How does he do it?

SA BEST A

Severely stressed

>>814531
I don't want to talk about it.

I also don't want to talk about it

I wonder what Debiscuits will get up to for Valentine's Day

I'm leaving because it posted the lizard woman again

>>814551
Insurance premiums on hail damage through the roof!

>>814546
>>814547
Well if you pair aren't going to talk about than neither am I.

>>814556
kek

Risen
Need about 20 standards to resolve this 26 standard tax. A risky cruise to IGA is in order.
My current dry spell started on August 28, 2020.

>>814558
>Need about 20 standards to resolve this 26 standard tax.
>My current dry spell started on August 28, 2020.
Pick up some feed too, you've earned it!

Any of you see the new Sydney Sweeny film?

It is Lunar New Year today

I hate niggers.

>>814563
Settle down, Nate.

Cask acquired. 12 hours of twitter racism about to start

>>814563
No you don't.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-13056911/inside-remote-cabin-alaska-man-lived-30-years.html
Daily Mail has been stalking our movie nights

Only some seed-oils are bad, interlinked. Spirits don't lower your testosterone, interlinked. I'll use the spin bike without a screen, interlinked. A frog photo in the kitchen will boost my mood, interlinked.

>>814569
What is this nonsense? Interlinked.

>>814568
Women should not be allowed to vote, or even leave the house

>>814569
Only three out of four were me.

>>814569
You're way off baseline.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/forest-lake-brisbane-woman-violently-attacked-triggering-a-manhunt/91970275-d6d2-40dd-a15d-667d48185431
Total sudo death

>>814569
>interlinked
Interlinked?

Intertwinked

>>814573
It will be hilarious if she finally ends up proper cancelled over this.
The judenschwein even have police investigating her.

>>814579
>police investigating her
What for?

I wonder how many GB his twinktok folder is?

>>814581
She doxxed a bunch of Jews, who have subsequently been harassed.
She has railed against doxxing in the past when it's been men doing it to radical feminists, but apparently it's ok this time.

>>814580
Better than the spin bike.

might die

so sleepy

need some grog to perk me up

>>814583
She is probably also a huge supporter of 'unmasking' the racist biggoted NSN

>>814582
163MB. Most of it is stored on TwinkTok.

>>814558
Well that’s totally your fault for drinking while sober to increase your tolerance to the goon tax.

Going to have a nap.

>>814589
Your social credit score must be in the negatives.

>>814559
Was tossing up between KFC or guzmans tonight but looking at the colonel how can I say no ?

Have we ever had a slampig edition on ausneets?

>>814595
Hot and Spicy?

>>814562
Is that the chink one ?

>>814596
Asking the important questions.

>>814595
Tubbys favourite slop?

>>814575
Sudos don’t have handguns

>>814595
Embrace the seed oil.

>>814601
Very nice.

>>814601
That looks nice.

Is garlic bread goyslop? Asking for a mate.

>>814597
Yeah might even get some pot and gravy tonight for the memes

>>814607
I'll allow it. Only real butter though.

>>814602
It’s not my favourite by a long shop but when it’s raining it seems to be my go to comfort food. Oh and that steak I had the other day was to die for. It was 11/10

>>814610
>It was 11/10
Flavourtown?

>>814607
It is the nectar of the Gods.

That woman in Ballarat made the fatal mistake of jogging while carrying a garlic bread.

>>814613
I enjoy garlic bread as much as the next NEET but I am thinking some childhood experience must have led to your current obsession with delicacy.

Did nu-BO get an email response? When is the purge coming?

>>814584
The arse is very important.

>>814590
why does he have a knife in his back in this image?

>>814620
It might have been a samurai sword on his back.

>>814617
who's getting purged ?

>>814621
or the fabled iron bar

>>814623
>fabled iron bar
can you tell us the fable?

>>814624
No.

What happens in the craft beer aisle stays in the craft beer aisle.

went to the bottle-o and got some whiskey. been feeling woe'd and justed today.

>>814630
What type of whiskey?

