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NEET General #823 - Refined Character Edition NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No. 836657
Would you NEETs consider yourselves to be of "refined character"?
Some of you seem quite coarse to be frank.

Old Thread: >>835649


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.836658 del
gamingroom_boongslayer9000


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.836661 del
SA BEST A


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.836662 del
>>836658
Don’t post your password here, Cruisey


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.836670 del
Worked up the courage to answer a phone call.
Indian accent. Wasn't worth it.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.836680 del
>>836661
How?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.836681 del
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>>836670


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.836682 del
tiffin reads posts out loud


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.836683 del
Got the chiggun snags, mushies and pineapple but no pixxa base


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.836684 del
>>836683
Cook a pancake.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.836685 del
>>836682
That's because he translates them to german and proto indoeuropean in real time to sharpen his linguistic skills


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.836686 del
>>836685
Natural strong jaw, echoing a hollow growl to wodan, riding the eternal dragon.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.836687 del
Speaking to clouds.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.836688 del
TOOTS ON THE GLASS BARBIE


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.836689 del
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>>836657


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.836690 del
>>836657
Only SA neets can be considered to be of refined character.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.836691 del
>>836690
You are refined seed oil


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.836692 del
>>836673
No. I don't pay much attention though so I might've seen them and forgotten.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.836693 del
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NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.836694 del
>>836670
Next time try an Irish accent.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.836695 del
1 more mint left until tomorrow night, woe


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.836696 del
>>836684
I could make simple a simple base with yoghurt and flour. But then I'd have to make a pixxa sauce from scratch as well. Too much work for a NEET.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.836697 del
>>836695
You should have rationed them more carefully.
No self control. Like a boong.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.836698 del
>>836697
Shut your pepper pie hole


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.836699 del
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Good Afternoon NEETs

Its raining yet again. Looks like its Cognac, oxy and Vinyl tonight. Also picked up a pork knuckle today so prepare yourselves for some hot and steamy El Nuro action this weekend,


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.836700 del
>>836699
>hot and steamy El Nuro
Gross. Make sure you remember to flush this time.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.836701 del
>>836699
Working late?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.836702 del
>>836699
Based.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.836703 del
>>836699
Based.

>>836700
Poorly bantered.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.836704 del
>Footy star turned radio identity Ryan Fitzgerald has been left in disbelief after the South Australian Tourism Commission was caught trying to ban journalists from using the word 'Radelaide' during the AFL's Gather Round.
>>3AW Radio host Heidi Murphy confirmed the bizarre directive, which also told reporters not to refer to Adelaide as the 'City of Churches'.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/afl/article-13274487/Ryan-Fitzgerald-Adelaide-Radelaide-City-Churches-South-Australian-tourism-commission-AFL-Gather-Round.html


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.836705 del
>>836703
>>836702
>everytime


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.836706 del
>>836705
>One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
>Not much between despair and ecstasy
>One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
>Can't be too careful with your company
>I can feel the Devil walking next to me
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU [Embed]


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.836707 del
>>836703
You're kidding yourself if you think he didn't write it that way as a joke, retard.
He described his dinner for tonight (Friday) and said to prepare yourself for "some hot and steamy El Nuro action this weekend". He means he is going to drop a big shit tomorrow or the day after. They are playing along with the meme.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.836708 del
>>836707
>They are playing along with the meme.
Stream ready to watch it plop out?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.836709 del
I am surprised how much that walking dead show is getting milked.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.836711 del
>>836707
No the El Nuro was burger i created. The usual seething perpetually mad retard tried to equate it to shit as usual.....


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.836712 del
>>836709
Stll plenty of money left in the dead people.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.836713 del
>>836711
>equate it to shit as usual.....
Funny innit


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.836714 del
>>836704
>City of Churches


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.836715 del
>>836706
>>836703
>>836702
That vinyl has been on my bucket list for so so long. Just stumbled across it the other day. Feeels good man.

Also finally picked up Vangelis.

Oh shit and that reminds me there is a record fair on at the Brewery tomorrow. Fuck lets burn more money......


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.836716 del
The discord duo up to their old tricks again...


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.836717 del
>>836715
>Vangelis
He's dead now, woe


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.836718 del
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>>836716
My Discord server has the best emojis, the very best. Spared no expense


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.836719 del
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feel like I deserve some more chocolate


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.836720 del
>>836719
you have most certainly earned it !


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.836721 del
>>836718
Top shelf.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.836722 del
>>836719
Get some of those discount easter eggs.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.836724 del
She bought me Ultra Rosa instead of Pipeline Punch
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.836725 del
>>836724
Give her a slap. And then one from me.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.836726 del
$2950 to the mechanic for work already done on the car. He says it is misfiring or something and he needs to test the computer or something. Could be working on it for another week or two.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.836727 del
>>836726
I hope it all works out well for you NEET. I hope this guy is good and not ripping you off.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.836728 del
Nuro became humble after a week of nights in Bangkok, once.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.836729 del
>>836724
JUST


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.836730 del
>>836728
Good earner?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.836731 del
Can't believe most ice creamery places don't do sundaes. The absolute state of this country.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.836732 del
>>836728
Well it was finally my oyster. Took Long Enough.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.836733 del
>>836731
>sundaes
Seppos eat those. I say no to sundaes.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.836734 del
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NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.836736 del
I like sundaes.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.836737 del
>>836734
Multi status?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.836739 del
Craving something sweet.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.836740 del
looking at the coles website.
Might get something NORDY.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.836741 del
>>836709
The latest spin-off has that Rick fella still chasing after the negress.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.836742 del
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>>836739
have a sundae


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.836745 del
>>836719
You can have the pack of mini eggs that's been in the fridge since last Easter.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.836746 del
>>836715
It always amazes me that people like you pay more money than the recyclers for that shit.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.836747 del
>>836746
>amazes
*amaxes


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.836748 del
>>836726
All taht money could've gone towards another cheap used car.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.836750 del
>>836743
what the ?

>>836744
i think Nuro has finally broken that poor NEETs minds. He is non sensical.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.836751 del
>>836748
He could've bought a lancia for that sort of money.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.836754 del
>>836731
Weekend penalty rates are killing local businesses.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.836755 del
>>836704
Good, that's a silly name.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.836756 del
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>>836749


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.836757 del
>>836751
Not a good one


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.836758 del
>>836718
Two of the same soyjaks


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.836759 del
>>836724
A fatal mistake. They need to make the colours differenter.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.836761 del
>>836726
Bugger. What needs to be done other than the brakes?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.836762 del
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>>836750
Sorry I forgot the NEETs eat up gaslighting like T.V. watching boomers. Thats fine. I have to go now and drive my Porsche to KFC and buy dinner for my wife, Elle McPhearson.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.836763 del
>>836760
Holey sheet


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.836764 del
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Hey guys i am getting in early and nominating this pepe for the next thread.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.836766 del
>>836762
Elle pat my dog at a crosswalk in Kalgoorlie once.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.836767 del
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>>836764
Your pepe is retarded, I nominate ""MY"" pepe.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.836768 del
>>836767
Monk at the end of the interview, securing a new warehouse position.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.836770 del
>>836764
It is a good Pepe but it is not green.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.836776 del
>>836740
>tfw no more cheap pork leg roasts


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.836778 del
Have a caffeine withdrawal headache.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.836779 del
>>836778
That isn't real


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.836780 del
>>836779
As real as asthma?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.836781 del
I had half a doctor oonga pepporoni pizza and a slice of baked cheesecake for dinner


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.836782 del
>>836764
REJECTED
We allow green pepes only in this establishment, your friend will have to wait outside


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.836783 del
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NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.836784 del
>>836781
Where did you get the cheesecake from?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.836785 del
>>836772
The fact that monk could still see the screen well enough to click on any rangebans after 20+ standards is quite admirable. I'll be sure to mention it if he uses me as a reference.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.836786 del
>>836785
He's truly an inspirational NEET to many. I wish him well on his wagon journey.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.836788 del
This faggot is why I am cold blooded elite with my opsec. Let this be a lesson to all you NEETs. If you namefag post then you will pick up a sicko stalker like IGAY who lives and breathes to get into your skin.
Horrible.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.836789 del
>>836787
Rating out of 10?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.836790 del
>>836789
3. It was a bit 'scenty' for my liking.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.836791 del
>>836788
>breathes to get into your skin.
A bit of salt on the skin?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.836792 del
>>836790
I hope you did not tell Motherbat that.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.836794 del
>>836792
I said it was 'fine'.
She didn't like it either.
The plain French one by the same people is good, but they didn't have any apparently.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.836798 del
>>836788
>had to take a cold shower


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.836805 del
might go to bed


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.836807 del
>>836805
Good night NEET.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.836813 del
JEW FREE JANUARY HAS RETURNED


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.836815 del
When do the SAW films really drop off? I've watched the first three and found two and three to be okayish whilst the first was pretty good.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.836817 del
>>836815
I haven't seen any of them. I have been meaning to watch the first one. Is it worth it?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.836818 del
>>836812
Handsom-e fella


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.836820 del
>>836817
It is pretty good as a genre horror film. I'd recommend it if you're curious about it or just bored.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.836822 del
Might install TempleOS and use it as my daily driver


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.836823 del
>>836815
Once you've SEEN one they all feel the same.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.836824 del
>>836822
It will perform well NEET.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.836826 del
>>836822
You will not.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.836827 del
>>836820
The two Aussie poofs who created it have done some other good horror flicks.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.836829 del
>>836828
He is a marvel, as capable of destroying bad posts as monk is of destroying standards


