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NEET General #778 - Boxing Day Edition NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No. 792399
Boxing Day. Traditionally a day where NEETs resume beating each other up and normies box up their unwanted presents and take them back to the shop like the ungrateful cunts they are.

OLD: >>791260


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.792400 del
SA BEST A


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.792407 del
How?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.792421 del
Rape morning


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.792425 del
Rape mourning


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.792428 del
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It’s a Nuro does the Goldy Episode !


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.792431 del
>>792428
He died stop breaking aboriginal custom.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.792433 del
>"Kill Nuro. Behead Nuro. Roundhouse kick Nuro into the concrete," read a post on a fringe website.


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NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.792442 del
>>792441
t. Weber last week


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.792443 del
Took Motherbat to Big W, Chemist Warehouse, and a Foodworx supermarket (none of the real ones were open).


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.792444 del
>>792443
Many mongs about?


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.792445 del
>>792443
I have to go to the shops my bread is mouldy.


NEET 12/25/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.792446 del
>>792444
Nah, not too many people. Might be different at the big places with fancy stores.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:02 [Preview] No.792447 del
SMELL MY COCK
HIT IT WITH A ROCK


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.792448 del
smelly neet cock rock


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.792449 del
>>792445
Refund?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.792450 del
>>792449
I specifically requested unmouldy bread.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:13 [Preview] No.792451 del
Would bunnings be the place to get a desk lamp if I don't need anything fancy?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:19 [Preview] No.792452 del
>>792451
I guess so. Office Works would be another choice, but Bunnings probably has more.
https://www.bunnings.com.au/search/products?page=1&q=desk+lamp&sort=BoostOrder&price=0-100


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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.792454 del
>>792452
Bunnings is closer.


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>>792451
Select your local store on the Bunnings site for stock availability.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:25 [Preview] No.792456 del
The lamp is an excuse to binge on snags.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:28 [Preview] No.792457 del
Nobody wants to binge on my snag :(


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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.792459 del
>>792450
Once I got a pack of muffins from Woolies that were mouldy, the same day they were bought. Got a refund.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:42 [Preview] No.792460 del
rape


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.792461 del
Wasted an hour on YouTube.
Fuck YouTube


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.792462 del
>>792461
It's not like Youtube forced you.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:01 [Preview] No.792463 del
>>792462
What if it did?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.792464 del
>>792462
Beat a drunk, lose to the bottle. Maybe my will is weak, but YouTube has wasted all of our time.

I just watched an hour of fabrication videos, they were all fake, should have read a book


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.792465 del
>>792463
SIR MY INDIA IS THE REAL SUPERPOWER NUMBER ONE🤗🇮🇳 WE HAVE THE BEST INFRASTRUCTURE AND HIGHSPEED RAIL 🤗🇮🇳 MEANWHILE IN CHINA PEOPLE STILL RIDE RICKSHAW EVERYWHERE AND THEY ALSO POOR DONT HAVE CAR . THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇮🇳🤗 , WE NEVER SCAM! WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.792466 del
arthuritis in my thumb


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.792467 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.792468 del
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Walk to shops in 73% humidity is not fun.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.792469 del
>>792468
walk is not fun


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.792470 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.792471 del
>>792470
She is wearing far too much clothing.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.792472 del
>>792470
Want to get Olive tipsy on egg nog and then do kissing and maybe touch her rude bits


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.792473 del
>>792472
I just want to rape the bitch


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.792474 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:36 [Preview] No.792475 del
Might got for a cruise. You neets need anything while I'm out?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.792476 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.792477 del
>>792475
20kg of rice please


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.792478 del
>>792470
Handsome fella.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.792480 del
>>792475
Dozen hot-cross buns thanks


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.792481 del
>>792479
Bloody Monk!


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.792482 del
>>792475
55kg of Olive please.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.792483 del
>>792475
30L eggnog thanks.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.792484 del
>>792481
Monk has given up on the board.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.792485 del
>>792484
VICPOL took his phone off him


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.792486 del
choggy sneks for lunch


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:40 [Preview] No.792487 del
>>792484
He's too busy drunk driving to care about us.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:41 [Preview] No.792488 del
I read a while back about a guy who got arrested for drunk driving on his way back from picking up his car from the cops for drunk driving.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.792489 del
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>>792485
He's in the clink. We need to pool our welfarebux to bail him out.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.792490 del
>>792488
Lizbef has had guys caught stealing cars to get to court hearings for stealing cars


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:42 [Preview] No.792491 del
>>792488
An absolute legend


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.792492 del
>>792489
That money is better spent on KFC and goon


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.792493 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.792494 del
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It’s a Nuro does the Goldy Episode !


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.792495 del
>>792491
>>792490
They keep the coppers in work.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:43 [Preview] No.792496 del
>>792489
I will bake him a cake with a file in it.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.792497 del
>>792493
He also cut the caravan in half hollywood style


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.792498 del
>>792493
Sound like he lost the plot there.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.792499 del
finished choggy sneks
5.2 serves per packet my bum


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.792500 del
>>792499
Do not eat choggy sneks that come from your bum


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.792501 del
Steak sanga with the lot coming right up.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.792502 del
>>792501
Motherbat and I are making steak sangas for dinner tonight.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.792503 del
I want a steak sanga now :(


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.792504 del
https://dailystormer.in/
Stormer has shut down and Anglin is trying to jew everybody for money


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.792505 del
>>792443
I just went to the shops. Was closed. BWS was open though.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.792506 del
>>792503
You can come over at dinner time


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.792507 del
My iga/grocers mart is closing down soon.
Big woe, where will I get my nice pies from? Coles only has shit ones.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.792508 del
>>792506
Thank you that is most kind.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.792509 del
>>792451
Theyre open today. Parafield are even selling snags.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.792510 del
>>792507
You need to find a bakery. Mass produced pies are terrible.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.792511 del
>>792508
You have to do the dishes afterwards.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.792512 del
>>792510
I wish there was a bakery nearby, these were fresh made ones in little packs of two.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.792513 del
>>792511
But I am not a woman.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.792514 del
>>792513
good point
motherbat can do them


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.792515 del
>>792514
We shall enjoy cigars and brandy in thw lounge while she washes them.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.792516 del
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This made me laugh more than it should.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.792517 del
>>792515
I don't have any brandy, but I have 18 or 19 bottles of single malt.
I also have a box of Davidoff half coronas.


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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.792519 del
>>792517
They will do nicely, 10 bottles for you and 9 for me.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.792520 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.792521 del
>>792470
She finally used her real voice :)


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.792522 del
>>792499
Straight to the arse!


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.792523 del
>>792521
Now we just need to see her real arse.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.792524 del
Had to finish the last word in the crossword Motherbat didn't know. Exalts.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.792525 del
>>792524
What was the clue?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.792526 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.792527 del
>>792525
Extols


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.792528 del
Could smell something funky. Turns out I shit myself.
Hopefully noone noticed.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.792529 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.792530 del
>>792528
Shit yourself every day from now on and nobody will ever know.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.792531 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.792532 del
>>792475
A cork


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.792533 del
>>792492
It'll do more to moderate the board too.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.792534 del
>>792493
Why'd they wrestle him after he got down?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.792535 del
>>792497
I don't get how this happened


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.792536 del
>>792534
For fun.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.792537 del
>>792498
He's homeless and just fucked his caravan.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.792538 del
I think they do it for their own safety with crazy people.
I saw a video where two cops talked a suicidal man off the edge of a tall building and then tasered him as soon as he was away from the edge.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.792539 del
>>792535
I'm sure drugs were totally not involved.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.792540 del
>>792537
Yeah that would be a fuck everything moment.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.792541 del
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All my favourite Youtubers aren't posting because they all have lives outside of Youtube.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.792542 del
90 million lotto tonight.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.792543 del
>>792541
Tom Scott posted his last video ever overnight. He had posted one a week for 10 years.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.792544 del
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>lights so bright, they needed approval from the Aviation Authority.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.792545 del
neighbour with your house so bright
won't you crash that plane tonight


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.792546 del
>>792544
The neighbours should plant choof in the yard.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.792547 del
>>792527
>Tom Scott


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:12 [Preview] No.792548 del
>>792546
the fine if they were caught would still be less than the electricity bill for the christmas display


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.792549 del
>>792543
>Tom Scott
Those videos were comfy.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.792550 del
new years resolutions are for women and fags


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.792551 del
>>792550
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.792552 del
>>792550
They like penises too.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.792553 del
In twenty twenty four
The NEETs shall go to war
There will be a time of woe
And also a time of hoe
Hoe hoe hoe

Possums Big Book of Revelations and Prophecy


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.792554 del
So it seems monk/goondaddy has joined imissfather and chickendinner in refusing to moderate the board.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.792555 del
I also refuse to moderate the board.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.792556 del
monk is still in bed with ztepmum, leaking from the anus


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.792557 del
monk is just sulking because the columbine shooter girl doesn't like him drinking


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.792558 del
>>792556
I have risen.

>>792557
Am not.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.792559 del
Monk isn't really even staff he just pretends to be for neet street cred.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.792560 del
Cruisey banned me for not giving him any breakky billy bongs once.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.792561 del
>>792560
Understandable.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.792562 del
having a wine


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.792563 del
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Were you ever a good counterstrike player neets?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.792564 del
about to have a whine


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.792565 del
>>792563
I got banned from the server for shooting my team mates. Nobody explained it to me.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.792566 del
Davo never posted his Crhistmas lunch photos


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.792567 del
>>792566
Maybe he didn't eat anything.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.792568 del
>>792567
Maybe a cheeky munch on the FRM


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.792569 del
Tea time


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.792570 del
>>792569
gimme!


