SA BEST A

>>936750
Get my guitar song recorded and on spotify and YouTube music

>>936753
Good luck, NEET.

How do you feel about all these nu style pepes neets?

>>936765
I am sorry they are not to your liking, NEET.

>>936766
I am old and crotchety. I might write a browser plugin that converts 3d pepes into older 2d style ones so I can live in the past.

>>936772
That's a man!

Absolutely can and will get my shit together later today.

>>936786
heh
gm

Pidgeon on someone elses roof is starting shit.

>>936788
who is this with the height complex?

>>936786
Good morning NEET.

>>936790
Cheeky Pidge.

>>936788
Good luck NEET.

This bitch never would have had to the money to feed him.

>>936788
you looks good neet, the weight loss suits you

Sobering up

>>936797
monk! yes!

>>936795
He turned red after Cruisey left him in a car on a hot day.

>>936795
this thing is a psyop to make children believe in dinosaurs, which arent real. the Big Science industrial complex gets you as a kid its slaves early and practically none will escape a lifetime of slavery to the temple of false knowledge.

it's 10am and I'm already all tuckered out

>>936799
kek

>>936800
I knew it!

>>936800
Big if true

>>936793
I hope it's not our pidge.

Chad has left the building.

still don't have enough energy to draw up a todo list for today

>>936805
Pidge is still probably trying to get get that Christmas wreath off his puff/head.

>>936807
Write it here instead.

garn waddle down to woolies to buy some healthy food for the 2025 healthy neet diet - what would you neets like?

>>936810
Nuts please.

>>936810
Guts please.

>>936804
They never found a complete skeleton of a giant dinosaur, did they? The whole paradigm is old school hoax for profit, making up some bullshit skeleton to tour around and charge chumps to see it. The museums are all in on it. You might as well go and visit the holohoax display while your at it, retard.

>>936810
actual dairy ice cream (vanilla)

Good morning NEETs.

>>936814
You loved it.

>>936815
Good morning NEET.

Is it on your wish list?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2495100/Hello_Kitty_Island_Adventure/

>>936815
me on the right

>>936819
I've got like 50 steam games that I haven't played or have only played for 5 minutes, many of them highly rated.

gonna play some counterstrike and eat some salad, hopefully it'll boost me to the point of starting the day

Shitty time at the shops.
Stupid pajeet at the People's Choice bank just looked at me blankly when I handed him the card I found.
Stupid eskimo at Woolworths threw a jar of coffee in on top of Motherbat's nectarines.
On the way out, two security guys had a guy pinned on the floor of the BankSA and then 3 patrol cars and a paddy wagon came screaming up and cops ran in. I told them to shoot him but they just ignored me.

>>936823
>I told them to shoot him but they just ignored me.
You are far too whimsical, kek.

>>936823
>Motherbat's nectarines
I am very upset about this development. I hope they are salvageable.

>>936825
Bunnings hates Joslin McCormick.

>>936750
Stay in denial.

>>936825
I wonder if it's AI that does the reviewing, I used to make a bunch of fake reviews on zomato when that was a thing. Sometimes the reviews would stay up for months before someone reported the awful things I wrote.

>>936829
You are a dissident, a truth teller. The ZOG system exists to shut (You) down

>>936829
I submitted it a couple of days ago, so I'd say it's a human of some sort.

>>936828
She fattened that Pidge on purpose. For the clout.

>>936825
Is the new toilet still not installed?

>>936833
I want the floor in there tiled first.

>>936829
>Sometimes the reviews would stay up for months before someone reported the awful things I wrote.
kek please go on

>>936835
I said my local mcdonalds kicked me out because I tried to go into the playground naked and wouldn't let me watch porn on their wifi, then I said that a domino's pizza didn't have enough semen on it and the worker wouldn't give me anymore.

>>936836
KEK

>>936833
You can just poo in the hole in the ground and pour water down it, don't need a fancy porcelain seat.

I know an NK post when I see one. Even after all these years.

I just gave up on a book that was so bad I wish I owned a gun so I could take it outside and shoot it.

>>936840
Just burn the book instead

>>936841
I think I will it is an abomination.

can't leave my chair again, total lack of psychological energy

>>936842
>>936840
Which book was it NEET?

>>936823
>shoot him
You larrakin

>>936844
The first wall by gav thorpe.
It's one of the 30/40K books.

>>936846
Those licensed novels can be very hit and miss. There were some truly awful Star Wars novels back in the day.

>>936847
I normally don't mind bad writing if it has some life in it but this is boring trash with a heavy dose of virtue signaling.
He writes every character as a whiny teenage girl and his main POV character IS a whiny african teenage girl.