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.836830 del
>>836828
He's a doing a fantastic job. Bless him.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.836832 del
>>836805
Sleep tight.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.836833 del
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NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.836836 del
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>>836822
God i miss Terry. I really wish some aussie IT guys could of sponsored him and flew his ass over here and set him up with a patreon or something. He could be living the comfy NEET life and calling out the the glow the darks and refining his OS. i would glad trade on terry for 100 fucking jeeets


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.836837 del
>>836836
>100 fucking jeeets
Please don't be conservative, I would trade million at least. If we could sacrifice a billion for his life, I would accept that trade.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.836839 del
>>836837
You could kill a literal billion of them and there'd still be as many of them as there are Americans.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.836841 del
>>836822
doesn't have a IP stack does it?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.836844 del
>>836843
>Hildebrand
He's already been a greasy one.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.836845 del
>>836844
>>836843
*always been


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.836846 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fQ9nQNx0KEs [Embed]


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.836847 del
ok, garn local iga to buy some ice cream or chocolate or....something. You neets want anything while I'm there?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.836848 del
>>836847
I'll take some of whatever you get.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.836849 del
>>836847
Five gesture eggs please.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.836850 del
>>836846
dont like sultana


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.836851 del
>>836847
Get me that kit-kat block please.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.836852 del
Do any of you take aspirin everyday?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.836853 del
>>836852
No. The latest evidence is you should not take it every day.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.836854 del
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>>836847
30kg of something, please.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.836855 del
>>836852
yes, whenever I get any sort of chest pain


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.836857 del
>>836855
>chest pain
Do you get that often?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.836858 del
Might have some CC's and hommus.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.836859 del
>>836836
Didn't he get hit by a train whilst homeless?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.836860 del
>>836853
>latest evidence
But that isn't the Ray Peat way.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.836861 del
>>836857
yes


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.836862 del
>>836858
>CC's
Tomato salsa flavour for me please.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.836863 del
>>836861
Have you spoken to a doctor about it?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.836864 del
>>836863
many times over the years


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.836865 del
>>836856
Looks like some pedo loli shite. No thanks. o7...


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.836866 del
>>836859
Yes it was a very sad situation.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.836867 del
Watching ''Saw IV (2007)''. Struggling to stay on the wagon.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.836869 del
>>836857
Sleep tight.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.836870 del
>>836867
are you watching it with tiffin?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.836871 del
>>836867
You can do it King 👑


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.836872 del
>>836859
and he got homeless because some retard on /g/ sent him a drum set


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.836873 del
Been thinking of those gourmet pixxas all day.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.836875 del
>>836871
Thanks neet. Only a few more hours until they're all shut.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.836876 del
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>>836873
What type?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.836877 del
This one is way better than 2 and 3. Much higher budget too.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.836878 del
>>836876
The garlic prawn and chicken snosage ones that NOOT made.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.836879 del
>>836878
I'll have two if you find them.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.836880 del
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I can't think of tiffin without imagining him as Rob Muldoon from jurassic park, it is impossible to visualise him any other way


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.836881 del
>>836878
One for me.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.836882 del
>>836880
As long as he achieves his mission, that's all I care about.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.836887 del
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>>836882


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.836889 del
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I can't think of myself without imagining myself as Arnie from T2. It is impossible to visualise myself any other way.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.836891 del
>>836889
That is a healthy self image you have.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.836893 del
>>836889
Do you even lift though?


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>>836891
Cheers m8. The absolute nerve of those pshycologists to call it 'delusions of grandeur', whatever that means.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.836895 del
>>836889
You look good.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.836896 del
some small furry marsupial is in my roof again


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.836897 del
>>836896
Leave it out some fruit.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.836898 del
>>836897
nah, Imma chase it into the oven, then we're eating well tonight


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.836899 del
me and sweetie are gonna get married


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.836900 del
>>836898
>Imma
NIGGER


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.836901 del
>>836899
Can I come please?
The other NEET didn't invite me to his wedding.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.836902 del
>>836899
Poorly bantered.
Leave weber alone.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.836903 del
>>836901
Who had a wedding?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.836904 del
>>836899
Sweetie is too good for you.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.836905 del
Carn Powah.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.836906 del
>>836904
She is.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.836907 del
spent far too long in front of the computer today, have that nihilistic feeling of emptiness and depression, but can't make myself leave


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.836908 del
>>836907
Nihilism is for faggots.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.836909 del
>>836907
Go for a Friday night Cruise.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.836910 del
>>836908
Low quality post.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.836911 del
>>836910
It's true. Nihilism is a trash philosophy for poofters.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.836912 del
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>>836908
>for faggots.
Gotcha fam.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.836913 del
Tomorrow I’ll get a kebab


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.836914 del
>>836913
Remove kebab


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.836915 del
>>836913
Might get that new Bourbon Street Whopper from HJ's


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.836916 del
>>836915
Let us know how it is please.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.836917 del
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NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.836918 del
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>>836915
What’s on that?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.836919 del
Oh ffs


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.836920 del
An image so lame it had to be posted twice.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.836922 del
>>836921
Vile.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:50 [Preview] No.836923 del
The attacks of self-loathing are back. I feel guilty for existing once again.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.836924 del
>>836923
Don't take it out on the rest of us please.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.836925 del
>>836923
We forgive you


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.836926 del
>>836923
Remember, that while you are worthless, everyone else is even more worthless


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.836927 del
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>>836922
Soz.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.836929 del
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Night.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.836930 del
>>836924
I won't.
>>836926
>>836925
I just feel upset thinking about how much better I have everything than people in the past and in other countries. And yet I don't do anything worthwhile. I just exist as a drag on everyone else.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.836931 del
>>836929
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.836932 del
>>836908
I don't care


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.836933 del
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>That feeling when


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.836934 del
>>836930
Those are common feels NEET.
It is important top understand that we have been raised into materially comfortable but psychologically difficult circumstances.
Minds and spirits ruined.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.836935 del
might activate my masonic third eye


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.836936 del
>>836932
Reasonably bantered.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.836937 del
>>836935
I can't even find mine.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.836939 del
Trying again to organise my 'archive' of photos and files. Been attempting this for years but theres gigs of stuff. Copies of copies, different filename formats, nested directories with random stuff. I'm basically purging it of the shit.
This task invariably involves some wanks


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.836940 del
>>836939
I keep meaning to get rid of my duplicate porn videos to make more space, but sometimes it's easier just to buy new hard drives


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.836941 del
>>836939
I have long given up. I just bury the tabs in bookmarks that I never check. Dozens of folders each filled with hundreds of tabs. I often open a wikipedia article to find I've already bookmarked it, sometimes multiple times.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.836942 del
>>836939
Make a torrent of the boong porn collection please.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.836943 del
Still haven't had anything to drink tonight. Fighting the urges.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.836944 del
>>836943
Keep fighting. You are doing well. I'm proud of you.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.836945 del
>>836943
Me either I have no money


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.836946 del
>>836945
Cenno landing tomorrow night?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.836947 del
>>836945
You still have that sweet little bussy...


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.836948 del
I hope IGA gets his cenno soon.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.836949 del
I think I have successfully quit the coffee.
The headache today was pretty mild. Hopefully it will be gone entirely by tomorrow.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.836950 del
Cannot for the life of me remember where I put my old 10" netbook.
That must mean there's a box of my stuff somewhere unaccounted for. This is exactly how I lost my Julius Evola book. Storage tubs just disappearing off the face of the earth. How does that even happen


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.836951 del
>>836950
It is the sort of thing that happens when you move house a lot.
Instability, impermanence. Feel of your life unravelling.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.836952 del
Think I might go off the coffee too.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.836953 del
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NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.836954 del
Eating BEANS.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.836955 del
>>836952
I was having way too many.

>>836953
o7


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.836956 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.836957 del
Back on the Logitech M570 trackball.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.836958 del
Craving a 20 pack of KFC nuggoes and a zinger box with a 10 pack of wicked wings and a maxi popcorn chicken.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.836959 del
Shiteys a poof


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.836960 del
I and Monk wrestled through the night for the right to sleep at the foot of Weber's bed once.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.836961 del
>>836959
Shitey didn't say goodbye


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.836962 del
>>836952
Get decaf


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 18:33 [Preview] No.836963 del
>>836948
It might settle down his psychosis


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:01 [Preview] No.836965 del
>>836953
Thanks o7.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.836966 del
>>836956
Sleep tight.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.836967 del
>>836964
Chinked.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.836968 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.836969 del
>>836968
mording


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:07 [Preview] No.836970 del
sipping ultra rosa and harrumphing internally


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.836971 del
Much coffee, need to wake up. Need exercise too.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.836972 del
Good morning NEETs.

>>836968
>>836969
>>836970
>>836971
Good morning.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:44 [Preview] No.836973 del
>>836972
mording
you double (you)'d me


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:48 [Preview] No.836974 del
two chiggen patties, an egg from a backyard chook, and some toast for breakkayieie


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.836975 del
>>836974
breakfast of champions mate, I had 2 sausages, 2 eggs and some pan fried low carb toast


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.836976 del
>>836975
is that the helga's low carb bread? is it any good?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:51 [Preview] No.836977 del
>>836974
>breakkayieie
Hot!


