Farts are keeping me awake. I've opened my windows for fear of suffocation.

>>796465
Orally.

I think the choppah crashed again.

morning bros

>>796468
Morning

>>796468
Good morning NEET.

>>796468
>>796469
Good Morning NEETies

Bakehouse still closed. Using up the last of the tendies from the freezer. Comfy rainy day ahead. God I hope stammers gets flooded again.

Might do my poo soon.

ngl neets, disappointed by the lack of apocalyptic tsunamis in japan today

>>796471
Good morning NEET.

Yep, think I'm gonna poo.

>>796473
Yes it was all a bit of a let down.

>>796473
>>796476
Were you guys up and late and got sucked into a HAPPENING thread on /pol/ ??

>>796477
No.

still waiting for action from the back section. may need a white mondster

>>796479
The tradesmans entrance remains closed.

>>796411
That is from Indian Jones

>>796481
Detergents brother?

garn kmart to get myself a plus size tshirt, you neets need anything?

Rawrrrr

Moooooo

>>796483
One banana please.

Oink

>>796484
>>796485
Those are awesome, where is that at?

Honk

*possum noises*

Baaaaa

These dinosaurs aren't to scale.

>>796492
they're smaller than my hand when I hold it up between the screen and my face

Ribbet

A few weeks ago I thought I'd discovered the world's first irish catholic will an iq over 100. I now realise the guy is probably a protestant.*

>>796495
Yeah Catholic Will is a good bloke.

>>796484
>>796485
>>796487
>>796489
>>796490
>>796491
>>796494
I enjoyed the images and added sound effects.

Chinky Walkie Talkie went through customs finally, didn't realise it I should not have bought it. But from what I understand it is illegal to operate without a licence and on some frequencies is that correct?
I only wanted to use it to receive at this stage.

>>796499
Maybe play around with the programmable spyware too.

>>796484
>>796485
>>796487
>>796489
>>796490
>>796491
>>796494
You motherfucker

>>796488
It is at Barossa Bowland where I expressed a desire to be taken the other day. He is an arsehole.

IKEA fish and chips is shit.

>>796503
What a bastard!

>>796504
You're meant to make a table out of it not eat it.

>>796506
kek

Having a Guinness and sending big harrumph thoughtwaves at him.

>>796508
What if it's like telepathically edging?

>>796508
I could go a guinness or three tbh.

Going a bit more production line today.

>>796511
me on the left

>>796511
Hopefully the gray makes it easier.

14 feedpacks of turkey, northern white beans, and cranberries, in the freezer. I've done at least one thing today

>>796514
Well done NEET.

>>796514
Well done NEET.

>>796512
I shall paint you first
>>796513
Yeah I'm hoping to skip a few purple coats lol

>>796514
Well prep'd

Exhausted after doing all my cooking for today. I'll have to do it all again tomorrow. I need to get into the feedpacks.

>>796497
I genuinely can not tell if this is meant to be bingo by or about IGA. Is the person causing the points to be scored nuro or IGA?

>>796471
You need to clean up your diet.

>>796520
You really can't tell?
Really?

Lol

>>796519
what meals are you feedpacking?
>>796520
that smart thing to do is not to care

>>796512
Someone chopped one of your arms off.

>>796524
I haven't decided. Probably bean bolognese.

>>796522
I'm leaning towards it being IGA but nuro makes all those posts apart from the weebshit. Most of the 4chan posting here is from nuro too. His cringey orb meme etc.

I don't know whether this is one or two boxes to tick off now.

>>796526
the feedpack of champions

>>796530
>LINE!
*BINGO!

I'm not IGA you retard.

>>796524
>not to care
It is a rather tiresome topic. I wish we could have a complete ban on both of them and then just forbid all discussion and dickriding about them.

>>796533
I would be completely in favour of that but as long as we have to put up with the retards on a daily basis I will laugh at them.

>>796534
?

>>796533
We already did that at the end of last year remember ? Nuro actually fucked off for 6 months but IGA was fucking with us here fucking every single day because it’s now how the unemployable bum pretty much defines its entire existence.

>>796537
kek

I wish to fuck I'd included a blame the wrong NEET box
Kek

>>796537
cruisey still hasn't taken me to blerdcon, where we were gonna cruise around talking up them fine negresses

>>796540
and a murder your pet chicken box

>>796538
This is his way of telling us he doesn't like it when we laugh at him.

>>796541
He stopped taking NEETs to cons after the time he took Weber and Tiffin in full regalia.

>>796544
They totally ruined Ponycon 21

>>796544
the world is not yet ready for those webby-at-blerdcon videos

>>796522
I couldnt either.

