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NEET General #920 - Weber's Pipe Edition NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No. 935723
Let's hope that Weber's busted pipe is fixed in a professional and timely manner.

Old Thread: >>934692


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.935726 del
SA BUM CHUX A


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.935733 del
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Went to the tourist trap dairy on the way home to get some milk products. There were lots of asians there. I counted five of them that pushed in to the line for the checkouts to buy little jars of gay shit. When I got to the counter the woman said I couldnt pay with cash and I had to wait in line again. Two more guks pushed in before I checked out my discount cheese ($12) and cream. The nice lady said sorry about the wait and I said that the insectoids are just like that and dont worry about it.

Otherwise I made my purchase and got back safely.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.935758 del
>>935733
You fucking cuck. I would have just walked out with the cheese when they were t looking. Whenever that happens it’s your god given right to steal shit.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.935761 del
>>935758
Low quality comment.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.935766 del
>>935761
He ain’t wrong. Lord Nuro would have taxed it as a matter of principle.


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NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.935770 del
>>935761
>Low quality comment.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.935772 del


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.935776 del
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>>935733
if you were a real warrior of hitler you would have killed those gooks


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.935780 del
>>935758
What do guks have that I want? cameras? Phones? Their electronics are all in asian language and they dont use cash. THey are useless except maybe as fertiliser


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.935785 del
>>935733
Well cheesed NEET. Pretty good price for an artisan cheexe.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.935786 del
>>935785
nice and firm with a smokey flavor


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.935787 del
Might get my shit together.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.935788 del
>>935787
>Might
Smart to leave yourself the option of not getting it together NEET. Don't box yourself in.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.935789 del
>>935780
The dyslexic NEET posted without reading the post again…


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.935790 del
>>935723
>busted
many neets have cranked his pipe


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.935791 del
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NEETS ITS CHINKMAS !


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.935792 del
Nuro rejects the fish that john west accepts.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.935793 del
>>935791
Well done. I hope you got something for the rest of the neets too.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.935794 del
>>935791
You didn't need any of that.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.935795 del
>>935791
O are those ear phones more pointy than the ones you already had?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.935796 del
>>935787
Today or tomorrow or 2025?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.935797 del
>>935794
Its the perks of having a dispoable income


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.935798 del
>>935791
A late Cringemass gift. Based.


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NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.935800 del
>>935797
You need to save your money.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.935801 del
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>>935794
That’s a seriously big call you made there. Got anything to back that up buckaroo ?
>>935793
>>935795
Those redmi buds seriously ain’t bad for 8 dollars I needed a disposable set of TWS to pair to my watch so I could listen to Alex jones at the shops.
>>935793
>>935797
>>935798
I got a wireless HDMI pair of transceivers so now I have a wireless battery powered projector for the dunny. Got a collapsible shelf for it too. It’s not a chrome cast or AirPlay that shit never works on iPhone. It’s wireless HDMI. Fucking living in the future. Wew.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.935802 del
>>935801
You dont really need a film projector in your toilet. You shouldnt sit for more than a couple minutes or you will get haemmarhoids anyway.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.935803 del
>>935801
>I got a wireless HDMI pair of transceivers so now I have a wireless battery powered projector for the dunny
Space Age Dunny


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.935804 del
>tfw no cinema in my dunny


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.935805 del
>>935804
NEET's Dream of a Space Dunny


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.935806 del
Drilled and installed the new hinges on the door.
Drilled the doorknob holes and routed out a bit for the strike plate thingo.
Struggling to rehang the door as Motherbat is weak as fuck


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.935807 del
>>935806
you need a lever at the bottom. a chisel on a dowel that you can lift the door with your foot, a little bit up and down to position it for the screws to go in the hinge holes.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.935808 del
>>935806
You need Bill.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.935809 del
>>935806
You need to get her a set of weights so she can workout and be ready for next time.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.935810 del
>>935801
chads listen to A.J. on bluetooth speakers at the shops.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.935811 del
>>935806
The plumber will help you tomorrow.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.935812 del
I got it done with a copy of Schaum's Advanced Calculus and a Sporting Shooter magazine stacked under the door.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.935813 del
>>935812
Well done. I hope you did not speak in an unpleasant way to Motherbat. She was trying her best.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.935814 del
>>935813
I told her to go and watch TV.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.935815 del
>>935812
Smart.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.935816 del
>>935802
It sounds like you know a lot about this subject ;)


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.935817 del
>>935816
I have hung a couple of doors in my time. :)


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.935818 del
I'm back


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.935819 del
Nuro should do a test run with the project with this on a loop


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.935820 del
wholesome pepper grinder


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.935821 del
>>935820
What about a Grindr Pepper Grinder?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.935822 del
Playing AJ over the shop's PA system might be a good way for nuro to strike up conversations with certain like minded individuals and make friends, although it might also concern other customers.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.935823 del
>>935822
Each day should start with
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8 [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.935824 del
>>935820
Another one?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.935825 del
>>935819
1+1=1.999... is also true


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.935826 del
>>935787
You and me both brother. Stretches at 0600 while the kettle boils. Daily news podcast at 0645 with your home made egg white and spinach enchilada while jogging to the lake 0730 home, showered, lotioned and dressed. its exhausting thinking about it, and wage hasnt begun


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.935827 del
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NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.935828 del
>>935826
>egg white
retard fell for the cholesterol meme


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.935829 del
>>935828
Save the egg yolks for the korean noodles that night.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.935830 del
>>935826
>home made egg white and spinach enchilada
that could work, wholemeal wrap with egg + salsa and spinach would be reasonably healthy


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.935831 del
>>935827
Good to see you're sticking to it


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.935832 del
>>935829
Based.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.935833 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14224857/texas-cheerleader-animal-cruelty-rival-goat-aubrey-vanlandingham.html
>Texas cheerleader, 17, is charged with animal cruelty for 'poisoning her rival's show goat'


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.935834 del
Possum poisoned my show goat once.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.935835 del
>>935834
What was its name?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.935836 del


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.935837 del
All I want for 2025 is for Joslin McCormick to return.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.935838 del
>>935831
Stanners Would install a projector in his toilet to watch the tennis but the other residents would just hock it for smack. Theres no power in the communal block anyway.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.935839 del
>>935828
White is basically just protein. Sportsmen tend to separate the yolk if they want to stay lean. Yolk is full of fat.
protein: 4kcal/g
fat: 8kcal/g


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.935840 del
>>935829
>eating gook slop


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.935841 del
>>935839
I thought fat was 9 and ethanol was 7


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.935842 del
>>935839
Eggs have good cholesterol you retard


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.935843 del
>>935842
>you retard
there is no need for that


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.935844 del
>>935842
Hence the saying "he's a good egg"


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.935845 del
>>935844
I thought that was because Weber looks like a giant egg.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.935846 del
>>935842
egg yolks have vitamin A which is a toxin You dribbling retard.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.935847 del
>>935845
You just want to crack him open.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.935848 del
>>935846
Does it turn the frogs gay?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.935849 del
>>935842
>you retard
Wrong tone.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.935850 del


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.935851 del


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.935852 del
austraria's future is asian


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.935853 del
>>935852
Pepper Grinder future


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.935854 del
>>935853
Pippa Grinder


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.935855 del
80 something porn tabs open on my phone. Can’t bring myself to close them


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.935856 del
>>935855
How many are tug joints?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.935857 del
>>935849
You 😭


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.935858 del
>>935855
My phone would have stopped working with that many open.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.935859 del
Advanced porn phone


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.935860 del
>>935856
all of them


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.935861 del
>>935860
Let's get down to the specifics,how far was the radius from your home like 30km?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.935862 del
Any minute now.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.935863 del
>>935862
Ding food is done?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.935864 del
>>935862
What are you waiting for NEET?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.935865 del
Hoping it's an outcall.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.935866 del
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Managed to get it on my plate while it was still mooing.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.935867 del
>>935866
Big piece of meat.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.935868 del
cooked a big batch of beans, sleepy, but need to get the beans sorted before I can go to bed


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.935869 del
>>935868
Well beaned


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.935870 del
Pretty dire shopping situation. Held off shopping before Christmas because left overs were sure to abound. But alas, nothing but a hand full of ham. Didn't even get Christmas lunch.

Now nothing is cheap at coleworths and it's been a month without groceries. Still have beans. Have accepted beans.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.935871 del
>>935870
just get food out of the dumpster behind the supermarket


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.935872 del
>>935870
I made bean feed packs out of discounted turkey, 1 kg of white beans and some cheap cranberry sauce.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.935873 del
Gonna make a neet reality tv show based on the reality show cops, which follows the BO as he has to go around dealing with the stupidity of various bad home neets.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.935874 del
>>935872
Very well played.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.935875 del
>>935873
bad boys
bad boys
watchya gonna do
watchya gonna do when weber does a poo


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.935876 del
ate supper (stilton cheese on bread)
finished moofie. (Mesrine public enemey no 1 part 2)
Killed fat fly.
off to bed


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.935877 del
Gonna turn my life around on Jan 1


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.935878 del
>>935877
...of which year?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.935879 del
>>935877
360 degrees?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.935880 del
nearly midnight, still not sleepy, I need to be more disciplined about sleep


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.935881 del
Bread in machine, beans rehydrating. Going to make it.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.935882 del
Don't think I can handle the warm stale cans of carlton dry left on my desk from last night. Just not worth it


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.935883 del
>>935882
Mix them with ice and soda water


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.935884 del
I miss doing tech stuff as a hobby. Looking for information on stack exchange, going down the rabbit hole troubleshooting stuff... No real point though if I'm not gonna work in the field


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.935885 del
>>935884
Do an IT cent, get paid for nothing as an on call consultant


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.935886 del
“Your body is a temple.”