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.836978 del
The NEETs are eating good this morning. No-one has offered me anything.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.836979 del
>>836974
>an egg from a backyard chook
Helen is back. I knew Cruisey could never have really killed her.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.836980 del
>>836976
nah, the aldi stuff, it's got a GI of 24


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.836981 del
>>836978
Have some McDolans and a racism.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.836982 del
>>836969
>>836972
>>836973
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.836983 del
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NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.836984 del
>>836980
is it nice?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.836985 del
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NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.836986 del
>>836984
it's edible, that's what matters


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.836987 del
>>836982
GM


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:08 [Preview] No.836988 del
>>836979
Who do you think went into the patties?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.836989 del
>>836985
Pepe looking fine.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.836990 del
>>836985
Straight to the arse!


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.836991 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zOILAZHf2pE [Embed]


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.836992 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JfgvBG9Gd58 [Embed]


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.836993 del
Might take a long walk to a distant bakery (not baker's delight), get one of their extra large pidser rolls. You neets want anything?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:39 [Preview] No.836994 del
>>836993
pepper pie please


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.836995 del
>>836993
Second pepper pie for me too please.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.836996 del
>>836993
Pepper pie, sausage roll, two apple turnovers please.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.836997 del
The caffeine withdrawals have not subsided.
Slept poorly. Still have a headache. In an irritable mood.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:08 [Preview] No.836998 del
>>836997
Why are you even doing this? There's a vast amount of scientific evidence that coffee is good for you, in sensible amounts.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.836999 del
>>836997
Get decaf mate and if you drink coke get caffeine free ones


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.837000 del
>>836998
I was out of control on them. The black instants. Made me feel full of water, stomach constantly moderately upset. Bad taste in my mouth.
I want to be CLEAN.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.837001 del
Garn kebab in t minus 30 minutes


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.837002 del
>>837001
NeverMind they open at 10


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.837003 del
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>>837000
>I want to be CLEAN.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.837004 del
>>836970
Might get a sweet poopchute punch just to spite you


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.837005 del
Three wanks and still horny. Might need to make a pit stop today.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.837006 del
>>837005
Out of control.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.837007 del
>>836993
A decent small coffee and 3 durries.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.837008 del
>>837000
You go too extreme, one way or the other.
I've been having sachet coffees lately. One is enough.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.837009 del
>>837001
Not a breaky meat


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.837010 del
>>837006
I haven't had a tug this year. I think.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.837011 del
>>837005
>Might need to make a pit stop today.
Tug stop?


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.837012 del
I'm thinking either the seedy one out of the way, that might be an old hag, or the qt Thai one but that's very close to a family friend.


NEET 04/05/2024 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.837013 del
I'm just a moderate wanker, a middle of the road, orthodox, forehand playing tugger. I'm not an animal, pulling the ears off and doing mattress acrobat doing avant gardt left hand backstrokes.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.837014 del
>>837012
Hopefully you get a good deal either way.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.837015 del
which one of you is the smelliest?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.837016 del
Got a Woolies chook and gave Sweetie the oysters.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.837017 del
had my pepper pie and apricot danish for lunch
about to start on the OP rums


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.837018 del
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>>837017
>about to start on the OP rums


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.837019 del
>>837010
I remember one a few weeks ago that was so bad you swore you'd never have another one.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.837020 del
>>837015
Vile question.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.837021 del
>>837018
that's a big mug of rum mate


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.837022 del
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Tonight Shiban will be streaming Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange(1971). Tomorrow night womboflix will have The Death Of Stalin (2017)


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.837023 del
There is a Dune Part Two torrent out. Not a cam.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.837024 del
>>837022
Sounds good.
I hope Shibs starts with an apology for the outage.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:01 [Preview] No.837025 del
The rum is a bit like a hug


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.837026 del
The rum likes me, unlike girls.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.837027 del
>>837008
I have no impulse control. I can't do moderation. It would be good if I could, but in practice I can only keep on the straight and narrow by keeping myself right away from harmful influences.
My brain does not function correctly. Yes, it was the trauma. I know it isn't real, but what it did to my brain is.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.837028 del
>>837012
>might be an old hag
You are allowed to say no to the old hag and ask for a better one.
Tell her in pidgin english that she disgusts you.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.837029 del
The BEAN NEETs are rising


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.837030 del
>>837029
They have brittle bones but.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.837031 del
>>837023
they changed things from the books
it's still a fun watch
not sure where I'd rank it, I still have soft spot for the 80s one but I really like the 00s sci-fi channel mini-series
obviously it's the biggest budget one which is pretty nice but as far as capturing the nuances from the books it's really not there imo


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.837032 del
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NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.837033 del
>>837031
It is a visual treat but there is not much substance to it. Could be worse.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.837034 del
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>>837027
Maybe you just need a stern figure in your life to keep you on the path


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.837035 del
Joel Davis vs. Drew Pavlou debate on Rumble in t-30m. Hosted by Elijah Schaffer


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.837036 del
>saw an American flag
>assumed it was Cruisey
>they posted something intelligent
>knew it wasn't Cruisey


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:30 [Preview] No.837037 del
>>837035
Those names mean nothing to me.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.837039 del
imagine being a nihilist


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.837040 del
>>837039
drove past teh turnoff for nhil the other day


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.837041 del
Finished supervising her hanging out my washing. Time for another rum.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.837042 del
Time for a run big boy


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.837043 del
>>837042
He should start with walks.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.837044 del
>>837030
Strange goad, I will not dwell on it


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.837045 del
>>837036
Kek


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.837046 del
Have you ever clicked on a internet ad neets?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.837047 del
Spoke to Mummybot for the first time all year. She sent me $50.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.837048 del
>>837046
Sometimes when the Web elements load slowly or in the wrong order. Thankfully the virus websites load slowly as well so I can backspace out of them


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.837049 del
>>837047
Wholesome


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.837050 del
Going to get a higher toilet seat to avoid my nuts getting slapped by obelisk turds.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.837051 del
>>837048
I just wonder who the fuck actually pays for the internet if I've never clicked on anything in 25+ years of using it. Or for porn.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.837052 del
>>837047
>She sent me $50.
Straight to Dan's?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.837053 del
Bad NEETs not contacting their Mummybots for 4 months or more.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.837054 del
>>837047
How many words per dollar? Or dollars per word?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.837055 del
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>wish I'd bought those prawn dumplings for lunch


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.837056 del
>>837051
The money for the infrastructure is a tax levied on platforms. Platforms get almost nothing in add revenue and are usually forced to pay up even to collect any.

Most platforms are funded as honey pots by big data companies who's revenue comes from corporate influence buying


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.837057 del
>>837056
>big data companies who's revenue comes from corporate influence buying
Buying what? If nobody watches ads anyway, what use in the consumer data?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.837058 del
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Good Day NEETs

Weather is sunny
Plenty of customers in the shop
Just made an El Nuro
Ready for a kino Ride thisafternoon

Winning on so many Fronts


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.837059 del
>>837057
>If nobody watches ads anyway
A lot of people do
>11 doubleclick.net
https://radar.cloudflare.com/domains/au


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.837060 del
==FArTING WAPSCALLION!!=


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.837061 del
>>837058
spiral.gif


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.837062 del
Gone to bed for a while


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.837063 del
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NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.837064 del
>>837058
>Ready for a kino Ride thisafternoon
Exciting times ahead.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.837065 del
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NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.837066 del
>>837063
>>837065
Nice day out.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.837067 del
>>837065
That's exactly what you need.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.837068 del
>>837067
kek


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.837069 del
He's not a scared motherfucker.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.837070 del
>>837063
NEET party on the little boat.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.837071 del
>>837070
all you can eat skanks


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.837072 del
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Decided to get on the diet wagon tomorrow, going to have one last big binge this afternoon


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.837073 del
>>837072
>get on the diet wagon tomorrow
Sounds do-able. Good luck NEET.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.837074 del
>>837067
lol


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.837075 del
Went to the tugger, she said that she doesnt do that and the other ones are busy. Then told me that I have two hands.
I had a wank in the room afterwards.
Guess I saved 50.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.837076 del
>>837075
>she said that she doesnt do that
She new, she new?

>I had a wank in the room afterwards
Many such cases.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.837077 del
>>837075
>Guess I saved 50.
Trust the system.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.837078 del
>>837077
Smart.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.837079 del
>>837075
You should've demanded to speak with her supervisor, threatened them with a report to the media, aca maybe


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.837080 del
>>837076
Yeah, she told me that she works at another one, but Id already sussed them and told her that they dont do happy endings anyway


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.837081 del
>>837065
where's that?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.837083 del
>>837081
Best A. Right near the Torrens.
St Peters.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.837084 del
Also, almost forgot. Put 50 in at the cas because if you put 30 through you get free parking for 24hrs. Walked out with 100 after about 5 min.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.837085 del
Feeling sad again.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.837087 del
>>837058
Dont ruin it by being rude to scooter riders on the bike path, please.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.837088 del
>>837031
Yours chudly saw it at the cinema. Download simps can watch it on ten inch laptops.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.837089 del
>>837080
You should have taught her by pulling out the $50 for extra.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 05:54 [Preview] No.837090 del
>>837089
It was out. I was worried she'd pinch it.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.837091 del
>>837090
I am not convinced you couldn't score a bargain. Something went wrong.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.837092 del
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>>837064
OHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.837093 del
>>837092
Based.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.837094 del
>>837092
So much base


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.837095 del
d


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.837096 del
Got heartburn from eating all my pickled carrots.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.837097 del
Big hard poo!
Big hard pee!


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.837098 del
>>837094
>>837093
Don't start this shit again.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.837099 del
>>837097
And >>837098 Has a Big Hard Reeeeeeee!


