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NEET General #801 - Dry Spell Edition NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No. 814531
How long is your current dry spell NEETs?
Do you see much hope of ending it?

Old Thread: >>813455

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.814534 del
How does he do it?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.814543 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.814544 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.814545 del
Severely stressed

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.814546 del
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I don't want to talk about it.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.814547 del
I also don't want to talk about it

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.814548 del
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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.814549 del
I wonder what Debiscuits will get up to for Valentine's Day

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.814551 del
I'm leaving because it posted the lizard woman again

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.814552 del
Insurance premiums on hail damage through the roof!

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.814553 del
Well if you pair aren't going to talk about than neither am I.

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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.814558 del
Need about 20 standards to resolve this 26 standard tax. A risky cruise to IGA is in order.
My current dry spell started on August 28, 2020.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.814559 del
>Need about 20 standards to resolve this 26 standard tax.
>My current dry spell started on August 28, 2020.
Pick up some feed too, you've earned it!

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.814561 del
Any of you see the new Sydney Sweeny film?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.814562 del
It is Lunar New Year today

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.814563 del
I hate niggers.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.814564 del
Settle down, Nate.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.814565 del
Cask acquired. 12 hours of twitter racism about to start

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.814566 del
No you don't.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.814568 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.814569 del
Only some seed-oils are bad, interlinked. Spirits don't lower your testosterone, interlinked. I'll use the spin bike without a screen, interlinked. A frog photo in the kitchen will boost my mood, interlinked.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.814570 del
What is this nonsense? Interlinked.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.814571 del
Women should not be allowed to vote, or even leave the house

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.814572 del
Only three out of four were me.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.814573 del
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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.814574 del
You're way off baseline.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.814576 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.814577 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.814578 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.814579 del
It will be hilarious if she finally ends up proper cancelled over this.
The judenschwein even have police investigating her.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.814581 del
>police investigating her
What for?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.814582 del
I wonder how many GB his twinktok folder is?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.814583 del
She doxxed a bunch of Jews, who have subsequently been harassed.
She has railed against doxxing in the past when it's been men doing it to radical feminists, but apparently it's ok this time.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.814584 del
Better than the spin bike.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.814585 del
might die

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.814586 del
so sleepy

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.814587 del
need some grog to perk me up

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.814588 del
She is probably also a huge supporter of 'unmasking' the racist biggoted NSN

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:54 [Preview] No.814589 del
163MB. Most of it is stored on TwinkTok.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.814591 del
Well that’s totally your fault for drinking while sober to increase your tolerance to the goon tax.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.814592 del
Going to have a nap.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.814593 del
Your social credit score must be in the negatives.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.814594 del
>drinking while sober

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.814595 del
Was tossing up between KFC or guzmans tonight but looking at the colonel how can I say no ?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.814596 del
Have we ever had a slampig edition on ausneets?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.814597 del
Hot and Spicy?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.814598 del
Is that the chink one ?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.814600 del
Asking the important questions.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.814601 del
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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.814602 del
Tubbys favourite slop?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.814603 del
Sudos don’t have handguns

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.814604 del
Embrace the seed oil.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.814605 del
Very nice.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.814606 del
That looks nice.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.814607 del
Is garlic bread goyslop? Asking for a mate.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.814608 del
Yeah might even get some pot and gravy tonight for the memes

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.814609 del
I'll allow it. Only real butter though.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.814610 del
It’s not my favourite by a long shop but when it’s raining it seems to be my go to comfort food. Oh and that steak I had the other day was to die for. It was 11/10

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.814611 del
>by a long shop

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.814612 del
>It was 11/10

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.814613 del
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It is the nectar of the Gods.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.814614 del
That woman in Ballarat made the fatal mistake of jogging while carrying a garlic bread.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.814615 del
I enjoy garlic bread as much as the next NEET but I am thinking some childhood experience must have led to your current obsession with delicacy.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.814616 del
>raised on garlic bread flavoured breast milk

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.814617 del
Did nu-BO get an email response? When is the purge coming?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.814618 del
The arse is very important.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.814619 del
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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.814620 del
why does he have a knife in his back in this image?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.814621 del
It might have been a samurai sword on his back.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.814622 del
who's getting purged ?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.814623 del
or the fabled iron bar

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.814624 del
>fabled iron bar
can you tell us the fable?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.814625 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.814626 del
What happens in the craft beer aisle stays in the craft beer aisle.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.814627 del
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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.814630 del
went to the bottle-o and got some whiskey. been feeling woe'd and justed today.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.814632 del
What type of whiskey?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.814633 del
jim bogans

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.814634 del
Mixed with?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.814635 del
regular coke

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.814636 del
Get some pebsi too.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.814637 del
Liquid estogren

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.814638 del
i could not be fucked to even get up.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.814639 del
Are you doing shots?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.814640 del
anyone know if it's possible to get prescribed testosterone from a gp? i think i lack it

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.814641 del
Not unless you're a tranny
My GP told me my test was normal because the reference range is deliberately set at like 200-900
All doctors are literally gay and trying to kill you

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.814642 del
I'm so justed I'm willing to try anything. Is there some kind of lie I can use to manipulate them into letting me have it?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.814643 del
Just buy online. What are you, gay?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.814644 del
You have to be below the "normal" range which starts ridiculously low for ideological reasons.
Our feminised society views testosterone negatively and the less men have the better they like it.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.814645 del
State mandated testosterone injections

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.814646 del
If you haven't been told that you're not getting purged, then you're probably one of the neets designated to get purged.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.814647 del
I awaken after being hit by a truck. I hear hums and chanting in the background as a strange man calmly waves his drink in front of me. He tells me that I will get to experience teen anime romance. “There are portals…” he says. Wtf???

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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.814649 del
Is this a text based roleplay game?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.814650 del
We will remember him.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.814651 del
Dan's iron bar was actually inspired by former politician Wilson 'Ironbar' Tuckey:

'In 1967, while employed as a publican in Carnarvon, Tuckey was convicted of assault after striking an Aboriginal man with a length of steel cable and fined $50. The man was allegedly being held down by Tuckey's brother at the time. Tuckey has had the nickname "Ironbar" ever since. '

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.814652 del
>Wilson 'Ironbar' Tuckey:
He was somewhat based, but also somewhat retarded.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.814653 del
good rhyme

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.814654 del
>it's real

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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.814657 del
Not Turkey?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.814658 del
fucken ewwww

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.814659 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.814660 del
Is that you nuro you fucking madman?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.814661 del
You hopefully.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.814662 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.814663 del
Well bantered. Will disregard my narky remarks.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.814664 del
That's not very nice. I don't break any rules or start dramas.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.814665 del
Based. lol. Good content.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.814666 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.814667 del
Bit of autism accent there to be honest

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.814668 del
Nuro are those rumours about the chip box size true?
Have they made them smaller?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.814669 del
2024 is the year of the Seed Oil.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.814670 del
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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.814671 del
It's what the NEETs crave.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.814672 del
Unnecessary remark.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.814673 del
Is this your kitchen?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.814674 del
>tfw still don't know what seed oil is and if it's good or bad

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.814675 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.814676 del
this neet gets it

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.814677 del
Finished washing and drying the other car. I'm rooted.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.814678 del
Time for bed.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.814679 del
which neet is this about?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.814680 del
Yeah I'm going to have a pebsi and then get on the couchbed

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.814681 del
What is wrong with your accent?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.814682 del
This is why I don't post videos or vocaroos any more.
The low quality NEETs make remarks about your voice.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.814683 del
If you have a sperg voice, yes

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.814684 del
I imagine the silver fox can mimic any dialect or accent he needs to

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.814685 del
According to the voice experts on here every voice is either autistic or gay.
Maybe they should just keep their opinions to themselves.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.814686 del
Hi. My name is Werner Brandis. My voice is my passport. Verify me.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.814687 del
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The name is Bond, James Bond. I would like a sausage sandwich.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.814688 del
I bet he eats fried mars bars

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:20 [Preview] No.814689 del
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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.814690 del
No one.
Just found it in some junkie group and I can't figure out what the fuck any of them talk about

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.814691 del
Yeah i most likely have tiny bit of tism NGL. Just a tiny bit.