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:18 [Preview] No.792571 del
>tfw no strawberry jam and cream scones


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.792572 del
@Weber

How deep is your love?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.792573 del
>>792571
Pro tip: if you have no scones, jam and cream also works on toast.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.792574 del
>>792572
ten and three eighth inches


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.792575 del
>>792563
Never played it


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.792576 del
>>792574
You measured from the arsehole.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.792577 del
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>>792565
Yeah because they were all dead.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.792578 del
she has gone through my fridge and cupboards and is making a gigantic list and asking where everything is and I'm all "I just live on alcohol and kfc" and she's all "you need to start taking your health seriously"


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.792579 del
>>792573
I have bread and flame but no jam or cream.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.792580 del
and apparently sisterbot and bill were complaining to motherbat behind my back that they think i'm depressed and lonely and at risk


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.792581 del
>>792578
Tell her you need some more medicinal whisky.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.792582 del
>>792579
they're not things I have to hand either, I just remember from days after Motherbat had made something involving cream


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.792583 del
>>792580
this is why bill gave you the meth pipe, he thought it would cheer you up


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.792584 del
Bad home visits to the shed neets. Sheds in good order, goodshed neets


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.792585 del
>>792582
Are they sc-owns or sc-ons though?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.792586 del
>>792543
Why he quit?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.792587 del
>>792586
Just knackered I think. He was flying here there and everywhere to do the videos.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.792588 del
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A bad shed in a good suburb could be a good home to a bad home NEET.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.792589 del
Tomorrow night on womboflix we will be watching Blue Eye Samurai, a highly rated french-american samurai revenge production.

Tonight Shiban will be doing a 24 hour Christmas stream on endcorner.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.792590 del
>>792585
sc-onz


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.792591 del
>>792578
You are too old to be taken care of by motherbat


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.792592 del
>>792588
Deep and wise, NEET.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.792593 del
>>792590
This is correct, you may carry on good sir.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.792594 del
>>792591
She's only thinking about her own comfort for the next 3 weeks.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.792595 del
>>792594
Tactical kindness.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.792596 del
>>792579
I got everything to make scones, and a punnet of blueberries to make fresh jam but no cream. There's always fucking something.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.792597 del
>>792596
You could make some NEET cream but it wouldn't be the same.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:35 [Preview] No.792598 del
soggy sc-onz


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.792599 del
>>792596
You can't make cream from milk, can you?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.792600 del
>>792599
Google says you can mix butter into milk to make fake cream


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.792601 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.792602 del
you can milk the neet to make the cream


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.792603 del
>>792601
Oh. You alright?


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>>792589
That looks like it may be interesting I will be there.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.792605 del
>>792587
He has an impressive list of achievements.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.792606 del
>>792597
>>792599
Is Greek yoghurt whippable?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.792607 del
>>792603
t. Not whoever made that post.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.792608 del
>>792606
Only if you toss his salad first.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:51 [Preview] No.792609 del
>>792607
So are you okay?
Do you have photos?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.792610 del
Demanding Davos Dinner Delights


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.792611 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4iTrksET54I [Embed]
Classic Pippa, this is why I love her.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.792612 del
Weber had me keelhauled for wanking in the ships rum once.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.792613 del
>>792612
you like it, you saucy little trollop


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.792614 del
>>792588
A bad neet in a bad shed makes a bad suburb


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.792615 del
>>792613
Only the part where my mainbrace got spliced.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.792616 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x8ZpWzg2ntQ [Embed]


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.792617 del
>>792614
Can a good shed in a good suburb turn a bad neet good or is his badness inherent?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.792618 del
i hate women so much


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.792619 del
>>792617
no, you can't take the ghetto out of the negger


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.792620 del
>>792619
You can beat them into submission though.
Therefore at the NEET Commune we shall beat all the bad NEETs pre-emptively each morning to save time and effort.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.792621 del
>>792618
Thanks Trev.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.792622 del
I gave /kc/ good xmas wishes 8 hours and 20 minutes ago and not one of them euroniggers said thanx


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.792623 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.792624 del
>>792622
They celebrate hanukah over there I think.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.792625 del
foot amputation amount of sugar over the past couple of days


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.792626 del
>>792578
> she's all "you need to start taking your health seriously"
She is correct.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:36 [Preview] No.792627 del
>>792625
Get a 🦜 and a 🏴‍☠️ too


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.792628 del
>>792622
Leave them alone


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.792629 del
>>792625
Who needs feet cenno will get you one of those electric wheelchair things


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.792630 del
The Sky Gods aren't happy


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.792631 del
>>792625
You might end up with a cool nickname like stumpy.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.792632 del
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>>792624
A picture from kc earlier today


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.792633 del
>>792631
I used to know a Stumpy I should send him an email.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.792634 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.792635 del
>>792632
They wear that black outfit all-year round, must get steamy during Summer.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:49 [Preview] No.792636 del
goddammit the tuica boomer struck again
I'm drunk as hell and hungover
may his dad rest in peace


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.792637 del
>>792628
Big Fella posts here. He is their leader.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.792638 del
>>792637
The ringleader.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:50 [Preview] No.792639 del
>>792636
Did you have a good Christmas, International Cruisey?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.792640 del
>>792637
Endchan is a three ring circus... Ovaltine, Big Fella, and some other arsehole.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.792641 del
Possum and Cruisey invited me to a three ring circus once.
It was ... not what I expected.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.792642 del
>>792636
RIP associate of International Cruisey


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.792643 del
>>792636
Rip that guys dad


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.792644 del
RIP all the dead people


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.792645 del
I could be the other arsehole does the position pay well?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.792646 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.792647 del
>>792554
>>792555
I'm still a vol.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.792648 del
arsevol


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.792649 del
>>792560
Now its confirmed that Bill's a breaky bonger, I might get into the handyman construction business.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:58 [Preview] No.792650 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.792651 del
>>792649
It pays well and you get beef ragu for lunch.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.792652 del
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Xmas scopin' with Tiffo and the Numpster.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.792653 del
We rocked up at the shops at 8.30 this mording and they were shut until 9.00 (despite website advice to the contrary), so we went to Vili's who were also shut, so then we went to McDolans and got served by a negress and Motherbat was all "she was a nice girl" and "you've got to take people as you find them".


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.792654 del
>>792651
It was lamb.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.792655 del
>>792650
Got to wrap them in masking tape or they burst when you fuck them.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.792656 del
Tab closed


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.792657 del
>>792652
You're set for dolands


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.792658 del
In 1944 Tiffin made an unsuccessful attempt to divide Weber and Posso's forces and prevent an invasion of Tiffoland. The “bulge” refers to the wedge that Tiffo drove into the Allied lines, which were suspiciously arse shaped.
In December 1944, Posso's forces were caught unprepared by a Tiffish counterthrust in the wooded Ardennes region of southern Belgium. The Tiffish drive, led by Nuro von Whizzalott’s panzer army, was initially successful but was halted by Webers resistance and reinforcements led by Bill and Motherbat. The Tiffins withdrew in January 1945, but both sides suffered heavy losses leading to much woe all round.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.792659 del
>>792654
May I have beef instead?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.792660 del
>>792658
ahh, man love before the coming of hiv


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.792661 del
>>792658
It would make an excellent moofie.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.792662 del
I'm such a lazy boong, have literally done nothing all day. The only explanation I can think of is that the british side of my family must actually be irish. It's the only thing that makes sense.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.792663 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.792664 del
>>792662
Motherbat and I watched some documentary on Irish dance last night where they tried to claim it was really invented by African niggers.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.792665 del
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>>792662
Us Irish gotta stick together.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.792666 del
The british aren't real.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.792668 del
Steak sammiches consumed.
Motherbat suitably impressed.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:37 [Preview] No.792669 del
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>>792520
>"Yeah"


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.792670 del
>>792664
Throw the television in the ocean


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.792671 del
>>792670
I had to re-scan the channels yesterday because a bunch were apparently missing.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.792672 del
>>792671
Did you check the ocean?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.792673 del
>>792668
>Motherbat suitably impressed.
A smile and a nod?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.792674 del
I finished watching Mad Men last night not sure what I will watch next.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.792675 del
>>792674
Bosch is good.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.792676 del
>>792673
She was pleased her teeth didn't fall out


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.792677 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.792678 del
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Xmas Special Marathon starts in 10 minutes
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
I think I'll throw in some MASH first, then I dunno, perhaps The Night Before Christmas, I have not seen that yet, and probably only a few of you. Or whatever.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.792679 del
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Ready.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.792680 del
>>792678
We need some bangers as well


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.792681 del
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>>792679
I'll be there in a minute


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.792682 del
>>792681
Looking good NEET.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.792683 del
Glad to see neets have their proper PPE on


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 06:59 [Preview] No.792684 del
Having some dark timtams


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.792685 del
Nothing good on sale today, woe


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.792686 del
>>792685
iktf bro, I went to buy some weight plates, but they were full price


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.792687 del
Weber wasn't at coffee and cars :(


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.792688 del
>>792687
He went to whisky and whores instead.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.792689 del
>>792688
Based.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.792690 del
>>792687
which cars & coffee would that be?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.792692 del
Dick Smith is selling bed frames for $100. Get on it shed neets. Also mini fridges and portable aircon


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.792693 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.792694 del
>>792680
Don't forget the onion gravy!


