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NEET General #890 - Mic Drop Edition NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No. 904635
Have you NEETs ever had a "mic drop" moment irl? Tell us about it please.

Old Thread: >>903655


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.904643 del
QUEENSLAND WORST LAND


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.904644 del
QUEERSLAND


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.904656 del
I had a nap before. Now I've got a terrible stomach ache. Woe.


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.904660 del
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NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.904672 del
>>904656
That sucks. Eat too much?


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.904675 del
This thread is the best thread


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.904682 del
Horny


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.904683 del
What should I get from woolies?


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.904684 del
Gonna turn my life around tomorrow. THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT.


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.904685 del
>>904683
Trifle please. And whenever you see no-doz on special, let me know.


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.904686 del
All the council houses are themed, every one is decorated differently


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NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.904690 del
>>904683
Get some clearance items to match your permabanned identity.


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.904691 del
Noodles done. Pie in the oven. I deserve nothing.


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>>904684
Two more weeks.


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NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.904711 del
Woke up after a few hours of sleep
Drinking cans of VB in bed now


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.904713 del
>>904711
How many so far?


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.904714 del
>>904713
On the 5th


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NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.904716 del
harrumph


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.904717 del


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.904718 del
>>904717
middling


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.904719 del
morning bros


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.904720 del
smelly peanus


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.904721 del
Might kick one of you in the balls at random later today.


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.904722 del
>>904721
please let it be me


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.904723 del
>>904719
morning


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.904724 del
>>904722
The selfish prick will probably kick himself in the nuts.


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.904726 del
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This weekend on womboflix...

On Saturday Shiban usually streams a movie.

On Sunday we will be streaming Francis Ford Coppola classic The Godfather (1972). It's a long movie and we may split it up over two nights.


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.904727 del
>>904726
>On Saturday Shiban usually streams a movie.
He made an offer we can't refuse.


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.904728 del
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@Cruisey


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.904729 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X-jdl9hcCeg [Embed]


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NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.904731 del
>>904725
Cancer isn't real


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.904732 del
>>904730
Winning as usual, mate.

Imagine being a wagie. The horror.


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NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.904734 del
>>904728
Handsome fella.


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NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.904736 del
>>904733
My pleasure


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.904737 del
>>904714
How many now?


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.904738 del
having a choggy milk


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.904739 del
>>904737
I refuse to believe this neet until I see some pictures of the empty bottles


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.904740 del
>>904739
They were cans and I believe it


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>>904739
Here ya go ya white dawg


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 22:28 [Preview] No.904742 del
It's time to shid. Out my bum.


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NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.904745 del
Got no coffee pods.


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.904746 del
>>904745
Pods are shit, get coles organic


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.904748 del
>>904747
give us a summary dude
too many words


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 23:33 [Preview] No.904749 del
>>904748
>tiktoker


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.904750 del
test


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.904751 del
Good morning NEET Gang.


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.904752 del
>>904751
Morning


NEET 09/29/2024 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.904753 del
>>904748
Compared to other develloped countries, our groceries aren't that expensive.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.904754 del
>>904751
Morn. Got some things to do today.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:09 [Preview] No.904755 del
>>904711
On my first 4X bitter.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.904756 del
>>904721
I wouldn't feel a thing. Completely dead inside.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.904757 del
>>904738
Might get a banana one today. They're not easy to find though.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:13 [Preview] No.904758 del
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óoooooooooooohhhjhhhhhh


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.904759 del
>>904730
every morning*


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:29 [Preview] No.904760 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.904761 del
might play some vidya


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.904762 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.904763 del
>>904755
>4XL and bitter
My exact life situation.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.904764 del
>>904758
You're in the danger zone.


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.904766 del
I just had the realisation that even if I wanted to work no one is going to hire a middle aged white man with zero skills or experience. The reality is that I'm at a huge disadvantage here when looking for work and I'm on the same level as a disabled person kinda. I should be on the DSP.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.904767 del
>>904766
>I should be on the DSP.
Then take the necessary steps NEET. Get the mental illnesses properly diagnosed.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.904768 del
>>904766
You've earned a rest mate, a life of ease and dignified repose. Go claim what's rightfully yours.