No. My body is a garbage can for snacks.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.935887 del
On the Pizza Review Joe


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.935888 del
Extreme semen blast


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.935889 del
Is it possible to become a competent person with a high level of agency? I've been feeling quite sad about the fact that being regarded seems kind of permanent. Just genetic I guess.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.935890 del
>>935880
I've been going to bed around 4am each night. Woe.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.935891 del
>>935890
Gook night.


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NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.935895 del
>>935879
Well bantered.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 19:44 [Preview] No.935896 del
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Good morning NEETs.

Just did the end of year weigh in: 122.1kg


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.935897 del
For Cruisey


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.935898 del
>>935896
Good morning NEET.
Did you lose a KG since last year?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 19:48 [Preview] No.935899 del
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>>935898
>Did you lose a KG since last year?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.935900 del
>>935899
Soz I think you did much better >>794778


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.935901 del
>>935896
You are doing well neet, how much have you lost since last year?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.935902 del
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>>935901
>>935900
These sort of remarks are NOT funny. Rude NEETs.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.935903 del
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Good morning neets, how's gf2024 looking?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.935904 del
>>935903
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.935905 del
>>935902
most neets assumed this was webby down from 145kg and were being genuinely supportive


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.935906 del
>>935905
I have not had the impression that Webby has been on a weight loss journey this year.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.935907 del
>>935906
2025 is a new year for a new body
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QAbMCAaqGbk [Embed]


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.935908 del
>>935906
it might have been a secret weight loss mission, and he was being all covert about it


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.935909 del
>>935908
Two steps ahead.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.935910 del
Thinking about Weber's Pipe now


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:25 [Preview] No.935911 del
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>>935906
I haven't been, but I just weighed myself clothed and...
hopefully its a side effect of something fatal


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.935912 del
I think it's just stress and replacing meals with alcohol


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.935913 del
>>935911
You are wasting away, you need to call an ambulance and have them bring you an emergency kfc bucket right away.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.935914 del
>>935911
Please see your GP and get everything checked out. We do not want to lose you.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.935915 del
>>935914
The doctor needs to prescribe him Sustagen like they do for old people.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.935916 del
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Good Morning NEETs


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:51 [Preview] No.935917 del
>>935911
Congratulations NEET.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:54 [Preview] No.935918 del
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NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.935919 del
>>935912
>replacing meals with alcohol
You should collaborate with Dan on a diet book.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.935920 del
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Pepe looking worn out


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.935921 del
>>935918
Marn Webmeister


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.935922 del
>>935920
Tomorrow, 2025, will be his year!


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.935923 del
>>935896
Good work. How much d id you lose?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.935924 del
>>935911
Good effort. Nice work.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.935925 del
>>935911
come and hang out with me for the rest of summer. I'll coach you.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.935926 del
>>935925
Can you coach me too?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.935927 del
POTTER STINKS


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.935928 del
>>935927
I liek the sound effect more tbh


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.935929 del
>>935926
I can show you how to tie a huntsmans knot.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.935930 del
>>935929
Awesome, I am excited. What's the name of this Summer Camp so I can telly mummybot?


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NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.935933 del
My arse holds the answers to questions unknown.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.935934 del
>>935932
Why is a skellie in the first one?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.935935 del
>>935933
When will the answers be released?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.935936 del
>>935934
Negative reinforcement.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:13 [Preview] No.935937 del
>>935935
Stretch apart the hefty veils of material baggage to unleash the nuggets of divine truth.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.935938 del
>>935937
Bit more divine truth squeezed out of me. It was rather unpleasant.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.935939 del
woken up properly this time, might go for a cruise


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.935940 del
>>935903
Spoke to one girl once, who had a boyfriend.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.935941 del
>>935939
Ready for 2025?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.935942 del
>>935940
statistically there are more breakups on dec 31st than at any other day of the year, you're in with a chance


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.935943 del
I hate this fucking house


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.935944 del
>>935940
You should have maintained eye contact with her while you raped her boyfriend to prove your dominance.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:00 [Preview] No.935945 del
>>935911
very well done, keep at it.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.935946 del
still can't leave the house, i seem so slow and old these days


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.935947 del
>>935943
Plumber status?


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.935948 del
>>935947
has ignored my text asking when he'll show up

snapped a drill bit off in the door jam can't get it out


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.935949 del
>>935948
Hopefully he'll arrive soon.

That door situation sounds tricky. Good luck.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.935950 del
still haven't left my room, ffs


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.935951 del
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2025 will be the year of yogurt males.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.935952 del
>>935949
Im just going to leave it unfinished
I dont care any more


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.935953 del
>>935939
See (you) soon


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.935954 del
>>935952
Just get Bill to fix it.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.935955 del
>>935948
>drill bit
chisel out the wood around the bit and get the jaws of the drill on to the stump. otherwise just leave it there and put the screw alongside it, if you can.


NEET 12/30/2024 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.935956 del
found the cheexe i lost in the freexer. I think the rubicon red is not suited for general purpose cheexe and will have to do for crackers only. This means I will be eating it for the next six months and i have already put 80% in the freexer where it shouldnt go, really. cheexe should be at room temperature, because it is a cultured food. dead things go in the freexer.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.935957 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.935958 del
>>935896
>>935911
I always knew there were two exex on the board.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.935959 del
>>935956
You need a cheexe cellar.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.935960 del
>>935959
duno whether to put it in plastic or cloth and then in a container


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.935961 del
>>935960
Google "how to store cheese"


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.935962 del
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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:15 [Preview] No.935963 del
>>935962
teh covid vaxx makes ppl tell lies


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.935964 del
might put ebony headlining in the car


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.935965 del
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>>935837
Ken M is better


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.935967 del
>>935964
Black velvet.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.935968 del
>>935967
yeah its a bit poncey, I'll just go with the tan


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.935969 del
>>935968
Get a quilted headliner


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.935970 del
plumber obviously isn’t going to respond or show up
drinking vodka


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.935971 del
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>>935970
the electricians from last time got you secretly black banned


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.935972 del
>>935970
They along with sparky's have their own time zones.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.935973 del
>>935972
Plus he is probably elbow deep in someones poo pipe.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.935974 del
Supposedly coming in 45 minutes
I’m 8 standos deep on an empty stomach
Not stopping


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.935975 del
>>935974
I texted him 4 u


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.935976 del
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>>935974
>Not stopping


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:21 [Preview] No.935977 del
>>935976
Motherbat is crying. No brakes.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.935978 del
>>935977
She is upset because your life is so brutal. Like a guns and roses ballad


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.935979 del
>>935978
She is upset because I carry on like an autistic 2 year old who has tourettes syndrome and an adult vocabulary


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.935980 del
>>935979
(You) are literally Axel Rose


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.935981 del
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>>935971
Black banned!


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.935982 del
>>935980
You are my Michelle


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.935983 del
>>935979
>I carry on like an autistic 2 year old who has tourettes syndrome and an adult vocabulary
The very paragon of neet virtue.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.935984 del
>>935977
That poor woman. She deserves better.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.935985 del
At least your mom still talks to (you) ...


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.935986 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.935987 del
Was talking about IGAy


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.935988 del
The checkout man at Foodland called me Boss.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.935989 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.935990 del
>>935989
>extreme dissapointments of a wordly nature
Poor fella. RIP Unna.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.935991 del
Want NDIS to fund Cruisey to give me a small penis humiliation session.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.935992 del
>>935988
He noticed the executive charisma.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.935993 del
nearly 2 o'clock, haven't done anything except eat food and play vidya, can't let the day be a waste


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.935994 del
>>935992
>executive
How did you know? They always know.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.935995 del
>>935989
It all became too much for him.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.935996 del
>>935993
Go outside and get some sun.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.935997 del
>>935996
can't, too much UV


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.935998 del
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>>935993
>can't let the day be a waste
You absolutely can.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.935999 del
>>935988
You should've told him he's fired.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.936000 del
>>935999
I would have promoted him.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.936001 del
Plumber has been and gone. Did a good job. Gave me a card for a sparky he works with regularly.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.936002 del
>>936001
Fantastic outcome and bonus.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.936003 del
>>936001
Excellent.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.936004 del
I gave him a chilled bottle of water to take home to Stacy who had called him 4 times already today.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.936005 del
>>936001
That's good to hear.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.936006 del
>>936004
Did you offer him a Zooper Dooper?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.936007 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.936008 del
>>936007
Slip one between the floor boards pleaser.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:43 [Preview] No.936009 del
>>936008
You'll have to have a pine lime splice


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.936010 del
Wouldn't mind going out and buying a cone of gelati tonight, just to be around other people for a few minutes


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.936011 del
>>935990
Jewish Unna


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.936012 del
>>936001
Cool. And local.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.936013 del
>>936009
He's not even the real floorboard dweller.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.936014 del
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Hope you neets are celebrating hannukah today.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.936015 del
>>936013
I sublet it.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.936016 del
>>936014
I ADIDAS.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.936017 del
I am watching Star Trek Voyager episode 2.21 Deadlock.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.936018 del
>>936014
Of course.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.936019 del
Lost while day to woe. Severely woed


