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NEET General #830 - Nurgo's NAS Edition NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No. 843821
Would any of you NEETs describe yourself as a data hoarder?

Old Thread: >>842834


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.843853 del
SA Best A


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.843856 del
>You should try and help people on the internet and stop being such a negative cunt

>HEY LOSERS


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.843859 del
>You should try and help people on the internet and stop being such a negative cunt
>tell lies about living in a pad, buying a business so you can brag online to a tiny forum of unemployed dropkicks while you sleep on an airbed in a toilet
WHoa !!


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.843862 del
>>843821
Quality Pepe. Blessed thread.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.843863 del
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Oh-7s


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.843864 del
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Nuro migrating to the new thread...


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.843865 del
>>843863
Very good Pepe.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.843866 del
How?

>>843863
Have a great Sunday!


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.843867 del
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>>843859
Aren't you about to get flooded and have to move to that shopping centre car park again for a few days ?

Priorities NEET. Priorities.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.843868 del
There are communist subversives at work in this thread


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.843869 del
>>843865
Thanks!
>>843866
Thanks, you too!


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.843870 del
>843869
Forgot the pepe flag you dumb dunny-dwelling bitch BOY!


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.843871 del
$5 on the nags, lets oggg lad


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.843872 del
>>843870
was not pretending to be o7


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 13:04 [Preview] No.843873 del
Came in second. One of the jockeys fell off lol


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.843874 del
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Eshay Nationalism


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NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.843876 del
>>843874
>picture of rolling tobacco
Yep absolutely destroyed them. How will they ever recover ??


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.843877 del
>>843868
I just arrived.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.843878 del
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what a horrible film


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.843879 del
Of course I never made the fried rice. Just more tax payer dollars feed in the bin. Should've got that bloody roast chicken earlier.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.843880 del
New system. No choof until after 10 from now on.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.843881 del
Przemysel... pronounced sandwhich


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.843882 del
Camomille and a rothman


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.843883 del
Instead of being grateful, Ixion grew lustful for Hera,[13][14] Zeus's wife, a further violation of guest–host relations. Zeus found out about his intentions and made a cloud in the shape of Hera, which became known as Nephele (from nephos "cloud") and tricked Ixion into coupling with it. From the union of Ixion and the false-Hera cloud came Imbros[15] or Centauros,[16] who mated with the Magnesian mares on Mount Pelion, Pindar told,[17] engendering the race of Centaurs, who are called the Ixionidae from their descent.

Ixion was expelled from Olympus and blasted with a thunderbolt. Zeus ordered Hermes to bind Ixion to a winged fiery wheel that was always spinning. Therefore, Ixion was bound to a burning solar wheel for all eternity,

Don't fuck clouds.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.843884 del
>>843883
Centaurs are AI enabled humans. The AI do the menial muscle work, the repetitive tasks, freeing the humans of those, and check for human mistakes and give feedback.
This somehow can be related to cloud computing, although cloud is stupid and should stay clear of 'em, I concur.


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NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.843886 del
>>843880
Sounds do-able.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.843887 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.843888 del
it cold outside


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.843889 del
postie should be bringing my dark green big w tracksuit today
5xl on the top half
3xl on the bottom half


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NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.843891 del
>>843887
Morning.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.843892 del
>>843889
It'll look good on you.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.843893 del
>>843891
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.843894 del
>>843889
you are neglecting leg binge day neet, creating an unbalanced physique. If your top half continues to expand more quickly than your bottom you will soon lose the ability to walk and fall over


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.843896 del
seeing sweaty on wednesday night
lookin aforward to it
not go home until monday


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.843897 del
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>>843895
ELON YOU FAT FUCKING LOSER, YOU USED TO BE MY HERO NOW THIS


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.843898 del
>>843895
does anyone have a copy of these posts?


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.843899 del
Doing a poo


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 22:30 [Preview] No.843900 del
>>843896
Good times ahead.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.843901 del
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Good Morning NEETs
>>843891
>>843893
>>843887

Its raining again. Been Stuck in the shop all weekend. Going to Noosa thisafternoon rain hail or shine.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.843902 del
>>843901
You need to dry out your clothes properly. You reek of wet clothes.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.843903 del
Severely woed.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.843904 del
>>843902
Could he use your kitchen?


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.843905 del
>>843902
I did my washing on friday when it was sunny. WRONG AGAIN


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.843906 del
I feel awful. Getting very funny feelings. Like anxiety mixed with suicidal ideation.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.843907 del
>>843906
I have a little schizo poem I saw for attacks, and for suicide feelings I usually go catatonic and stare at the wall for a while


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.843908 del
>>843906
Use your lizard brain anon


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.843909 del
theres gonna be a lot of stolen cars soon, due to the dubai floods. Keep your lambos locked up fellow neets


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.843910 del
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NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.843911 del
>>843903
go for a walk, listen to some music


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.843912 del
>>843896
How's bats hip going? Is she still using the walker?


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:28 [Preview] No.843913 del
>>843907
.. but doesnt tell us the poem


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.843914 del
>>843913
In ancient palestine a roman middle manager dresses down a radical i have a backlog of so called prophets youre of a multitude the offender said i witness truth perplexed and filled with pique the killer replied truth what is it

Its from a song, helped me out when i was in the ward


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>>843906
Time for a phone wank.
Triage nurses are where to start.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.843916 del
where can you buy bulk sardines?


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NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.843920 del
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and if he were to come down now from the clouds, we would crucify him again. god speaks through men every day but whens the last time we updated the bible


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.843921 del
god is a fervour, he represents manic passion. Not some grand ruler but an emotion


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.843922 del
>>843920
Kris Kristopherson has a song called Jesus was a Capricorn, says the same sort of thing.
>some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the klan, most of us hate anything that we don't understand.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.843924 del
He's some weirdo atheist new age mong who studied under Alan Watts.
Doing acid and convincing themselves that God is a wave that balances itself.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.843925 del
>>843924
>>843920
This 'father' lived the Posso life. A shed with no water or electricity.
Not sure why any orthodox church would have him as a priest, he's a californian hippy that dresses like a Russian and has a beard.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.843926 del
>>843901
I'll be waiting.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.843927 del
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This Saturday on womboflix will be the sci-fi comedy Spaceballs (1987). On Sunday will be the historical sports drama Chariots Of Fire (1981)


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.843928 del
>>843880
am or pm?


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.843929 del
>>843928
Depends on how I feel


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.843930 del
>>843927
Haven't seen the second one.


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.843931 del
>>843924
>>843925
searched up gaykoslavie again, apparently duckduckgo images thinks thats a nono word. Are they sanctioning furry cults now?


NEET 04/21/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.843932 del
>>843906
Quit acting like a sheila


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:00 [Preview] No.843933 del
>>843914
>in the ward


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.843934 del
>>843918
Whole chooks are cheaper per kilo.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.843935 del
>>843933
we all go a little vince vaughn sometimes anon


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.843936 del
>>843925
>tfw no comfy shack in teh woods


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.843937 del
Shower time.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.843938 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.843939 del
when i find myself in times of trouble, gayka comes to me


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.843940 del
>>843920
>for the past 2000 years western civilisation has been based on a the teachings of a guy who should've been in a mental institution
wew, jews really did a number on us there


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.843941 del
Gay cunts come in you.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.843942 del
He’s still pooing…


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.843943 del
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The winner of this German tournament gets the car too!


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.843944 del
Morndongs

I think the camomile helped last night


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.843945 del
>>843895
Cucked


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:22 [Preview] No.843946 del
BIG DISGRACE


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.843947 del
Didn't pressure cook my BEANS long enough, ate a kilo,gassed the supermarket. BEANS for lunch.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.843948 del
>>843920
I met at least two Jesus's at train stations and listened to both of them. Guess I'm getting saved


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.843949 del
>>843901
>>843910
>>843944
Good morning NEETs.


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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.843951 del
>>843949
>NEETs


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.843952 del
>>843950
Thanks Dan.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.843953 del
>>843944
you must avoid becoming a camomile zombie


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.843954 del
Four coffees. Thinking about a fifth.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.843955 del
bakery coffee + savoury item + sweet item = about fifteen buckaroos


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.843956 del
>>843955
$5 each, not awful these days.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.843957 del
What say?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.843958 del
>>843957
i left it blank


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.843959 del
>>843957
Tell him you look forward to the opportunities to rape.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.843960 del
>>843895
Wait, where has X actually removed these videos? It sounds like the dispute is still ongoing


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.843961 del
>>843896
Are you taking the kayak out?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.843962 del
>>843927
Very Jewish selections. I don't think I'll be able to handle them.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.843963 del
>>843950
Its just a catalogue inside.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.843964 del
Sixth coffee of the day. Heart is pounding and I feel sick.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.843965 del
>>843964
Why did you choose to do this to yourself?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.843966 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oPpInGffxgM [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.843967 del
>>843965
I was telling myself that after this next coffee I'll be productive. It is like how today is the day that monk gets his life back on track.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.843968 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PE8XM1gHEno [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.843969 del
Pie, keri and a piece of chicken. Living like gods


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.843970 del
>>843969
>keri
Which flavour?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.843971 del
>>843963
dozens of pages all dedicated to the holy spirits and liquors


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.843972 del
>>843965
I have 6 cups every day. I used to have a lot more.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.843973 del
>>843970
tropical


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.843975 del
>>843974
Where do you find this shit?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.843976 del
Wage feeds prepped
Creatine and vitamins taken
4 instants downed
ON


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.843977 del
>>843976
Good luck NEET. Sounds like you're winning.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.843978 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.843980 del
>>843975
That is me in the video.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.843981 del
Do you have to cook tomato paste thoroughly before eating it?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.843982 del
>>843976
This is what winning looks like.