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.792695 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.792696 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.792697 del
>>792692
Dick Smith shut shop years ago


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.792698 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.792699 del
>>792697
>tfw no dick


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.792700 del
>>792685
My arse is still 75% off. Sale ends midnight.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.792701 del
>>792700
Do you do credit?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.792702 del
>>792700
Does it have AfterPay?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.792703 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.792704 del
>>792702
We could go halves in his arse.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.792706 del
Despaired and purchased some standards.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.792707 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.792708 del
I hate prepaid bowser pumps.
Won't let a man sniff in peace


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.792709 del
>>792708
farkin woit dorg carnts wont give a boong a chance bro


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.792710 del
>>792701
>>792702
Sorry brokies, cash only.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.792711 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.792712 del
Motherbat is crackign the shits because Channel 7 decided to stick with their cricket coverage instead of going to the news at 6pm.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.792713 del
ate six dark tim tams and a bag of fry's turkish delight


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.792714 del
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I started a rumor that Weber was a risky dude once.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.792715 del
>>792714
My sides


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.792716 del
I hereby vow that next year I will have two women do lesbian sex in front of me at least once.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.792717 del
>>792716
That would be nice.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.792718 del
>>792716
that can be arranged on the gen thailand trip for sure.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.792719 del
>>792716
>tfw never had a threesome
>tfw never had two women on their knees worshipping your neet stick
>tfw it will never happen unless you win tonight's lottery


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.792720 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aMX2PrHPXzY [Embed]


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.792721 del
Fallout London was pushed back to april. Woe


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.792722 del
Possum and Monk had been planning their trip to Thailand for months. They were both eager to explore the beautiful country, try new foods, and immerse themselves in the culture. As they boarded the plane, their excitement was palpable.
After a long flight, they finally arrived in Bangkok. They checked into their hotel and immediately set out to explore the bustling city. Everywhere they turned, there were street vendors selling delicious smelling food. Monk's stomach growled in anticipation.
'Let's find a place to eat,' Possum suggested, his eyes scanning the streets for a good spot.
They stumbled upon a small restaurant with outdoor seating and decided to give it a try. As they perused the menu, a friendly waiter approached them and recommended their specialty - garlic bread.
'Trust me, you won't regret it,' he said with a smile.
Possum and Monk took his advice and ordered a plate of garlic bread each. As they took their first bite, their taste buds exploded with flavor. The bread was crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, with just the right amount of garlic and herbs. They devoured the entire plate in minutes.
'This is the best garlic bread I've ever had,' Monk exclaimed, wiping the crumbs from his mouth.
'Me too,' Possum agreed, licking his fingers.
The next day, they decided to take a break from sightseeing and spend the day at the beach. After a few hours of swimming and sunbathing, they were both hungry and headed back to the city in search of more garlic bread.
They stumbled upon a street lined with bars and restaurants, each one more lively than the last. As they walked, they couldn't help but notice the neon lights and loud music coming from a bar called 'The Pink Lotus.'
'Should we check it out?' Possum asked, pointing to the bar.
'Why not?' Monk shrugged.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.792723 del
As they entered the bar, they were greeted by the sight of beautiful women dancing on stage. They were mesmerized by the energy and the music, but what surprised them the most was the fact that all the performers were women.
'These must be lesbian prostitutes,' Possum whispered to Monk, trying to contain his excitement.
They took a seat at the bar and ordered some drinks. As they sipped on their cocktails, they couldn't help but notice that the women were paying them extra attention. They struck up a conversation with one of the performers, who introduced herself as Lily.
'Lily, can we order some garlic bread here?' Monk asked, unable to contain his craving.
'Of course, we have the best garlic bread in town,' Lily replied with a wink.
Shortly after, a plate of piping hot garlic bread was placed in front of them. They couldn't believe their luck - delicious food and beautiful women, what more could they ask for?
As the night went on, Possum and Monk continued to eat garlic bread and chat with the women. They learned about their lives, their struggles, and their dreams. They were amazed by their strength and resilience.
'We may be prostitutes, but we're also artists,' Lily told them proudly.
Possum and Monk ended up spending the entire night at The Pink Lotus, eating garlic bread and being entertained by the talented women. When they left, they couldn't stop talking about their experience.
'We came to Thailand for adventure, and we found so much more,' Possum said, a smile spreading across his face.
'Who knew garlic bread could lead us to such a unique and eye-opening experience,' Monk added.
As they continued their journey through Thailand, they couldn't help but think back to that night at The Pink Lotus. They had discovered the true beauty of the country - its people and their stories. And they would always remember it as the place where they ate the most delicious garlic bread and were entertained by the most amazing lesbian prostitutes.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.792724 del
>>792722
Monk? No!


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.792725 del
>>792719
If I win tonights lotto I will buy you 4 whores


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.792726 del
>>792723
>>792722
A wholesome and uplifting tale.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.792727 del
>>792723
>'These must be lesbian prostitutes,' Possum whispered to Monk, trying to contain his excitement.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.792728 del
If Cruisey was along he would have rubbed they bumholes and ruined everything.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.792729 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.792730 del
>>792728
Indeed.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.792731 del
I don't understand how whores work. If you pretend you don't know a woman is a whore you can take her on a date and have sex with her for free.
And if you date a normal woman you can still give them money.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.792732 del
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ronery, want to visit some friends but I don't have any anymore


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.792733 del
>>792722
>>792723
A very nice story.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.792734 del
>>792731
Whores do whatever you want without complaint as long as you paid for it.
And often with more skill than normal women.


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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.792736 del
>>792732
I don't even have a family anymore


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.792737 del
I don't even have any clean dishes anymore


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.792738 del
I make other peoples families come round and do my dishes for me.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.792739 del
If any NEET misses their dad I will yell at them and tell them they will never amount to anything for $25/minute.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.792740 del
>>792739
you're like the inner voice of conscience that gave up on me many years ago


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.792742 del
>>792542
Got my ticket


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.792743 del
>>792741
She'll (?) drain your bank balance


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.792744 del
>>792742
Good luck.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.792745 del
>>792743
Orally?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.792746 del
>>792658
Good lore post


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.792747 del
Haven't had any fruit or vegies in days. Can't eat any salad because I don't have any clean cutlery or plates.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.792748 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.792749 del
>>792747
Make a salad in your shoe


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.792750 del
>>792690
Parafield gardens gepps centre or whatever.
South of cluse bros.
Lots of camaros.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.792751 del
>>792692
That's a bargain


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.792752 del
The standards didn't fix it.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.792753 del
>>792712
Nothing happened today .


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.792754 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.792755 del
>>792752
Have another goon.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.792756 del
>>792712
I always though bat would be an ABC or SBS news kind of mum.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.792757 del
Belinda Carlisle whizzing on the vinyl spinner

It just feels right .


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.792758 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.792759 del
>>792723
>>792722
Very nice
Lold several times


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.792760 del
>>792731
It costs more to take them on a date.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.792761 del
Good posts today


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.792762 del
I'm in exactly the same place I was a few years ago, doing exactly the same things, worrying about exactly the same stupid shit, watching the same videos. The circle of neet.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.792763 del
>>792760
not to mention all the time it wastes


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.792764 del
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Might have a date with Olive


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.792765 del
2024 might be the year of whoremaxxing


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.792766 del
>>792762
Just think you could have wagied all that time and be in the same situation.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.792767 del
>>792764
clever neet


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.792768 del
Want to dress a Filipino whore up like Karen and take her to high tea at a fancy restaurant then face fuck her in the car park


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.792769 del
>>792768
That could be hot.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.792770 del
>>792765
The problem is some whores are crap which can be a big downer.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.792771 del
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>>792768
karen kujo?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.792772 del
>>792768
I miss her.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.792773 del
>>792768
Theres not many filipino whores in aus in my experience. Every one of them has been some variation of chinese, taiwan, hong kong. Nigresses make the best whores tho.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.792774 del
>>792773
I'm guessing attractive white girl whores are beyond the price range of most neets.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.792775 del
Made miso, wasn't good.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.792776 del
agatha2 is still running our christmas theme, very sweet


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.792777 del
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(1.35 MB 824x718 b.png)
Made some more toy soldiers.
May actually start painting some soon.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.792778 del
>>792774
yeah $300 minimum for half an hour


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.792779 del
>>792777
They look good.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.792780 del
>>792779
Cheers, I've been having fun just messing about with parts


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.792781 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.792782 del
>>792781
Half glued half blu-tacked


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.792783 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.792784 del
>>792777
Are they plastic? Do they even sell lead miniatures anymore?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.792785 del
>>792771
Weebs get the rope


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.792786 del
>>792784
Yeah it's all pastic and resin now, you can still get old lead miniatures but I don't think they are allowed to make them.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.792787 del
I'm wondering what they're going to use once plastics get banned


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.792788 del
I've been looking at miniatures an parts online and I was suprised how much some of my old miniatures are going for now.
Not world changing amounts but still more than i would have thought.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.792789 del
>>792782
Ah, so no moulding or printing.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.792790 del
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Need to make some friends next year. I don't know how much life I've got left and I don't want to waste what's left of it just sitting in my room all the time staring at the screen.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.792791 del
>>792789
I used to do latex and cuttlefish moulding but I doubt I'd bother any more.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.792792 del
>>792783
agatha2 doesn't even have a thread for my favourite egirl. Does the woe and disappointment never end?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.792793 del
>>792777
Pathetic manchild


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.792794 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.792795 del
>>792793
Should he stick to the tennis?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.792796 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.792797 del
>>792796
As if you could afford $25


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.792798 del
Do we ever get door-to-door christmas carol singers in australia?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.792799 del
>>792778
And those ones are all 30+


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.792800 del
>>792798
When I was a kid we did but that was a good suburb and I think they were organised groups.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.792801 del
>>792798
When I was young the city band travelled around and stopped every few blocks to play some carols.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.792802 del
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Next year, me and the neets are going to go around visiting other boards and sites and post carols and vocaroos of us drunkenly singing.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.792803 del
>>792790
Need to borrow Weber's pidgeon kisser next year. He'll have to collect it himself afterwards...