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.936020 del
her square egg rings and square frying pan got delivered
came with a free egg separator and silicone basting brush
she wont shut the fuck up
keeps talking about how nice the plumber was


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.936021 del
>>936020
>she wont shut the fuck up
Enjoy the time that you have with her please.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.936022 del
>>936020
Wanna see the square eggs when they're cooked


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.936023 del
>>936019
exact same problem here


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.936024 del
olive is back to not posting
dumb hoar


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.936025 del
>>936024
you deserve better than olive, there are younger, hotter camwhores out there who crave your great big attention


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.936026 del
>>936025
Fatherbot used to say I had the attention span of a gnat.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.936027 del
ffs she just jamed the wrong key in the dead bolt


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.936028 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.936029 del
>>936028
gonna go for a walk down to iga, grab a can of coke and a SMALL chocolate bar, listen to some music, try and perk up a bit - do you neets want anything down there?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.936030 del
>>936029
Large coke and chocolate bar please.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.936031 del
>>936001
I told him you were VIP


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.936032 del
>>936029
1L Connoisseur ice cream please.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.936033 del
>>936031
Very
Impressive
Poo-er


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.936034 del
>>936032
The honey and macadamia?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.936035 del
>>936032
>>936034
I will also have this please.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.936036 del
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Did any of you NEETs used to watch wrestling back in the day?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.936037 del
>>936034
Surprise me please.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.936038 del
I have downloaded that LOTR war of the rohirrim animation torrent.
I don't think I will watch it. All that girlboss crap.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.936039 del
>>936032
Vegan ice cream on special for (You)


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.936040 del
>>936038
Probably better than the Murder In A Small Town shite Motherbat has on the TV at the moment.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.936041 del
He ate all of that vegan ice cream. The whole tub. He loved it.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.936042 del
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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.936043 del
Another thunderstorm, lucky I didn't waste my time poisoning the weeds earlier.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.936044 del
>>936041
I heard he even complemented the neger.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.936045 del
I am watching Star Trek Voyager episode 3.08 Future's End Part 1


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.936046 del
>>936036
Yeah used to watch it at 10:30 on ten, felt naughty


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.936047 del
>>936045
for hannuka? Just how jewish is star trek?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.936048 del
>>936036
Funny thing about America is that a woman can actually do that in a crowd, and most of the people don't even turn to look at her, they're watching the screen.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.936049 del
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had a little afternoon nap, feeling much better, less woed


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.936050 del
>>936029
Ate half a loaf of bread today, the other half yesterday. Beans are done so I'll have those for dinner. The situation isn't good


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.936051 del
>>936050
You are beaned out.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.936052 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.936053 del
>>936015
A hive of gnomes


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.936054 del
>>936052
living their best lives


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.936055 del
>>936052
literally us


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.936056 del
>>936020
Did he give her a card too?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.936057 del
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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.936058 del
>>936020
I want to see pics of the square egg mcfuggin tomorrow


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.936059 del
>>936022
Your a cooked square egg


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.936060 del
>>936029
Roast chook mayo and bread


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.936061 del
>>936032
White choc and raspberry?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.936062 del
>>936036
Oooh yeah


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.936063 del
Flag


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.936064 del
>>935931
My favorite part is when john howard makes him suck his cock.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.936065 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.936066 del
She’s now upset because I dared criticise her boyfriend Peter Dutton and then an advert came on for Grease Police spray and I said she should get some for her head


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.936067 del
>>936066
>She’s now upset because I dared criticise her boyfriend Peter Dutton
Get her a sticker >>935931

>Grease Police spray and I said she should get some for her head
lol


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.936068 del
Apparently it is totally normal for a career policeman who then spends a few years in politics to have a half billion dollar property portfolio. No corruption behind that.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.936069 del
>>936068
The Dark Lord gets what he wants


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.936070 del
>>936066
The vodka makes you cruel


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.936071 del
>>936068
I voted for roger rogerson


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.936072 del
might have a bath


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.936073 del
>>936072
Fill the bathtub up with piss


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.936074 del
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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.936075 del
Woe mounting


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.936076 del
>>936075
Dismount and go and do something to take your mind off things.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.936077 del
2 tendie wraps for dinner
first food today


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.936078 del
muh dik


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.936079 del
>>936077
>2 tendie wraps for dinner
baby food


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.936081 del
Is Weber going to lose respect as he loses weight?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.936082 del
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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.936083 del
vodka and juice all day


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.936084 del
>>936081
>weber losing weight
😂


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.936085 del
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>>936077
You still need to eat breakfast and lunch and dinner is always an 10 course meal.
Most of the day should be spent eating.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.936086 del
>>936085
I thought that Drop Sheet for a moment.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.936087 del
>>936085
muh dik


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.936088 del
I love this dumb bitch so much.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.936089 del
>>936088
THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.936090 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.936091 del
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tonights moofie


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.936092 del
>>936089
Well bantered.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.936093 del
>>936085
>Most of the day should be spent eating.
The golden rule. But you also need to make time for other things in life, like the twice daily visit to the supermarket to get neet treats.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.936094 del
Doing my last (hopefully) shit of 2024


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.936095 del
Shit is finally done.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.936096 del
>>935896
Good job mate. Keep up the cycling and you'll keep losing more.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.936097 del
>>936095
Flushed?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.936098 del
>>936095
Only took under 2 mins


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.936099 del
>>936098
Quick poo.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.936100 del
What should I buy for new years drinks?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.936101 del
>>936096
>Keep up the cycling
I'm natty.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.936102 del
>>936100
Methanol


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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.936104 del
>>936097
he is impersonating me


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.936105 del
Mummybot brought me a West Coast Cooler - Original!


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.936106 del
>>936104
Well, did it flush?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.936107 del
Getting mercury hard cider


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.936108 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.936109 del
I’d love for detective stabler to save me from a raper or something he’s so strong and brave


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.936110 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.936111 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Je2rqy21TU [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.936112 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zwUzulwiDpI [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.936113 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YyvuKgaY4xY [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.936114 del
I’ve been on a mission to find and compile the ultimate list of the best TikToks from 2024 due to popular request. These are among my favourites.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.936115 del
>>936114
But these aren't Olive??


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.936116 del
>>936115
I'll upload those next.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.936117 del
>>936114
They're all mid. No cap.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.936118 del
This cider is too sweet


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.936119 del
These pretzels are making me thirsty.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.936120 del
I am watching Star Trek Voyager episode 3.23 Distant Origin.

I do not skip the intro. Love the theme.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ccYZTONpic [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.936121 del
>>936115
>>936117
As requested. There were a lot of good ones but these had the best appeal for me. It was close.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.936122 del
Harrumph


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.936123 del
>>936121
those were a little bit better.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.936124 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.936125 del
>>936121
That third one has a good body..


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.936126 del
>>936114
>TikToks
When are they shutting it down for being chink botnet?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.936127 del
>What does it mean when a girl texts “MMM” to me?
>It can mean two things
>She is not interested to talk with you.
>She likes you and she is shy to talk further and wants you to initiate.
Urgh


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.936128 del
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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.936129 del
>>936127
just send her a dick pic


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.936130 del
>>936126
Trust the plan
>Trump asks Supreme Court to delay TikTok ban so he can weigh in after he takes office
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-28/donald-trump-tiktok-ban-supreme-court-meeting-joe-biden/104768038


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.936131 del
Might go to bed


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.936132 del
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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.936133 del
>>936131
See you next year.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.936134 del
>>936131
Might say goodnight


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.936135 del
>>936131
No you're not, you're going to stay up with the boys.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.936136 del
>>936131
Way too soon and you have to take me to the carnival I saw on the news too.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.936137 del
>>936125
A man of culture.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.936138 del
Next year I will have friends. Or at least I'll go to some public festivity for NYE.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.936139 del
>>936138
Good luck, neet


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.936140 del
>>936138
Brush up on those dance moves NEET.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.936141 del
>>936138
Next Year isnt real


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.936142 del
>>936141
As real as Asthma?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.936143 del
Took the last West Coast Cooler - Original without asking.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.936144 del
Gonna reboot my life tomorrow. Get everything working properly.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.936145 del
New Year same me


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.936146 del
>>936144
Good luck King (👑)


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.936147 del
>>936145
👆💯


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.936148 del
I was planning to start the big success journey tomorrow but it has come upon me too soon. I do not feel ready. I think I will wait until 2026.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.936149 del
>>936148
You just got to live in the moment. Start tomorrow.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.936150 del
Low quality posts


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.936151 del
>>936148
Try anyway neet.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.936152 del
Im drinking. fuc kit


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.936153 del
>>936150
It can't be helped.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.936154 del
>>936153
We are low quality posters. It is inevitable.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.936155 del
>>936152
Wagon 2025. A nice clean slate.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.936156 del
got up again to open a bottle of passion pop


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.936157 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.936158 del
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10 years ago tonight since I last spent new year's eve with other people.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.936159 del
>>936156
Big bottle?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.936160 del
>>936158
That's Nuro bottom right.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.936161 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.936162 del
>>936160
He looks well.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.936163 del
>>936158
i think i did once back in 2003 or 2004


