SA BEST A

gpt a rock hard erection

I hate the heat.

>>819547
Your image didn't upload.

>>819551
I've lost it.

>>819552
It never existed.

Edition title doesn't have capital letters.

Olives gape looks like it has a stuffed capsicum.

I definitely reckon wombo has been spotted out and about by SA NEETs.

>>819563
lol

>>819557
>Lord_Nuro
One of the worst memes in our history. Keegan has always pushed this shit ever since he shat in the pan and wrote "IGA is da prince" on the paper. He is now styling himself as "Lord Nuro" or "The Based One" and referring to tiffin as "nurochad".

>>819564
Cruisey sees him everywhere. Hiding his face behind newspapers like something out of a last century spy movie.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=85zV1fpSJQ0 [Embed]
Do you reckon our new Beau could be a hot chick?

>>819565
Me in the middle

>>819567
He gets his tips from bat. She used to infiltrate RSL clubs looking for commies.

The tolerance for using a NEET's real name is officially hereby rescinded.
All NEETs will be protected from doxxing, even the bad ones.
Bans will be handed out from now on.

>>819566
I hope the new Beau wordfilters his name. You're a gay cunt for using it.

>>819569
Only on Thursday's.

Imagining bat in groucho glasses and mo calling herself Mr. Harum. P Hing.

Harum means fragrant.

>>819572
Can you please clarify where the flags stand with rule 3? Nuro has claimed a whole bunch of the flags as "his".

>>819574
Yeah, I'm a gay cunt for using it but him making visits to the Nambour caravan park and posting AI images of IGA as a child is just fine?

>>819578
If you think I'm Nuro because of a flag, you're a mong.

>>819579
Why do I need to pick a side? You're both irritating wankers.

>>819541
"I’d like to begin by acknowledging the Traditional Bored Owners of the Image Bored /ausneets/ on which we meet today, and pay my respects to Bored Owners past and present"

>>819580
I'm asking if neets are going to get banned for touching "his" flags. Can anyone use any flag?

We need a formal update on how rules will apply to board behaviour going forward. A memo.

>>819583
I made most of his flags I think.

>>819584
There is only one rule. Rape or be raped.

>>819584
A State of the Nation address.

There will no longer be tolerance for people bringing up the same tired, disruptive talking points over and over.
All the classics from both sides. It has been going on a loop for months now.
It is no longer going to be acceptable.
You have been warned. Just don't post it.

>>819578
I would not say that any NEET "owns" any flag.
But if you use a flag strongly associated with another NEET you really should have a good reason. Why cause confusion for no good purpose?
I will not accept people trolling the board for kicks.

Going to have a nap (30m) and some weetbix (9). Good night noots.

>>819586
That is a good rule, or a second rule stating eat or be eaten.

>>819590
The flags have been a source of much of the drama. I think all of them, including the national ones, should be disabled. Maybe making an exception for Dan as the one custom flag.

>>819592
What if two boongs orally raped each other in a 69 fashion? NEET jurisprudence remains a very underdeveloped field.

>>819591
Goodnight

Talk about The Whale (2022) has really died down. I don't mean here but on the internet in general. I thought it was good but it doesn't really leave you with much to talk about.

'Pariston' is an anagram of 'No Rapist', 'Arson Tip', 'Iran Post' and 'Patronis'.

Still haven't got my cenno. Stuck at home with no fuel and no food.

Do any of you own printers?

>>819600
Yes.

Posting under someone else's flag is like parading around like an eceleb girl when you're a bloke named Ryan.

>>819599
It should be a rule that the new BO has to give every NEET some money on his first day.

>>819602
Poorly bantered.

>>819602
The Olive tranny stuff has to stop.

>>819601
How cheap is it to print plain black text on A4 paper?

>>819602
Well bantered.
Olive fanboys continue to cope

When do the Saw films really get bad? I've seen the first two and found the first to be solid and the second to be okay. Is it downhill from here?

>>819606
Epson claim something like 240 pages for a black inkjet cartridge, but I don't think it's that high. Maybe half of that.
A black aftermarket cartridge is $16. $50 for black and three colours. Proper Epson catridges are going to cost almost twice that.

>>819608
IV onward

>>819609
Righto, thanks.