>>796534
Webers lack of words says more

>>796537
I dont comment on NEETs weight.

>>796549
That's Wednesday

>>796550
You tell prospective clients that they are billed by the kilogram.

>>796552
Cubit*
I bill by girth.

Executive mongs are just part of the economies of scale. More Mong, more Mong bux.

>>796550
Sorry that he keeps blaming you for me.

WEBER FAT==

>>796550
Makes up nasty names for them. "Chortler".

>>796558
He called me a choof poof once.

There was shid stains in my big fella trunks when I got home from IKEA.

>>796560
He will rue that day! Rue it he will!

he'd a very rue boy

The undercoat worked, purple has come up nice.
I think I can get away with one more coat and some highlights.

>>796564
How did you do that weathered brass look?

>>796565
On the inside of his elbow? Thats a trick of the light tbh, don't know how it happened.

>>796564
Looks good, I would like to see it after the next coat.

>>796567
Shall do I am doing 4 at once so it will be a bit later on.

>>796566
>>796565
Looked again with my glass and there was a bit of red paint I hadn't painted over fully.
So deep red with thin black and thin metallic over it.

>>796561
Chux cleanse?

>>796564
did you put a strategically dabbed bit of brown paint on his pants?

>>796538
You never left the board you cancerous faggot.

Eating a big slice of watermelon.

might be nordy later

I'm trying to eat more for the sake of my lifting but I'm struggling.

Mongk better be at the gym tonight.

Just had my walk and there was homeless guy has set up camp by the river.
Stark fucking naked in the middle of the arvo 5m from a public path.
I yelled some abuse at him and called the cops, fuck that shit.

>>796576
He must be preparing his to-do list for 2024 to post first.

>>796576
Weber has him for Code Camp

>>796578
I am expecting an extremely good list.

>>796579
Are programming socks a course requirement for students?

toast and custard for dindins

>>796581
Yes. The first lesson is just Weber demonstrating how to put the socks on and then personally putting the socks on his students.

>>796582
Interesting combination.

>>796574
You better not be.

>>796494
>>796491
>>796490
>>796489
>>796487
>>796485
>>796484
ThankYou

>>796577
He was waiting for you.

>>796587
Possum u bitch

AfternoonTea

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12914063/Back-drawing-board-bizarre-snaps-leave-wondering-designer-thinking.html
Bill has been traveling.

>>796590
>>796590
Which neet are you?

>>796590
Why is the carpark on a 30 degree incline?

>>796590
1 group giant feast please, aioli sauces, and if the drive thru chick is a qt ask her what she's doing tonight.

Honestly NEETs if you need a cop in a hurry report a naked bloke
I called them during covid about dirtbikers cutting down trees with a chainsaw down there and got nothing
Took them 20 minutes for naked guy

>>796595
They dont want to engage dirt bikers because if they fall off the cop faces a load of bullshit

>>796596
These ones were chopping trees down to make paths and chucking it all in the river

>>796597
That was tiffin and his mates and they were floating those spars downstream to their camp.

>>796598
That was a good moofie.

>>796598
The phrase loghopper comes from doing that.
When the logs would jam up in the river they would send black slaves out to break up the logjam and they would have to hop real quick to get back to the riverbank.

It's also where nigger in the woodpile comes from.

Tiffin once addressed me as 'city boy' and asked me 'where you goin'?'

>>796602
Me and Weber
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4C1LARnXmiE [Embed]

>>796596
The farmers in Longreach would string up wire across trails to stop kids trespassing on ag bikes.

>>796606
>-621328591
some kind of integer overflow?

>>796607
I too was confused.

Are any of you quitting porn for 2024?

>>796609
lol no, I have enough bad habits which take priority

>>796608
>>796607
A post number. Likely from 4chan with how high the number is. No idea what board.

>>796610
Smoking?

>>796610
Based Chad Prioritiser.

>>796612
overeating, internet addiction, never doing anything, excess caffeine use, gaming....there's only so much time per day I can waste wanking, so it's self limiting

My brain has been all fucked the last few weeks.

>>796614
>internet addiction
>never doing anything
I forgot that they were even vices lol.

>>796567
The first coat actually looks better I think,I'll see how it goes with the bright coat.

>>796609
Sort of. Not looking at it while Motherbat is here and I can't wank.

>>796617
It looks darker and deeper.

>>796619
Yeah, it's sort of a base for the brighter final one.
I try and leave some of the dark round the edges for depth.

>>796617
Looks good.

>>796623
I kek'd a little

There is a vile thread in the catalogue.

Thinking of rewatching Harry Potter 88.

So tired. Going to have another nap.

