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NEET General #855 - Not Doable Edition NEET 06/28/2024 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No. 869115
Do you feel that the wagon is not viable? Do you feel that wagoners are somehow breaking the laws of reality?
Well jump on in here NEET. We have a station wagon full of hesitators, prevaricators and degenerators. We're gonna go down mcdolans and Dans while watching YT and vaping on oxys and mondstars.


NEET 06/28/2024 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.869116 del
Coffee beans best beans


NEET 06/28/2024 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.869117 del
Why?
Just Why?


NEET 06/28/2024 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.869118 del
might get back to reality


NEET 06/28/2024 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.869119 del
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>>869115
Not gonna get off the 88 wagon. Thats not doable


NEET 06/28/2024 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.869122 del
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NEET 06/28/2024 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.869123 del
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good moofie. Getting into it, it's comfy for Jap Kino.


NEET 06/28/2024 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.869124 del
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>>869115
Smoke 'em if you got 'em neets.


NEET 06/28/2024 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.869125 del


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 00:01 [Preview] No.869150 del
>>869113
I picked up a pepper pie and a scone on the way through. Pies are now $7.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.869151 del
I not have high hopes for this thread.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.869152 del
>>869151
have a sook


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.869153 del
I not have high hopes for this post.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.869154 del
>>869150
it's fucking outragerous, some potato and cheese bread and a cinnamon roll cost me $16 this morning, bakeries are kill, not going back ever, can't afford takeaways anymore


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.869155 del
>>869154
It's sad that basic baked goods like that are reaching parity with a 4 pack of premix booze.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.869156 del
>>869150
You will learn to like it.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.869158 del
>>869157
OOGA BOOGA


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.869159 del


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.869160 del
>>869157
Whales make normies excited for their fifteen minute attention span and maybe a forty second clip and then its back to lifestyle servicing and social consooming, really.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.869161 del
having glass of blood


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.869162 del
Took a pic of the laucke mill in greenoch, but last thread died so lost it


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.869163 del
>>869162
post it in this thread you boong


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.869164 del
>>869161
A healthy choice.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.869165 del
I put my portable oscilloscope on charge. Might mog Nuro a little later.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.869166 del
Why am I possum.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.869167 del
>>869166
Deep down, we're all a little Possum.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.869168 del
>>869161
One please.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:25 [Preview] No.869169 del
Lookin aforward to that other NEET's excursion photos.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.869170 del
>>869163
I took the pic in the browser, not on the camera.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.869171 del
>>869170
are you a bit touched in the head?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.869172 del
I can't believe some of you sometimes.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.869173 del
oh dey not gonna like
dey not gonna like it none!


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.869174 del
>>869167
>a little Possum
I'm going to get a miniature giant space possum as a pet and guide animal. They have the sweetest nature.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.869175 del
>>869174
lol I made this picture like 7 years ago


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.869176 del
>>869174
I had to laugh the other Sunday night/Monday morning. The resident possum ran across the carport and jumped into the (completely full) skip bin with a bang. Would have hurt.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.869177 del
>>869161
emo classy


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.869178 del
bending this mobo pin. its amazing how the chinks solder these boards together, they must be tiny like little fairys


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.869179 del


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.869180 del
>>869178
>its amazing how the chinks solder these boards together
There was an old tech ad with the japs about this subject, but Google is pozz and I cannot find it.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.869181 del
>>869180
it says made in taipei which is in taiwanaland


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.869182 del
>>869181
>taiwan
Rightful communist clay. Do you think the chinks will try and take back taiwan while there's a dementia patient in the white house?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.869183 del
No-doze bros, woolies has no-doze pills at half price, get a whole drawer full


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.869184 del
>>869165
i dont think mine can even do 10mhz, but then again yours didnt cost $66


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.869185 del
>>869182
they cant fiscally afford a war but the detente is exploitable for mainland nationalism, which props up the CCP.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.869186 del
>>869184
It claims 10Ms/S (10 mega samples per second), which is notionally 10Mhz, but then claims an analogue bandwidth of 500kHz, which would be the maximum frequency of an input source. It was about $100 on Amazon. Can also do some other shit like signal generation and component identification.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.869187 del
>>869182
They should. And they should broadcast the execution of the current Taiwong parliament.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.869188 del
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look at these bad asses. this is eight years living in the bush no resupply.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.869189 del
>>869188
their clothes would have fallen apart in that time


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.869190 del
>>869189
they were raiding the locals and patched them.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.869191 del
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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.869193 del
Alien Resurrection (1997) will be on womboflix tonight at 7pm. Two hundred years after the events of Alien 3, military scientists on the space vessel USM Auriga create a clone of Ellen Ripley, designated Ripley 8, using DNA from blood samples taken before her death.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Ct-eZrfIkE [Embed]

For any neets with slow internet who want to download the movie so they can watch it locally with us, the link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Alien.Resurrection.Directors.Cut.1997.1080p.BRrip.x264.GAZ.YIFY.mp4


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.869194 del
ripley wanked me off once


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.869195 del
Got a boop after i fussed about with the CPU pins and a monocle. I pulled out three ram cards tho.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.869196 del
>>869188
These guys are /K/ as fuk, way more based than Dolph Lungren in Universal Solder


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.869197 del
>>869196
they were a bunch of murdering retards


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.869198 del
>>869196
The funny little island people fear the samurai. The japanese are asia's rightful rulers, we should've let them conquer china, they'd have put a stop to communism.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.869199 del
these are the 'people' he is glorifying


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.869200 del
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>/k/ as fuk


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.869201 del
>>869199
is that a real picture?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.869202 del
>>869201
yes and there are worse out there


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.869203 del
>>869201
no its been debunked


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.869204 del
>>869171
I take pictures only for you. They are not saved because they're not for me.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.869205 del
>>869202
>>869203
I wouldn't be surprised if this were the same neet.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.869206 del
>>869182
Theyre the yank lapdogs, not the commies.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.869207 del
>>869188
But can resupply razors.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.869208 del
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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.869209 del
>>869198
When the poms got there, they were all vegan homosexual street shitters.
Anything of value in Japan was adopted from the west


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.869210 del
>>869209
musashi would've cut your head off and shit down your neck


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.869211 del
>>869210
Sounds messy.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.869214 del
gone bed


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.869216 del
>>869193
Thanks Gazza!


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.869217 del
Goyslop cravings tfw<


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.869218 del
>>869217
Gonna be getting the kfc 20 for 20 in a moment


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.869219 del
>>869214
Goodnight.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.869220 del
>>869218
>>869217
Can you get me one too


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.869221 del
I want two sauces, supercharged and sweet and sour.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.869222 del
>>869220
Alright, but if any of the other neets want some you'll have to share from your box, not mine.


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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.869224 del
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Pizzas for later
XL Loaded Supreme, I then added extra cheese, capsicum and tomatoes. I have kept the cheese and capsicums frozen just for this purpose.
XL Loaded Pepperoni which I got with extra pepperoni, then I added extra bbq sauce and cheese
All the extra cheese should melt properly when I reheat it. I do have some mushrooms in the fridge so I might add a few of them to the supreme as well.
All up with 1.25l pepsi and a garlic bred 46 delivered, will be enough feed to keep me going an easy 3 days.


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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.869226 del
>>869224
Based.


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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.869228 del
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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.869229 del
Severely woed.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.869230 del
>>869224
Very nice.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.869231 del
>>869228
Probably immigrants.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.869232 del
>>869229
What is going on NEET?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.869233 del
>>869228
Mongs, Sydney has been about 7 overnight for the last week


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.869234 del
>>869233
I can imagine units having some type of insulation but some probably get little natural sunlight during the day. Probably this >>869231 as it happens each year.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.869235 del
>>869224
>will be enough feed to keep me going an easy 3 days
6 hours would be the appropriate amount of time to consume the lot. Do any other executives think they could do it faster?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.869236 del
14 pidser neet could've done both pidsers in 20 minutes flat, I am sure. God I miss him. The fool.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.869237 del
>>869236
He died doing what he loved.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.869238 del
>>869224
Well done


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.869239 del
>>869232
Nothing in particular. Through some social media stalking, I found that the girl from last year was attending a such and such event. I intended to walk past and accidentally bump into her or something, largely because I am desperate to see her. I felt pretty silly about it once I was there and just walked off. I'm glad I didn't text her. I am a bit worried at times I'll have some gay breakdown to her over the phone.
I had a brief chat with a weeb girl on the train (she is front of me right now) but I can't be fucked pushing it anywhere. My problem isn't tfw no gf but more a lack of purpose. I am still all cut up about her though. I keep checking her instagram for the pictures of her art. It fucking pains me to think about her. Even the way she carried books, clutched against her chest with her arms crossed, was so sweet. I wish I had a wife and some worthwhile work to do like how men had in the past. Six months have gone by for this year and I haven't even really tried to get a gf. I need to make a big effort soon and hope that the feelings go away. The problem of a lack of purpose will still remain of course but at least it will be more manageable.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.869240 del
>>869239
>social media stalking
Never a good idea NEET. Exercise some self control there. Delete the bookmarks.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.869242 del
Honey on crumpets, lollies, ice cream, chips and sars.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.869243 del
>>869224
Mmmmm. Feed.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.869244 del
>>869235
I think I could do it in 45min.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.869245 del
>>869241
Cool boong


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.869246 del
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>>869244
At the neet compound we will have competitive eating contests every weekend. Only the biggest shall triumph.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.869247 del
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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAWEEEEHHAHAHA

Weather cloudy but otherwise nice. Surprisingly warm here at the moment. Was expecting shiddy rain so I am grateful. Hitting the champas good lord have I earn it this time.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.869248 del
>>869247
Based.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.869249 del
>>869242
A Happy Meal


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.869250 del
>>869247
Based.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.869251 del
>>869249
Still hungry.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.869252 del
>>869247
Based.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.869253 del
>>869251
have a pidser


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.869254 del
>>869247
See any whales?