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.792804 del
>>792801
They do a carols by candlelight in my area but it's more like drunk bogans scream at their kids in a park than anything.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.792805 del
>>792792
I want Cruisey to vocaroo this.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.792806 del
>>792787
Some other "green" plastic.

>>792791
Yeah, sounds fiddly to me. Albeit I'm all for making stuff.

>>792792
Not enough to gossip about or smear feces.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.792807 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.792808 del
>>792792
Olive?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.792809 del
I think if Olive did go full slutty I would be briefly happy and then go off her.
The wanting to see the arse is sometimes better than the arse.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.792810 del
>>792809
>t. whole /bbg/


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.792811 del
Philippines are ugly
They're 1 step above abos


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.792812 del
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Is my math correct?

7.5 million packs

13.5 million kilograms


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.792813 del
>>792812
You could build a mansion out of sausages
Even a whole NEET Compound


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.792814 del
It would be a sausagefest though


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.792815 del
UH OH


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.792816 del
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NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.792818 del
They stole santa.

>>792817
I wonder what makes people wanna advertise their obsession towards children.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.792819 del
>>792813
Imagine the paper towels we'd need


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.792820 del
>>792817
She looks very young in that last picture


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.792821 del
>>792812
If you add bread you can beat the record.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.792822 del
Went for the walk, viewed the christmas lights, took some pictures but I don't think I'll post them because of all the doxing that's gone on here.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.792823 del
>>792822
Draw us a picture instead.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.792825 del
>>792824
You fucking phoned that in cunt do it again and put some life into it!


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.792826 del
Ate a pack of Monte Carlos. Laying down.
Watching Upstart Crow.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.792827 del
>>792826
you could have had tim-tams, or royals, or proper sponge cake yo-yos with custard filling. All those flavours and you chose to be monte carlos


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.792828 del
trying to find some comfy youtube videos - non of the history channels I watch have put out anything today


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.792829 del
If I win the lotto
I will get completely blotto
And then I will pay for all the NEETs
To visit Olives grotto


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.792830 del
>>792639
I drank all day
the boomers at work are another breed of alcoholics
they drink too much even for me


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.792831 del
>>792830
take a picture of the empty bottles, the neets here will appreciate seeing all that foreign booze


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.792832 del
The Nightmare Before Christmas was kinda cool. The NEETs missed out.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.792833 del
>>792725
for life or just one night?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.792834 del
>>792731
idk about you, but whores don't pay my beer/rent
so I'm sticking to regular women


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.792835 del
>>792828
michael rossi poli sci
Check his playlist for lectures.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.792836 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.792837 del
natalie portman was a lot better than that ugly jewess they've got playing wonder woman


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.792838 del
>>792822
remove the exif data and you're good to go
nobody cares enough about you to doxx you


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.792839 del
>>792824
well done


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.792840 del
morning
I will go out a little


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.792841 del
>>792838
>nobody cares enough
Except that one bloke. And he's autistic enough to google streetview whole Australia.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.792843 del
>>792841
Weber knows where all our arses are at any given moment anyway.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.792844 del
>>792822
Someone got doxxed recently?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.792845 del
>>792843
I meant the other guy.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.792846 del
>>792845
He has enthusiasm but no skills fortunately.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.792847 del
>>792822
Many such cases.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.792848 del
gonna eat some cheese


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.792849 del
I did not win lotto but I think I got a bit more than the ticket price back


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.792850 del
Feeling better now that Christmas is over


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.792851 del
>>792850
Holidays are just days same as any other. Sun goes up, Sun goes down.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.792852 del
>>792851
The normies become agitated, many strange things happen, foolish rituals, not a good time to be a NEET.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.792853 del
>>792852
The asian family down the road stood in the front yard and yelled at each other but I think they like doing that.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.792854 del
>>792853
Were they on the phone? Asians yell at their phones for some reason.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.792855 del
>>792854
No they all gather in the front yard in a crowd every now and then.
Sometimes a small child runs around falling over and they all laugh.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.792856 del
#normielife


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.792857 del
>>792852
Chimps.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.792858 del
>>792845
He's on holiday


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.792859 del
Had fun doing some racism on twitter spaces. Voice chat with some Aussie guys and an arab who legitimately supports ISIS.
We should have a voice chat night sometime.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.792860 del
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Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas Holiday!
Looking forward to the New Year!


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.792861 del
>>792860
Same to you fren, o7


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.792862 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lWfU-gDcNnQ [Embed]


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.792863 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.792864 del
https://www.bitchute.com/video/muzYXQVeqolF/ [Embed]


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.792865 del
woke up, feeling woe'd again


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.792866 del
>>792865
Come watch Charlie Brown Kwanzaa, then Trading Places:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.792867 del
>>792866
I need to sleep


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.792868 del
>>792867
Okay. Have some rest.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.792869 del
Piss and poo down by the lagoon


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.792870 del
>>792869
Into the Ganges?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.792871 del
>>792824
You need to hire someone to manage data retention. It's gone already.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 19:00 [Preview] No.792872 del
>>792840
Good morning NEET.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 19:02 [Preview] No.792873 del
>>792859
You'll get the government snoopers doing that


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.792874 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.792875 del
Tokyo Godfathers is starting:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>792872
Good evening, fella.

>>792874
Noone drowned before there?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.792876 del
>>792750
>Parafield gardens gepps centre or whatever.
Oh very specific, thank you.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.792878 del
might be nordy today


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.792879 del
Bad dreams, woe


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.792880 del
>>792877
What is the current poop rate on the Australia?

>>792879
Imagine boring dreams.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.792881 del
>>792880
I could not find this information, but I did find this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=atmPjpjmoEU [Embed]


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.792882 del
>>792875
The pond open a month or two ago.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.792883 del
>>792876
He's got bigger issues than the GPS. He needs to deal with the data retention issue first.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.792884 del
>>792881
Thanks. I'll watch it tomorrow.

>>792882
Ah. Uncomfortable.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.792887 del
>>792885
>tfw no gf


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.792888 del
>>792885
Yes. /bbg/ was most lively when she only did tiktoks and insta. There was a hype when went of, then the board essentially died.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:47 [Preview] No.792889 del
>>792888
They seem more interested in gossip than girls these days.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:48 [Preview] No.792890 del
>>792888
I knew a girl who did some soft porn for Abby Winters and lost interest once I discovered the content.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.792891 del
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Dudes fighting an entirely different battle


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.792892 del
>>792891
Two more days.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.792893 del
>>792889
Seems so.

>>792890
Unfortunate.

>>792891
I would just hug and laugh.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.792894 del
>tfw you put your dick into the gloryhole but it is really a rats nest


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.792895 del
>>792893
>Unfortunate.
I didn't think any less of her, it was just all the mystique had instantly evaporated.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.792896 del
>>792895
Fortunate?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.792897 del
>>792896
Maybe just nate


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.792898 del
>>792897
I mean like dodging a bullet.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.792899 del


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.792900 del
>>792880
>current poop rate
Falling out of me at the moment.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.792901 del
>>792870
Ganges is full and you can't get any privacy there.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.792902 del
>>792901
How was Christmas lunch and dinner?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.792903 del
>>792900
This guy can solve your problem


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.792904 del
>>792902
I ate food and then I ate some more food.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.792905 del
>>792904
Did you watch any good families eat?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.792906 del
>>792905
I watched a very well behaved family that night, they were in bed before 12 and weren't getting up for a sneaky snack so I had my fill of their house while they slept upstairs.
They won't be eating their leftovers after I rubbed coleslaw all over my cock and fucked the turkey, I got angry looking at all the cool presents their son got so I went into his room and punched him in the head while he was asleep.
I left the house and took his presents with me but I didn't really want them and I threw them off an overpass and they were smashed to pieces on the road.

I'll have to visit them again sometime.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.792907 del
>>792906
Now that's a proper boong christmas!


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.792908 del
First ones at Clinpath for Motherbat’s bloods and some AIDS faggot gets to jump the queue when the staff finally rocked up at 8:08. Harrumphing.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.792909 del
>>792908
Disguise Motherbat as a junkie.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.792910 del
>>792908
Are you both getting a blood test?


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.792911 del
>>792906
>I'll have to visit them again sometime.
Lucky buggers.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.792912 del
Over filled my coffee cup and some spilt on the floor walking back to my computer.
Woe.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.792913 del
>>792912
As long as you didn't spill it all.


