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NEET General #922 - Autism Burger Edition NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No. 937761
Do burgers cause autism? Is that how it happened to you?

Old Thread: >>936750


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.937768 del
FARt


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.937780 del
Nuro saw some black people, once.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.937781 del
>>937780
Black people aren't real.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.937782 del
>>937779
Stop posting this shit


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.937783 del
>>937777
Thanks, Whizzy.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.937784 del
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NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.937785 del
>>937784
Luckily Australia is not a slut she is so they don't get to come in her. They do.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.937786 del
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NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.937787 del
GREASE POLICE!


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.937788 del
If you neets could only see the hashes here and knew how many vile posts are made by supposedly respectable members of the neet community.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.937789 del
>>937784
These suckers have a huge chip on their shoulder towards anglos, they are hiding it very well.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.937790 del
>>937788
It is not me; I am a good poster.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.937791 del
>>937784
You don't hate pajeet enough.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.937792 del
I bet its weber


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.937793 del
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I want to know more about Indian ethnicities so I can be better at racially profiling.
The centre and south seem to have some okay ones. All punjabis and delhis I've met have been shit.


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NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.937795 del


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.937796 del
Thinking about shooting baby possums out of a didgeridoo


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.937797 del


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.937798 del
>>937797
Not fatally. Just make them fly a bit.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.937799 del


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.937800 del
>>937779
That's a man!


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.937801 del
>>937787
Good ad.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.937802 del
>>937792
This is all part of a smear campaign by Dan and the Executives after Weber decided to stop drinking and lose weight.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:10 [Preview] No.937803 del
>>937788
Based.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.937804 del
Also good ending to the thread.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.937805 del
That lamb seized up on Weber because he kept prodding it with the fork. I didn't want to say anything earlier.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.937806 del
Those pidges are back in the carport again. Two on top of the air-conditioner and one on top of my car.
I heard them through the wall. I have scared them off for now. I will check again before nightfall.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.937807 del
Researching dandruff treatments.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.937808 del
>>937807
Grease Police can help.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.937809 del
>>937808
They will arrest me.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.937810 del
>>937806
Pidge homestead.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.937811 del
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Went out for chinkies with motherbot
-one (1) beer, she had water
-1.8kg of Mudcrabs of equal size (one (1) Singapore style, one (1) Salt and Pepper)
-four (4) Mango pancakes (I ate three (3) of them)
At home I had a tall glass of milk.

Could do with a Cherry Ripe McFlurry tbh


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.937812 del
>>937805
Prod you with a fork.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.937813 del
>>937810
They have adopted him as their father.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.937814 del
>>937811
Did she make remarks?


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.937815 del
>>937814
She popped into my room before and said
>you ate well


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.937816 del
>>937811
Sounds very nice.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.937817 del
>>937811
>glass of milk
Do you drink the whole milk?


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.937818 del
>>937817
I could have had more. I had a tall glass and a half of water after it.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.937819 del
>>937818
You showed moderation. Great strength of character.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.937820 del
Fell asleep by accident. Over stimulated.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.937821 del
>>937816
Was a beautiful meal. Made a terrible mess of the table. Some Chinese or whatever it was complaining they booked the table we were sitting at while finishing up (we also booked).


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.937822 del
>>937821
Did the crab shells come pre-cracked or did you have to hit them with a hammer?


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.937823 del
Fuck this. Garn Craigs


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.937824 del
>>937823
Monk no!


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.937825 del
>>937822
Some cracked but most needed to be cracked with those seafood crackers pictured as a pair in the middle but not the things on the sides (that we needed but we used chop sticks)
https://www.amazon.com.au/Upgraded-Version-Hiware-10-piece-Crackers/dp/B01B7CZ3R4/


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.937826 del
>>937825
Sounds very primal.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.937827 del
>>937793
Boil them until they turn Japanese.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.937828 del
>>937827
Then add Paprika as required?


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.937829 del
>>937825
Those are what Weber used on that lamb.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.937830 del
>>937828
I dunno I'm listening that Sam Hyde video "Dear Elon Musk". Sounds like random rambling mostly.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.937831 del
>>937827
ask criuisey if they's good for boom boom


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.937832 del
Search engines now totally unusable.
Page after page of AI generated SEOslop.

At some point the Alexa score died


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.937833 del
>>937826
It is, you eat everything with your hands. You have bowls near you for the shells, a big bowl to dump the shells in. A bowl of water to wash your hands in. You have heaps of napkins and wet napkins things.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.937834 del
All right this shit was funny:
>we need to do a naval blockade of china to make sure they don't get any of these amazing indians


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.937835 del
>>937811
>Cherry Ripe McFlurry
You've earned it mate, all that healthy sea food


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.937836 del
>ordered a big za 30 minutes after the italian place opened
>they have a habit of employing their kids
>zoomer chick answeres the phone
>can barely talk
>order za
>go to coles while waiting to get some ice break and milk
>pick up pizza
>someone calls me when picking it up
>dont check it
>get home
>smal pizza in family box with the wrong toppings
>call them
>phone busy for 20 minutes
>get through to same zoomer chick
>she has a panic attack

for fucks sake we are fucked


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.937837 del
>>937825
I've never eaten crab, are they full of internal organs?


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.937838 del
>>937834
Don't the Chinese have a hatred of Indians?
>Made-in-India iPhone 15 creates ‘racist’ buzz in China: Social media users say iPhones smell of 'curry
https://www.businesstoday.in/technology/news/story/made-in-india-iphone-15-creates-racist-buzz-in-china-social-media-users-say-iphones-smell-of-curry-400081-2023-09-28


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.937839 del
>>937836
J U S T
Get a refund.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.937840 del
>>937836
How did they rectify your za situation?


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.937841 del
>>937838
Indians are a super weapon, or nanotechnology. The US has to use the threat of nuclear weapons, to keep China from getting these precious Indians.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.937842 del
>>937837
Cruisey slurps the "mustard" right out of the shell and it drips down his chin.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.937843 del
>>937834
nuro told you guys it was good


>infinite indians
>if ron paul took steroids
>its what drones do they fly around in co-ordinate space who gives a fuck
>a speech pistol and put a speech bullet though their fucking head

XD


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.937844 del
>>937836
Nepo babies


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.937845 del
>>937837
Not sure. You see it alive, you then see it cooked. I think there is shit in the middle you don't eat which is disposed of but everything else is eaten.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.937846 del
>>937843
>you guys
Who are these?
I found it on >>>/news/.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.937847 del
>>937841
> precious Indians.
They should be divided up equally between all nations to be fair.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.937848 del
>>937841
>from getting these precious Indians.
India already had nuclear weapons, the Maple flag gave them the technology
https://nbmediacoop.org/2024/05/16/canadas-plutonium-mishap-in-india-was-50-years-ago-this-week-is-history-repeating-itself-now/


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.937849 del
>>937840
>>937839
they are using square so i am meant to get a refund next business day but its up to me to remember if they fucking did it and will have to check tuesday or wednesday


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.937850 del
>>937847
We had this in the middle ages. A king's rival was chopped up into equal pieces which were displayed at towns.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.937851 del
Attempting to complete a genuinely important task. Having to beat my way through jeet, AI jeet, jeet AI.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.937852 del
>>937851
jeet is your friend.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.937853 del
>>937841
swear to god i posted it, literally sent it on imessage to normies too


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.937854 del
>>937851
Monk needs to develop an extension that filters through it and draws on searches from multiple search engines. Monk Search, its do-able.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.937855 del
Welll this is funny. Just finished watching gABC news. Reportedly there is a actually nation wide shortage of seroquel. Literally legit schizosacross the country are having withdrawals and full breakdowns at the moment....


