I'm watching (You), Cruisey.

>>833643
Thanks NEET.

I would like to praise webby for all those excellent museum photos

Praise him, praise him. Hear hear.

I heard Weber's patronus is a pepper pie.

>>833661
>Karl Urban stars as Judge Dredd
I didn't know it had Karl Urban. I might give it a watch. I liked him in The Boys.

might put on some dungeon synth and do some programming

>>833665
Thank you for introducing me to that music from last time

>>833665
Good luck NEET. Big programming session.

>>833644
Tfw seen

Must feel nice to have someone take such an interest in you.

>>833668
he needs some sexual healing

>>833669
Must suck to not have gang stalkers making sure you're safe all the time.

>>833670
Gentle strokes.

Just saw a mob of Tiffo's look in my letterbox.

>>833673
Explain what happened please.

>>833674
exactly what it sounds like

>>833673
We thought we heard someone in there

>>833675
Did he talk to all the white neighbours?

>>833677
He gave the junkies a nod and scowled at the Indian family.

Hope you're not eating red meat today.

I wish I could have got one of those pork roasts.

>>833679
already desecrated the hot cross buns with ham and cheese - it's ok right? I'm not jewish

>>833681
>hot cross buns with ham and cheese
Vile.

>>833683
I remember those.

out of flour and the shops are shut. FML

>>833685
No reserves?

>>833685
What flour do you use?

>>833685
have you tried those service stations that are also 24 hour coles/woolies?

>>833688
also if you type in 'flour' to ubereats and sort by delivery time you can find places close to you that are selling flour and are open today

>>833689
Why would I go with uber when flouronline has a guarranteed 30 minute delivery with a selection of two dozen brands?

Behold, sticky rice.
Looks like you could eat a lot of it, but even a quarter of this would bring an executive to a dead stop.
More advanced sticky rice coming soon

3rd poo for the day, wondering where it's all coming from

My job provider is making me go to some "pre-interview information session" for a supposed warehouse job
Is this just a total scam? Why would you need a pre-interview information session?

>>833696
Vile

>>833691
Looks good NEET.

7/11 should be open?

>>833692
That fish looks good.

>>833696
Disgusting video.

>>833690
>flouronline
Sawdust and chalk powder posing as flour.

A warm easter

>>833692
Looks like a nice feed.

>>833692
Wonderful feed

>>833696
employment is a scam

>>833695
>real deal see ya in
Top secret snooping operation no doubt.

Hope Sir doesn't let me down

>>833699
Depends on where you are.

>>833692
ow did you runn off the road?

>>833710
That is all sir can do. They are programmed to disappoint.

>>833695
ow is 4095 your postcode?

>>833712
I didn’t. That was from the other bloke’s car on Wednesday morning

>>833714
Is your H key broken?
I didn’t write it and it’s not.

I hope this flagless NEET with the low quality posts is not the real Tiffin.

made a ham, cheese and egg muffin for lunch

Did any neets grow up calling the midday meal dinner and the evening meal tea?

>>833717
Tiffin has always been low quality.

>>833716
are those pajeets in your car convoy?

>>833718
Big muffin?

I'm going to break another NEET's h key tonight.

>>833723
So it was you wo broke my key

>>833719
>evening meal tea?
That or dinner.

>midday meal dinner
Never heard that in Australia.

>>833720
slander.

>>833711
>>833713
Blessed is Pajeet for he gives zero fucks about some fulla names Jesus.

We should have separate calendar events in the southern hemisphere.
Easter is about rebirth and Horus. Doesn't make sense when our stars say the opposite.

>>833719
Lunch.

>>833717
Tiff's above even responding to the bait. Staunch as fuck.
Need to get my shit together. Need to get big calves from mountain treking and watch my protein intake. Strong jaw from eating nuts and biltong. Correct chrst posture from carrying a 223 over my shoulder and being unreactive to wasps when they fly nearby. Smooth and clean, like an m16. Drink directly from the stream. Bank cards and telephones left at the homestead. Eucalyptus oil in the morning air, watching the fog across the hills. Poking the embers to get the fire restarted and boiling a pot. Sachets for lyfe. Double brew that was yoinked from the truckstop. Galahs in the distance.
Are they're deers in the hills in tassie?

