Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.

Spring has sprung
The grass has ris

Terrible. Just terrible.

>>915072
I typed in words and he randomly headbutted his keyboard.

>>915075
uwu

>>914939
You're abusing him.

>>914950
>I chortled a bit and sped up
You had the chance to be a hero.

good night (?)

>>915078
He is to me.

>>915078
But not an hero.

>>915079
Too soon.

>>915078
I carry neither water or an extinguisher in the daily.

plus based on the smoke shit was already out of control

>>915084
You could have pee'd on the fire.

>>915084
>>915085
You could have provided comfort and support to that poor hysterical woman.

The real question is, how is the whisky?

>>915087
She's lucky she didn't explode like a hefty bag full of soup on that highway.

>>915088
It's good. Just started pebsi litres 1.5-3.0.

>>915090
Delightful, thank you.

Reminiscing about the Amstrad CPC 464s in primary school.

My apple has that been stored for a year taste.

>>915093
>taste
Good, bad?

>>915094
Not too bad, slight chemical flavour and a bit soft

When are we visiting Big Fella next year? I need to block it out in my diary.

>>915092
What games where on them?

>>915093
Many such cases. Hard to get a good one now.

>>915096
He would not want to see us. I do not blame him.

>>915097
When we weren't made to do bullshit like word processing, we played some port of the text-only adventure game Adventure, a semi-graphical adventure game called Jara-Tava (which had multiple routes/endings), and some weird top-down Ghostbusters adaption.
Oh also Granny's Garden.

>>915099
Ovaltine will make him see us.

>>915099
I get the sense he is living off grid, scavanging for mushrooms in the forest to avoid buying food. He probably has a dark past he is hiding from.

>>915101
I think I remember grannys garden
Did you have to water the plants and chase rabbits away?

The problem with 1980s computer classes was it took 20 minutes to load the program on 30 fucking computers and then another 15 minutes to get every drooling retard kid back to the same screen, leaving maybe 15-25 minutes of game play.

Also I remember with that version of Adventure, if you got smart and didn't pick up the piece of paper and read the word 'plugh' and just used it to enter the house, that it would fuck your shit up six ways from Sunday later.

>>915106
We tried putting a music cassette into my mates commodore 64 and were very disappointed that nothing happened.

>>915103
Nah. He's alright. Grandpa Big Fella probably murdered a few jews back in the day, but whose Grandpappy didn't back then?

>>915100
lol

>>915108
They actually used to broadcast games/programs over the radio that you could record onto a blank cassette and play in your C64. Back before jews and gays ruined the world.

>>915109
True.

>>915100
You joke, but I'd happily meet Big Fella, Ovaltine, and any NEETs (except the Queensland ones) at a Budapest pub on date A/B/C at time X:Y:Z, six months out or longer from now. I wouldn't impose myself beyond that on anybody.

>>915113
We can tell the queensland NEETs to go to the wrong airport terminal.

GregO is into a Steak and Pepper Pie

why the fuck would he weigh a bakery pie? and then rip the top off, destroying its integrity? absolute fool of a man

he's a fucken retard

>>915113
I'd rock up at your house and drink milk out of the container.

>>915118
I bet Cruisey invoices it as a work trip.

>>915119
You mean my cum jug? There is no "milk" in the fridge.

The backyard naturalist has a new video.

>>915120
And invoice the rest of us as mong clients.

Note to self, always have black coffee when visiting NEETs.

I'd make you refill NEETs cum jug after drinking it all.

>>915122
>backyard naturalist
very close to backyard nationalist if you ask me and my jewish friends

>>915124
you know he swells up on long haul flights

Papa Possum, why does Uncie Weber start talking about jews when he drinks pebsi?

>>915124
The stewardesses would be erotically hypnotised by the sight of his 3xl scorpion jacket draped over his shoulder, moaning to each other about how he looks exactly like ryan gosling from Drive

>>915116
He is a spastic about pies. I thought I was bad.