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.792914 del
morning bros, have a chamomile tea hangover this morning, the day's not looking good


NEET 12/26/2023 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.792915 del
>>792914
You're meant to drink that to cure a hangover.
Drink some goon to balance things out.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:07 [Preview] No.792916 del
Woke up to a big shit in my undies. I didn't wake up.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.792917 del
>>792876
You know what I'm talking about, the shops south of the parafield gardens bunnings shops.
The new one full of sports stuff, near kesters Rd.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.792918 del
>>792885
Is this bonibonkers?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.792919 del
>>792893
Want to wrestle?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.792920 del
>>792916
Did you piss too?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.792921 del
>>792920
Someone else pissed my bed.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.792922 del
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>>792918
This is a real woman


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.792923 del
>>792921
If someone else pissed in your bed then how do you know that is your shit too?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.792924 del


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>>792885
Better


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.792926 del
>>792922
She leaked her premium content all down her leg.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.792927 del
>>792923
Some was hidden inside my arsehole.
Pretty good poo hider to do that.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:23 [Preview] No.792928 del
>>792924
Her and olive used to be models for kelvinator once.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:23 [Preview] No.792929 del
>>792893
>I would just hug and laugh.
Teenage you would have been trying to hide your stiffy.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:24 [Preview] No.792930 del
>>792929
Adult Shibs doesn't even try to hide it.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.792931 del
>>792930
He swings it proudly in front of him.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.792932 del
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Trad qt vs OF whore.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.792933 del
>>792931
Like a kitten with a doorstopper.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.792934 del
>>792931
Prime Hungarian sausage.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.792935 del
>>792933
Like a Cossack's whip only thicker


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.792936 del
>>792935
Like szalonna but fatter.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.792937 del
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fuckin' woe'd today neets


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.792939 del
Day of the Elon Musk Robots


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.792940 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.792941 del
>>792938
>The incident left the victim with an “open wound” on his left hand.
>According to Tesla, the engineer’s wounds required “zero” days off from work for recovery.
Americans love their work.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:36 [Preview] No.792942 del
Back from the supermarket and the bank and the newsagent and the Salvos shop


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:37 [Preview] No.792943 del
>>792941
Wish Elon was my HR dude.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.792944 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.792945 del
>>792942
Busy neet.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.792946 del
>>792942
What did you get from the salvos?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.792947 del
>>792946
Somebody thought it was going to be warm and didn't pay any long sleeve tops for her 3 week stay. The normal stores have all of their summer clothing out and none of their winter clothing. Fortunately she was able to get two never worn tops from the Salvos.
I got a Chevrolet tin sign.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.792948 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.792949 del
>>792947
>didn't pay
pack*


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.792950 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.792951 del
>>792947
I don't think I've ever been in my local salvos there is usually a crowd of boongs hanging out the front.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.792952 del
>>792944
DELETE DELETE DELETE


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.792953 del
Teen love is very overrated by incels. You're not missing much.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.792954 del
>>792953
Still would have been nice to try


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.792955 del
>>792954
Neets that get gfs tend to vanish. Cheesecake and now maybe Davo have left.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.792956 del
>>792955
Davo hasn’t left, he’s just hiding after a sexual emergency on Christmas Day caused him to bugger the turkey FRM had been up half the night cooking.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:14 [Preview] No.792957 del
Taking a dump. The seepage was starting to make the 3XL Tradie ‘Big Fella’ trunks stick to my chocolate starfish.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.792958 del
>>792957
I don't believe you I think you're not doing a poo at all.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.792959 del
>>792957
>3XL
Nuro?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:19 [Preview] No.792960 del
>>792956
we've all been there
>>792955
and shitey


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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.792962 del
>>792955
We should only allow gay neets to post here to stop this.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.792963 del
>>792958
You’re just trying to get me to post my poo


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.792964 del
Going to make some spaghetti.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.792965 del
>>792964
Palms are sweaty


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.792966 del
Cum on his trackies already
weber is sexy


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.792967 del
>>792966
I'm not going to be able to do a wank until January 15.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.792969 del
>>792942
Buy any nudie magazines?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.792970 del
>>792969
Does a Taylor Swift magazine for neicebot count?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.792971 del
>>792969
do those things still exist?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:48 [Preview] No.792972 del
wish I still had dexies, need something to stimulate me


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.792973 del
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>>792950
Sometimes it's better to be alone, especially when you're an alcoholic fuck-up.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.792974 del
The pelican just delivered my parcel.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.792975 del
>>792973
Didn't he say he wasn't going to drink again after the other week when he passed out and the cops came?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.792976 del
>>792972
Stick a finger up your bum.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.792977 del
>>792972
A coat hook will do the job.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.792978 del
>>792976
>>792977
The Prostate Brothers


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.792979 del
>>792964
I'll crack open a tin of Heinz and join ya.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.792980 del
>>792970
>for neicebot

Don't lie, you bought it for yourself.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.792981 del
>>792980
I might have a flick through it, don't get me wrong.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.792982 del
>>792975
He's been 'cutting back' on his drinking for a few years now. Truly an addict in denial.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 03:06 [Preview] No.792984 del
>>792982
You are addicted to watching him.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.792985 del
I hate painting purple, put the whole first coat on and you can barely see that it's there.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.792986 del
ball so hard mfers wanna fine me


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.792987 del
She is bitching that she has been here 3.5 days and I still haven't cleared off a space at the dining room table for her.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 03:57 [Preview] No.792988 del
>>792987
I thought it was her arse that was broken, not her hands.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.792989 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:12 [Preview] No.792990 del
>>792987
You clear that space for her right now or I'm taking away your Good Son award.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.792991 del
I can't believe how bad windows 10 is.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.792992 del
>>792987
Bill would've done so before she arrived.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.792993 del
>>792992
He would have done a bad job of it though.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.792994 del
>>792967
How are the cloggers going?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.792995 del
>>792992
You'll note she didn't want to stay with Sisterbot and Bill...


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:19 [Preview] No.792996 del
>>792994
Good so far.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:20 [Preview] No.792997 del
>>792996
If you learn to constipate yourself just right you can cum as you drop one.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:23 [Preview] No.792998 del
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>>792991
It just werks


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.792999 del
Possum often responds to me with words like malarkey and balderdash


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.793000 del
>>792999
He just tells me to stop looking through his windows.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:30 [Preview] No.793001 del
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Tonight womboflix will be screening some episodes of Blue Eye Samurai. I haven't seen it myself but it looks violent, so make sure your mummybot is ok with you watching it neets. 7pm AEDT.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.793002 del
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>>793001
We should watch this one too


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.793003 del
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>tfw constipated orgasm


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.793004 del
>>793002
I'll add it to the movie list, we won't be voting on any more movies until next year.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.793005 del
>>793004
I posted it as a joke but I just read the wiki and it could well be worth a watch.
It's on the so bad it's good list.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.793006 del
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>>793001
Before Blue Eye Samurai, we will be listening to the first chapter of Bronze Age Mindset, by Bronze Age Pervert, for neets who are curious about that book.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.793007 del
>>793005
We will have to think carefully about this choice.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.793008 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.793009 del
>>793006
How much earlier?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.793010 del
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Pirie Slut contacted me for the first time in a year just to kick me in the balls for fun or something.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.793011 del
2024 is the year of NEET BAP revolution


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.793012 del
>>793010
Send her a smiley face and then block her.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.793013 del
>>793011
Google tells me they are a Korean boy band


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.793014 del
>>793010
Did you send her the dollar?


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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.793017 del
>>793014
That is weird then.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.793018 del


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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.793020 del
>>793009
I'll play the audiobook for 15 minutes before the Blue Eye Samurai, at 6:45 AEDT


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.793021 del
>>793010
How much did you send her?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.793022 del
>>793017
>hopefully soon you will find a lucky lady for yourselfT
This and sending it the day after Christmas was designed to sting.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.793023 del
>>793021
I didn't.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.793024 del
>>793022
Or somebody else sent her the dollar and he got the flak for it unfairly.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.793025 del
>>793020
Thank you.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.793026 del
>>793020
Get Cruisey to do a vocaroo of the audiobook so we can listen to it here.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.793027 del
I have data again. I hope you NEETs had a good Christmas while I was absent.