>>936848
*smacks lips*
ayo hol up

>>936848
A lot of modern writing is full of therapy speak now. All the characters spend the book talking self-awarely about their mental illnesses.

>>936848
>his main POV character IS a whiny african teenage girl.
named Elon?

>>936849
Lol more like talking about her tribe and her ancestors.
And its an established fact that none of our nations exist anymore and are barely remembered at all.

>>936850
Yeah he does exactly that but he has genetically engineered super soldiers bred and brainwashed for war worrying about what the other space marines think of them.

I had a shitty shopping time too. Might have another goon.
Did have.

Pardon my book rant NEETs I just needed to speeg.

>>936855
*Sperg

Dont speeg on the book

>>936857
I'll speeg you bifdir.

fucking woe'd hardcore, if I wasn't such a lazy cunt I start gooning, but that would take effort to get up and go to dan's

>>936860
This is a good pepe.

>>936859
we all gave up alcohol starting today

>>936861
yes it struck me as special

>>936865
(You) are special.

went out and bought some coke and chips, unfortunately feeling much better

>>936867
Which type of chips?

My pygeum was delivered.

>>936869
big cums

>>936860
He stares straight into my soul.

>>936854
Big goon?

>>936863
kek

>>936868
Salt and vinegar, they were on special. May need a certain small amount of simple carbs in my diet, decades of junk food have left me an addict

>>936869
I look forward to the updates.

>>936869
Don't let it dry out.

>>936861
>pepe
thats actually a groyper

>>936877
I liek the Easter ones.

>>936878
The easter toad.

Have neets seen easter stuff in the shops yet?

>>936880
Only hot cross buns.

>>936880
Saw nails, hammer and wood when I was shoplifting batteries in Bunnings with my Alibaba nigger mask on.

>>936883
You can build a wooden easter bunny!

>>936883
How busy was Bunnings?

NEETKing should release more YouTube videos. I have enjoyed them all.

>>936885
Very busy but I live in a concrete ghetto it's always almost that busy.

>>936886
NEET street was a masterpiece.

My christmas present to myself finally turned up.
The fucker had written 43 to look like 113 on the label.

>>936886
His videos were very good.

>>936888
A lot of time and effort must have gone into that one. It was true NEET art.

>>936890
Has he made any videos in the last 5 years? I was an ausneet 7-8 years ago and he disapeared probably into employment and alcoholism like I did.


Has anyone else got fog? I'm in Shitney and I feel like I have asthma and the fog is thick I think drones have deployed toxic fog and all elites have gone underground.

>>936889
Those look very classy. I am glad they turned up.

>>936891
NK improved himself. He got a job and did really well at it. He had a Korean gf as well. He is an /ausneets/ success story.

>>936889
Can you read parts of them to me each night?

>>936893
I am too, they were very expensive and were lost in the postal system for two weeks.

>>936895
Alright I will.

>>936892
Beautiful.

>>936897
Ty.

>>936901
Is that Chef?

>>936902
Cruisey

>>936903
Kek.
Work the shaft.

>>936903
He looks and sounds well.

Did he shit himself at Dolands?
>Scott Morrison spends New Year’s Eve with Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago
https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/scott-morrison-spends-new-year-s-eve-with-donald-trump-at-mar-a-lago-20250101-p5l1ki.html

>>936906
At Engadine Dolans
Shire saw him

>>936906
I bet Trump bullied him and called him a nerd.

>>936907
>talking to those weird cunts on the internet
That part made me blush

>>936910
It is a fair description of most of us.

broadband is having outages
might go outside

18 disconnects
over two hours downtime
I'm trying to do research here

>>936912
Be careful NEET outside is dangerous.

>>936914
We know.

A few minutes of using the computer and I'm feeling depressed again. Need to stop.

>>936916
NEET you need a complete technology detox. Two weeks minimum.

The plumber sent their invoice

Might watch some of welcome to the nhk, hopefully the cringe of seeing myself will motivate me.

>>936918
Big bill? Bigger bill than billed by bill?

>>936918
I also have these questions >>936920

>>936920
$319

>>936922
That is not too bad these days.

>>936923
I thought it was quite reasonable. He took the old pipe away too.

Going shops

>>936925
I want some snickers ice cream bars please. And a big bowl of trifle.

>>936919
Good outcome.

>>936925
Good luck NEET.

>>936922
What were the sundries?

Last time I called a plumber all he did was blow a spider web out of the valve of the hot water system.
Took him 5 minutes and I felt like a fool.
He did only charge me the callout fee though $85.