>>814632
jim bogans

>>814633
Mixed with?

>>814634
regular coke

>>814635
Get some pebsi too.

>>814634
Liquid estogren

>>814636
i could not be fucked to even get up.

>>814637
Are you doing shots?

anyone know if it's possible to get prescribed testosterone from a gp? i think i lack it

>>814640
Not unless you're a tranny
My GP told me my test was normal because the reference range is deliberately set at like 200-900
All doctors are literally gay and trying to kill you

>>814641
I'm so justed I'm willing to try anything. Is there some kind of lie I can use to manipulate them into letting me have it?

>>814642
Just buy online. What are you, gay?

>>814640
You have to be below the "normal" range which starts ridiculously low for ideological reasons.
Our feminised society views testosterone negatively and the less men have the better they like it.

State mandated testosterone injections

>>814622
If you haven't been told that you're not getting purged, then you're probably one of the neets designated to get purged.

I awaken after being hit by a truck. I hear hums and chanting in the background as a strange man calmly waves his drink in front of me. He tells me that I will get to experience teen anime romance. “There are portals…” he says. Wtf???

>>814647
Is this a text based roleplay game?

>>814646
We will remember him.

Dan's iron bar was actually inspired by former politician Wilson 'Ironbar' Tuckey:

'In 1967, while employed as a publican in Carnarvon, Tuckey was convicted of assault after striking an Aboriginal man with a length of steel cable and fined $50. The man was allegedly being held down by Tuckey's brother at the time. Tuckey has had the nickname "Ironbar" ever since. '

>>814651
>Wilson 'Ironbar' Tuckey:
He was somewhat based, but also somewhat retarded.

>>814648
good rhyme

>>814651
>it's real
wtf

;)

>>814651
>Tuckey
Not Turkey?

>>814656
fucken ewwww

>>814655
Based.

>>814655
Is that you nuro you fucking madman?

>>814622
You hopefully.

>>814660
OFC

>>814655
Well bantered. Will disregard my narky remarks.

>>814661
That's not very nice. I don't break any rules or start dramas.

>>814655
Based. lol. Good content.

>>814655
lol

Bit of autism accent there to be honest

Nuro are those rumours about the chip box size true?
Have they made them smaller?

2024 is the year of the Seed Oil.

>>814669
It's what the NEETs crave.

>>814667
Unnecessary remark.

>>814670
Is this your kitchen?

>>814571
this neet gets it

Finished washing and drying the other car. I'm rooted.

>>814677
Time for bed.

>>814670
which neet is this about?

>>814678
Yeah I'm going to have a pebsi and then get on the couchbed

>>814655
What is wrong with your accent?

This is why I don't post videos or vocaroos any more.
The low quality NEETs make remarks about your voice.

>>814682
If you have a sperg voice, yes

I imagine the silver fox can mimic any dialect or accent he needs to

According to the voice experts on here every voice is either autistic or gay.
Maybe they should just keep their opinions to themselves.

Hi. My name is Werner Brandis. My voice is my passport. Verify me.

The name is Bond, James Bond. I would like a sausage sandwich.

>>814687
I bet he eats fried mars bars

>>814679
No one.
Just found it in some junkie group and I can't figure out what the fuck any of them talk about

>>814667
Yeah i most likely have tiny bit of tism NGL. Just a tiny bit.

>>814668
Elon and I are comming up with a fix.

>>814674
QRD: Food used to be cooked in animal fats or shit like olive or cocunut (as god intended) WW2 comes along and rationing becomes a thing. Then some food scientist figures out you can extract the oil from the RAPESEED plant very economically through a massive multi-step industrial process and name in Canada oil which they shorten to Canola oil which then ends up in literally all food produced by mega corps because it is so cheap. It then takes 20 years of people consuming goyslop for anyone to notice the connection between the industrial diet and people balooning in size / dying suddenly.

>>814681
what is wrong ? you are the one asking the questions dickhead.

>>814682
yep its a chilling effect all round

>>814687
kek



also no moofies tonight or tomorrow rite ?