Elon and I are comming up with a fix.

QRD: Food used to be cooked in animal fats or shit like olive or cocunut (as god intended) WW2 comes along and rationing becomes a thing. Then some food scientist figures out you can extract the oil from the RAPESEED plant very economically through a massive multi-step industrial process and name in Canada oil which they shorten to Canola oil which then ends up in literally all food produced by mega corps because it is so cheap. It then takes 20 years of people consuming goyslop for anyone to notice the connection between the industrial diet and people balooning in size / dying suddenly.

what is wrong ? you are the one asking the questions dickhead.

yep its a chilling effect all round


also no moofies tonight or tomorrow rite ?

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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.814693 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.814694 del
>The salary cap is significantly higher for higher-ranking officers like SIS Directors. SIS Directors can earn more than £160,000 annually. The Chief of the Secret Intelligence Service makes more than £170,000 (exact figure unknown). According to Wikipedia, in 2010, the Chief made £169,999, so it could be more than £200,000 now.

He can afford it

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.814695 del
>industrial diet and people balooning in size / dying suddenly.
wtf i didn't expect that. does this mean KFC and mcdonalds is pozzed jew goyslop now?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.814696 del
Neighbours kitten ram inside my house when I opened the door and then hid under my armchair for like 15 minutes.
>Pic related it’s the cat

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.814697 del
It's your cat now, NEET.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.814698 del
You have been adopted.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.814699 del
Ransom it back to them.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.814700 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.814701 del
I tricked it into coming out by opening the door and then took it back to my neighbor. I'm sold on getting a cat though and probably will get one and call it BEANS in tribute to bean neet.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.814702 del
That's a dog

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.814703 del
Sorry I don't eat dogs or cats like you, you fucking chink

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.814704 del
Notice how the alex jones pillhead will recognise it but distance himself from actual change

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.814705 del
at least one neet has gotten some pussy tonight

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.814706 del
Beans is a good name.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.814707 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.814708 del
I eat rats too

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.814709 del
Get that keyboard out. Get your mind off of the Based One. Become more interesting. Play us a song.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.814710 del
I know you're not really chinese but I'm expressing my hatred for them anyway because I hate them and they eat good animals and they're racist

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.814711 del
Watching something called Space Cowbowys. It was on the TV when I turned it on. I think it's going to be Boomers in Space orsomething.

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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.814713 del
They would make one of them black if they remade it today. And one of them a woman. And one a transvestite.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.814714 del
Dirty Harry gonna shoot a hole in the space plane

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.814715 del
With Clint Eastwood? it was alright.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.814716 del
I smoke cigarettes too you fucking retard. What part of i dont fucking care dont you understand chink ?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.814717 del
well ban tiered

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.814718 del
Best to just ignore him when he makes posts like that.
Remember what Shibs said to you about knowing when to stay silent.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.814719 del
In the special edition he ejaculates in the cockpit and his crew mates have to avoid the floating semen

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.814720 del
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I know. I am two bottles of champagne in. Real Dr Jekyll hours. In the mood to rape something or raid some medical bins and start making soap.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.814721 del
Given they already had a vomit in an airplane scene, I'd believe it.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.814722 del
>Solvol, best soap.

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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.814724 del
>chink uni student!!! uma delicia nigger slop!!!

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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.814727 del
Looks fantastic.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.814728 del
Hanging out at work or back at your rental home?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.814729 del
<learning difficulties

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.814730 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.814731 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.814732 del
Shut up nigger

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.814733 del
How drunk or high do you have to be to write like this?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.814734 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:21 [Preview] No.814735 del
Shutup nigger it was a good post

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.814736 del
You've been posting with a chinese flag all day. You're the fucking chink.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.814737 del
Enjoy your slop you fake 'right-winger' lmao

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.814738 del
We all know it is stuck in bosslady's dunny yet again.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.814739 del
Shut up nigger

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.814740 del
You're embarrassing yourself again.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.814741 del
shut up nigger

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.814742 del
haha dude how dumb is biden???? i love these wicked wings

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.814743 del
>two bottles of champagne in
Lol, 14 standards of the cheapest plonk. $5 a bottle at BWS and you think you're superior to Based Stanners because you don't start drinking until 1pm.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.814744 del
Don't make me write an email to Michelle Freeman informing her of your racism and talk about manufacturing firearms whilst cosplaying Brenton Tarrant with those shorts...

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.814745 del
The Based One has graced us with another Based post.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.814746 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.814747 del
>Ferrari (2023)
>Coyote Ugly (2000)
>Crimes of the Future (2022)
>The Road (2011)
All four downloaded. Which should I watch?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.814748 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NTbNCezCJNM [Embed]

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.814749 del
I nominate it for post of the thread medallist award

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:29 [Preview] No.814750 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.814751 del
Ferraris are alright, almost like a low end Lancia.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.814752 del
Yeah I know that obesity and hormonal imbalances are a major issue impacting my country haha but look at this funny mp4 I made
Um based??? No I don't workout because I feel uncomfortable exercising inside lol

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.814753 del
I was referring to the erratic spacing and malapropisms.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.814754 del
Now I see what nuro sees.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.814755 del
He talks so much shit about others neet's health yet is such a hypocrite with his own.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.814756 del
What if the mysterious shredded and muscular neet was actually nuro?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.814757 del
Webby the throat goat.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.814758 del
Keegz has posted photos of himself before - it is why he is so paranoid about reflections now.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.814759 del
That was last year. He's had almost 5 weeks to get himself into shape.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.814760 del
Vascular trotters with an apple watch - health data to defeat the lefties

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.814762 del
lmao, his swollen hands are pretty funny. What causes that? Is it a lack of blood flow? too much salt?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.814763 del
At a rate of 12kg per week that is doable.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.814764 del
Still haven't decided what film to watch. Might go to the bottleo instead.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.814765 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.814766 del
The Road (2009)

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.814767 del
It took you long enough.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.814768 del
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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.814769 del
I don't get it. What is the air hes shooting? Is there some kind of 3rd dick use I'm not aware of?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.814770 del
um seweety its 13 dollars a bottle at BWS, so 2 of them comes to 26 dollars

who ? oh her, i have not spoken to her for a year. keep trying you broke ass bitch boi.

how long till WFTD ?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.814771 del
Yes yes very good shitposter, however...

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.814772 del
Nuro you need to ignore the goads and do not respond directly to accusations (either with the truth or lies - it is usually lies).

Just ignore.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.814773 del
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NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.814774 del
Remember only a few threads ago there was 139:1 ratio of mentally ill bullshit to real Lord Nuro posts. I proved it.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.814776 del
member how we all have easy access to your official business data opsec boy :)

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.814777 del
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It's doable bros. And tomorrow, I'm going to start the transformation diet.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.814778 del
>Lord Nuro
this has to stop.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.814779 del
>how long till WFTD ?
I don't know. You should be keeping better track of that nuro. You don't want to get cut off.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.814780 del
its called being in close proximity to a wide angle lense....

Funny how you are so scared to post any OC these days


NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.814781 del
He is only Cruisey fat in that first pic. Not a real executive.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.814782 del
>transformation diet
Join me in my classification diet. Anything can be reclassified.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.814783 del
>Lord Nuro
Probably the worst meme in /ausneets/ history. Brokestraightboys is a gem in comparison.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.814784 del
obese cuckservative. not embarrassed?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.814785 del
yeah, he doesn't really look like 136kg there

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.814786 del
Do you know what the 'O' in OC stands for?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.814787 del
ooooohh, nuro is big mad tonight

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.814788 del
SOME neets just can't seem to handle nuro's status as the alpha pack leader of ausneets.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.814789 del
It does not take long for it to stumble and terminally embarrass itself... then it starts doubling down. See >>814775


lel night NEETs

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.814790 del
Yeah but are they all just IGAY slmefagging?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.814791 del
he thinks alex jones is somehow dissident and red pilled 😂

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.814792 del
Can the neet who watched putin's interview 5 times fill us in on any important details - did vlad do anything but ramble about history?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.814793 del
Kek, you're copying that other neet's memes again. Sad!