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:19 [Preview] No.837100 del
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Need mummy-gf.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.837101 del
>>837099
Well Bantered.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:23 [Preview] No.837102 del
Big night in the dunny planned?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:24 [Preview] No.837103 del
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>>837102


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.837104 del
>>837103
You're going to drop another el nuro in a pan? Based.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.837105 del
El Nuro in Paris


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.837106 del
>>837105
Two hands and one passionate love story.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.837107 del
>>837072
Make it a big binge


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.837108 del
>>837100
You need ilsa's firm hand to put your life on the straight and narrow


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.837109 del
Secret poo


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.837110 del
>>837091
When I walked out, a kid about 6 was there. I think it was hers.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:32 [Preview] No.837111 del
>>837103
Well Jiffied. His constant seething is giving me a stiffie :D


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.837112 del
>>837110
She failed to seek and take the opportunity in front of her for her family. A tragic case.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.837113 del
>>837108
>ilsa
That's Heather Graham


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.837114 del
Food acquired that will last me till the big payment lands. Keen


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.837115 del
>>837111
>>837101
You desperately need a hobby.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.837116 del
>>837103
>>837104
>>837111
samefag fuckwit


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.837117 del
>>837113
I think he knows that but is saying I need Ilsa to straighten me out and put me off Heather Graham?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.837118 del
>>837116
The middle post is mocking nuro, retard.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.837119 del
(2.50 MB 3024x4032 Let's get steamin'.jpg)


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.837120 del
>>837117
we will never know


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.837121 del
had some chooky and coleslaw and two dinner rolls and a vanilla drumstick and some wine


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.837122 del
>>837121
You could afford to have more.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.837123 del
>>837115
Chipping away post by post at IGA’s mental health is a legitimate hobby.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.837124 del
>>837121
Wonderful.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.837125 del
>>837121
Sounds like a good feed.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.837126 del
>>837123
How are you any different to him?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.837127 del
I did a poo in the washing machine along with my clothes to see if it will clean it or soil my clothes and break the machine.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.837128 del
>>837127
Time will tell.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.837129 del
Rape Shack, baby rape Shack!
Rape Shack, baby rape Shack!
Rape baby, that's where it's at
Rape Shack, baby rape Shack!
Rape baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin',
Dancin' and a lovin' at the rape shack


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.837130 del
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Nuro chads we are winning 🏆


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.837131 del
Pariston needs to bring it back under control.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.837132 del
>>837130
Based.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.837133 del
>>837132
>>>/hobby/


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.837134 del
>>837133
A surprise poo just fell out of me.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.837135 del
It too splashed.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.837136 del
>>837134
Based, a surprise el nuro. A special surprise from Lord Nuro himself.
Fry it!


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.837137 del
We need AdolfHitler or one of the Russians to moderate this place.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.837138 del
>>837137
This place was too much for International Cruisey and he's gone now.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.837139 del
>>837138
I miss the neet with the dying brother. He was one of nuro's earliest brown-snake victims. There was a big call for him to be banned over it but naturally imissfather defended him lol.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.837140 del
>>837139
Well he did just stand there for a decade while his brother killed himself and then wanted sympathy from us. A real dick move and utter cringe worthy behaviour for bringing it up yet again


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.837141 del
Tap handle came off in my hand, now I cant turn it off and will have to call the plumber. Woe.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.837142 del
>>837140
You're malding.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.837143 del
>>837141
Turn the water off to the house so you're at least not wasting water in the mean time. There should be a thing out the front, possibly under a box. You'll have to give a handle a quarter turn.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.837144 del
>>837140
It was only controversial because such is the fate of alcoholics and such is the habits of most of the neets.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.837145 del
>>837143
But what if that tap handle comes off as well? He could flood the whole country.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.837146 del
>>837143
>turn off the water to the house.
the water switch eludes me.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.837147 del
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>>837123
Trolling lolcows into suicide is the sport of Kings.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.837148 del
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>>837143
And tap handles are pretty easy to fix yourself. You generally have it like in the diagram. You need to put the idk bit on the tap shaft, slide the handle over the top, (it will be against a spring) and then use the locking nut to hold the whole assembly together.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.837149 del
>>837140
This is the dumbest fucking excuse I've ever heard.
>just stand there
Things are more complicated than that.
>wanted sympathy from us
So? NEETs fuck their lives up in all sorts of ways.
>bringing it up yet again
Drawing attention to anything nuro has done, such as shitting in a pan and frying it, is always dismissed by you as though it was something that was a one-off in the past and not part of a pattern of ongoing behaviour.
Nuro looks for lowly neets like monk and iga and tries to come up with reasons as to why he is better than them. He has been so uppity lately since I called him out for becoming a meth-head.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.837150 del
>>837147
>suicide
Keegz is the only one that talks about suicide.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.837151 del
>>837148
The washer


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.837152 del
>>837151
Yeah, you're right. Cheers.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.837153 del
>>837146
There should be a looped pipe with a meter on it out the front of your house. It might be under a box or obscured by a bush.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.837154 del
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A Clockwork Orange in 7 mins fellas!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.837155 del
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Ready.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.837156 del
>>837149
>looks for lowly neets like monk and iga
Kind and caring words.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.837157 del
>>837154
I like the bit where the principal squeezes his balls


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.837158 del
>>837156
I don't mean that as an insult, I just phrased it very poorly. I meant it from his perspective.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.837159 del
>>837158
As in, neets that nuro looks down on.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.837160 del
I have not looked at porn in ten days now.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.837161 del
STARTING!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.837162 del
>>837160
Well done NEET.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.837163 del
>>837153
theres a box with wires and a dial thing on the wall. maybe the water switch is there.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.837164 del
Monk just lost $20


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.837165 del
Jesus Christ help me neets. I’m out with a fat ugly girl. She wants to go back to my place. It’s over I’m found to die of embarrassment


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.837166 del
>>837165
You should take what you can get.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.837167 del
>>837165
Be a man.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.837168 del
>>837063
>>837065
Lovely.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.837169 del
>>837075
>she said that she doesnt do that
How did you bring the subject up?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.837170 del
She’s talking about her issues please send help


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.837171 del
>>837084
Well done.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.837172 del
>>837165
Just run away.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.837173 del
>>837072
>one last big binge
This will be the easy part of the plan.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.837174 del
>>837170
You got tricked with the MySpace angle?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.837175 del
>>837058
Based and winning. Good Pepe gif (pronounced jiff).


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.837176 del
>>837085
What ails you NEET?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.837177 del
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I am not a lowly NEET. I am a sensitive young man.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.837178 del
>>837130
Very nice.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.837179 del
Oh no no no no she’s in my house tuck how do I get her out


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.837180 del
She’s fat and ugly how do I get her out and we got pizza wtf how


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.837181 del
>>837177
Growing boy too.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.837182 del
>>837180
She's beached bro.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.837183 del
>>837182
lol


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.837184 del
>>837180
You have to fuck her and then say you have work in the morning


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.837185 del
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>>837165
Disregard female opinions. Also be rude and criticise her for being fat. You need to dominate.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.837186 del
I think autopilot will engage when the payment lands.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.837187 del
HELP ME LORD it’s over. Kill me


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.837188 del
>>837186
Monk? No!


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.837189 del
I've had a stubborn poo trying to come out all day


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.837190 del
I reckon date neet is probably monk, he's the only one of us physically attractive to get a tinder date


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.837191 del
>>837186
>autopilot
There is no autopilot. You have decided to go to Dan's when the payment lands. You are in control of your own decisions.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.837192 del
>>837190
He is fucking not.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.837193 del
Now she’s setting up the switch and we’re eating pizza. Kill me now.
Kill me.
Kill me.
Kill me.
She’s in my house.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.837194 del
>>837190
Poor NEET lore. Many of our NEETs are very pleasant looking.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.837195 del
>>837192
well his old pictures from 6 years ago were


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.837196 del
>>837195
I'm saying he isn't the only one, retard.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.837197 del
Is this all a LARP? The date.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.837198 del
You're all fucking retarded except monk.
I'm off to the gym.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.837199 del
I am not going to buy in without seeing a photo posted.
This NEET doesn't take the cheese.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.837200 del
>>837198
Have a good one Monk.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.837201 del
>>837170
You made your bed, NEET.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.837202 del
>>837201
Is the water still gushing out?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.837203 del
>>837197
It's a larp or his hooked up with a tranny.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.837204 del
Oh no no no there’s no escape. We’re playing Mario kart and she hasn’t said when she’s leaving.
No
No
No
No


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.837205 del
I am a slightly balding but intimidatingly handsome unemployed, disenfranchised man with addiction and mental health issues.
Women love that.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.837206 del
PROJECTION


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.837207 del
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>>837205
absolute neet chad


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.837208 del
>>837203
he should've done it 5 days ago


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.837209 del
I thought it was over before. Now it surely is.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.837210 del
(232.71 KB 1102x1280 1712344116375633.jpg)


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.837211 del
Oh no no no no


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.837212 del
He's on a date with that rat that was in the oven.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.837213 del
Just fuck my shit up


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.837214 del
I believe in monk. It is probably just a slightly dumpy girl.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.837215 del
On the train. Not so many skanks. It is mostly older deros.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.837216 del
>>837215
Be careful please. Do not look at anybody.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.837217 del
>>837214
She is seduced by the old school charm of his shed


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.837218 del
It is obviously not me. I wouldn't complain about a fatty


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.837219 del
>>837215
Saturday night train rides, you are living dangerously.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.837220 del
noisy pajeets outside


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:41 [Preview] No.837221 del
>>837215
the old deros probably ride the train to perv at the young skanks


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.837222 del
>>837220
Poo in their general direction.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.837223 del
>>837222
they would not notice