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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.843985 del
>>843981
will taste nicer if you do


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.843986 del
You guys put kidney beans in your spaghetti?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.843987 del
Licked Cruise’s bung foot. Got so high.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.843988 del
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>tfw no gf


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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 03:33 [Preview] No.843992 del
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Very beautiful.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.843993 del
it's a lovely warm autumn day neets, what are you up to?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.843994 del
>>843986
yeah, instead of pasta, it's healthier and more filling


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.843995 del
>>843993
Got some music playing.


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BIG YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.843997 del
>>843996
afternoon chief


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.843998 del
>>843993
Fucking guys are cutting down and woodchipping every tree next door for some reason, been going at it all day, very noisy. Also my choofhead neighbour is taking up the washing machine with his washing, and I can't get any of mine done. The choof has probably fried his brain to the point where he's forgotten it's in there.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.844001 del
very sleepy today
need a nap or a coffee


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.844002 del
>>843996
Based.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.844003 del
Beer cracked. Adios Monday!


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.844004 del
haven't even taken a shit today


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.844005 del
8mg in the upper lift
Wage on


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.844006 del
>>844005
Have a good one.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.844007 del
>>844001
>very sleepy today
are you a camomile neet?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.844008 del
dropped a peppery shit


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.844009 del
>>844004
You need to eat some prunes.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.844011 del
>>844004
Three minutes later
>>844008
That didn't take long.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.844015 del
Going to make another hot chocolate.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.844016 del
Did monk go to work?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.844017 del
Just ate around 10g of nutmeg, me and chamomile anon are going to duke it out


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.844018 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.844019 del
>>844016
I'm not sure he even knows.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.844020 del
>>844017
Orally?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.844021 del
>>843996
Gross, why arent your beaches black?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.844022 del
>>844020
I tried to drink it with water but felt like throwing up. So I just put a tablespoon inside a tortilla with a bunch of marmite. Got to use my junkie scales for the first time in ages


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.844023 del
>>844020
Dont know if its going to work though, just a random box of nutmeg thats been sitting there for like a year


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.844025 del
>>844021
a legacy of the white australia policy


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.844028 del
feeling super anxious today, need relief


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.844029 del
>>843966
Hideous


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.844030 del
>>843969
WTF is a keri?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.844031 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.844032 del
>>844029
You are homosexual.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.844033 del
>>843978
>a nice hit

Nah, as much as I like seeing 'the little guy' win, that was a bitch sucker punch.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.844034 del
>>844033
I just found his commentary funny.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.844035 del
>>844030
A brand of juice or something.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.844036 del
>>843981
You will die if you don't.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.844037 del
>>844030
explain to me what the hell aussies mean by long necks and ill tell you


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.844038 del
>>844037
A big beer bottle with double the capacity of a standard beer bottle.


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YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Sunshine hits finally. Doctor who was away sick last week rang with a courtesy telehealth appointment. Got some extra scripts for the inconvenience. Got more pills than my brai. Can handle. Wooo hooo.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.844042 del
>>843993
Woke at 9, had some booze and slept till 2. Drinking more booze.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:30 [Preview] No.844043 del
>>843998
Chopping trees while bumming eachother, now that's multitasking!


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.844044 del
>>844041
>Got more pills than my brai. Can handle.
We can tell.


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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.844046 del
>>844022
What were those scales used for?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.844047 del
>>844041
You sleep in a dunny :)


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.844048 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.844050 del
>>844047
Can you prove this ?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.844051 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.844052 del
Went to Costco.
Bulk loin chops, mince, bread rolls and a rotisserie chicken.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.844053 del
>>844041
Based.


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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.844055 del
>>844052
Good haul.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.844056 del
>>844052
Leg and a wing please.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.844057 del
>>844038
>>844051
why not just use crate bottle?
Keri is juice btw


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.844058 del
>>844056
I have destroyed a thigh and licked my fingers while doing it.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.844059 del
Im gonna have some more nutmeg, I think I felt a tingle


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.844060 del
>>844057
Why not just use an oil drum?


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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.844062 del
>>844060
why not boil it down into just ethanol


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.844063 del
>>844059
> I think I felt a tingle
kek, that was me neet.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.844064 del
>>844050
Burden of proof, nuro.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.844065 del
Why is it if a neet makes a post under this flag he is banned for "impersonation" but if nuro pretends to be another neet it is permitted?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.844066 del
>>844052
I could certainly go the chook.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.844067 del
Why not just have an IV ethanol drip?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.844068 del
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Why not use nanobots to fuck up your receptors entirely


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.844069 del
>>844066
You can have a couple rolls with pepper and epa


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.844070 del
Gpoing to have a nap. very tired.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.844071 del
>>844065
Begone goad neet


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.844072 del
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>>844065
No one is impersonating anyone or causing any drama except you…… also

DOUBLE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.844073 del
Nuro lost his erection when he found out she was only acting as a 15 year old once.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.844075 del
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>>844042
livin the life!''


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.844076 del
>>844052
did they have big tins of sardines?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.844077 del
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>>844052
>Costco
>>844052
>Costco
>>844052
>Costco


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.844078 del
>>844057
Me in the blue singlet


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.844079 del
>>844077
Very good Johnny, you can read, now please sit down and let the other children learn.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:11 [Preview] No.844080 del
>>844072
Based.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.844081 del
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I do my grocery shopping at red dot


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.844082 del
>>844069
ETA barbecue sauce? Don't think I've ever had that.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.844083 del
>>844072
Enjoy the sunshine while it lasts, because the sun sets when you close that disabled dunny door :)


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.844084 del
>>844073
Highly underrated post


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.844085 del
>>844084
Poorly samefagged


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.844086 del
>>844085
Oh henlo Tiffiny


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.844087 del
home
long day
having a rum


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.844088 del
had to collect my tracksuit from the post office because the postie was too stupid to find a safe space


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.844089 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.844090 del
didnt get lunch or morning tea breaks today
nobody cares


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.844091 del
>>844090
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HaZpZQG2z10 [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.844092 del
Still haven't had lunch.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.844093 del
>>844092
i am waiting for 5pm
the rum will sustain me
i hope


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.844094 del
>>844087
Welcome back.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.844095 del
>>844092
Still haven't had brekky


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.844096 del
>>844095
me either besides a can of mondster and not even a good flavour


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.844097 del
>>844090
Did you ever get to Anglicare?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.844098 del
>>844097
that is tomorrow
today was a manufacturing jeweler in the city


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.844100 del
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>>843978
Now that's how to put weight in the punch.
I like this video better.

>>844033
>sucker punch.
It was. Tactically sound decision however.
If the streets/pubs/football matches/etc. were chivalric tourneys I could dish more blame.

>>844034
Sames. Napoleon was a manlet too.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.844101 del
Had lunch.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.844102 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.844103 del
There is a big pajeet pill fueled testicular torsion brewing. I can feel it.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.844104 del
nutmegs not doing much


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.844105 del
>>844098
Good luck tomorrow at the Whizzers two.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.844106 del
jesus why is he still here


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.844107 del
>>844105
I don't intend to visit the whizzers or even look at their email this week
two more days then 4 day weekend


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.844108 del
>>844106
Who? Some of you cunts make no sense.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.844109 del
>>843927
A misbegotten lineup


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.844110 del
>>844102
middle earth was actually flat before the big disaster that sank numenor in the second age


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.844111 del
>>844108
the fuckwit with the solomon islands flag


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.844112 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EAp6M8Ln4Ug [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.844113 del
>>843996
bet you wish you put fenders on that treadlie.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.844114 del
>>844111
I like him. He is like NK crossed with Stanley. He makes some strange posts but at least they are just text and not 9mb pedocord gifs.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.844115 del
>>844107
Based.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.844116 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qtCLBE4xXf8 [Embed]


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.844117 del
>>844111
He's fine.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.844118 del
>>844111
SURF THE KALI YUGA


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.844119 del
Cruisey posted on a /ausneets/ rival board that IGAY started, once.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.844120 del
>>844119
Cruisey posts everywhere.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.844121 del
he didn't look for the comet this morning


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.844122 del
>>844121
It whizzed right by him?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.844123 del
>>844119
I miss /neetlyfe/. It was way more comfy than here.
I remember nuro managed to have quite a few 20-30 minute tаntrums pushing the board to the top for pph. It also resulted in nuro shitting in a pan and getting evicted which is possibly the funniest thing here yet.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.844124 del
>>844114
>9mb pedocord gifs
#DiscordLyfe


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.844125 del
>>844111
well now i have to stay just to spite this cunt


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.844126 del
Met captain murderburger to discuss nourishing grool. Balance is important in relationships


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.844127 del
>>844125
Based.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.844128 del
Yeah fuck it, garn a roast chook!