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.937857 del
bum bum


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.937858 del
>>937857
Language!


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.937859 del
>>937855
>>937856
This is all NEETs fault.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.937860 del
>>937837
How have you not eaten crab?


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.937861 del
>>937842
Flavour.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.937862 del
>>937844
Dont use meme gibberish please.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.937863 del
>>937852
Jeets time is not worth anything, so jeet doesn't recognise that wasting someone else's time is antisocial.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.937864 del
>>937855
Problems that fix themselves.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.937865 del
>>937862
New slurs are always welcome in Australia.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.937866 del
Some shitzo is screaming at a tree, meds shortage confirmed


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.937867 del
>>937866
Imagine not singing a romantic duet with your favourite tree. It's like you NEETs don't even know how to live life.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.937868 del
Night.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.937869 del
>>937866
As long as he doesn't hear the tree replying it's fine. Could be a case of alcohol and repressed anger.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.937870 del
>>937868
goodnight.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.937871 del
>>937869
The tree started it by it's smart arse comment.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.937872 del
>>937868
Night fella.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.937873 del
>>937868
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.937874 del
>>937856
Joslin'c Daughter ???


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.937875 del
At the afp building


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.937876 del
>>937875
Stay strong.
What's an afp?


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.937877 del
>>937875
Snitches get stitches.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.937878 del
>>937876
The good guys.
>>937877
Dobbing on you.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.937879 del
>>937878
Noone called me house afp.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.937880 del
>>937879
They still might.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.937881 del
Meanwhile I looked it up, it's da police on the Australia.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.937882 del
>>937838
Strange how everyone who has been living near indians for thousands of years hate them. Must be the fault of white supremacists somehow.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.937883 del
>>937860
May as well be eating bugs.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.937884 del
Went out for a night drive, absolutely fucked up for reasons I don't want to go into. I am a fucking invalid.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.937885 del
>>937882
>Strange how everyone who has been living near [insert any ethnicity here] for thousands of years hate them.
This is how it actually works.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.937886 del
>>937866
He's probably trying to get his pet possum to come down and go to bed.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.937887 del
>>937884
Do not be so hard on yourself NEET. You are doing the best you can.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.937888 del
I failed wagon 2025.
I guess my plans of pursuing a military intelligence career and infiltrating elite institutions will have to be postponed until next year.
Do you need a bunch of gay soccermom certificates to work on top end prawn trawlers?


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.937889 del
>>937887
I will try again tomorrow
>>937888
monk you boong


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.937890 del
>>937888
Have a cute little possum
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CTuP1c9i92o [Embed]


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:29 [Preview] No.937891 del
I am looking forward to this NEET prawn trawler arc.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.937892 del
>>937883
Insects actually branched off from crustaceans, so crab eaters are basically eating the bugs. And being happy.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.937893 del
>>937892
Crustaceans are basically just underwater bugs anyway. Lobster used to be peasant food


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.937894 del
>>937836
>>she has a panic attack
She deserves the dsp


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.937895 del
Tom Sewell has gone full schizo after getting reinstated on xitter


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.937896 del
>>937895
>full schizo
Is that good or bad?


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.937897 del
I haven't smoked weed in so long


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.937898 del


NEET Admin 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.937906 del
Hellow


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.937907 del
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Hi NEETs


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.937908 del
good morning neets


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.937909 del
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"Good Morning NEETs"


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.937910 del
Just wanna post


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.937911 del
>>937909
Where is my cappuccino?


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.937912 del
>>937907
>>937908
>>937909
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:08 [Preview] No.937914 del
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We're back neets. The russians tried to stop us. They couldn't.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.937917 del
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>>937914
I'm gonna be rushin to the toilet and you better not stop me.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.937921 del
ADIDAS power hour begins. We are also on WT for those interested.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.937934 del
>>937911
In my ass

* sQuIrT *


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.937937 del
is this still working?


NEET Admin 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.937938 del
>>937937
It is. You can check home page to see if the flood is still on or not.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.937939 del
>>937938
This russian spammer is your evropean mate, tell him to bugger off.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.937940 del
>>937939
Nothing to gain from communicating with these. Just don't get frustrated.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.937941 del
>>937938
>Firefox Can’t Open This Page
>To protect your security, 4chan.endchan.net will not allow Firefox to display the page if another site has embedded it. To see this page, you need to open it in a new window.
I hope it's not the announcement that is borked. If it is fix CORS plz


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.937948 del
(10.71 MB 1280x720 getbombed.mp4)
GET BOMBED YA DUM UKIE DAWG


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.937951 del
>>937940
cant you just ban his VPN? Like you did with IGA?

come to think of it. The spammer is doing the same thing as IGAy, and we know that faggot is a one trick pony.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.937956 del
>>937951
Your the spammer

Your gay ass -5d chess ain't working bud


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.937959 del
>>937951
He's posting from dozens of different IP's unfortunately.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.937970 del
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Reckon we're getting spammed in honour of Peace.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.937999 del
I have perforated blinds on my window, they have been closed a lot lately.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.938001 del
Good morning Chat.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 22:54 [Preview] No.938002 del
>>938001
morning neeto


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.938003 del
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>>937999
You need to get yourself some venetians, it's the only way to protect your hovel from normie gaze attacks.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 23:10 [Preview] No.938005 del
>>938001
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.938007 del
Drove to Lyndoch via Gawler and got Motherbat some breakfast. Drove home via Kersbrook and One Tree Hill. Stopped at Lizbef Park Drakes for a newspaper and got some chipolatas. The Police were investigating some overnight happening at the tobacconist. It started raining when we got home.


