These poms really love their darts.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xR6y3UQ5cV0 [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.935210 del
>>935198
It is the future.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.935211 del
>>935209
It is the future.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.935212 del
Might reinstall deus ex - mankind divided


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.935213 del
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Finished up two more of the assault squad.
Gonna try and do the last three before next year.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.935214 del
>>935213
They are looking awesome NEET.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.935215 del
>>935213
They look good NEET.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.935216 del
>>935213
That’s only one every 120 days or so.should be doable


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.935217 del
>>935213
Looking good neet.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.935218 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.935219 del
Learning about peter thiel, an admirable guy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qgqr5yIs75M [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.935220 del
Garn to the shopping centre, might pick up some chinkie, you neets want anything?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.935221 del
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>>935219
>gay kike
>admirable guy


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.935222 del
>>935221
Is that your new boyfriend?
He looks like a charming fella.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.935223 del
>>935220
30kg sugar thanks.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.935224 del
>>935221
Hes gay ????????????? 🥹

Whats his insta ?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.935225 del
had a slep for a couple of hours


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.935226 del
>>935225
Well slep'd


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.935227 del
Fixed the four stroke. Six months of labouring to catch up on, during total fire ban weather. This is why farm work is so shit, working against the weather


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.935228 del
>>935227
NEET it might be best for you to find some other line of work.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.935229 del
Might outflank the NEET forces and enfilade them from the rear.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.935230 del
>>935229
Its a big target you can't miss.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.935231 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.935232 del
I am nigger


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.935233 del
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In the coolzone

YEEEEEEEEAAAHH !!


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.935234 del
>>935186
Just woke up


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.935235 del
>>935213
Cool. 8 like the green axe


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.935236 del
>>935220
Special fried rice and some honey chicken please.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.935237 del
Addiction development


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.935238 del
The new season of Squid Game has not got good reviews.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.935239 del
>>935238
I am not surprised after seeing the lead character in Lesbians in Space.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.935240 del
I just did a google search and there is a disturbingly large amount of books and comics actually called lesbians in space.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.935241 del
Can you get bat to make me an egg and bacon roll and a mongster please. None of that sherby drink.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.935242 del
I would also like an egg and bacon roll please.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.935243 del
>>935238
The first season had a start and end to it while the new season just ends suddenly which is bizarre


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.935244 del
>>935243
Have you already watched them all NEET?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.935245 del
>>935244
Yes yesterday. There is no end in the new season is what I meant to say


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.935246 del
>>935241
>>935242
I'll have one as well thanks.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.935247 del
>>935241
She is cooking chiggen rice and/or riso at the moment.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.935248 del
>tfw no Bat chuggen


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.935249 del
Workforce says I need to choose a provider for the dole. Should I just go with the one that is nearest? Any tips?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.935250 del
Just discovered etsy. Omg


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.935251 del
>>935127
You have no customers anyway.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.935252 del
>>935250
>Omg
What is omg about it NEET?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.935253 del
>>935252
He is probably surprised by all the jeet spam.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.935254 del
Clicking on all the sponsored links


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.935255 del
>>935254
Do not buy anything.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.935256 del
Head down to Hindley street and buy some NEET arse.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.935257 del
>>935256
>buy
I just want to rent.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.935258 del
>>935257
If you break it, you pay for it.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.935259 del
>>935249
They are all much the same so pick the easiest to get to.
Might be worth looking at the reviews too.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.935260 del
>>935259
Alright, thanks.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.935261 del
>>935258
He'll leave a deposit inside


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:56 [Preview] No.935262 del
>>935260
If you end up with an evil bitch herding you you can ask for a new one over the phone without having to talk to them about it now too.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.935263 del
>>935262
He might end up with an Olive.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.935264 del
>>935263
I'd let Olive herd me.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.935265 del
>>935262
>an evil bitch herding you
Many such cases unfortunately.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.935266 del
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Movie in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.935267 del
rose flavoured gin


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.935268 del
Detergent Jones
He don't break bones
He don't put bugs
In peoples phones
He just detects
And then inspects
Then he has a beer
And a few more cones


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.935269 del
>>935268
That is a good poem, but Detergent Jones does not do cones.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.935270 del
>>935269
I know but meth doesn't rhyme with Jones.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.935271 del
>>935269
he did after they hired cruisey to play the role


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.935272 del
No joke, my sister is a herder. I hope none of you have lewd thoughts about her.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.935273 del
>>935270
He would never. How dare you.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.935274 del
>>935272
I would never. How dare you.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.935275 del
>>935052
Still watching this. She has such lovely facial expressions.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.935276 del
>>935272
Only sometimes.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.935277 del
(3.07 MB 1080x1440 uF1yAQdHaISqcqFe.mp4)


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.935278 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.935279 del
>>935273
He took some in one of the stories I wrote.
Maybe my Jones is grimdark Jones and yours is more sober.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.935280 del
>>935272
Is she cute?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.935281 del
>>935277
You look good NEET. Very low bodyfat.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.935282 del
>>935280
I guess. She did some local modelling in her mid-late teens.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.935283 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.935284 del
>>935281
>Very low bodyfat
Not my exact bodytype.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.935285 del
>>935282
Sorry NEET but I'm gonna have lewd thoughts about her then.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.935286 del
>>935284
Me neither NEET. I'm running over 100% even though it isn't even possible.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.935287 del
>sister is now being mentally gangbanged by wild rampant NEETs