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.814794 del
Slow down on the $5 plonk big boy.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.814795 del
You are a Dementor, we all see you and your shit does not fly anymore. FACT.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.814796 del
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Lord Nuro is signing off. Lord Nuro laughs at your pathetic self. Lord Nuro has retired. Lord Nuro. Lord Nuro. Lord Nuro.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.814797 del
Get an uber home mate

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.814798 del
*toilet flushes*

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.814799 del
the reaction pics are the chefs kiss for the cringe terminally online persona lol

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.814800 del
wish I was out in the park drinking with the neet bros, having that one final big night before we all get on the wagon

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.814801 del
Severely stressed

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.814802 del
Extremely horny

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.814803 del
Jupiter is looking dim these days.
I should have utilised his power.
Sirius was more attractive.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.814804 del
Uranus is the source of a NEET's power.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 12:21 [Preview] No.814805 del
What the fuck are you talking about?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.814806 del
Schizo power hour

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.814807 del
Long live Webber the King

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.814808 del
The fellowship in his ring

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.814809 del
When you wear webbers brown ring you start to see crazy things

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.814810 del
Cenno landed. Winning

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.814811 del
How many times did you check before it was in there?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.814812 del
I got the notification on my phone, hackerman style

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.814813 del
My bank doesn't have that option.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.814814 del
Sophrosyne (Ancient Greek: σωφροσύνη) is an ancient Greek concept of an ideal of excellence of character and soundness of mind, which when combined in one well-balanced individual leads to other qualities, such as temperance, moderation, prudence, purity, decorum, and self-control.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.814815 del
I saw that tweet

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.814816 del
How many chapters of that book have you read?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.814817 del
Not answering that kind of narkiness

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.814818 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.814819 del
I've got a really strong craving for some cream bikkies.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 15:32 [Preview] No.814820 del
Still awake. Napped before. Woof.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.814821 del
>Lord Nuro has retired. Lord Nuro. Lord Nuro. Lord Nuro.
Stanners has buck broken him. He has lost his mind.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.814822 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.814823 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 18:37 [Preview] No.814824 del
have to leave here at 6.15am

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 18:49 [Preview] No.814826 del
Good morning NEET. Why so early?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.814827 del
Made a true man of him and together at last. Beautiful.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.814828 del
I have to be at Glenelg to help set up the Corvette thing at 7am.
I need to finish my mondster and have a shower.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.814829 del
Good luck NEET. Stay safe out there.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.814830 del
It's kind of funny reviewing the reviews because in
>Russia review watches you!

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.814831 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.814832 del
Morning bros. Today's going to be the day I finally get my shit together. Got it all worked out this time. It's going to go smoothly this time.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 19:02 [Preview] No.814833 del
The truth will set them free.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.814834 del
Good morning NEET. I look forward to the updates.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.814835 del
Sending my energy your way. Good luck neet.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.814836 del
Can someone send me some bowel movement energy? Need more action from the back section.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 20:20 [Preview] No.814837 del
Eat a bunch of plums.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.814838 del
Have a coffee.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.814839 del
With olive oil. Not Olive's.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 20:26 [Preview] No.814840 del
Or Ryan's oil?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 20:27 [Preview] No.814841 del
I can imagine a motor oil brand like that.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 20:36 [Preview] No.814842 del
I wouldn't trust it in my car engine.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 20:49 [Preview] No.814843 del
>Play us a song.
The musical will happen one day.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.814844 del
It's falling out of me.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 21:38 [Preview] No.814845 del
How hot and it's too hard to find parks near there.
A lamb and rosemary pie, a quiche Lorraine and a vanilla slice would be nice from the orange bakery.
Wonder if Weber has been to Banjos and got a scallop pie. Traditional Tasmanian feed.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.814846 del
I hope you're wearing your hat and sunscreen.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.814847 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.814848 del
Oh pajeet, you've done it again.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.814849 del
Motherbat reminded him so he'll be fine.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.814850 del
I want to believe.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.814851 del
what percentage of aussies don't wear sunscreen regularly?

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.814852 del
They should set up portable toilets along regular stops along the way to the peak. Inb4 mountain pajeets wouldn't use them

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.814853 del
I never do because I'm not a girl, or have a bat on my back about it.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.814854 del
Pictures of monk.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.814855 del
he's a bit chubbier than that I'm afraid. You need a picture of his beer gut hanging out of his singlet

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.814856 del
Good Morning NEETs

t. Lord Nuro

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.814857 del
i never used it when riding because its slippery shit that would make my grips unsafe, or just run and burn my eyes when i got sweaty.

Just had a skin checkup. Had 2 spots on arm biopsied. They were benign and got frozen off on friday. Currently have two large welts on my arm. Such is life.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.814858 del

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.814859 del
At least you're going to the doctor, unlike some people here.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.814860 del
FUG...no energy again today. Every single day is like this.

NEET 02/10/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.814861 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.814863 del
There’s about 100 here. Sitting down.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.814864 del
Ride nigger, ride.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.814865 del
Lovely. What did you get from the bakery?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.814866 del
Very nice.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.814867 del
Nothing. I’ll go to the pub soon.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.814868 del
Got the towels in the washing machine.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.814869 del
Specials board?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.814870 del
Some neets don't even have bath mats.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.814871 del
tempted to get gooned, know it won't help

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.814872 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.814873 del
Good work NEET.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.814874 del
That pub doesn't have real specials

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.814875 del
Still cheaper than cooking at home.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.814876 del
They used to have a buffet/salad bar iirc before covid. Wonder if they brought it back.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.814877 del
Nice, thanks for the pics.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.814878 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 01:09 [Preview] No.814879 del
I can't get over how uncool Taylor Swift comes across as. She is very awkward to see in motion.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.814880 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.814881 del
I can't tell the difference between IGA and Nuro posts.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.814882 del
Going to shit my guts out in a big way and then have a shower I guess.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.814883 del
I think they are the same neet. There are way too many coincidences at work here.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.814884 del
I've been getting up at 10:30am and need to start doing so at 6:00am. I have two weeks to get my arse into gear. Any tips or advice?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.814885 del
webby looks good from that angle

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.814886 del
why 2 weeks? You've got the rest of your dole bludging life

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.814887 del
Easy, get a loud alarm clock and set it back from the bed so you have to get up to turn it off.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.814888 del
To do with the heat and when I go shopping.
Sounds painful but might be needed.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.814889 del
ate some salad, got some energy, wasted it playing vidya, now can't do anything except watch youtube

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.814890 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.814891 del
In a bad mood. Might abuse weber.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.814892 del
20 standoes?
New booze cruise?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.814893 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.814894 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.814895 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=43eqKhpu5w0 [Embed]

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:04 [Preview] No.814896 del
I've been into the sweetened condensed milk again.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.814897 del
Where are all the neets? Chased off by Keegan's god awful posting again?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.814898 del
Keep his name out of your mouth.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.814899 del
Because he is your wife, tiffin?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.814900 del
Angry, bored, horny.
Robert Neville feels today.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.814901 del
>Robert Neville
He was having sexual relations with those zombies.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.814902 del
He did not!
He only thought about banging some of them. I don't blame him tbh. With them being completely immobilized during the day and him being immune he could freely rape them all day without difficulty. It would be interesting to see if he could get one pregnant as well.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.814903 del
I raped weber after he was immobilized after a particularly large binge once.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.814904 del
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I need a pool in front of my tv/monitor so I can sit in it all day to keep cool