>>819612
That was for an Epson XP-2100 which I have. Motherbat has an Epson XP-442, which is for all intents and purposes identical.
If you were are a uni NEET or office NOOT, I'd probably just use their printers for anything large or where quality is important.

>>819614
>their printers
and by their printers I mean the uni or workplace, not Epson

Two 840mg sodibic tablets down the hatch.

>>819616
Do you have a UTI?

>>819603
Sounds fair.

>>819618
Democracy manifest

>>819619
Get your hand off my penis!

Cannot stand that reddit meme

>>819610
Just like HP

Possum felt the genetic memory of his ancient Greco-Bactrian ancestors exploring Buddhist stoicism in northern Maharashtra while out harvesting his rosemary once

>>819617
Just peed what looked like a couple of dried up blood clots, I used to suffer from uric acid kidney stones and the sodium bicarb disolves them given time, so I am just being cautious.

>>819622
108 is on tonight.

>>819590
Are you going to ban olive?

I claim the Australian flag!

>>819628
Based! How's your weekend been?

Had an onion sandwich.

>>819630
Tony?

>>819628
What happens if he dies suddenly? Is wombo still holding root access?

>>819629
Hot and steamy. Went to go for a ride but it just started raining now, so i just grabbed some KFC and went home. Currently spinning new vinyl. Going to get propper fucked up tonight.

Hows yours ?

>>819635
Just saying that unless he is a freemason, the office of BO on this board hasn't been very conducive to longevity. Almost a curse, as this post suggests. >>819553

>>819635
They are many and deep

>>819634
Where do you put your stuff when your on your eeb? do you have a basket at the front or a rack on the back?

>>819634
>so i just grabbed some KFC and went home.
Working late?

I think wagies ought to be forbidden from holding the office of BO on ausneets. It would lessen us.

>>819636
Monk is a barely functioning alchoholic burnout and and Chicken_Dinner is a CCP agent moonlighting as a university student. We all need to thank Wombo for his hard work.

Thanks Wombo 👍

>>819638
I have a messenger bag filled with champagne and shiet.

>>819624
Jesus Christ, that sounds horrible. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope that fixes it. I'm not at risk of developing kidney stones but it is something I am paranoid about.

>>819631
You realize this means you will be banned for threatening to stab people, right?

>>819642
Thats not very ergonomic. Why dont you get one of those uber eats giant square insulated things that make the pajeets into the coolie peons they are? Also you forget that the Nubo is drawn from ausneets stock, so dont project competence or sobriety.

>>819630
My granddad used to make raw onion sandwiches a lot. When he was a boy they'd occasionally get some pigeon meat in there as well.

>>819641
>Chicken_Dinner is a CCP agent moonlighting as a university student
flutenoot/Davo?

>>819645
Why don't you clear your email field?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bogged
>(Internet slang, usually derogatory) Having the appearance of having had excessive plastic surgery.
I am amazed this is on wiktionary. Wew.

>Monk is a barely functioning alchoholic burnout
>I have a messenger bag filled with champagne and shiet.

epic_pepe_laugh_reaction-4chan-2012.png

>>819648
It's not even the fancy sage like big fella used.

>>819650
Yep, a rule 1 violation against monk and a rule 14 against DavoNEET.

@Cruisey

>>819652
His post doesn't even make sense. What do Monk and Davo have to do with Weber in the context of a new BO?
Strange remarks even from someone who puts vitamin B under their tongue

Nuro you have come into the thread acting uppity and insulting other NEETs, provoking more of the drama which I have said will no longer be tolerated.
I will not be tolerating the drama from either side. Consider yourself warned.

I'm looking on gumtree at getting a ps3/xbox 360 to replay red dead and fuck me dead, the prices are ludicrous. You can't expect to get over $50 for a console two generations old.

Any suggestions for where I get one? A garage sale would probably be the cheapest way but I can't be fucked putting in all the time and effort.

>>819641
weber is dying

Would cash converters be a viable place to go?

>>819646
Fatherbot told me of one of his uncles introducing onion sangas to him as a kid, and his own Mummybot going spare when she found out.

>>819661
>going spare
Why though?

>>819630

I like them with tomato sauce.

>>819662
Probably embarrassed to be povo

Going to use the depiller to clean up my trackies and look like a handsome new neet.