I read the posts I missed but didn't deem any worth a (you). Don't get salty please I call it how I see it fr fr.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.793028 del
I started watching that blue eye samurai a couple of weeks ago but closed the tab about halfway in. The samurai is a woman.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.793029 del
>>793026
You would have to listen to it at 2x speed before it disappears.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.793030 del
Possum sent me a dollar once.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.793031 del
>>793028
Thanks Trev.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.793032 del
>>793029
Chipmunk Cruisey


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.793033 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.793034 del
I filled the green bin about 80%. It has to go out tonight. I used to put them out in the morning but the bastards came early the other week and I had to nurse a stinky bin for a further week. Had to hold my breath every time I opened it to put something in.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.793035 del
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>>793034
>Had to hold my breath every time I opened it to put something in.
You should have been more prepared.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:40 [Preview] No.793036 del
I think Weber tried to woo that Pirie prostitute with life and financial advice.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.793037 del
>>793035
A skelly could use a suit like that to imitate an Exec.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.793038 del
>>793026
How choofed and gooned do you want him for this?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.793039 del
>>793036
>don't spend this all on meth


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.793040 del
>>793037
By the end of the night it is known if it is an executive.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.793041 del
>>793040
Their cushion will not take much pushin' before the ruse is uncovered.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.793042 del
>>793041
Exactly.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.793043 del
>>793027
Welcome back neet.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.793044 del
>>793043
He ran out of data again.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.793045 del
I ran out of battery a long time ago. I need to be plugged in to recharge.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.793046 del
How do so many people die in storms. If there's three typhoons converging on you, just stay the fuck home and drink tea.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.793047 del
>>793045
>I need to be plugged
You shouldn't say such things around here.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.793048 del
>>793047
I'm not unplugging him.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.793049 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.793050 del
The plug is in. xx


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.793051 del
>>793048
It's easy, just twist and pull.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.793052 del
>>793051
Something might be hiding in there.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.793053 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.793054 del
>>793051
And then stand clear.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.793055 del
made schnitzels for dinner
feeling sad


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.793056 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.793057 del
Second coat of purple paint is much better.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.793058 del
>>793057
Acrylic or enamel?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.793059 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hZTIIpJCuGg [Embed]


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.793060 del
Blue Eye Samurai will be on in 1 hour neets. 15 minutes before that, in 45 minutes, we'll be streaming the first part of the audiobook Bronze Age Mindset for neets who are curious. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>793028
>The samurai is a woman.
So's the lead protagonist in Kill Bill. Didn't make that a bad movie.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.793061 del
>>793058
Acrylic.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.793062 del
>>793027
>fr
I see you went to that other site first.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.793063 del
>>793039
She spent it all on meff


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.793064 del
>>793062
He pretends to love us and then goes around hanging about with cheap floozies.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.793065 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.793066 del
Pretty sure it was just plug is in xx


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.793067 del
>>793064
He thinks we're the floosies


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.793068 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P7SlhdJp5qE [Embed]


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.793069 del
>>793067
We may be cheap but we are not floozies!


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.793070 del
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>tfw word mogged


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.793071 del
I don't want to hear any more about floozies or women in general.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.793072 del
>>793071
*floosies


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.793073 del
>>793072
I don't give a fucking shit


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.793074 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.793075 del
Boozy floozy Cruisey is not choosy.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.793076 del
>>793073
Constipated?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.793077 del
>>793075
I heard he did Suzy


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.793078 del
Wish possum would open the brandy snaps and glazed cherries


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.793079 del
>>793078
>glazed
*glacé


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.793080 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q8g6z3z3gVg [Embed]


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.793081 del
>>793079
Glaćies


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.793082 del
Possum popped my glazed cherry.


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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.793084 del
I don't want to see 2024


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.793085 del
>>793081
Glassyarse


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.793086 del
I mogged him with the word "malaise" once.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.793087 del
>>793083
No mock cream there


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.793088 del
>>793084
Change your calendar to 2022 and then you can do 2023 again.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.793089 del
>>792983
>Polls show that 87 per cent of people in Vietnam have had a pet mysteriously stolen, or know someone whose pet was taken, it added.
>Doanh drowned the doomed cats by holding them down with a stick in a bucket of water, he told Metro.
>“For a while now I have felt a genuine desire to leave the cruel cat meat business and switch to something else as soon as possible. When I think of all the thousands of cats I’ve slaughtered and served up here over the years, it’s upsetting,” Doanh said in the HSI’s official statement.
>“Cat theft is so common in Vietnam that I know many of the cats sold here were someone’s loved family companion, and I feel very sorry about that.

So he stole people's cats and drowned them.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.793091 del
>>793089
He doanh wanna do it anymore


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.793092 del
>>793089
He made Chicken Chow Meo.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.793093 del
I'd eat stolen Vietnamese pussy.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.793094 del
>>793093
You'd eat the crotch out of a low flying scotsman


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.793096 del
>>793089
If he just stops killing all those cats like that there will be a feral cat population explosion.
The ecosystems will get all unbalanced.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.793097 del
>>793093
It would be like this afterwards


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>>793096
See? Gook society is far more advanced than backwards westerners.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.793099 del
>>793097
I've been there. I think it's Marion.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.793100 del
>>793098
They always say we have a feral cat problem here, the gooks like eating cats.
I see an opportunity for a canny NDIS funded business here.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.793101 del
>>793099
I knew it!


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>>793098
And if it wasn't for lizard lady we would be over run by lizards.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.793103 del
>>793100
>I see an opportunity for a canny NDIS funded business here.
The gook tug establishments could cook up meals between clients.


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>Yes son in Australia cats just run wild !
>fuck off dad


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.793105 del
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Another drunken vinyl party
Another blown driver
Luckily I carry spares


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.793106 del
>>793027
You missed out on the magical christmas theme I made for ausneets. I don't expect to be doing it again next year, it was a once in a lifetime experience.


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>>793106
It was very nice thank you.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.793108 del
>>793105
Based.


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>>793105
Would you rather blow a trannie?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.793110 del
>>793106
I saw the photo of NK in a Santa hat.


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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.793113 del
>>793105
Who'd you blow?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.793114 del
I knew a few old wogs that called cats roof rabbits.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.793115 del
>>793113
The driver.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.793116 del
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Ready.


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>>793116
We're still getting ready


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>>793105
Imagine having lyfe kick in your woofer domes.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.793120 del
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Ok neets, we're listening to Bronze Age Mindset, then watching Blue Eye Samurai https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.793121 del
>>793118
Looking good NEET.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.793122 del
>>793102
I like traditional pussy


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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:02 [Preview] No.793124 del
>Another drunken vinyl party

>aka another sad pathetic drunken night ALONE in the business I illegally squat in

Based...


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.793125 del
>>793124
Go stick your head up a dead bear's bum.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.793126 del
Does anyone know a working kiwi farms URL?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.793127 del
>>793126
kiwifarms.hk


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.793128 del
>>793124
He had a very tasty dinner at the salvos before they kicked him out


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.793129 del
>>793089
The community is now better that he's selling only booze and cigarettes.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.793130 del
>>793129
He's practically Dan Murphy now.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.793131 del
>>793130
Dan has planted his seed far and wide.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.793132 del
>>793131
Gook Murphy.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.793133 del
might get a curved monitor for 50 usd tonight (the old one had a giant black stripe)
now all I have left to do is to upgrade my 680 nvidia with a 1070 and I'll be back in the game
can't wait to take some piss ez 4k gigs


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.793134 del
>>793127
That does not load for me.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.793135 del
>>793133
Good luck International Cruisey.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.793136 del
The fruits of dearly departed Ash's labour going to great use, fixing an underling's shitty audio equipment.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.793137 del
>tfw missed out on the heavily-discounted television Boxing Day sales


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.793138 del
>>793133
I've had one for about two years. They are nicer imo but I would make it a pretty low priority.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.793139 del
>>793136
When his boyfriend moves in. I heard the workshop is going to undergo a significant renovation. Starting with the kitchenette.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.793140 del
>>793133
sounds like a good deal.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.793141 del
>>793128
Heard he tried frying his own shit for dessert.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.793142 del
>>793141
Did his bff too?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.793143 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.793144 del
>>793143
Fug that


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.793145 del
>>793143
That's a lot of arse


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.793146 del
Can't stop burping.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.793147 del
"Thank God he's gone for another year"

- Nuro's 'mom and pop'


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.793148 del
>>793146
Goodbye.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.793149 del
>>793147
They don't approve of his lifestyle with his bff.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.793150 del
>>793146
Block your nose and hold your breath and drink some goon.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.793151 del
stop watching cartoons and start banning the fucking idiots on here


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.793152 del
>>793143
Where's all the pajeets and chinks?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.793153 del
>>793147
I think it is just his father. His mother hasn't spoken to him in years (this is why he goes on about some imagined neet being fatherless).
He gets taken out for his birthday and allowed to be there for christmas. That seems to be the extent of it which is sad but it makes sense considering what he is like.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.793154 del
>>793152
Pondi.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.793155 del
>>793151
To summon Monk you need to shake a goonbag at a crossroads at midnight.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.793156 del
>>793155
🍷🕛🍷


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.793157 del
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Full Moon tonight neets.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.793158 del
>>793157
👆♥️


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.793159 del
>>793153
The token Christmas presents he got are rather telling.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.793160 del
rape


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.793161 del
gape


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.793162 del
nape


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.793163 del
cape


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.793164 del
Hungry again.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.793166 del
>>793138
the old one doesn't work anymore
a decent flat monitor costs 30 usd, so we're not talking about too much of a budget waste
>I would make it a pretty low priority
same


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.793167 del
>>793157
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o1_SaT_q93Q [Embed]


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.793168 del
I enjoyed that gookery a lot more than I expected to.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.793169 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.793170 del
The whore scene made me excited.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.793171 del
>>793170
Trust the whore plan.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.793172 del
If I've got it right the whole thing is about killing the guys who bullied her?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.793173 del
>>793165
By that they mean that they only found 124kg.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.793174 del
>>793172
During Japan's Edo period (17th century), half-white half-Japanese swordsmaster Mizu quests for vengeance against four white men who illegally remain in Japan during the closing of its borders by the Tokugawa shogunate, one of whom is her father.[3]


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.793175 del
>>793174
I bet her dad is the guy from Shogun.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.793176 del
>>793172
I think it's about girlbosses defeating the patriarchy and colonialism. It's a classic, could be a prequel to the anne frank movie.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.793177 del
>>793173
Exactly imagine the unclaimed amounts.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.793178 del
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>>793177
Can I claim some?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.793179 del
>>793174
Unironically happa daddy issues


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.793180 del
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So Blue Eye Samurai turned out to be pretty good, perhaps even worthy of its 8.8/10 imdb rating. We'll be watching more tomorrow night, same time.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.793181 del
>>793168
>>793169
That's because gooks didn't make it, the cheese eating surrender monkeys did. If it was anime it would've been lame.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.793182 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.793183 del
>>793177
They try everything, limpet mounts below the water line, radio beacons on buoys, pressure set depth sensors, floatsam, light amphibious air wing.
I wouldn't be surprised if they tried an amphibious skyhook with light air.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.793184 del
I am watching Hunter x Hunter. Some of it is good.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.793185 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.793186 del
big rape


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.793187 del
>His family is Jewish, and his mother is Israeli.[1]
Goddamn it.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.793188 del
>>793187
Literally me.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.793189 del
>>793187
Possum?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.793190 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.793191 del
>>793184
New one or the older one?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.793192 del
>>793176
it's not good because of the girlboss, it's good in spite of her, she's a handicap, like weights on the wrists and ankles


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.793193 del
>>793190
SHE WILL HAVE BABBY NO!!!