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.936164 del
>>936162
He is thriving. Watches movies on his dunny wall while in bed.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.936165 del
>>936164
Space Age Dunny will become the 8th Wonder of the World.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.936166 del
For the NEET who finished the tub of vegan ice-cream.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.936167 del
>>936166
I liked the ending.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.936168 del
>>936158
I normally spend it with my parents but Ive moved out


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.936169 del
Next new years eve I want to pash tiktokNEET in the nightclub toilets.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.936170 del
new years eve is a meme. drink up fellas s


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.936171 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.936172 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.936173 del
>>936164
Stanners wishes he had his own dunny, and didnt have to watch movies on the toshiba shittop, sitting on a milk crate, flicking roaches off his paper plate of slop.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.936174 del
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Gonna acquire. You neets want any goon? I'll shout you tonight, you're my only mates.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.936175 del
>>936173
>watch movies on the toshiba shittop, sitting on a milk crate, flicking roaches off his paper plate of slop.
He is living his best neet life.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.936176 del
>>936175
the best he can expect or deserves


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.936177 del
>>936174
Thanks neet, just grab me a pack of jerky please.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.936178 del
>>936173
We all make do with what we have.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.936179 del
Fireworks going off.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.936180 del
>>936174
Ended up with some vodka cruisers. Expensive. Won't drink after tonight anyway. There were some real derros out there buying grog tonight neets.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.936181 del
>>936179
too early


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.936182 del
fuck sake. Hard ciders too sweet even when topped up with water. Woed. cant buy more booze cus bottle shop closed


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.936183 del
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Might play some club music, have a little dance around my room will drinking.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.936184 del
>>936183
Sounds fun


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.936185 del
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>>936178
Nuro has stuff that common NEETs cannot dream of. Stanners doesnt even have a desire to exist. Imagine making do with your attitude to life.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.936186 del
>>936181
Finished now.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.936187 del
Happy New Year soon, fellas?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.936188 del
>>936182
J U S T


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.936189 del
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>>936185
Based and accurate. I am not even going to play any games with any bitch niggers tonight or tomorrow.

As far as i am concerned tomorrow is Wednesday. Have a very happy Wednesday NEETs.

END COMMUNICATION


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.936190 del
>>936189
Likewise. Tab closed


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.936191 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.936192 del
>>936187
Two hours and so for AEDT


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.936193 del
I will be keeping myself company on the gen until I pass out. AS USUAL.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.936194 del
Sudden tab closure.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.936195 del
At hovel
Got 2 bottles of plonk
Might try and have a NEET party... not really feeling it though


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.936196 del
>>936192
Thanks. Gonna be back by then.
If any NEETs wanna watch I could throw in a movie on Endcorner.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.936197 del
Fireworks are going off.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.936198 del
Nuro doesn't recognise 2025 because he's living in 2030


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.936199 del
Any of you neets buy and sex toys for yourself? I got a tenga fliphole and had a go of it last night.
It was okay but I ended up pulling out and just using my hand.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.936200 del
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>>936195
> have a NEET party
Don't get too wild neet.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.936201 del
>>936199
I have never bought any. I have never been interested. They seem a bit cringe to be honest.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.936202 del
>>936198
He is living in 2002, he stopped counting birthdays a long time ago.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.936203 del
I started watching Sherlock (2010) British TV Series but had to close the tab. Too many horrible brown creatures pretending they are British.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.936204 del
>>936199
Only ever used them when I needed to destress after a long day and wanted a quick wank.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.936205 del
>>936203
fortunataely many sherlock holmes movies and tv series have been made over the years


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.936206 del
>>936203
Sounded like a horror too


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.936207 del
have they made a sherlock yet where smart white sherlock is replaced by sassy neggress shelock?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.936208 del
fat, really have to lose weight next year


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.936209 del
>>936208
Have you weighed in on the scale?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.936210 del
>>936209
I'd prefer not to.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.936211 del
Large NEET clappers


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.936212 del
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ok, might stumble drunklenly around the block, have a last look at the christmas lights on the street


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.936213 del
I was 119 this morning. In 2025 I'm building a decent physique as a priority


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.936214 del
Back is in pain


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.936215 del
>>936214
Have a wank.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.936216 del
>>936213
Good luck NEET.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.936217 del
>>936212
Was it a good walk?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.936218 del
No one will be wishing me a happy new year
Not invited to anything, obviously


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.936219 del
>>936213
You can do it NEET. Get straight into it.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.936220 del
>>936210
Losing weight is math.

https://www.calculator.net/bmr-calculator.html

Use this to figure out your Basal Metabolic Rate.
Basically this is how many Calories you use per day when you do nothing but sit on your fat arse.
That means if you eat 300-500 Calories less than that each day you will lose weight each day even if you just sat on your arse and did nothing.
500 Calories less than your BMR each day and you should be down a kg in about 16 days.
Get yourself some kitchen scales, weigh you food, google how many Calories are in a given thing.
Eventually you can pretty much eyeball it and have a mental list of how many Calories are in things - just like how you have a rough idea of how much money they cost.
But for precision you just have to do the math.
Alternatively if you just fasted one day per week you'd probably be down about a kg per month.
Assuming you don't overeat on the other days.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.936221 del
>>936218
We will wish you a happy new year NEET. And you are always invited to our board. You are a loved and valued member.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.936222 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3b-20XM_09Y [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.936223 del
Watching Harry Potter 3. I never saw all these movies before.
If you had a time travel device and knew you had the means to travel back in time and see yourself - would you become paranoid that any time you see a movement in the shadows or something that is you?
Especially after you rape yourself which, of course, once you have a time travel device it's only a matter of time.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.936224 del
>>936223
They only give them to responsible people who would not rape themselves.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.936225 del
>>936138
You can still head out.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.936226 del
Which NEETs are drunk and ready for abuse


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.936227 del
Can someone explain why nuro is buying cds? When I was young all the hipsters hated cds and mp3s and only listened to vinyl, it seems like the world is upside down again.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.936228 del
>>936199
Put it on


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.936229 del
>>936226
I'm sobering up fast


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.936230 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.936231 del
>>936199
Used to have one, turned to shit with use over time


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.936232 del
Feel anxious. Like with every passing minute I have to have more fun, get more drunk, ready for some kind of peak at midnight. I can never satisfy those desires for pleasure


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.936233 del
>>936218
Happy new year


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.936234 del
I have a few irl friends, they are NEETs. I am the only wagie. I feel like an outsider


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.936235 del
I feel rotten.
Like that boat Cruisey left in his yard, carelessly.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.936236 del
>>936218
You need to throw your own neet party, and invite people to it.
>>936217
it was ok, saw some chicks running from some sort of party in the park, saw a cat, tried to take a picture but cat ran away


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.936237 del
>>936227
He likes carting around a box / book of CDs.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.936238 del
wondering what happned to cat neet now


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.936239 del
>>936232
You're a goon machine NEET. Hit the wagon tomorrow.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.936240 del
>>936235
The yacht will be launched one day.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.936241 del
might go for a drunk walk.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.936242 del
>>936227
I remember going from cds to mp3
Needed a cd burner to gst the songs off the cds.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.936243 del
>>936238
Cemen?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.936244 del
>>936183
turned on youtube, stripped down to my underwear, danced around with sophie ellis bextor on my monitor, but I couldn't keep up with her


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.936245 del
>>936236
>saw a cat, tried to take a picture but cat ran away
Meow.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.936246 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.936247 del
>>936232
Iktf every day.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.936248 del
>>936235
I got an anchor and life jackets.
And you have a tow ball.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.936249 del
What are your new year's resolutions neets, now, while you're too drunk to realise the futility of trying to change your life?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.936250 del
no DEEDs tonight.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.936251 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3LRogi2NgDI [Embed]

Might dance to this


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.936252 del
>>936249
Going to build a model boat


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.936253 del
>>936249
Have been working on clubbells for about four months.
I want to still be doing it in a year and up to at least 12kg.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.936254 del
>>936249
Going to record my next song on guitar. Have 3 recorded already


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.936255 del
so so lonely


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.936256 del
>>936249
Might drive the slavs out of eastern europe. They've had long enough there.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.936257 del
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All right fellas. In 12-13 minutes I'm gonna watch SP and the Escape from LA. If you wish to join, you can.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.936258 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.936259 del
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I am off to bed NEETs. I can't make it until midnight. Too tired.
Good night.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.936260 del
>>936259
Night fella.


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>>936257
Give snake my regards, but I need to get some sleep.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.936262 del
>>936259
good night neet, it's silly to stay up if you're on your own. And happy new year.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.936263 del
>>936249
stop being fat
stop being algoholic


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.936264 del
did the japs have to pay kurt russell for using him in metal gear?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.936265 del
>>936259
Sleep tight.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.936266 del
>>936261
Al right.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.936267 del
>The surname Pliskin is a Jewish locational name that originated in the villages of Pliski in Belarus or Pliszki in Poland. It is a habitational name, meaning a person from those villages

Holy shit snacks. Snake's jewish!


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.936268 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.936269 del
>>936257
thoughtful as always shiban


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.936270 del
woe 😪


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.936271 del
nighty night neets, we're all gonna get our shit together next year, you'll see. And happy new year.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.936272 del
>>936271
Sleep tight NEET.


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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.936274 del
>>936273
Good Pepes


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.936275 del
garn buy steel division 2


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.936277 del
>>936276
I found Wally!