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.935288 del
>>935286
You have superhuman levels of adiposity neet. You are a superhero.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.935289 del
>>935288
I think that is what my doctor meant when he said I was super morbidly obese.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.935290 del
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>>935289
You need to keep your superhero and real life identity separate.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.935291 del
>>935289
Maybe you have mass absorbing powers


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.935292 del
Batman fans get very annoyed when you suggest to them that Bruce Wayne is a spoilt rich kid who takes lots of steroids and pays mentally ill homeless people to wear funny costumes and let him beat them up.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.935293 del
3 days left for GF2024


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.935294 del
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>>935293
We got this. Just be confident bros.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.935295 del
>>935293
We'll just have to put the smallest NEET in a dress on New Years Eve **again*".


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.935296 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.935297 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.935298 del
>>935296
Good Pepe.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.935299 del
>>935298
He's seen things


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.935300 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.935301 del
I fucking love vagina


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.935302 del
>>935301
I bet that NEET’s sister has a nice one.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.935303 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.935304 del
>>935301
Vaginer is love, vaginer is life.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.935305 del
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> Tunn, at one time one of the brightest stars in Australian broadcasting, now survives on a $40-a-day disability pension.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.935306 del
>>935305
Must have a lot of cash in the bank if he's only getting 560 f/n


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.935307 del
>>935305
He's had a significant downgrade.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.935308 del
>>935307
He's back living in Radelaide.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.935309 del
>>935308
Significant upgrade. The culture will heal him.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.935310 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.935311 del
Thinking about that NEETs sister.
Vile vile disgusting thoughts.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.935312 del
>>935310
Noice ,Can you get drunk on them?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.935313 del
>>935310
All gone? I would.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.935314 del
Wisgy choggy


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.935315 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.935316 del
>>935312
You would have to eat a lot.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.935317 del
>>935313
I had two.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.935318 del
>>935317
Well enjoyed.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.935319 del
>>935310
They look very nice.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.935320 del
>>935319
They’re pretty good. The Lagavulin one tasted accurate.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.935321 del
>>935320
Based.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.935322 del
>>935228
One does not simply stop farming


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.935323 del
>>935322
You stopped for 6 months


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.935324 del
>>935322
>tfw farming (you)’s


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.935325 del
>>935305
I get more than that, and I've never done a single productive day's work in my life. The absolute state of this country.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.935326 del
>>935323
Schedule is fucked so I'm actually starting labouring before autumn to keep up.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.935327 del
>>935325
>tfw made $5 a day average over 4 months


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.935328 del
Went for a cruise and a walk around town. Lots of normals out and about, lots of nice looking girls. Pubs all packed, people walking around, that real holiday vibe in the air.
Not me though. I’m not able to part of that culture. Woe, what do I exist for


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.935329 del
>>935328
Did you have a nice smile though?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.935330 del
>>935327
Beggars do better than that


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.935331 del
>>935256
Hanson Road specials


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.935332 del
>>935327
See if you can double it next year neet.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.935333 del
>>935325
If it's real he must own his own home and have something like 500,000 in the bank.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.935334 del
Garn try to be sober more


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.935335 del
>>935334
You can do it.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.935336 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.935337 del
>>935333
He might have blown it all.
I worked with an ex footy player , Wally Matiera ,and he had nothing to show for his time in the spotlight.
He was driving a truck doing country deliveries of animal feed.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.935338 del
>>935332
>>935330
Don't even get me started neets


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.935339 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.935340 del
>>935339
Well bantered.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.935341 del
Wonder if she needs some hours


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.935342 del
>>935310
Lovely.
Ill try the dalwhinnie


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.935343 del
>>935336
This should be my fridge meme


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.935344 del
>>935339
Is this relating to >>935336


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.935345 del
>>935344
It's related to the movie.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.935346 del
>>935345
Boardneet always wants to put foot porn on.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.935347 del
Sorry Boardneet


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.935348 del
>>935347
He'll stomp on uou for that.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.935349 del
>>935348
we could use a bit of cbt


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.935350 del
>>935347
It's ok. I don't even fucking like feet.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.935351 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.935352 del
>>935350
Like fucking feet*
We know you only like to suck