>>936929
Probably the two-part PVC goop and taking the old shit away. Maybe his angle grinder disk.

>>936931
Fair enough I was forgetting pipe goop.
I thought it might have been his lunch.

Beans seem expensive, but six dollars a bag is only a dollar a cup dry, fifty cents a cup cooked, so you always end up with 3 kilos of fifty cent meals. That is really the only way you can afford to buy oil, vegetables, meat, fish, eggs.
So week one of beans is pretty miserable but by week two it's chicken and lentil soup, beef and bean chilli, hueros rancheros, fish curry and the beans become tolerable.And by week three you can buy sauces and spices and you're back on budget. Freeze bean feeds in 500g zip locks.

DSP neets can just buy nodoze, pizza and fat lambs, but the JSP neets have to suffer vile gas.

>>936933
These beans will kill you. Anti-nutrients. You don't listen.

If I had kids I would rather they got involved with drugs than beans.

>>936934
Honestly some of us could use some anti-nutrients to counter the excess of nutrients in our diets.

>>936935
At one stage I was using one, sometimes two cans of beans a day.
My life was a mess.

Eating beans for lunch

>>936860
>>936861
Thats not a pepe

>>936872
And a feed. I had two packs of various festive prawns, chips and two scallops with cheddar sauce and crumbs.

>>936880
I saw hot cross buns

Is the BO banning the retard show or not these days?
The last thread was barely readable.

motivation fading, time for some more nhk to shame me into action

>>936940
It will go straight through you.

>>936918
When I had the sparky's here I think they left at 1.30, the invoice was emailed to me before 5 the same day.

>>936922
That's alright, seems a very fair price, I know one locally who is a big rip off.

>>936932
>I thought it might have been his lunch.
Perhaps webby could take Bill and the plumber out for lunch next weekend.

>>936947
Only if the plumbers name is Ben.

>>936933
> suffer vile gas
Start taking Bovaer like they feed the cows to help stop flatulance.

>>936937
You were out of control.

>>936948
The flowerpot men.

I should probably have a shower this year

>>936952
Right now.

>>936952
Give your BWC a good scrub too.

Told Motherbat I wanted to do the low carb thing for a while this year... so apparently we're having pie and chips for dinner.

>>936954
He will never get rid of all that dried smegma.

>>936955
It is all her fault.

>>936956
In china NEET smegma is sold as an aphrodisiac.
He's sitting on a goldmine!

FFS theres so many obese cunts at the shops just waddling around, taking up space and staring blankly into the distance
Mentally deficient all of them

>>936958
Yes but they have to cut the neets horn off to get it all.

>>936959
You are in the mirror shop again NEET.

>>936955
you need to man up and over rule her and start low carbing this instant - kfc for dindins, no chips, no coleslaw

>>936959
welcome to ausneets!

>>936959
Post physique.

>>936962
The eternal dilemma

>>936965
We've seen his hand plenty of times.

>>936955
You can actually just chose to not eat it

>>936968
Does not compute.
What is this "not eat it" you speak of?

I bet it was a self-hating executive making those fatphobic remarks.

>>936952
I'm still yet to

>>936970
He needs to learn to love himself.

might need to get a new sprocket for the chainsaw

>>936974
Just make BRRRR BRRRR noises while you play with it.

>>936961
Very well bantered.

>>936968
It is easier just to go with the flow.

>>936975
I kinda need it to get places

it ate teh chain too

If you take the chain off a chainsaw it does not leave you with a saw.

i go gym

If any neets need spider webs blown out of thier valve call me i'll do it for 50

>>936982
u go lift

>>936984
he go look at bumbums

>>936983
Are you at risk?
>Flood warning issued for Queensland’s Western Downs town of Jandowae after heavy rainfall
https://7news.com.au/news/flood-warning-issued-for-queenslands-western-downs-town-of-jandowae-after-heavy-rainfall-c-17260933

>>936980
How whimsical.

>>936986
>Downs town
Kek

>>936986
How whimsical.

Is it desperate for attention o'clock already?

Might love myself a little.

Might go on The Chase one night.

exercised, all tuckered out now, fat aging neet body just can't take it anymore

Might download the entire tv series kung-fu, watch it all while jumping around my room doing the same martial arts moves.

>>936999
Dont hurt yourself.

>>936999
Call everyone you talk to grasshoper.

>>936997
Time to let nature take it's course.

>>936999
You'd be a natural at it, NEET.

>>937002
Time for a walk behind the woodshed.