>comming
;)

>>814687
>The salary cap is significantly higher for higher-ranking officers like SIS Directors. SIS Directors can earn more than £160,000 annually. The Chief of the Secret Intelligence Service makes more than £170,000 (exact figure unknown). According to Wikipedia, in 2010, the Chief made £169,999, so it could be more than £200,000 now.

He can afford it

>>814691
>industrial diet and people balooning in size / dying suddenly.
wtf i didn't expect that. does this mean KFC and mcdonalds is pozzed jew goyslop now?

Neighbours kitten ram inside my house when I opened the door and then hid under my armchair for like 15 minutes.
>Pic related it’s the cat

>>814696
It's your cat now, NEET.

>>814696
You have been adopted.

>>814696
Ransom it back to them.

>>814695
Yes.

>>814697
>>814698
>>814699
I tricked it into coming out by opening the door and then took it back to my neighbor. I'm sold on getting a cat though and probably will get one and call it BEANS in tribute to bean neet.

>>814696
That's a dog

>>814702
Sorry I don't eat dogs or cats like you, you fucking chink

>>814695
Notice how the alex jones pillhead will recognise it but distance himself from actual change

>>814696
at least one neet has gotten some pussy tonight

>>814701
Beans is a good name.

>>814703
Poorly bantered.

>>814703
I eat rats too

>>814704
Get that keyboard out. Get your mind off of the Based One. Become more interesting. Play us a song.

>>814708
I know you're not really chinese but I'm expressing my hatred for them anyway because I hate them and they eat good animals and they're racist

Watching something called Space Cowbowys. It was on the TV when I turned it on. I think it's going to be Boomers in Space orsomething.

>>814712
They would make one of them black if they remade it today. And one of them a woman. And one a transvestite.

>>814712
Dirty Harry gonna shoot a hole in the space plane

>>814711
With Clint Eastwood? it was alright.

>>814704
I smoke cigarettes too you fucking retard. What part of i dont fucking care dont you understand chink ?

>>814705
well ban tiered

>>814716
Best to just ignore him when he makes posts like that.
Remember what Shibs said to you about knowing when to stay silent.

>>814714
In the special edition he ejaculates in the cockpit and his crew mates have to avoid the floating semen

>>814718
I know. I am two bottles of champagne in. Real Dr Jekyll hours. In the mood to rape something or raid some medical bins and start making soap.

>>814719
Given they already had a vomit in an airplane scene, I'd believe it.

Night.

night

>>814723
Night

>>814601
Looks fantastic.

>>814720
Hanging out at work or back at your rental home?

>>814723
Good night Pidge. xx

>814728
ignored.

>>814728
Shut up nigger

>>814691
How drunk or high do you have to be to write like this?

>>814704
kek.

>>814733
Shutup nigger it was a good post

>>814716
You've been posting with a chinese flag all day. You're the fucking chink.

>>814732
>>814735
Enjoy your slop you fake 'right-winger' lmao

>>814728
We all know it is stuck in bosslady's dunny yet again.

>>814737
Shut up nigger

>>814735
You're embarrassing yourself again.

>>814740
shut up nigger

haha dude how dumb is biden???? i love these wicked wings

>>814720
>two bottles of champagne in
Lol, 14 standards of the cheapest plonk. $5 a bottle at BWS and you think you're superior to Based Stanners because you don't start drinking until 1pm.

>>814741
Don't make me write an email to Michelle Freeman informing her of your racism and talk about manufacturing firearms whilst cosplaying Brenton Tarrant with those shorts...

>>814742
The Based One has graced us with another Based post.
Based.

>Ferrari (2023)
>Coyote Ugly (2000)
>Crimes of the Future (2022)
>The Road (2011)
All four downloaded. Which should I watch?

>>814735
I nominate it for post of the thread medallist award

>>814750
Ferraris are alright, almost like a low end Lancia.

Yeah I know that obesity and hormonal imbalances are a major issue impacting my country haha but look at this funny mp4 I made
Um based??? No I don't workout because I feel uncomfortable exercising inside lol

>>814749
I was referring to the erratic spacing and malapropisms.