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.935353 del
This boy's going on a diet until next year.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.935354 del
>>935353
Sounds dangerous NEET. Three days may be too long.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.935355 del
>>935354
Well ok, I will allow myself a new year's eve feast. But that's it.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.935356 del
>>935355
You have the right mindset NEET. you're gonna make it.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.935357 del
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>>935351
I saved you one neet.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.935358 del
>>935353
I believe in you.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.935359 del
Wondering about tarantino's political views now. I have never seen a more blatantly anti-hippie movie than once upon a time in holywood. But he obviously loves niggers.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.935360 del
Back during COVID I had this NEET call my ambulance. Dude was in a hovel with, literally, just a bare mattress on a floor and shit Toshiba laptop. He was all fucking pissed off that there really wasn't anything I could do to make him feel better. He had a mild fever and was being a real bitch about it. I repeatedly explained to him that he was best off just waiting it out at home and to call back if his respiratory symptoms worsened.
This dude wasn't hearing it. He started shouting and acting tough, but avoided anything that might be perceived as violent. He was, no shit, yelling "What does your father do, huh? Fuck you! What does your father do?" This was some kind of argument I didn't understand. Someone explain it to me.
I made him walk to the ambulance, because I don't carry people who don't need to be carried, and he gets even more upset. This retard made me drive him to the hospital that was, without exaggeration, across the road from his caravan park. This is May of 2020. There are roughly 400 people waiting to get in that ER, most in far worse shape than this guy.
This dude was cursing my name up and down, fuck you this, your mother's a whore, the whole works. I go to walk him in the ambulance entrance and sit him down in the waiting area. Then I go over to my favourite security guard, let him know this NEET is gonna be a problem and get the fuck out of there because we have like 10 jobs pending. Security sorted him the fuck out.
2 days later I end up getting called to the same place, and when I get there all of a sudden this dude is SUPER submissive and breedable. Thankful, pleading for help, reasonable, listening, you name it.
It was astonishing. This guy was acting like an entirely new person, and I knew all of it was complete bullshit. Security must have tuned him up pretty good.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.935361 del
>>935359
I don't think this is an anti-hippie movie.
All those actors are essentially hippies themselves. Now in the 21st century. Tarantino too.
Maybe the Manson attack got the scare in the movie industry, at least into the upper echelon. And this movie turns the events back on the perps. Like a revenge fantasy.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.935362 del
>>935360
>submissive and breedable
YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO FUCK THE MONGS!!!


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.935363 del
I admit that during the pandemic I got an ambulance to transport me. In my defence I only did it twice and maccas stops serving breakfast at 10:30 so it was the only way to get there in time.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.935364 del
>>935361
Also the scene with bruce lee was fucking awesome, we should get more like that.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.935365 del
>>935363
That is a perfectly reasonable use of the states resources


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.935366 del
>>935364
The gooks on r/asianmasculinity and r/aznidentity really don't like that one.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.935367 del
I'm out of cheese but I still have flatbread?!


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.935368 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.935369 del
>>935367
Make your own cheese


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.935370 del
Besides Bruce Lee, the only non-white who appeared, and is quickly crushed by a superior white male in hand to hand combat, there were basically no niggers in the entire film. Tarantino has gotten over his nigger loving and is finally ready to begin his career as a mature and intelligent filmmaker.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.935371 del
>>935370
You are so gay its not funny


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.935372 del
I’m quitting alcohol for 2024


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.935373 del
>>935372
Good on you NEET. What about 2025?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.935374 del
Thinking about proctology...


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.935375 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.935376 del
>>935374
Rural and remote?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.935377 del
>>935375
A stern but handsome woman.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.935378 del
should've grabbed some magnesium glycinate, woe


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.935379 del
I would not trust remote control proctology


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.935380 del
>>935374
Noble and bright branch of medicine.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.935381 del
Ruined a pasda with nasty black and gold fish


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.935382 del
>>935363
The CIA did it in Pakistan, no judgement


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.935383 del
>>935360
>breedable


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.935384 del
>>935372
I've one 4hrs. Thinkingbof changing plans to staet tomorrow.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.935385 del
>>935383
She meant biddable.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:33 [Preview] No.935386 del
>>935385
Nope that was a full on freudian slip
I am never calling an ambulance again


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.935387 del
>ambulance more like bumulance


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.935388 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.935389 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ts5Yj1m69xc [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.935391 del
>>935390
Yes, you can look it up. Was announced not too long ago


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.935392 del
Cenno landed. Wanna binge


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.935393 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.935394 del
Body clock being a numpty again.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.935395 del
Almost sexualised Weber's arse. Not today you vile harlot.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.935396 del
>>935395
Harrumph!


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 18:43 [Preview] No.935397 del
>>935390
>Bastard saar, while you were shitting on the toilet, i was studying the computer, you bloody benchod


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.935398 del
Sun is up. Alarm in an hour. Spent 2hrs having a wank. Got a painful poo brewing.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.935399 del
We're here all summer, it just gets funner!


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.935400 del
>>935390
We should all go out with hammers and bash in the heads of any Indians we see


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.935401 del
Newest schlop.
Autism is telepathy.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.935402 del
Jumping joeys!


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.935403 del
>>935400
That's not very nice.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.935404 del
Quiet


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.935405 del
Forever in Antarctica is a really long time


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.935406 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.935407 del
The tropical lagoons of Antarctica


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.935408 del
>>935400
I agree


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:18 [Preview] No.935409 del
Weary wombats!


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.935410 del
Not on your nelly!