Severely woed

>>915127
He makes subtle based comments.
I think one video was about kicking those foreigner european magpies out.

>>915131
I mean how can you rate the integrity of a pie when you've ripped it apart?
How can you rate the taste of a pie when you're picking at the innards with a fork?
He is an absolute spastic, you're right.

>>915100
kek

>>915132
Same here, and I never seem to sleep well anymore.

>>915126
Hot!

>>915130
just noticed pepe's pants have a wet patch on them in that picture

>>915134
There is only one reason he has been in that part of the country, and it's not for the pies.

Have any neets here done a dopamine detox?

>>915139
they nearly always do

>>915123
He could say its a fact finding mission to see how Australian mongs behave in a foreign environment.

>>2810 is right, all you need is a push, a start, something to drive you towards something else than what your life is right now. I'd not recommend pseudo-suicide, but you need some kind of objective to start moving. Do you feel like shit? Change that, make that your objective. If being a parasite makes you feel bad, start helping in the house. Clean the rooms, do the dishes, make everything look neat, fix broken things, mow the lawn, wash the clothes. Start with something small, something that seems like a pain but that can still be done. Try to discipline yourself.

>>915130
They would be getting on the champers and giggling to each other about how they're going to ambush him in his drunken state, subduing him in a bedded suite and riding him like cowgirls

>>915135
I have that problem sometimes.

>>915145
>2810
The catch up is on.

>>915141
Is that where you just lie in bed for a week staring at the ceiling?

>>915150
No, people normally suggest lifting or reading

>>915149
It's gonna be a big one !

>>915137
My short term memory is now totally fucked and I can't work out if I did something, imagined doing it or had a dream about doing it. that's mostly sleep deprivation

>>915149
Well bantered.

>>915153
I get like that from too much choof sometimes.

>>915151
Are you considering doing it?

>>915153
Magnesium glycinate has helped more than anything else for my sleep. Makes me a bit groggy the next day though

>>915153
The important thing is you have remembered that you have forgotten something, it only becomes serious when you have forgotten that you forgot something.

>>915156
Yes, I was building lego just before but I couldnt find all the pieces for what I wanted to build

>>915158
What if he forgets that he remembered?

Time to milk the mongs.

he's back to setting the smoke detector off

Project Binky updated after liek 2 years

Dad just told me my childhood best friend is in the remand centre waiting to be sentenced

>>915149
I better get a few (You)'s

>>915158
Thats when it all fixes itself

>>915164
What did he do?

Nigger

Went and washed the car, withdrew some cash, bought booze and collected my order from Coles. Is it still damp in here?

>>915169
>Is it still damp in here?
One of cruisey's mongs did a little...well, just be careful where you sit.

>>915167
Threw his life away into drugs. Much like many of us but something more serious. I should have tried to reconnect with him when I was made aware he was on the downhill... I'm feeling Luke 15:4 pilled

>>915171
You can't save them.

>>915171
I believed you until the luke bit.

Before that I thought you were a mong though.

Im having chicken tenders for dinner

Fucking rudest cunts ever on this website... Pull ya heads in

Reckon I've done maybe 12 minutes of productive work today and 12 hours of...I don't know what keeps happening.

>>915177
Big wank.

>>915176
get a load of this galah

>>915180
I bet he can't even stone the flamin' crows

Feel better after having some boiled vegies. I should eat them ever day, maybe in the morning, but it's really hard to force myself.

going to make cheese and salt toasties for dindins
might toast the bread first in the normal toaster

>>915145
tldr

Almost feeling human now, maybe my problem wasn't bad sleep but bad nutrition. Definitely need to try eating lots of salad and vegies and fruit by mid morning.

>tfw just got thrown in prison
Really up shit creek here

>>915183
The cheese has enough salt already.

>>915183
>>915175
I bought a pack of Maggi chicken noodles. We'll see if they're better than the beef or not.