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>>869254
they are often reclusive


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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.869257 del
>>869248
>>869250
>>869252
BASADO!

>>869253
garn fancy Italian place tonight and getting a family size

>>869254
Only one gigantic mum with a forced tranny son :/


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.869258 del
>prevaricator
>One who prevaricates.
Now I understand everything.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.869259 del
>>869256
It's our site. We are everywhere.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.869260 del
>>869256
It's called real time postan.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.869261 del
>>869256
You have "enable realtime" box down the bottom ticked.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.869262 del
>>869261
That option is cursed. Sometime the machine elves talk there.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.869263 del
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Oh those are tzhe elves. okay.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.869264 del
>>869257
What if there's a group of punk teens out front? Best think of alternative meal options before going.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.869265 del
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>tfw no machine elf gf


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.869266 del
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>>869263
Does that take into account that one exec is equal to about 30 skellie neets?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.869267 del
>>869266
I dunno, never met the elves.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.869268 del
The bikie boys want round two with Nuro.


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>>869266
I think 600lbs is about the practical limit on an executive's size if he's still able to walk, that's only about 4 normal men.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.869270 del
>>869264
I think you confused me not wanting to wait for 5 orders and banter in front off me for being intimidated by rat like creatures with bad facial hair and pimply skin.


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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.869274 del
might have fried my HDD's


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.869275 del
>>869273
So yeah cope as usual ?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.869276 del
Monk?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.869278 del
PC is running like shit again.


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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.869280 del
>>869276
Mission Impossible.
Distraction, extraction, chase scene.
Nice.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.869281 del
Does anyone have that 19 year olds manifesto?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.869282 del
>>869276
Do you think that thing would be easy to sell for near its value?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.869283 del
>>869281
Go away Pete


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.869284 del
>>869281
Here.

>>869282
It might be pre-ordered.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.869285 del
>>869276
the pigs can track this villain thru his scooter hire.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.869286 del
>>869285
It's an red herring. He already passed on the bottle.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.869287 del
had chevapcici and salad and pita bread for dindins


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.869288 del
>>869287
Tomato sauce?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.869289 del
>>869288
extra garlic aiolioieee


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.869290 del
Alien Erection on in an hour


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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.869293 del
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Alien Resurrection (1997) will be on womboflix tonight neets. Aliens (1986) is projectionist neets favourite movie of all time, and I used to spend a huge amount of time playing the AVP games in the 2000s, but I've never seen Alien Resurrection. With Joss Whedon as scriptwriter, I'm at least hoping there will be some funny moments. 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>869290
Thanks neet


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.869294 del
what time is Aliens on?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.869295 del
>>869291
fuck off paedo


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.869296 del
>>869284
>Here.
Well bantered.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.869297 del
Coles send me a tin of botulism. Anaerobic as fuck, very bad tin. Did not consume


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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.869299 del
>>869297
It'll be fine.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.869300 del
>>869298
Based.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.869301 del
>>869297
tomatoes?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.869302 del
>>869298
Based.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.869303 del
>>869297
Nice hiss?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.869305 del
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Ready.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.869306 del
Cow's having a cooked breakfast tomorrow


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.869307 del
>>869306
Chops, bacon eggs?


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>>869298
Fuck around and find out


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.869309 del
>>869307
We'll find out tomorrow.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.869310 del
>>869308
Based.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.869311 del
Drinking windex is for fucking boongs lol


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.869312 del
>>869308
Nice feed.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.869313 del
>>869311
We're all boongs here.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.869314 del
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Get in here neets, it's movie time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.869315 del
>>869311
Spraying it on glass then licking it off is ok right?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.869316 del


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.869317 del
>>869308
Looks dry


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.869318 del
>>869317
yeah, needs some windex


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.869319 del
A few ice cubes in my windex please.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.869320 del
https://x.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1805206968988045813
what a cuck
>don't pick on the whore who left me


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.869321 del
>>869319
Are you sure you'll be ok to drive.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.869322 del
(306.84 KB 1000x1499 DeviantWhores.jpg)


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.869323 del
>>869321
Yes my windscreen is so clear it is amazing.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.869324 del
(187.81 KB 714x643 1719647005706283.jpg)


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.869325 del
My arse is norwooding


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.869326 del
>>869325
time to start shaving it


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.869327 del
many farts tonight


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.869328 del
>>869327
time to start bottling it


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.869329 del
might go to bed again


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.869330 del
>>869329
I'm having a coffee. I didn't realise how late it was.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.869331 del
>>869329
might say goodnight again


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.869332 del
>>869330
unwise


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.869333 del
>>869287
Yum. Very Balkan.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.869334 del
My buddy who works at Area 51 told me kung fu panda is real and they test medicines on him


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.869335 del
>>869334
We will wait for nuro's confirmation on this matter.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.869336 del
>>869331
you should stay up watching the movie with the boys


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.869337 del
>>869306
Maybe.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.869338 del
>>869313
And we need fucking.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.869339 del
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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.869340 del
>>869337
Didn't you say Sunday >>869048 ?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.869341 del
>>869329
I just rewoke up.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.869342 del


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.869343 del
>>869340
He got eggs this morning.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.869344 del
>>869343
What about his bacon?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.869345 del
Some kino music on teh ABC right now.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.869346 del
>>869344
Rewards are earnt.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.869347 del
>>869343
Eggs on crumpets. Vile.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.869348 del
>>869339
I hope that little oven isn't on.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.869349 del
There's a big poo man outside my house


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.869350 del


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.869351 del
Some QTs in teh string section too!


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.869352 del
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>>869339
I fixed it


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.869353 del
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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.869354 del
>>869350
u don't know!!


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.869355 del
>>869349
That's just what we call a nigger.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.869356 del
>>869355
He paints his skin brown but he looks japanese, he will bang on your door and start shitting against your window.
When you go out to challenge him he starts doing massive huge shits that force you back into your house and you have to hold the door shut against his tidal wave of poo before your house is flooded.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.869357 del
>>869351
Davo thinks I have forgotten he owes us a flute solo vocaroo


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.869358 del
>>869356
What would captain pickard do?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.869359 del
>>869352
That better not be Possum.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.869360 del
>>869339
>>869352
Whats the difference?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.869361 del
>>869360
About 6kg NEET balls


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.869362 del
>>869360
That NEET doesn't like the webp format.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.869363 del
Most NEETs are unqualified to have opinions on image formats.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.869364 del
>>869362
The first one is better, you can really zoom into the crack


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.869365 del
>>869358
Be a faggot and try to negotiate, I usually leave the front and back door open and let it travel through my house into the backyard where it smashes through the fence and into the neighbours house.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.869366 del


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.869367 del
>>869364
There is a lot more detail but I still don't trust it.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.869368 del
Commune structure.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.869369 del
>>869368
Is this Communism 2.0?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.869370 del
>>869347
This attitude is why he will get toast tomorrow.
You did this.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.869371 del
>>869370
Give him a mondster and some chobani


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.869372 del
>>869368
I only need to know two things about the commune, where do I get a feed and where do I get goon, and where do I poo.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.869373 del
>>869372
That’s 3 things you fucktart


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.869374 del
>>869373
One answer.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.869375 del
Hail Victoria Bitter, hail our people


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.869376 del
>>869375
Furphy better


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.869377 del
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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.869378 del
>>869375
>>869376
Coopers.
Lift your game.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.869379 del
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>>869378
Thats emu cuz


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.869380 del
Cook him a couple of sausages with his bacon and eggs. Buttered toast cut into triangles and two hash browns.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.869381 del
>>869380
This is why mongs get greul. If I did that, he'd want better next time.
No point trying when they cant be satisfied.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.869382 del
Night.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.869383 del
do mong herders have their own secret version of tiktok where they swap videos of mongs screeching autistically?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.869384 del
Possum had a Lord Kitchener moustache once.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.869385 del
>>869382
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.869386 del
>>869384
It was a kitchener bun. Mock cream all over his face.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.869387 del
>>869384
people would frequently mistake him for freddie mercury in public


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.869388 del
>>869382
Night fella


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.869389 del
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listening to wu-tang clan


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.869390 del
>>869389
why did a bunch of dindus name themselves after chinks?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.869391 del
>>869390
Ninja.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.869392 del
>>869381
Next time they'll want the Full experience.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.869393 del
>>869390
Negroes like kung fu movies for some reason.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.869394 del
>>869392
The extra services.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.869395 del
They'll have the money ready, just under the bread and butter plate.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.869396 del
(9.27 MB 720x1280 Montok.mp4)


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.869397 del
New Mr Mythos video is good.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.869398 del


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.869399 del
Can't sleep, upset stomach, woe


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.869400 del
(20.00 KB 117x313 Wutang.jpg)


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.869401 del
TWO FUCKING SWORDS


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.869402 del
>>869399
>upset stomach
Did you eat something bad?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.869403 del
>>869402
Jury still out on whether the chilli was too spicy or whether I just ate too much of it.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.869404 del
Kill me please


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.869405 del
>>869404
Take some gastro stop.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.869406 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.869407 del
got woken up by my computer going to sleep. WOE AND JUST


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.869409 del


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.869410 del
We are going to do unspeakable things to NDIS providers when we win


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.869411 del
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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 20:03 [Preview] No.869412 del
>>869406
Sleep tight.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 20:04 [Preview] No.869413 del
>>869408
Your medicine?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 20:05 [Preview] No.869414 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 20:17 [Preview] No.869415 del
>>869414
Morning


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 20:28 [Preview] No.869416 del
Good morning! I hate niggers!