>>936999
You'll be like this neet >>936997 before the opening credits finish.

I think sumo may be better suited for NEETs than kung fu.

>>937006
Shibs forced you to say that.

Horny

>>937007
I admit nothing.

>>937009
Blink twice if he is holding you against your will.

>>937010
I can't he will rub paprika in my eyes.

>>937012
It makes you hot, you little hussy.

>>937013
Hot!

>>937011
Better than olive i guess ...

Been working on a colour scheme for medics and I think I'll go with this.
He needs cleaning up and detailing but I think it works.

Downloading stable diffusion, gonna make a fight scene between bruce lee and snake plissken.

>>937016
He looks good.

>>937016
Looking good NEET.

didnt have any alcohol today

>>937020
Good work NEET.

>>937020
Good on you.

>>937020
I'm open till 9

>>937020
Me neither

>>937023
Don't demoralize us

>>937016
It looks good NEET.

>>937018
>>937019
>>937026
Cheers NEETs.

>>936933
soak your beans for 24 h and you wont get gas

>>937028
There is always gas. Soaking, adding baking soda, whatever. There is always gas.

>>937023
That's a dan!

Beans beans the magical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the better you feel
So eat baked beans with every meal

>>937028
I think the key is to wash them

>>936981
It wont run smoothly because the sprocket has gouges out of it. I have spare chains, so that saves me about $40.
>>937029
What the hell are you putting baking soda in it, your not making crystal meth. What is wrong with gas? meat eaters who dont pass gass are going to get bowel cancer.

My cheap shitty google phone is having battery trouble after less than 2 years.

>>937034
You will own nothing and be happy.

>>937035
Virtue is the only path to hapiness.

AI Overview

No, beans are not meat; they are considered a legume, which is a type of plant, and are classified as both a vegetable and a protein source by the USDA, meaning they can be used as a meat substitute in a vegetarian diet, but they are not animal flesh like meat.

>>937034
What model ?

>>937037
Are you really sure that beans aren't meat?

>>937039
Show me the animal these beans came from.

>>937040
A Beanosaur.

Had to shut my window and put some music on because the neighbour's kid is getting mauled again by their pitbull mutt and the parents are out buying drugs.
Ruined my afternoon.

Zooper Doopers are on sale
https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B07X25TV4T

>>937042
Imagine not buying drugs on the dark net with crypto. literal bottom feeders

>>937044
I keep expecting dark net drug markets to replace real world ones.

>>937040
Beaners

>>937045
Real druggies want their drugs NOW not in a week or so.

having sardines on low carb toast for dindins, with another piece of toast with smashed avocado on it

>>937048
Like executives at maccas drive through.

>>937049
Hulk smash puny avocado

>>937050
Exactly.

>>937048
They live on centrelink so they can't buy shit in advance.

>>937045
skill with tech barrier to entry keeps them on the hunt for dealers who will still give them tick.

muh dik

>>937055
💯

ate my bowl pie

>>937057
What's for pudding?

>>937058
mug cake

>>937059
Not 2/10?

>>937060
???

Close enough.

>>937063
i'll repeat ???

ate my own bowel pie

Ate beans, unsure if they are meat. going to ask alexa.

>>937067
hello nuro/iga

no chainsaw :(

>>937031
I liked this poem. Is this an Anglo classic?

>>937016
Long time no see. It will be fine. Do medics run around with swords and guns?

>>936961
Kek.

>>937078
delete polru ffs...

>>937079
ADIDAS Power Hour soon?

Can you buy a ruler that has all the inch markers deliberately wrong so you can take a photo of it against your dick and it will say your dick is 6 inches instead of 4?

>>937080
poorly bantered

>>937081
>4
don't exaggerate

>>937081
Interesting. You should manufacture it.

>>937077
Hey Shibs, all his patients are in armour so he kind of needs a big blade.
His right hand has a saw/drill/needle device.

>>937081
It's all about personality mate.

>>937082
There is no shame anymore.

>>937079
Stop flooding them. And don't start it on other boards.

>>937088
not doing anything to them babe

>>937089
The stigma is gone.

Might actually complete my todo list today, for once in my life. Worrying. Don't know what post to make at bedtime.

>>937091
New year, new you. Its going to be different this time NEET.

>>937091
You should make a flex post

>>937089
Then what reason you could have to talk about them?

>>937091
Post something relaxing.

>>937094
His lives for attention

Watching episode 3.26 of Star Trek Voyager. Scorpion Part 1

>>937097
Is it good?

>>937098
One of the best episodes. An end of season cliffhanger.