>>915188
add some salt and pepper

>>915182
Good stuff mate.

going to order some shit online from a shop after 5pm and pay via paypal so the money doesn't come out until tomorrow night

>>915191
Are you in difficult financial circumstances NEET?

>>915188
They are not. Few things on earth beat maggi noodles + huge amounts of cheese. And don't put too much water in.

>>915186
Tell the biggest boong you want to be his special friend.

>>915191
Could you potentially exploit that situation and spend that money more than once?

>>915192
difficult in so much as I can't access my savings account without a face-to-face, yes

>>915196
no, they just tale your money later

Seeing Sweetie on Tuesday night

>>915199
Give her a pat from me please.

>>915200
Will do.

NEET, you are charged with DRUGS
How do you plead?

>>915202
Post her/him/it fully nude or never post her/him/it ever again.

>>915203
BIGGLY DRUGS YOUR HONOUR

>>915189
Would be healthier to just use that than the seasoning packets.

>>915193
I had the last beef pack last night. Discarded the seasoning packet and instead added butter and chink chilli oil. Few bits of leftover steak too. Yummo.

>>915199
I'm seeing her Monday night ;)

>>915205
NOT GUILTY
I SENTENCE YOU TO DO DRUGS TILL YOU ARE SICK

How do I get one of those union jobs where I make 200k as a labourer

>>915209
First you get a labouring job then you join a union and then you work hard till you make 200k.

fucken cheese everywhere except the sammich

>>915210
Probably not worth the effort

>>915203
Guilty as charged.

>>915211
The extra salt damaged its consistency.

The NEETs are very in-salting today

>>915214
IT DID NOT.
FOOL.

>>915217
You were meddling with things you don't understand.

>>915203
I plead for MORE your honour. Please.

The rest of Troy (2004) will be on in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>915218
This is why you don't get invited on quests. Always shittalking everything.

It would be just like me to fuck up my entire life because I don't eat enough brocolli.

>>915221
Oh fuck me, we got set the clocks back. I forgot about winter time is coming.

>>915224
>I forgot about winter time is coming.
Obviously not a Stark of Winterfell...

>>915225
To be fair people have been waiting for winter for over 13 years now.

>>915226
Davo stole GRRM's thinking cap and now we will never know what happens.

>>915223
Many such cases.

>>915227
He should write the book

>>915221
At what time? I hate your relativity in the announcements.
I sucked up wibbers bandwidth but will watch again

>>915230
Does he have a big bandwidth?

>>915231
4u

>>915230
There's a flash game where Rudolph gets raped and a sequel where he gets buff and does the raping; just thought you needed to know.

A new pair of boots and a lot of cocaine 😎

Hot damn that pie's good!

on my way to inspect moms groceries

Are those woolies everyday rewards cards worth it?

>>915238
No they just want your data to sell

>>915238
not really

She bought cookies but i dont really like cookies. But its something.
>>915237

>>915239
They most likely already have it

About 6 months ago woolies kept aggressively trying to give me one of those cards for a few weeks every time I shopped.

>>915243
I might do it to them

>>915242
They definitely use the data, as Motherbat and I share a card and when I shop online with them it says "did you forget" and shows me a bunch of shit she usually buys.
I get the points turned into Qantas points, and a quarter of a million or so later it's still only good for upgrading a domestic flight or some gay shit.

Thinking about his thick, meaty schlong 🤤

where can I buy fancy bread with sun dried tomato in it?

>>915248
Bakery

>>915227
Your face when the telly show is canon now?

>>915248
Gypsy Jokers clubhouse.

I thin the books ended by Daenerys having a diarrhea on the prairie. I hope she could find a bit of paper.

Long toenails

Pol really does rot the brain.

>>915209
Resister yourself as four different labourers on the same site. Bribe the foreman

I got a job on a construction site once but then I saw an exec getting sucked off by a security guard and it all got rather scary.