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.869417 del
he wont make me breakfast, but he'll make breakfast for that... that thing


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.869418 del
>>869417
>that thing
*Cow


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.869419 del
>>869415
>>869416
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.869420 del
I've been up since 4:45 and Motherbat is still lounging around in bed with Sweetie and not up making my crumpets.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 20:56 [Preview] No.869421 del
>>869420
>not up making my crumpets.
With eggs?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.869423 del
>>869421
No. That's vile.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:13 [Preview] No.869424 del
Cow appreciates it more.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.869425 del
I hope Cow gets bacon too.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.869426 del
morning bruvs


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.869427 del
Considering that Cruisey managed to poison himself with an onion gravy, he probably shouldn't be making food for vulnerable people.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:23 [Preview] No.869428 del
>>869426
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.869429 del
>>869427
Cow's lucky to have him


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.869430 del
Crumpets and eggs are probably only costing him $400.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:34 [Preview] No.869431 del
>>869430
Don't worry, he's technically not paying.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.869432 del
Cruisey refuses to provide receipts to the mongs.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.869433 del
Imagine the vicarious living experiences that could be had if I detailed the processes involved when Cow refuses podiatric heel management. That would turn the dotty NEETs vibrating eggs up to 11.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.869434 del


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.869435 del
>>869433
Clumpy foot managing another clumpy foot?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.869436 del
>>869435
The lame leading the lame


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.869437 del
>>869433
>if I detailed the processes involved when Cow refuses podiatric heel management.
You have to go back to the fundamentals of Mong management


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.869438 del
CRUMPETS!? he exclaimed, gyrating back and forth as he watched the poor herder change gloves while thinking about the sponge bath and the discoloured shower water. Worker will wash it down.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.869439 del
>>869438
I would read this comic.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.869440 del
Had three (3) buttered crumpets and an "inspired by strawberry shortcake" Chobani Flip.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.869441 del
>>869437
What is he doing wrong in this picture besides trying to roll his chair on grass?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.869442 del
also she looks like a bitch


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.869443 del
>>869441
Wearing his Pikachu onesie (i.e., let the client whatever they want)


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.869444 del
*wear whatever they want


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.869445 del
>>869443
What if the client wants to go out dressed like an Obersturmbannführer?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.869446 del
>>869445
<allow the client to make their own decision.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.869447 del
>>869446
At some point the herder is aiding and abetting from a legal perspective.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.869448 del
I wonder how many mongs insist on going out in the Pikachu outfit and then realise they look ridiculous and want to go home again.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.869449 del
Has science gone too far?
>Elon Musk's SpaceX will build a vehicle to tow the International Space Station back through the atmosphere and crash it into the ocean. NASA says it is transitioning to "commercially owned space destinations closer to home".
https://news.sky.com/story/spacex-given-permission-to-destroy-the-international-space-station-13160041


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.869450 del
>>869449
>NASA says it is transitioning
trannies in space


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.869451 del
>>869182
I'm calling it now, if joe don't go there's gonna be a crisis in asia as either china or best korea seek to take advantage of a mentally incapacitated commander in chief. Within the next month or two, mark my words.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.869452 del
>>869449
NASA should just be disbanded if they're going to outsource everything.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.869453 del
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>>869449
>Elon unleashes the full destructive capabilities of his starship fleet


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.869454 del
NDIS should be cancelled and the money re-allocated to helping aussies afford homes.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.869455 del
>>869448
The true mong makes no such realisation, he is instead committed to his mong nature.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.869457 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rV-0PCIhaF0 [Embed]
Cruisey and Weber


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.869458 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yaBLENQsJrs [Embed]


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.869459 del
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NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.869460 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.869461 del
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Does Nige have any chance in the uk election?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.869462 del
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Nearly started crying imagining her getting nothing in her stocking on Christmas morning


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.869463 del
She gets all excited and it's empty and she's looking around 😭


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.869464 del
>>869445
One of my mongs moves figurines into roman salutes and draws hitler moustaches on pictures.
I think its my fault, I fed him a bunh of tin foil.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.869465 del
>>869447
Know when the feint ignorance


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:56 [Preview] No.869466 del
>>869454
Its helping me buy a house.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.869467 del
>>869462
Pretty mutt


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.869468 del
>>869465
>feint
feign


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:28 [Preview] No.869469 del
>>869462
Wanna pat too.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.869470 del
Took Sweaty for a walk in the cold.
Waiting for my milo now.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.869471 del
>>869469
You will need a good worming first.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.869472 del
>>869471
🥹


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.869473 del
>>869462
Stuff that stocking with oysters.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.869474 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.869475 del
>>869440
>inspired by strawberry shortcake
You're making them up again.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.869476 del
>>869475
I'm not!!


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:41 [Preview] No.869477 del
>>869468
Me dumb, you know


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.869478 del
>>869477
dont feint ignorant with me


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:45 [Preview] No.869479 del
>>869474
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.869480 del
>>869462
What a good girl.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.869481 del
2nd beer


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.869482 del
What is the status of that NEET's blocked sink?


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.869483 del
>>869481
Too early. Scandalous.


NEET 06/29/2024 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.869484 del
>>869482
Still blocked, lease has another 6 months on it, might leave it til then


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.869485 del
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>>869474
>>869479
Good Morning NEETs

Slept in. Feeling Refreshed. Not getting out of bed untill lunchtime. Just not doing it.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.869486 del
>>869485
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.869487 del
(4.87 MB 1280x720 z9k7kx.mp4)


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.869488 del
Got my lease renewal form in the mail last week. Too afraid to open it.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.869489 del
>>869488
Sooner you get it squared away the better.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.869490 del
>>869488
You should pick out a nice spot in front of woolies, before all the best places are gone.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:10 [Preview] No.869491 del
>>869490
Smart.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.869492 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.869493 del
>>869492
If you dont, you'll have to settle for an iga or foodworx.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.869494 del
>>869490
I agree.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.869495 del
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Gattaca (1997) on womboflix tonight neets. 7pm AEST.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.869496 del
Might just move back in with Fatherbot.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.869497 del
>>869482
I too am curious


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.869498 del
>>869487
Not a comfy post


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.869499 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.869500 del
>>869498
It's not a comfy world neet. Get used to it.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.869501 del
>>869498
It's our PM speaking out about them.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.869502 del
Poo is brown


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.869503 del
>>869493
Garn Coles later today, did you need something?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.869504 del
>>869496
Monk?
Not the worst idea if so


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.869505 del
>>869500
Just be a leader Jew


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.869506 del
>>869503
30kg of doona and tent please.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.869507 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.869508 del
Roxy Music. Time for a choof.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.869509 del
>>869508
>Roxy Music.
Two good songs. Jealous Guy (cover) and More Than This.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.869510 del
>>869506
He should get chicken treat


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.869511 del
>>869509
Imagine being this WRONG

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ib4-Lyxxyw0 [Embed]


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 02:02 [Preview] No.869512 del
Just napped for a couple of hours. Mission Accomplished.

Double refreshed


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.869513 del
>>869512
Based.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.869514 del
>>869511
That video has some artistic value, but the song is just noise.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.869515 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8 [Embed]


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.869516 del
>>869515
kek I hadn't heard that before.

So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin
And thank the Creator you're not in the state I'm in
So long have I been languished on the shelf
I must give all proceedings to myself


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.869517 del
Don't tell normies that artists are autistic, or being an artist will become uncool


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 03:33 [Preview] No.869518 del
>>869495

If any neets want to download a local copy of Gattaca for tonight as a backup if they have internet problems, the link is here: https://moofies.wombosec.com/uploads/Gattaca.1997.1080p.BrRip.x264.bitloks.YIFY.mp4


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.869519 del
>>869506
Would you like any marshmallows with that?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.869520 del
>>869518
Thank you NEET.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.869521 del
>>869518
Very thoughtful


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.869522 del
He thinks about all of us.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.869523 del
It seems unfair that sliced cheese is more expensive


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.869525 del
I think Grego tried to chat up the girl at Pie Time.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.869526 del
Mock cream pies.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.869527 del
They would have got a 9 if she said yes.
He was upset that she didn't know who he was after he asked if he could film.
A lot of local royalties in qld.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.869528 del
>>869525
Grego is a dirty old man, that girl was young enough to be his daughter.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.869529 del
>>869527
Grego gives some real crap feeds a decent rating if they flatter him a bit. You can always tell.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.869530 del
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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.869531 del
Took her to Strathalbyn for lunch. Called her a 'fucking dingbat' on the way, which upset her. She had lambs fry and bacon for lunch.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.869532 del
>>869531
>Called her a 'fucking dingbat'
You are acting as family patriarch, the way nature intended.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.869533 del
>>869532
She was talking some absolute garbage about something.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.869534 del
You should have bit your tongue.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.869535 del
having a solo for adults


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.869536 del
>>869531
You need to be kinder to her.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.869537 del
>>869536
I took her on a nice drive and fed her.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.869538 del
>>869537
Apologise to her then clog her toilet.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.869539 del
>>869538
That's the plan. The second part anyway.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.869540 del
>>869523
I disagree.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.869541 del
>>869539
That plan requires one (1) apology.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.869542 del
>>869541
I use my default "I am sorry for your feelings" apology.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.869543 del
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Hello, guys. I am on jobseeker and I got this message.
"You need to choose a provider by Saturday, 27 July 2024"
How do I circumvent this?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.869544 del
>>869543
You don't unless you have an exception from your Mutual Obligation Requirement (i.e., for one illness it's 3 months a year). I don't know if anxiety and depression are seperate (6 months as two 3 months) as mental health or are the same (3 months).