>>833735
Some fresh herb and a squeeze of lemon would've taken it to the next level!

>>833732
Well bantered.

Might watch Passion of teh Christ tonight. Never seen it. Maybe just skip through to the violent bits.

>>833729
>Easter is about rebirth and Horus
If you can find a good youtube explaining this conspiracy theory we'll play it on womboflix tomorrow night

>>833739
spoiler: jesus dies in it - but in the director's cut we see he was actually ok all along

>>833733
Tiffin doesnt post here anymore
>deer
Yeah the're elusive tho.

Has anyone here ever gotten a job from a centrelink job provider, or are they all straight up scammers? How do I fail my job interview if they try to get me employed?

>>833746
Say you're pregnant

>>833746
What's up with your posts today?

>>833746
I got one and it was dogshit, not worth it.

>>833746
Is that normal?

>>833749
What kind of job and how much paid?

>>833751
Underwater ceramic technician and shit all

Shopping online used to be cheap.
Now eBay shipping is fucked and you have all this account shit with amazon

>>833753
Amaxon is pretty easy to make an account and navigate around. Sir delivering is much more complicated.

>>833754
>Amaxon
You're such a retard.

>>833755
*your

>>833756
*Y'all

Our gooners are struggling.

>>833659
Quality content from The Big Marn.

wish gary busey were my daddy

Gary Bussy.

No meat is difficult. Had a jatz and Mediterranean vegetables dip.
Garn have fish and chips for dinner.

>>833745
There are some in the hills down south here. I think you can shoot them in some parts.

>>833758
Drow breastmilk, thanks to those who produce it having centuries of exposure to cave fungi and molds and the faezress, tastes a little more mushroomy than minty elfen breastmilk. To any humans who sample it, the result is a little more chalky, and ever so slightly tart/hot (the same way those tiny cinammon heart Valentine's Day hard candies have heat), but to elves who sample drow breast milk, it tastes sweeter than it seems to humans (and far less minty than their own breast milk). Interestingly, to dwarves, both elven and drow breast milk taste a lot like (original, unsweetened) licorice.

tomorrow my life starts. Todays already over

>>833767
Sounds like a plan.

>>833764
Based.

>>833767
Sounds do-able.

>>833763
I had lamb chops.

>>833763
Why aren't you eating meat?

>>833772
Did you eat it out? Would have get some funny looks if you did

>>833773
He's turned into a vegetable.

>>833776
It's in the bag.

Garn buy a MacBook Pro and wireless gaming headphones next centrelink advance .

Watching GregO eating a hamburger.
Country full of heathens.

Does anyone know if it’s possible to get a home loan on DSP?

>>833780
I wouldn't think so.

>>833778
>MacBook Pro
Why?

>>833774
Down to the bones.

>>833780
Dsp is more secure than a salary, you can't get fired from dsp. And the house is worth the same no matter who owns it so your collateral is as good as anyone's

>>833691
When I lived with some Asians they'd often buy sticky rice parcels wrapped in some sort of leaf. Really nice.

>>833782
To make music and study on.
>>833784
Cool

>>833694
This Pokemon saga is the worst.

Nuro posted an old photo depicting mild weather during a cyclone, once.

>>833767
>Todays already over
I am amazed how once again I've managed to spend most the day without achieving anything. Still, day isn't over yet, going to try and get a little bit of study done.

>>833780
That might have worked 30 years ago, but with housing prices what they are, you'll never be able to pay the loan. You'd need to move out into the desert somewhere.

>>833791
Fuck. What if me and someone else were both on dsp paying off the same

>>833791
>>833792
The same loan*

>>833786
>To make music and study on.
MacBook OS is an Ubuntu port. Buy a lightweight and cheaper machine for better bang for your buck.

>>833792
>>833793
The loan requirements are based on your income/spend ratio. If you can show and convince them that your combined income meets the ratio for the amount lowed you could go with a low-doc lender through a mortgage broker (unless you want to apply to them individually). The interest rate will be high but you could try to refinance with someone else at a cheaper rate. The hardest part is getting the loan, it is a bit more relaxed around refinancing a loan.