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.837224 del
Booked a blood donation for Thursday. I haven't done one in about six months I reckon.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.837225 del
>>837220
This whole country is turning into Bangalore.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.837226 del
>>837224
Good on you NEET. Free feed afterwards.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.837227 del
>>837224
I want to do a blood donation, but not to donate blood, instead I want to find out if I have a bunch of diseases they test for. Can I just claim I want to donate blood, get the tests, then pussy out of actually giving up my precious red man vitality?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.837228 del
>>837224
Grab a couple of litres for me please.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.837229 del
>>837228
settle down there dracula


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.837230 del
Any suggestions for Camembert cheese?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.837231 del
>>837230
President.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.837232 del
>>837227
They take some blood as the donation and some as a sample that they test. What you want is a blood test. And they don't actually tell you about the results, just if you're allowed or not. I've never been told anything they just keep bringing me back.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.837233 del
>>837228
International cruisey?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.837234 del
Fidgety and impatient.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.837235 del
>>837232
meh. I wanted the blood donation tests because I don't want to explain to my doctor why I think I don't have cytomeglavirus or epstein-barr, which I'd need to to get a blood test for them. Well, never mind.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.837236 del
>>837235
I think you can get blood tests done privately. You just print a form off online and go to the usual place. You have to pay full price though. No Medicare.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.837237 del
>>837229
>>837233


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.837238 del
>>837236
I'll look into that


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.837239 del
>>837238
Are you the hypochondriac NEET?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.837240 del
Smack my bitch up woooow


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.837241 del
>>837240
If its that land whale you'll have a lot to smack.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.837242 del
>>837241
Ride the waves in.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:15 [Preview] No.837243 del
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This reddit post made me think of Monk.


NEET Admin 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.837244 del
Thanks for watching, fellas, was great!


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.837245 del
>>837244
I was wondering about the intent behind the story, and whether Anthony Burgess had written it as an attack on rising crime in mid 20th century britain.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.837246 del
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Night.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.837247 del
>>837246
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.837248 del
Going to bed too
Don’t forget to put clocks back one hour


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.837249 del
>>837248
my only clocks are on the computer and phone, they will take care of themselves


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.837250 del
>>837248
Good night.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.837251 del
>>837249
The clock fairy sneaks in and does it.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:34 [Preview] No.837252 del
An extra hour of gooning


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.837253 del
>>837227
Why do you do it?
They dont keep it.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.837254 del
So many weak looking cunts with tattoos and gay moustaches.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.837255 del
>>837253
You get a 500 dollar gift voucher for every 300th donation.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.837256 del
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>There are three types of Moloko plus served within the Milk Bar; vellocet (mixed with most likely amphetamines), synthemesc (mixed with synthetic mescaline) and drencrom (mixed with adrenochrome and possibly unnamed hallucinogens). It can be served to minors because of its lack of alcohol.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.837257 del
I can hear that possum back in my fucking roof


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.837258 del
>>837256
One drencrom please.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.837259 del
>>837256
>mixed with adrenochrome and possibly unnamed hallucinogens). It can be served to minors
Extracted from minors.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.837260 del
>>837257
You have been blessed.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.837261 del
>>837244
Dammit sorry i missed it. Just got home. Had to wait for a massive RBT / RDT roadblock on the highway to fuck off.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.837262 del
>>837261
You are so utterly cringe.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.837263 del
Saturday night, the pannus riding low.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.837264 del
>>837262
cringe would have been watching cytube on my iphone


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.837265 del
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>tfw no droogs to hang out with on saturday night


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.837266 del
>Prison Droogs
>Big Jew


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.837267 del
It’s over. I took her home and it’s over. We’re so back, tomorrow I will start my life for real


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.837268 del
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>>837265


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.837269 del
>>837267
Did you fugg?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.837270 del
Decided to read the book.
And Shogun too.

>>837261
There is always the evening stream. 6am tomorrow for you I think.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.837271 del
>>837270
>the book.
A Clockwork Orange? I tried many years ago but it defeated me with how heavy the slang language was.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.837272 del
>>837271
Need to keep that glossary at the end of the book at hand.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.837273 del
I see some Slavic and German words, and I bet there are some other foreigns mixed in.
>moloko - milk
Slav.
>banda - band
This might be Hungarian, since we use the same word for band, or gang. I don't know about Slavic languages.
>gazetta - newspaper
Italian
>kartoffel - potato
German
This one is good:
>cancer - cigarette


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.837274 del
Yeah, Slavs use banda too.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.837275 del
2 hours till my cenocoins come in. Can't sit still


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.837276 del
>>837275
The absolute state of you.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.837277 del
>Alex
>his name containing three relevant meanings: the allusion to
Alexander the Great (Alex is the gang's leader), the Latinate meaning of "without law" ("A- lex"), and the allusion to Alex's creative use of nadsat-based slang (a "lexicon" is a dictionary).


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.837278 del
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>>837275


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.837279 del
Haven't had this much energy in fucking ages. Bouncing of the walls, just pacing around the shed with a beaming smile on my face.
Laughing for no reason. Clicking through tabs like a mad man.
Maybe it was the potato cakes and full sugar pepsi I had earlier. Ray Peat was right


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.837280 del
Are you going to be able to stay warm in the shed during the cold season King?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.837281 del
>>837280
Yes, I'm Anglo-Saxon.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.837282 del
On the train. There are too many people to sit. Football is on or something.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.837283 del
>>837268
You're obsessed with him. You need a hobby.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.837284 del
>>837279
Sugar ages you badly. Don't listen to Ray Peat.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.837285 del
>tfw half Welsh by blood


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.837286 del
Heather Graham avoids sugar. Neets should listen to mummy.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.837287 del
>>837282
Its gather round.


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NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.837291 del
I hope we get a debrief on that whale situation tomorrow


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.837292 del
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NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.837293 del
Any minute now


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.837294 del
Wage off
Got kissed by a fat drunk chick in front of her daughter after I turned her down roughly.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.837295 del
I am not captainahabNEET


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.837296 del
Dead neetboard on a Saturday night


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.837297 del
Garn goon


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.837298 del
Acquired


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.837299 del
Glad I went to bed when I did. Absolute garbage posts.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.837300 del
>>837299
I posted a nice picture


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.837301 del
Sitting outside.bit chilly.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.837302 del
>>837040
Youre nearly a nhilist.
If only you turned.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.837303 del
>>837299
La-di-da cunt. Go to sleep.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.837305 del
Although the solar eclipse on 8 April will not affect the beams in the LHC, the gravitational pull of the moon, like the tides, changes the shape of the LHC because the machine is so big.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.837306 del
got woken up by the weird noises my fridge was making. JUST


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.837307 del
Back on the freemasonry videos


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 19:16 [Preview] No.837308 del
Gosh darn buddy I shouldn't have drank that whole 10 pack at 2am


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 19:20 [Preview] No.837309 del
>>837244
Thanks.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 19:23 [Preview] No.837310 del
>>837279
You are thriving.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.837311 del
>>837298
Monk? No!


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 19:25 [Preview] No.837312 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.837313 del
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NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.837314 del
>>837313
Handsome fella.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.837315 del
Olive is my gf


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.837316 del
chiggen gravy roll for breakayeie


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 20:07 [Preview] No.837317 del
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NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.837319 del
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Garn walk


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.837320 del
roll was good
having a mango mondster and some advil


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 20:53 [Preview] No.837321 del
>>837320
> and some advil
Headache?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.837322 del
>>837321
I slept funny on Friday night and have a sore neck.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.837323 del
>>837149
>Things are more complicated than that.
He pickled five years ago. Either talk to us about it beyond a talking point or seek help.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 21:02 [Preview] No.837324 del
>>837322
Get yourself a body pillow.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.837325 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cLl95jjlw0s [Embed]
idiot fucks his ute


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.837326 del
>>837325
lol


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 21:53 [Preview] No.837327 del
thinking about having a white mondster, but don't want to pay full price


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.837328 del
>>837327
Treat yourself.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.837329 del
>>837328
are you recommending I go beyond the energy drink, maybe have a cheeky bit of chocolate too?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.837330 del
>>837329
Why not?
Could a few Gesture eggs hurt?


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>>837330
well they probably wouldn't make much difference to my weight, tbqh


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.837332 del
>>837331
>much difference to my weight
Start the diet tomorrow and you will be fine.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.837333 del
>>837332
smart


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 22:26 [Preview] No.837334 del
Motherbat asked me who Andrew Tate was.
Doing my first shid since Wednesday afternoon.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.837335 del
The poo is stored in the buttocks


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.837336 del
>>837334
>Doing my first shid since Wednesday afternoon.
impressive clenching


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.837337 del
Swamp monster masturbation


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.837338 del
>>837313
CUTE!


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.837339 del
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>>837335


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.837340 del
>>837334
You have to deal with a lot of shit this morning.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.837341 del
Weber told the boys that I was like a gumboot full of custard once.


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NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.837343 del
I can hear her cleaning my barnacles off the toilet bowl


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:00 [Preview] No.837344 del
>>837342
kek


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.837345 del
>>837343
Much cursing? Windows opening?


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.837346 del
>>837342
Kek


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.837347 del
>>837345
She put the roller shutter up and opened the window.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.837348 del
First instant coffee in a few months. I've been on the sachet coffee for about a month but just saw the expiry - 2022. They taste fine but have powdered milk so I better stop testing it. Will need to get pods or new sachets, this coffee (moccona) doesn't taste nice. Very dirty and chocolate-y.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.837349 del
Too lazy to do anything. Woe.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.837350 del
Computer is nagging me about 460.1 MB of updates.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.837351 del
>>837306
Hope you don't have a rat in there.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.837352 del
>>837316
A good breakfast food.