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.936278 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:57 [Preview] No.936279 del
the live comments on the ABC live stream making me emotional


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.936280 del
>>936279
I have the ABC TV muted until all the music's stops. If the pozz continues during the fireworks it will remain muted and I will watch a stream on TikTok of the fireworks.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.936281 del
I think there is still one train left tonight I could get hit by


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.936282 del
Complete failure to launch


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.936283 del
Imagine all those people partying. All those midnight kisses. All those cheers and celebrations, from bars to backyards to nightclubs and those camping in the bush.
Not a text for me. Just the passing of time infront of a computer screen. Many such cases.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.936284 del
>>936283
Happy New Year


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.936285 del
Thinking about that text I received Boxing Day 2023
>[…]
>Hope you're doing well, and hopefully soon you will find a lucky lady for yourself.
>[…]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.936286 del
Back to the grind; being racist on the internet


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.936287 del
>>936281
iktfn
>>936283
I would hate to do any of the partying but I wish I had a gf. Too late now I guess.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.936288 del
>>936286
Get on the Grindr instead.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.936289 del
Haven't drank alcohol this year yet


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.936290 del
Just drank alcohol for the first time this year


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.936291 del
It always disappoints me just how wrong the clocks and watches are in the bad homes nearby when they set their fireworks off at 11.53


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.936292 del
>>936291
Many such cases


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.936293 del
While year without alcohol.
Debatable whether it was worth it or not


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:39 [Preview] No.936294 del
I felt suicidal but now I just feel drunk.
Thanks BWS.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.936295 del
>>936293
You would have saved quite a few dollars and your liver would have repaired itself.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.936296 del
>>936295
Alcoholism is actually cheaper than going anywhere, doing anything, or buying anything else.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.936297 del
Fuck those fireworks are loud/.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.936298 del
Going to take a piss and listen to Afroman in the kitchen.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.936299 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4lcb5ePJ4yE [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.936300 del
Eating BEANS


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.936301 del
Thanks fellas, to hopping in for the movie.
Soon you all are in 2025! May it treat you better than 2024!


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.936302 del
>>936300
Gonna eat lentils tomorrow.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.936303 del
Eating lentils on Jan 1 brings wealth.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.936304 del
>>936303
I've drunk 1.5L of stout. What does that bring?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.936305 del
Some of the other boards have cute images but I generally don't understand wtf the context is lol.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.936306 del
>>936304
Cirrhosis. Well not that 1.5L, but the path you take.

>>936305
I guess lurk more?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.936308 del
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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.936309 del
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Good morning NEETs. Happy new year.
Gosh some of you were a bit GRIM last night. You need to stop taking yourselves so seriously.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.936310 del
I stink like shit but my family is blocking the bathroom so i cant shower


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 19:28 [Preview] No.936311 del
>>936310
Humiliation status?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.936312 del
>>936307
>>936308
Noice.

>>936309
Good morning, fella, Happy New Year.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.936313 del
Harrumph


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.936314 del
>>936313
What has happened?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 19:52 [Preview] No.936315 del
>>936314
Woke up still alive


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.936316 del
>>936307
>>936308
Handsome fellas.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.936317 del
>>936312
>>936309
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.936318 del
>>936317
Good morning,


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.936319 del
good morning and happy new year neets!


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.936320 del
Might extend 2024 for one more day, just can't let go.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:11 [Preview] No.936321 del
Good Morning NEETs

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kg8Eb03TSqQ [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:12 [Preview] No.936322 del
Morning NEETs


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.936323 del
>>936319
Good morning. Happy new year to you too NEET.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.936324 del
Is kfc open?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:13 [Preview] No.936325 del
>>936321
>>936322
Good morning.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.936326 del
>>936315
Have a more positive attitude for 2025 please. You have the power to change how you view yourself and your life.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.936327 del
>>936324
You are setting the right priorities for 2025.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.936328 del
>>936324
The fast food is OUT for 2025. We're all getting healthy.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.936329 del
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>>936324
im pekish we can line up together


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.936330 del
>>936328
Exactly. Which is why several neets of us neets are staying in 2024, until we're ready to move into 2025 and give up fast food. It's like being held back a grade except you get to eat kfc every day.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.936331 del
>>936329
>im pekish
We don't allow Indians on this board Pekish.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.936332 del
>>936330
>you get to eat kfc every day
In 2025 you will realise that eating KFC every day is more like a punishment than a pleasure.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.936333 del
>>936227
A lot of original cd's sound better.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.936334 del
>>936332
I will have no such realisation, I'm staying in 2024. Moisturized. Happy. In my year.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.936335 del
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Did you accomplish anything in 2024 neets? Anything at all?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.936336 del
For neets who went to bed too early last night, have some fireworks: https://youtube.com/watch?v=d8fQeYHNdBo [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.936337 del
>>936335
>2024
That's in the past now, I'm not going to dwell on it. We are looking forward now.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.936338 del


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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.936340 del
>>936326
Might pay Nuro to shoot me with a Welrod


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.936341 del
>>936335
I kinda caught up with music and events from 2004. Ready to face 2005 now.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.936342 del
>>936340
10k buy in


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.936343 del
>>936331
Feel a little pekish after Dolands tbqh


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.936344 del
>>936324
Depends on where you are.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.936345 del
You better not kill the groove


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.936346 del
>>936328
I've already had a wank and a coffee. I've sullied 2025 already.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:52 [Preview] No.936347 del
>>936336
I stayed up with Shiban watching Kurt Russel.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.936348 del
>>936345
I am not going anywhere near Grove Street in 2025.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.936349 del
>>936346
2026 will be your year NEET.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.936350 del
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>Boeing’s 737 Max Software Outsourced to $9-an-Hour Engineers
>>Engineers feared the practice meant code wasn’t done right
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-28/boeing-s-737-max-software-outsourced-to-9-an-hour-engineers


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.936351 del
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HAPPY NEW YEAR NEETs


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.936353 del
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>>936350
Diversity is our strength neets.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.936354 del
>>936351
happy new year


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.936355 del
>>936335
I read multiple books which i remember nothing of


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.936356 del
First shit of the year and it’s explosive diarrhoea


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.936357 del
>>936356
I couldn't even hit the bowl


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.936358 del
How long before the wagon pulls in for a pit stop?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.936359 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.936360 del
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NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.936361 del
>>936360
dunny rave


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.936362 del
>>936355
I just google book summaries. It saves a lot of time.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.936363 del
Watching no good neet hippies living in the woods in california: https://youtube.com/watch?v=wE5qVpw7ktI [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.936364 del
>>936361
I bet nuro scored with a slampig last night while the rest of you were crying about gf2024.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.936365 del
>>936358
I'm thinking about it already. You cant really start on a holiday.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.936366 del
Cummed again.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.936367 del
Will start the diet wagon tomorrow, today I'm gonna get some boston bun for breakfast. Would you neets like anything?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.936368 del
>>936364
Ofcourse i got sum incel bitchboi


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:26 [Preview] No.936369 del
>>936367
Nothing will be open.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.936370 del
>>936365
>You cant really start on a holiday.
Exactly. I wanted to change in 2025, but you can't do it when the year starts on a holiday. Will try again in 2026, maybe that year won't start with a holiday, haven't checked my calendar.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.936371 del
I'm coming up so you better get this party started


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.936372 del
>>936368
pics or it didn't happen


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.936373 del
>>936369
Supermarkets are open where I live, I think.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:31 [Preview] No.936374 del
making roast turkey and ham and duck fat tadoes and easy bake bread for lunch
basically the christmas lunch we should have had if sisterbot hadn't insisted on ruining things


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.936375 del
>>936374
You are taking charge of your destiny neet. Next step is to assert your authority over sisterbot so she can never ruin things again. You need to step up and act as the family partriarch, the godfather.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.936376 del
>>936374
>sisterbot
What did that fart blaster serve and how did she like her text messages from 'bat?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:35 [Preview] No.936377 del
Big juicy choof would be a good start


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.936378 del
>>936368
You did not.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.936379 del
>>936376
she did turkey and ham and mccain potato squares and some other shit, but she put it all out on a bench and then let the children fuck about serving themselves so everything was cold


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.936380 del
>>936351
Happy New Wednesday, Nuro.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:47 [Preview] No.936381 del
Where's the square mcfuggin?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:47 [Preview] No.936382 del
>>936380
He's running on vegas time, it's still 1999 there.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.936383 del
>>936381
after all the carry on getting the stuff, she wont end up using it
a story as old as time


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.936384 del
>>936363
where do they shit?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.936385 del
>>936383
she is an old femoid.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.936386 del
The fat lazy fuck hasn’t even done word of the week.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.936387 del
this moofie is really good. The cream in my coffee is really good. might get into it a bit after I finish the coffee not the moofie


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.936388 del
>>936383
Chuck her museli back at her and tell her you need it in a square


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.936389 del
>>936379
>then let the children fuck about serving themselves
Bat should have been served first.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.936390 del
Syrian central bank just appointed a woman.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:07 [Preview] No.936391 del
Who are (you) to question Your Lord ?

I only speak Truth, i am The Truth


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.936392 del
How do you even know when shops are open?