3 Items: $99.73
Discounts: -$153.16
Click & Collect FREE
Subtotal: $99.73
AUD total: $99.73

Includes GST of $9.07

Congratulations you saved $153.16!

>>915255
You have the fluoride stare

>>915257
And hot!

>>915216
🚀

Need Cruisey to bring me some pudding.

>>915155
You're fine.

>>915262
🌀

>>915255
I cant use it anymore.

If I smoke brocolli will I feel better or worse?

>>915257
Building sites are no place for a neet

>>915247
Hot!

>>915266
stick a pol up your bum

I mean it wasn't as bad as the time he tried to connect our conversation about buttplugs to jewish burial sites but it's close.

8 min

>>915272
⁉️⁉️⁉️

Remember who you are

>>915271
Based.

>>915140
He should've hit the bong a few times before getting that pie. Probably would've enjoyed it more.

>>915274
Some skank had her husbands ashes put in a buttplug and we were laughing about it and he tried to connect it to jew burials because ashes.

>>915271
Would this be like the time he brought "free speech" back to Twitter (but won't reinstate Andrew Anglin, Weev, Thomas Sewell, etc)?

Try to be comfy neets

>>915279
Who is "he"?

>>915281
I bet it's comfy between your arse cheeks

>>915282
Him.

>>915282
The NEET with the pol rotted brain.

>>915285
Who?

>>915287
He/him

Crack rock cocaine

Come on fellas, movie is running!

Get in here neets, it's time for the rest of the epic: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>915290
Well you better go catch it!

>>915290
>Come on fellas
Brad Pitt does that in the movie.

Might steal some eggs

>>915292
kek

>>915293
Hot!

>>915267
Smoke brisket instead.

>>915293
If he was a dedicated method actor, he must have to prepare for the part of bisexual achilles.

>>915297
Me on the beach having a splash and getting shot at.

>>915294
"Next up, on A Current Affair"

>>915258
How did you save that much?

>>915305
The neet council can pull strings for favoured neets.

>>915302
Hell yeah dude.

>>915294
Grab those emu size ones that neet lays.

Quiche

>>915313
What has he got in there? Tendies?

>>915315
Nunya

Was there ever a culture that treated women was more disdain than the ancient greeks?

disdain for plebs.

>>915314
Lorraine?

Fuck, so STRESSED right now. Going to the bottleo. I can't calm down.

>>915316
I haven't tried that brand before.

>>915319
She doesn't post here anymore.

>>915320
What type of medicine are you picking up?

>>915322
:-(

>>915321
Better than steggles.

Lorraine sent me a PM photo of her in a sarong and nothing else.

I vomited last time I had alcohol now even thinking about it makes me slightly nauseous

>>915327
Your liver will be happy.

>>915327
That is probably for the best.

>>915323
>>915323
I've changed my mind and will stay here.

Finishing The Prince of Egypt (1998). Good film. Not mad about the songs.

Watching game of thrones. Good show so far

>>915332
No spoilers please.

Please suggest a username for me to use on kiwifarms.

>>915334
CBT-Appreciator.

>>915334
cockmaster9000 is taken by me, don't even think of using it

I have registered as "Black Boong".

>>915338
You should call null a big fat poof he likes that.

>>915339
Smart.

I'm having a cup of tea. This is much better than alcohol. I've calmed down thanks to the tea.

women are talking

There was a poster on kiwifarms years ago called Jesus who claimed to be an aboriginal.
I could never get him to admit how much boong blood he had though.

>>915341
Well done NEET.

>>915343
What a man lacks in boong blood from his parents, he can make up in boong semen collected down the public dunnies.

>>915345
It's the way Wizzy would have wanted it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aayBZ8GFqNw [Embed]
This song goes very hard
Love from Australia 🇦🇺
I love women so much it's unreal

It seems like just last year I was watching troy in the cinema, now I check the date and that was 20 years ago. What the hell happened?

>>915341
>>915341


>>915344
Don't encourage such degenerate behaviour please.