Now I see what nuro sees.

>>814752
He talks so much shit about others neet's health yet is such a hypocrite with his own.

What if the mysterious shredded and muscular neet was actually nuro?

Webby the throat goat.

>>814756
Keegz has posted photos of himself before - it is why he is so paranoid about reflections now.

>>814758
That was last year. He's had almost 5 weeks to get himself into shape.

Vascular trotters with an apple watch - health data to defeat the lefties

>>814760
lmao, his swollen hands are pretty funny. What causes that? Is it a lack of blood flow? too much salt?

>>814759
At a rate of 12kg per week that is doable.

Still haven't decided what film to watch. Might go to the bottleo instead.

>>814747
The Road (2009)

>>814754
It took you long enough.

>>814765
I don't get it. What is the air hes shooting? Is there some kind of 3rd dick use I'm not aware of?

>>814743
um seweety its 13 dollars a bottle at BWS, so 2 of them comes to 26 dollars

>>814744
who ? oh her, i have not spoken to her for a year. keep trying you broke ass bitch boi.

how long till WFTD ?

>>814769
>>814767
Yes yes very good shitposter, however...

>>814770
Nuro you need to ignore the goads and do not respond directly to accusations (either with the truth or lies - it is usually lies).

Just ignore.

kek'd

>>814754
Remember only a few threads ago there was 139:1 ratio of mentally ill bullshit to real Lord Nuro posts. I proved it.

member how we all have easy access to your official business data opsec boy :)

It's doable bros. And tomorrow, I'm going to start the transformation diet.

>>814774
>Lord Nuro
this has to stop.

>>814770
>how long till WFTD ?
I don't know. You should be keeping better track of that nuro. You don't want to get cut off.

>>814762
its called being in close proximity to a wide angle lense....

Funny how you are so scared to post any OC these days

FUNNY INNIT

>>814777
He is only Cruisey fat in that first pic. Not a real executive.

>>814777
>transformation diet
Join me in my classification diet. Anything can be reclassified.

>>814774
>Lord Nuro
Probably the worst meme in /ausneets/ history. Brokestraightboys is a gem in comparison.

>>814780
haha
obese cuckservative. not embarrassed?
🤭

>>814781
yeah, he doesn't really look like 136kg there

>>814780
>OC
Do you know what the 'O' in OC stands for?

ooooohh, nuro is big mad tonight

SOME neets just can't seem to handle nuro's status as the alpha pack leader of ausneets.

>>814772
It does not take long for it to stumble and terminally embarrass itself... then it starts doubling down. See >>814775

>>814775
ITS NOT WOLFBLASS ITS JACOBS CREEK YOU DYSLEXIC MENTAL PATIENT

lel night NEETs

>>814788
Yeah but are they all just IGAY slmefagging?

he thinks alex jones is somehow dissident and red pilled 😂

Can the neet who watched putin's interview 5 times fill us in on any important details - did vlad do anything but ramble about history?

>>814789
>embarrass
Kek, you're copying that other neet's memes again. Sad!
>night
Dunny?

>>814790
>slmefagging
Slow down on the $5 plonk big boy.

>>814793
You are a Dementor, we all see you and your shit does not fly anymore. FACT.

>>814783
>>814778
Lord Nuro is signing off. Lord Nuro laughs at your pathetic self. Lord Nuro has retired. Lord Nuro. Lord Nuro. Lord Nuro.

>>814795
Get an uber home mate

>>814796
*toilet flushes*

the reaction pics are the chefs kiss for the cringe terminally online persona lol

wish I was out in the park drinking with the neet bros, having that one final big night before we all get on the wagon

Severely stressed

Extremely horny

Jupiter is looking dim these days.
I should have utilised his power.
Sirius was more attractive.

>>814803
Uranus is the source of a NEET's power.

>>814803
What the fuck are you talking about?

Schizo power hour

Long live Webber the King

The fellowship in his ring

When you wear webbers brown ring you start to see crazy things

Cenno landed. Winning

>>814810
How many times did you check before it was in there?