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:11 [Preview] No.936393 del
>>936392
The NEETs tell me.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:11 [Preview] No.936394 del
>>936392
Google --> <store> <location> opening hours --> check their website for special opening hours NYE


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.936395 del
>>936394
Smart.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.936396 del
Its got Col. Kurtz in it. (You) wouldnt get it. Watching HP XX has made you retarded.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.936397 del
>>936394
They are not reliable.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.936398 del
>>936394
What a time to be alive.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.936399 del
>>936397
Colesworth, Bunnings and Dan all do it well enough for years. Smaller shops no. Also don't rely on the Google crap that is returned during the search.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.936400 del
>>936396
Brando was a spar enthisiast too.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.936401 del
>>936396
>Watching HP XX has made you retarded.
HE IS NOT A MONSTER!


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.936402 del
>>936399
That's why I ask you.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:18 [Preview] No.936403 del
Might have a wank to a one eyed Jack soon.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.936404 del
Vile gas


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>>936380
that was actually not me that was sir stanners stinksalot

i only made 3 post before that broke ass bitch boi stole my flag


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.936407 del


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.936408 del
John Hiatt is what Nick Cave wishes he was.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.936409 del
>>936407
He gets his dick washed by a thai princess


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.936410 del
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>>936406
Happy New Wednesday, Nuro.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.936411 del
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>>936410
Happy New Wednesday champ


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:41 [Preview] No.936412 del
Shit myself

Workshop reeks


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:41 [Preview] No.936413 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UnJbKjgZorY [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.936414 del
>>936411
Great Pepe. This is how I feel today.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 22:58 [Preview] No.936415 del
>two minutes to midnight
>song is 6 minutes long...
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc [Embed]


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.936416 del
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>>936415
just drop it, goulash. No one here believes in your bullshit calendar.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:02 [Preview] No.936417 del
>>936416
Wrong tone.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.936418 del
I already wished Happy New Year for you fellas.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.936419 del
>>936418
You did. Thank you. That NEET is just rude.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:22 [Preview] No.936420 del
A new year. Had a choof and a goon and a wank to ruin any expectations. Haven't had a shit this year. Or a feed.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.936421 del
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>>936420
You are living life the way it's meant to be. All the little neeties want to be you.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:26 [Preview] No.936422 del
>>936420
>a goon
Too early.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.936423 del
>>936421
>This gif again
NEET please we have talked about this.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:28 [Preview] No.936424 del
>>936423
And we agreed that you are going to learn to lick it.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.936425 del
>>936423
I will agree to stop posting that gif as soon as the neets agree to stop gooning all day.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.936426 del
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Me hoping Stanners gets WFTD this year...


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:40 [Preview] No.936427 del
>>936426
Hasn't he been here for 5 years and avoided it? Ausneets has existed in one form or another for roughly a decade, anyone who has managed to avoid getting a job in that time deserves our admiration.


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:46 [Preview] No.936428 del
Had a no-doz, didn't give me any energy, but made me poop


NEET 12/31/2024 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.936429 del
>>936427
>admire IGA
Literally no one.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.936430 del
Stream D retard, never doing it


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:07 [Preview] No.936431 del
It's 2025 and you're still low IQ cucks


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.936432 del
>>936431
If you're so smart why are you still posting here?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.936433 del
Severely woed


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.936434 del
>>936432
conducting research into ret4rds


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.936435 del
>>936433
You can make it neet, only 364 more days to go after this one until 2026.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.936436 del
>>936432
Id explain it, but you won't understand.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.936437 del
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>>936430
>i am disabled


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.936438 del
crackers and cheese (rubicon and cheddar) for morning snack


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.936439 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.936441 del
>>936430
It is time to get on the DSP.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.936442 del
What's it feel like being subjects of the Pedo King Charles on your shit island?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.936443 del
I remember a time on this board when it was ok to be disabled. When neets were proud to be labelled retards.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:43 [Preview] No.936444 del
>>936442
You are still salty about the Malvinas. Many such cases.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:46 [Preview] No.936445 del
>>936442
It used to be the nicest country in the world but then we started letting in shit tier foreigners and they ruined everything. How's milei treating you?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.936446 del
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>>936443
>ok to be disabled
maybe for (You)


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.936447 del
>>936444
Yes, please attempt to insult me based on my VPN flag, lol...


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.936448 del
>>936447
Day of the rake when?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:58 [Preview] No.936449 del
>>936437
... and your not ?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.936450 del
Pulling the turkey and ham in 15 minutes. If the taters need crisping up I’ll throw them in the air fryer for a bit.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.936451 del
>>936450
I look forward to the photos of the spread.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.936452 del
>>936449
No
Australian's are retarded by default as subjects of the pedo king.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:01 [Preview] No.936453 del
>>936449
seething


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.936454 del
>>936443
Some NEETs are more disabled than others.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.936455 del
Argentine neet has devestated us with his apocalyptic bantz, we're gonna have to abandon the board neets. Stand by to transfer to the ausneets lifeboat board.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.936456 del
>>936450
Dont pull the turkey too hard.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.936457 del
>>936455
VPN Neet has defeated you, once again...


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:20 [Preview] No.936458 del
>>936453
coping


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.936459 del
Can't believe the price of avocados. Truly something to seethe over.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.936460 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.936461 del
>>936459
>avocados
They taste like clean dick.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.936462 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.936463 del
Think I done goofed my entire life neets.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.936464 del
>>936463
Life used or life pending


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.936465 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.936466 del
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Looks like Rutracker dropped the ball on ISO standards. Now you cant get them anywhere. Hoard dox


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.936467 del
Lunch turned out good IIDSSM


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.936468 del


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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.936471 del
First feed of the year is a large mccripsy meal with coffee frappe


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.936472 del
>>936471
We set you a place at the table.


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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.936474 del
>>936469
PARISTON WINS!


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.936475 del
>>936474
Don’t be a cunt today please


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.936476 del
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>>936471
breakfast of champions!


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.936477 del
I was taking photos of people on the bus and they got angry at me again.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.936478 del
>>936477
Of people, or of their underwear?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.936479 del
>>936478
I pointed the camera up this woman's skirt and she asked me what the fuck i was doing and I told I her when I got home I would masturbate to the photos and she didn't like that at all.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.936480 del
>>936479
She expected you to masturbate in front of her, women are so needy that way, like you didn't have better things to do.


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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.936482 del
WEBBER IS CURSED


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.936483 del
I hope Davo has a good 2025. He is a good lad. Hopefully Debiscuits wakes up to herself.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:16 [Preview] No.936484 del
>>936480
I only masturbate on the train since the driver can't pull over and kick you off.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.936485 del
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Might join the church of the ascended masters.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:27 [Preview] No.936486 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.936487 del
Cruisey and Possum are going to pick me up later and we’re going to drive along the esplanade from
Outer Harbour to Port Noarlunga, stopping occasionally for an ice cold beverage and to wink at cute girls.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.936488 del
Can here some sort of animal in the roof.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.936489 del
>>936488
Where’s my Welrod.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.936490 del
reportedly Garlock the Destroyer has hit 500 pounds....


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.936491 del
>>936487
get some creepshots please


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:34 [Preview] No.936492 del
>>936487
Lucky bugger.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.936493 del
I am going to pour the alcohol down the sink

Time for dry January


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.936494 del
>>936493
With the pipe rerouted to your kidneys


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.936495 del
cruisey do you know any good youtube videos on shamanism?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.936496 del
>>936490
Almost as vomit inducing than olive


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.936497 del
I would stuff olive with my anchovies


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:51 [Preview] No.936498 del
>>936497
She is mine, you rude NEET.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.936499 del
>>936496
Am going to murder you


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.936500 del
>>936493
Good work NEET.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:54 [Preview] No.936501 del
>>936498
you can eat my cream cheese out of olive's pit afterwards


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.936502 del
>>936487
All those tight gmy bunnies around brighton.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.936503 del
>>936495
No. Theyre all about drugs.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.936504 del
>>936499
I'd like to see (you) try


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.936505 del
Poured 2 cans down the sink
2 in my freexer


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.936506 del
>>936505
Good step forward NEET.


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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.936509 del
Real?
>TRANSHUMAN GENOCIDE - the ENEMY at the GATE (BLACK and WHITE VERSION): the ULTIM
https://www.amazon.com.au/TRANSHUMAN-GENOCIDE-SHIELDING-ARTIFICIAL-INTELLIGENCE/dp/B0CVDQ5LTK


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.936510 del
>>936506
Thanks


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.936511 del
Had some raspberry vodka and some sea salt chips and some biscuits.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.936512 del
Just need to do stuff. Thinking is for the fool. Real men act.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.936513 del
>>936507
I believe all of this.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.936514 del
>>936508
as long as it's only once a year


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.936515 del
screamed at a wall


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.936516 del
over-ate, will try the diet wagon nexxt year


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.936517 del
>>936515
Singing a song?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.936518 del
>>936511
How's the spread?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.936519 del
>>936515
I caressed a coffee table


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.936520 del
>>936518
Good. On the whigsy choggies again now.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.936521 del
Illegal to sell the choggies to under 21s according to the box


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.936522 del
Done nothing all year


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.936523 del
>>936515
Did it learn its place?