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.938008 del
>>937940
Cant you just drive to his house and shoot him with a baseball bat or something


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 23:52 [Preview] No.938009 del
>>937895
He didn't go 'full schizo', he pointed out anime posters are faggots


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.938010 del


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 23:57 [Preview] No.938011 del


NEET 01/04/2025 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.938012 del
>>938009
Thomas is test dropping red pills on pozzed X.
>>938007
Didnt know you read the paper. Lets hope the ching chong doesnt get shy about selling synnie cannabis, meth pipes and chop chop


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.938013 del
>>938008
Tell his Mummybot that he is being nordy on the internet. He will get in big trouble!!


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.938015 del
Wanna post again


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.938016 del
>>938015
iktf bro


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.938018 del
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NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.938022 del
>>938021
I am eating salad


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.938025 del
having a ginger beer as a treat
i bet russian faggots dont even have that


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.938027 del
WE NEED TO EXPELL ALL RUSSIANS


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.938028 del
>>938027
I'm calling for a total and complete ban on all slavs and any internet packets from slavic countries until our country's leaders can figure out what's going on.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.938029 del
GET BOMBED DAWG


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.938030 del
No new Olive tiktoks and a fucked up board. 2025 is UTTERLY FUCKED!!


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.938031 del
Olive is DEAD


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.938032 del
>>938030
Why didn't we listen to that neet who stayed back in 2024?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.938064 del
Notice how the spammer and IGAy appear at the same time.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.938091 del
>>938007
>The Police were investigating some overnight happening at the tobacconist.
Did you offer them any suggestions?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.938096 del
The pool is getting full of aids I'm afraid.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.938118 del
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Really need to make some social connections outside of imageboards.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.938130 del
Sorry neets, pool's temporarily closed due to russian aids. Hope to re-open in a few hours. Maybe go outside and run around in the mean time.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.938226 del
Alright neets, we have to access endchan through magrathea.endchan.net - click on https://magrathea.endchan.net/ausneets/thread/937761.html


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.938227 del
>>938226
henlo


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.938228 del
Heil NEETs


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.938229 del
>>938227
>>938228
Henlo neets, how did you cope without ausneets all morning?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.938230 del
Fucking IGAY went crazy again.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.938231 del
>>938229
I didn't cope


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.938232 del
Endchan owner installed a new captcha to stop the spammer, but it means we have to post through https://magrathea.endchan.net


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.938233 del
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>>938230
It was the russians. The trench warfare of the ukranian war has now spread to ausneets.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.938234 del
>>938232
This sounds like a Hungolian scheme...


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.938235 del
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NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.938236 del
I hope some of you neets went outside and ran around and had some fun away from your computer screens.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.938237 del
>>938236
In this weather?!


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.938238 del
Harry Potter and the Socialising Because Endchan is Fucked


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.938239 del
>>938236
I did not go outside.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.938240 del
I hope HP is on tonight.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.938241 del
>>938240
Not on womboflix


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.938242 del
Damn captcha silently tripped me up, stopped refreshing the board. I would tell you neets to click on something to make sure you do the captcha, but you won't see my message.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.938243 del
motherbat is making me bacon and eggs and chipolatas for dindins


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.938244 del
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Feeling hungry. Might head to maccas for a cherry mcflurry.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.938245 del
>>938064
Notice how (you) always turn up and divert from the real spammer (you)


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.938246 del
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ATTENTION
As if it wasn't obvious by this point, I will spell it out for the more retarded NEETs: IGAy is the spammer

You can see this for yourself with his lame attempt to keep his usual ruse going on the illegal thread he created in the catalogue. (You) can clearly see that all of the russia spam follows the same scanty gaslighting idiocy that he always brings out when he loses control of his behavior. Remember all the times he spammed and gaslighted /ausneets/ starting with the dick spam, then the downie spam,. then the nuro spam, etcetera. This slimy troll has been with us for five years and has not developed his style at all, showing how unfixable his personality is.

I blame the current BO for making our community a safe space for this maggot. I offered to kick this rabid dog to the kerb, I could have done it, but the BO is a communist and a cuck.

IGAy is the troll you all deserve, except the executives, Nuro, bean neet and the ghost neets.

Tab closed.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.938247 del
Like clockwork


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.938248 del
>>938241
Just.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.938249 del
>>938243
Lucky NEET.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.938250 del
>>938246
Today's spam attack came from some slav trying to take over polru. Don't be an idiot.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.938251 del
I hope Cruisey (smoothbrain) works out to use this newfangled website


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.938252 del
>>938251
>works out to use this newfangled website
I too had this part of the concern.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.938253 del
>>938252
i forgot the word how in there somewhere


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.938254 del
>>938250
Don't question Your Lord Nuro


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.938255 del
>>938031
Time to give this new site a test spin.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.938256 del
>>938255
No spoiler hmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.938257 del
I am going to miss Cruisey.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.938258 del
>>938257
Not if you aim properly.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.938259 del


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.938260 del
>>938257
He's in a better place now with Possum.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.938261 del
Sprayed my car inside and out with bug spray, after finding a huntsman on it last night. Left it for a few hours then took it to a car wash, badly needed a wash, there were spider webs in various cracks, should be washing it regularly, but I'm a lazy sod.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.938262 del
>>938260
We have lost too many good NEETs over the years 😭


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.938263 del
>>938260
We have lost too many good NEETs over the years 😭


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.938264 del
>>938261
>webs in various cracks, should be washing it regularly
yes you should be.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.938265 del


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.938266 del
Huntsmans are bros ya dawg cunt


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.938267 del
>>938261
Did you check it for brown snakes?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.938268 del
This is too confusing.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.938269 del
Every single post here give me a (You) #wealthy


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.938270 del
>>938268
Cruisey?!?!


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.938271 del
My hopes got a little too high then...


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.938272 del
My arse has not forgiven me today


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.938273 del
Made some cobbee in the Chemex after the bacon (6), eggs (2), and chipolatas (3).


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.938274 del
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What do you NEETs think of this method of cooking pidges?
I think Cruisey would eat them.
The video is a bit graphic.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.938275 del
>>938273
That meal needed chips with it.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.938276 del
>>938273
Lucky NEET. What type of cobbee?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.938277 del
>>938275
Cruisey!


IGAY is the Spammer NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.938278 del
every time

Whats the moofie tonight?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.938279 del
>>938275
Yes, but that is so 2024


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.938280 del
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>>938276
This one. It's a little too finely ground to work well with the paper filter, but it tastes quite good.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.938281 del
>>938279
The carbs are out for 2025.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.938282 del
I can't work this out.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.938283 del
>>938282
It's not good


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.938284 del
>>938278
Has to be HP!