>>796628
G'nap

Foot slut.

>>796559
That wasnt me either.

>>796630
Took me a while to see the foot.

>>796631
I'm still blaming you.

>>796558
Whimsical term of endearment

>>796576
Chest session complete. Lots of new people. Thankfully no new jeet faces, just lots of chicks sitting on their phone in the functional workout area. I think there was even a downie there.

I have called him a choof poof many times.

>>796627
It's a good moofie.

>>796634
Tbf I am fairly certain Weber does in fact chortle.

>>796564

Snazzy. Cut your nails

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-IIJXVpDAwg [Embed]
Nordy Pants On

One of the pilots from that seaworld chopper collision had cogaine in his system

>>796642
Not enough evidently.
Disappointed the niggers he had onboard didn't die.

>>796643
They must be superior to the people who died.

>>796644
just nothing up top to injure

Did that NEET look at any news?

Big boss randomly gave me money today, a lot of money. Turns out I have been an instrument of evil the whole time. Woe.

>>796648
Thanks NEET.

>>796649
That's terrible NEET would you like me to get rid of all that evil money for you?

>>796646
No.

>>796652
Well done.

>>796649
You should give it to a worthwhile charity.

>>796649
Do you know how many Marsupials are dying for want of a little garlic bread?

>>796627
It will be up to 100 before the tv series come out.

from just $400 a week, you can sponsor a possum child, providing him with all the nourishing garlic bread he needs to survive and prosper

>>796655
Thanks.

>>796658
Kek

>>796658
He's worth every cent.

I caught Possum pollinating my flowers once.

>>796662
Hot!

I threw Possum and some other marsupial off a cliff once because they were doing gay kanoodling once

QUADS AN ALLA NEETS GONNA HAVA GOOD YEAR
NOBAD SHITS GONNA HAPPEN
ONLY DA GOOD SHIT
WOIT FULLA BLACK FULLA NEET FULLA

>>796664
Did they land in a canoe?

>>796666
Thanks Wizzy.

>>796666
Thanks Wizzy.

>>796671
>>796670
Awesome.
That swan in the second one is lord of the ducks.

>>796666
Thanks, fulla.

The Mallard Master

>>796629
Thanks neet. It was a deep nap. Lots of sleeping on this new lifting plan.

>>796670
>>796671
Very nice.

Goddamit, here too???
Anyway gonna listen that song again.

>>796676
You need the recharge for the next lifting.

>>796679
Yeah, that is tonight. Four sessions a week. Sounds doable. Very taxing with how soon I'm back at it though.

>>796678
Too much multitasking?

>>796678
wat song

>>796681
Apparently.

>>796682
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=3ErJbNFPnHE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ErJbNFPnHE [Embed]

Actually this song.
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=M_DHwp5vYBI
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M_DHwp5vYBI [Embed]
The other one has mostly the chorus part which is crap. The verse part is cool.

There is a particular style of sunglasses worn by bad homes.

>>796685
And those red shoes.

>>796683
I got thrown out of a Midnight Oil concert once.

>>796685
which ones?

Skyrim neet offered to take me on a romantic date to blackreach once, but wouldn't show me the way out of the cavern without putting out first

>>796690
He did the same thing to me.

>>796690
It's an easy mistake to make

My drink was spiked with a nirn root concoction.

>>796693
With moon sugar.

I used to be a NEET like you but then I took a job to the knee

>>796695
Kek.

What's the matter, can't stand the sight of a strong boong woman?

Cruisey used the black sacrament to have a troublesome client killed once.

>>796690
You did make this character though.

In the mood for rape

Giving a shout out to you know who for this one !

At gym.

It keeps spamming the same files again and again.

>>796702
The sound is good quality.

>>796702
Based.

>>796703
Lift an extra 30kg for me please.

Home. 11hrs later.

>>796709
kek well bantered.

>>796710
Boong zone time?

I hope that monk can ban the pests now that he is on his sober arc.

4 days without exercise, I need to do better

>>796713
one of the banned needs will dox goondaddy and keep ordering jimmybrings to deliver cheap goon to the shed until he falls off the wagon and can't ban anyone

I bet Weber's already forgiven me.

>>796713
Right after he posts his to-do list no doubt.

Lots of residual fatigue from my session yesterday. That was bench/squat, today is ohp/deadlift. On the overhead press.

>>796555
Heh

>>796590
>made the hard way
Ive never seen that slogan before

>>796595
In a perfect world, we'd all be naked by the river.
Was he having a wash?

>>796606
Cool

>>796722
No, sitting on the other bank stark naked legs spread.
He wasn't doing anything but he didn't seem ashamed or try to cover himself.