>>833794
> MacBook OS is an Ubuntu port
What the fuck are you talking about? No it isn’t. I’m getting it secondhand for cheap anyway. It outclasses other laptops at its price range

garn get some fish and chips for dindins neets, what would you like? My shout.

The barber said my hair is thinning. At least one part of me is getting fatter. Woe.

There are still heaps of VPN IPs banned for "garbage" which was imissfather's way of saying "insufficiently reverential of nuro".

>>833798
you garn into the restaurant there?

>>833802
The whole tower has been closed to the public since 2021. The restaurant closed about 10 years ago.

>>833797
A dozen of them tartare squeezy things.

>>833797
3 pieces fish please.

Macs are for teenage girls. I don't know why you'd buy one otherwise.

>>833798
Take some pictures from the very top.

>>833798
Impressive

Finger ‘food’ for ‘dinner’ in a room with horrendous acoustics. Went back to my room and ate a bag of party mix. I left 7 cans of drink in my cooler bag in somebody else’s room 3 hours ago because there was supposed to be a happening that didn’t happen and now I have nothing to drink unless I go to the bar and pay top dollar. Even if I rescue my cans they will be tepid by now.

>>833807
So I can’t play video games on it

>>833796
>No it isn’t
Yes Unix
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like#/media/File%3AUnix_history-simple.svg

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix-like

https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/ocean-view-blocked-by-malicious-neighbour/news-story/061990b57713f3b23165209271f1bd3c
lol based

>>833813
I know it’s Unix based. Doesn’t mean it’s an Ubuntu port. What am I saying? I don’t care what you think.

My cans came back. Put them in the fridge.

>>833816
Welcome back cans.

Did Endchan get some new code today? It seems different on my phone.

>>833812
Dawwwww

>>833810
Woe. What a turn of events.

>>833821
Trust the system.

>>833816
Did you get the shakes?

>>833824
It doesn’t set in that quickly

>>833825
I was getting them just reading it

>>833785
That's exactly what I'm making next, but they're a food handling nightmare. Rice that stays warm for too long, no beuneo.
>>833804
Thank fuck, it was a death trap.

>>833817
that is pure bizzare right there.

>>833823
I wouldn't be surprised if they legalized gambling on the spot.

Make sure you clean your penis neets.

>The medical professional peeled back the man's foreskin and beheld the revolting accumulation of sickly yellow-brown smegma.

As Dr. Chen cleaned up the calcified scales of dirt, oil, and dead skin, a foul odour began to fill the clinic on March 14

>>833830
Gross. That happened to me when I was a teenager and first discovered that shit myself

>>833733
Well written.

>>833737
Well bantered.

>>833733
>>833832
Not without poetry.

>>833780
Not if that is your only source of income.

Fixed washing machine, big win

>>833836
He could get an extra income by selling all the NEETs dried smegma on ebay.

>>833837
Well done neet.

>>833797
Battered prawns, calamari rings and potato fritters please. NO seafood extenders.

Checkout lass asked if the laxatives I was buying were effective.

Put myself to bed

>>833798
You just activated your vax bro. I'm sorry.

>>833841
Should have told her you’d help clean out her pipes

>>833842
Night.

>>833810
>Went back to my room and ate a bag of party mix.
Big woe.

>>833842
Sleep tight.

>>833810
Get Sir to deliver sloppa.

>>833837
Good work NEET.

>>833841
What did you tell her?

>>833842
Good night NEET.

>There was a 1 hour wait for fish and chips
Hopefully it was worth it

Really looking forward to my Gesture eggs
>Gesture eggs: Cadbury outlet store criticised over Easter rebrand
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-68673505

>>833844
Should've Sean Connery'd the bitch

>>833850
I said you'll have to try them and see. So embarrassing.

>>833852
That's ridiculous.

>>833853
Not a comfy post

>>833855
it's a new record for easter friday, also it's the price of living in a majority white neighbourhood

>>833852
Woe, hope so.

>>833856
And yet the other post about buying a gun to commit murder was okay with you. Curious.