>>819665
What colour trackies? Post photos please

>>819665
5xl's?

>>819648
I dont use email im haxxor 1337. Its a violation of our rights as board users that some probable glownigger now has access to the IP hashes because wombo dropped this board like hes dropping his guts RN.
THis is serious

>>819666
Black. No photos.
>>819667
No, medium.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tqpgv2R4fMo [Embed]
Absolutely gorgeous
Need an NT gf (white)

>>819660
No they overcharge for 'vintage' tech.

>>819627
You stole it off the boongs.

>>819668
Will you please stop making this claim that I have anything to do with the administration of this board or website.

pork and veal meatballs in the oven

spaghoots in on teh boil

>>819674
Put an extra 10 in for me please.

>>819676
Based.

>>819677
Faggio whizzed away!

>>819670
Saw that on the news thismorning. Imagine working in a tin shed (hanger) in Dawin. I got offered that during my LAME apprentiship and was like nope. Other people that did lasted about 2 years on average.

kek

>>819681
>LAME apprentiship
A what?

Got barely any sleep last night. Have no money and very just’ed

>>819677
Always makes me laugh.

Elons brain chips are all smoke and mirrors. we are eons away from usefully augmenting the brain. AI is hyped too.

>>819681
I LOVE air crash investigations. I hate travelling anyway only rich cunts game bah

This now a bike thread.

>>819682
>jfif

>>819691
I've been tempted to buy a Royal Enfield Bullet for a while but that is a fantasy more than an actual desire.

>>819690
Song name?

>>819688
This now a coins thread

>>819661
>going spare
Never heard that saying before.

>>819691
So post your Mummybot

>>819659
I could fix her.

garn bonnings

>>819695
Spare a dolla cuz?

>>819697
Lets leave the mummybots out of this.

>>819698
Want to teach Olive how to shoot. All up close and personal like.

>>819701
Ok I am sorry.

>>819696
Sadly most of the old idioms are disappearing. Fucking seppos ruining our culture.

>>819704
It's the boomers fault for not teaching us these idioms.

I had to blow my nose afterwards. The spicy sauce made it run.

>>819657
In about 20 years you should be able to emulate any game from those consoles with no issues.

>>819706
Spicy balls?

>>819705
My parents used them extensively. It caused problems when I was 13 or 14 because Dad would go spastic and I'd end up laughing at things he was saying, further enraging him.

>>819708
No they weren't spicy, just the spicy peppers sauce plus a shitload of cracked black pepper.

callegg digris are worthminus

I gave Weber some caramel tart once and he said "a tart from my tart". It made me blush.

delicious blackberry aromas
hints of herbal notes
juicy blue fruit palate
rich dark Christmas pudding flavours

>>819706
Well peppered

>>819713
Sounds nice.

>>819715
it's alright
nothing special

>>819716
Weber said the same about me.

>>819704
You should list a bunch of them one night and we will try to bring them back.

>>819717
I said you were half-decent

>>819713
Lovely.

>>819688
Nice beard.

Took a piss. Feel relieved.

I completely forgot to get anything for pudding this morning.

>>819724
There's still time.

Dessert

>>819712
Cute.

>>819727
no u

>>819728
♥️

Cruisey will probably attend All Japan Day tomorrow.

Dangerously Based.

>>819730
His review is critical for their Tug accreditation.

>>819732
he is a car racist

>>819730
That means tomorrow should be weeb day on here. I hope the WeebNEETs have something planned for it.

>>819706
Looks like a good feed.

>>819733
In the back of a Century hopefully 5/5

>>819735
Yeah it's not bad, if I do say so myself. Even Motherbat eats my dogshit if I put some effort in.

>>819723
Thanks. I knew I had heard it before.

Finally washed the car. Only took 15 minutes

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13119119/king-charles-cards-cry-monarch-cancer-diagnosis.html

:/

>>819739
What product did you use?

>>819739
Wax on, wax off?

>>819742
dihydrogen monoxide

>>819741
I bet they didn't let him see Joslin's message.

>>819742
I don't know. Whatever cheap car soap I have

>>819744
fuck off numpty

>>819731
>>819741
No one care
Back to discord please

>>819744
Woefully bantered.