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.935411 del
The bridge doesn't open 😔


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.935412 del
Good morning Chat.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.935413 del
Just made it and it fired out of me.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.935414 del
Not enthused about the morning wage.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.935415 del
>>935414
Put your smile on and get to it.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.935416 del
>>935414
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I_CE7GqqrvY [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.935417 del
>>935412
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.935418 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.935419 del
>>935418
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X56GPTpgm04 [Embed]


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:25 [Preview] No.935420 del
morning bros


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.935421 del
>>935420
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.935422 del
On Christmas Day I wished all the euro weirdos on /kc/ a merry Christmas and only Big Fella replied.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.935423 del
>>935422
He's a good fella.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.935424 del
>>935422
No good comes from climbing out of the bucket.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.935425 del
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>>935422
We should've gone carolling.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.935426 del
Started the day with some nordiness. Motherbat asked me to back up her phone, so I took the opportunity to text Sisterbot from her phone.
>U fat coon. U dirty fart blaster


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.935427 del
>>935426
Very nordy!


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:48 [Preview] No.935428 del
also had an hour walk and some weetbix and orage jews


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.935429 del
Haven't shit since christmas

Kinda scared


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.935430 del
>>935428
Good work NEET.


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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.935432 del
>>935429
Good work NEET.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:10 [Preview] No.935433 del
went to open the sausages i bought the other day only to realise the use by date is today, once again woolies has outjewed me


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.935435 del
>>935433
Can you eat them all today?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.935436 del
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What's on the neet todo list today neets?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.935437 del
>>935435
no, gonna throw them out, get some pidser rolls for breakky instead


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.935438 del
>>935437
They are still good. Don't you dare throw them out.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.935439 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.935440 del
>>935436
I made a booking for lunch.
Going to plane down the top of a door and install some door knobs at some point.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:27 [Preview] No.935441 del
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>>935360
There was never a covid. RNA cant pandemic. People got sick from transmissible background immune artifacts called Exosomes and felt strange because of stress and expectations from the propaganda.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:29 [Preview] No.935442 del
>>935441
>There was never a covid. RNA cant pandemic.
Are you saying that covid is RNA?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.935443 del
>>935436
might wank to that scene where brad pitt beats up bruce lee


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.935444 del
Cook them all and put them in the fridge


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.935445 del
>>935440
>I made a booking for lunch.
Where are we going?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.935446 del
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Goid Morning NEETios


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.935447 del
>>935446
morning


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.935448 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=80kuiBq95So [Embed]

Harry Potter 4 (2005) on tonight neets. Download link: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Harry.Potter.and.the.Goblet.of.Fire.2005.1080p.BrRip.x264.YIFY.mp4


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.935449 del
>>935442
yeah its left handed or right handed sense, I cant remember. Its the one thats claimed to have replication checking enzymes in the ribosome or something, but even pure clones made with recombinant DNA in tanks isnt going to transmit between conspecifics more than a couple of jumps before it mutates itself back into a background swarm. RNA virus Science is mostly mythology. see HIV.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.935450 del
>>935449
Wow u r sosmart


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.935451 del
>>935445
He's not taking you anywhere, and you know why.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.935452 del
>>935447
Another day of sitting around ?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.935454 del
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NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.935455 del
>>935448
Excited.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.935456 del
Whole arm covered in boils, look like a plague victim. Some kind of chemical burn on where my arm was already scratched up.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.935457 del
>>935456
Post a photo please NEET. I can't make a diagnosis for you without one.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.935458 del
>>935457
This.

NEET doctors need it for medical purposes. We'll zoom all the way in!


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.935459 del
>>935454
Marn Weeby


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.935460 del
>>935458
>>935457
There's a reason neets don't get photos


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.935462 del
>>935426
Bad neet.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:07 [Preview] No.935463 del
Thinking about that NEET's sister again..


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.935464 del
>>935456
Goodbye.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.935465 del
>>935463
You're too old for her, she would end up calling you Grandpa neet.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.935466 del
>>935456
It is lupus.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:22 [Preview] No.935467 del
Sprayed the spiders who live in my saw horses.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.935468 del
>>935465
I've seen Oldje porn. Some girls are into grandpas.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.935469 del
>>935452
...staring at a screen


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.935470 del
>>935455
full mast?


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.935471 del
gonna turn my life around today


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.935472 del
>>935461
>tfw no strap-on


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.935473 del


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.935474 del
>>935471
Good luck NEET.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.935475 del
had to take my jeans off after feeling something crawling around
it was a bull ant


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.935476 del
>>935475
ants in your pants.


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.935477 del
Might start vaping caffeine


NEET 12/28/2024 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.935478 del
>>935476
just glad it didn't crawl up my dickhole


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.935479 del
>>935475
Lucky it didn't sting you.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.935480 del
>>935476
Sic 'em, Rex.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.935481 del
>>935476
Worker ants are girls.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.935482 del
>>935480
I wanted to be that ant eater


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.935483 del
>>935482
it was an echidna you dumb dumb


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:27 [Preview] No.935484 del
>>935482
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xdoYLLNvbck [Embed]


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.935486 del
>>935484
Didn't realise how sexual that ad was when I was a little kid.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.935487 del
>>935486
i fapped to a VHS recording of that commercial


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.935488 del
Did a shit


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.935489 del
>>935488
Scheiße!