>>814811
I got the notification on my phone, hackerman style

>>814812
My bank doesn't have that option.

Sophrosyne (Ancient Greek: σωφροσύνη) is an ancient Greek concept of an ideal of excellence of character and soundness of mind, which when combined in one well-balanced individual leads to other qualities, such as temperance, moderation, prudence, purity, decorum, and self-control.

>>814814
I saw that tweet

>>814815
How many chapters of that book have you read?

>>814816
Not answering that kind of narkiness

I've got a really strong craving for some cream bikkies.

Still awake. Napped before. Woof.

>>814796
>Lord Nuro has retired. Lord Nuro. Lord Nuro. Lord Nuro.
Stanners has buck broken him. He has lost his mind.

>>814817
Nigger.

I CANT FUCKING SLEEP AGAIN JUST JUST MY SHIT UP
JUST
JUST
JUST

mording
have to leave here at 6.15am

>>814824
Good morning NEET. Why so early?

>>814821
Made a true man of him and together at last. Beautiful.

>>814826
I have to be at Glenelg to help set up the Corvette thing at 7am.
I need to finish my mondster and have a shower.

>>814828
Good luck NEET. Stay safe out there.

>>814818
It's kind of funny reviewing the reviews because in
>Russia review watches you!

>>814773
kek

Morning bros. Today's going to be the day I finally get my shit together. Got it all worked out this time. It's going to go smoothly this time.

>>814761
The truth will set them free.

>>814832
Good morning NEET. I look forward to the updates.

>>814832
Sending my energy your way. Good luck neet.

Can someone send me some bowel movement energy? Need more action from the back section.

>>814836
Eat a bunch of plums.

>>814836
Have a coffee.

>>814838
With olive oil. Not Olive's.

>>814839
Or Ryan's oil?

>>814840
I can imagine a motor oil brand like that.

>>814841
I wouldn't trust it in my car engine.

>>814709
>Play us a song.
The musical will happen one day.

It's falling out of me.

How hot and it's too hard to find parks near there.
A lamb and rosemary pie, a quiche Lorraine and a vanilla slice would be nice from the orange bakery.
Wonder if Weber has been to Banjos and got a scallop pie. Traditional Tasmanian feed.

I hope you're wearing your hat and sunscreen.

>>814836
Eat BEANS

>>814825
Oh pajeet, you've done it again.

>>814846
Motherbat reminded him so he'll be fine.

>>814832
I want to believe.

>>814846
what percentage of aussies don't wear sunscreen regularly?

>>814825
They should set up portable toilets along regular stops along the way to the peak. Inb4 mountain pajeets wouldn't use them

>>814851
I never do because I'm not a girl, or have a bat on my back about it.

>>814854
he's a bit chubbier than that I'm afraid. You need a picture of his beer gut hanging out of his singlet

Good Morning NEETs

t. Lord Nuro

>>814851
i never used it when riding because its slippery shit that would make my grips unsafe, or just run and burn my eyes when i got sweaty.

Just had a skin checkup. Had 2 spots on arm biopsied. They were benign and got frozen off on friday. Currently have two large welts on my arm. Such is life.

Based.

>>814857
At least you're going to the doctor, unlike some people here.

FUG...no energy again today. Every single day is like this.

Good morning NEETs.

>>814860
You need to order some of this https://www.infowarsstore.com/health-and-wellness/dr-jones-naturals/dr-jones-next-level-energy-methylfolate

i am eagerly waiting my delivery

>>814859
Ride nigger, ride.

>>814863
Lovely. What did you get from the bakery?

>>814863
Very nice.

>>814865
Nothing. I’ll go to the pub soon.

Got the towels in the washing machine.

>>814867
Specials board?

>>814868
Some neets don't even have bath mats.

tempted to get gooned, know it won't help

>>814871
iktfn

>>814863
Good work NEET.

>>814869
That pub doesn't have real specials

>>814874
Still cheaper than cooking at home.