>>819746
Is car soap any chemically different to dishwashing detergent?

>>819741
Joslin's message gave him the biggest smile.

>>819745
I refuse to believe this.

I'm surprised webby doesn't insist on Jasol tbh.

>>819750
I have no idea. It's probably all the same anyway.

>>819747
rude

Am I one of the bad neets?

>>819691
finally, a good picture of nuro on his bike heading for the beach

>>819756
Was that image attached to your post by mistake again?

>>819756
(you) can't be the worst.

>>819757
Don't start.

>>819756
We all are in our own ways.

>>819596
People already watched the movie so no need to shepherd them into the theaters anymore.

>>819758
Not this time. Something funny happened with the back button resubmitting the post last times.

Patiently waiting for tonights gooned up tantrum to see how BO reacts.

>>819763
yeah dont do that

Is the Romanian dead?

>>819766
I think he just got sick of us.

>>819764
Um seweety see >>>819572 >>>819588 >>>819590 Its a new epoch of /ausneets/ the nasty NEETs are going to get banned long before Lord Nuro will get triggered.

>>819767
Happens every time.
International Cruisey, Czechmate, Argie, Hue, that Iranian kid we might have given bad advice.

>>819767
I don't blame him.

>it's starting already
Bye neets, I'm off to the gym.

>>819771
Break a sweat.

Another slice of tart.

>>819773
Straight to the arse!

>>819771
Have a good lift.

>>819773
Hope you enjoy her.

>>819771
Go for it dumbbell !

>>819773
Devilish.

Going to increase my cabbage consumption ahead of winter.

https://twitter.com/DanThorn_/status/1760148409175191778/
had a bit of a chortle
impeccable timing with his delivery and the countdown clock

>>819779
Freezing NEETs huddled under your blanket for warmth wearing gas masks

>>819779
May the wind be at your back.

>>819700
I cringed when i saw it.

>>819781
They're not allowed inside if they were masks.

>>819782
Note: he explicitly says
>built for coding interviews
and not
>built for coding

>>819782
Is that how you're meant to pronounce Java?

>>819723
Is Mista wombo gunna cark it? whos gonna puttus on a pictcha?

>>819787
yava

>>819784
why is it so scratched up?

>>819768
Does the new pope know how shit the mod tools are?

Oh wait, Nuro actually thinks the BO is on his side or something

>>819786
PowerShell IDE stuff was concerning.

"plus size compression socks" ad targeted at me.

Have you ever enjoyed live music neets? I've always found it too loud and too crowded

>>819795
I don't like how it sounds so different to the studio version. Autism maybe

>>819795
>too loud
Every concert I ever went to was like that.

>>819795
Yes.

>>819797
Seems like a pattern.

>>819782
Fucking gingermegs dickhead.
Nobody looking for an embedded programmer is going to give a shit about anything other than asm and C.
Wallstreet is the biggest user of Perl, to the point where analysts often have the cookbook on their desk.
Doesn't mention Go or Rust.

>>819795
It's good when you have been drinking.

>>819791
is that a threat ?

>>819792
I am the most popular NEET ;)

Vitamin e cream has been applied to my feet.

>>819804
You should do all your soft pinkie bits.

I saw Lee Kernaghan live once and found even that to be unpleasantly loud. He is a very funny bloke though. He was cracking lots of jokes between songs and stuff. I'm sure some of that was "scripted" in that he does it for every show but he'd reference the audience with a bunch of it.

>>819802
Why would that possibly be a threat?

>>819791
What kind of tools would you want?
How would you change existing ones?

>>819795
Only when I've been into a group for a long time. Live performances (or live albums) normally trigger my autism.
Seeing RATM live was likely a once in a lifetime experience.
Cypress Hill and Public Enemy.
TISM a bit over a year ago.
The one concert the Hilltop Hoods did with the Adelaide Symphony Orchestra was also very good and I am glad I went.

>>819804
Thanks for the reminder.

>>819804
Motherbat does that and wraps them in glad wrap and puts bed socks on over the top. Softens up the heels and shit apparently.

>>819809
>RATM
More like RFTM nowadays.

>>819812
It's all commie bullshit, but there is something about the music of your youth that resonates even decades later.

>>819808
On 8chan you could click on the hash of a poster and it would take you to a page showing all of their posts together in order.