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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.936525 del
Need to get my shit together. This year will be the one I look back on and think wow. Just wow.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.936526 del
>>936520
How many are left?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.936527 del


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.936528 del
>>936525
>Just wow.
What were your thoughts on 2024?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.936529 del
>>936527
Bs careful of the one under the floor could be 0/10 next.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.936530 del
>>936529
He’s a shifty one. Particularly quiet when we’re cleaning up. Obviously doesn’t want to help.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.936531 del
Almost had another rectal catastrophe but found a blessed hungry jacks on the side of the highway
Listening to Hindi TikToks coming from the other cubicles
Praise God, really didn’t wanna start the year by shitting myself in the drivers seat


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.936532 del
Imagine not starting the year by singing a romantic duet with your favourite wall. It's like you neets don't even know how to live life.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.936533 del
>>936532
👆💯


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.936534 del
>>936531
hodl
Where you headed to NEET?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.936535 del
>>936531
I just pull over and shit in spare tyre compartment in the boot of the car, you can wave to people as they drive past.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.936536 del
>>936532
I like those slutty granny walls with scuff marks and old drill holes.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.936537 del
>>936536
>You call this renovated, Bill?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.936538 del
>>936486
You're not allowed to post her even though she is 18. Numpty claimed she was 14 and naturally Beau believed her and deletes the posts on his request.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.936539 del
>>936538
Oh. Halfchan /pol/ said she was ‘our girl’. Sorry.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.936540 del
Get that shrimp out of the freexer Tiffo. I've got some real good dressing and that salad needs to get tossed.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.936541 del


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.936542 del
>>936531
Rakesh is telling you something.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.936543 del
>>936531
It would have made an excellent story to start the new year.


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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.936545 del
>>936543
I have a feeling monk won't let us down when it comes to letting us down.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.936546 del
>>936542
Is he related to Pekish?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.936547 del
>>936546
They were in the right shop.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.936550 del
>>936544
It is not.


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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.936552 del
>>936549
Will this be your 15th year day drinking ?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.936553 del
If you only knew how well pickled the neet really was.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.936554 del
>>935758
Youßre a fucking idiot and a Jew... when you have to wait in line, it is legal under United States Trade Law to execute the cashier.

Study some fucking law and get out of your mother's basement you insufferable unconscionable deplorent.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.936555 del
>>935776
Eh... no... he would have had the Gooks sign a Tripartite pact and attacked the cashier lady without notice at 19:41.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.936556 del
>>935791
I neet this stuff... get it?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.936557 del
>>935833
I'm torn here... I think goats are higher in the order of development than women...(it goes: Feds, women, goats) but women have vaginas... so, I gotta say that while it's hot that she's a psycho, she killed a goat.

The verdict: I would allow her to fuck me, but she has to stay in jail.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.936558 del
>"Elon Musk changes his name to Kekius Maximus"
>https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy53vz1qpx1o
I did not anticipate this.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.936559 del
>>935951
sheeeeit... what do I do with the year-supply of raw meat I just bought?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.936560 del
>>935952
careless alpha male unfinished-maxxer. You go, King.


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>>936559
Cook it up.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.936562 del
>>936558
He's going to be in Gladiator 3


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:24 [Preview] No.936563 del
>>936558
You gotta trust the plan.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.936564 del
Finished the turkey. Not much ham left.


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>>936539
She very much is our girl although there are claims made without evidence on >>>/agatha2/108973 that she is fucking a tranny.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.936566 del
>>936564
Did the tatters live up to expectations?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.936567 del
>>936564
Where are the photos?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.936568 del
>>936565
I knew it!
That's a man!


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.936569 del
>>936568
Fucking a tranny, not a fucking tranny.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.936570 del
>>936569
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:30 [Preview] No.936571 del
Going to have some spaghetti bolognese but using potatoes instead of spaghetti.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.936573 del
>>936566
Nah they were pretty ordinary. We make better ones from scratch.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.936574 del
>>936572
She used to look okay. Many year ago now.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.936575 del
>Elon Musk admits to taking controversial weight loss drug previously opposed by RFK Jr.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/musk-admits-taking-controversial-weight-loss-drug-previously-opposed-rfk-jr


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.936576 del
>>936571
that sounds pretty based, let us know how it turns out


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.936577 del
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>>936575
It's ok, he consulted nuro on his drug use first.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.936578 del
Mini Christmas pudding and brandy custard


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.936579 del
>>936570
Still a slight stigma.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.936580 del
>>936578
Does Motherbat make a Christmas pudding each year?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.936581 del
>>936580
Not since we were kids.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.936582 del
>>936577
Has Nuro been slimming down too?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.936583 del
>>936553
I just realised its still day time.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.936584 del
>>936571
Cottage pie slop


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.936585 del
Sounds yum


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.936586 del
>>936578
Is the pud warm?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.936587 del
>>936586
It was


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Leaping into 2025.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.936589 del
Already had a big wank this year


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.936590 del
>>936587
She's a good woman


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.936591 del
>>936588
You are doing well NEET.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.936592 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=13mrUsiIsdw [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.936593 del
Day 1 no alcohol almost over.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.936594 del
>>936593
Well done NEET.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.936595 del
>>936593
Year of suffering.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.936596 del
>>936594
Thanks. I will update every day, was never a daily drinker (more of a binge drinker on occasion) so Im confident I can make it through January


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.936597 del
Have not had a wank today. Not sure if I want to do nofap or not. I am not sure there is any real benefit to it.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.936598 del
>>936597
Ive tried it, felt a bit more mental clarity but nothing life changing, I need to stop masturbating as much as I do though


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.936599 del
>>936593
I've had 6 standards and 8? choofs and am near sober. I dont know how I'll straighten up. I think I need a new drug to preoccupy me while weening off.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.936600 del
>>936598
>Ive tried it
How many days did you make it?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:03 [Preview] No.936601 del
>>936599
I had around 4 drinks last night. Didnt feel much other than a fuzzy feeling despite me not drinking often. Must be the white genes.
Im going to pursue medical marijuana as I have autism so I can exaggerate to get it
>>936600
My record was 15 days


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.936602 del
My friend just messaged me.
It’s now currently new years in Montana.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.936603 del
>>936602
Bet Olive left the hubby at home tonight.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.936604 del
You drink too and weren't you gonna wage more so you can buy more drugs ?

projection


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.936605 del
>>936582
No I have not been riding my bike the past few weeks. Weather has been shit and did not feel like driving to Noosa this weeek because of Normies and coppers. Might do a KFC run soon maybe.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.936606 del
>>936598
>I need to stop masturbating as much as I do though
How many times a day on average?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.936607 del
>>936606
Once, but I go for a couple of hours


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.936608 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EoMFiqcBBcE [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.936609 del
Cup of the tea


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:25 [Preview] No.936610 del
>>936607
You are an industrious wanker.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.936611 del
19 boongs arrested for a fight on a single bus in BEST A overnight


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.936612 del
Not enough room in the city watchhouse to hold them lol


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:33 [Preview] No.936613 del
>>936612
Like a game of Tetris


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.936614 del
>>936611
The Vengabus.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.936615 del
When you finish the special edition of Tetris, Wizzy tells you a secret message.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.936616 del
Broke my last glass. Didn't even drop it, it was just in the sink and fell over sideways.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.936618 del
Had a good day in the bush. I went to the beach and cut some more trail, i duno where, just deeper. I got two of the biggest spars I ever got and even scared the bee jeezus out of some normie tourists who pulled up on me as I was skidding a spar to my extraction point with a snig attached to my LBE. They peeled out at a high rate and I could see them pulling in to where my faclon was and I ran at them so they fucked off and did a u turn up the road and went back the way they came. Beans, chippos, veggies and some IGA spring rolls for tea. just finishing the marlon brando moofie, gosh its good. I'd have taken pics of the beach but none of (You) deserve it.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.936619 del
Got dropped by an RBT… not having a great day


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.936620 del
>>936619
what was your score?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.936622 del
>>936618
>but none of (You) deserve it.
Why?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:57 [Preview] No.936623 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hy3EMwu8vz8 [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.936624 del
>>936619
Court date arc?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.936625 del
We need to get whatever this movie is on Womboflix.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.936626 del
>>936618
How many more tubs of that vegan ice cream have you been back for?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.936627 del
>>936619
For real?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:05 [Preview] No.936629 del
>>936618
Sounds like a good day out.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.936630 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NpSR0oI5zy8 [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.936631 del
>>936626
Good question.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.936632 del
Just wrapped up my woolies ham ($30) in a plastic bag and put it in the bin, only cut it a week ago and it has a terrible smell to it already, only used about a third of it, was tempted to try one from coles when I put an order in earlier but I'm kinda a bit over hams at the moment. Very disappointing.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.936633 del
>>936632
Did you store it in a ham bag?
You should have returned it for a refund.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.936634 del
>>936632
You're supposed to store them in a vinegar-soaked cotton bag.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.936635 del
I'm considering go in to see Nosferatu by myself.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.936636 del


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.936637 del
You're supposed to store it in your belly.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.936638 del
>>936635
take me and buy me a choc top and a gigantic coke


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.936639 del
silly old moo complaining cool zone is cold


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.936640 del
>>936639
Its not hot today


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.936641 del
>>936633
>>936634
Yeah it was in a ham bag with vinegar like I do every year, might just stick to the crappy packet stuff from now on.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.936642 del
>>936636
Good Pepe.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.936643 del
>>936639
Give her a jacket.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.936644 del
>>936639
The temperature should be set to suit her preferences, not yours. She is a guest and a grand lady of advanced years. Do it with good grace please.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.936645 del
>>936618
just how many bean eating neets are running around with edged weapons?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.936646 del


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.936647 del


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.936648 del
>>936638
I will bloody not. Not after what you did to me last time when you were holding the popcorn.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.936649 del
>>936582
He must be up to about 120kg at least. Each photo he just looks worse and worse.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.936650 del
>>936649
Remember how he mogged you with a photo of himself looking FIT and BASED the last time you started this line of gaslighting?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.936651 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.936652 del
>>936650
I remember the photo and he was fat even in that.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.936653 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.936654 del


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.936655 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.936656 del
>>936655
A classic.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.936657 del


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.936658 del
>>936655
Ive already seen that


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.936659 del
Dont want to work. DOnt want to FUCKJING work. Im going to work part time eventually


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.936660 del
>>936659
>FUCKJING work
This name will inspire the Pepper Grinder establishment Cruisey will help design for us in the Commune. A place for relaxation and revitalisation


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.936661 del
>>936655
Just pull it out.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.936662 del
>>936661
They'll need a long and strong plank for that


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.936663 del
Night.