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.935490 del
>>935485

With a boong?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.935491 del
She loves a salad bar.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.935492 del
>>935491
Is she encouraging you to go over?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.935493 del
>>935491
It's a trap, do not go near the salad bar.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.935494 del
Got $1000 in my account. Filthy rich, dunno what to spend it on


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.935495 del


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.935496 del
I switched to the other provider like workforce said to. They said they'll contact me soon to make an appointment. How often will they do appointments in the beginning?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.935497 del
>>935494
Save what you can, fill the car up, pay a bill or two.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.935498 del
>>935494
Almost enough for $7 plonk and some spic slop.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.935499 del
Got a big shit in the chamber. Might deliver the baby soon.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.935500 del
baste my bussy


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.935501 del
>>935499
Can you hold it till the first and have a new years babby.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.935502 del
had some salad with flaked almonds, almost choked on an almond, never going to eat salad again


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.935503 del
>>935501
I dropped it.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.935504 del
>>935502
If we were meant to eat salad we would have a cow’s stomach.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.935505 del
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NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.935506 del
i had a steak, she had a piece of crumbed fish


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.935507 del
>>935492
she did
I got 3 bread rolls


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.935508 del
afterwards at the centre I made two pajeets get out of my way and she was equal parts impressed and horrified


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.935509 del
>>935508
she is excited by your alpha male nature


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.935510 del
>>935509
less excited about getting tarred with the racist brush for saying "get the fuck out of our way, shitskins!"


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.935511 del
Got a rub. She gave me a two handed pepper grinder through my undies as I lay face down, but was coy when I turned over. I grabbed her and made her lay on top of me. She smiled but I don't think she was impressed. I think the whole thing is to not be waiting for it or to expect any more. Gratitide for the momentary things.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.935512 del
>>935511
Was this the wholesome one or a new tug joint?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.935513 del
>>935512
The wholesome one. I need to want less.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.935514 del
Thinking about submitting to her. Inaction reaction.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.935515 del
>>935514
>Thinking about submitting to her
Your laundry?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.935516 del
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We're all gonna make it bros. Just a few more days and the girlfriend will be ours.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.935517 del
>>935516
I like how they added 2025


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.935519 del
Might have a nap an dream about having a gf.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.935520 del
>>935515
A load or two.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.935521 del
I had a nod off outside with my legs in the sun. Comfy.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:37 [Preview] No.935522 del


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.935523 del
Horny


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.935524 del
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NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.935525 del
absolutely JUSTED and woe'd today, the almond choking incident fucked me right up


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.935526 del


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.935527 del
>>935525
Take revenge. Buy a packet of almonds and use some mechanical grinding whizzer to make them into a dusty powder.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.935528 del
>>935511
You need to stop going there if you can't control yourself.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.935529 del
>>935520
Well bantered.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.935530 del
>>935513
Did you pleasure yourself in the booth after she had left?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.935531 del
>>935521
I hope you didn't get sunburn.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.935532 del
>>935530
No. My balls are heavy.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.935533 del
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I had been saving this image to post on January 1st, but someone has already posted a version of it. Very disappointing.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.935534 del
I do not understand how the double pepper grinder worked if you were lying on your front?
My 3D modelling has not come up with a way.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.935535 del
>>935533
These younger neets have no respect for our image saving traditions do they? The absolute state of zoomers.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.935536 del
>>935532
You are like the bull at the royal show.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.935537 del
(317.58 KB 1920x1080 stinkysperm.JPG)


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.935538 del
>>935534
It's when the girl inserts a pepper grinder into your colon, pinches some of your skin into the grinder part, and turns the grinder slowly.

And he had two at once.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.935539 del
>>935538
I feared it might be something like that.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.935540 del


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NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:35 [Preview] No.935542 del
>>935540
I will put this crude drawing through an algorithm to see if we can get something from it.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.935543 del
>>935541
Is the member pointing towards your head or your feet?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.935544 del
>>935543
The dot is my bumhole


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.935545 del
is there any good espionage thriller tv anymore, like 24 used to be?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.935546 del
>>935542
put it into an ai image drawer, get it to do a photorealistic drawing based on it


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.935547 del
>>935544
This did not help.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.935548 del
>>935544
it does smell a bit off


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.935549 del
>>935541
>>935544
Did your arse wink at her?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.935550 del
>>935540
NEET has very pointy bobbies.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.935551 del
>>935544
It looks very small and tight.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.935552 del
>>935525
watched a video of a guy building a 3d printed boat, felt much better for some reason, just needed to engage my mind on something


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.935553 del
>>935551
He should ask her to open up his potential.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.935554 del
>>935553
His potential is already maxed out.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.935555 del
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Good price NEETs. Seen at Spudshed Innaloo yesterday.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.935556 del
>>935555
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.935557 del
>>935554
He's a lifelong learner. Endless potential.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.935558 del
weber is a nice guy


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.935559 del
>>935533
This one >>935516 or this one >>933791?
I posted both


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.935560 del
where everyone is ?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.935561 del
>>935558
That’s why nobody wants me


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.935562 del


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.935563 del
>>935559
Bloody basterd bitch! Banchod!!