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.844129 del
LOTR lore is truly an iceberg.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.844130 del
whens the movie?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.844131 del
>>844130
Saturday


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.844132 del
>>844130
HP 112 is on Wednesday.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.844133 del
>>844131
How many hours from now is that


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.844134 del
>>844129
Arda was flat until the Fourth Age when Valinor disappeared and it got made round


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.844135 del
>>844134
Mong. Where'd you get that from? The peter jackson movies?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.844137 del
>>844136
consider the needful


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.844138 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.844140 del
>>844133
A lot.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.844141 del
>>844136
Absolutely vile. Did the spoiler not work again?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.844142 del
might make some real life friends


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.844143 del
>>844142
Good luck


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.844144 del
>>844098
I thought you were stuck slaving away for the pajeet whizzers with no better options, now you have work everywhere?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.844145 del
>>844144
I've always worked everywhere, it's just the whizzers took up a large chunk of that time.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.844146 del
Imagine having a NEET recount your life story to the media and bollocks it all up because they have poor reading comprehension skills and a goldfish's memory.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.844147 del
>>844146
Would they allow talk of and the image of the Pan Incident?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.844148 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.844149 del
>>844148
Interesting innit


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.844150 del
>>844123
YOU NEED TO GO BACK


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.844151 del
>>844150
It isn't around anymore.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.844152 del
>>844077
All the meat is Australian and they have butchers and bakers behind glass walls.
Unless you're looking for some grade a unique cut, or dry aged, it's probably the best you can get in Adelaide. Really good butchers and the mince is $10 a kg.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.844153 del
>>844081
You rob their incense sticks and Halloween costumes.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.844154 del
>>844082
It's the best barbeque sauce.
Pretty sweet but it has the right flavour.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.844155 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NHIykko3Up8 [Embed]
NEET anthem


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.844156 del
>>844151
Got panned.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.844157 del
>>844087
Have you tried Kraken rum?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.844158 del
>>844088
Looking spiffy?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.844159 del
>>844098
Get him to pay you in gold.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.844160 del
>>844156
You made the same joke last time.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.844161 del
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>>844111
Nice get


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.844162 del
YANGUAN TACTICS FLASHLIGHT 100% GENUINE TACTICALLY NAVY SEAL AIR FORCE SPACE WATERPROOF UP TO 1 MILE FLASHLIGHT - 100,000 LUMENS SELF DEFENSE


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.844163 del
Does IGA still post here?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.844164 del
>>844161
Kek. I saw one of a pig biting a woman and then the next panel is a woman holding the hoholian flag.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.844165 del
>>844114
He's a quirky little cunt.
We haven't had one of those depressive types since .. one of them. Nofun probably.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.844166 del
>>844162
Based.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.844167 del
>>844165
>Nofun
That was me and I was here long before nuro started calling me that.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.844168 del
>>844119
Exclusively for a while. I can't remember if it was neet or soy frees one where he posted orangutans.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.844169 del
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MUMMY


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.844170 del
>>844169
Handsome fella.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.844171 del
>>844121
I wasn't up in time. I looked at the moon now but a pack of flying ants kept coming near me.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.844172 del
>>844168
That one was /chill/. I thought it was SoyFree that was posting them though. He'd talk about taking over Borneo.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.844173 del
>>844166
led lenser will forever seethe at the existence of YANGUAN TACTICAL LLC chads


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.844174 del
>>844125
Staunch as fuck


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.844175 del
>>844126
You need a pork bone for the pot.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.844176 del
>>844162
>WATERPROOF UP TO 1 MILE
oh right


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.844177 del
>>844144
Are you disappointed?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.844178 del
>>844171
You might get another chance on 2 June, otherwise you'll have to wait until 2095. I won't be around to remind you.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.844179 del
>>844176
you should get one too, we can melt police helicopters out of the sky together


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.844180 del
>>844177
just haven't been paying close enough attention to the webby story


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.844181 del
>>844161
wtf is this real?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.844182 del
>>844167
>Nuro
Pretty sure we called you that before Nuro emerged.
I had a meme folder on 8


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.844183 del
>>844179
that's from that famous ufo sighting over los angeles during ww2


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.844184 del
I reckon before Weber was named.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.844185 del
>>844172
That was the best one.
Stanners was better mannered as a BO. He needs the control.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.844186 del
>>844178
Did you get up and see it?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.844187 del
>>844186
Of course.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.844188 del
>>844187
No you didn't.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.844189 del
Bitches at the mart don't even bother with the formalities anymore. They all know I'm 'that guy' and it's best to get me out asap!


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.844190 del
My mummybot said you're all a bunch of fags


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.844191 del
>>844183
I find the normie explanation more entertaining. Japanese submarine bombs an oil rig in northern california and puts the military on edge then some radar operator spazes out over nothing and reports the entire japanese airforce is descending on the city. Every AA gun starts firing randomly into the air and all the shells start falling onto people in the city. Japan didnt even know about the submarine attack and thinks america has just gone mental


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.844192 del
>>844189
Who is that guy?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.844193 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.844194 del
>>844129
NEET-Lore is a volcano. Try to understand anything and you'll get burned.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.844195 del
mordered more malcohol


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.844196 del
>>844194
Yea, why do you people have names?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.844197 del
>>844136
>sheila


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.844198 del
>>844196
So you know what to scream on Thursday's.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.844199 del
>>844142
Try a church


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.844200 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.844201 del
Assault on Fartbox 13


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.844202 del
Nuro could make flowers bloom and rabbits sprout from the ground with sudden turns of his gaze. He was a sorcerer pedophile of a higher pneumatic order. A God.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.844203 del
what do you guys do all day im getting bored


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.844204 del
>>844202
>He was a sorcerer pedophile of a higher pneumatic order
kek


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.844205 del
>>844203
Self-improvement


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.844206 del
sick of those cunts sending room temperature drinks instead of chilled like they're supposed to be


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.844207 del
I have been told by strangers that I am "serving hard" more than once.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.844208 del
>>844136
Upsetting image, please spoiler


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.844209 del
>>844146
Many poor reading comprehension neets


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.844210 del
There goes the yoghurt


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.844211 del
>>844202
Why dont you faggots move this conversation back to your own board.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.844212 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.844213 del
>>844207
*bangs their purchase down on the counter*


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.844214 del
>>844148
Is there any reason to presume Baruch had anything to do with bombing Nagasaki? It's certainly within reason but that doesn't mean that it actually happened


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.844215 del
>>844214
The first controlled A-bomb tests weren't done until after VE day, so there was literally nobody to nuke except Japan.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.844216 del
>>844214
well oppenheimer sure played a part


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.844217 del
>>844152
Dry aging is a way of preserving meat, so you can get wholesale prices on dry aged.
>>844194
Most of it seems to be lies and goad


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.844218 del
>>844215
could've nuked the soviets instead, there would've been much rejoicing


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.844219 del
I was like "No you don't need a roast chicken there's already enough feed in teh fridge!" I left with a bunch of green onion, a discounted pack of smoked salmon and tub of hummus. Three that shit in teh car and went straight back for a chook.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.844220 del
>>844214
idk, I uploaded the wrong image by mistake.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.844221 del
Wrong flag, sorry Dan.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.844222 del
>>844218
Once we get that nuclear sub for the commune we will be able to nuke a few places.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.844223 del
Struggling to not get gooned.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.844224 del
>>844222
you know a nuclear sub just means nuclear propulsion, not nuclear armaments? you could have a diesel sub with nukes


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.844225 del
Too many dumbs on here tonight. Going to watch television.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.844226 del
>>844219
>Three that shit in teh car
Big poo?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.844227 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.844228 del
>>844224
That other neet promised we would be getting nukes, as for diesel everyone would be too lazy to fill it up.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.844229 del
>>844228
Cruisey would put unleaded in it and we'd conk out just outside Outer Harbour.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.844230 del
https://www.reddit.com/r/SouthAsianMasculinity/comments/1ca5cek/indian_global_takeover_igt/
>There are so many of us in Australia right now, we only hire each other and theres a strong community here.
>There are some situations where you don't want other groups to know what your saying, for example in the workplace, in a conversation with other people or in a shop.
> This ability is also great for talking shit about other people with your buddies to their face without them knowing haha
>I think all desis should learn their state language along with Hindi, we need unity amongst us.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.844231 del
>>844203
Youtubes


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.844232 del
>>844217
>wholesale prices on dry aged
Not at Costco, that's why I was saying apart from that they're pretty good


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.844233 del
>>844229
And I'll forget the rods.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.844234 del
>>844230
Global superpower when?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.844235 del
The Bloop (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop) was Weber taking a dump in Encounter Bay.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.844236 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.844237 del
Please nag me into going to the gym.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.844238 del
Got passed on to yet another DES provider, 'Atwork' in Coolum. 9am appointment tomorrow .


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.844239 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.844240 del
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Are there any muslim horror movies? Ive seen catholic and jewish ones


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.844241 del
>>844237
You should go.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.844242 del
>>844237
go for a bush walk


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.844243 del
>>844237
Do you think they have a good hand dryer?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.844244 del
I am thinking of using olive oil on my scalp.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.844245 del
>>844244
I'd rub her oil all over me.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.844247 del
>>844245
I'd subscribe to your fellas OF.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.844248 del
>>844244
I tried to use oil to make me grow a beard when i was like 19, just made me smell like oil


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.844249 del
>>844240
Kaotic.com


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.844250 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.844251 del
Fried rice was generally unsatisfactory. Rice not dry enough, povo frozen veg mix, sauce not very good. Food court tier Chinese.