It was removed from Nigel shortly after the video


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.936664 del
>>936616
Get plastic cups.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.936665 del
>>936618
Good story.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.936666 del
>>936490
If she was 100 pounds she'd still be hideous.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.936667 del
Im going to try making money with old school runescape


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.936668 del
>>936663
Good night Pidge. xx
I hope this is the year Nigel is rescued from that horrible woman.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.936669 del
>>936469
Added to my Austria collection.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.936670 del
>>936667
How does one do that? Are you going to become a twitch streamer?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.936671 del
>>936670
You sell in game currency for real money. If you are careful about it you wont get caught


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.936672 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.936673 del
>>936671
Can you make a lot of money?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.936674 del
>>936666
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.936675 del
>>936659
You just need to work on your dsp application.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.936676 del
>>936673
Probably not but beats working

>>936675
Im not disabled enough for that


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.936677 del
niggers are not here. they are in niger


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.936678 del
>>936665
Normies fear to be swallowed up by the bush beside the highway they drive on. You can imagine how intimidated they would be by a giant Aryan with a backpack chainsaw coming out of it towards them with a tree trunk in his hands.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.936679 del
>>936674
Heh, did not notice.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.936680 del
>>936676
>Im not disabled enough for that
With today's mental illnesses, anyone can get on the DSP if they put in the effort to get diagnosed.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.936681 del
webbers are not here. They are in weber


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.936682 del
>>936680
I actually have autism, I could exaggerate it, I would need to reduce my work hours, which I want to do anyway


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.936683 del
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Standard drinks 2023: 2,183
Standard drinks 2024: 4,646


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.936684 del
>>936683
Based.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.936685 del
>>936683
Your powers are increasing exponentially, like a self improving AI punching through reality into the singularity.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.936686 del
Im not leaving my house this weekend. Dont want to deal with normies


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.936687 del
>>936686
what's on this weekend?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.936688 del
>>936686
Exactly what i did on a smaller scale.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.936689 del
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Shiban will defend this...


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.936690 del
>>936687
Hopefully I get my guitar song recorded


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.936691 del
>>936690
big solo?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.936692 del
Wish I still had enough energy to feel disgust with my past self for having wasted so many opportunities.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.936693 del
>>936691
Decent enough

>>936692
Its not too late to start, and it isnt always your fault. No one asked to be born


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.936694 del
>>936683
woe, time to get back to 2023 levels.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.936695 del
>>936689
Definitely not.
But I'm laughing at it. I assume it's along one bus route. Someone saw through the benches to get some firewood.
Language is perhaps from the Baltics. First I thought Romanian, but there are stuff which aren't typical to Romanian.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.936696 del
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How did the first day of 2025 go neets? Any successes at all?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.936697 del
>>936696
Had a good wank


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.936698 del
wish the fuckers in my youtube subscribers would make some more videos


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.936699 del
>>936696
I watched that other neet have a wank so it was a good start to the year.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.936700 del
>>936695
Nothing wrong with free firewood.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.936701 del
>>936700
>firewood
life is hard neet, probably used the wood for something important


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.936702 del
>>936699
i hope it's the start of a beuatiful friendship


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.936703 del
>>936696
Completed none of my objectives. Did clean out the fridge tho.
Admittedly I was a bit hungover so my real life starts tomorrow


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.936704 del
beans again


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.936705 del


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.936706 del
Castor and Pollux are near Mars in the NE.
New years promise for a week is to only choof after dark and skip one day. Starting from tomorrow.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.936707 del
>>936706
Face Off


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.936708 del
>>936707
Just remembered the thing I forgot with the guy and the place and an email that I never replied to.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.936709 del
schponglated


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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.936711 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.936712 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.936713 del
>>936712
Don’t pull faces at my gf you arsehole!!
Also 2025 is 0.27% over already.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.936714 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QMvwmvh47F0 [Embed]


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.936715 del
Maybe Cruisey won’t disappoint me as much this year. Maybe. A boy can dream.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.936716 del
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NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 15:53 [Preview] No.936717 del
Real NOOT hours


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.936718 del
Cruisey’s bum 🤣


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.936719 del
>>936683
A concerning escalation.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.936720 del
>>936706
>Starting from tomorrow.
Sounds doable NEET. Good luck.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.936721 del
>>936709
That is not the correct format for word of the week.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.936722 del
I had difficulty sleeping. Frequent waking. Out of control racing thoughts.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.936723 del
>>936683
Big sips.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.936724 del
I am going back to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.936725 del
>>936486
>>936538
>>936539
>>936565

She (Marissa) just turned 17 this past September. She lives in Melbourne. Attends Whittlesea Secondary Collage (11th grade)

(Multiple source verification)


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.936726 del
>>936725
So the nonce claiming he wasn't a nonce was one ?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.936727 del
morning neets


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 19:28 [Preview] No.936728 del
Sharted 😅


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.936729 del
Important announcement - 2024 neet will now be joining everyone else in 2025. I'm getting on the diet wagon and riding it into February.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.936730 del
>>936729
Good luck NEET.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.936731 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 20:00 [Preview] No.936732 del
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>>936727
>>936731

Good Morning NEETs


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.936733 del
>>936732
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.936734 del
>>936727
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.936735 del
Wanna party with Kekius Maximus


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.936736 del
>>936732
>https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/police-investigating-vehicle-explosion-trump-hotel-las-vegas/story?id=117252987
Police treating vehicle explosion at Trump Las Vegas hotel as possible act of terror: Official


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.936737 del
>>936735
That fag Musk has been staying with Trump since Super Mario shot that CEO. Coward is relying on the Secret Service to protect him.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.936738 del
went for a 1.5 hour walk


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.936739 del
>>936738
Well waddled neet, I myself will be waddling as soon as I've had breakfast.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.936740 del
found a debit card while walking
will drop it in to the local branch later


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.936741 del
>>936740
Good NEET.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.936742 del
>>936738
Fantastic work NEET.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:03 [Preview] No.936743 del
Milking my ear duct.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.936744 del
Sounded like a frog vomitting custard.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.936745 del
Shut ya hole


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.936746 del
>>936743
Method ?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:13 [Preview] No.936747 del
Stealin my cunt


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.936748 del
>>936740
shouldnt pick up stuff like that. Its making you guilty of some potential misdeed.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.936749 del
>>936748
I would have given the card to some abos


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:24 [Preview] No.936752 del
>>936743
Big output?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.936754 del
>>936740
Keep it


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.936755 del
watching Craig McLauchlan before he got metoo'd.
Based. Actual acting in an otherwise insipid war flick.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.936756 del
How many tabs do you NEETs have open? Lately I've been trying to cut down how many I have open so I'm less distracted


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.936757 del
>>936756
7. I close all windows a couple of times a day.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.936758 del
I'm too weak. Sobriety starts after this morning goon.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.936759 del
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Man this moofie is pure poo poo and CMcL carries the whole fuggen thing.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.936760 del
>>936759
Is the love interest attractive?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.936762 del
>>936758
Onya lad!


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:44 [Preview] No.936763 del
>>936760
Given that NEET standards for foid attractiveness run to aging e whores being sluts in fantasy costumes, no. But objectively yes. I need to get a new ball inflator needle because I broke the only one I had this morning when I was trying to fix my soccer ball that I use in my exercises. ten minutes fucking around and had to get the other pump out of the falcon that I use for the air bags. FML


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:45 [Preview] No.936764 del
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GET TO THE CHOPPAH NEETS! RUN FOR IT!


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:52 [Preview] No.936768 del
>>936762
Might give up on all festive holidays except St Patrick's day.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.936769 del
>>936764
Too early faggot


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:55 [Preview] No.936770 del
>>936769
Can you go one day without verbally abusing somebody on here?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:55 [Preview] No.936771 del
There's a chemtrail in the sky.


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 21:59 [Preview] No.936773 del
Verbal text
that means it's in your head
or youre ai


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.936774 del
>>936770
Stick and stones will break your bones and words make you cry


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.936775 del
>>936756
Few. Closing them all at once (at least once a day). Bookmark anything I deem important enough that I might need to remember tomorrow (one or two a week at most)


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.936776 del


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.936777 del
>>936773
Am I real?


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.936781 del
ECONOMICAL PEPPER GRINDER


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.936782 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.936784 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/01/2025 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.936785 del
CUM SPLASH



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