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.869545 del
>>869543
That is a disturbing image.
I can't help you with your jobseeker problem. I hope you find a way. They are evil organisations. sick system.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.869546 del
>>869543
>>869544
They've tightened the ways around getting out of it in recent years.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.869547 del
>>869543
use sql injection to pop a reverse shell on the web server and then ssh into the gibson and change your records to DSP


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.869548 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.869549 del
I go supermarket


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.869550 del
I got dsp because my finger was sore and the lady at centrelink kissed it all better (but I got to keep the dsp).


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.869551 del
>>869550
worth at least a 4 star google review imho


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.869552 del
I hope excursion NEET comes back safely soon and posts his pictures.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.869553 del
>>869551
It was the secret centrelink, it doesn't show up on google


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:23 [Preview] No.869554 del
>>869550
Damn you were lucky, I had to cut my arms and legs off with a chainsaw before they would give me the dsp.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.869555 del
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This is what the apocalypse will look like


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.869556 del
>>869554
They could still put you in for call centre work unless you cut your own tounge out.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.869557 del
Exciting finish to the footy. Carn Pear.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.869558 del
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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.869559 del
>>869558
Good development.


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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.869561 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.869562 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yR39QA4j-sM [Embed]


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.869563 del
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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHAHA


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.869564 del
>>869464
Honestly I would punish him for that. Its cringe that 18 and Natsoc is some kind of avatar for retards to be edgy about with no hope of ever understanding or awakening spiritually to their race. Fukn dygenic mong would be first one chucked in the oven. Tell him that.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.869565 del
>>869563
Based.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.869566 del
>>869564
National Socialism would invalidate the business plans of at least two NEETs and probably force them to get a real job in the armaments factories/camps


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.869567 del
>>869563
I walked through snow today


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.869568 del
>>869566
>of at least two NEETs and probably force them to get a real job
Could they run the camp instead?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.869569 del
>>869567
Thick snow?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.869570 del
>>869565
BASADO!

>>869567
27c today in the estate. Unusually toasty.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.869571 del
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WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.869572 del
>>869487
Who's that guy?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.869573 del
>>869572
The Prime Minister of Austria


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.869574 del
>>869573
Is that AI genereted?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.869575 del
>>869572
The video has been creatively edited. Basically he read a 4chan auspol meme to parliament.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.869576 del
>>869574
No it's real. It just has the outrage chopped off the front and back of his speech.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.869578 del
>>869575
>>869576
I can see lot of stuff are cropped in the middle too.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.869579 del
>>869568
no because they are commie traitors who line thier pockets with corrupt ZOG shekels

Just out of interest. Which NEETs get their beer money from NDIS?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.869580 del
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>>869575
We need to get our memes into parliament. Particularly trev.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.869581 del
>>869571
Which restaurant are you going to vist on your way home for tea?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.869582 del
>t. honorable member for endchan, trev


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.869583 del
>>869580
Joslin could probably get Albo to quote her.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.869584 del
>>869569
not really just ice on the exposed parts.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.869585 del
>>869571
Based.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.869586 del
>>869580
Thanks Trev.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.869587 del
>>869583
One day she will return.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.869588 del
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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.869589 del
>>869588
Cruisey?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.869590 del
If you piss in the sink enough it will smell just like your toilet.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.869591 del
>>869590
With wisdom such as this how can we be wrong?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.869592 del
>>869590
Add a bit of bleach for the smell.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.869593 del
soup and toasted sammich for dindins


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.869594 del
>>869579
Cruise dog, FIFO both are NDIS workers. Wombo works for whizzers who are IT for NDIS providers somehow so he qualifies for the Camps too.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.869595 del
>>869594
>Wombo works for whizzers
I work for somebody else and "consult" to (fix shit for) the whizzers. They're trying to give us the flick but the mess keeps pulling us back in.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.869596 del
>>869595
>but the mess keeps pulling us back in.
Desk whizzing creates it.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.869597 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.869598 del
>>869580
Trev for PM


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.869599 del
>>869594
I used to actually admire webby. Now my admiration is totally destroyed.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.869600 del
We need to get on the ndis gravy train while it's still running.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.869601 del
>>869600
>get on
*drink


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.869602 del
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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.869603 del
Lost whole day to stress


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.869604 del
>>869603
J U S T


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.869605 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.869606 del
Open up Tiffy, here comes the gravy train.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.869607 del
To goon or not to goon
New week, new month, new half of the year tomorrow.
Will be boarding the wagon, for real this time!


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.869608 del
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>mild


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.869609 del
Danish salami is where it's at.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.869610 del
>>869609
I prefer apricot danish


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.869611 del
>>869603
Lost my whole adult life to stress


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.869612 del
>>869610
We've only got a fruity Hungarian.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.869613 del
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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.869614 del
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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.869615 del
>>869612
>fruity
I don't care what you write, but have to comment for the record:
No.


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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.869617 del
>>869611
Many such cases


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.869618 del
>>869616
Good edits.
I dunno who is the fat gypsy on the wall.
The other fat gypsy faec edited above the Wojak I think he is/was some vajda.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.869619 del
>>869614
I like that beer. I remember liking it


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.869620 del
>>869618
>I dunno who is the fat gypsy on the wall.
pol was saying he was the next hungarian pm after they kill orban


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.869621 del
Anxiety levels very high. Feel constantly on the verge of crying. Find tears leaking out at times.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.869622 del
>>869621
have some camomile


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.869623 del
>>869621
Put the plug back in.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.869624 del
>>869607
Sounds do-able.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.869625 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.869626 del
Gattaca (1997) is womboflix's movie tonight: the film presents a future society driven by eugenics where children are conceived through genetic selection to ensure they possess the best hereditary traits of their parents. 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

https://youtube.com/watch?v=W_KruQhfvW4 [Embed]


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.869627 del
>>869626
I would have been a MANDATORY ABORTION.
Very poor genetic quality. Prone to all sorts of mental illness.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.869628 del
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I share my deepest feelings, lay bare my mental health crisis, and they respond with plug memes.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.869629 del
>>869628
Lie down with the mongs, get brain damage.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.869631 del
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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.869632 del
Are we doing Dry July this year, bros?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.869633 del
>>869628
So is the plug in?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.869636 del
Starting to think that NEET lied to me about going on an excursion and taking photos this weekend :(


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.869637 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.869638 del
>>869636
Many such cases.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.869639 del
>>869591
This information is wrong... You just have terrible aim because because your dick is small and has retreated cause it knows its not going to get any action. Ever.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.869640 del
>>869605
if you are refering to me i gave up the mersey valley like 2 years ago, its was worse than fentanyl


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.869641 del
>>869639
Very poorly bantered. Put your flag back on.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.869642 del
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>>869579
i knew some piece of shit that tried to kill himself 20 years ago and claims he had short term memory loss because if it. Other wise total normal functioning human being.

Biggeest alco deadshit gamer ever. His parents managed his income and 20 years later he owns his apartment about 10 minutes from the CBD, and has a house mate paying rent. All thanks to disability pension. This was before the NDIS.

Fuck this country and fuck the NDIS


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.869643 del
>>869641
That was not me and also your dick is small and has retreated into its cave.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.869644 del
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Ready.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.869645 del
>I wonder how neet poos wearing his doomsday suit


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.869646 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.869647 del
>>869644
could you lend me some talcum powder ? these gloves just aint goin on...


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.869648 del
>>869591
If everyone's sink smells like pee pee then nobody will wash their hands, in enough time people will be blessed with typhus and dysentery


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.869649 del
>>869648
Did you add some bleach?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.869650 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.869651 del
A big bowl of hideg meggyleves please


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.869652 del
At least the neet didn't mix bleach and amonia in the sink


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.869653 del
moofie time


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.869654 del
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Get in here neets, it's eugenics time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.869655 del
>>869649
Bleach and other cleaning chemicals are banned from my house


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.869656 del
>>869655
concerns about the environment?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.869657 del
>>869655
Even more the reason to pour it down the piss sink.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.869659 del
>>869642
What a shame he didnt botch his suicide. DSP for self inflicted mongery and cunts who see it as a kind of NEET nexus must be the bane of every GP's life. Imagine having some immature whiny wimp spamming you to sign their papers. At least with NDIS teh poor hardworking GP's can just fuck these bottom feeders off to brown Doktor ZOGbot up the NDIS health hub. My God I wish we had a fair society.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.869660 del
>>869639
>your dick is small
Projection.
>get any action
You haven't had a woman smile at you in more than a decade.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.869661 del
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>>869656
Yes they kill all the germs and mold spores and leave your house sterile.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.869662 del
>>869642
Did you get kicked off?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.869663 del
I wank with the strength of ten men


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.869664 del
>>869663
That's a lot of friction.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.869665 del
Watching 300 (2007).