Upside is that it's 4 serves with meat at 2$ each.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.844252 del
fuck off 10k


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.844253 del
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>>844251
>Fried rice


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.844254 del
>>844253
Gook evening.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.844255 del
>>844251
>povo frozen veg mix
I bought that once but never again. Nasty stuff.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.844256 del
>eating veggies


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.844257 del
>>844251
That's still good value.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.844258 del


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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.844260 del
>>844255
But it's 8 serves of veg for 2$ and there's no bullshit in it. So you can make a huge chicken pie, a pile of fried rice.
It's the smart concession to make, means you can buy propper meat and condiments.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.844261 del
Need to start keeping a dream journal again


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.844262 del
>>844261
that's for women


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.844263 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.844264 del
>>844240
>jewish ones
ie, the ones made in holywood


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.844265 del
>>844257
Indeed, having made povo veg edible I've covered myself this week.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.844266 del
>>844261
Don't do it


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.844267 del
>>844261
> dream
*sex


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.844268 del
Still haven't done half the shit on my todo list for today. Nevermind, there's always tomorrow


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.844269 del
clapping weber's mushy arse


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.844270 del
Thinking of making some pasta with mashed avocado, will it freeze ok?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.844271 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.844272 del
>>844270
Don't see why not, just don't overcook the pasta cause it will more than likely get a bit mushy reheating from frozen.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.844273 del
>>844270
I'd be more worried about the flavour profile tbh.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.844274 del
>>844269
You'd love it!


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.844275 del
>>844270
Avo doesn't sound good frozen. I've never tried


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.844276 del
>>844273
>flavour profile


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.844277 del
Wrote an autistic rant about Islamic cinema, Deletes it


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.844278 del
>>844277
coward


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.844279 del
Natural chip Co lamb and rosemary.
$2 for 150g.
Strange flavour. The rosemary is the strongest flavour but it's a bit sweet. I guess there's a lamb roast kind of flavour but not really.
6/10, even for the cheap price.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.844280 del
>>844276
The creamy tartness will be ruined.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.844281 del
>>844279
Potatoes, Sunflower and/or Canola Oil, Sugar, Salt, Vegetable Powders (Onion, Garlic), Mineral Salt (Potassium Chloride), Yeast Extract, Vegetable Extract (Corn), Herbs (Parsley, Rosemary), Natural Flavours, Food Acid (Citric), Spice (Black Pepper), Lamb Meat Powder, Natural Colour (Paprika Extract).


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.844282 del
>>844280
you're a creamy tart


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.844283 del
>>844281
More sugar than salt
>Lamb Meat Powder
That doesn't sound appetising


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.844284 del
>>844279
>>844281
Straight to the arse!


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.844285 del
>>844283
you don't sound apetising


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.844287 del
Mashed frozen creamy tart on toast. Appetising!


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.844288 del
>>844281
>Lamb Meat Powder
Guess that would be a stock like beef or chicken powder.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.844289 del
>>844288
The scum from boiling bones put through a dehydrator


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.844290 del
>>844286
Looking forward to reading about all the kinky sex dreams.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.844291 del
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>>844288
>Guess


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.844292 del
>>844291
Spose.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.844293 del
>>844279
>Natural chip Co
I like their honey soy. I am too high IQ to have tried the lamb and rosemary.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.844294 del
>>844292
Modelling tactic so hair doesn't clip through hat items. People who are bad at modelling make it obvious like this.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.844295 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.844296 del
>>844251
We told you not to add tuna...


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.844297 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.844298 del
Done binged on roast chicken. BNuro is all yours .


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.844299 del
>>844298
>BNuro
?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.844300 del
>>844299
Parsons nose?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.844301 del
SNORT PROBIOTICS


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.844302 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.844304 del
>>844303
Terrible post.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.844305 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.844306 del
The alpha neets bully the weaker ones. It's just the natural order of ausneets.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.844307 del
>>844305
I wish Pariston would delete posts like this but I guess he is too busy protecting nuro.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.844309 del
>>844307
You've been shit steaming all afternoon and evening.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.844310 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.844311 del
Night.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.844312 del
>>844307
>nuro
MEDS


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.844313 del
>>844311
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.844314 del
>>844311
shit your pant


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.844315 del
Shit my pants


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.844316 del
Might watch some videos on the corded ware culture


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.844317 del
Shit my pan


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.844318 del
>>844172
It was neetlyfe. That chill board was gone within a week.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.844319 del
Might found a new neet board based on the ideaology of Arthur de Gobineau


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.844320 del
>>844316
They were superseded by the wireless culture.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.844321 del
Billy Squire
The Stroke.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.844322 del
>>844321
My whole left side has gone numb.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.844323 del
>>844322
Goodbye neet.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.844324 del
Need an update from Monk.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.844325 del
>>844324
we might be seeing the start of a monk chamomile arc


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:24 [Preview] No.844326 del
Bed time for me. Good night NEETs.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.844327 del
>>844326
Night.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.844328 del
>>844322
Best strokes, you can pretend it's not you.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.844329 del
>>844311
shit your pant


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.844330 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.844331 del
>>844163
Obviously, what else does he have to do? Queensland NEETs are truly the worst NEETs.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:37 [Preview] No.844332 del
Hey NEETs. Do you know of any comfy chair? My ass is hurting


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.844334 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.844335 del
>>844332
Webby's face


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.844336 del
>>843906
>anxiety
you're acting like a woman


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.844337 del
>>844332
get (you)r own


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.844338 del
I’m falling again bros. Drive to the bottleo with horrific anxiety after the herding shift everyday. Takes 4-6 standards to make it stop.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.844339 del
>>844338
That is no good NEET. Don't quit the herding jobs though, that will just make everything worse, not better.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.844340 del
>>844338
Other staff or mongs?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.844341 del
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>>844339
I’m going to burn in hell. Got the Filipina LDR to send me 2k AUD to help me pay off “credit cards”. Blown it all between Sportsbet and grog in 10 days.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.844342 del
Been having breathless spells at night, along with random bouts of crushing chest pain. Feel like I’m due for number 2 soon .


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.844343 del
>>844332
Comfiness is relative, youd know this if you were a floor chad


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.844344 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.844345 del
>>844342
>>844341
Fucking hell. What's been going on?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.844346 del
>At least im not as bad as ___
is a dangerous cope to have


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.844347 del
Least I'm not a kiwi.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 12:32 [Preview] No.844348 del
Im learning programming by reading a book. Am i still a NEET?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 12:33 [Preview] No.844349 del
Worked wrench.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.844350 del
Mull up on the porch, and watch the possums play.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 12:54 [Preview] No.844351 del
>>844016
Yeah. 7/10 wage day.
Some grotty derro woman stole some shit from GLs while I was there.

>>844341
Such cases FIFO, you need a change. We all do.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.844352 del
I told my ex boss that I thought I was a boutique provider and he asked if I was a florist.
I didn't get it when he said it.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.844353 del
>>844347
women amiright


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.844354 del
How do I get a hold of a dead persons facebook account? I want to make schizo post about my soul being transferred into cyberspace.
https://digitalambler.com/2010/02/16/on-xaturing/


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.844355 del
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NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.844356 del
Back on the Lamb meat powder.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.844357 del
>>844331
Fuck you you fucking fuck fuck you.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.844358 del
habins me a camonile


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.844359 del
woke up an hour too early, day is ruined


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.844360 del
>>844355
Thanks o7.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.844361 del
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might have some butterscotch pudding today


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.844362 del
>>844342
Please see a Doctor. Don't wait until it is too late.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:05 [Preview] No.844363 del
>>844356
How many lines?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.844364 del
>>844341
>Filipina LDR to send me 2k AUD
Isn't it meant to work the other way around, with white loser guys getting scammed into sending flip girls they met online money in the vain hopes of one day meeting up and getting some pussy?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.844365 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.844366 del
>>844362
he should get on the aspirin


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.844367 del
>>844341
>Filipina LDR
There are NEETs out there not keeping us adequately informed on what is going on with their lives.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.844368 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:36 [Preview] No.844369 del
where's the best place to buy ham?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.844370 del
>>844369
I don't know. I haven't bought any since the price went to over $20 a kilo.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.844371 del
>>844365
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.844372 del
>>844371
Hello.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.844373 del
>>844333
>>844303
fuck you
fuck this place


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.844374 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.844375 del
>>844341
Ordinary day in the life of a gamble neet


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:19 [Preview] No.844376 del
>>844373
Fuck the BO for allowing this shit


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.844378 del


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.844379 del
If any neets here don't like the job Pariston is doing you are welcome to fuck off back to neetlyfe or discord or wherever you came from. I think he's doing a fine job considering all the unmanageable autistic mongs we have here.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.844380 del
>>844379
Gsi fr T bfdfh B ffkk B fddrttt TV hh.
T. Unmanageable autistic mong


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.844381 del
3 beers left...


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.844382 del
>>844379
Allowing fuckheads to make death threats is 'doing a fine job'?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.844383 del
>>844377
They'll be scraping the floor by the time she's 40.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.844384 del
Not gonna make this 9am appointment


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.844385 del
>>844384
Phone ahead to let them know.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.844386 del
My scalp has been itchy lately. Cause unknown.
I opened a new bottle of shampoo recently. It is the same brand but a slightly different variety. Maybe that is the problem.
I can't justify throwing out a nearly full bottle though.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.844387 del
>>844363
Finished the whole baggy.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 22:34 [Preview] No.844388 del
>>844380
Seconded.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.844389 del
>>844388
biffdirs?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.844390 del
>>844389
Perconfmaxxing.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.844391 del
>>844386
Could be fleas.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.844392 del
Keep having nightmares


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:09 [Preview] No.844393 del
>>844392
Stop eating cheese before bed.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:09 [Preview] No.844394 del
>>844386
Not enough sun.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.844395 del
>>844394
>sun.
Radiation. Its poison.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.844396 del
>>844384
You have more important things to do with your life mate. What was it for anyway?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.844397 del
Is that smoothbrain cruisey really on cocaine?