>>796704
I am sorry but you are going to have to cite some proof to your argument Le unemployable university pseudo intellectual … 🧐

>>796649
Did you make an invoice reconciliation program?

Now this is some 5 dimensional mong shit right here lol.

>>796722
Bossman power move evaluating a future mong.

>>796728
He wants to cut down on the mong washing bills.

>>796666
Unna
Good fella

>>796727
Sounds like a serious poo.

>>796731
A clogger so heavy it ruptures time and space.

>>796687
Go on.

Woman with jiggly tits is skipping in my mirror.

>>796734
For being falling over drunk, sorry it's not an interesting tale.
I did think they stamped my wrist piss off but it was pass out.

>>796735
Give her a slap on the arse.

>>796736
bad neet

>>796702
I still have bedroom eyes stuck in my head now and then

Night.

>>796739
I have normal eyes in my head.

>>796712
I'm trying to be less of a boong.
I'll likely have a choof later tonight.
I had a pint with dinner before the ducks.

>>796740
G'night

She looks Italian or something. Had a good perconf.

>>796724
Good on him.

>>796740
Goodnight.

>>796744
kate cebrano?

>>796710
Big day. well done. 👍

>>796745
It's a public area, kids play there and old folks walk their dogs.

>>796729
I'll bill linen services and he can wear their clothes before giving them back.

>>796740
Good night pidge. xx

And the last thing I want to see when I'm having my after lunch choof is a fat old blokes todger

>>796747
I don't know who that is. She is gone now so I'm back to deadlifting.

>>796753
>deadlifting
Ah, the mirror makes sense now.
I thought you were the NEET who sees interesting things sometimes.

>>796710
Welcome back.

>>796714
Start tomorrow.

You see some strange things out bush.

>>796757
Boongs pinched his reindeer

>>796754
No, sorry I wasn't clear. I'm dying in-between sets here. Legs are fucked from the squats yesterday and it is a grind now.

have any bush neets ever seen yowies or the big cats that are claimed to be wandering around?

think i might have some cheese

>>796760
I've seen a few big feral cats but not panther size ones.

>>796736
That's how you should leave an oil concert.
You get some prime unna afterwards?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=16bFBzx7I_0 [Embed]

>>796713
imissfather can do it.

>>796757
Heh cool

>>796760
Those panthers were apparently from a Moscow circus in the early 1900s.
I think they're a myth, although I've never spent much time in the eastern states.
I've seen cats as big as wombats, that could probably eat a dog.

>>796763
No but I ran into my mate with choof I'd lost at the concert which was great.
When peter garret starting going on about some politician the whole audience started chanting SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SING which was funny and to his credit he shut up and sang.

>>796764
He is too soft.

>>796766
We've had stories of panthers in the Perth hills for 30 years here it may be one of those everywhere tales.

>>796757
That's not the real santa, is it.

>>796767
lol that is funny

>>796769
Ah. I've only heard about them from NSW and Gippsland I think.
There were two that got out (according to the story), but even if they did survive, the offspring would all have two heads from inbreeding.
Iirc, it might've been a flood and they let them loose.

>>796772
I've seen pictures of some scary huge wild pigs from NT they are basically boars again.

Just bought RACV roadside assist again. Don't think I've had it for like 2 years

>>796774
Does that cover towing?

>>796773
I was thinking about that today, and how many generations it takes for them to regain their tusks.

>>796448
karma and thot patrolling aside, imagine her parents finding out their daughter died in an orgy

>>796777
There was this from a while back but I don't know if I trust it.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/giant-feral-pig-was-eating-a-cow/news-story/fe57e6d776821d89d6a80762af674eba

>>796477
if there's a happening thread there, I'm taking it as a dead giveaway nothing will really happen

>>796776
Yeah, 20km

>>796499
wut da fuk m8? ya don't got a loicense fer dat walkie talkie?

>>796775
That'll feed the mob.

>>796649
goon time

>>796781
That could save you a fortune if you need it.

morning
gotta practice

>>796779
That's huge. I would have thought the bigger ones would all be in QLD. Pilbara is pretty dry and arid. My cousin's just outside of Darwin and some of the people he knows go out pigging with dogs, and just a knife. One guy who does it goes barefoot with a Bowie knife.
I've never met a normal person with an interest in it.
I used to want to go shooting for them until finding out you can't eat them.

>>796787
How long do you practice for?

>>796788
The meat is riddled with parasites isn't it?

>>796790
I've been told that. I wouldn't be game to try it.

Started watching The Man in the High Castle again last night.
This scene is bloody good.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VSxaqfQ5pBI [Embed]

Pigging is pretty fucking dero.