>>819814
god i miss 8/pol/

>>819773
Local cream is pricey but the poofy stuff in the aerosol can is cheap right now. I have twenty cans as prepper supplies.

>>819809
> RATM, Cypress Hill, and Public Enemy
Were they full of niggers?

>>819790
duno coin politics are weird i wouldnt be surprised if there was none going to collectors in mint cond?

>>819807
Some NEETs err on the side of paranoia.

>>819814
I think similar could be achieved with a greasemonkey script.

>>819818
Not in Adelaide at the time.
Nowadays attending a Public Enemy concert would be asking to get stabbed.

>>819792
Cant be worse than the old BO, in that regard

>>819818
His name was Kunta Kinte.

>>819802
We know there is only one spammer on the board

>>819817
What an odd thing to stock up on.

>>819808
The issue is the BO can see the hashed IP's and we cant. You should turn them on, on this board.

>>819827
No, no namefagging except for nuro because of his extreme hetrosexuality

>>819820
After all Nuro is actually the new #BO. I dont Blame them.

why would women scorn and mock such a gesture?
that would cost you about $5000 at Coles or Woolies these days.

>>819814
And delete all of them.

>>819820
I think nuro is trying to get some neets banned.

>>819830
All you need to know is

Desire to goon

>>819834
Monk? No!

Need a wombosec consultant to help me with letsencrypt

>>819836
What is your question?

NEETs there is too much talk about Nuro going on.
He does provoke it and will be punished for it but the rest of us also need to learn not to throw extra faggots onto the fire please.

>>819834
Have a lemonade.

>>819832
I for one, welcome our new shitcunt-ban-hammering #BO

Take them down. Down To the Ground.

>>819836
Use certbot. Besides Let's Encrypt has quite detailed help/instructions on their site.

>>819840
>Down To the Ground.
Hot!

Big Fella works for WomboSec?!

>>819838
Well to be honest mate, there is no womboflix on, its a saturday night, what exactly are you expecting ??

>>819844
HP 108 is on.

Need to write some java code. Woe.

>>819837
I don't know exactly. I setup the systemd timer yesterday to auto-renew because either certbot didn't create a cronjob or I deleted it months ago when I was asking you something cron related.
Anyway its working for www subdomains only it seems so I will investigate further.

>>819846
Durga Software Sir can help you.

I hope Joslin writes a review.

>>819844
I was thinking about this. There are plenty of public cytube channels we can raid watch

https://cytu.be/r/The-Simpsons

>>819848
>>819849
Every blog and forum around the globe will represent DURGA SOFT as pioneer and leader in Java Certification training. When the discussion comes on Java, all the online communities will have only one word DURGA SOFT

>>819852
Inspiring 🥹

Whats the best bang for buck at Dans with $10?

Bowlers Run used to be $3

>>819830
The guy's a complete simp if that was a first date.

>>819854
Jacobs Creek Chardonnay Pinot Noir

>>819857
I need more than 1 bottle buster!

>>819854
>>819858
Methylated spirits and a dash of boot polish.

>>819846
Pronounced Guava

>>819856
Farmer Chad will win in the long run.

>>819847
It's far easier to just wait for the warning email about expiry, stop Apache or Nginx, run the certbot renew, and restart the web server.

>>819858
i would suggest cruising past a few BWS instead looking for damaged goon boxes, those are usually 10 dolla

Oops I did it again!

>>819864
The arse will accept it graciously

>>819851
Man you must be stoned to want to watch that at random.

Bored, might block the Suez Canal again.

We're watching Ren and Stimpy: https://cytu.be/r/ren-and-stimpy

>>819868
Never got that the couple of times I tried to watch it as a teenager. Just seemed dumb.

>>819869
:(

>>819867
Big poo incoming.

>>819867
Ships would vanish if you faced the wrong direction afterwards.

Night.

>>819873
Good night Pidge. xx

Starting to get excited at the prospect of a new footy season.
Practice games on now. Few weeks to go before the proper ones start.

🏉🏉🏉

going watch tv

>>819879
Settle down. You keep up with seppo politics and culture wars stuff which is sportsball for blokes who were shit at sports in childhood.

>>819861
Twelve kilos of dick cheese on teh second date?