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.869666 del
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>>869642
Do I detect a trace of jealousy?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.869667 del
>>869660
How's the weather over there?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.869669 del
>>869666
Inflation has changed all that, now they all look like newstart


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.869670 del
>>869667
I bet this joke will start being funny after another thousand iterations or so.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.869671 del
Going to do a poo, you NEETs want anything?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.869672 del
Good cover band tonight.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.869673 del
>>869670
Just stay away from the designated streets.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.869674 del
>>869671
Chicken treat


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.869675 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.869676 del
>>869663
We remember what you did to that fleshlight.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.869677 del
>>869672
Where are you at NEET?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.869679 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.869680 del
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>>869675
The biggest chicken treat in the country


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.869681 del
(12.80 KB 255x191 pepeban.jpeg)


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.869682 del
>>869680
Two please.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.869683 del
Chungo hate


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.869684 del
Tab closed.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.869685 del
>>869683
reported


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.869686 del
>>869683
NEET you may have lost control of thingsa and are lashing out.

A very concerning post.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.869687 del
>>869683
He does moo well.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.869688 del
Night.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.869689 del
>>869688
Good night Piju. xx


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.869690 del
>>869683
This better not have been you Cruisey.
That cow has my exact apron type.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.869691 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.869692 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.869693 del
>>869691
have fun. i wont be there and you cant afford the fuel. good riddance


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.869694 del
>>869693
Low quality post.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.869695 del
>>869694
higher quality than the GOAD


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.869696 del
(63.48 KB 620x413 The Djoker.jpg)


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.869697 del
>>869694
as a opposed to a literal stalker post ? good riddance


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.869698 del
>>869697
What the sigma?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.869699 del
gonna move out from moms apartment


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.869700 del
>>869699
Good luck NEET.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.869701 del
(24.14 MB 1920x1080 repella.mp4)


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.869702 del
Did some squat/curl things in the backyard barefoot


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:47 [Preview] No.869703 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.869704 del
>>869702
Well done NEET. Must have been a bit chilly out there.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.869705 del
>>869699
I think it's a good idea neet.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.869706 del
The 20 kfc nuggets/tendies thing I had yesterday had 7000kj in it and nearly wiped me out. I remember the days when I used to be able to get through a group giant feast, which is 28000 kj, in half a day. My guts just aren't what they used to be.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.869707 del
Hello, I'm sick and tired of the trashed economy, cost of living, the violent crimes committed by youths and I want to leave this shithole country. Anybody planning on doing similar? Or has done similar? Fuck this place. I have no faith in our government and haven't for a long time but I can't do this shit anymore.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.869708 del
>>869706
It doesn't help that the quality of everything has fallen.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.869709 del
I have been feeling a bit better this evening. The plug is back in, metaphorically speaking.
The anxiety and sadness comes and goes.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.869710 del
>>869707
I feel like it is too hard to leave. Easier to just rot on the spot.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.869711 del
>>869709
Glad you are feeling a bit better.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.869712 del
(32.45 MB 360x640 vd3UwroV.mp4)
Good morning!
Have a Blessed week!
o7

(Press play)


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.869714 del
>>869712
Thanks. o7


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.869715 del
>>869712
>Press play


NEET Admin 06/30/2024 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.869716 del
>>869712
Hello.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.869717 del
Can you feel it?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.869718 del
>>869717
I'm glad I don't have to catch public transport any more.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.869720 del
>>869717
Thank God we've got the rats to sort out the metro


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.869721 del
>>869709
Good to hear neet


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.869722 del
Watching Nikocado eat a steak and chips.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.869723 del
>>869707
Have you seen the price of meat lately?


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.869724 del
>>869722
I watched him doing other things in a wsg thread


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.869725 del
>>869724
He is a good dancer.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.869726 del
Eating double choc tim tams instead of real food.
One day all food will come in microwavable pastry parcels.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.869727 del
>>869725
This was a two man tango.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.869728 del
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Dry July off to a good start...


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.869729 del
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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.869730 del
>>869726
>double choc tim tams
They are good ones.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.869731 del
Had a herb albert beef pie and a bulla honeycomb crunch.
Need more.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.869732 del
>>869731
Have a couple of buttered crumpets.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.869733 del
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I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.869734 del
ordered a graphics card instead of moving out of moms apartment. Maybe i'll move out next month.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.869735 del
>>869706
You should keep training. You can do it.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.869736 del
>>869712
Thanks o7.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.869737 del
>>869733
Sleep tight.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.869738 del
Good morning NEETs


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.869739 del
>>869738
Morning.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.869740 del
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>>869701
>Degenerate deptictions of the human form
>sado-masochistic fantasy of being comfy alone on the world.
>exploitation of folk song.
ZOG narrative, 10/10 would ban user for this post


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 21:32 [Preview] No.869741 del
might buy some jam donuts and milka chocolate for breakfast


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 21:33 [Preview] No.869742 del
>>869741
Love some choggy milk


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 21:37 [Preview] No.869743 del
>>869741
One of each please.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 21:38 [Preview] No.869744 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.869745 del
Fucking hell. That didn't smell healthy.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.869746 del
>>869744
Mine stuck its head up out of the water.. and theres more to come.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.869747 del
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Good Morning NEETs

Werked all of Saturday. Taking thismorning off. Phone off, Landline disonnected. Just not doing it.

Made a cobbee, got half a burrrito left over. Aint moving outta bed till lunchtime.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.869748 del
Think I might have a day of wanking, gooning, bingeing, pooing and other assorted acts of laziness.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.869749 del


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.869750 del
>>869747
Good morning NEET.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.869751 del
>>869747
If you dont restrict business, they think they can get service at any time they want. They sook about availability and follow ups but really like it when you dont answer, it creates an air of exclusivity, artificially inflating demand.
#justbossmanthings


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.869752 del
>wondering what Cow is having for breakfast


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.869753 del
>>869752
Probably toast and medication incidents. No phonecall from the herder so hopefully all good.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.869754 del
>>869753
His excitement must be growing for bacon and eggs on the weekend.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.869755 del
New financial year. I'm already paying above the new award so might just not do anything. Theres no rate around $38 ph, which is what I was thinking of paying (currently at $35). 1.3 is 34ish, and 2.1 is 40, which is more than they'd probably get for high intensity care, which they dont do. Also, 2 and above is when they have people reporting to them, which I dont request or need from them.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.869756 del
>>869754
Might take him to Vilis or something this week.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:29 [Preview] No.869757 del
>>869755
Give 'em a few extra cents an hour for all their hard work.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.869758 del
>>869757
Theyre all getting $10 more that the min wage per hour already. Its less to do with the pay, but having to change all the payroll rates and contracts.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.869759 del
>>869758
>but having to change all the payroll rates and contracts.
You need something like an UMM PTY LTD award. You can then update that document.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.869760 del
>>869759
I just use the awards fairwork make up. To change pay (whether its on award or not) requires new contracts signed and the pay rates on their payslips to reflect what their contracts say. Then I always get the accountant to double check. So hours of work and thousands of dollars for just the wagies benefit, and I'm already above what my obligations are, even acording to their current contracts.
<too lazy to download and amend shit, but can post about it for an hour


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.869761 del
Might just get my boongery on and not think about stuff.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.869762 del
>>869761
That's the spirit, be a man of action


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.869763 del
>>869761
Cruisey? No!


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.869764 del
Wonder what it would be like to watch some cartoons from my childhood while boonging.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.869765 del
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Had no idea sunak was a manlet, pictures of him are usually careful not to show it.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.869766 del
>>869765
It's clearer now, thank you. That's why the UK has so many problems. Manlet energy.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.869767 del
>>869766
he's probably one of those pajeet vegans too, never done a solid poo in his life


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.869768 del
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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.869769 del
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NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.869770 del
>>869769
Thanks trev.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.869771 del
>>869767
Read some Dickins that said the Londonians used to throw their poo out the window on to the sidewalk and thought he'd be well suited.


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.869772 del
>>869764
more often than not its pretty underwhelming.

I tried rewatching Knight Rider once, and i quickly realised it was trash and i fucking loved it as a kid....


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.869773 del
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>>869765
A race of midgets


NEET 06/30/2024 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.869774 del
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>>869760
you speak as if teh NDIS is actually traditional labor, requiring compensation. Its not, what you provide is placeholding for a sick system in a bloated pyramid of other placeholders. The distance between you and the retards you herd is vanishingly thin. Infact it is (You) that is being herded. Effectively, you are trapped by the paltry distractions and comforts your funny money provides. Imagine casting your best life into a wasteland. This is (You).


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 00:03 [Preview] No.869775 del
>>869774
>This is (You).
Is that his cat, and does it have a name?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.869776 del
>>869774
It's a living.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.869777 del
Do you ever make mongs crawl around on their hands and knees while you ride them like ponies?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.869778 del
>>869777
Only the uppity ones that enjoy complaining about systematic processes they don't attempt to change.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.869779 del
(You) wouldn't like how I'd change your systemata.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.869780 del
(He)'d rearrange my internal system.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.869781 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.869782 del
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Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 01:03 [Preview] No.869783 del
Nuro had time for politics, once.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.869784 del
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That NEET needs to get me one of these to try please.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.869785 del
>>869784
I would just prefer two 4 packs of drumsticks


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.869786 del
>>869782
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.869787 del
Tiffin redpilled me to every known conspiracy with some MK-Ultra/Naomi psychadelic/nurotropic cocktail at a bush doof, once.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.869788 del
>>869787
He is the electric leprechaun


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.869789 del
Wanna find the electric leprechaun pot of gold


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.869790 del
>>869787
Was that the time you double teamed a boong tranny hooker together, or was that another bush doof I'm thinking of?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.869791 del
Dry July starts today fellas


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.869792 del
>>869788
Double lightning bolts


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.869793 del
>>869791
I am doing it, but to be honest I haven't had a drink all year and never used to drink much anyway. I am doing it by accident.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.869794 del
>>869791
Failed.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.869795 del
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This Sunday's womboflix movie will be the comedy Office Space (1999). Shiban will be streaming a film on Saturday (I presume), so no womboflix movie then.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.869796 del
Going to bed