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.938285 del
>>938280
Looks trendy. Would try.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.938286 del
>>938285
Coles or Woolies sell it, as does Amazong


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.938287 del
also emailed bossmann this mording to say i was taking another week's holiday
2025 is going to be the year of tellign not aksing


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.938288 del
>>938287
Based. Good work NEET.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.938289 del
I am struggling to cope with this change.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.938290 del
>>938289
it is the future, we have evolved


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.938291 del
>>938289
At least HP 240 will be on soon.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.938292 del
50 in, up to 90, 70 out, 50 in


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.938293 del
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>>938289
Can't find the copium pepe.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.938294 del
>>938292
That last 50 in was not a good move.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.938295 del
>Coming up, the devastating toll loneliness is taking on the body


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.938296 del
>>938295
I am flooded with stress hormones.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.938297 del
>>938278
None. Womboflix is kill.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.938298 del
>>938292
Did the last 50 disappear?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.938299 del
>>938278
>>938297
Monthly movie on 11th.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.938300 del
The rest of it was this morning. 50 now was because I'm dumb


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.938301 del
I'm here for (you) ❤️


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.938302 del
>>938300
>I'm dumb
Smoothbrain.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.938303 del
>>938297
We had some good times. RIP.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.938304 del
>>938300
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.938305 del
>>938301
Thanks Dan.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.938306 del
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>>938303
cheers
I meant to show one last movie, maybe on new year's eve, but somehow it came and went.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.938307 del
>>938297
For good?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.938308 del
>>938296
That wasn't hormones neet, if you know what I mean.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.938309 del
>>938306
>one last movie
HP 6¿


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.938310 del
>>938307
As I said about 20 times, I planned on finishing up at the end of 2024.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.938311 del
>>938310
Just confirming before I delete the server.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.938312 del
>>938310
Goes in on one ear, goes out through the other.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.938313 del
>>938311
It's fine webby, you can go ahead and delete it unless anyone else wants to take over.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.938314 del
Thanks GregO that looked like a good feed.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.938315 del
>>938314
Your welcome.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.938316 del
>>938313
>>938311
You should give it more time to see if someone wants to take over.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.938317 del
>>938312
Kinda like food


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.938318 del
>>938316
The fellas here aren't famous for taking charge and responsibility.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.938319 del
>>938318
they like to complain though.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.938320 del
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>>938319
Leading the charge in complaining.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.938321 del
>>938320
Text in the background should be fixed to
>APU


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.938322 del
What the fuck happened to the site, are we just hiding in margetetha and abandoning endchan.net


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.938323 del
>>938322
Same site.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.938324 del
>>938322
NEET we are on...


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.938325 del
>>938323
Like the same cell except it's taken over with cancer


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.938326 del
Monk can you create a Magrathea Pizza for Dummies?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.938327 del
My IT skills are virtually nill.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.938328 del
>>938327
Monk will need to start doing the heavy lifting. The moofie server could be his first task to complete for 2025.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.938329 del
>>938327
>t. any JS frontend dev in the trade for over a decade


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.938330 del
>>938329
Like (you)


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.938331 del
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>>938329
Your image didn't attach.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.938332 del
Can you make the posts (You) when replying to others?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.938333 del
>>938332
On the >>textNumber part I mean


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.938334 del
Ty.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.938335 del
>>938332
Probably.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.938336 del
>>938335
(You)s are very important to me.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.938337 del
Night.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.938338 del
if you're not cruisey i dont give a shid


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.938339 del
>>938337
Night, fellas.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.938340 del
The fuck. I corrected it to
>fella


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.938341 del
>>938337
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.938342 del
>>938340
fellate


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.938343 del
>>938329
currently suffering the mother of all headaches trying to work all this shit out


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.938344 del
Got JEETed again. Why are sars like this


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.938345 del
stress headache. very stressed


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.938346 del
I do okay during the daytime. It is at night that the depressive thoughts assail me.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.938347 del
seven tutorials. not a single one works on my machine. no documentation. at this stage I don't think it's me who is wrong


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.938348 del
>>938346
During the night try sleeping instead.

>>938347
It's the wrong version.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.938349 del
>>938347
what are you trying to do?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.938350 del
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Tried to post here all day is it working yet ?

If this post goes through the funniest thing about this whole situation is Sir Stanners Stinksalot must of refreshed this page about 1000x times today to post with his fucking stolen flag.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.938351 del
Went for a night walk, spiders everywhere, woe.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.938352 del
>>938351
I understand you have a phobia of them NEET, but you should not have murdered that huntsman.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.938353 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lvu60dcx0YE [Embed]

Do possums eat spiders?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.938354 del
>>938349
Can't explain it all here, currently on 9 tutorials. sick of being told that if the instructions failed it was somehow my fault. I understand that these instructions are generic, but if I've got to go through troubleshooting that's not a user issue, it's a system issue


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.938355 del
>>938353
Possibly. They eat ticks which are arachnids.
https://www.atshq.org/what-do-possums-eat/
>They Eliminate Ticks
>According to statistics by the National Wildlife Federation, one possum can potentially kill 4000 ticks in a week. This is due to their vigorous self-grooming methods.
>They either crash or consume the ticks burrowing in their fur. They are not susceptible to Lyme disease and can therefore protect humans from the same. This makes them a suitable pet to keep.
Now I want to keep possums. Ticks are a bane.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.938356 del
>>938355
Those are seppo possums m8.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.938357 del
>>938356
Are you saying our possums aren't clean mate?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.938358 del
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NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.938359 del
>>938355
We don’t have Lyme disease here


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.938360 del
>>938359
I'm sure we have something just as terrible.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.938361 del
After washing my car I found my biceps were weak and twitching, just from the exertion of holding the pressure gun. Absolutely disgraceful that I have become so unfit, especially as I have nothing to do all day. Starting tomorrow I'm going to embark on a program of intense weight training. No more excuses.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.938362 del
>>938347
I too am struggling to follow tutorials, seem to have developed long term mongitis. Used to be good at learning stuff.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.938363 del
NEETs after 2 weeks of sloth like shut in i got some exercise today.

Feeling good.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.938364 del
>>938363
what did you do?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.938365 del
>>938361
>Starting tomorrow
Sounds doable NEET. Good luck.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.938366 del
>>938363
Well done. Same again tomorrow.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.938367 del
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Wondering how much they'd pay me to get sterlised.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.938368 del
>938366
Achtually its back to work tomorrow. Its going to fuck me good. Thank god i aquired some dexies thisafternoon. Still have some oxy left. Postie should also be comming tomorrow too. Lazy fucking shits.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.938369 del
just shit the couchbed


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.938370 del
>>938367
What if we just required the infinity indians commming here to get sterilised ? fucking problem solved. Fucking Brilliant.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.938371 del
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>>938368
>Thank god i aquired some dexies
Clearly this is a message from God


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.938372 del
can’t even clean up quietly
fucking floorboards are squeaking with every step


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.938373 del
>>938369
Its the low carb diet.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.938374 del
>>938373
fucking stupid salad