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.814905 del
Do any of you write plays, filmscripts, novels or anything like that?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.814906 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.814907 del
I used to try and make levels for vidya games, like neverwinter nights and quake

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.814908 del
Looking at the new pornhub statistics. Trannyshit isn't searched for very much but ends up most viewed lol. This would strongly suggest to me that it is getting promoted and people are unknowingly clicking on it. I'm glad I just pirate all that filth instead.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.814909 del
you are already dead motherfucker

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.814910 del
Keegan, I'm reporting (you) for making death threats. Please don't keep making them or I'll have to contact the QLD police.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.814911 del
>that time it claimed to own the workshop

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.814912 del
>tfw thinking about the musical again

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.814913 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.814914 del
I’ve got an aspiration to write a book. Maybe a non-fiction book

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.814915 del
Got some rice on. Going to make a chicken curry.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.814916 del
Throw in an extra half dozen birds eye chillis for me please.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.814917 del
>half dozen
Seppo-term. You mean half a dozen.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.814918 del
Does neetking still hang out here?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.814919 del
He pops in from time to time. He was here yesterday.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.814920 del
I gave the interior of the car a wipe down. It is being serviced tomorrow and it is just good manners to give it to them in a clean condition.

I will give the exterior a good spray with the hose later this evening. That is as close to a proper wash as it gets these days.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.814921 del
Keep thinking about cheesecake. Just one more before getting on the diet wagon tomorrow.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.814922 del
>Just one more before getting on the diet wagon tomorrow.
Sounds do-able. Treat yourself.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.814923 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.814924 del
You've earned that cheesecake by deciding to get on the diet wagon tomorrow.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.814925 del
New week, new life.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.814926 del
Had two bowls of chicken curry. Spilt it all over my shirt. I'm wearing a light grey t-shirt that is literally covered in curry. Going to go to the bottleo later. Will probably change my shirt before that though.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.814927 del
>covered in curry.
It was a good meme. A good word filter. Maybe due for a comeback?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.814928 del
I never knew what it was a word filter for.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.814929 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.814930 del
>tfw severely impressed

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.814931 del
>tfw severely oppressed

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.814932 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.814933 del
Showered. Feel slightly better. Still taxed though.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.814934 del
Wagon tomorrow?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.814935 del
Limit yourself to only 15 standards tonight so you can recover a bit.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.814936 del
You look terrible. Puffy and bloated.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.814937 del
I have a old tshirt I put on when I eat things like curries, noodles and soy sauce dishes because I splatter it all over my self.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.814938 del
yeah it was one of the best ones.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.814939 del
He's going for Nurgle 2024.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.814940 del
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Based zoomers.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.814941 del
>old tshirt

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.814942 del
Keegz is unbeatable.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.814943 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.814944 del
I know. Awful. Wagon tomorrow. Back in the gym.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.814945 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.814946 del
>only 3xl

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.814947 del
What is your skincare routine like?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.814948 del
He must mean he wears it as a bib, not an actual shirt.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.814949 del
I hope so.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.814950 del
Hot water

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.814951 del
I might OD on benadryl

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.814952 del
Jehovah's Witnesses apparently have a high female to male ratio, might be an easy way to get a wife.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.814953 del
Probably the oldies.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.814954 del
A pussy is a pussy.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.814955 del
pulled my willy out

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.814956 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.814957 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.814958 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.814959 del
Weber slammed my sack in the corvette door once.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.814960 del
Might get back on the My 600-lb Life.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.814961 del
The fella in the episode I'm watching now is 740 lbs or 335 kg.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.814962 del
Finally home.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:34 [Preview] No.814963 del
> [Japan]

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.814964 del
He said he has to rush when he is in the toilet because he gets exhausted. Sounds awful.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.814965 del
He uses wet wipes to wash himself. He can't stand long enough to be in the bathroom. They haven't shown the mother yet but the mother's boyfriend is really scrawny so probably a chubby chaser.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.814967 del
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Liz-Bef

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.814968 del
My arse is a nondeterministic finite automaton.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.814969 del
Bill went to the car thing with his two boys but didn't phone or text me. Sisterbot sent me a photograph of them in front of my car after they had already left.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.814970 del
as soon as I've finished my cheesecake

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.814971 del
Wasting life away. Woe

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.814972 del
They probably were worried that you'd feel obliged to go when you didn't want to. They wouldn't mean anything by it.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.814973 del
That's a complex way of saying your arse shits

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.814974 del
Fifth shit of the day.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.814975 del
Go for the trophy mate, you can do it!

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.814976 del
I'd have been in the vicinity, just talking to some cunt or sitting under a gazebo thingo.
I could have plonked the mongs in the driver's seat and taken a photo or revved it up so the autistic one had a spaz attack or something.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.814977 del
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Zalensky is an evil cunt

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.814978 del
I got too bored to watch this to the end, my brain has been ruined by tiktok. Can someone tell me what happened?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.814979 del
Well for a start they've pressed a down syndrome retard into service.
They offer to let him fire the mortar and when he goes to put the round in upside down they then start a torrent of verbal abuse and shoving and maybe kicking him.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.814980 del
Starting my new life tomorrow

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.814981 del
Good luck NEET. The change seems do-able.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.814982 del
Me too. Once I have finished these 16 standos and gone to bed I will get up at 4am and write a report that I should have submitted on Friday.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.814983 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.814984 del
I was gonna have 16 standards too, got 14.7.
Might try and wake up early tomorrow as well.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.814985 del
Thinking of hiring one of those hookers who claim they will do anything, no matter how kinky, and having her fill out my cenno job applications

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.814986 del
you dirty, dirty NEET

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.814987 del
If she signs you up for OnlyFans, get her to post the link here.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.814988 del
I've heard stories of mongs getting sex work provided to them. But what about herders giving mongs employment opportunities as sex workers?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.814989 del
Not allowed under Cenno guidelines. I wish I could read the original reason it was included the guidelines.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.814990 del
>Work would also be considered unsuitable if it is not consistent with prevailing community standards. For example, a job seeker would not be expected to take up work in the sex industry if they objected to doing so, even if such work were legal in the state or territory in which it was offered.

An interesting part of that page is
>The other main reason a job may be considered unsuitable is if the job seeker considers the work to be unsuitable on moral, cultural or religious grounds

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.814991 del
Possum looked nice today.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.814992 del
I consider all work unsuitable on cultural grounds.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.814993 del
I object on moral, cultural or religious grounds to any work that involves work.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.814994 del
His tail was particularly bushy

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.814995 del
Sounds like Basil Brush.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.814996 del
>Coroner ‘never seen’ death as horrific as 36yo ‘melted’ into couch
>>The coroner called to examine a young woman’s body after she was found “melted” into her family’s couch has shared horrific new details.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.814997 del
There were half a dozen of those orange-clad chinko looking buddhist monks at the car thing today for some reason.
They had a fucking iphone on a pole taking photos and footage of cars.
Very strange, considering they don't even eat food that hasn't been donated.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.814998 del
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too woe'd to get up and go outside anymore, I think this is it for me neets, just leave me here on this thread and go on ahead without me

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.814999 del
It's very sad that somebody can be just left to rot like that.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.815000 del
There was quite a lot of this sort of look at the thing today. Skimpier bikini tops though. It is a shame it is not legal to run them over.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.815001 del
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Goodbye neet.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.815002 del
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>40km ride
>out in the fresh breeze winning
>some shitting eating faggot using my name trying goad me all day

it can die a little bit and I can YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.815003 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.815004 del
No NEET left behind. You will come with us whether you like it or not

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.815005 del
Looks like you had a great time outside, good on you.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.815006 del
I don't care about Slavs.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.815007 del
Quarter chiggen and chips came with the breast portion hashtag winning

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.815008 del
hashtag blessed hashtag godisgood

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.815009 del
No Olive today :(

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.815010 del
4 episodes of Law & Order on 7Flix tonight