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had an s'mores slice from woolies, was soooo good


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.837354 del
>>837350
Ignore them, I've been ignoring the 2 GB update mint wants to do.


NEET 04/06/2024 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.837355 del
Might have a shower and a coffee.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.837356 del
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The black comedy The Death Of Stalin (2017) will be on womboflix tonight. Based on the French graphic novel La Mort de Staline (2010–2012), the film depicts the internal social and political power struggle among the members of Council of Ministers following the death of Soviet leader Joseph Stalin in 1953. 7pm AEDT.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.837357 del
neets, how do I stop being a lazy boong and become a productive white man?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.837358 del
>>837294
I bet you kissed her back.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.837359 del
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>>837357
You need a complete reset to your brains chemical system.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.837360 del
>>837356
Awesome, a nonjewish hollywood blockbuster.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.837361 del
>>837358
I did not.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.837362 del
>>837359
How do you do a liver purge?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.837363 del
>>837362


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.837364 del
>>837362
You don't eat or drink while on the week long meth bender.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.837365 del
Reading that Australian Junior Encyclopaedia, the intro is by Walter Murdoch. Up to a bit about production in the brief (first chapter thing). I like that the first stand alone chapter is astrology.


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>>837312
Good Morning NEET
>>837319
i felt like that yesterday
>>837323
well i am better its just a fact
>>837325
that guy is so cringe i hope he loses a limb one day
>>837327
you earned it
>>837334
just tell her he is a car collector
>>837336
thats not healthy
>>837348
i have been on the aldi organic coffee pods lately since my mom gave me their old kofeee machine. Would reccomend.
>>837349
fight apathy or don't
>>837353
its ice break and left over burrito thismorning. The EL nuro can wait till tomorrow
>>837356
thats a good moofie, i should be able to make it
>>837357
you become based
>>837359
it wasnt really meth but it was
>>837362
skulling of magnesium salts and then olive oil. look it up


Good News vinyl NEETs there is a record fair on thismorning. Do you want me to look out for anything ?

https://waxespresso.com/blogs/events/sunshine-coast-record-fair-blackflag-brewery-coolum-april-7th


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.837367 del
>>837366
Morning. Good catch up.
Keep an eye out for old Monkees vinyls for me please.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.837368 del
How is accounting as a career in this country? Does anyone know about it?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.837372 del
>>837367
Hey hey I'm the Monk NEET
And people say I'm a fucking clown,
But I'm too busy drinking
To learn IT or get a job.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.837373 del
>>837372
Song has potential but line 2 was too crude and harsh.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.837375 del
>>837366
Quality catch up. I think I'll get some pods. Not game trying the epson salt and oil blend.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.837376 del
>>837366
>Do you want me to look out for anything
A copy of vangelis's albedo 0.39 if you please


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.837377 del
>>837368
Every company needs one. I wanted to get a cert IV in accounting so I could work at a plan manager once, but then worked at one anyway.
What they teach in the course isnt industry specific.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.837378 del
I pity the neets who can't cope with just how based nuro is.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.837379 del
>>837368
But, if I did it I would've been on about or just under 6 figures.
You will need some customer support/conflict resolution skills but most of it isnt talking to people.. at least in with the plan managers.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.837380 del
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>>837366
Mint or Near Mint please.


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>>837376
Funny you mention vangellis, i just got this last week.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.837382 del
>>837381
Good find.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:07 [Preview] No.837383 del
>>837381
that movie has been sitting on the womboflix server for nearly two years waiting to be streamed


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.837384 del
chariots of fupa


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.837385 del
Might be a boong.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.837386 del
>>837385
you should take your mummybot to lunch


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.837387 del
>>837386
I'm a boong from her side.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.837388 del
>>837385
It would be more of a surprise if you declared you weren't going to be one.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.837389 del
Matriarchal hereditary boongism


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.837390 del
>>837388
I dont like surprises. Stable consistency is the cornerstone of the functional neet.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.837392 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jSaYdMMWL-Y [Embed]

This looks good.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.837393 del
>>837383
Trust the plan.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.837394 del
>>837390
OP post right there.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.837395 del
>>837390
Trust the plan.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.837396 del
Don't like how my place smells. It's ok when I'm sitting inside it, but once I go out for a while and re-enter it I notice the bad smell.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.837397 del
>>837396
Open some windows NEET.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.837398 del
>>837396
Mold smell?
I had that until more recent work to fix it.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 02:03 [Preview] No.837399 del
>>837398
more like bad neet BO


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.837400 del
>>837396
Bicarb on the carpets is said to help


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.837401 del
Why do millenials and zoomers never vote against the government whose policies have caused the housing crisis?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.837402 del
>>837401
They grew up in an atmosphere with heavy leftist propaganda.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.837403 del
>>837401
And vote for the party that is doing something?


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>>837382


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.837405 del
Did my post just get deleted?


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YASSSSSS


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.837407 del
>>837404
>>837406
Prices are pretty steep.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.837408 del
Tubular bells is overrated.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.837409 del
>>837407
I just visibly and loudly buy a few 10 dollar ones and steal the rest. Fuck them they are grifters.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.837410 del
>>837408
>Tubular bells
My exact body type.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.837411 del
>>837409
>and steal the rest
You do not.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.837412 del
Bogan scum walking down the footpath being pulled along on the leash by a massive pitbull. No control at all.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.837413 del
>>837411
im a hustler baby

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a8Uyf4Eh4kc [Embed]


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.837414 del
Lost three hours to stress


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.837415 del
Lost three decades to laziness and substance abuse


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.837416 del
garn play some vidya, you neets want anything?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.837417 del
>>837415
Based.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.837418 del
>>837416
30TB of save game files please.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.837419 del
>>837416
One game of Battletoads thanks.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.837420 del
>>837415
>lost
Time well spent


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.837421 del
Just watched season 2 episode 7 Simpsons and cried.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.837422 del
Decided to burn the snitch.
Worthless little cunt


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.837423 del
Chips, roast potatoes and mashed potatoes with gravy for lunch


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.837424 del
>>837423
Lucky bugger.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.837425 del
>>837421
The Simpsons had more heart in the early days. Made me emotional a few times.
There's a couple of episodes of Futurama that tug at the heartstrings too.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.837426 del
>>837422
Don't blame the snitch, your broomstick was clearly just not fast enough.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.837427 del
Still have a bit of a headache. The caffeine withdrawal is not through yet.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.837428 del
Not sure if I should apply for a job with Black Mesa or Aperture. Recruiters have been in touch from both.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.837429 del
Watching nuro at the vinyl thing made me realise I never go out anywhere. Might go to a thing next weekend, not to buy anything, but just to look around and get out of my house.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.837430 del
>>837428
ask them if they offer cake


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.837431 del
>>837429
It might make you feel better NEET.
Fresh air and people around you. Reminds you that the rest of the world exists. Gets you out of your own head.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.837432 del
>>837423
Where's the beef?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.837433 del
Might also treat myself tonight - a hamburger from the fish and chips place or such like


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.837434 del
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>>837433


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.837435 del
>>837429
Give us a good YEEEEEEEEEEAHHH while you are at it


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.837436 del
I'm glad Nuro's posts are inspiring other NEETs to get out of their houses. That is truly BASED of him.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.837437 del
Got two loads of washing done today even though I did not get up early. Wind dried things quick.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.837438 del
Might get a little bit of chocolate from the shops, because I AM WORTH IT. You neets want anything?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.837439 del
>>837438
Glass of water please.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 05:31 [Preview] No.837440 del
>>837438
30kg of gesture eggs please.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.837441 del
>>837438
You are worth it!


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.837442 del
>>837440
You'll make yourself sick eating all them.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.837443 del
>>837442
Purge and restart, purge and restart...


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.837444 del
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>>837436
That’s what’s Alex and I and others have been trying tell y’all about for years. 360 degree winning. Unlimited BASEDNESS. It’s all within us. It’s what the elite are scared of. It’s why they keep us down. It’s why the narky NEETs do what they do. It’s the hat I fight for.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.837445 del
>>837444
Absolutely Based.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.837446 del
>>837444
Based.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.837447 del
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>>837444
> It’s the hat I fight for.
You and me both brother


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.837448 del
>>837447
Well Pepe'd.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.837449 del
Lost whole day to stress. Didn't even manage to do nothing.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.837450 del
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>>837449


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.837451 del
>>837449
You should've at least done some wanking and vidya and discount easter eggs. You are a disappointment even to us.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.837452 del
Risen
Keen for the new daylight savings time


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.837453 del
Moovie in 2 hours?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.837454 del
>>837453
yes, and a reminder in 1 hour


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.837455 del
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NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.837456 del
>>837452
Good morning King. Wagon today?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.837457 del
>>837456
monk needs just one more day to get himself prepped psychologically for the wagon, then he'll get on it


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.837458 del
Garn get a hamburger from the local fish and chippery, you neets want anything?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.837459 del
GregO drinking VB on stream


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.837460 del
>>837458
Just a hamburger with the lot.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.837461 del
>>837453
What's for breakfast, Big Fella?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.837462 del
>>837454
Okay, thanks.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.837463 del
>>837459
King Cobra arc comng up.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.837464 del
>>837460
even pineapple?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.837465 del
>>837461
Sunny-side up eggs.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.837466 del
>>837457
Trudy the plan.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.837467 del
>>837464
Yes 30kg of pineapple


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.837468 del
Food please


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.837469 del
>>837468
Did the poo wash out?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.837470 del
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Desire to goon


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.837471 del
>>837470
Hold off King 👑


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.837472 del
>>837470
Have a goon.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.837473 del
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Shes so perfect bros...