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.938375 del
Nothing good on youtube again. Ffs.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.938376 del
Are there any NEETs who have NOT failed their new year resolutions yet?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.938377 del
Dragging myself through a mire or jeet, AI slop, archaic infrastructure packages and code. Who would do this full time?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.938378 del
Rubbing my belly. Had my last choof. Was all powdery and rocked me. Had to have two tokes. Too much roach. Too overcast to see the stars. Barefoot and sore. Thinking about how if there weren't all these cardboard boxes, we'd be in a paddock.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.938379 del
Long time since last choof


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.938380 del
wish i had some bros to choof with


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.938381 del
I can't shout ya mate, honest.
To god, brah.
I got some resin in yhe stem if youre desperate aye thou


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.938382 del
Not comfortable with the new site thing. It's different and I don't like it. I hope it's not forever.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.938383 del
Life can be better than right now, I know it.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.938384 del
>>938382
I share your feelings neet. We have been drivien from our homeland by the russian war spammer.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.938385 del
heart is pounding, can't fall asleep


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.938386 del
refried BEANS, corn chips, yogurt, salsa. The salsa was particularly good


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.938387 del
How do you buy your yoghurt?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.938388 del
I wish I'd gotten some zooper doopers or ice creams, but I'd just binge them.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.938389 del
In the last two days I've only eaten a bowl of cold curry and rice because I wad too lazy to microwave it, and I just had a slice of brioche bread. Just haven't felt hungry and missed feeding opportunities at appropriate times.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.938390 del
Youtube has accepted it's mortality and bombed themselves with AI slop


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.938391 del
I'm watching a thing about pakistan vs india


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.938392 del
>>938389
Be careful with cold rice. Rice is supposed to be bad for food poisoning


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.938393 del
Didn't know that.
Sushi is cold though


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.938394 del
>>938391
Same shit, different trouser leg


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.938395 del


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.938396 del
Brain totally collapsed. finished. done
6ix hours of swearing at machine, which is like a bee hive of jeet


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.938397 del
>>938396
>6ix hours of swearing at machine,
The most used programming language. #1 choice of 99.9% of the industry.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.938398 del
>>938394
👆💯


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.938399 del
might get a stone axe for home defence


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.938400 del
>>938399
Patrician choice.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.938401 del
harrumph


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.938402 del


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 18:58 [Preview] No.938403 del
>>938354
>Can't explain it all here
yeah fuck us right


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 19:04 [Preview] No.938407 del
oh ffs


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.938423 del
ADIDAS power hour.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.938424 del
>>938423
fucken sick of it


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.938449 del
Made a booking for lunch. Cruisey will never find me.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.938450 del
>>938449
I heard Monk made an app for Cruisey that can locate anyone and the nearest tug joint.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.938451 del
>>938450
Make one to locate Cruisey


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.938453 del
>>938451
Not possible.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.938454 del
>>938452
>>938452
Forgot to turn your flag off nubo

BUSTED


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.938455 del
>>938450
In JavaScript?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.938456 del
Ornin


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.938457 del
we still alive?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:34 [Preview] No.938458 del
Good morning Chat.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.938468 del
>>938455
Yes the whole front-end was outsourced to India while Monk worked tirelessly on the back-end.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.938471 del
>>938458
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.938477 del
I'd throw up on IGA if he tried to talk to me at a happy bench.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.938486 del
Post faster. No wonder you ukies lost the war.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.938488 del
Faster you faggot


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.938492 del
Come on. I thought you were a real spammer.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.938497 del
Slow. Boring.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.938503 del
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(12.34 KB 578x91 35916.png)
>>938486
It's russian cripple in wheelchair from 2ch.hk.
Call him Shit Shitych, he likes it.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.938516 del
Ukrainian, Russian, Bulgar, Croat, Georgian, Romani, Serb, Albanian.
It's all the same. Backwater slav shit.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.938563 del
>>938516
Wrong. Russians not slav, they finn-hungarian origin. But nowadays russian is not a nationality, it's more like nickname for mixture of nationals.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.938564 del
thinking about lonch


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.938565 del
How's there more spam if we're on magyarthea?


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.938566 del
>>938565
its all fucken fucked innit


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.938567 del
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>>938503
Maybe IGA is just copying that guy. He copies stuff just to be annoying. Whatever. He is the spammer now.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.938568 del
Can't even get my you's or click on numbers to reply.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.938569 del
>>938565
magrathea isn't magic m8.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.938570 del
The internet is magic.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.938571 del
>>938568
its retarted
how is this an upgrade


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.938572 del
Just do what the spammer wants. Delete polru.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.938573 del


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.938574 del
>>938572
Shit Shitych, chill


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.938576 del
Need to do things.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.938577 del
Just delete this whole spaghetti jeet tier coded webmess and let someone competent fill the void


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.938578 del
They don't have the time.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.938579 del
>>938575
>he was white
It didnt happen
>he was indian
This actually happened


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.938580 del
Just the thought of replying IGA's normal post makes me not want to post here any more.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.938581 del
Fuck ziggers, fuck putin, fuck ruzzia


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.938582 del
Nah fukk the ukie eu dawggz just give up you've lost


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.938583 del
>>938580
He doesn't even post here, it's all in numbo's pillhead


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.938584 del
(311.06 KB 288x290 34634653.mp4)


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.938585 del
Might treat myself to some chinkie for early lunch


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 23:38 [Preview] No.938586 del
Just want to post with my NEET friends.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 23:44 [Preview] No.938587 del
>>938586
Post away.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.938588 del
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I just want the board back. I want to post with frens, IGA is not a fren.


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.938589 del
Didn't sleep last night, which means I'm in for a bit of day gooning.
Just had a large big mac meal for brekkaeakkay with bacon, but i accidentally pulled the bacon rasher out on the first bite.
Time for a nodoze


NEET 01/05/2025 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.938590 del
>>938589
Spiralling down.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.938591 del
>>938589
>Didn't sleep last night, which means I'll spend the morning napping
Normalfag logic
>Didn't sleep last night, which means I'm in for a bit of day gooning.
NEET Logic!