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.935564 del
shibs should delete polru ffs


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.935565 del
>>935564
The show must go on.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.935566 del
>>935555
>vegemite


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.935567 del
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NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.935568 del
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NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.935569 del


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.935570 del
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Slept in the cool zone
Chilled in cool zone
Ate in the cool zone
Out and about
Chilling in the mobile cool zone
All hail the cool zone
Cool zone is love
Cool zone is life


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:41 [Preview] No.935571 del
>>935570
Pretty cool.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.935572 del
>>935570
Based.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.935573 del
>>935570
You could cool off with a swim at the beach like normal people...


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.935574 del
The Call the Midwife Christmas special has been infested with pajeets.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.935575 del
>>935555
that is made by brown hands in brown countries with donated aussie wheat


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.935576 del
Making tendie wraps for dindins


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.935577 del
(87.44 KB 1280x720 elon_jump.jpeg)


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.935578 del
>>935576
Use the pepper grinder.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.935579 del
>>935578
👆🍆


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.935580 del
>>935576
lucky neet, what condiments?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.935581 del
>>935577
elon grew up in a country where whites make up 9% of the population, having a brown servant caste around to do the work is deep in his psyche, he does not understand the concept of a white nation.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.935582 del
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>>935568
It was always MIGA.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.935583 del
might do some more of my self destructive life waster of choice right now, counter strike


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.935584 del
>>935577
spent the day out in the sun shine landscaping my secret spot. Lots of stacking rocks and logs together and hitting them with a hammer to make it tight. Was going to get some ice cream on the way home from the IGA for my last dinner with the old man but there was a negro at the register so i put it back in the freexer and left. Saw a toyota crown in good condition in the car park tho. calamari rings for tea and fresh fruit for dessert. based


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.935585 del
>>935584
Sounds good NEET.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.935586 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P1K52wXNoUw [Embed]


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.935587 del
>>935573
I get arrested if i take my shirt off ...


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.935588 del
>>935581
Interesting perspective.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.935589 del
>>935584
How did you exit the store, through the register or did it not have an entry gate?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.935590 del
>>935580
I went with lettuce, tomato, mayo and pepper.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.935591 del
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At Cole’s in their cool zone while waiting for a pizza.

You NEETs (except stanners) want anything ?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.935592 del
>>935589
IGA's are weird like milk bars. I got the ice cream then noticed the negro, then put it back and exited. What is your malfunction over this, you retarded cuck.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.935593 del
>>935491
It takes the special board to grand new heights


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.935594 del
>>935591
get everything on special and chuck it in the freexer but only if there are no browns at the check outs


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.935595 del
Did a fart that made her gag


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.935596 del
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Harry Potter 3 in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.935597 del
>>935593
The specials board was just toast turkey or butter chicken (probably also turkey)


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.935598 del
>>935596
Isn’t that 4?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.935599 del
>>935506
Did you have ome plonk?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.935600 del
>>935599
I had a large pepperjack shiraz


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.935601 del
>>935591
I will have a couple of those banoffee turnovers thanks.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.935602 del
>>935591
Fresh cream donuts


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.935603 del
>>935601
Find out if they are mock cream or not first.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.935604 del


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.935605 del
>>935591
One flag plz


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.935606 del
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>>935605
No one cares about you pathetic unloved shit with very good reason. If you have not figured it out yet I only post with a random flag in the morning so you have to out yourself and steal it and waste your time and energy on your shit show all day long.

Just got back from Cole’s. Got a celebration cake whatever the fuck that it, some more discounted meat tray slices and deli stuff. 2litres of ice break (that costs the same as 600ml lol and nice fancy family size gourmet pizza with expressed intention of leftovers to eat tomorrow because all the bakeries and food places are closed until the 5th jan


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.935607 del


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.935608 del
>>935606
Based.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.935609 del
>>935606
Check the ice break bottle carefully to make sure its not sneaky vegan iced coffee.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.935610 del
> pathetic unloved shit

Projection


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.935611 del
>>935610
The story earlier said
>SUPER submissive and breedable.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.935612 del
>>935611
And then turned out to be 15 years older than the ad said?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.935613 del
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Get in here neets, the movie is starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.935614 del
I wonder if Bat is watching HP too


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.935615 del
She's watching the rude ones on the secret channel.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.935616 del
>>935615
Lucky. What one is playing?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.935617 del
This board sucks


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.935618 del
>>935617
How rude.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.935619 del
>>935617
Swallow or extra?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.935620 del
>>935619
You will if you want a positive review from ol' cruisey.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.935621 del
>>935620
I am not doing the pepper grinder though.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.935622 del
It was a Chinese burn.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.935623 del
>>935622
I heard it was a chinese finger trap


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.935624 del
>>935621
How about just the tip?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.935625 del
>>935624
It's only smellz


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.935626 del
The poojie twins gonna wank off Harry and ginger ron


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.935627 del
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>>935626
the indian woman craves the conquering british sausage, always has


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.935628 del
>she new, she new
What happened to that tug joint?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.935629 del
Some places actually pay experienced clients like cruisey to help break in the new girls, train them up.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.935630 del
>>935629
Is the final lesson the pepper grinder?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.935631 del
Peppered 😅