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.815011 del
Swings and roundabouts.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.815012 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.815013 del
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found another possum

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.815014 del
Wish me and posso could find long lost treasures buried under pyramids in Ecuador

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.815015 del
Well I have a pirate map to buried treasure and he's going to accompany me to the island before he goes off on one of your hairbrained schemes.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.815016 del
No hes not. He prefers the ancient history of pyramids over gay pirates and their shitty shipwrecks

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.815017 del
Once he has a keen blade at his hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above him, I believe he will find his true calling.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.815018 del
also garlic bread is not available in ancient egypt

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.815019 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.815020 del
They might have been Hare Krishnas.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.815021 del
He chose the life.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.815022 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.815023 del
Good ol Clayton.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.815024 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.815025 del
How does one get drunk with virtue?
It sounds like the healthiest option.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.815026 del
You would have to mix it with alcohol and make a shandy.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.815027 del
How does he keep doing it?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.815028 del
I don't know, I've never done anything virtuous in my life

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.815029 del
We don't even know a girl called Virtue

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.815030 del
Nuro is so based he could become a professional basedness coach. Yet he prefers his current job. Why?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.815031 del
The car has been hosed off.
Paint fade and peel has progressed since I made my last inspection.
Bird poo has hardened like cement.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.815032 del
Two dozen youtube tabs open. Clicking between them randomly every minute or two
HTTP was a mistake

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.815033 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.815034 del
Being based isn't something you learn, it's something you're born with.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.815035 del
Silly NEET. Bird poo eats clear coat.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.815036 del
why did they design it like that then? They knew birds poo on cars

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.815037 del
"Wash car" has been on my to-do list since around October

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.815038 del
Do it tomorrow. New week, new opportunity to wash it.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.815039 del
...of which year?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.815040 del
They know sane people try and wash their cars every week or two.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.815041 del
>>40km ride
I'm not sure that counts when it is done using a chinese battery.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.815042 del
He is just as sane as the rest of us.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.815043 del
I'm not sure.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.815044 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.815045 del
(3.86 MB 540x960 tacos.webm)

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.815046 del
eh eh eh eh

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.815047 del
Webby laughs like that.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.815048 del
I bloody well do not.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.815049 del
Please spoiler gore.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.815050 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.815051 del
yo worldstar!!!

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.815052 del
Thank you.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.815054 del
Around the 🌏

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.815055 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.815056 del
im finna chimp fr!!!

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.815057 del
So does he go for a drive after this or watch Law & Order? Anything else seems like a bit of a waste.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.815058 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.815059 del
no cap

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.815060 del
That joke had no punchline. Bad video.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.815061 del
It wasn't a joke. I recorded myself and posted it

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.815062 del
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This one has a good punchline.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.815063 del
Monk started a joke
That started the whole world crying

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.815064 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.815065 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.815066 del
Nuro you cuntoid: https://youtube.com/watch?v=5jJZY3HQ6-E [Embed]

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.815067 del
I am not. I look decent now

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.815068 del
Post physique.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.815069 del
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What is going on here? What is with the water?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.815070 del
Imagine falling and driving over yourself. Stuff of nightmares.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.815071 del
Probably fuel or radiator fluid
Turd worlders truly live in hell. We never should have given them modern technology

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.815072 del
It'a the Rheinmetall research team experimenting with hydrogen fuel.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.815073 del
I am genuinely impressed by their Ork engineering abilities. I don't think the truck could look any more fucked up and still run.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.815074 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.815075 del
They're pouring water into the cooling system

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.815076 del
Not sure that's going to pass rego inspection.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.815078 del
If I have to go by the name I'm guessing Rheinmetall hq is somewhere along the Rhein (perhaps it's Rhine in English). Bavaria is a bit away from there, so no.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.815079 del
(Law & Order is on)

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.815081 del
Pictured: Zalensky, Anal Pope, Mr Ed.
I see.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.815082 del
Sorry I am busy.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.815083 del
I know. The joke was that Barvarians are a bit swarthy.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.815084 del
I wouldn't watch it with you. You are not fit for the couchbed.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.815085 del

you are already dead

You do this by getting right with God

Flexible working hours and access to wholesale parts

cars are just learning how to cope, because paintjobs are economically prohibitive

Incredibly Based take.

Your car secretly hates you

Wishfull thinking

i am going to cave your fucking face in if you persist with shitty game you are playing, Everyone else here agrees with me you crossed the line when you started using my real name here all the time.

that seemed fake as fuck, what a poor bitch

>nuro you cuntoid
what ? i have seen all the previous videos its still not running yet, still not even usable yet, may not even work, we shall see

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.815086 del
>what ? i have seen all the previous videos its still not running yet, still not even usable yet, may not even work, we shall see
he is building a bike for somebody of your physique

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.815087 del
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Nuro, you got face-doxxed again.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.815088 del
>you are already dead
More death threats from the dunny dweller.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.815089 del
a fucking female priest just set some granny on fire in the fucking church
vincent denofrio will bring the cunt to justice

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.815090 del
Link please

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.815091 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.815092 del
I like how keegan replied to this post twice. He is so severely brain-damaged he can't remember more than a few tens of seconds ago. Sad!

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.815093 del
Clearly not a threat. Its a statement.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.815094 del
I also noticed that

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.815095 del
>if you persist with shitty game you are playing,
Sirs, please, sirs, do not persist sir, do not persist.
>Everyone else here agrees with me
>using my real name
You keep posting photos of IGA. You even make deepfake videos of him as a child you sick fuck. You probably like his resemblance to Trey.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.815096 del
A handsome devil.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.815097 del
Come on Keegan, don't pretend to be better educated than you are. Ten grand of HECS debt doesn't make you a lawyer.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.815098 del

>2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.815099 del
Just ignored a phone call from my nan

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.815100 del
Even those Alex Jones Brainforce™ pills can't undo the damage of decades of toilet drugs, $5 plonk and pajeet's methane fumes.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.815101 del
Call her back please.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.815102 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.815103 del
>No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted
<visiting the Nambour caravan park

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.815104 del
Call her back.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.815105 del
>You keep posting photos of IGA.
The Pan photographs are burned into my brain.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.815106 del
I haven't called mine in about six months. I might do it tomorrow. Might.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.815107 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.815108 del
Nightly tantrum

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.815109 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.815110 del
Woah wait ? Not him, but are you finally admitting it ?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.815111 del
Rude. Morally degraded.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.815112 del
Record a personalised voice mail message for her next time.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.815113 del
>t ?
<Not him
Gee, really Keegan? Are you puffy fingers too fat to type properly? You should cut back on all that sodium. Your goyslop diet is causing you to age very poorly.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.815114 del
What ever shall I do?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:21 [Preview] No.815115 del
*seed oil

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.815116 del
freeeeee birrrd yeeeahh

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.815117 del
It is both in his case. That cheap spic slop is awful for you.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.815118 del
Garlic bread is NOT Goyslop

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.815119 del
Literally every night.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.815120 del
Are you in the dunny again tonight? Cars & Coffee keep you there again?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.815121 del
Made correctly with butter it is fine.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.815122 del
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An upset Michelle Phillips eating a banana during the Mamas and the Papas performance of 'California Dreaming' on the Ed Sullivan Show because they had to lip sync, 1967

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.815123 del
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Friendly reminder IGA bitched and moaned about Nuro visiting caravan parks randomly in the NAMBOUR AREA area AFTER THE FACT he literally stalked Nuro in real life and started casing out his real life business after hours and in the dark

IGA is so mentally ill he thinks he is perfectly fine in stalking people and thinks anyone that does the same to him should be have the full weight of the law bought down on them

friendly reminder IGA has had multiple stays in real life mental hospitals

friendly reminder IGA lodged an official complaint about his job provider to get out of the most basic obligations

friendly reminder all of IGA's shitty behaviour is going to come down and crush him like a tonne of rocks some day very very soon

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.815124 del
>the Mamas and the Papas
Weber played Mama Cass in our talent night tribute act. Rave reviews.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.815125 del
I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk
I injected some of Hendrix's junk
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane
Mama Cass' sandwich? I ate the same

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.815126 del
Keegan's use of .gifs and .webms of people laughing is very feminine behaviour. Odd.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.815127 del
>IGA is so mentally ill he thinks he is perfectly fine in stalking people and thinks anyone that does the same to him should be have the full weight of the law bought down on them
Ummmm, I think you might want to consider that plank in your own eye...