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.837474 del
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>>837473


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.837475 del
>>837458
Steak sandwich and an egg salad.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.837476 del
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NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.837477 del
Going to escalate things in Israel and Palestine.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.837478 del
>>837473
Her face looks mean. Cluster B.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.837479 del
>>837478
hot!


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.837480 del
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>>837473
Not for me.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.837481 del
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>>837480


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.837482 del
>>837481
Poorly memed.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.837483 del
>>837482
You're a gaybo.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.837484 del
What's the best sort of canned food neets?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.837485 del
>>837484
condensed milk


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.837486 del
>>837484
fray bentos


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.837487 del
>>837481
https://youtube.com/watch?v=smkbWP79fus [Embed]


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.837488 del
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>>837484


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.837489 del
>837488
>[X]


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.837490 del
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>>837484
corn


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.837491 del
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>>837484
For a young NEET such as yourself I would recommended this, it will also make your hair nice and shiny.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.837492 del
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The Death Of Stalin (2017) will be on in 1 hour neets. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.837493 del
Cruisey my hand will be available for holding if you need it during the moofie.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.837494 del
>>837493
You think it will upset cruisey to see his beloved soviet union portrayed in such a negative light?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.837495 del
>>837484
Pink salmon.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.837496 del
>>837494
I hope not.
I will also have a box of tissues for tears.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.837497 del
>>837485
>>837484
>>837486
>>837488
>>837491
Are any of the campbell's chunky soups worth having?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.837498 del
All food cans are lined with toxic plastics.
The most poisonous ones are ones where the food has been cooked in the can. Just cancer soup.
Say no to canned food.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.837499 del
>>837498
ffs what are we supposed to use? Even when I freeze stuff like sausages, I have to wrap it in plastic freexer bags.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.837500 del
>>837499
he's a loon
ignore it


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.837501 del
I want a few canned meals as backup here, so I don't do what I just did and go out and waste $14 on a hamburger. I need more variety than just my frozen feedpacks.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.837502 del
>>837499
>freeze
*freexe


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.837503 del
>>837501
Just grab a few different ones and try them, once you find some you like just keep buying them, just check what country they come from and just keep some bread in the freexer to help fill out the meal.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.837504 del
>>837497
I find them salty and nasty. I have not had one in many years.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.837505 del
29155


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.837506 del
>>837444
I thought that Brain force X Tiger wang male vitality powder he sells makes you elite. Does that mean you are part of the NWO?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.837507 del
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Shower time.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.837508 del
>>837499
Just eat it fresh sweety


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.837509 del
On the heineken tallbois


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.837510 del
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NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.837511 del
>>837507
About time


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.837512 del
>>837510
Haven't seen Clayton for a while.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.837514 del
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Ready.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.837515 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching The Death Of Stalin (2017) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.837517 del
My neck is completely fucked


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.837518 del
>>837517
Hit it with a stick.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.837519 del
>>837518
It's the only way to be sure.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.837521 del
Very good movie.
It's the type where the situations are very humanly possible.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.837522 del
>>837518
my shoulder is actually recovering, after weeks of pain. I hope one day to lift weights again


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.837523 del
>>837521
I wonder how much was true


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.837524 del
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Night.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.837525 del
>>837524
Good night Pidge. xx
I would like to see you inflated that much.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.837526 del
>>837522
I hope you get a full recovery soon NEET.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.837527 del
>>837520
>its real
I was sure it must have been a shop.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.837528 del
>>837523
The struggle for power already started while Stalin was dying, and Beriya pulled the shortest straw in the end. The SU needed change and Khrushchev dumped responsibility into the neck of Stalin and Beriya so he'll be able to initiate what needs to be done.
These were close associates for long time, "friends", so the tone of conversations must have been similar between them. They were also in cliques as people tend to do in a group, and rivaled each other.
There are many details that plausible but ofc basically everything is made up in one way or another, it's a comedy.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.837529 del
A kid asked if I could buy him a vape. I declined.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.837530 del
>>837529
You could have charged him a percentage neet. Where's your entrepenuership?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.837531 del
>>837529
Well done NEET. That was the right call.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.837532 del
>>837484
Harvest braised steak and onion. Stagg chilli and any brand of tuna.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.837533 del
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Ok neets, I've just found out that Dune Part 2 hit bittorrent this morning. I didn't expect it for two more weeks. Womboflix will be giving an impromptu screening of Dune Part 1 (2021) tomorrow evening, then Dune Part 2 (2024) on Tuesday. Sorry for the short notice, I didn't expect it yet.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.837535 del
>>837531
Thanks
>>837530
He offered sixty bucks and said I could keep the change. How much even is a single vape?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.837536 del
>>837535
>How much even is a single vape?
'bout two fiddy


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.837537 del
>>837535
$37 for an iGet bar. I would have done it.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.837538 del
>>837533
>>837023


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.837539 del
>>837537
>$37 for an iGet bar
How long do they last?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.837540 del
>>837534
I didn't know EVO got busted. Used to get a lot of their torrents.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.837541 del
Used to subsist on YIFY 700mb releases for many years.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.837542 del
>>837539
Usually last me 3-4 days at most.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.837543 del
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>>837541


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.837544 del
got an email from someone I haven't spoken to in 10 years


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.837545 del
>>837544
Pleasant email?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.837546 del
>>837545
dep. of taxation


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.837547 del
>>837545
I'd rather not have to think about it right now


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.837548 del
I have made frequent changes of email address and phone number over the years. No social media accounts in my name.
I am uncontactable by anyone from the past.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.837549 del
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>>837548
I have one last mission for you.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.837550 del
>>837548
smart


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.837551 del
>>837548
But your phone numbers are probably linked by the IMI of the phone you used, your emails are probably linked by the companies you gave your email to etc etc.
The world is shrinking neet


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.837552 del
>>837548
Coward


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.837553 del
>>837544
Probably got sacked into a ponzi scheme or a cult


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.837554 del
>>837533
Outstanding work neet


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.837555 del
can't decide whether to have peanut butter on bread before going to sleep


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.837556 del
>>837551
Yeah well Auntie Sharon isn't going to be able to find me if she tries to.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.837557 del
>>837554
thank you


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.837558 del
>>837555
Have two slices, spread thick.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.837559 del
>>837552
You what mate?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.837560 del
>>837548
this is how you're gonna avoid paying webby that money back?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.837561 del
do any neets besides peanut butter neet have bedtime snacks?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.837562 del
Bored. Watching CK3 gameplay and feel like a gay cunt. Not enough momentum.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.837563 del
>>837562
Go outside and do some squatting gyrations.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.837564 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.837565 del
>>837556
Fair comment


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.837566 del
Feel sorry for the poor kids who get jobs at the supermarket at 16 and don't know what the foods are.
Then rich people laugh at them for not knowing the difference between rainbow chard,rhubarb, celery and choi sum


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.837567 del
>>837566
They just need to ask the customer what it is and then act impressed that the customer eats such fancy things. The customer is then flattered and doesn't laugh. Only when they get home do they tell their partner in disbelief that the checkout girl didn't know the difference between a Swede and a turnip.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.837568 del
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I need more. It's never enough.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.837569 del
>>837568
More chocolate? More goon?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 18:22 [Preview] No.837570 del
>>837559
I'm not your mate, buddy.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.837571 del
morning bros


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.837572 del
>>837571
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.837573 del
>>837564
Sleep tight.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.837574 del
>>837571
>>837572
>>837573
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 19:30 [Preview] No.837575 del
>>837533
Both moofies run close to three hours.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 19:34 [Preview] No.837576 del
>>837575
We can have intermissions in the middle of them so that the older neets can go empty their bladders


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.837577 del
>>837574
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.837578 del
>>837576
I'll have to empty my chunder bucket if I'm watching that brownoid girl


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.837579 del
>my brownoid girl
That was a Van Morrison song.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.837580 del
a little bit hootie
a little bit blowfish


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.837581 del
might buy a big bag of popcorn for tonight's moofie


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 21:22 [Preview] No.837582 del
Good directors choose a long run time for cinematic effect.
Hollywood directors end up with long run times because they bit off too much of someone else's material and couldn't synthesise it.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.837583 del
home


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 22:19 [Preview] No.837584 del
>>837583
Welcome back neet.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.837585 del
>>837023
yeah, sorry I missed this post, although we still would've ended up with the same movie schedule


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.837586 del
Horny


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.837587 del
>>837586
No.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.837588 del
>>837541
jobseeker tier


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.837589 del
Possum pronounces the K in knife and the P in Pfeiffer.


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.837590 del
>>837588
Are DSP NEETs on 4k/8k?