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.793194 del
>>793192
She paid for the mong guy to bang the whores that was nice of her


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.793195 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.793196 del
>>793188
Your dad is a boong though.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.793197 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.793198 del
>>793195
Monk in 2024 on the left.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.793199 del
I've seen guys like monk with hot metal head gfs. They dig the ragged and unhinged element as well as the sedentary and predictable nature of a neet


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.793200 del
>>793198
Monk will get cross


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.793201 del
>>793196
There are probably Jewish boongs.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.793202 del
BIBLICAL BUMRASH


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.793203 del
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>>793198
2024 is gonna be my year. Complete spiritual revolution. My mind is ready.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.793204 del
>>793203
You can start by moderating the board.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.793205 del
>>793191
2011. I didn't know there was a new one.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.793206 del
>>793199
>I've seen guys like monk with hot metal head gfs.
What is a guy like monk? 🤔


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.793207 del
>>793201
I think I saw a thing about muslim boongs once


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.793208 del
>>793204
He's moved past that phase.
New Monk, New Year.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.793209 del
edinburgh military tattoo can suck my shit pipe


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.793210 del
>>793203
Based.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.793211 del
I think imissfather took away my post deleting privs, by the way.
He can obviously ban and delete too but we seem to have different motives.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.793212 del
>>793211
You did accidently ban Weber


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.793213 del
>>793212
That was no accident.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.793214 del
>>793151
The dickrider is perhaps the saddest individual here, and that's saying a lot.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.793215 del
>>793211
>seem to have different motives
He's beyond you. Especially in 2024.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.793216 del
>>793212
I know, my vol abilities seem to have changed sometime after the xmas css was applied.
I'm not complaining though.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.793217 del
>>793213
It's all 5 dimensinal chess round here I can't keep up


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.793219 del
>>793153
Almost feel sorry for him, but then I remember the years of trolling he's subjected this board to. Fuck him.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.793220 del
We have a mysterious unseen BO moving in mysterious unseen ways.
I say we sacrifice the two (2) smallest NEETs to him to appease his wrath and ask for a good harvest.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.793221 del
>>793214
I can't tell if he hates or loves nuro.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.793222 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.793223 del
>>793220
>we sacrifice the two (2) smallest NEETs
The execs have already eaten them.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.793224 del
>>793119
For some reason that made me want to rewatch Armageddon.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.793225 del
Our BO what art in Heaven
Hallowed be thy arse
We ask of you
Please ban the mongs
And do it fuckin' fast


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.793226 del
>>793223
We shall have to offer the smallest exec then


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.793227 del
norway's drill team is stupider than the swiss and trinidad and tobago and that's saying something


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.793228 del
>>793221
Based.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.793229 del
How does one emigrate to Australia?
Arrives as a tourist, then picks up a landowner grille with well developed bush, and hides there from the authorities for a decade, while said grille feeds him? And has to misled the boong Trackers with splashes of gasoline?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.793230 del
>>793229
Just fly in and say you want political asylum. They'll give you a house ahead of people who have been on a waiting list for 40 years, $20,000 to furnish said house, and a job if you want one instead of benefits.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.793231 del
There is a shit thread in the catalogue


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.793232 del
>>793205
The original animated version started in 1999 (or whenever). But the 2011 one goes further into the story as more of it was written by that point. The older animation is darker but less refined in its animation. I think both should be seen if you like the new one for the similarities.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.793233 del
>>793230
You'll also get all the dental work you might require for free, even though white Australians have been waiting for a dental appointment for 15 years (and then can't afford the repair work).


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.793234 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2GZbaXdK8Js [Embed]


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.793235 del
I tried to arrest Possum for his crimes once but he claimed diplomatic immunity.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.793236 del
>>793235
You'll never stop him.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.793237 del
>>793157
One day I'll finish that stupid game, trust and believe.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.793238 del
>>793203
15 minutes of BAP will do this to a man


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.793239 del
>>793174
>[3]

Well copy and pasted from Wikipedia


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.793240 del
>>793224
Hey shibs, Blue Eye Samurai turned out to be excellent and we're watching more tomorrow. If you want to watch I can replay the first episode before the second one tomorrow. episode tomorrow an hour early


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.793241 del
>>793239
He was signing his post he is NEET>[3]


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.793242 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.793243 del
>>793230
>>793233
Lemme pack my shit, I'm leaving. Right. Now.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.793244 del
Perhaps I could get a job in Australia as Minister of Immigration.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.793245 del
>>793241
I knew it!


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.793246 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.793247 del
>>793244
You're overqualified, you can type


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.793248 del
>>793241
I'm standing outside your house.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.793249 del
>>793244
You could work for Cruisey for UMM PTY LTD.
Can you heard mongs?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:15 [Preview] No.793250 del
>>793249
I heard the mongs once.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.793251 del
>>793248
Aha! Now we must kung-fu fight!


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.793252 del
>>793250
Can he whip them?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.793253 del
>>793252
He can whip em real good.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.793254 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M4b-PHPuwiM [Embed]


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.793255 del
>>793211
>privs
?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.793256 del
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>>793249
I've heard about mongs from you fellas.

>>793252
I could take a bullwhip. If they let me in with it. These were used as weapons as well back in the day.
https://www.hungarikum.hu/en/content/karik%C3%A1s-ostor-%E2%80%9Dbullwhip%E2%80%9D


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.793257 del
>>793221
Probably hates himself more than anything.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.793258 del
>>793256
>If they let me in with it.
Just declare it on entry. They're not proscribed weapons. Our faggy twat Prime Ministers have given them as gifts to foreign leaders over the years.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.793259 del
>>793256
@Cruisey
I found you your next employee of the month.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.793260 del
>>793225
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.793261 del
>>793260
J U S T


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.793262 del
>>793231
I went there and saw Weber nekkid


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.793263 del
>>793241
3 of 4?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.793264 del
>>793263
There's me, you, the NEET I don't like and that NEET I'm not sure about.
t. NEET>(2)


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.793265 del
>>793244
Your English is very good tonight, as if you were someone pretending to be Shibz.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.793266 del
>>793251
My intention was to rape you but fighting can make for some HOT! foreplay.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.793267 del
>>793266
Ha, I give my consent now you cannot rape me


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.793268 del
>>793259
I'll sign him up and ask the other workers to let him think it.
A cowboy hat and a sheriffs star to go with the whip.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.793269 del
>>793265
Maybe he is sober despite being Hungarian?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.793270 del
Would anyone be interested in voice chatting? I assume there is some anon web based way to do it


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.793271 del
>>793270
Someone will start wanking


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.793272 del
I'm already wanking in anticipation.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.793273 del
>>793264
I think there's more employed people that post here than actual NEETs.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.793274 del
>>793273
Rule 1.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.793275 del
>>793271
I'm in.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.793276 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.793277 del
>>793270
we generally send each other lewd vocaroos


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.793278 del
The problem with communicating with ANYONE on the internet is it's always some guy wanking
Every time


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.793279 del
I was wanking while I typed that
And this


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.793280 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.793281 del
>>793265
>Your English is very good tonight,
I don't think the quality of my English fluctuates much.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.793282 del
>>793281
Mine does and I'm a native speaker.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.793283 del
>>793278
Usually when they wank on the DNS server


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.793284 del
Now that webby can't wank we might need to do a black ops mission to wank him off in the night.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.793285 del
>>793282
That's the goon


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.793286 del
>>793282
There is no shame in being a boong.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.793287 del
>>793284
could we just hire some gooks to go in and tug him off?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.793288 del
Dog damn it I'm getting the axe out again these bad home niggers keep walking in here like its a barn and mooing at me like they want a milking. I'm going to duct tape plastic drop sheets all over my hall and turn my flat onto an abbetoir.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.793289 del
>>793287
Gooks are unreliable. We will need to conscript and train some neets for the operation.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.793290 del
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Finished the monitors. Now onto fault tracing the bass management


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.793291 del
I think Webers a good bloke and all but I'm not wanking him off sorry Webby.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.793292 del
Do you know that the reason customer support puts you through a voice prompt is to screen out the people who just wank at the customer support reps


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.793293 del
>>793288
Go full Dexter on them.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.793294 del
>>793291
what about a nice session of prostrate stimulation? You wouldn't deny a best friend that, surely


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.793295 del
Raise both hands neets, we'll soon find the wanker


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.793296 del
>>793292
Apparently rape hotlines get a lot of wankers calling
They train them to spot them


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.793297 del
>>793293
Well they don't fucking knock