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.869797 del
>>869795
I will be there.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.869798 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.869799 del
>>869796
Good night NEET.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.869800 del
>>869784
>165g
Thats only one bite


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.869801 del
>>869800
How many would you need?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.869802 del
>>869801
How many ya got?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.869803 del
Terrible today, woke up around 4, tried to get back to sleep using all my sleeping techniques, didn't work, finally had a nap at 12-12:30, having coffee now, starting the day.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.869804 del
>>869803
>all my sleeping techniques
Please to explain these techniques NEET.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.869805 del
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NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.869806 del
thread gauge came


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.869807 del
>>869803
I sleep like a ninja boss. I'm a natural at it, totally organic. Why dont you check out my YT channel and I'll show you how to snoozemaxx like a pro. Dont forget to hit like and subscribe.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.869808 del
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NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.869809 del
>>869807
>Dont forget to hit like and subscribe.
What if we don't?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:39 [Preview] No.869810 del
Good morning NEETS


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.869811 del
>>869810
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:40 [Preview] No.869812 del
>>869804
* don't have coffee until you've been back to sleep
* have a camomile
* have breakfast
* have a wank
* get rugged up and warm and comfy
* have some warm milk
* watch something boring on youtube, with the volume turned to medium


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.869813 del
>>869808
If only my teenage high school drop out self could see me now, as I slump in front of my computer and organise a folder full of frog memes.

>>869810
good morning fren


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.869814 del
>>869813
>I slump in front of my computer and organise a folder full of frog memes
He would be proud.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.869815 del
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poor sod keekee got the vax to keep his "job"
Hope living in a shed until ur timely death was worth it


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.869816 del
>>869815
I'm not dying fuxkwad


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.869817 del
>>869812
Those all sound sensible.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:02 [Preview] No.869818 del
>>869813
It is society to blame. We are doing the best we can. Organising frog memes is important work.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.869819 del
>>869810
Good morning.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.869820 del
Anyone checked their tax return yet?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.869821 del
Might get a bag of kit kats and some coca-cola, as my nigger nuro said, just not doing it today.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.869822 del
Imagine Actually having a job.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.869823 del
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>>869816
goin shoppe?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.869824 del
>>869820
Only money I earn is by interest so I'm good.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.869825 del
Go get me an ice cream. I'm too lazy to get out of couchbed.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.869826 del
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>>869825
what flavour would sir like uber to bring?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.869827 del
>>869825
gaytime?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.869829 del
literally cannot do anything, total motivation death


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.869830 del
>>869826
>>869827
Bulla crunch. Theyre in the freexer


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.869831 del
$441 on my tax return


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.869832 del
>>869831
Dans, KFC and a pro.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.869833 del
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Little bit meh little bit YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 05:04 [Preview] No.869834 del
The farts are hot. The spicy tingle of powerful fragrances licks at my quivering date like a cold burn.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.869835 del
What was macron trying to achieve by calling a snap election?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.869836 del
>>869833
Based.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.869837 del
Something something generic beach image with no timestamp and exif data 'scrubbed of' could have been taken any day etc etc...


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.869838 del
>>869835
He basically puts Le Pens party in control of the house or whatever while he remains president, which I think makes it harder for anyone to make changes, and then in the presidential election he can blame them for being in competent and win back the house


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.869839 del
>>869834
Disgusting.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.869840 del
>>869830
It is too cold to be eating frozen treats.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.869841 del
@weber:
Can lathes do shrink fits?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.869842 del
>>869765
>tfw not a billionaire manlet. Just a manlet.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.869843 del
>>869772
>cartoons
>Knight Rider


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.869844 del
Pain in my left kidney
It's so over


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.869845 del
have to go to the NEET job planning meeting in an hour. Then i have to go outside again to pick up packages in 3 hours after that. Life is not good


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.869846 del
>>869844
Do not self diagnose. Only a doctor can tell you it is so over.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.869847 del
>>869845
What is in those packages NEET?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.869848 del
>>869847
power transformer so that i can plug foreign voltages/cables into my stuff


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.869849 del
and a hdmi cable


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.869850 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.869851 del
>>869850
It came quick.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.869852 del
>>869850
>>869851
graphics card comes tomorrow so i also have to go outside tomorrow


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.869853 del
>>869852
> go outside
Be careful neet.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.869854 del
>>869852
Do they not deliver things to your house?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.869855 del
>>869854
They usually have a option for it but my past few purchases didnt


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.869856 del
Placement did not go well. Woe


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.869857 del
>>869856
what place did you get?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.869858 del
>>869856
What happened NEET?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.869859 del
(64.67 KB 514x643 DW.jpg)


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.869860 del
>>869859
Dan, always one step ahead of us.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.869861 del
>>869851
That's what SHE said


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.869862 del
>>869861
Hi Grego.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.869863 del
Woke up.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.869864 del
>>869863
You are still in the dream.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.869866 del
>>869815
>For 4 Years
Time traveller
>The UK became the first country in the world to approve the Oxford University/AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine a year ago today (Thursday 30 December).
>>30 December 2021
http://www.gov.uk/government/news/one-year-anniversary-of-uk-approving-oxfordastrazeneca-covid-19-vaccine


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.869867 del
>>869864
The hot farts have followed me into the netherworld.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.869868 del
Finally used my airfryer. McCains hashbrowns. Pretty good but I'll have to tweak the settings. Took 15 minutes


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.869869 del
>>869856
Go on.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.869870 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.869871 del
>>869868
Did you wait for it to heat up first?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.869872 del
Having a salad and frozen berry smoothie. Instantly feel better. Why am I such a mong and keep leaving this until late in the day?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.869873 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.869874 del
time to head off to the meeting. later NEETs


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.869875 del
>>869874
Have fun.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.869876 del
>>869874
Good luck NEET.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.869877 del
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NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.869881 del
>>869879
Don't worry Dan, he'll be back.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.869883 del
Went to placement, many mongs standing around, when one mong was sent to do something, all other mongs followed in a conga line. Six mongs fetch one box, six mongs find a pen. Bizarre.
Asked what I could do to help, told to follow other mongs. Like actually follow them to get the pen.
Team leader seemingly just plays fetch with six mongs, all day, because they get paid to. Whole thing was a mongsitting exercise.
Severely woed because they must have deemed me mong material.
Afterwards team leader calls me over. Hey I know you're new but you have to follow everyone else if you're here. Like physically follow them. In the mongo line. Woe.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.869884 del
>>869879
>>869878
He has to deal with the most turbo of turbo normies. Busybody boomers and worse.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.869885 del
>>869883
Those that dont become herders become part of the mong collective.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.869886 del
Gregoeating a pie.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.869887 del
>>869883
>In the mongo line. Woe.
Many such cases. It this for Work For The Dole?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.869888 del
>>869883
That sounds horrible NEET. Jesus it is a pure humiliation ritual.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.869889 del
>>869888
It's a living.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.869890 del
>>869889
Well bantered.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.869891 del
>>869883
sounds horrible


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.869892 del
>>869887
Its WFTD.
Which NEET is it?
I'm guessing IGAY


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.869893 del
You could start a career from this.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.869894 del
I want to make a zombie apocalypse movie, except it will be about contagious mongs who turn other people into mongs by biting them. A mongbie apocalypse movie.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.869896 del
>>869883
You're no longer a NEET, you have devolved into something else, something from the other place.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.869897 del
Tangy angus


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.869898 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.869899 del
>>869898
I dislike that guy.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.869900 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.869901 del
>>869900
Still no.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.869902 del
Promised myself I could have some neet treats if I achieved certain tasks. Cheated and had the neet treats first. Then was too lazy to bother doing the tasks I was supposed to do to earn the treats.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.869903 del
I had to complete 2 pages of sentences as some kind of test and i wrote twice about how i wanted in my future to start a family and have 2 or more kids. Maybe i shouldnt have answered that considering im there to basically get started with getting a job


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.869904 del
>>869902
You have been a naughty boy.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.869905 del
>>869901
>no
means yes


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.869906 del
>>869902
Bad neet.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.869907 del
>>869903
I don't think it matters NEET.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.869908 del
>>869901
At least enjoy this t-shirt


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.869909 del
Dry July is going well
Weak feeling in the knees, smiling for no reason.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.869910 del
>>869903
They'll probably just file it away and never look at it anyway.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.869911 del
>>869883
>woooooooooden
>spoooooooooon


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.869912 del
>>869907
>>869910
We are supposed to review it together at our next meeting


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.869913 del
>>869908
He would look good as an extra in a holocaust film.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.869914 del
>>869883
Terrifying. When/why do you have to wank for the dole? They've never put me on it


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.869915 del
>>869909
Keep going King.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.869916 del
>>869909
You look well too NEET.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.869917 del
>>869916
I noticed his eyes and coat are nice and shiny.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.869918 del
>>869892
It's an honest work. And doesn't sound hard, with very little responsibility. It costs some of your self-esteem which is in low amount on this board.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.869919 del
>>869903
They will put you in the mongo line. You might find a wholesome downy who hasn't been neutered.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.869920 del
>>869919
>wholesome
Which they absolutely are. Except some of those chromosomes.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.869921 del
Chromosomes full of holes.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.869922 del
>>869919
I was actually doomed to join the mongos but i somehow avoided it just by not joining it. This is a "real job" of sorts that im being trained for. Not some mongos putting stickers on items in a warehouse