>>915346
There's a little bit of Wizzy in all of us.

>>>915332
woe

>>915349
Tea is a gateway drug to drinking water.

FLAMIN' GALAHS
Me rape dungeon looks like a black's camp

>>915348
It gets worse the older you get.
I can understand why the elderly are so confused these days.

Spoiler about the post credits scene: there isn't one

>>915354
We should've stopped incrementing years after 2004, nothing good happened after then anyway.

>>915354
My grandmother thinks it is the 70s and that I'm my dad. She has very interesting things to say about changing racial demographics and obesity.

>>915357
>obesity
She better not be fat shaming.

She treats anyone that is overweight as though they are the fattest person on earth.

>>915359
My parents are like that, in their defence they grew up in post war rationing times in England.

>>915359
can't remember seeing anyone fatter

>>915359
Shaming people is probably an effective way of getting them to stop being fat. We should do it more.

>>915362
Skellie propaganda.

>>915361
I've seen some absolute units out there in recent years.

>>915362
Not webby though.
Webby needs to be treated nicely.

Wondering if having a dominatrix constantly humiliate you about being fat would work.

>>915342
hush!

>>915367
It would probably arouse most of the NEETs.

>>915342
Tell them I said for them to shut the fuck up.
-- Trev

browser reset to google.
Google search now gives AI results and cannot be turned off. google search has become alexa

trev rape

>>915372
EDIT: as of 8/23 Above filter longer works. Try this filter instead!!

google.com##.hdzaWe

Seems to work as of October 9th


https://www.reddit.com/r/uBlockOrigin/comments/1ct5mpt/heres_how_to_disable_googles_new_forced_ai/

Might gape weber's arse

>>915375
You haven't got the equipment for the job.

>>915377
I'd use one of those anti-car-jacking devices.

Slavs are so mong looking.

Real NEET hours. Can’t make the moofie tonight. On a dark desert highway….

>>915380
Cool wind through the norwooding.

>>915380
Living off the land like a boong

Disappointed that both Agamemnon and Menelaus are killed in the movie. In the greek stories, Menelaus goes home with Helen and lives happily ever after, while Agamemnon survives the war but gets murdered by his wife when he returns home.

>>915380
Beautiful.
>>915381
Kek.

>>915380
very nice

>>915380
Livin the life mate. What burger did you get?

>915380

Shit is it 2029 already? Was hoping I'd be in the ground by now...

Hot Toddy -
1.5 oz. Whisky / Crown Royal
1 tsp fine grain sugar or use honey
2 small clove(s)
1.5 oz. boiling water
Garnish with lemon slice

>>915387
2029 is less than a year away

Wish I had a cigarette. Just one.

Made snosage sangas in the oven. Noodles next.

>>915390
I will send you one in the mail.

>>915391
Have never tried cooking noodles in the oven, sounds interesting.

>>915380
A comfy scene.

Cruisedog was named as such because he used to always rawdog when cruising.

Wanna take up life on the road, every meal a maccas or hungry's jacks.

RIP.

>>915395
he is an aids superspreader

>>915395
That sounds right.

>>915396
A squirt tour.

I reckon you'd get sick of eating fast food 2-3 times a day after a week or so.

Youtube has become my internet. I hardly bother with text sites anymore. Probably abandon ausneets soon.

Oh no, you'll certainly be missed.

>>915383
why would they change that?

>>915398
Cruisey and Mongaro were the origin of AIDS. They used to go on chimp raping expeditions to train for boong bum rape.

Might figure out why ancient aryan tribes built silbury hill.

>>915407
They needed somewhere to stash their boong porn

You actually would be missed

Weber once asked a bunch of trick-or-treaters to leave his property in a not-so-polite manner once.

>>915409
Not if Weber takes the shot.