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.938592 del
(377.70 KB 2016x1512 rent.jpg)


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.938593 del
(886.17 KB 576x1024 w39a6RFj.mp4)


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.938594 del
>>938593
This creep brother needs to stop sexualising Clayton. The parents should step in.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.938595 del
Might have a nap, behave while I'm gone neeties.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.938596 del
>>938594
The brother acts more retarded than him


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.938597 del
My body is failing me, everytime I go to the doctor they find something else wrong with me, might just drink more and die happy instead of this slow death and just let nature take it's course. No more tests for me.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.938598 del
>>938597
Atta boy! Take out your liver before something else gets you first


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.938599 del
>>938598
Thanks Dan you're the only one that cares.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.938600 del
Its not safe to post here anymore. IGA could reply to my posts.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.938601 del
>It's not safe inside my pillbrain anymore
Better put a bullet innit


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.938602 del


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.938603 del
Just follow the instructions they said. it would be easy they said.
But as soon as something goes wrong you can't continue down the track, and you're fucked


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.938604 del
>>938603
What step are you stuck on for what task?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.938605 del
My arse is non-compliant.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.938606 del
>>938603
Explain these fucking posts now


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.938607 del
>>938605
It's not what it used to be that's for sure.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.938608 del
Shit day.
Took Motherbat to lunch. She ate about a third of her meal.
Took her to the chemist. They didn't have of her drugs so we have to go back at some point tomorrow.
Car is complaining the key fob battery is low.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.938609 del
>>938594
Those brothers probably had a shit childhood having to look after that vegetable and get embarassed by him in public when they were teenagers.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.938610 del
>>938607
It needs a big uplift


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.938611 del
Gook slut at the JSP is pissed off that I told her our appointment will need to be done over the phone, but due to the pause in mutual obligations over the holidays my 'did not attend' status will not cause an issue with non-compliance.
NEET chads stay fucking winning


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.938612 del
>>938608
I hope she gets her medication soon. Was she not feeling well at lunch because of it?

YouTube how to replace that battery. If it's a CR battery it might be a quick fix, hopefully.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.938613 del
>>938611
Based. How many jobs did you need to apply for each period? Do you have do anything else other then the appointments?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.938614 del
>>938612
She can't eat much/quickly and has some hernia thing in her food pipe. She ordered a chiggen schnitzel and it was thick and large diameter and that probably put her off a bit.

It's a CR2032 in the fob, I believe.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.938615 del
>>938613
20 jobs a month. No other obligations. But I suppose I'll update my address soon. When living here previously I had no JSP to attend, hopefully that's still the case or I'll probably end up picking tomatoes with the maoris otherwise


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.938616 del
>>938614
Poor bat. I hope her lunch filled her up so she's not hungry later on.

>CR2032
If you can find a good YouTube video or get instructions on replacing the battery, it should be fairly easily. My fob was a bit tricky but a video showed me how to get the battery without breaking it and it's fairly easy to do now.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.938617 del
IGA is EVIL. He trolls his own community and tortures us NEETs then hides his horrible face and pretends to be nice. I HATE HIM.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.938618 del
>>938615
>I'll probably end up picking tomatoes with the maoris otherwise
In the hot weather, it will be back breaking.

Just update it online now if you can.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.938619 del
>>938615
>picking tomatoes with the maoris otherwise
Most of the tomato mongs up this way come from Papua New Guinea, come in on their 3 or 6 month visa then another group replaces them when it expires.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.938620 del
>>938614
>CR2032
I got a heap of them somewhere, it was almost as cheap to buy 10 or 20 of them from ebay than to get them locally.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.938621 del
(187.70 KB 1000x539 Jaycar-SDK.webp)


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.938622 del
>>938621
KEK build it!


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.938623 del
>>938615
I just can't understand how some NEETs have such different experiences within the system


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.938624 del
>>938621
Alright which one of you neets hacked jaycar?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.938625 del
The
>[Reply]
And
>Actions
For each post need more white space or put them on the same line with a big gap between them. I keep pressing the Reply and it brings up the Actions.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.938626 del
The only thing some of you need to be bouncing on is a JOB APPLICATION


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:08 [Preview] No.938627 del
had a much needed nap, now to start the day


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.938628 del
>>938625
you should be our any JS frontend dev


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.938629 del
>>938626
Could you please remember to spoiler hate speech.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.938630 del
>>938626
Wanna bounce on something else.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.938631 del
>>938628
Sir, I cannot redeem.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.938632 del
>>938611
>Gook slut is pissed off
She craves your BWC, that's why she's mad.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.938633 del
gonna waddle on down to the shops, pick up some neet treats, can I get you anything?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.938634 del
>>938632
He should enquire about the Pepper Grinder next time.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.938635 del
>>938633
Cold flavoured milk please, ~300ml or greater. Whatever flavour you think is best for me.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.938636 del
Monk works at Jaycar now ...


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.938637 del
>>938636
That's why we received a based article.
I knew it!


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.938638 del
>>938635
You seem like a banana man


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.938639 del
>>938636
You wouldn't believe the fucking idiot working at the Lizbef one now. Such a cringelord.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.938640 del
>>938638
That'll do. Thanks.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.938641 del
>>938639
He loves his local customers.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.938642 del
Replaced the battery in both fobs.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.938643 del
>>938642
Quick job?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.938644 del
>>938643
Reasonably. Fobs are a pain to open though.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.938645 del
Feeling unmotivated, may watch some welcome to the nhk to shame myself into motivation.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.938646 del
>https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/canada-pm-trudeau-announce-resignation-early-monday-globe-mail-reports-2025-01-06/
>Canada PM Trudeau is likely to announce resignation, source says

He should commit suicide on television, at least that'd be a small step in solving canada's housing crisis.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.938647 del
>>938646
>suicide
The old overseas or otherwise unavailable.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.938648 del
>>938611
Well done King.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.938649 del
>>938633
Carton VB longnecks thanks.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.938650 del
>>938648
2025 is the year of assertive noots


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.938651 del


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.938652 del
2025 is the year of combat boots


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.938653 del
>>938625
Executive finger phoneposter syndrome


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.938654 del
>>938652
might start wearing my nigger stompers more often


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.938655 del
>>938653
Executive anger (with laugh crying emoji).jpeg


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.938660 del
Wish Cruisey was my lover


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.938661 del
>>938660
>IKTF


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.938662 del
>>938661
He would be gentle, considerate, and attentive.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.938663 del
OPEN THE ACTIONS DROPBOX, I'M HOME WITH THE LOVE


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.938664 del
I hate t h is fucking shit knock off
Were grasping at tbe last little bit of the internet left
Missing the gen


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.938665 del
>>938664
Your negativity is not helping.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.938666 del
>Externally link to this specific post


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.938667 del
Sorry. Its alright.
Why is there a magrathea? What is it for?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.938668 del
I like t hat it has a banners page


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.938669 del
>>938662
He would lock you in a hot car.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.938670 del
>>938667
It's a pixxa


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.938671 del
doing a big shid for the first time in days
it doesn’t want to come out
seeing stars when I push


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.938672 del
>>938671
Coat hanger time.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.938673 del
Imagine Bill being sent round to find out why Weber isn’t answering his phone and finding him dead on the toilet with a big shit hanging out his bum.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.938674 del


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.938675 del
>>938671
Clogger has clogged you.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.938676 del
Have you guys seen the TV advert for Milky Foot?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.938679 del
>>938676
I haven't. Why do you ask?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.938680 del
>>938679
It's like plastic bag slippers that you put your feet into for a night or something and then when you take them off all the outer skin sloughs off in big sheets