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.844398 del
>>844397
I only do neetboard approved recreational activities.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:29 [Preview] No.844399 del
Ok, one last ice cream and chocolate binge this morning, then I'm getting on the diet wagon at lunch, and travelling all the way to skelliesville without stopping, I mean it this time for real FR


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.844400 del
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Can't believe that fifo got some poor flip girl to send him her family's entire life savings. Absolute chad move. He should leave the mong herding game and become a pro online gigolo, scamming desperate third world women out of their savings and spending them on goon and sportsbet.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:55 [Preview] No.844401 del
>>844400
I hope she was not just sending back a small fraction of what he's already sent her.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.844402 del
>>844399
>all the way to skelliesville without stopping
They are all miserable there.


NEET 04/22/2024 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.844403 del
>>844399
I believe in you.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.844404 del
Garn buy them all


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.844405 del
I am sorry if my moderation has not been up to your standards.
This is a very difficult board to moderate. The tools are poor and all the low quality NEETs have the ability to easily evade any bans.
I do remove bad posts when I see them but I tend to do this mostly if I see them soon after they have been made.
If a post has already been there long enough for everyone to see it anyway sometimes it is better to just leave it because any act of moderation seems to spur even worse behaviour.
Sometimes it is best to just ignore them rather than moderate them.
Maybe I did wrong but I am doing the best I can.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.844406 del
>>844404
Bowl of onion soup please.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.844407 del
>>844405
You're doing fine. Its better than it has been.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.844408 del
>>844405
I've noticed a positive change since you became BO


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 00:19 [Preview] No.844409 del
>>844405
I think you're doing fine, others had their chance to be BO and they didn't step up, just do what you can and ignore the whineing.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.844410 del
If anyone would like to take over as BO then please email: solidneet@protonmail.com
to discuss.
I will happily give the job up to any NEET of solid reputation.


NEET Board owner 04/23/2024 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.844411 del
>>844409
>>844408
>>844407
Thank you NEETs.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.844412 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.844413 del
>>844405
>low quality NEETs
Don't listen to them mate, any successful moderation in a place like this is going to draw bitching and whining from the low quality neets who get moderated. It's a sign of success.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.844414 del
Another appointment with my jsp, only 15 minutes, they really are lazy boongs, little better than neets.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.844415 del
Executives, what's good at kfc this week?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.844417 del
>>844415
Nothing. Quality has dived. Consistency is poor.
1 time in 5 visits the stuff will actually taste decent. I am boycotting.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.844418 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.844419 del
>>844414
They are disgusting. I am glad I don't have to go any more.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.844420 del
>>844417
>Quality has dived
kfc or /ausneets/?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.844421 del
>>844420
I suspect brown hands may be involved in both instances.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.844422 del
>>844421
pariston does seem like a brownoid


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.844423 del
>>844422
But what if he's hiring pajeets in bombay to do the more tedious BO work for him?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.844424 del
might create an app which lets you find out which kfcs and maccas are staffed by whites


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.844425 del
>>844424
There wouldn't be many. Even in the rural ones you spot brown hands these days. They fly them in purposefully.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.844426 del
>>844423
that explains the state of the board


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.844427 del
>>844425
that's why my app will be a huge success - scarcity will drive value


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.844428 del
Heard the boomer postie outside on the street talking to an old couple walking their dog. He was dropping red pills about immigrants being everywhere and on the public tit.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.844429 del
Race home from the shops to squirt. Got a gut full of tacos and double dare espresso still brewing. Need to expel it before wage


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.844430 del
Ok, even though I haven't actually achieved my kfc goal for today, I've been a good boi and deserve a treat. Garn kfc, I've only ever seen white staff working at this one, you neets want anything?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.844431 del
having a decaf coffee


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.844432 del
>>844430
Family feast thanks.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.844433 del
>>844429
It will erupt at the most inconvenient time.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.844434 del
I can't play new videogames for some reason. Is there something wrong with me?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.844435 del
>>844434
What are the most recent games you've played neet? I tried elden ring but got bored of it pretty quick. Before that, the only recent game for me was hitman 3. I still live very much in the 2000s and 2010s.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.844436 del
>>844435
I mostly play pubg but it gets old when there's no one on and it's all bots. I tried playing grim dawn and bastion. Get 5 minutes in and exit.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.844437 del
Pajeet’s first name is supposedly ‘Major’.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.844438 del
I play mostly single player games because I'm schizoid


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.844439 del
chink neighbour's got an electrician in to finally fix his smoke alarm


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.844440 del
Vomited


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.844441 del
vomited anally


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.844442 del
That stubborn squirt is still hiding away
Need to leave for wage very soon too. Pooxiety


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.844443 del
Wonder how much webby's won on the pokie's lately. Has the system finally betrayed him?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.844444 del
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BOONG'S FUCK OFF, /AUSNEETS/ IS WHITE MAN'S RIGHTFUL CLAY!!


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.844445 del
>>844444
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.844446 del
>>844442
you just need some brown pants mate, that'll give you the confidence you need to approach women regardless of stain status


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.844447 del
>>844442
Squirtxiety


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.844448 del
>>844439
Did he ask anyone who called the fire brigade?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.844449 del
>tfw houseless


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.844450 del
>>844438
If you're for real, what's it like having schizoid?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.844451 del
Last class of the day


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.844452 del
This fucking choofhead still has his clothes in the shared washing machine, at least since yesterday


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.844453 del
>>844400
Been thinking that it might be NEETs fat mong gf.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.844454 del
>>844410
>solid
Big fella


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.844455 del
Two inch willy!


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.844456 del
Two inch willy!


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.844457 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.844458 del
>>844452
Must suck having roommates


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.844459 del
>>844444
>Whitey took 40,000 years to get here
Lmao, what took you so long


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:18 [Preview] No.844460 del
I want to play laser tag again like when I was younger, but I'm too fat and too old and my reflexes have slowed down and woe.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.844461 del
>>844458
I live alone at great cost, but have to share laundry facilities.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.844462 del
>>844449
Shed embracer?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.844463 del
Should I eat one of my microwave meals or go to maccas and get a grand mac meal?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.844464 del
>>844463
>grand mac meal
You deserve to try one. And you only live once. And you probably won't live much longer, so get the grand daddy mac while you still can.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.844465 del
>>844463
> get a grand mac


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.844466 del
home
no breakfast or lunch again
might have a go of the pokes and a liquid dinner


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.844467 del
>>844464
>you probably won't live much longer
Uh how do you know when I'm going to die?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.844468 del
>>844466
Get yourself a salad roll or something.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.844469 del
>>844467
He could be a wizard.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.844470 del
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Making a smoothie, what do you neets want in yours?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.844471 del
my wizard cloak landed in shitbourne this morning


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.844472 del
>>844470
Hold the Pepe in mine please. Add fibre supplement.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.844473 del
>>844471
I hope it is good enough quality for you to acquire a dog one.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.844474 del
>>844470
Zinger burger.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.844475 del
>>844470
Webber's dog


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.844476 del
>>844474
And will sir be having some potato and gravy in his zinger burger smoothie?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.844477 del
Sewage swashbuckler


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.844479 del
>>844407
>00:17
>>844408
>00:18
>>844409
>00:19
>>844411
>00:22
<followed by no posts for nearly an hour
Oh, okay.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.844480 del
>>844368
Good lord. I love her so much.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.844481 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.844482 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.844483 del
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Inside you there are two pigs


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.844484 del
>>844444
Well done. We let that dirty boong wizard have his way on this board for too long.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.844485 del
>>844471
Very exciting.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.844486 del
I realised what has caused my itchy scalp. It is the new flannelette pillow case. Like sandpaper.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.844487 del
>>844486
It must be pretty bad to cause it. Can you take a photo of it?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.844488 del
>>844476
yeah mix some in please.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.844489 del
>>844478
WEW. Is there anymore of this video?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.844490 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.844491 del
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>>844483
>Inside you there are two pigs
Might be a few more than that tbqh


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.844492 del
>>844490
The age of boong rule on ausneets has passed. The age of pariston is here.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.844493 del
>>844491
One thigh please.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.844494 del
Pariston is okayish but his bias is obvious.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.844495 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cen0rBKLuYE [Embed]


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:45 [Preview] No.844496 del
I think ausneets needs a new site with accounts linked to neet names that doesn't actually show the names to anyone except the BO. that way people could actually be banned. And the BO would be able to see who the culprit of the spam and cp and shit is.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.844497 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.844498 del
>tfw no neet name to link


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.844499 del
>>844462
I'll be embracing my car's boot soon enough.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.844500 del
>>844462
I'll be embracing my car's boot soon enough.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.844501 del
>>844498
Good, this will be a chance to get rid of all the unimportant riff-raff around here who just hang around because they want to be seen with popular named needs.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.844502 del
>>844498
GapedHole24NEET


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.844503 del
All the neets will be putting loads in your boot on thursday night