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.869923 del
>>869922
The warehouse job is the one you want. 1:3 and you dont have to do anything.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.869924 del
>>869919
>mongo line.
I hope we hear more about this Mongo line.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.869925 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.869926 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.869927 del
>>869918
>which is in low amount on this board
Delet this


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.869928 del
>>869922
>a "real job" of sorts that im being trained for
Good luck with it NEET.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.869929 del
>tfw would be happy in the mongo line


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.869930 del
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NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.869931 del
>>869918
>self esteem
So? WFTD is peak lolcow for ausneets culture where rock bottom for one NEET is basically inevitable future outcome for another NEET. No, seriously, we give Nuro shit for partying all the time but WFTD is just the other kind of lifestyle enjoyed by the other kind of NEET living their best life.
Thats why its so funny.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.869932 del
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Things are about to get very based.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.869933 del
>>869923
literally nothing?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.869934 del
>>869922
Then your answers about wanting a family etc is good, it shows you are looking to the future and want to work.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.869935 del
>>869883
10/10 story


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.869936 del
>>869931
I dont get it


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.869937 del
>>869933
No, but once you get comfortable and know the people, it's pretty easy.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.869938 del
>>869934
It means he'll get pregnant and want 6 months off.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.869939 del
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>>869936
Because your retarded


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.869940 del
>>869939
Oh. I get it now. That is so funny.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.869941 del
>>869938
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c [Embed]


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.869942 del
>your


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.869943 del
Night.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.869944 del
It just sucks so much not being nuro


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.869945 del
>>869943
Night.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.869946 del
>>869943
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.869947 del
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>>869944
I know that feel.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.869948 del
Too lazy to clean my glasses or pay my roadside assist bill
Clicking between youtube tabs instead


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.869949 del
might play around with this thread gauge thing


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.869950 del
night noobtube thread gauges


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.869951 del
2 eggs fried in bacon fat for dinner


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.869952 del
>>869902
Eventually did my task. Then went out and bought even more neet treats to celebrate. Diet wagon tomorrow fr.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.869953 del
whats the most common thread pitch? I have witworth and this one called metrisch on this gauge. Do I need DIN and UAE as well?
also pipe, what the fuck is pipe?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.869954 del
>>869951
That needs a couple slices bread fried up in the same pan.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.869955 del
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(115.76 KB 653x643 Red Rooter.jpg)
(142.03 KB 668x814 Dominos.jpg)


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.869956 del
Webby, there's a new exploit for openssh out, can we get the womboflix server updated at some point?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.869957 del
>>869952
>Diet wagon tomorrow fr.
You may as well wait until next financial year now.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.869958 del
I have no idea what all this gauge talk is.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.869959 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.869960 del
>>869955
A couple of good KFC deals there.
I do not support the "Christmas in July" concept though.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.869961 del
>>869955
A pizza dog has the potential to be good, but I have a feeling the execution (brown hands) will not be up to it.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.869962 del
>>869960
>If you only knew how kfc christmas could be


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.869963 del
>>869962
I will leave the potato and gravy out for Rudolph.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.869964 del
>>869963
Make sure it's kosher, he's jewish


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.869965 del
>>869964
Cruisey eats it.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.869966 del
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The last two lines here made me laugh out loud.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.869967 del
>sent email asking devs if they can reinstate my account
>no response


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.869968 del
>>869967
What are you talking about NEET?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.869969 del
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NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.869970 del
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NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:03 [Preview] No.869971 del
Got woken up by my computer going to sleep again. Woe. Need to do something about it.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.869972 del
>>869971
Get into the power settings.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.869973 del
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NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.869974 del
Can't sleep
Eating sunflower seeds


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.869975 del
>>869974
do they help?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.869976 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.869977 del
For some reason, the spa ghetti code of this website doesn't reliably embed yewtube links


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 18:23 [Preview] No.869978 del
Im sick of this shit. I just sit around in the scorching heat with nothing to do. I cant play video games and i cant watch movies. I cant do anything but browse the web and im fucking sick of it. You need money for comfort. I hate my goddamned life. I just want to live comfortably.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 18:28 [Preview] No.869979 del
>>869978
No.
You need to get used to uncomfortable things.
By your flag you don't really sit in scorching heat in the first place.
And when you are comfortable in circumstances softer men find uncomfortable then you can shed the one thing that makes everyone's life miserable: to wish for things you can't have.
People who somehow can have those things aren't satisfied by them anyway, and just chase the next one, they wish for something else they can't have.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.869980 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.869981 del
I hope that NEET does well in the Mongo line.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.869982 del
>>869981
Perhaps he should try Redis instead.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.869983 del
>>869982
Well bantered.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.869984 del
Mording


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.869985 del
>>869984
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.869986 del
It's flowing out of me.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.869987 del
>>869970
Tiffo making pipe bombs again


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.869988 del
>>869978
global warming will wreck everything


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.869989 del
Its not falling out of me.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.869990 del
>>869989
same problem


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.869991 del
>>869989
>>869990
Dare Triple Espresso time?


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 23:35 [Preview] No.869992 del
Still no action from the back section.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 23:35 [Preview] No.869993 del
>>869989
Coat hanger time.


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.869994 del
4 hours sleep
I hate my life


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.869995 del


NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.869996 del
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NEET 07/01/2024 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.869997 del
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NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.869998 del
might do something with that polenta stuff


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.869999 del


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.870000 del


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.870001 del
Might call up my jsp, tell them I'm not feeling it today.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.870002 del
>>869994
have a breakfast and go back to bed


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.870004 del
Rainy day


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.870005 del
Good Morning NEETs

Week is off to a bad start. Weather is shitty rain all week. And a few drops of champagne last night were enough to ruin my fancy keyboard. Woe.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.870006 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.870007 del
/ausneets/ has seen quite a few ruined gooner keyboards over the years.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.870008 del
JSP appointment complete. They set me up with a job interview tomorrow. She told me if I'm not in work soon it'll be time to wank for the dole.
Red wine stains on my new white trackies. Woe. It's all just so tiresome.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.870009 del
>>870005
Good morning nuro. Imagine owning a keyboard that couldn't hold its liquor.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.870010 del
>>870008
>job interview tomorrow
Good luck King. Do you want the job?


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.870011 del
>>870010
No, it's a warehouse wage from 8-4 for minimum wage. I'll take it though and see how it is


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.870012 del
>>870011
>I'll take it though and see how it is
Good NEET.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.870013 del
Wish I could enjoy life again


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.870014 del
>>870005
you need to give up drinking or get a waterproof keyboard


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.870015 del
Burning bridges at every turn


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.870016 del
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Oh god why did i take it ?


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.870017 del
keep wasting my time reading about politics...need to get some productive shit done instead


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.870018 del
Here forevor


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.870019 del
>>870017
Get active neet, don't let them waste your time


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:12 [Preview] No.870020 del
Failed YouTube wagon


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.870021 del
these instructions say to cook this polenta au gratin.
fuck that, whatever it is, this shit is going in the oven with cheexe on the top.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.870022 del
>>870021
Put it straight in the air fryer.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.870023 del
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Something something nice things….


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.870024 del
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>>870023
Imagine not utterly fucking up your au gratin polenta and eating it anyway.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.870025 del
>>870017
Hire new workers for that factory NEET.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.870026 del
Still just a crazy person desperate for attention.
I shall check again in two (2) more weeks.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.870027 del
>>870023
Did Tommy eat all of that burger? It looked pretty big.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.870028 del
>>870024
With that much cheexe anything becomes edible.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.870029 del
>>870027
He was less than impressed with it. It was stringy and hard to eat. I told him he should have got a burger.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.870030 del
>>870024
Would eat.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.870031 del
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Today's jsp appointment status: cancelled


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.870032 del
>>870031
Based.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.870033 del
I have taken the mark of the beast and am going to hell

,express


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.870034 del
Something something

Post food pics like the woman i am


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 03:34 [Preview] No.870035 del
Imagine spending all day just being triggered by Nuro's very existence.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.870036 del
Apparently it got down to 0.6 degrees c this morning. I slept right through it.
The cold can't get you if you stay in bed asleep all morning.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.870037 del


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.870038 del
>>870037
He looks like a good one.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.870039 del
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Are any of you still using firefox?


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.870040 del
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NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.870041 del
>>870039
Is there a better alternative?
Those sort of monsters are in everything now.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.870042 del
>>870040
That sleeping bag is a funny shape.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.870043 del
I am staying inside all the time and not getting any sunlight. I am worried about that but it is too cold to go outside for any length of time.
My body will just have to manage until spring.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.870044 del
I am making my way through The Wild Geese. It is not a very good movie. I liked the idea of it more than the reality.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.870045 del
>>870043
>manage
*hibernate


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.870046 del


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.870047 del
>>870045
I have the bodyfat for a hibernation, I'm not gonna lie.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.870048 del
>>870041
>Those sort of monsters are in everything now.
kek


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.870049 del
Monster Inc


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.870050 del
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>>870044
I'm watching this:


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.870051 del
>>870024
Oof. Hope doggo gets better soon.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.870052 del
>>870050
Looks like filth.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.870053 del
>>870051
Well bantered.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 05:41 [Preview] No.870054 del
I was rude to a door knocker. Just shut the door on him mid-sentence.
Why can't they just leave me alone?
I should stop answering the door. But it might be something important one time.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.870055 del
>>870044
I reckon the problem is action movies got very good in the 80s, those of us raised on movies from the 80s and 90s look upon pre-1980 action sequences with disdain.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.870056 del
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>>870055
Yes that sounds like it might be right.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.870057 del
>>870054
You did the right thing, sending those beggars fleeing from your doorstep. The doorknocker should fear the housed neet, ensconced in his castle.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.870058 del
>>870054
It's what they deserve.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:30 [Preview] No.870059 del
I am doing a jigsaw puzzle. 2000 pieces.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.870060 del
>>870058
It makes me feel like a god when I dish it out to them.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.870061 del
>>870059
Complex puzzle?