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.837591 del
destroy


NEET 04/07/2024 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.837592 del
>>837589
Puh-nife and kuh-fifer


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.837593 del
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.837594 del
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>>837571
>>837572
>>837574
>>837577

Good Morning NEETs

Ahoy Hoy


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.837595 del
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>>837590
DSP neets were on 8k back when you were renting worn vhs tapes from blockbuster


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.837596 del
>>837593
Handsome fella.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.837597 del
>>837594
Good morning NEET.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.837600 del
Garn put the air con on and go back to sleep


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.837601 del
>tfw no new paranormal videos on youtube
what do with life now neets?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.837602 del
>>837601
investigate one of them in real life


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.837603 del
>>837600
Goodnight.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.837604 del
>>837598
Joslin should put a bid on it.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:05 [Preview] No.837605 del
>>837594
Morning.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.837606 del
>>837599
What a rookie mistake. Reminds me of the time I left "gay porn" in the search bar on a screenshot I posted here and had to pretend I'd done it on purpose as a troll.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.837607 del
>>837606
>and had to pretend I'd done it on purpose
You can be honest and open with us.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.837608 del
I think I got my windscreen wipers attached properly. Not entirely sure though. They are tricky.
I will hope for the best.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.837609 del
>>837607
Yes. We are not judgemental here.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.837610 del
>>837606
>gay
*boong


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.837611 del
>>837608
Go for a test drive and give them a test. Pull over when safe to do so and check. Better to test now if it's not raining when you don't need them.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.837612 del
Getting a kebab. You neets want anything?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.837613 del
>>837612
a halal snack pack please - mixed lamb and chicken, and get them to add cheese


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.837614 del
>>837612
No thank you. I just had a Subway.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.837615 del
>>837612
No thank you but thank you for asking.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.837616 del
>>837613
>mixed lamb and chicken
That's not kosher bro.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.837617 del
>>837616
he should just get pork hey


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.837618 del
>>837617
He's getting a halal snack pack, not a haram snack pack.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.837619 del
>>837618
what about that one in britain that had chopped up missing schoolgirl in it?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.837620 del
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NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.837622 del
im have brian damag


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.837623 del
>>837621
But 2023 was last year.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.837624 del
>>837623
The joke was 2023, they are actually releasing it as a product you can buy in 2024.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.837625 del
>>837622
I hope you got Brian Damag's (pronounced Da-marge) consent first.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.837626 del
>>837624
But... it's not 2023...


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.837627 del
>>837626
You are being deliberately obtuse, NEET.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.837628 del
back on the dungeon synth and coding


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.837629 del
>>837628
What are you coding?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.837630 del
>>837629
Some sort of d&d text adventure in go


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.837631 del
I hate it when there is a brown spot on my finger and there is a 50/50 chance of it being poo or gravy.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.837632 del
>>837631
Only one way to find out, stick it in your mouth.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.837633 del
>>837632
What if your diet is so rich your poo tastes like gravy?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.837634 del
>>837633
What if it is somebody else's poo?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.837635 del
"Hello this is *female* from Clown World Employment, I see you have an appointment scheduled for next Monday, but would you like to come in sooner?"

No bitch, I do not.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.837636 del
>>837634
stop being so anti-social


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.837637 del
Davo needs to come and get me out of bed at 4.30am each morning and be my personal trainer.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.837638 del
>>837635
can you hire a pajeet to go in your place?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.837639 del
>>837636
He must have been pretty social to get somebody else's poo on his finger...


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.837640 del
>>837613
>add cheese

A luxury only DSP NEETs can afford.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.837641 del
>>837639
It all depends on the sort of friends you have neet


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.837642 del
>>837608
Pour some water on teh windscreen and test them you mong.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.837643 del
>>837627
You're an obtuse rubber goose


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.837644 del
>>837642
or just pull the water sprayer lever thing


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.837645 del
>>837606
Meh, that could mean either male or female "gay porn". But we all know you were looking for dicks :O


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.837646 del
>>837603
Couldn't sleep. Garn the German Bakehouse for brunch. Hopefully they still got some brekky wraps.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.837647 del
>>837643
You take that back!


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.837648 del
>>837646
see if they're open to the idea of adding el nuros to the menu


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.837649 del
>>837647
Green moose guava juice


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.837650 del
>>837649
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.837651 del
What phase of the /ausneets/ cinematic universe are we in?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.837652 del
>>837651
development hell


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.837653 del
You ever eating your boiled mince and somehow a bit of the mince ends up stuck up that flip bit that connects the nose to the throat and you end up blowing that bit of boiled mince out your nose?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.837654 del
Pharynx


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.837655 del
>>837653
You might need to slow down a bit when you're eating, NEET.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.837656 del
>>837655
I need to spend as much of my time as possible doing nothing.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.837657 del
All the posts here other than mine are made by AI. None of you are real.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.837658 del
>>837656
doable


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.837659 del
>>837657
>I'm an AI
I always knew I was a bit different to the other children. It all makes sense now.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.837660 del
>>837659
The I part might be tricky regarding some of the posts here.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.837661 del
The /ausneets/ multiverse is such a mess


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.837662 del
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Have you eaten any fruit or vegies today neets?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.837663 del
>>837662
Yes


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.837664 del
>>837661
Every few months we try and bring on a new director to fix things, only to have him burn out


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.837665 del
Christopher Paolini is a shit author.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.837666 del
>>837662
Some lettuce, tomato, and red onion.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.837667 del
>>837665
What did he write?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.837668 del
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>>837666
>lettuce
Are you a rabbit?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.837669 del
>>837661
it needs a hard reboot


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.837670 del
>>837668
Don't be silly.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:41 [Preview] No.837671 del
>>837666
With a side of kebab?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:42 [Preview] No.837672 del
>>837671
No.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.837673 del
I don't trust a man who doesn't eat meat. Call me a bigot. Call me a nazi. I don't care.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.837674 del
>>837670
Lettuce eater.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.837675 del
>>837648
Lel, I got a chicken schnitty boig with chips and a cobbee.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.837676 del
The board is so much slower these days. Far too many neets have been lost due to low quality posts and bad-home behaviour.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.837677 del
>>837664
>>837669
Few whacks with a stick should do.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.837678 del
>>837676
The AI is getting updated.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.837679 del
Day 12 of not wanking or looking at porn. I don't feel all that horny but I feel very tired. I can't sleep more than six hours. I just wake up very suddenly and abruptly feeling fairly alert but quickly getting tired as the day goes on. I'm thinking about having a wank to my imagination just so I can sleep. What do you think?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.837680 del
>>837676
The god awful moderation of imissfather was probably behind a lot of it.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.837681 del
>>837679
I'm thinking of going for a drive away from my computer and just finding a spot to park and be on my own whenever I get the urge to wank.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.837682 del
>>837681
Careful, nuro had to go to court after doing that.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.837683 del
>>837679
The god awful moderation of imissfather was probably behind a lot of it.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.837684 del
>>837683
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.837685 del
>>837682
Poorly bantered.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.837686 del
>>837682
>>837684


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.837687 del
>>837685
Ride more, cunt.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.837688 del
>>837686
(you)'d me twice!


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.837689 del
>>837687
>>837684


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.837690 del
I see the discord is active again.
Later neets.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.837691 del
>>837690
Stop acting like a child.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.837692 del
>>837688
I'd (you) you from front and behind


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.837693 del
>>837681
You should wank instore at Coles, there is always plenty of free lube for the taking and you don't have to clean up afterwards.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.837694 del
>>837691
You must be getting aroused.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.837695 del
>>837693
Plenty of roast chooks available too.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.837696 del
>>837695
>>837694


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.837697 del
>>837695
You must be getting aroused.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.837698 del
>>837589
I pronounced the D in Possum.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.837699 del
>>837698
d'Possum is a black name


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.837700 del
>>837698
Possum likes to be referred by his traditional Boong name of Wamparla.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.837701 del
ffs she put cheese & bacon shapes in my treat bag instead of bbq


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.837702 del
>>837701
Does her evil know no bounds?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.837703 del
>>837702
Well she also put a lemon iced madeira cake in there, so I'm conflicted.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.837704 del
It's going to rain Cruisey


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.837705 del
>>837704
I'll catch one on my tongue.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.837706 del
Risen
A comfortable tax from those 20 standards. Wagon now. New week new me.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.837707 del
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Forgot to mention that I'm having an instant. I might buy some non-home brand instant today, feeling fancy


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.837708 del
I told you monk would be ready for the wagon today


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.837709 del
>>837706
I'll remind you of this post in 4 or 5 hours when you're "garn".


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:54 [Preview] No.837710 del
>>837707
Wouldn't a cow drinking milk coffee be like eating your own turds or something?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.837711 del
Might need to visit a doctor tomorrow.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.837712 del
>>837700
ancient boongs used to worship a giant god-possum, and said that during the end times he would defeat the rainbow serpent in a titanic battle and destroy the old world and a new world would be created, a paradise where every river was filled with 98 octane premium and goon fell out of the sky when it rained


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.837713 del
>>837710
what do baby cows do?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.837714 del
>>837711
getting tested for beetus?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.837715 del
>>837714
getting tested for stroke or heart attack or something
this neck issue isn't normal


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.837716 del
>>837713
do they drink milk??


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.837717 del
>>837709
See you then


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.837718 del
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A CHOPPAH APPROACHES NEETS. WILL YOU GET TO IT?


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 04:59 [Preview] No.837719 del
>>837715
>stroke or heart attack
if you reckon you've got those you should go to hospital right away, or call an ambulance


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.837720 del
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>>837713


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.837721 del
>>837718
Leave me, I'll carry the slow execs to the next thread.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.837722 del
can't believe it's already 3 o'clock ffs, I should just give up


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.837723 del
weburger


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.837724 del
>>837722
we all thought you had given up


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.837725 del
weburger


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:12 [Preview] No.837726 del
bum rash


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.837727 del
garn eat some salad, don't try and stop me, I don't care anymore


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.837728 del
>>837701
I am still impressed that she maintains a cupboard of treats for you.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.837729 del
>>837706
Good luck King 👑


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.837730 del
>>837727
>salad


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.837731 del
>>837708
Well done NEET.


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.837733 del
FART!!


NEET 04/08/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.837748 del
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