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.938681 del
>>938680
You should give it a try.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.938682 del
>>938681
I told Motherbat I was going to put my nuts in one. She said words to the affect of "okay dickhead, let me accompany you to the doctor afterward"


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.938683 del
(1.47 MB 1832x1756 a_magyar_határon.jpg)
>>938565
It's the Germans' fault they let them in the back door.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.938684 del
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>>938563
"Russian" is like "American". The two countries are the same thing, except Russia is lamer in every metrics and characteristics and lagging behind a couple of steps.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.938685 del
>>938684
>Russia is lamer in every metrics
except sheilas and vodka


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.938686 del


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.938687 del
My fat neet friend said he doesn't care he is fat, and doesnt care about reduced life expectancy, saying he would play rust for another 20 years
and that he would have to apply to construction jobs if he was normal weight.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.938688 del
>>938687
>doesnt care about reduced life expectancy
I can understand this mindset.
If you've never experienced any of the normal pleasurable things in life (besides eating), living longer is just prolonging loneliness etc.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.938689 del
Yea, life isnt that good for most people


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.938690 del
Speak for yourselves

My life is awesome got a sweet as home theatre


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.938691 del
>>938690
You're living in the Dunny Space age though


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.938692 del
>>938687
He has accepted.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.938693 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7GT6Yv6ho2U [Embed]


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.938694 del
Struggling on the diet wagon. No energy, severe depression. Torture wagon.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.938695 del


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.938696 del
didn't get paid today
must be salty about me taking another week off


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.938697 del
>>938696
bastards


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.938698 del
>>938696
You should have shit on his doorstep.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.938699 del
>>938696
NEET ... they're not expecting (you) to go back ...


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.938700 del
>>938699
He's the business.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.938701 del
>>938687
I may not make it into old age, given how much damage I've already done, but I'm not going to die fat. Besides, I don't really find binge eating to be pleasurable anymore, it's just a habit.

>>938694
Keep going neet, the ride will get easier.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.938702 del
>>938701
>it's just a habit.
Great mindset NEET.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.938703 del
I need the food to ward off the depression and despair.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.938704 del
>asking AI to generate pretty girls for me
>keeps giving me non-white girls
JUST


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.938705 del
>>938704
J U S T


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.938706 del
Night.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.938707 del
>>938706
Good night Pidge. xx
I wish for us to have our old board back.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.938708 del
NEETs how bad would it be if I committed acts of violence against those pidges on my air conditioner?
Would you think badly of me if I killed them? I think I could hit them with the rake as they fly out of the carport.
Would it be a monstrous thing to do?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.938709 del
>>938708
They're the jews of the bird world

Take that as (you) will


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.938710 del
>>938708
>rake
The final solution.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.938711 del
>>938703
I am worried I’ll revert to my old ways after I take Motherbat back to her house on the weekend


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.938712 del
>>938711
Try your best to resist.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.938713 del
Star Trek Voyager is worse than I remember. The plots and characters are very unsophisticated.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.938714 del
>>938708
No different to killing rats, just put mouse traps out with seed and penut butter in them


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.938715 del
>>938714
But is it moral?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.938716 del
>>938708
what happened to getting little plastic spikes to stop them landing there?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.938717 del
>>938716
Its all too hard. I would need a ladder to get up there.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.938718 del
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>>938708
The pidges will call the pidge police on you, guaranteed.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.938719 del
>>938718
kek that is a good image.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.938720 del
>>938719
It's from a pilot episode of a police procedural tv show I'm working on.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.938721 del
>>938720
What is it going to be called?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.938722 del
>>938721
The provisional title is "Feathers & Fur: Precinct 9"


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.938723 del
>>938722
It needs work NEET, I'm not gonna lie to you.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.938724 del
>>938714
Would the mouse traps be big enough? Maybe rat traps instead?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.938725 del
>>938723
What would you suggest? Maybe pidge force?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.938726 del
Stop or my pidge will shit


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.938727 del


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.938728 del
>>938726
Heh.
We have these disks/plates with warnings, liek:
>careful, the dog bites!
These can be bought in shops and used on the front gate to warn off people.
Could be done it with pigeons:
>careful, the pidge shits!


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.938729 del
Watched memoirs of a geisha


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.938730 del
>>938729
Was good?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.938731 del
Yeah, I thought it was good. Now watchibg the new wallace and gromit


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.938732 del
>>938731
>the new wallace and gromit
You are a NEET of culture.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.938733 del
I bought MiSide.
Fuck hohols.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.938734 del


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.938735 del
Seeing the horror of my morbid obesity in the mirror drives me to eat more when logically it should drive me to eat less.
It just feels hopeless. No point even trying. Lost cause.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.938736 del
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>>938734
It is a Russian adventure/horror game that is trendy at the moment.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.938737 del
>>938734
Yes, fuck them with ur ass


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.938738 del
>>938736
awful jewish music


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 13:58 [Preview] No.938739 del
>>938733
Pidorusska, your place is in the trash!


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.938740 del
Watching harem anime.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 18:59 [Preview] No.938825 del
harrumph


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.938858 del


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.938859 del
>>938858
I thought it was IGA


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.938860 del
>>938858
He likes to be called:
Shit Shitych
Cal Jopych
Wheelchaired creep
Cripple
Please use that)


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.938866 del
>>938859
It's (you) and tiffany


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.938872 del
Motherbat was doing up the laces on my New Balance sneakers and said "N for Numpty" :(


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.938896 del
Numpty boots


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 20:18 [Preview] No.938903 del
Fuck off dickhead. I want to say good morning to my neet bros.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.938910 del
>>938903
GM NEET


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 20:22 [Preview] No.938911 del
>>938872
Was this because of the Grease Police hair spray comment last week?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 20:26 [Preview] No.938912 del
Movement of crippled stroller
Entirely depends on shaking
The more it shakes, the faster it makes
Small eyes fiercely roll


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.938935 del
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Cunts ruins everything


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.939014 del
It's spraying out of me.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.939048 del
ADIDAS.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.939066 del
Can we enable the CAPTCHA to see if it stops or slows it?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.939067 del
Morning neets, could really do without this crap.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:22 [Preview] No.939068 del
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NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:23 [Preview] No.939069 del
>>938935
Never been to a summernat, wishing I had now.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.939070 del
>>938848
>>939069
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.939071 del
Are suspenders a better choice for the larger neet gentleman than belts?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.939072 del
>>939066
Apparently the spammer had a bypass for the cloudflare captcha, he may just have been doing it manually.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.939086 del
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Took Motherbat to Bunnings.
Bought a garden gnome.
Drove to Two Wells and got excellent toasted sammiches and coffee.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.939089 del


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.939094 del
>>939067
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.939097 del
block posts with moon runes for a start
turn off images for a while


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.939102 del
>>939072
He's probably paying a service that does it on this scale.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.939106 del
>>939097
I don't think I can turn off images, only the BO can.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.939108 del
Its his letter. So stupid shitter


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.939139 del
Banned a lot of IP ranges, hopefully I didn't get any of the high quality neets.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:45 [Preview] No.939140 del
>>939139
I can still post, thanks.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.939141 del
>>939086
Good start to your gnome collection. I hope the collection grows in size. #envious


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.939142 del
>>939140
Good, we may have fewer neets, but they will be better ones now.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.939178 del
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NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.939183 del
Neets, I gotta go out soon, if our BO isn't available to moderate the board I may lock the board until I get back to stop it filling up with spam.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.939194 del
>>939183
That's fine. Have a good mording.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 23:09 [Preview] No.939198 del
>>939194
>>939183
We'll sit here patiently waiting for it to be unlocked.