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.815128 del
>started casing out his real life business
Not your business lol
When are you going to post the footage from the cafe? ;)

He somehow thinks that 'chan culture' is on his side or something

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.815129 del
Nuro played John Phillips because he had experience with incest and paedophilia.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.815130 del
your time is running out

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.815131 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.815133 del
>on his side
The 2016 US Federal election seems to have been the last time he felt like he had a purpose and he has been chasing that high ever since. It really gets to him as well that he was on the outside of most of the developments there anyway. He wasn't even on 8chan until the Tarrant massacre.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.815134 del
Good night Pidge. xx

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.815135 del
Are you trooning out?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.815136 del
Night noot.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.815137 del
I'm off to the bottleo. Going to watch The Road (2009) when I get back.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.815138 del
Sharing a knowing glance with the L&O detectives on the tele when the murderer sees a body and starting pretending to grieve.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.815139 del
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'"Good Night NEETS''

The Maryborough Mental Hospital Patient can talk to itself for the next 4 hours.....

also please do us all a favour and KYS IGA, thanks

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.815140 del
Take the moral high ground, Nuro.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.815141 del
epic reaction image collection my guy, hahah chefs kiss

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.815142 del
Good night Based One.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.815143 del
>A former detective claims police probably have 'nothing to work with'
Gary Jubelin, I'd wager.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.815145 del
she was a babe
but also a fruitcake

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.815146 del
I'm back. Got called Babysweet again. She said something else which I didn't understand so I just nodded and played it cool like the Driver from Drive (2011). Going to watch The Road (2009) now.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.815147 del
Goon night.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.815148 del
imagine having a name like dick wolf

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.815149 del
>She said something else which I didn't understand
perhaps she asked if you wanted to have babbys with her.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.815151 del
One of those fake changed Jewish last names.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.815152 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.815153 del
Poo stored in a jar of piss on a dusty shelf in a backyard timber shed built in the late 1970's.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.815154 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.815155 del
A young Roony Mara is in this episode of Law & Order: SVU
Stabler has been partnered with a 400lbs negger. He doesn't not seem happy.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.815156 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.815157 del
Not really no

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.815158 del
ripened by many hot summers in the aussie sun?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.815159 del
You wouldn't get it

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.815160 del
Weber is a Jewish surname.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.815161 del
Around 2008-2010 it was very fashionable to do videos like that.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.815162 del
>partnered with a 400lbs negger

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.815163 del
Faustian bargain, a pact whereby a person trades something of supreme moral or spiritual importance, such as personal values or the soul, for some worldly or material benefit, such as knowledge, power, or riches.
(Getting lucky on a motorbike isn't one)

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.815164 del
Fuck this heat. I'm getting a big tub of ice cream tomorrow and no wagon is gonna stop me.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.815165 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.815166 del
I got bullied by a girl in a game earlier. she kept laughing at my callouts as if they were nonsense.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.815167 del
stabler just punch nigger

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.815168 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.815169 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ln8HewrmbqA [Embed]

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.815170 del
(you) deserve it, neet!

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.815171 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zcL1H8t6qTo [Embed]
(he dead now)

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.815172 del
Sounds accurate to me

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.815173 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.815174 del
Get the connoisseur.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.815175 del
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>tfw no soul to sell

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.815176 del
These fatties on My 600-lb Life have better social lives than I do. God I'm such a loser lol.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.815177 del
Trying to think of a decent name for my wordpress blog. All the good ones are taken.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.815178 del
You just need to have no shame.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.815179 del
Call it mong musings.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.815180 del
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Do any of them have gfs?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.815181 del
Countless summers and covered in a thick layer of dust, spider webs and dead insects.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.815182 del
God damn, the fatty got told by his boss at the call center that he was too fat to work at 600 lbs. He is 740 lbs in the video and I can sort of understand it. The big bastard wouldn't fit in a typical office.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.815183 del
Poo sizzling on the hot summer sidewalk.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.815184 del
There's a gap between 7 years and 1 year, so I assume he was recovering from some accident for 6 years...

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.815185 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.815186 del
The girls sometimes do. Usually the blokes are in the son basket and there is no father present.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.815187 del
I find this 600lbs talk very distressing.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.815188 del
What sort of chair does he have?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.815189 del
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Big girls need love too. I'm guessing most 600lb guys are impotent anyway.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.815190 del
Typically speaking obese people are of poor moral character. Xi in China purged officials and there was an obvious correlation between obesity and corruption. Many such cases. In my experience fat people make for bad parents.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.815191 del
Want some of my cheesecake to help return to comfiness?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.815193 del
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An armchair but it is very large.
You complained last time I was watching it. What if I start spoilering my posts? Are you okay with that?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.815194 del
We need more cheesecake

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.815195 del
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How do you explain the extraordinary leadership, talent and moral superiority of Kin Jong Un then?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.815196 del
Dreaming of a violent, militaristic fat camp

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.815197 del
I don't want it mentioned at all.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.815198 del
>Typically speaking obese people are of poor moral character.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.815199 del
Yeah well that is too bad for you then.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.815200 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.815201 del
Delicious food that I want to eat and savour the tasty chocolate treat.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.815202 del
Neet you just have to get down to 595lbs, then you'll be free to make fun of all these monster fatties.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.815203 del
Going to GLs

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.815204 del
>BMI of 103

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.815205 del
See you Babysweet.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.815206 del
put on your best singlet, you want GL mirin. See if she'll give you a free longneck for flexing your bicep at her.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.815207 del
I think we would all give him a longneck if he flexed at us.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.815208 del
Can't wait until monk become a male stripper, starts paying off his tab at gook lady's by giving her stripshows.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.815209 del
I haven't wanked in a few weeks and I get rock hard erections very easily and they just persist for ages. Awful.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.815210 del
I need a hero!!!!

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.815211 del
Who is the neet that doesn't like the my 600 lbs life talk?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.815212 del
That's when your balls start to hurt

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.815213 del
Yeah, I get a dull ache late at night which is around 2am for me.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.815214 del
He should hit them with a stick.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.815215 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.815216 del
I hope it isn't webby. I don't want to upset him.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.815217 del
Ravinder is on his way to bask in the glory of this singlet

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.815218 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.815219 del
Hello NEETs.

Been thinking about the board and things the past week and had some insights i would like to share. Its pretty high level stuff, psueds not apply

Recently i have been thinking about the behaviour of someone here we all know and hate. There has been a word to decribe i know but may not be actualy real.


I am pretty sure in prisons there are some hopeless mentally captors known as Dememtors. You are stuck in the cell and these people have no purpose in life but to make your existence a living hell. Their only purpose in life is to bother you. Not only that but they go form life to life in the reincarnation matrix not knowing love, not knowing god, but just taunting people. Literal demons. We all know i am referring to IGA, its clear now he is cursed and a Demon.

But seriously i though Dementor was a proper word did i get the spelling wrong ?

Basically through my powers as an ordained mystic i have confirmed IGA is a multi generational psychic turd so far removed from god we can only just percieve its wretchedness, foul stench and danger to our existence.

What do you think ?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.815220 del
You love foul turds.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.815221 del
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>keegan hasn't had a woman smile at him in more than ten years while Lord Stanners gets called Babysweet

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.815222 del
Birds of a feather...

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.815223 del
>What do you think ?
I think you're a mentally ill paedophile and your obsession with IGA needs to end with you stepping away from the board and finding a different community to bother.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.815224 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.815225 del
nice try DEMENTOR

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.815226 del
dude Alison is busted get over it....