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:03 [Preview] No.844504 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.844505 del
>>844463
Get a regular Mac for only four fiddy with the Macca's app. Gar COLESWORTH for a 1.25(one point two five)Litre Coke and a kilo bag of froxen Belgium chips.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.844506 del
>>844479
Da fuq (you) on about?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.844507 del
>>844486
You didn't pre-wash it.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.844508 del
>>844507
I did too.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.844509 del
>>844506
Stop writing like a nigger.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.844510 del
>>844508
Weber cums in my hair each night to prelube my scalp.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.844512 del
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Can you feel the YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH ?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:15 [Preview] No.844513 del
>>844510
he cares deeply about you neet


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.844514 del
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>>844444
I FUCK YA HOLE DOG


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.844515 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.844517 del
>>844512
That is a fucking big wave for one that far from the beach.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.844518 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.844519 del
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>>844515
MOGGED AGAIN


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.844520 del
>>844515
How the fuck does this keep happening?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.844521 del
>>844515
What did you do with the winnings? You could get 10 buckets of KFC with that.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.844522 del
>>844515
>Don't chase your losses.
>Walk away.
They think you don't have the system.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.844523 del
>>844521
I've eaten once in 48 hours at this point, so I probably will get 10 buckets of KFC.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.844524 del
>>844523
Well deserved, king.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.844525 del
>>844520
Poor people keep feeding their Cennobucks into the machines 18 hours a day and making piddling 1 cent bets, netting them nothing.
I come in once every day or two and make $5 bets and take all the money they put into the machines.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.844526 del
>>844515
Again!


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.844527 del
>>844523
You'll want a few pidsers as side dishes


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.844528 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.844529 del
>>844512
Nice photo.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.844530 del
>>844525
I tell the machine if it lets me win I'll split the money with it after outside.
Once I get the money I run away


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.844531 del
>>844527
Kinda over pidsers at the moment.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.844532 del
>>844525
Capitalism at work.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.844533 del
>>844512
Based.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.844534 del
>>844515
Based.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.844535 del
>>844530
Can you do a "dine and dash" at a rub and tug or do you have to pay up front? asking for a mate


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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.844537 del
I wonder how much smoothbrain Cruisey has already put into the machines over the past two weeks trying to match Weber.
I reckon all the savings are probably gone.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.844538 del
>>844537
I hope he hasn't been.
This was the first time since last Tuesday for me.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.844539 del
>>844537
His house mortgaged? His business bankrupt?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.844541 del
>>844535
If they make you pay beforehand just do a shit instead of cum.
Just say you thought it was a "rub and shit", will ruin the facilities for a time while they clean it up.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.844542 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.844543 del
>>844541
you sir are a man of class


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.844546 del
Second banana down the hatch.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.844547 del
>>844541
Smart advice.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.844548 del
>>844546
Can you feel the potassium?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.844549 del
>>844548
I felt something.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.844550 del
taking a big neet banana down the throat


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.844551 del
I said you could make a bomb with potassium when I meant potassium nitrate once.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.844552 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.844553 del
Cruisey make the wind stop. It's scaring me :(


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.844554 del
i had half a chicken and six roast potato halves for dindins
ate them out the bag, no plate or cuttlery


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.844555 del
>>844554
The chicken Knight?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.844556 del
>>844553
Would he carry De Gas tablets?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.844557 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.844558 del
>>844556
HE is very derisive of the immodium and gastro-stop I have to say. His posts take on a real nasty tone.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.844559 del
5 hours left to wage


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.844561 del
>>844559
Keep at it NEET. You are doing well.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.844562 del
>>844559
Monk? Yes!


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.844563 del
>>844554
The chook I bought last night was missing a wing.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.844564 del
>>844563
It fell on the floor, I kicked it under the dishwasher.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.844565 del
>>844563
NDIS chook


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.844566 del
>>844554
>ate them out the bag, no plate or cuttlery
Correct way.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.844567 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HDSJplSDKVc [Embed]


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.844568 del
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>>844566
Cutlery has been shown to cause homosexuality. You should always eat meat rare, tearing it right off the still steaming haunch of the dead cattle, like your aryan ancestors. After all, they conquered the most world, you WILL succeed at life if you just eat meat the right way.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.844569 del
>>844568
The more I know.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.844570 del
Watching a twitter video full of negresses with their tits out fighting each other. Completely inappropriate for young neet audiences, not going to share the link.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.844571 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.844572 del
>>844405
Oh Shit! Looks like the E-Safety commission cant justify spending money on surveillance of our little ol' retard forum no more... Your all such a disappointment Good Luck in your new posting to Pine Gap, Glow-B.O.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.844573 del
>>844572
Thanks Tiffin.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.844574 del
That better not be the real Tiffin.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.844575 del
>>844478
>Ralph Babet
He's a christian pajeet


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.844576 del
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>>844575
but not without some common sense


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.844577 del
>>844575
He's also a sitting senator. That's the funny bit.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.844578 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lJNH08ezyXk [Embed]


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.844579 del
>>844576
The news hasn't mentioned him once. They've just covered that retard Lambie's comments because she's a censorious pig


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.844580 del
Don't forget: The media only want you to be able to see what they want you to see, hence them being on the side of censorship


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.844581 del
>>844577
and unlike Julie Grant, he was actually elected.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.844582 del
nnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggooooooooooooooooo


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.844583 del
Stay out of the basement


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.844584 del
>>844582
Just go see him already.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.844585 del
Awful thread.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.844586 del
i'm having a bowl of ice cream IN THIS WEATHER?!?!?!?!?!


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.844587 del
>>844585
Your aunt Helena is sick, honey, she needs me.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.844588 del
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>>844581
She also keeps chucking Romans at press conferences and not getting arrested


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.844589 del
>>844586
what flavour?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.844591 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.844592 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.844593 del
>>844588
/ourgirl/


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.844594 del
>>844591
neither bill gates or chuck norris are flavours of ice cream u dingbat


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.844595 del
>>844570
shamfur dispray, hopefully the twitter censors take it down soon: https://twitter.com/UltraDane/status/1782135307196047825


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.844597 del
>>844420
1 in 5 are still good.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.844598 del
>>844592
4chan jannies deleted this picture, so she's been on the blower to them too


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.844599 del
>>844437
Major Blowout


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.844600 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.844601 del
>>844599
Nah lastname was Singh
Made me think of this picture


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.844602 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.844603 del
>>844598
HAI JULIE


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.844604 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.844605 del
>>844603
Big Fella's voice will make her moist.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.844606 del
>>844480
That was the first semi hot one I've seen. I might be gay.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.844607 del
>>844606
You just admire a handsome fella


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.844608 del
>>844594
weber with the kubrick stare


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.844609 del
>>844496
Hshaha


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.844610 del
>>844498
UnnamedNEET is etched in my arse.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.844611 del
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>>844603
We're all abbos here, so we can't be wrong.
And the website owner looks like picrel


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.844612 del
>>844606
A NEET bought her those leg stap things and turned her into a slut


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.844613 del
>>844505
Way to do it. I got a 2 small whoppers and two chips for $10, went halves with the client.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.844614 del
>>844613
and billed them for the privilege


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.844615 del
>>844515
Fuck me. What is going on.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.844616 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.844617 del
>>844616
Clayton has become boring.
I want to see him culturally enriched and turn to hate.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.844619 del
>>844525
I'm counting it as a win for me. Least these mong naysayer NEETs can see that it's not just throwing money away.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.844620 del
>>844616
Go Clayton.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.844621 del
>>844537
I post here every time I go.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.844622 del
Thoughts on buying a bunch of chinese blue crabs?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.844623 del


NEET Admin 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.844624 del
>>844405
What kind of tools would suit the job?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.844625 del
>>844553
It's been a weird day. Was 30 and windy this morning.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.844626 del
>>844558
You are worse than monk with the substance abuse.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.844627 del
>>844626
You shit ON the toilet seat.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.844628 del
>>844622
Cut Half Crabs Frozen 1kg is $20
Dont know how much youd get off them, and the box says product of china


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.844629 del
>>844628
>box says product of china
Do you want to die?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.844630 del
>>844571
Iktf teponyaki is retarded.
Or he's stoned.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.844631 del
>>844523
>probably will get 10 buckets of KFC.
Sustenance abuse.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.844632 del
>>844574
I was surprised to see FIFO posting without a flag. I hope he hasn't turned into a mong.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.844633 del
>>844617
Have some educational content instead.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.844634 del
>>844630
I went once or twice with work idiots.
I think the cook realised I hated him and his food and his entire race.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.844635 del
>>844580
They're private enterprise. It's a business.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.844636 del
>>844631
Heh. Good word play for an ESL.
What's for breakfast?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.844637 del
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>>844636
>for an ESL
nasty little cunt aren't ya?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.844638 del
>>844620
Good NEET.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.844639 del
>>844574
We've seen tiffin at movie nights, or someone who went to trouble to mimic his name and style.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.844640 del
>>844614
I billed time. Not the hamburger.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.844641 del
>>844640
Yeah but $180 minus $15 for the HJs is a hundred and something


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.844642 del
>>844628
> product of china
vile


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.844643 del
>>844629
I eat crab from the chippys sometimes, this cant be any worse right?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.844644 del
>>844622
No. SA blue crabs or nothing. Might as well buy mud crabs if you're looking for cheap.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.844645 del
>>844624
A 9 inch stick to bop them on the head.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.844646 del
>>844627
I lean into the corners.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.844647 del
BIG IRON BIG IROOOOONNNNNNNNN