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.870062 del
>>870061
Its got me puzzled fam.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.870063 del
hmm, that PSU crossed out a 1TB HDD, a 240GB SSD, a 750GB HDD, the mobo and the ram, when it got smoked. gonna have to retrieve teh HDD's from the bush tomorrow. i hope they aren't too rusty.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.870064 del
>>870063
We all respect the efforts you go to to preserve the /ausneets/ boong porn cache for future generations.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.870065 del
>>870064
i probably lost my moofies collection, maybe some warez too.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.870066 del
>>870063
The cops have sniffer dogs that sniff out hidden tech devices now. I saw it in a news story.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.870067 del
>>870065
>warez
I haven't seen that word used in many years. I got a lot of viruses back in the day.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.870068 del
>>870066
data dogs, yeah right.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.870069 del
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Burritius


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.870070 del
>>870069
popcornius


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.870071 del
>>870068
I was surprised by it. Apparently they train them to smell the chemicals and other substances in tech devices.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.870072 del
>>870066
A well trained blue heeler can detect the scent of boong porn at a thousand yards.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.870073 del
>>870072
And the scent of someone who has been wanking to it at 2000 yards.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.870074 del
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NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.870075 del
>>870074
He would be stuck smelling his own bum the whole time.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.870076 del
>>870074
Ridiculous.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.870077 del
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anyway I restored my memes folder on the working NAS to an earlier version. have a rare boong.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.870078 del
>>870077
A rare boong is worth it's weight in goon.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.870079 del
>>870077
Thank you NEET.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.870080 del
Sunday on womboflix will be Mike Judge's Office Space (1999) - three company workers who hate their jobs decide to rebel against their greedy boss.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.870081 del
>>870080
Its a good movie. Many memes.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.870082 del
>tfw depressed and anxious


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.870083 del
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NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.870084 del
>>870082
Plug status?


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.870085 del
>>870001
Who made that one? I forgot


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.870086 del
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>>870082
Me too NEET.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.870087 del
>>870050
i enjoyed that moofie, but it really was just mcavoy playing himself


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.870088 del
NEETs you need to look out for the fake recorded voice greeting at the goyslop drivethrus.
It took me a long time to realise they use them. I used to think it was just the same girl in there all the time.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.870089 del
>>870087
it needs subs because of the thick accents


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.870090 del
>tfw optimistic and smiling for no reason


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.870091 del
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>>870090
Take advantage of it NEET. Get something done.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.870092 del
Fuck i am still upset about fucking that keyboard. That Corsair K83 was rather popular and they never made anymore. Fuck.

I did the needful.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.870093 del
>>870092
Can you return the damaged keyboard? It shouldn't have died just from a few drops of cheap champas.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.870094 del
>>870092
Hey do you want some bricked HDD's? I also got a smoked PSU and MOBO 4 u


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.870095 del
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NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.870096 del
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NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.870097 del
I wish I had the intellect to have been able to follow what happened with that NEET's tech equipment.
Did it have something to do with the gauges?


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.870098 del
>>870097
I think the possum got in and chewed them up.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.870099 del
>>870095
Fuck, that was me this afternoon, on my way to the shops looked down and realised I'd gotten some piss on my leg. Went to the shops anyway because I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.870100 del
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Kork catsu and Red miso


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.870101 del
>>870099
Big patch?


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.870102 del
>>870097
The magic smoke that makes everything run electrically, escaped.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.870103 del
>>870100
Looks good.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.870104 del
>>870100
One of each please.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.870105 del
>>870101
No, but I should go back to wearing camo trousers with color patches on them, they make piss accidents harder to spot


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.870106 del
Using minced pork for the katsu was not ideal and my egg wash wasn't very good, but the outcome was good regardless. My katsu sauce is 4/2/1 oyster, Worcestershire and tomato. This is indeed a fusion dish.
The miso is again too salty because without real broth I lean on the miso too much. The corn saves it in this regard.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.870107 del
>>870066
They used them on that woman what done killed her husband and others with poisonous mushrooms.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.870108 del
>>870088
That must be a big city thing.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.870109 del
>>870100
Very nice.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.870110 del
>>870102
The phlogiston.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.870111 del
>>870107
That may have been where I first saw it.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.870112 del
>>870100
A bit blurry.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.870113 del
>>870093
didnt fully die but hitting "a" would trigger "asd"

mother fucker had no screws and was glued together so being drunk and high (the reason why it got spilled on in the first place) i sprayed it with brake cleaner and then proceeded to blast it with the air compressor nozzle

its not fully broken but some keys are lazy enough for me to bin it

>Can you return the damaged keyboard?
nigga i bought it during covid....


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.870114 del
>>870100
Well kork'd


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.870115 del
"Welcome to KFC place your order when you're ready."
She said it every time, it took me years to realise it was a recording that was triggered as soon as you pulled up.
When it was a man in the window later I just assumed she'd been talking to me on the headset from further inside the store.
She never existed. Or maybe she did exist but just did the recording that one time. She may not have even been working there any more. Her voice was in the system now. Immortality of a sort I suppose. They might have killed her after.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.870116 del
>>870097
Keegz spewed champagne onto a keyboard before passing out on teh workshop floor. Many such cases.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.870117 del
>>870116
The based lifestyle isn't without its little scrapes and spills.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.870118 del
>>870113
Just buy a 10 dollar one.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.870119 del
>>870094
I am right thanks i have plenty of Dubious computer parts. I have a like 10 old HDDs about 5 portable ones, A pile od SSDs, even a HP xenon workstation gather dust....

I even have a 2060 just sitting in a drawer i cant be fucked installing. I dont game so it would just be a higher power bill.

If anything i should just be buying some used apple M1 mac minis and saving on power...


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.870120 del
>>870099
Everyone just thinks it must be splash back from washing your hands, because everyone has been in that situation.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.870121 del
>>870106
i am not a weeb but is Kastsu japanese for Pork ? if so all the sushi trays i have been buying suddenly makke more sense.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.870122 del
I know you can get chicken katsu. It is fried chicken.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.870123 del
>>870106
That sauce sounds nice and easy. Do you use it on anything else? I think itd be good with beef strips and cabbage


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.870124 del
graphics card arrives today. i will find out whether coil whine is a graphic card problem or a power supply problem. Please please plase be a graphics card problem because otherwise i will have to go outside multiple times to return it.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.870125 del
I also have to go outside 2+ times today because i have 3 packages arriving


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.870127 del
>>870125
Going outside is good for you NEET. You can handle it.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.870128 del
>>870119
>I even have a 2060 just sitting
Might as well use it, I run a Radeon RX 6600 XT 8GB card in my mint system and I don't game.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.870129 del
>>870116
Semi accurate. Its was a string of failures that led to that point. I got paralytic drunk the other week on vodka and dropped my last cognac balloon glass, when i go for a ride i put the bubbly in a water bottle. For some reason last night i decided to keep drinking out of a water bottle like a boong and stupidly refilled it on my desk.... a few drops fell onto the keyboard. Woe.

If i just left it for the morning i would have been ok.

>>870118
thing is i grew up with trackpads. i dont like mice. I am curently typing on a microsoft keyboard trackpad dromt he booking kiosk. Its nasty.

Also i have been wanting a magic trackpad for a while.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.870130 del
>>870125
Go for a nice walk.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.870132 del
I finished playing KOTOR. Did it as evil. I was over it all by the end. Have played the game too many times. It gets too easy after a certain point, even on maximum difficulty.

I don't think I will play KOTOR 2 again now.
I need to find something else.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.870133 del
>>870132
Never finished it. Loved KOTOR 1. KOTOR 2 was by the same people who did planescape torment, which made me want to play it, but I eventually got bored.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.870134 del
>>870129
Could you click anywhere on the Corsair K83 or did you have to use the dedicated mouse buttons above the trackpad? That would put me off.
Should have gotten a 10keyless keeb either way


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.870136 del
>>870134
it was multi touch, it had gestures and everthing

RIP

i have had always had thing for buying expensive keyboard and trackpad combos

https://www.ebay.com/itm/395471916787


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.870137 del
The Japs make a good sammich.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.870138 del
Kek, the captcha thing reads '0beece'.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.870139 del
Finally did the tasks I said I was going to do yesterday and prematurely ate all those neet treats to reward myself. No neet treats now.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.870140 del
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>>870138
They never leave us alone.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.870141 del
>>870138
That's the cheat code to the secret ausneets staff board.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.870142 del
>>870139
You don't need to do anything to deserve a treat. NEET treats are a human right.


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NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.870144 del
@womboflix i came across this thread last night.... it may contain some moofie ideas.

i was thinking of adding "a thousand junkies to the list"

https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/200758376/what-films-best-depict-the-lives-of-hard-core


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.870145 del
>>870142
Time to exercise your rights neets.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.870146 del
>>870144
You don't even turn up.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.870147 del
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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.870148 del
>>870145
>exercise
Never.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.870149 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.870150 del
>>870144
Thats a good thread.
Cherry 2021 sounds good too.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.870151 del
7 THOUSAND TWINK LINKS


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.870152 del
>>870150
Cherry Ripe 190g sounds better.


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.870153 del
PINKY STECKER


NEET 07/02/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.870154 del
New Thread: >>870126
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New Thread: >>870126
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