Pidging *

Pigring*

not sleepy, may have to get on the chamomile

I hope Weber isn't really upset about me using his outing suggestion. I played a game of bowling too.

>>796797
This is why Webby no longer posts here.

>>796797
He'll find something to be upset about no matter what

>>796797
If I was you I would buy him a bottle of nice whisky.

Saved to watch later
Won't watch later

Is protein powder still good after two or three years?

>>796802
If stored correctly it should be okay.

>>796803
Unopened in the pantry would be okay?

>>796804
Most likely.

Cruisey's cruelty to Weber over the years has been very distressing to witness.
Today just the latest in a long series of outrages.

>>796804
Keep it in the fridge.

>>796804
it will be full of parasites

>>796806
cruisey is just a natural alpha dog. It comes from having to dominate packs of mongs. The mong is always either at your throat or at your feet. He understands only dominance and submission, never equality.

>>796809
The mongs can just sense his musky manly aura.

>>796810
when he pees on them, they understand they are his

Dad called me before to remind me that I hadn't called on Boxing Day or new year's. He hadn't seen his mum for a couple of weeks before Christmas and said today she didn't talk.
Was going to continue the woe post but a fucking spider appeared over the door frame on the cornice and I had to climb on the couch to try to reach it. I went for it with a serviette but missed. When I went to look it started walking in my direction across the roof and I jumped back then grabbed my blue foam exercise roller and climbed back on the couch but the spider was further from it now and it was awkward to reach. I missed again and the spider fell on the couch at my feet and I jumped back like a girl and felt all icky thinking it was on me, then I threw the pillows and rug off and still couldn't find it. Finally did and wrapped my hand in toilet paper and scrunched it and grey/tan ooze came out. Even with the paper I have an almost involuntary flinch from it. Fucking spiders.

>>796812
A beautiful post.

Pepe's cousin, the farmer Toby Toad.

rape

>>796789
not enough

>>796812
it happens
also, what your problem with spiders? they kill all the insects

*what's your problem

>>796814
Thanks o7

incipient
adjective [in-​cip-​i-​ent]

1. beginning to come into being or to become apparent

Monk's self-improvement project is still in its incipient stages.

Good morning neets. Remember, eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

>>796821
Good morning NEET.

>>796820
kek, thank you.

No talking.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/passenger-plane-explodes-into-flames-at-toyko-airport/news-story/5c46b221bfbf87aafe0a7b3b32f51908
god really hates nips

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12917693/Injection-stem-cells-mens-sex-lives-lift.html
move over dick pills

>>796826
Good boy Eric.

>>796827
>It was not equipped with a modern ADS-B transponder, Flight Radar said.
It always good to save a bit of money here and there.

>>796828
I can see this on the NDIS.

>>796820
Thank you.

>>796821
>>796822
Morning.

>>796820
Yayyyyyy!!!

>>796821
>>796822
>>796833
G'morning NEETs
>>796820
This is a good and pleasing word.
My morning poo is incipient.

He loves us

I really hope this is a troll account otherwise this guy seems to be a muslim with adhd who likes gta and wants to have sex with his mum.
https://old.reddit.com/user/Ahmed_Review

>>796836
but not Cruisedog

>>796838
Woe

>>796821
There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but only 4 ways out of this airplane.

McDolans for breafkat

>>796841
what did you get webster?

>>796830
I can see this on the NDIS.

>>796840
Put enough snakes on a plane and people will make their own exits.

>>796842
a plain sausage mcfuggin and a hash brown and a small white coffee

At the supermarket I got the makings for homemade sausage rolls

>>796833
>>796835
Good morning NEETs.

>>796841
Any racism?

>>796843
I can imagine advanced Mong Trackers are already there.

>>796850
UMM Pty has a squad of highly trained boong mong trackers.

>>796849
No, Motherbat wanted me to be a nice boy today

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kqtz6a8ikGg [Embed]
big ol' tiddies do not grant one permission to play things wrong

This Sunday on womboflix...some neets need some inspiration to get on the wagon, so we will be screening the docudrama Pumping Iron (1977), about Arnold Schwarzenegger's battle to win the Mr. Universe and Mr. Olympia competitions. Hopefully we'll learn a few things.

>>796854
Do they include the steroid parties and gangbangs?

>>796855
From memory there is an uncomfortable bit where Arnold talks about lifting feeling like cumming or something

>>796854
Speaking of which.
On Saturday at 7pm AEDT we're gonna watch The Siege of Jadotville.
It's like that movie when the negers siege trapped Bri'ish redcoats. Except with machineguns.

>>796854
>>796857
Wonderful.