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.815227 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.815228 del
Jeet had his misso working the uber shift tonight. Big 4wd that smelled like pajeet aftershave
Goodlady taking the night off and letting one of her new minions work the till
Literally didn't say a word to me throughout the whole purchase (GL is very vocal and nice)
The world is changing and I don't like it. I can smell the jeet on me

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.815229 del
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Here is a nice video for you keegan.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.815230 del
>I can smell the jeet on me
Keegan has to live in that smell.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.815231 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.815232 del
You are a shit NEET
You are a shit cunt
You have a shit energy
You' post are shit
and we are all tired of shit


NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.815233 del
>the pan
>using a phone app to put a poo on your head
>living in a toilet
You are obsessed with poo. Very, very disturbing.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.815234 del
But he gets an uber home after work because he drinks himself into oblivion 🤭

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.815235 del
>pajeet aftershave
What type do they like to wear?
I will know to avoid it.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.815236 del
This whole 'other place' claim is one of his thinnest lies yet.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.815237 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qKZ1Ra1Ns3s [Embed]

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.815238 del
Awful form on the deadlifts.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.815239 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sXsnLskb7pA [Embed]

How I like my antisemitism

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.815240 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.815242 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.815243 del
Only had 3 standards tonight. Going to leave it there. Good night.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.815244 del

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.815245 del
big rape

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.815246 del
ouhhhhh. husbandt. why you post standards number instead of working? now we are cord and homeress

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.815247 del
Click click boom!

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.815248 del
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NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.815249 del
From Atlantis to a whole nother domain

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.815250 del
We are Hyperboreans !!!!!!

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.815251 del
Lol Derek did a podcast with Jordan Peterson

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.815253 del
The 4am report

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 19:02 [Preview] No.815254 del
morning bros, slept ok considering the heat

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.815255 del
fucken 39 degrees today

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.815256 del
The 3 litres of vodka and raspberry didn't make this possible.
Horrendous sleep.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.815257 del
We need to start a betting pool on which of our executives are going to survive today and which are going to perish. The profits can be used to bulk purchase ice cream to help cool the survivors.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.815258 del
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Neets, which sauces are ok as home brand and which ones are worth paying that little bit extra for quality?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.815259 del
Purchased Coles brand mayo on Saturday because it was $1.50 cheaper than the Praise. Can confirm it was fine.
I am guessing red sauce would be a similar situation.
Barbecue sauce you probably want a good one.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.815260 del
what do they put in bbq sauce? Isn't it just tomato sauce with sugar?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.815261 del
red sauce, brown sugar, vinegar, something else like worcestershire for colour maybe
some kind of smoke flavouring sometimes
I don't know

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.815262 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.815263 del
NEET I am going to be honest with you, I have never even tried a home brand sauce. The thought alone repulses me.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.815264 del
You know most of them would be some other brand name sauce just put into a home brand bottle for Coles or Woolworths, right?

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.815265 del
Perhaps some Greek brand.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.815266 del
That is not true.
The brands own their recipes - they are intellectual property.
Even if they manufacture a home brand version in the same facility and it looks very similar, the recipe will be different.
Cheaper ingredients used.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.815268 del
I have sunburn on my neck and right arm.
I didn't wear a polo shirt like she told me.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.815269 del
You have disrespected her by ignoring her instructions.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.815270 del
My brain refuses to do any work until it gets some ice cream and chocolate. It's on strike. May have to give in to its demands.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.815271 del
I dropped the car off for its service.
I walked back home, it took exactly thirty minutes.
I was perspiring by the end. Cooling down with a lava guava mother now.
I do not know if I will walk back to pick it up this afternoon. Will be very hot.
I might catch the bus.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.815272 del
Up. Woe.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.815273 del
Good morning WoeNEET.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.815274 del
Get an uber or a taxi.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.815275 del
While the carport is empty I think I might get the hose and give the roller door a good spray. It is covered in years worth of dust and dirt.

I would rather suffer the heat than have to get in a car with a stranger.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.815276 del
Give pajeet a go gobby so he isn't a stranger.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.815277 del
Imagine the smell.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.815278 del
Should you take the mechanic's advice when they tell you your battery needs to be replaced?
Last time I got the car serviced they told me that they tested it and it was below the level they recommend for replacement.
I agreed to get a new one put in but I had a vague feeling that I had fallen for some kind of scam.
I don't think they faked the numbers but maybe they recommend they be replaced too soon?
I think I could have got another year out of that battery with minimal risk.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.815279 del
I wouldn't want the neighbours to see me get in a taxi or uber. I don't know why. I just feel very uncomfortable at the thought of them witnessing it.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.815280 del
I would rather they saw me taken away in the back of a police car than getting into one of Pajeet's taxis or ubers willingly.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.815281 del
You need to stop caring what other, inferior minds think about your lifestyle. Remember, you are part of the neet elite.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.815282 del
>Should you take the mechanic's advice when they tell you your battery needs to be replaced?
You should consult nuro on this matter.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.815283 del
Gonna go get a white mondster. I know I've sworn off them in the past, but this time will absolutely be the last time. I just need the extra energy to clean up the place.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.815284 del
The mechanic just called.
He said the rear brake pads were almost metal on metal and needed to be replaced.
The two front tires were below the legal limit and should be replaced.
The wipers need new rubbers.
Plus the basic service.
It is all going to cost $1450. I agreed to it.
He said there were various leaks in the engine but he didn't propose any solutions. I think I will just have to accept those. I will ask him about them when I go in.
The car is 20 years old but I want to keep it running for a few more years. I don't think you can avoid spending any money at all on it.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.815285 del
He should do exactly what the mechanic says.

Lord Nuro has spoken.

NEET 02/11/2024 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.815286 del
>I just need the extra energy to clean up the place.
A couple of toots on the glass barbie is what you need for that.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.815287 del
>I would rather they saw me taken away in the back of a police car t
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-PrWejbAFrQ [Embed]

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.815288 del
Is this an RAA Approved mechanic?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.815289 del
This is the secret to cruisey's success isn't it? While the rest of us straightedge cucks are drinking energy drinks and wondering why we can't get anywhere in life, he's living the meth fueled bossman lifestyle.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.815290 del
Big tantrum planned for tonight, Keegan?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.815291 del
I love the way Pajeet just fucks something up massively and then assigns me a ticket to fix it.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.815292 del
Fourth day coffee free. Still lots of big sloppy shits.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.815293 del
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Thoughts? Highly fertile or slampig energy?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.815294 del
That would look so bad hanging down on the bed

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.815295 del
Gross. A bit of womb bulge can be nice but that pic is disgusting.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.815296 del
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Alright, that was absolutely the last time I drink a monster. Next time I want you neets to stop me. I mean it.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.815297 del
Imagine being a British officer in the Raj and needing to wrangle these fuckers in a battle.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.815298 del
big dicked tranny energy

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.815299 del
that's why the british mainly used sikhs as their soldiers

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.815300 del
Found a reddit thread where somebody had done what pajeet has done and all of the replies are things like
>I’m so so sorry
>Oh man you’re in for a bad time

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:24 [Preview] No.815301 del
30 degrees outside, time for the windows to get shut

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:24 [Preview] No.815302 del
I don't think so.
They have very good google reviews.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.815303 del
That's a fupa.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.815304 del
I haven't shit solid in weeks. I just put my arse roughly over target and deliver a big splattery poo for which I hope the majority ends up in the bowl.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.815305 del
The mechanic also said the drive train was worn.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.815306 del
Oh neet, you’re in for a bad time.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.815307 del
Worn by who?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.815308 del
He has basically bricked a fleet of MDM managed iPhones

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:27 [Preview] No.815309 del
Going to have a shower and put clean undies on.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.815310 del
Given that you didn’t put any air in the tyres for 5 years, the transmission oil is probably 20 years old

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.815311 del
They mutinied when the British used beef tallow to lubricate the guns.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.815312 del

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:40 [Preview] No.815313 del
Strangely not taxed today

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.815314 del
An hour of ATO shit.
Turns out their website doesn't work on Firefox, only on chrome.
Nearly smashed the fucking screen.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:48 [Preview] No.815315 del
Chadjeet. I bet he will take credit for you fixing it too.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.815316 del
This is increasingly an issue. I strongly prefer firefox but its market share is shrinking and a bunch of sites just don't care about it.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.815317 del
what fucking features does the ATO depend upon that firefox doesn't have?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.815318 del
Just found an early aletta ocean scene on a hardrive from 2008.


NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.815319 del
Because they design these web sites to run on chromium browsers (larger market share) and don't bother to make sure they are 100 percent compatible with gecko based browsers (low market share)

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.815320 del
yes but do you know what specifically is wrong with it? What javascript frontend is the ATO using?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.815321 del
Had a kebab and did a few errands. Feel like shit now. Got a haircut

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.815322 del
>tfw the only unshorn neet on ausneets

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.815323 del
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Only pajeet knows such things.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.815324 del
What's for lunch neets?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.815325 del
I had two microwaved chiko rolls.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.815326 del
might have salmon and mayonaisse on toast with some melted cheese

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.815327 del
Going to have a big bowl of BEAN bolognese.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.815328 del
Couriers Please Pajeet left the $150 bottle of whisky on the front porch in full view of the street while I was at the whizzers.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.815329 del
Looking fash?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.815330 del
I don't know, I think it had something to do with the mygovID verification thing on the phone.
Even that, I had to reenter my drivers license and birth certificate.
The lady laughed at me about how it's easy if you do it more, 'just click on the tabs', do your tax from 2021 etc.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.815331 del
The walk in the heat would have sucked.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.815332 del
My AliExpress order failed to clear customs.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.815334 del
What did you order, Criminal NEET?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.815335 del
Three (empty) plastic soap pump foam dispenser bottles.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.815336 del
That's a bit odd then

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.815337 del

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.815338 del
Need a shit. Big gas bubble farts keep squeezing out.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.815339 del
My mouth is open.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.815340 del
You couldn't handle it. Physically or emotionally.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.815341 del
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Which year are you mentally stuck in neets?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.815342 del
I divide my time between 1997 and 2008

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.815344 del
I haven’t looked yet, but the clogger that just slid out must be three feet long.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.815345 del
It is bloody not.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.815346 del
You’re just jealous because you can’t produce solids.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.815347 del

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.815348 del
Daily reminder that if you can't drink milk and shit solid you're not even white

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.815349 del
That was some quality clog. It's a shame some NEETs here are insecure about their inferior splats.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.815350 del
I could imagine Motherbat's reaction to a note coming home in the lunchbox from some school teacher.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.815351 del
Aye. Poo-lets have got no reason to get up in the morning.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.815352 del
That's exactly what a racist would say.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.815353 del
You should also be able to eat a whole legs worth of marrow and enjoy the taste of liver.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.815354 del
I need a NEET with gentle hands to rub moisturiser into my sunburn

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.815355 del
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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.815356 del
I hosed down the carport roller door. Both sides. Mud was pouring down. Coming from all directions. Every time I moved it up or down more would come out.
But eventually the water ran clear. It looks much better now.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.815357 del
I support him abusing the old boomer cunts but I think accusing them of being Jewish when they probably aren't was not a good look. People dismiss you as a schizo if you start going on about the Jews.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.815358 del
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The one he called a jew didn't deny it though.
Here it is rotated 90 degrees.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.815359 del
even the dog came over for a pat lol

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.815360 del
All women have the same political ideas. They're so easy to manipulate
It amazes me that we allow them to drive let alone vote

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.815361 del
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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.815362 del
Motherbat hates niggers and chinks. She just wont say it in public.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.815363 del
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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.815364 del
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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.815365 del
I agree. You should focus on calling them rapists and murderers.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.815366 del
Those women?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.815367 del
I thought these statistics were officially being censored by the government.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.815368 del
There would be a bit of a shit storm if the government retrospectively hid an ABS report.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.815369 del
Those stats only count the ones that were born overseas, not the ones born here to shitty immigrant parents.
The ones born here count as "Australian" and the redditors will tell you that them being criminals is our fault since being born here it was obviously Australia that made them what they are.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.815370 del
Most State governments have requested their police departments stop keeping ethnicity stats. That's different to the ABS going to the prisons to get the stats from the incarcerated ones.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.815371 del
Yes. Tell them they are responsible for it. If you do it emotionally enough people side against them.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.815372 del
having a cheeky beer or three

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.815374 del
poofter craft beer brand. never tried it

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.815375 del
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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.815376 del

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.815377 del
2003, the most important year ever

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.815378 del
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Wanna take webby on a date here and listen to him tell me stories of pajeets throughout his career

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.815379 del
Well done, should be good for a few more years before it needs doing again.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.815380 del
Did you touch a boobie?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.815381 del
Make it happen please.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.815382 del
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NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.815383 del
yes but only my own fat man boobs

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.815384 del
you going to do any drinking their chief?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.815385 del
Nicer spot than the usual dogshit beach you go to. Noice.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.815386 del
Why do so many of the beaches Nuro goes to have right angles?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.815387 del
Whats the mong bike to the right of you?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.815388 del
The mong prison is rectangular.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.815389 del
Weird bit of coastline

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.815390 del
One of those disability scooter things. You see them at the shops sometimes.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.815391 del
Weird place for weird people.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.815392 del
It has the sort of seat Nuro should use. He is not doing himself any favours with that BMX seat he has.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.815393 del
I have 44 days to get a little bit of weight off and improve my health a little.
Guidance please.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.815394 del
Also what are the rules of lawn bowls?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.815395 del
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Make a spreadsheet of foods you regularly want to eat. Count the calories. Limit alcohol.
No man shakes, no fasting, no gimmicks.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.815396 del
no more goyslop

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.815397 del
Rule one is to make sure you are always holding a beer.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.815398 del

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.815399 del
You were fairly late this time.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.815400 del
Having a hot chocolate.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.815401 del
I have not heard from the mechanic. I assumed they would phone me to tell me when my car was ready to be picked up.
It is getting late in the day. A bit concerned.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.815402 del
You might want to set off. They'll close at 5pm or just after.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.815403 del
CarNEET is a bit of a worry

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.815404 del
I am concerned that I will get halfway there and then they will phone and say they have not finished and will need to keep the car there overnight and finish in the morning.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.815405 del
Can you call or email them to check? most places have an email address.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.815406 del
Rule one is to make sure you are always holding a beer.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.815407 del

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.815408 del
it's made monk into the success story he is today

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.815409 del
Think I might write a tv series rebooting Knight Rider starring a middle aged bicycle repairman and his AI powered ebike.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.815410 del
I'd watch it.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.815411 del

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.815412 del

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.815413 del
Wonderful date idea.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.815414 del
Thanks Trev.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.815415 del
If they don't tell you then it is their problem. Fuck 'em. Pick it up tomorrow when it is cooler.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.815416 del

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.815417 del
Anything that doesn't clear customs fast enough is seen as a fail to clear. It's odd.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.815418 del
He could have a TARDIS style portapotty.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.815419 del
Hopefully Joslin provides some quality feedback.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.815420 del
I sold my ps4 on ebay and the guy who bought it is demanding a refund saying it's broken. this guy is just trying to scam me right?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.815421 del
If they do remove adblockers in that manifest change in June. Some users will change.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.815422 del
sounds like it.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.815423 del
Or he broke it. If it's used, it's sold "as is"

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.815424 del
I guess there's a chance that the postie broke it. Can I just deny the refund?

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.815425 del
That's a big spend.

NEET 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.815426 del
I've thought about buying a ps3 or xbox 360 just to replay Red Dead Redemption.