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.844648 del
>>844646
That is how my bowl cracked


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.844649 del
>>844648
You need a heavy duty one.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.844650 del
>>844647
To the town of Aqua Faggot rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to shoot the nip
For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.844651 del
>>844645
Yeah I know a good kick in the nads of the perps would solve some problems, but implementing that is outside of our capabilities at this point.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.844652 del
>>844634
I went to a Japanese one and told them that how they cut wagyu prior to cooking it makes it shit and steak shouldn't be prepped like that unless it's stir-fry, in which case use some cheap rump or something.
Also, grilling whole oyster mushrooms.. Why?
Who the fuck eats a mushroom like that?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.844653 del
>>844645
Good choice.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.844654 del
>>844651
What about AI girlfrens for all of us?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.844655 del
>>844641
What's $180?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.844656 del
>>844652
We gave a real katana to somebody as a going away gift and the idiot nip thought it was fake and cut himself on it and then he was all "you shouldn't even have that"


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.844657 del
>>844655
your hourly rate


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.844660 del
>>844651
Can you at least do a proof of concept?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.844661 del
<weber


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.844662 del
>>844657
Rates are set by NDIA.
You can read the price guide.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.844663 del
>>844662
How much for a NDIS gf?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.844664 del
>>844656
He should have known how to use it.
Maybe he was a chinaman pretending to be a jap.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.844665 del
>>844663
What state are you in?
They did allow it in ACT for a bit iirc. I think it was the regular therapy price at the time, which back then was $220ish ph.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.844666 del
>>844664
He did something flashy where he ended up grabbing the bare blade. He'd probably had other dull ones brought in before and assumed it was more of the same.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.844667 del
he doesn't even know who he is talking to


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.844668 del
>>844665
And if I need something special, like a tranny downy qt?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.844669 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.844670 del
>>844667
Does he need to know?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.844671 del
>>844665
> $220ish ph
will this even get me a fat middle aged gook?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.844672 del
>>844670
he was talking to the keeper of the system


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.844673 del
might chuck a sickie tomorrow
five day weekend


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.844674 del
>>844670
Nobody (except the mods) really knows who they are having social intercourse with here. It's the ausneets glory hole experience.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.844675 del
the fallout show isn't too bad tbh


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.844677 del
>>844673
Monk no!


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.844678 del
I finished watching Dune Part Two.
It wasn't very good. The characters got worse not better. Shallower.
Part One was better.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.844679 del
>>844668
TwinkTok, next question!


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.844681 del
>>844680
Questionable taste.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.844682 del
>>844675
I stopped after the first two episodes. I might get back into it.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.844683 del
>>844682
You should watch Sugar instead


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.844684 del
I am four minutes into Sex Lives of the Potato Men. Already thinking of closing the tab. Vile.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.844685 del
>>844669
Strange.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.844686 del
>>844624
What is really needed is a cryptographic proof of work token system like what kohlchan has. That would deal with the nordy neets but realistically it'd be abused by Pariston.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.844687 del
>>844686
>proof of work
>neets


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.844688 del
>>844604
Do you honestly not find it suspicious that three neets independently made posts supporting Beau, almost all at once, and then didn't post anything at all for an hour? All with the same typing style. We all know about the samefagging that goes on here in defence of a particular view so it isn't a novelty.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.844689 del
>>844686
Satoshi, NEETs aren't computer systems.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.844690 del
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>>844686
>proof of work


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.844691 del
>>844688
I made one of those posts and then I went to the chemist and went to see Craig, so you can file that conspiracy in the bin.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.844692 del
>>844691
What did you get from Craig?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.844693 del
>>844686
Can you help implementing it?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.844694 del
>>844692
3 longnecks vb, would have got 6 but they only had the three.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.844695 del
>>844682
It might be okay if you like the fallout games. There's a few woke things in it like inter racial and white guys are bad, but the story is quite good and pays off to watch it through.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.844696 del
>>844688
I think you've unmasked and outwitted pariston neet. Now for your final endgame move you should leave ausneets and never come back. He will be flummoxed beyond belief.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.844697 del
>>844696
Quality post.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.844698 del
>>844678
Dune two was great kino.
The aliens franchise kept getting better and better and the last two were the best.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.844699 del
>>844698
I heard you gave it a standing ovation.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.844700 del
>>844624
needs broad power to delete all posts by a particular IP hash, to deal with disgruntled trolls spamming after they get banned.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.844701 del
>>844698
And Godfather 3 was the best one.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.844702 del
>>844694
HA HA! GOT YOU TROLL SAMEFAG.
NO ONE DRINKS VB


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.844703 del
>>844700
So basically select posts based on a given IP hash.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.844704 del
>>844702
I drank it once. Once.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.844705 del
>>844693
well, I'm more of an ideas guy so I'll leave you to do the easy bit now.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.844706 del
I may need to start having an extra late morning coffee, keep finding myself crashing two hours before bedtime.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.844707 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.844708 del
>>844696
I never said it was Pariston you retard.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.844709 del
>>844705
Just like the real Satoshi leaving us forevor. Good bye Satoshi.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.844710 del
>>844697
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>don't question the moderation at all


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.844711 del
>>844708
By the same logic, there was no
>samefagging


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.844712 del
>>844709
I do wonder if he just died or something. If not, what is he waiting for?
If I was him and he is a Jap, I'd be worried about getting abducted by the North Koreans. They've grabbed people from Japan before and there'd be enough money in it for them.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.844713 del
>>844712
Enjoy your holiday.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.844714 del
>>844711
That doesn't follow. I didn't say that Pariston made those three posts I said that I suspect those three posts were made by the same poster. That need not be Pariston.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.844715 del
>>844705
https://gitgud.io/kohlchan-dev/kohlcash
>LynxChan 2.8 addon to extend spam protection with Argon2 PoW.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.844716 del
>>844405
The problem is more in what you consider to be a good or a bad post. You don't even let people complain about how biased you are - you just delete their posts and ban them if they continue. We need monk back.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.844717 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.844718 del
>>844703
What about a button that reveals the poster's IP address so WomboSec can hack them?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.844719 del
>>844718
He should get Bill to straighten them out.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.844720 del
Back on the Belarusian play music.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.844721 del
>>844715
Thanks.

>>844718
We will take the suggestion into consideration.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.844722 del
might need to get some ice cream and shit from somewhere


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.844723 del
>>844716
It was probably the right decision to remove your nastiness.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.844724 del
>>844722
>shit from somewhere
Is there a pajeet close by?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.844725 del
Brown hands on everything.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.844726 del
>>844724
there's no shortage of pajeets about, it's more a question of them being prepared to do the needful


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.844727 del
>>844725
except our BWCs


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.844728 del
>>844727
I like this filter a lot.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.844729 del
>>844727
Big neet.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.844730 del
Got a big Mac. Nobody said hello or have you been served or even a "just a minute". Instead they called out the app order number while placing the food on the counter. No thanks or seeya next time either.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.844731 del
>>844730
They really dont give a toss anymore
The ordering machines dont even print out a docket half the time so they scream numbers that mean nothing and get shitty when you dont jump


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.844732 del
That Jap pumpkin I bought turned out to be absolutely flavourless. Was like eating water.
I am never putting anything other than butternut into my trolley again.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.844733 del
also electing to eat in no longer means a tray it means a shitty bag just like the cunts in the cars outside and no serviettes


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.844734 del
>>844732
All of the Colesworth vegetables are shit. Tomato doesnt even taste like anything half the time.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.844735 del
>>844733
>electing to eat in
It has been many years since I've done that.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.844736 del
>>844735
I don't want smells or stains or spills in the car.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.844737 del
>>844730
Big racism?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.844738 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.844739 del
>>844738
Hot!
I would add a pinch of salt.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.844740 del
I think I might laugh if I met a talking corn


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.844741 del
Failed YouTube wagon


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.844742 del
>>844741
Try again tomorrow.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.844743 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.844744 del
Going golfing tomorrow


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.844745 del
>>844744
Big handicap?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.844746 del
>>844745
driving range


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.844747 del
Im afraid its been... 9 years


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.844748 del
Watching Saw 7. Shit film. 6 was better.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.844749 del
The price of cheese is fucked.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.844750 del
>>844744
Hope you have a good day neet, big feed and goon up afterwards or during?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.844751 del
>>844750
goon free for a while, want to buy a shit ton of crab meat though


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.844752 del
>>844745
Severe case of mong syndrome. Could get you easy car parking anywhere.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.844753 del
>>844749
They were saying on reddit that Aldi cheese is the best price these days. Everything is too much.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.844754 del
>>844753
Yeah, I should've gone there.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.844755 del
>>844753
We should get it free from seppo land with their stockpile.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.844756 del
14 feedpacks of roast pork and bake bean sloppa into the freexer


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.844757 del
>>844756
Well prepped.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.844758 del
>>844751
Big itch?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.844759 del
Night.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.844760 del
>>844759
Night.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.844761 del
>>844731
Haven't been in a store in years, but had no choice since the car driver's side window can't wind down.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.844762 del
>>844688
Four or so all post based to Nuro


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.844763 del
>>844749
Yeah even the sliced plastic stuff is a luxury these days.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.844764 del
>>844762
Usually there are only one or two of those "Based." replies.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.844765 del
>>844756
Good work NEET.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.844766 del
>>844759
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.844767 del
TEH RACKET


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.844768 del
A dirt bike did a skid in my front yard and sprayed gravel all over my driveway and the neighbour's too.
I saw the neighbour out there sweeping his after but he didn't do mine.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.844769 del
>>844768
White?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.844770 del
>>844764
All depends how desperate he is for attention on the day.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.844771 del
>>844731
honestly I prefer ordering with the machines, and it means I don't have any qts looking with disgust at my fat form as I ask them to get me a triple cheeseburger and large thickshake


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.844772 del
>>844768
Fucking fuckhead fuckers


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.844773 del
>>844771
>large thickshake
It should be large by default, it's pointless getting a small or regular.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.844774 del
>>844756
Well BEANed


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.844775 del
>>844771
They're only disgusted at your lack of confidence.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.844776 del
>>844768
> he didn't do mine.
woe


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.844777 del
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>>844775
You are right


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.844778 del
>>844777
Is that Kim Dotcom?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.844779 del
Are women disgusted by norwoods? Asking for a mate...