>>937099
Noice.

Still waiting for Weber's turkey and ham pics. Need to see how the taters turned out.

>>937102
Weren't you watching him and bat eat it?

Night.

>>937104
Good night Pidge. xx

>>937100
koreans are big on malicious games in general. It's not just a squid game thing, they'll straight up rape someone for losing some kids clapping game.

>>937095
These shows just keep getting bigger, more commercial and the music is worse every year. no meme, the strobe lights don't compensate for the DJ's being dogshit

Neets do you think writers mostly get worse as they get older?

>>937104
Gnight

>>937108
Yes. Musicians too. Film makers as well. They have a burst of creative energy early on in their careers and after that they become mediocre.

>>937108
In general I'd say yes.
Their writing can get more polished but so many authors best stuff is their early work.

Neal Stephenson and Robert Harris are the only ones I can think of that have actually improved over the years.
There's probably others.

Do you neets want to hear my song?

>>937114
Sing us a song pianoneet

>>937114
Yes please.

>>937113
Neal stephenson went backwards after cryptonomicon. Eve was demoralizing foid world domination. It did have an interesting take on the jew foid character tho.

spend $330 today. woe

split that big log

>>937118
Pepper grinder?

>>937119
Well done NEET. Did it flush first go?

>>937118
It's what (you) need

>>937120
mouths to feed, I don't get shit.

>>937117
I thought Eve was great apart from the 5000 years later bit at the end and he has written a lot of other books.

>>937124
He went all woke with a groid foid protagonist in REAMDE and the seaquel was fukn gay as AIDS

How to avoid wankers' claw?

>>937125
I enjoyed them both greatly but I don't get my opinions from pol.

And I have actually read them.

>>937126
Alternate hands.

>>937126
Switch hands.

NEETMIND

>>937133
Low quality comment.

>>937128
I read Diamond Age before it was dated as all get out.

>>937133
When you are just repeating what pol said you make it obvious.

>>937135
That was his third book I think.

>>937132
That was quite good, thank you NEET.

>>937132
Thank you NEET. Might need a bit more polish.

>>937139
Yea, alternate picking is finicky

Im on a call with my other NEET friends

>>937141
You are two timing us.

I shall now read NEET his bedtime story from the book Betrayal.

Death is all around us now: the death of the body, the death of the spirit, but most of all the death of hope.

Memory dies and only legend will remain. Already so very many have met their end, be they noble or cowardly, lamented or unknown. The cataclysm that has riven our Imperium echoes on yet, and there are not enough left to count the dead, were they each to make it the work of their lifetimes they say.
Our Emperor, our bright lord, our liberator, our erring father - the greatest casualty of all, broken and silent now upon his glittering throne - the immortal dead, a new unliving god for a new age of terror.

Nighty night NEET, sweet dreams.

>>937113
Neal Stephenson was wildly inventive in his early books like snow crash, that inventiveness seems to be gone now.

>>937132
Thanks neet, sounding good.

>>937144
Snow crash is the only one of his Ive read. Ive heard of FALL, or dodge in hell

Sweaty

>>937143
expansive wording is poor writing. he could be talking about a dead rat

>>937148
Oh dear, did I upset you? :)

>>937147
What have you been up to?

Lol

Ffs...

1988-2004

>>937146
its really lame. PPl freexing themselves and getting uploaded to WoW as an afterlife

Nuts sci-fi. at least his earlier stuff was kinda plausible

Shimany zimzam

I might become a jehovah's witness

>>937152
You are such a sad little muppet.

No conviction without a body!

>>937159
Stick to the tennis

>>937155
If I ask you questions abou this book will you be able to answer them ? :)

>>937158
Was just thinking about joining some white nationalist/christian fundamentalist group, but I don't know where to start looking for them.

>>937163
None would want you 🤭

>>937163
Try your local park toilet at night.

Somehow I only have about 2 choofs left, and it's just kiff and fibers. Disappearing weed.

>>937162
what the hell, okay

>>937127
two steps, a morning shit, and 60 PDF pages ahead

>>937163
Have you read the Watchtower?

>>937166
Weed is for losers

>>937167
What did you think of his use of various creation myths to create the story?

>>937170
In 2 cones I'll be a weedless loser

>>937166
Your evil twin has been stealing it again.

>>937171
It's alright

>>937171
the only one i can think of is the old testament. The whole avatars thing is just ornamenation on a dull tale

>>937173
He's a stooge no good druggie wanker

>>937175
He barely touched on the old testament
You are repeating pol fixations again.

Why bother reading books when you can just repeat the hive mind.