>>833859
Easter Egg lives matter mate

>>833859
Funny innit

>>833840
>fritters
scallops!

>>833862
>scallops!
Aren't even real.

>>833863
Potato ones are.

which states call them potato cakes?

Getting obsessed with predator 2

why are atheists always hideous obese neckbeards?

>>833868
kek

If he came over and knocked on the boot, I would have taken him to dinner. I couldn't pay though.

>>833871
Hope you had a good day boot neet, looking forward to all the pics from inside the boot.

>>833869
Same reason NEETs are.

I steal from disabled people

>>833875
Cruisey No!

might do something to get sued

Weber is a black belt in aikido.

Night.

I would love to be a rich scottish duck

>>833881
Night.

I was recruited by the CIA once.

>>833881
Good night Pidge. xx

>>833884
Did your handler have an Indian accent and ask you to buy apple gift cards?

think i might buy a pet possum and name him peter keyes - can you buy them off gumtree?

>Dont watch porn or wank
>Dont play videogames
>Dont watch anime
I know these are supposed to be good things, but its solely because I cant enjoy anything anymore

>>833887
h-how did you know? Do you work for them too?

Cruisey are you up to speed with this red heifer situation?
What is your take on it?

>>833888
Just buy the cheap version from AliExpress they're all basically the same.

finna bust a nut in yo ass

>>833888
You can get them for free off trees.

I bet Cruisey is an Arian.

>>833894
You can just take possums home from the park?

>>833897
We need nuro to settle this, we should've consulted him before.

>>833889
Nice flag.

>>833896
Yes they are just like ducks.

>>833898
It's about time someone here told you, he isn't real.

Carn Freo, need this bet to hit

>>833903
poorly bantered

>>833902
Big multi?

Has anyone else noticed opening spoilers work on mobile now?

>>833907
Something actually works now?

>>833908
Yes it looks like the quick reply box on mobile is better now too

>>833905
Me in the middle.

>>833909
phoneposter

>>833906
Just freo head to head

looking forwards to a big chocolate binge tomorrow on some gesture eggs

>>833912
what actually happens when you put diesel into a petrol engine?

>>833914
An empty gesture.

>>833911
It’s better to post from bed. I can’t sit up all day with my weight

>>833915
the diesel will not be able to easily pass through the fuel filter. Instead, it will clog up the fuel filter. And whatever amount of diesel that then makes its way to the engine will clog the fuel injectors, making them inoperable. This will result in the engine gumming up and seizing.

might buy an interdental toothbrush tomorrow

>>833919
Gum problems?

>>833920
I feel so, yes

>>833921
Start flossing every night.

Still looking for him.
Annoys me that it's going to be a mildly warm weekend. I was hoping for cool weather to encourage me to leave the house.

>>833921
Bum problems?

>>833923
He died.

avocado on toast

>>833923
I’ve been on here awhile and never heard of proudneet

>>833891
2024 is 6000 minus 291(i think) which is the agreed margin of error amongst chabbad rabbis for counting the age of earth since Adam. Apparently Armageddon is supposed to take place by 6000, which might be now.

>>833926
Based

>>833927
He probably never used the handle here. But I know he lurked here at some point. So if he still does he might see that and ask who is stalking him.

This ProudNEET might actually be shame NEET.

Wanna rock out in the Hamptons with Ina and Jeffrey.

>>833928
schizo

>>833927
same

>>833927
newfag

>>833928
the end's a coming

>>833930
how are we supposed to know about neets who lurked here and never post?

Kino Jap train doco

>>833923
He's gone neet, time to move on and just remember the good times you had together.

this post has no sponsor

>>833931
he changed his name once he encountered nuro and understood what true basedness is

>>833937
You're not. The idea is if he sees that: he knows he used that name.

Arresting the hosts of Triple J and replacing them with Weber and Tom Sewell

>>833935
Shut up you don’t know him either

>>833945
spiral.gif

I don't think Proudneet would have gone and done something like become a wagey. He had a nice set up. He managed to get himself on Disability in his 20s and had a two or three bedroom Commission flat to himself.

I saw proudneet on the train wearing odd shoes and nicotine stains on his fingers.