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.844780 del
All the dirt bikes I see on the roads are just ebikes made to look like trail bikes. All the arrogance but with zero noise.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.844781 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yjiupe-odRQ [Embed]


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.844782 del
>>844780
Preferable.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.844783 del
watching middle earth lore videos on youtube, dreaming of the early 2000s when the movies came out


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.844784 del
Just about finished with renfield 2023. It's quite good we should put it on wombo flix


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.844785 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.844786 del
>>844769
All the dirt bikers are.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.844787 del
>>844786
I bet they're irish


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.844788 del
>Smoothbrain Cruisey
It just rolls off the tongue.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.844789 del
Feel like crab now . It's expensive and though. Filthy sea spiders.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.844790 del
Takeaway shops should sell chicken stuffing in tubs.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.844791 del
>>844788
Yeah but that’s not nice


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.844792 del
>>844791
Yes but it just rolls off the tongue.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.844793 del
>>844791
That's true. And he is not really that much of a smoothbrain either.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.844794 del
>>844695
I've fell asleep 4 times trying to watch it. I think I watched most of the last episode before crashing. I was told (spoiler) the one eye guy or the dad is wearing a skin face mask and is really a ghoul. but I can't remember that.
Very forgetful, sleep inducing TV slop.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.844795 del
I don't like crab or lobster. Prawns are okay.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.844796 del
I don't like Pariston's name.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.844797 del
>>844717
You've been finding some quality frigs.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.844798 del
>>844794
Avoid further spoilers on this. the meat of the show is the story


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.844799 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.844800 del
>>844795
Same here. No squids or octopuses or snails either.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.844801 del
>>844732
Pumpkin is a squash?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.844802 del
>>844790
Salty feed.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.844803 del
>>844740
I know what you mean


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.844804 del
>>844747
That games too hard. I couldn't get past the desert bit.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.844805 del
>>844753
I've seen some decent cheddar in a couple drakes and woollies for $18 pk.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.844806 del
>>844764
I don't always join in


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.844807 del
>>844768
What a scumbag


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.844808 del
>>844804
I always manage to get to the dessert part of the meal


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.844809 del
>>844771
I stand right at the counter and tell them to ring me up the deals from the voucher book.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.844810 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.844811 del
>>844784
It's a fun film.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.844812 del
>>844788
Butterscotch and rum.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.844813 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 11:57 [Preview] No.844814 del
>>844795
My grandpa used to put crab meat in vinegar jars. Port broughton I think.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.844815 del
Tired and hungry. Bad combination. Woe


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.844817 del
>>844798
There is no story. I thought the joke was that it was like a character play through where you just click X a lot. She kept randomly going through different people.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.844818 del
Cruisey wiped himself off on my curtains once.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.844819 del
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QWACK


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.844820 del
>>844817
I read this multiple times but don’t understand it


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.844821 del
>>844820
You just accepted a mission and do the first bit then wander off and start something else over and over again.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.844822 del
>>844819
Big White Duck.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.844823 del
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Complete. 4/10 wage. Was in the packing station today, like usual the table is just a little too low for me. Was getting angry at the stupid tape guns, luckily I was alone.
Anyway theres this 18 year old guy there, fresh out of school, second week of his work life. He seems to feel pretty cool strutting around a warehouse, carrying pallets instead of just waiting for a fork etc.
He was super excited when I told him he'll take away a grand a week, telling me all the things he was gonna save for. I hope he makes it out of the bucket.
Doing overtime tomorrow.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.844824 del
>>844823
You are doing well. Stick at it. We're proud of you.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.844825 del
>>844824
I definitely won't be dodging those zoom interviews for salary jobs again. I forgot how it feels to watch the clock and count down the amount of half an hours left. Leaving my phone in the break room for that reason


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.844826 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.844827 del
>>844826
i need to change search engines


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.844828 del
>>844826
who is Big Boss?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.844829 del
>>844828
Anne Frank apparently


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.844830 del
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NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.844831 del
Love a post-wage goon


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.844832 del
>>844831
Just a moderate one.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.844833 del
>>844832
11 standoes


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.844835 del
Womblor can you link me any evidence or reporting on Sewells case having evidence denied in the publics interest?
Here is yesterdays case for if you're interested: https://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/vic/VSCA/2024/70.html


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.844836 del
4am NEET checking in


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.844837 del
>>844823
>Doing overtime tomorrow.
Sounds do-able.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.844838 del
morning bros


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.844839 del
>>844838
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.844840 del


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.844841 del
12 pack (12 oz cans) Samuel Adams, Beers of Summer...


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.844842 del
>>844841
seppo swill


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 20:29 [Preview] No.844844 del
might go find some breakkayie racisms


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.844845 del
Hur dur larp as an Aussie on the web


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.844846 del
Add Pootie Tang to the moofie list please.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.844847 del
Two (2) sorsage mcfuggin, two (2) hash browned, one (1) cobbee.
McDolans need a pokes room.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.844848 del
Time to take a look at the old todo list for the day


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.844849 del
>>844847
Racism status?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 20:57 [Preview] No.844850 del
>>844846
>The film was a box office bomb grossing just $3.3 mil, and received negative reviews for its humor and depiction of women.
Yep that’s a Womboflix


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.844851 del
>>844849
<how are you this morning?
>okay for a white man


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.844853 del
>>844842

Onya bike


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:12 [Preview] No.844854 del
Bad dreams severely woed.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:13 [Preview] No.844855 del
>>844850
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yhBExhldRXQ [Embed]


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.844856 del
Neets who wish to know about Pete and his trial would be better asking elsewhere.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.844857 del
Bought a can of something called KAMI KAZE next to the mondsters at the servo. Said shit like "BREATHE OF GOD" on the can, etc.
Get it home. It doesn't have any caffeine in it, just all the other shit and electrolytes.
Tastes like creaming soda.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.844858 del
>>844856
The person who asked the question seems to be laboring under the impression that things the courts exclude from evidence are somehow available to view.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.844859 del
>>844807
He needs to be ready with a broom to put in the spokes next time


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.844860 del
>>844858
I won't be drawn on this, take commentary about Pete back to the uncomfy boards


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.844861 del
>>844860
Are you the BO?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.844862 del
>>844823
Don't invite him over to do coke


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.844863 del
>>844846
I think Shibs has played that before


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.844864 del
>>844851
Well..


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.844865 del
>>844856
>pete
That's a gay meme.
Just say what you mean.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.844866 del
>>844857
God's breath smells like Kirk's.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.844867 del
1930s, man fills survey. Question is "How do you sleep with your wife?"
Man thinks:
If I will write Left - they will say I'm left-leaning
If I will write Right - they will say I'm right-leaning
If I will write On top - they will say I try to be above the worker masses
If I will write Under - they will say I'm mislead by the crowd

So he thought and finally wrote "I sleep separately and masturbate"

Got 10 years in prison for connection with Kulak.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.844868 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-24/anzac-day-gallipoli-gurkhas-sikh-ww1-memorial/103758572
How long before we have Pajeet marching and shitting on the road for Anzac Day?


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.844869 del
>>844868
I hope you're going to the march.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.844870 del
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IT MIGHT BE TIME TO GET TO THE CHOPPAH AND MAKE A NEW THREAD NEETS! RUN!


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:41 [Preview] No.844871 del
>>844869
Wont be in town for it


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.844872 del
¿ʇɥbıɹ 'noʎ oʇ ןɐɯɹou sʞooן sıɥʇ


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.844873 del
>>844872
fuck off, sphyncter


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.844874 del
>>844872
Whites only on this board mate, you're gonna have to go back.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.844875 del
>>844873
Onya bike


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.844876 del
>>844874
Crikey, wadda rippa


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.844877 del
Oi mate, what's rippa!


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.844878 del
¿ʇɥbıɹ 'noʎ oʇ ןɐɯɹou sʞooן sıɥʇ


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.844879 del
Did a dingo eat ya baybee


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.844880 del
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>wake up thismorning
>do a huge shid
>water is turned off in entire suburb
>no estimate of reconnection


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.844881 del
>>844880

Crikey! Whata rippa!


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.844882 del
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous.


NEET 04/23/2024 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.844883 del
Hug a stingray!


NEET Board owner 04/24/2024 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.844927 del
New Thread: >>844888
New Thread: >>844888
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