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non-official alcohol / drinking thread
what are you drinkin /b/?
right now i'm drunk off of new amsterdam gin & generic (staterbros) tonic water + UV blue vodka
additionally, how are you doing currently? i'm bretty gud, eating food as i wright this image related; the yellow is generic mustard
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Anonymous 12/18/2022 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.44831 del
i'm just about fresh out of tonic water, so i've just been doing shots, i hate doing shots, they're miserable
just gotta new shotgun for my job (its mine, but its approved, so i can have it whenever since its private security; the guy i'm working for is literally the best boss ever lmao)
its cold as fuck in my house 24/7, so i just have a pot of boiling water on when i'm here, i fucking hate winter, shit sucks ass
i've been sleeping so much better though, i sleep better than a baby when its cold out, so theres that at the least


Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.45198 del
its been a while, not much has changed though, still cold
had to stop doing the pot of water because i think my stove's flue isn't working well
if i leave it on for too long the house smells like gas, and i start getting headaches & not thinking clearly, lol
caught another cold, but now i'm on the very last end of it, just got a glorified allergies again now; i hate having to take sick days, just means i got a day off i can't use for an actual emergency


Dutch bernd Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.45206 del
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>>44831
>its cold as fuck in my house 24/7
It's cold in most places OP. Except in South America

>just gotta new shotgun for my job (its mine, but its approved, so i can have it whenever since its private security; the guy i'm working for is literally the best boss ever lmao)

u a PMC OP?

>been a day off a week since i was here
Keep on posting cuz we're still here waiting OP


Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 02:27 [Preview] No.45223 del
>>45206
what's the best south american country to live in?
I'm thinkin Costa Rica


Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.45228 del
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>>45223
I've never been down there, but I've heard tell that Chile (giant hotdogs with guacamole and mayo) and Ecuador (grilled guinea pigs) are alright.



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Burnt ASS Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 23:24 [Preview] No. 45226 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Never forget all the burnt American Asses that day.
Nothing but burnt ASS.


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Totally normal thoughts Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No. 45196 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
>Be me
>Have a friend
>Meant to be coming down and staying at mine for a bit as a holiday
>Lately been getting on my nerves
>Thought of killing him, nothing new under the sun
>Whats different is I've made a full blown plan
>Get drunk on his last day here, make him specifically black out
>While he's asleep, get a hammer and hit his temple or head till he stops breathing
>When he's dead, take him into the bathroom
>Put him in the shower and start cutting his limbs off in sections so it's easier to fit in the bin bags
>Since I barely take out the trash till it's really bad, no one would suspect me having a full to the brim bag of rubbish
>Put him in first, then the rubbish, no one would suspect he's in there cause all they'd find on top is takeout, pizza boxes, milk jugs and cereal
>Alibi is that, while we were shitfaced, I walked him to the train station and in a drunken state assumed he'd get on ok, but I haven't heard from him since
>Been thinking about it all day, what tools I'd need and what time to do it, how to get the blood out of my shower if the water didn't wash it away and if I should get a raincoat and newspaper to stop it getting on my clothes and floor.
Now, and hear me out this is wild, I don't think thinking like this is normal. I've thought like this for as long as I could remember, I should probably get this checked out.


Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.45197 del
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>>45196
when cutting up the body, its a good idea to put it in a freezer, then leave it there for a year or two
then after that, cut the meat off the bones & use a food processor to turn it all to liquid, the bones can then be crushed or just buried
after that, getting rid of it all is really up to you, merely dumping it in a river works out fine, its even beneficial for the environment too
try not to kill your friend though, seeing as he likes you, he can be used for other things still
i too think like this all the time, constantly, but i don't ever see a point in going through with any of it
in the end, people are so worthless that its not even worth the effort


Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.45213 del
>>45196
If he's a friend then you should be able to tolerate him for a little while, real friends can tolerate one another much longer than some random person. The downside is if you kill him you risk severe legal consequences if ever caught, and with all the surveillance and bio-metric identification technology law enforcement has today it would likely only be a matter of time because even one small mistake can end up revealing a killer (such as how you plan on disposing that hammer, or anything your friend's blood touches). If you so much as mentioned to anyone your friend is staying at your place with you, and then he goes missing, you'll eventually get that knock on the door with a warrant issued and a full blown murder-forensics unit will be all over your home, inside and out. Not to mention looking at the computer or phone you just posted on. One simple mishap or mistake on your part and they'll find it. This is nothing new to these people, that is their routine job.

>>45197
You would not be using a food processor, there is no food processor big enough or strong enough to grind human bones to a pulp. Some people - if they live rural enough - may use an industrial wood chipper that can take bigger diameters at a time, but even then that would take some time and lots of effort, not to mention the absolute mess of evidence that leaves all over the place lol. Dumping the body in a river you could do, but many people live by rivers too, you'll need to know in advance what area is safer from eyesight and more isolated.

Inb4
>this is totally easy to do without getting caught hur dur

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Marcy_Renee_Conrad


Anonymous 02/01/2023 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.45218 del
>>45213
the food processor would just be for the meat, so you'd end up with glorified chum thats easily able to be poured into a river / drain very quickly
depending on where you live theres plenty of backroads with a bridge going over a river, so to just take a 1 min stop & dump a bucket or two of liquid meat, ain't really a problem
but yeah, aside from getting rid of the body, you still gotta get rid of the evidence that they even existed near you
if even one iota of them having disappeared near you is discovered, you're basically fucked
seeing as the guy is coming over for the holiday, hes probably told his parents or another friend, this isn't even counting the fact there could also be a digital paper trail, detailing the purchases & most recent locations of them, so when it ends up with you as the last place, you're again, fucked
and if you were to try taking the phone / credit card or whatever somewhere, to try to dissuade it, camera footage would instantly catch you, sealing your fate doubly
its not impossible to get away with the murder of someone close to you, but it might as well be, it would literally be easier to kill them & "pretend" you had a mental break down than anything else


Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.45224 del
Americans scream antidepressants must be put into drinking water because tyranny is causing people to commit suicide, but why not just get rid of the police state?


Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.45225 del
>>45224
what the hell are you talking about



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Poison the lakes, rivers, streams, reservoirs Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No. 40139 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
A quick way to check if your country has been taken over by terrorists is to see if your freedoms are being slowly taken away.
Standard methods of fighting back simply will not work.

There's only a few things an evil like this will truly understand.
Let them know that they will not get away with enslaving and genociding us free and clear.

Here is something that can be done to put these monsters in check.
Take used vehicle fluids such as radiator fluid and especially used motor oil and dump this in lakes, rivers, streams and reservoirs. As an alternative whatever chemical you can find may be useful. Take extra caution as to not be seen.
There is little else will act as an effective deterrent.
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Anonymous 01/22/2023 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.45125 del
>>45099
90% of the population won't do shit if you shoot their children before their eyes.

Pull out the teeth of the politicians and have them confess who their kike overlords are, then gas the shitstains off the face of the earth.

https://www.reddit.com/r/stairsofpantheon/comments/mlcr48/the_essentials/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.45174 del
The police can just extrajudicially assassinate you.

The government can torture you and inject you with truth serum.

The police can charge you with resisting arrest, conspiracy, racketeering, or obstruction of justice.


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.45181 del
The corruption must end


Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.45182 del
>>45181
Your arse is corrupt


Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 00:46 [Preview] No.45222 del
Tyranny is not when someone smokes near you. Tyranny is when the government says that you can't smoke.

Tyranny is not when someone shoots you. Tyranny is when the Gestapo shoot you.



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New Moive Anonymous 07/14/2022 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No. 40278 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
so I hear mentions that Chloe Moretz has a few sex scenes in one of her up coming movies, does anyone else have anymore information in this?
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Anonymous 08/19/2022 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.40744 del
she was a tank couple years ago


Anonymous 08/20/2022 (Sat) 18:44 [Preview] No.40752 del
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Maybe if she started lifting, her neck would get even shorter and her waist would make her look even more mannish. Honestly, she just needs larger hands to complete the effect.


Anonymous 08/30/2022 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.40865 del
>>40293
>all that photoshop


Anonymous 12/11/2022 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.44781 del
Americans don't care if the USA is a police state, but Americans lose their minds if North Korea has tyranny.


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Recommend me websites Anonymous 02/01/2023 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No. 45220 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
What hentai websites like gelbooru or rule34 can you recommend that isn't moderated by jews nor full with nigger dick?



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There is a great new search engine that competes with Google and DuckDuckGo, the engine does not bury or censor search results unlike Google or the most popular "alternatives" out there.

Go ahead and give it a try: https://freespoke.com/


Anonymous 10/23/2022 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.42956 del
bumping a decent thread


Anonymous 01/23/2023 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.45130 del
>Write "Gamergate"
>Wikipedia's biased article as the first result
NOPE


Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.45212 del
>>45130
Try searching images for "holohoax".


Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 23:20 [Preview] No.45216 del
>>45212
I'm search testing several controversial topics to check results for this site. "Holohoax" "Clot Shots" "Vaccine Deaths" "Twitter Files" "Geo-engineering" "Depopulation agenda" "Food processing arson attacks" "Great Reset" "UN Agenda 21" etc. all seem to be showing results, not necessarily all of the results are from just independent or mainstream media, looks pretty random. Much better than Google or even DuckDuckGo at this point.



How do I stop wasting my time at stupid internet dramas and crappy 4chan boards like /pol/ and /r9k/?
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Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 00:07 [Preview] No.45199 del
I had more fun on the internet than anywhere IRL.


Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.45202 del
>>45188
>>45188
>Most of them are dead
Make them active by
a) posting there
b) inviting more people there

>barely active
rather a slow and good board, than a fast and cancerous one


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Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.45214 del
>>45199
Sadly most kids do today because of the age of smartphones and other gadgets which get them hooked to constant artificial stimulation.


Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.45215 del
just like turn the computer off nigga, like wtf go outside



https://anon.cafe/retro/catalog.html
Are there any other imageboards that have retro boards like this one but active? Cuz unfortunately this one is dead.


Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.45205 del
>>45192
Just invite people to post and make it active?

Like that board? We only have a /v/ board here, one on sportschan, and any other /v/ board in other imageboard. Sorry, but that's all I can think off OP.


Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.45210 del
>>45192

I tried posting a comment but the fucking captcha never works, so a waste of my time.



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Serpents 2 Anonymous 11/15/2022 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No. 44506 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
The U.S. Government is actually the Serpent from the Bible.
They worship the Devil constantly.
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Anonymous 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.45045 del
'They are like snakes'
That is just your opinion.


Anonymous 01/16/2023 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.45046 del
>>45045
More like foxes guarding a big chicken coop. One after another chicken keeps disappearing with blood stains left behind as evidence but the chickens won't know any better because they have little bird brains and very short memory spans.


Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.45156 del
Muh forked tongue


Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.45208 del
Anon, locate the source of the slithering, you will find you live in a snape pit full of their shit and piss.


Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.45209 del
It's very sad to see the decline of America, as corrupted as it is. European nations however are in far worse impoverished conditions today. Overall America is as bad as the location you currently live. There are some very nice towns and "get-aways" all the way down to violent crime-infested ghettos. Quality of life in America really all depends on where you live and how much money you have made or still making.