>>814875
They used to have a buffet/salad bar iirc before covid. Wonder if they brought it back.

>>814863
Nice, thanks for the pics.

>>814863
ooooooofffffffff

I can't get over how uncool Taylor Swift comes across as. She is very awkward to see in motion.

>>814880
I can't tell the difference between IGA and Nuro posts.

Going to shit my guts out in a big way and then have a shower I guess.

>>814881
I think they are the same neet. There are way too many coincidences at work here.

I've been getting up at 10:30am and need to start doing so at 6:00am. I have two weeks to get my arse into gear. Any tips or advice?

>>814878
webby looks good from that angle

>>814884
why 2 weeks? You've got the rest of your dole bludging life

>>814884
Easy, get a loud alarm clock and set it back from the bed so you have to get up to turn it off.

>>814886
To do with the heat and when I go shopping.
>>814887
Sounds painful but might be needed.

ate some salad, got some energy, wasted it playing vidya, now can't do anything except watch youtube

taxed

In a bad mood. Might abuse weber.

>>814890
20 standoes?
New booze cruise?

woed

I've been into the sweetened condensed milk again.

Where are all the neets? Chased off by Keegan's god awful posting again?

>>814897
Keep his name out of your mouth.

>>814898
Because he is your wife, tiffin?

Angry, bored, horny.
Robert Neville feels today.

>>814900
>Robert Neville
He was having sexual relations with those zombies.

>>814901
He did not!
He only thought about banging some of them. I don't blame him tbh. With them being completely immobilized during the day and him being immune he could freely rape them all day without difficulty. It would be interesting to see if he could get one pregnant as well.

I raped weber after he was immobilized after a particularly large binge once.

I need a pool in front of my tv/monitor so I can sit in it all day to keep cool

Do any of you write plays, filmscripts, novels or anything like that?

>>814905
no

>>814905
I used to try and make levels for vidya games, like neverwinter nights and quake

Looking at the new pornhub statistics. Trannyshit isn't searched for very much but ends up most viewed lol. This would strongly suggest to me that it is getting promoted and people are unknowingly clicking on it. I'm glad I just pirate all that filth instead.

>>814897
you are already dead motherfucker

>>814909
Keegan, I'm reporting (you) for making death threats. Please don't keep making them or I'll have to contact the QLD police.

>>814910
LOL

>>814905
I’ve got an aspiration to write a book. Maybe a non-fiction book

Got some rice on. Going to make a chicken curry.

>>814915
Throw in an extra half dozen birds eye chillis for me please.

>>814916
>>814916
>half dozen
Seppo-term. You mean half a dozen.

Does neetking still hang out here?

>>814918
He pops in from time to time. He was here yesterday.

I gave the interior of the car a wipe down. It is being serviced tomorrow and it is just good manners to give it to them in a clean condition.

I will give the exterior a good spray with the hose later this evening. That is as close to a proper wash as it gets these days.

Keep thinking about cheesecake. Just one more before getting on the diet wagon tomorrow.

>>814921
>Just one more before getting on the diet wagon tomorrow.
Sounds do-able. Treat yourself.

weberbot

>>814921
You've earned that cheesecake by deciding to get on the diet wagon tomorrow.

>>814921
New week, new life.

Had two bowls of chicken curry. Spilt it all over my shirt. I'm wearing a light grey t-shirt that is literally covered in curry. Going to go to the bottleo later. Will probably change my shirt before that though.

>>814926
>covered in curry.
It was a good meme. A good word filter. Maybe due for a comeback?

>>814927
I never knew what it was a word filter for.

>>814928
depressed

Showered. Feel slightly better. Still taxed though.

>>814933
Wagon tomorrow?

>>814933
Limit yourself to only 15 standards tonight so you can recover a bit.

>>814933
You look terrible. Puffy and bloated.

>>814926
I have a old tshirt I put on when I eat things like curries, noodles and soy sauce dishes because I splatter it all over my self.

>>814927
yeah it was one of the best ones.

>>814936
He's going for Nurgle 2024.