>>915405
No idea. When I was a kid I read a book on greek mythology, it said that Agamemnon was prophesied "to die neither at land or sea, to be killed by neither friend or foe, to die neither naked or clothed". He wound up being murdered by his wife, who threw a net over him while he was in the bath and killed him, thus fulfilling the conditions of the prophecy. I thought it was quite clever, but I haven't been able to find the story where this prophecy is given.

I wonder why they named a condom brand after the Trojans.

I guess they didn't have kids after the greeks killed them all.

>>915412
That was the cameo section of the underworld in Homers Odyssey, and doesn't really relate to the plot.

>>915383
Greek mythology would be great basis of a soap opera. Wait I think they did that.

>>915415
Yes but they don't make that specific prophecy anywhere in the poem.

>>915416
You could make some interesting porn from the shit Zeus got up to.

>>915417
Electra? Les Mouches? They all blur together after a while

>>915393
Don't even bother boiling noodles in a saucepan for '2 minutes' anymore. I simply boil enough water in a kettle to cover a pack. Let it sit until softened. Put the noodles in the plate you intend of eating out of to save on dishes.

you can just microwave a bowl of water with the noodles in it.
Refusing to microwave water is a very English thing

>>915421
Ah shuddup

>>915421
>you can just microwave a bowl of water with the noodles in it.
The elites don't want you to know this.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4U572LmsXmk [Embed]

One of us in a few years

>>915422
it's only one bowl, don't need to wait for kettle

>>915423
The one thing the microwave does well is heat liquids

>>915428
North to Alaska

Out of bed and back to the compooda

>>915421
Similar idea. The microwave becomes the kettle.

I love your videos mate. Not sure why. I just find you easy and calming to watch. I think we're the same age too. Keep it up buddy. 👍

Tired, hungry, dirty sheets

GN, tomorrow I improve my life I fucking swear for real this time.

Fuck that cask wasn't meant to last me 12+ hours
Now I'm not drunk enough to sleep

Mullumbimby Bakery Steak and Pepper Pie

It's those Troy type of scenes about killing babies in that Bronze Age sacking that has begun to redefine my ideas on abortion.
Yes life begins at conception and abortion is murder, but who really gives a shit

>>915437
It looked nice.

Wish I had a Greek Aussie girlfriend and we could hang out in her nanas backyard which is semi-paved and full of citrus trees

>>915439
It got a 5/10. I think we need an independent review

>>915440
>Greek Aussie girlfriend
Moustache and hairy back.

>>915442
Hairy outback.

>>915444
kek

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wWBp5GRNM2o [Embed]
Cunts a comedian

ooof the link is meant to be at 4:33

Cooked some seed oil slop bread from like 3 months ago

Had to get up and take a massive dump.

>>915448
>>915449
That was quick!

YouTube keeps showing me ads for meat, they're onto me neets.

>>915451
The butcher videos?

>>915452
So many stupid meat videos.

Craving lamb crown roast.

Another one. $15 of fillet steak on a dry toastie with a pat of holendaise.
Another, zebra meat. Why is YouTube like this. Another, some TV show, man incidentally buying meat. Why

>>915456
>zebra meat
Good?

I wish I was sitting in my ute at some suburban shopping strip in Maroochy chowing down on a ham and pineapple burger listening to the highway pass by and watching the palm trees sway in the wind. Bit jealous of Grego

>>915458
He is living the life.

morning bros

sister said she was meeting someone with a foreign name. Im going to disown her.

ffs, out of coffee, don't know how I let this situation arise

>>915460
🚀

Might get a pidser for lunch.

Garn a mcfuggin

>>915466
one big breakkie muffin for me too please, in a meal, large coke for the drink

Good morning Gang.

Lights out and away we go.

>>915468
morning neetbro

No uncomfy images early in the morning please.

Always wanted to go caving, but too scared of the big spiders I'm sure would live there.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Tahir_al-Jannabi

Woke up to a pajeet having a go at islam.
Link above aparently sacked mecca and took the black stone.
It doesnt say in that link, but he is said to have used it as a toilet for 20 years before it was returned.

If a white guy said that..