Some might even sing a duet with their favourite wall or tree.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.939202 del
>>939198
Also the BO should deputise some volunteers to help clean up shit.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.939204 del
No more cringe manifesto


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 23:14 [Preview] No.939225 del
>>939202
A good job for Monk when he's up.


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.939233 del
We don't even have a position in this war. Do FSB niggers really?


NEET 01/06/2025 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.939234 del
AUSNEETS POOL IS TEMPORARILY CLOSED DUE RUSSIAN AIDS, WE'LL TRY AND RE-OPEN IN A FEW HOURS

Meanwhile why not go outside and enjoy some sunshine.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.939238 del
>>938714
This is why rat NEET no longer posts here


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.939255 del
Wanna post


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.939259 del
Just.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.939261 del
NEETs just wanna post


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.939262 del
Without the cancer.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.939263 del
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Not sure I can make it without ausneets bros.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.939264 del
>>939263
>IKTF


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.939265 del
We're back, who knows for how many minutes. Time to make the most of life neets. If you're having problems not getting refreshes click on the catalog or something, to activate the cloudflare captch.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.939266 del
Another minute and I would've had no choice but to clean my kitchen. Thank the gods for ausneets.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.939267 del
>>939266
I like your room.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.939268 del
... and WE'RE BACK NEETs


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.939269 del
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Listening to my neighbours trying to explain to the NBN pajeet that the NBN pajeet they sent out last week couldn't fix the problem and promised that this week's NBN pajeet would fix it. It's pajeets all the way down.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.939270 del
Saw a complaint about russian IP ranges now being banned, at least some of the IP range bans I was setting must have been working.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.939271 del
>>939269
The cycle of pain never ends.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.939272 del
>>939270
I hope so too.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.939273 del
(4.25 MB 576x1024 qj31WMSx.mp4)


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.939274 del
>>/neetlyfe/232
>>/nnetlyfe/233


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.939275 del
>>939273
Handsome fella.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.939276 del
>>939266
That was a lucky escape.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.939277 del


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.939278 del
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NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.939279 del
>>939277
>>939278
Food for thought.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.939280 del


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.939281 del
>>939269
Am starting to think Pajeet might not get to be a superpower 2025


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.939282 del
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I am back NEETs.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.939283 del
>>939282
You look well NEET.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.939284 del
>>939283
Thank you. I've been eating chicken.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.939285 del
>>939282
How was discord?


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.939286 del
>>939281
Soopoo power 2025


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.939287 del
>>939284
Did you get that new kfc meal deal?


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.939288 del
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Might make some french toast, would you neets like any?


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.939289 del
>>939288
I will have two slices please but it better be made in a square frying pan.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.939290 del
>>939287
Which one? They never have the things I like in the deals.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.939292 del
>>939290
The 5 buckets of coleslaw for $5.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.939293 del
>>939282
Where did you go?


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.939294 del
The rest of my glass food containers turned up, I ordered 2x 1.4l, 2x 1.5l and two 760ml ones, the plastic ones I had were in bad shape with the plastic peeling off them, so I can throw them in the bin now.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.939295 del
>>939294
My problem is that I make meals about 200-250mls in size, and I can't find any glasses containers in that size. They're all too big or too small.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.939296 del
>>939292
Thats a good deal.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.939297 del
I SHAL'NT BE STOPPED IN MY TERRIBLE RAGE AGAINST THE SEMITES


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.939298 del
>>939294
Good move NEET. Plastic is poison really.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.939299 del
Reminder that IGA copy pasted rupol spam onto this board.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.939300 del
>>939299
You're not fooling anyone numbo


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.939301 del
>>939299
If he did he probably got range banned with the rest of it. Wondering if any other neets accidentally got banned. Oh well.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.939303 del
>>939302
jewish ancestry at work


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.939304 del
>>939302
The licensing fees womboflix had to pay him just to play the first 3 harry potter films bankrupted us.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.939305 del
>>939288
Ofc thank you.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.939306 del
>>939291
Handsome fella.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.939307 del
>>939302
he has a golden wand.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.939340 del
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NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.939365 del
ADIDAS PM Power Hour.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.939368 del
Home


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.939370 del
>>939368
Big day out?


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.939377 del
Really good gnome. Where is he going to guard?


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.939389 del
>>939377
That won't stop you from getting under the floorboards, do not fear.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.939401 del


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.939406 del
Word filter some of the Crylic characters to words like steamer, neger and dunny. Should make for some better quality spam.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.939412 del
lol it's slowed it down.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.939475 del
Can't even talk to Cruisey with this spam happening :(


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.939490 del
Henlo Cruisey. How was your day?


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.939491 del
... and WE'RE BACK NEETs


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.939492 del
>>939491
But for how long?


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.939493 del
I am here. I do not even understand what the spam dispute is about. What is his motive?


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.939494 del
>>939493
I think he's pro-russian and wants to take over /polru/ and is trying to spam and dos endchan until the admins here give him that board


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.939495 del
>>939491
Didn't you shit in a pan ?

wtf I'd go to nuro if i wanted to see some classic psyop
Edited last time by Shiban on 01/23/2025 (Thu) 10:30.


NEET 01/07/2025 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.939514 del
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GOOD MORNING NEETS, SOME NEETS ARE BUNKERING ON NEETLYFE MEANWHILE WE'RE WORKING ON A SOLUTION, FOR NOW, POOL HAS TO CLOSE DUE TO RUSSIAN AIDS
Edited last time by boardneet on 01/07/2025 (Tue) 19:52.


NEET 01/09/2025 (Thu) 00:33 [Preview] No.939519 del
/AUSNEETS/ AND ENDCHAN WILL BE BACK SOON NEETS, HANG IN THERE
Edited last time by boardneet on 01/12/2025 (Sun) 10:43.



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