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.935632 del
Night.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.935633 del
>>935632
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.935634 del
>>935632
Night.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.935635 del
Possum wakes me at 4.30am every morning with the words “Wakey, wakey, hand off snakey!”.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.935636 del
Almost 19 years to the day when I saw Goblet Of Fire in the cinema. I remember it clearly. Had plans to accomplish stuff. Almost nothing accomplished in the two decades since. Woe.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.935637 del
>>935614
She insisted on finishing call the midwife and then watching the latest episode of outlander that I downloaded for her


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.935638 del
>>935635
And then you two go out to help people he wronged to fix his karma.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.935639 del
>>935636
Very Tao.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.935640 del
>>935639
>Tao
Was she in Ravenclaw?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.935642 del
can't get to sleep, forgot to buy magnesium glycinate again


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.935643 del
>>935642
That purchase is all that stands between you and turning it all around NEET.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.935644 del
>>935643
I'm thinking of that neet who had 10 chamomile tea bags plus magneium glycinate. He's probably turned his whole life around.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.935645 del
>>935644
That is why he does not post here any more. He ascended almost instantly. Living his best life now.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.935646 del
cat sneaking around outside, do any neets have working surveillence setups at their neet hovels?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.935647 del
>>935645
his urine alone would be enough to cure our insomnia, if he's only help us by pissing on us


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.935648 del
>>935646
I do not have any cameras. The main target of any surveillance you set-up ends up being yourself.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.935649 del
Finished the Za and Had a slice of the "celelbration cake"

NEETs its with heavy words i must report it was not a celebration of any kind


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.935650 del
>>935649
You should return that cake for a refund. It doesn't matter that it was discounted, it still should have been better than that.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.935651 del
>>935650
you would not fucking believe it but under the discount price tag in small lettering contained the words "decorate it yourself at home''

it is the cake equivalent of a pizza base


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.935652 del
>>935651
I could figure that out just by looking at the box.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.935653 del
>>935652
Well la di da shuburo


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.935654 del
>>935653
Are you do guy who needs labels on washing machines so won't wash your cat in it? And who needs labels on the mirrors of the car to know that the objects appearing in it are closer than they appear?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.935655 del
>>935654
*Are you the guy


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.935656 del
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NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.935657 del
>>935654
no nuro was just really high and suffering from being outside the cool zone for a few minutes


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 13:05 [Preview] No.935658 del
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NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.935659 del
I lick my own bumhole everyday


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.935660 del
Hello I'm drunk and miss my neet frends from 8chan


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.935661 del
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NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.935662 del
Soaked beef in cherry red wine vinegar overnight, will cook later.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.935663 del
Need to try and get a plumber today. Feel like crying already. Not sure I can face another year.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.935664 del
Funky dish, red wine vinegar overtakes in flavor, still intriguing.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.935665 del
Good morning Chat.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.935666 del
>>935662
>>935664
Well done NEET. Experimentation will improve your skills and you might discover something extraordinary.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.935667 del
>>935663
Is DIY not possible?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.935668 del
>>935667
It’s all 50’s metal piping that has been painted. I can’t get the nuts to move without really cranking on it and I’m worried I’ll break the pipe at the wall and cause an even bigger problem. NFI if there will be enough salvageable thread on the existing pipe or whether they even make adapters for imperial metal pipe to PVC.


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NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.935670 del
>>935662
Interesting. Would like an update later please.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.935671 del
>>935666
I came to the verdict that it's good technique for wild gain and tougher meat cuts. Try it out sometime, I essentially did this recipe without the sugar.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=MAeexdklVdk [Embed]


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.935672 del
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Horny


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.935673 del
morning bros


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.935674 del
need another hour of sleep, not going to get it


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.935675 del
>>935673
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.935676 del
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FML


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.935677 del
>>935676
That'll snap if you twist it I think.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.935678 del
>>935677
It’s already broken through. Wondering whether Bill stood on the sink the week before last when he was painting the wall and window above the sink.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:39 [Preview] No.935679 del
I am become Bill, the destroyer of webby's house


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.935680 del
>>935678
There may be a lining thingo that you could put in like a sleeve, rather than taking the pipe out of the wall.
Or cover it in silicone


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.935681 del
>>935672
I was thinking about that too. Good luck.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.935682 del
>>935676
Can Bill fix it?


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.935683 del
>>935676
That's also a good mirror.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.935684 del
>>935683
It goes with the knife.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.935685 del
To make sure its all jumped in the pool.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.935686 del
>>935684
Well bantered.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.935687 del
>>935676
nuro is cofident some JB weld could fix that before you get bill to butcher it...


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.935688 del
>>935687
He needs some NuDrain epoxy lining from NuFlow, care of NuRo


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.935689 del
Another day, more opportunities, lets seize them


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.935690 del
Plumbers all advertise themselves as 24x7 emergency but don’t answer their phones or return calls.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.935691 del
>>935690
Keep trying NEET. You will get one eventually.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.935692 del
>>935689
Good attitude NEET. But might be best to wait until January 1st now.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.935693 del
Just realised the fucking postie has only delivered mail 2 out of the last 7 days.