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:42 [Preview] No.904770 del
>>904769
C for Cunt


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.904771 del
Goon'd already. Got several actionable tasks to perform, document and file.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.904772 del
Going to p lay the goblin game instead.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.904773 del
Need to have a wank, but 4ch gif is infested by trannies a nigga fetishists these days


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.904774 del
>>904771
(you) are gonna need to garn


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.904775 del
>>904773
>>904760
nitter.poast.org/hard__spicey


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.904776 del
nitter.poast.org/hard_spicy


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.904777 del
nitter.poast.org/hard__spicy


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.904779 del
>>904775
>>904776
>>904777
nigga is you having a stroke?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.904780 del
>>904779
alas, wouldn't be the first death or near death on ausneets


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>>904779
Maybe he was going to sleep


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.904782 del
feel tired bros


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.904783 del
>>904771
>>904772
Do your tasks.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.904784 del
Remembering the happier days of my youth, where rather than sitting around all day playing hitman and watching youtube, I used to spend the time playing doom and reading geocities sites. Where did it all go so wrong?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.904785 del
Ate chicken and a block of chocolate while eatching babish drink wine.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 02:52 [Preview] No.904786 del
Smiling at the screen feels good.


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.904788 del
>>904785
What kind of chocolate? Gonna buy some swiss chocolate for my next big binge.


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:16 [Preview] No.904790 del
>>904778
Even if they look nice they still have farts and shids up they bumhole


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.904792 del
>>904790
And in these progressive days, penises in their panties.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.904794 del
What are some good youtube channels on fitness/tactical/prepper shit? I need to motivate myself.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.904795 del
Made three (3) small rolls with chiggen and mayo and having a Farmers Union iced cobbee.
Late lunch for me, I got caught up in code.


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>>904793
Move along, this is a Gretta board.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.904797 del
>>904794
Pretty much KingCobraJFS and Nikocado Avocado should have you covered.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:26 [Preview] No.904798 del
>>904788
Old gold baileys.


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.904800 del
>>904795
Tangled in the inter web.
Why are you having a fuic?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.904801 del
>>904800
>Why are you having a fuic?
Was on special


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.904802 del
Got some collecting and spending to do. l8rs


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.904804 del
>>904803
I can't hear shit


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.904805 del
Does anyone else put in a layer or two of toilet paper before they shit to reduce splashback?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.904806 del
>>904805
post your elbow


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.904807 del
chatgpt keeps telling me porkies about games that don't exist, but sound plausible


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.904808 del
>>904804
Well bantered.


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.904810 del
>>904805
Yours drop?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.904811 del
Had to deal with some nasty people today, Pete would probably have clocked them


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.904812 del
>>904811
of the brown variety?


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.904815 del
>>904814
watching youtube videos on ufos, wishing it was still the 90s and I was a kid watching xfiles


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.904816 del
poo deng


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.904817 del
>>904816
u dam poo deng!


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.904818 del
>need to consume some fruit and vegies, have low energy from not having eaten any in ages
>don't have enough energy to get up and make a smoothie
what do neets?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.904819 del
>>904818
get some kfc


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.904820 del
>>904819
This is the correct answer.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.904821 del
What's the cheapest way to buy avocados? They all seem so expensive these days.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.904822 del
Kris Kristofferson died Cruisey


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.904824 del
>>904806
Tender and feminine.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.904825 del
I can hear the ice cream van on my street. Just one look won't hurt.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 04:57 [Preview] No.904826 del
>>904822
RIP, he was a legend

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TV8KmNoLd2g [Embed]


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.904827 del
>>904818
why does it have to be in a smoothie?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.904828 del
big sip


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.904829 del
>>904827
because I'm fucking lazy - too lazy to get a job; too lazy to use my shift key, and too fucking lazy to chew vegetables


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:17 [Preview] No.904830 del
>>904829
chewing the fruit is less effort than making a smoothie


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.904831 del
i think some of you really do just want to wallow in self pity and not actually improve things, you want to complain and expect people to pat you on the back like women


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.904832 del
4 day weekend woop woop


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.904835 del
>>904834
I don't know what this means, but I'll be spending it with Sweetie and eating pepper pies.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.904836 del
>>904835
but when is the doctor's appointment?


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.904839 del
1980 is as far from next tuesday as the world trade center is from the nearest mcdonalds


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.904840 del
Ok, made a smoothie with frozen berries and salad, feeling much better now.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.904841 del
>>904836
I have learned from this place that all I need is hydrogen peroxide, horse electrolytes, booze, and camomile tea.


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.904843 del
smovie


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.904844 del
>>904841
Glassfull please.


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Xx


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.904846 del
>>904845
see you when you get back


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.904847 del
post a tiktok


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.904849 del
>>904848
poorly bantered


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.904850 del
>>904786
>>904787
Looking well NEET.