>>833947
> like become a wagey
A vile thought.

>>833948
lol

>>833949
It's one I keep thinking about. I am so impure.

>>833947
>two or three bedroom Commission flat
he probably got kicked out to make room for a clan of somalis

Speaking of the Commission. You guys ever watch this Spanian guy's videos? I watched a few and he points out that he visits suburbs that are mostly housing commission houses and flats - and most of those houses and flats appear to be empty.
How long do squatter's rights take to kick in? You could probably just change the locks on one of those places and move in.

being retards on discord

i'll commission you

>>833954
keep it there

>>833953
>squatter's rights
I think they only exist in very narrow circumstances. Each state is different.

>>833951
Maybe he found religion and moved on.

Weber will either save us or doom us.

>>833947
Wtf am I proud neet?

>>833960
Nice m8, what did you get on disability for?

>>833961
extreme sexual deviance

>>833960
We thought you were dead.

kwebbelkop?!?!?!

Up to $92 from that $10 bet last weekend

>>833963
I don't think they give you that kind of government money for that. I think they give you a 70k+ public servant job.

NT children's comm. raises concerns over police powers

i have jacked off into cyberspace

>>833966
Well done King. Imagine how much more you would be up if you made bigger bets.

I’m proud neets evil alter ego, shame neet

>>833972
he should take a payday loan for his next round of betting

Eating BEANS

>>833975
and max out his centrelink advance payments. You gotta strike while things are hot.

>>833976
literally my exact body posture

>>833944
Tom would rattle off fanatically and Webber would keep Tom on topic occasionally with an easy question

>>833931
Don't gaslight him

>>833978
#YOLO

>>833975
Exactly right. He would be a millionaire.

>>833977
Baked beans?

>>833979
#metoo

failed to do anything productive today, will get my shit together tomorrow

>>833987
take a break tomorrow and start the next day

Singing about pepperpinati

>>833987
I had an awful day as well. Been an awful week, actually

The Sopranos are the same way as to the beach and pool

Strange seeing a train that isn't covered in graffiti.

>>833993
We'll run a train on you 😉

Good song

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H2h1MY70uag [Embed]

>>833996
Doubt it

>>833986
Handsome fella

Might pay for a blowie

$120 for blow and go, $150 for half an hour.

The madness returns

>>834000
Post pics.

Ernest Jungers birthday

>>834002
I don't do that for safety reasons.
Out calls $400 and $50 prepaid for uber through facebook pay pass.
NO NAT, NO anal, no 100 questions about why not! lol

$50 is for the uber because apparently they get catfished.

Mitigation

>>834003
I bet you haven't even read Storm of Steel.

The neighbours are outside.

>>834004
Well written.

Might got to Drakes tomorrow and get a Vili's pasty and goulash pie.

Have the engine running I might not be long.

>>834010
Text me to know what time you will be dropping mine in.

>>834008
Big domestic scene?

>>834001
Did it ever go away?

Is there a way to remove dental calculus yourself?

>>834015
No it is too tough. Do not try. See a dentist.

>>834016
Westinghouse 420L.

>>834016
At least no reflection.

Considering that old familiar uber trip

Biriyani gets danker with the addition of boiled eggs

>>834021
$89?

can't fall asleep, woe. Don't dare have moe chamomile

Two promite sandwiches for dinner

>>834025
Poverty rations.

>>834022
A metaphor for life.

Regret nearly everything I've done in my adult life.

>>834027
Facebook employees have that tattooed:
>meta4lyfe

>>834025
>promite
Owned by Seppos since 1967

>>834021

will gook lady's even be open today?

Big rape

you idiots need to go to bed

there's never going to be a cute anime girl in your life

>>834034
Everyone in prison gets one of those shirts

Acquired a cup of chamomile

NK you boong.

>>834029
Well bantered.

>>834040
I thought he left ages ago

>>834043
yeah, I wish I had tried

>>834039
Full blown addiction.

>>834044
NEET I know what you mean but these sort of ruminations do not do us any good. Look to the future, the past is gone and done with.

>>834037
Saw a dude at teh beach not long ago with that logo tattooed on his lower back, a la 'tramp stamp'.