He is going to get fucking smashed today and its raining too.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.935694 del
Jimmy Farter died. They’ll have to combine his state funeral with trumps inauguration.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.935695 del
>>935689
I'm going to have a goon.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.935696 del
>>935646
5 cameras and three motion sensors.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.935697 del
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>>935695
Have some milk instead.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.935698 del
>>935690
They'll call back to say to hold on as they find an available worker (with jetskis in the background as they camp near Mannum) then make you wait a day before sending two arab aprentices


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.935699 del
>>935690
Be careful with those who push their search results to the top can be vultures. Come out for a free quote and then quote thousands for work.


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NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.935702 del
>>935697
Me when Olive is lactating.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.935703 del
>>935660
Welcome fren


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.935704 del
https://m.facebook.com/OneStopTradeServices/

I have had Arthur.

This is my guy, I've never had an issue. He installed my hot water box and gave me a discount because I was on dsp.
I think its a group of 5 or so private plumbers that give each other jobs. So if one is closer to someone else or they're busy, someone else can fill in and take that business.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.935705 del
Bad dreams, woe


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.935706 del
>>935695
FAR too early.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.935707 del
>>935705
Same here NEET. Tormented.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.935708 del
>>935706
Garn do some pilates to Sol Invictus while thinking about far eastern spice milling techniques.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.935709 del
>>935708
Good plan NEET.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.935710 del
Puffed out and saw a bee. Might call it a day.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.935711 del
>>935710
You bee finished for today.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.935712 del
An Australian guy from Gawler is going to come out tomorrow and fix the pipe. He got me to send him some photos (of the pipe, not me).


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.935713 del
>>935712
That is good news. I hope he turns up when he said he would.


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>>935694
oooofffffff


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.935715 del
>>935712
>send him some photos (of the pipe, not me).
That will help with any potential confusion tomorrow.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.935716 del
>thinking about Weber’s pipe


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NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.935720 del
Wish Weber would send me pictures of his damaged pipe.


NEET 12/29/2024 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.935721 del
>>935720
He sent me one. There was a chux sticking out of it. It was like it was waving a hanky.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.935722 del
They know what is what
But they don't know what is what
They just strut
What the fuck?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.935724 del
>>935722
Bet you aren't even a real German.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.935725 del
>>935724
its actually sir stanley stinksalot


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.935727 del
At the next tug joint, ask for an oil change instead.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.935728 del
>>935727
Lomi lomi, good for circulation.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 01:24 [Preview] No.935729 del
fellin safd


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.935730 del
feeling sad


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.935731 del
Hi ❤️


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.935732 del
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NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.935734 del
>2025: New Year, New Me
Looking forward to it.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.935735 del
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ummmmmmmmm......


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.935736 del
bought some cheese. shoppe was full of asians. rudeness occurred


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.935737 del
>>935736
Big racisms?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.935738 del
>>935735
pajeet has pwned us there


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.935739 del
all JUSTed out today, don't want to do anything, too tired to even nap


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.935740 del
>>935736
Did you ask for some coon?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.935741 del
>>935739
You need a pre nap.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.935742 del
Can you ask the barber to trim your eyebrows for you?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.935743 del
took a door down and removed the old hinges and made plugs for the old screw holes
waiting for the glue to dry so I can drill the new holes for the new hinges


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:19 [Preview] No.935744 del
>>935742
Yes.
When you get to old fart status like me and 10k the barber will do it automatically


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.935745 del
>>935743
Well done.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.935746 del
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>>935742
You need to embrace the bush.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.935747 del
>>935746
Wanna stroke them


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.935748 del
>>935746
Only if i get to stroke (you)


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.935749 del
>>935748
Can you do the pepper grinder?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.935750 del
>>935744
when i get to that point i'm just gonna shave them, embrace the voldemort look


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.935751 del
>>935750
it would suit you.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.935752 del
>>935750
Would you add a polish as a shine to your head to blind normies?


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NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.935754 del
Gonna do something with my life. Gonna do something with the day.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.935755 del
Do any neets have plans for new year's eve?


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NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.935757 del
>>935755
Sober pub crawl


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.935759 del
is there anyway I can buy just one ciggy? or a cheap cigar with a filter?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.935762 del
Might buy some tactical boots.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.935763 del
>>935762
Big mission planned?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.935764 del
muh dik bix nood muh fugga!


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.935765 del
>>935763
much waddling to the local shops for neet treats


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OK YOU FATTIES, TIME TO MAKE YOUR RESOLUTIONS AND GET TO THE NEW YEAR'S CHOPPER


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.935771 del
>>935764
👆💯


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.935773 del
>>935768
Someone is going to have to lift me in because of my big bones.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.935774 del
Big bone rash


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.935775 del
>>935762
danner are pretty good, but you get what you pay for. Buy them from platatac


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.935777 del
GOOD PEPPER GRINDER


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.935778 del
>>935737
>>935737
Asians rarely contribute to the economy. they were only buying little shit they can put in their luggage. the aussies like me with refrigerators are far better customers who are likely to return. anyway I thought slitty eyes were lactose intolerant


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.935779 del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.935781 del
Nigra


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