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.793298 del
>>793288
Just lock the door bro.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.793299 del
I need Nataly Dawn to be my wife.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.793300 del
lemons


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.793301 del
>>793296
The work from home enviroment have rise to a spate of wank related incidents. I had to put a sign up in the cold room reminding wagies that the door didn't lock and that they should find somewhere else to wank


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.793302 del
>>793290
>the bass management
Overfishing has been a big problem.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.793303 del
>>793302
Monitoring it should help trace the faults.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.793304 del
>>793299
Sounded like a porn whore name, I was pleasantly proven wrong. She's a rather pretty lady.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.793305 del
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The thing about ya fuckin bass roit, ya gotta manage the cunt wiv a hook in 'is face right or he's gonna fault ya roit up


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.793306 del
>>793304
Something about her face makes her more attractive than she actually is if that makes sense.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.793307 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AUCRA3k7w2Q [Embed]


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.793308 del
Might watch the first two seasons of The Man in the High Castle again.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.793309 del
>>793298
If we're honest here the hallway abetoir is really where I want them.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.793310 del
>>793299
She looks a lot like that man, you know the one.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.793311 del
>>793308
I've seen them twice but have never managed to make it into the fourth season. It gets really bad there. The third is okayish.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.793312 del
>>793310
Who?
She looks kind of like maggie gyllenhaal except attractive.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.793313 del
>>793311
Yeah third was watchable but not good, you are smart to not watch the fourth.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.793314 del
A boy named Sue.
A girl named Ryan.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.793315 del
Having a red top. We stopped talking about coopers all of a sudden.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.793316 del
>>793315
They ended their NEET brand ambassador program.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.793317 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.793318 del
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Just matched with this girl on tinder but I dunno there's just something isn't right


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.793319 del
>>793318
hmmmmm


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.793320 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.793321 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.793323 del
𓆏


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.793324 del
It's going to be a rough night.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.793325 del
Clench and waddle.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.793326 del
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Wew.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.793327 del
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Be blessed NEET Bros!


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.793328 del
>>793327
Thanks neet.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.793329 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.793330 del
Back on the Luke Bryan.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.793331 del
>1 of 88

Kek


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.793332 del
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.793333 del
I can't stop drinking.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.793334 del
I might use foul language in front of weber's motherbat.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.793335 del
>>793305
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TyX7PP98hWQ [Embed]


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.793336 del
>>793333
Iktf
Sober now, goon seshs only get me boong'd for an hour or so


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.793337 del
"Excessive volume"


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.793338 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.793339 del
>>793336
I'll never understand how some of you find it appropriate or good to drink and then sober up. It's worse than a considerable tax. The lowering of BAC is like having the life force sucked out of you.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.793340 del
>>793339
I can't drink quick enough.
I also have a choof each drink, drinking is just a formality.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.793341 del
>>793340
Yeah, you're a choofhead. Not committed to the goon. Goon-adjacent.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.793342 del
>>793341
Having a single stando now after 6 cones and coughing my ringer up.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.793343 del
>>793338
She's too old for you now.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.793344 del
Even a solid 20 standos only makes me feel normal these days.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.793345 del
Feeling sober again.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.793346 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.793347 del
>>793323
It was my dude.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.793348 del
>>793268
Lucky NEET.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.793349 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 19:15 [Preview] No.793350 del
>>793349
Mornin' squire


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 19:16 [Preview] No.793351 del
morning neetbros, slept well, ready for a successful day


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.793352 del
>>793334
You better not.

>>793333
It's okay, Wizzy.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 19:39 [Preview] No.793353 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 19:58 [Preview] No.793354 del
>>793353
G'morn


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 19:59 [Preview] No.793355 del
>>793354
mording back at you


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:00 [Preview] No.793356 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.793357 del
>>793324
Hope you survived the night neet.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.793358 del
>>793333
Nice one wizzy.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.793359 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.793360 del
>>793333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.793361 del
Bad dreams, woe


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:36 [Preview] No.793362 del
>>793338
>>793343
Game day tomorrow.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.793363 del
Put the bin out (no thanks to binNEET).
Did some recycling.
Planned dinner (spaghetts and meatballs and garlic bread).


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:41 [Preview] No.793364 del
>>793363
>(no thanks to binNEET).
The Tennis countdown timer Monk was going to create could have been used for this purpose.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:50 [Preview] No.793365 del
>>793363
They picked mine up a day late this week.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.793366 del
>>793365
I thought that was the case, but I checked the NAWMA calendar and it says today.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.793367 del
>>793363
You can lift up the stormwater grates in the street and dump your rubbish in there.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.793368 del
>>793367
Smart.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.793369 del
>>793367
Thank you. The recycling bin is full and I have another week to wait for that one to be emptied.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.793370 del
At night I go out onto the street and empty the recycling and rubbish bins and put the rubbish in the recycling and the recycling in the rubbish.
Get to learn a lot out their personal lives too.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.793371 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.793372 del
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Need to lose weight


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:12 [Preview] No.793373 del
>>793370
>Get to learn a lot out their personal lives too.
What's the best thing you have learned?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.793374 del
Good morning NEETs. I put the bins out. Filled the empty space in the green one with some impromptu front yard weeding on my way to the kerb.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:17 [Preview] No.793375 del
>>793374
Well done.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.793376 del
>>793374
mording


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:31 [Preview] No.793377 del
>>793373
Discarded mail that people don't bother shredding and uber eats receipts, I catalog who lives in which house and where they work along with their appetites.
From there you can sometimes get photos of the inside of their houses through old real estate listings.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.793378 del
If I find a half decent pair of discarded women's underwear I'll sell it online.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.793379 del
>>793378
Lies you keep them.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:45 [Preview] No.793380 del
>>793379
For a little while


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.793381 del
feeling sad


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.793382 del
>>793379
Certified pre-loved NK underwear costs more.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 21:57 [Preview] No.793383 del
hi, can I join and hang out with you?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.793384 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.793385 del
another day for you and me in paradise


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.793386 del
Just think about it


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.793387 del
Thought about it.
Yeah, nah, cunt.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.793388 del
Shit myself in my sleep again.
Third day in a row.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.793389 del
>>793366
Looking forward to updates


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.793390 del
Feel like I have something to do today but I have forgotten it.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.793391 del
>>793388
It's a sign of progress. As neets get older, they grow more comfortable with their own bodies and bodily functions.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.793392 del
>>793391
I always poo when I am out for a walk now and let it just drop out of my pants as nature intended.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.793393 del
8 inches


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.793394 del
>>793388
Diet and lifestyle changes required.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.793395 del
>>793393
You are not.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.793396 del
>>793393
Doing well NEET bit more practice and you'll be able to take the full 12.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.793397 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.793398 del
Only about half the neighbours have their bins out. Have I made the wrong decision?
I am feeling unsettled. I can't stand the thought of being exposed to the neighbours as not fully in control of my bin game.
The old fella next door has not put his out. He is usually on top of this sort of thing. It feels wrong to have put myself out of sync with him.
It is too late to bring them back in (the shame). They will have to stay out overnight if they aren't collected today.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.793399 del
>>793384
'Tism.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.793400 del


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.793401 del
>>793398
Put the neighbours bin out and you will feel better.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.793402 del
I am too fat to be doing exercise. Dripping with sweat. 💦💦💦

I might have to start showering after each session. What a pain.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.793403 del
>>793390
Short term memory loss, not good.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.793404 del
>>793398
Do what this neet said.
>>793401


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.793405 del
>>793402
I try to shower after or shortly after exercising. It is a good practice to stay clean as it also helps reduce the smell.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.793406 del
>>793403
It might be something I planned a long time ago.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.793407 del
>>793405
It's bait the only exercise he does is moving the fry pan around.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.793408 del
We will need a new thread soon please NEETs.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.793409 del
>>793406
Oh oh, that's even worse, long term memory loss.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.793410 del
>>793409
Oh no maybe I will start coming here and making the same posts every day next!
Woe


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.793411 del
Might go put some sausage rolls in the Mike Lando.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.793412 del
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>>793408
I taking the car the choppa smells like pee and needs a wash


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.793413 del
>>793398
That old fella is probably making snide comments about it and peering out his window.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.793414 del
Nuro slept in a big puddle of piss last night.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.793415 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.793416 del
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SO NEETS MAYBE WE SHOULD GET TO THE CHOPPAH SOON? WHAT DO YOU THINK?


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.793417 del
>>793413
>lazy bloody NEET next door doesn't even know when bin day is bloody youth of today don't know their arse from their elbow why I oughta


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.793418 del
TO CHOPPAH OR NOT TO CHOPPAH? , THAT IS THE QUESTION


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No.793419 del
Run.


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.793420 del
You better run


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.793421 del
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NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.793422 del
Fin


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:56 [Preview] No.793423 del
ger


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.793424 del
My


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.793427 del
BUMRASH


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.793428 del
VIGOROUSLY


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.793429 del
10 posts to go you turbo mong


NEET 12/27/2023 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.793431 del
>>793429
Less vpn switching more reading comprehension


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.793433 del
Boong lives matter.


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.793436 del
Boong arse splatter


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.793437 del
BUM RASH


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.793438 del
>>793383
Fuck off weeb!


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.793439 del
boom rhesh


NEET 12/28/2023 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.793440 del
MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN

NEW:
>>793425
>>793425
>>793425
>>793425
Edited last time by imissfather on 12/29/2023 (Fri) 06:44.



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