>>819879
lol, so fucking cringe

>>819881
He seems to think that Alex Jones is some pioneer in the dissident right. Embarrassing

Went to Mr. Murphys. Sat in the carpark making a list of pros and cons. Left empty handed. Might go for a night cruise.

>>819876
Didn't realise it was so close. Keen to cook up some multis

Going to the gym somewhat hungry.

>>819885
Good neet. Get some sugar free softdrink and have that instead.

>>819885
Well done neet.

>>819885
>Left empty handed
Well done King. Great self control.

Yon NEET has a lean and hungry look.

>>819884
>>819881
the harm boomers and their fucking sportsball colosseums have done to this country is immeasurable

>>819880
looks like a basil wolverton image

>>819891
what about dog racing. Thats a worthwhile persuit.

>>819885
>cook up some multis
You are master chef at multiplying your gambling deficit

>>819893
What about getting boongs to run around the track chasing half a ciggie and a mostly empty goon bag? very similar thing to the greyhounds.

oooooooooffffff !

>>819864
Got lost in the game?

>>819875
>double gay
lol

Keep naming every short program I write woe. I suspect mental health problems.

At the gym. Incredible session underway.

>>819901
In the zone.

>>819901
Absolute Chad.

>>819900
>I suspect mental health problems.
The culprit behind more things in our life than we realise.

I need to change my nappy but I think I can squeeze one more poo in there

NK you boong.

I won $7 on the lotto.

The doctor told me I have Parkinson's. I'm literally shaking.

might have a glass of quik and go to bed

>>819910
Good night QuikNEET.

>>819911
thank you
I ended up having 1 and 3/4 glasses to use up the open milk.
good night

>>819912
You will be at risk of wetting the bed.

>>819908
Just the right amount for some bargain bin plonk.

>>819912
I hope you didn't add much. It is 95% sugar by weight.

>>819914
I go in and damage the ones I want and then come back a couple of hours later to see if they've been discounted.

A NEET put sugar in my gas tank once but I don't have a car.

Desire returning. A cheeky 11 standoes from GL would go alright...

When I was a kid I used to drink cordial without adding any water.

>>819918
Do not undo all your hard work.
I was just starting to have faith in you again.

>>819918
Just a brief stop from the wagon won't hurt mate.

Gemini, the gift that keeps on giving

Wondering if elon will start his own search engine next to replace google

Search is so shit now. You can't find anything. Even stuff that used to come up isn't there at all now.

If elon doesn't step on up we might make a search engine here, it can properly index the internet's boong porn and imageboards. Might call it boongsearch. Boongle?

>>819925
BoongBoongGo

RapeSearch, instead of a search button we'll have a button that says 'trigger me'

>>819919
That just sounds unpleasant.

Done at the gym. Heaps of people out and about. Fucking fringe festival is starting again.

>>819929
Well done NEET. I do not like the type of people the festival attracts.

>>819923
havent you heard of grok ?

>>819931
That was the orc that ambushed our party.

Awfull weather has ruined another weekend.

Nite NEETs

>>819933
Good night.

I found an English dub of Mushoku Tensei Season 2 and am watching it now.

Going to dominos

>>819936
Garlic bread?

They have turned my boy Rudeus into a simp with erectile dysfunction.

>>819937
Just an extra large pepperoni. Only $11, great value. No proper seats to sit in while waiting though

>>819939
>extra large
Would have been a medium ten years ago.

Looking for a ball stretching coach.

>>819940
Would have been a large. They have mini, large, and extra large. No more “family” size I guess

>>819940
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>819939
Pajeet workforce at your Domino's?

Absolutely stuffed after 4 slices. Don't know how you big boys do it

>>819944
One Jeet-Australian, one white.

>>819945
>Don't know how you big boys do it
Monk used to say things like that before he got fat.

5 slices
Sickly bloated, sweating, panting, tshirt halfway up my gut
I'm not made for these kind of binges

>>819946
He got fat from a different form of calories

>>819947
He would tear but never share.

>>819947
Why did you have another slice when you were already full and uncomfortable?
Are you engaging in self harm?

Pretended to see Davo with his strawberry blonde beard and sunnies, and tight cuffed chinos. I chuckled thinking about how anime is watched by normie looking fellas.