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.904853 del
>>904851
what's the problem with those posts?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.904854 del
>>904798
Not a fan of chocolate with gooey centers


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.904855 del
>>904854
I like to nibble one edge off and then jam my tongue in the goo hole and pretend it's an anus


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.904856 del
>>904805
Yes, especially when I feel it's going to be a liquid shit.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.904857 del
>>904856
Why do you care though? I take my pants off entirely to shit and then get in the shower if my cheeks are covered in poo or blood


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.904858 del
>>904856
it feels nice when it comes out like chocolate soft serve ice cream


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.904859 del
>>904855
>>904857
You are completely fucked up.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.904860 del
>>904859
have you ever considered that he might be normal and you're the fucked up one? food for thought


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.904861 del
>>904821
Locanto


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.904862 del
Want to spit on it and stretch it apart


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.904863 del
>>904861
If he'd planted a seed from one of his avocados previously, he'd have a never-ending supply of avocado now.


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.904865 del
>>904860
Like a goo filled chockie


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.904866 del
>>904865
Mamma always said analingus is like a box of goo filled chocolates


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.904867 del
Cruisey: I'm only free Tuesday and Thursday night this week if you want to take me somewhere nice.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.904868 del
watching a video about communist ww2 memorials


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Hows it going? I'm Ray Bingo.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:32 [Preview] No.904871 del
>>903838
You done did well.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.904872 del
That was 3 days ago but feels like it happened only yesterday.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.904873 del
>>904869
Bad neet.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.904874 del
carnivore diet starts tomorrow


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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.904876 del
>>904875
i used to jack off to her


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.904877 del
not shitting as much as i think i should, might get laxatives tomorrow


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.904878 del
chickpea status: soaking, gonna do some cooking tomorrow


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.904879 del
>>904878
big soak


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.904880 del
>>904874
what's the current diet?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.904881 del
>>904879
Monk's rap name


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:43 [Preview] No.904882 del
>>904880
wahtever goes down my gullet


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.904883 del
any of youse try nulax?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.904884 del
>>904883
>>904877
Be aware of the fact that if you take laxatives too often you can actually develop what they call 'lazy bowel', which means you poo even less.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.904885 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.904886 del
do prunes work or is that a boomer meme?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.904887 del
downloaded episode 2 of da penguine and s02e03 of tula kang


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.904888 del
>>904884
A fitting condition for lazy neets.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.904889 del
>>904886
Motherbat swears by them.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.904892 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.904893 del
Imagine being too lazy to poo.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.904894 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.904895 del
>>904884
Just use a coat hanger.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.904897 del
Might buy gregos new microwave gadget


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.904898 del
did he invent something?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.904899 del
Might get quarder chiggen and chibbies for dindins in a bit


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.904900 del
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We eating good tonight boys!


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.904901 del
>>904898
nevermind found the thing


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.904902 del
>gookslop


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.904903 del
>>904887
>episode 2 of da penguine
I will give it a go. Early imdb rating looks promising.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.904904 del
>>904891
You look good NEET.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.904905 del
>>904900
Well hauled.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.904906 del
>>904897
Watched it.
Going by the timings he used, I don't really see the advantage vs a $20 toastie machine. In fact you can do 2 sammiches at once with a toastie machine.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.904907 del
>>904896
She knows well.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.904908 del
>>904897
Your jaffle will have more microplastics in it than cheese.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.904909 del
>>904899
Get a family pack.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.904910 del
>>904904
❤️


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.904911 del
>>904908
There's nothing wrong with a few microplastics, they made me the NEET I am today.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.904912 del
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turmeric, black pepper, cloves, coriander, cumin
smoking tobacco and cannabis
we holding up


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.904913 del
>>904803
That looks like something that just adds more bass.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.904914 del
>>904913
I wouldn't complain.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.904915 del
>>904913
Can't have too much bass.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.904916 del
>>904912
There is a whole family living inside you.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.904917 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.904918 del
>>904841
You forgot Monster and No-Doze


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.904919 del
>>904917
me second from right.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.904920 del
>>904868
I started watching it.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.904921 del
itchy taint


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.904922 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.904923 del
>>904908
>jaffle


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.904924 del
>>904921
You need some Vagisil cream.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.904925 del
>>904905
Still need to get more. The spend never ends!


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.904926 del
>>904923
that's what they're called


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.904927 del
>>904926
>toasted sandwich maker


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.904928 del
>>904927
also known as a jaffle, if you're australian


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.904929 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.904930 del
>>904929
Hitler you fucking cuck


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.904931 del
What a munted weekend. On the wagon now.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.904932 del
>>904928
Jaffles have sealed edges you big feckin eejut.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.904933 del
>>904931
Good luck NEET.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.904934 del
>>904932
I prefer jaffas for lunch, followed by a big packet of freckles for afternoon tea.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.904935 del
Fried up a purple onion in lard with garlic and chili flakes and then some beef mince. Added tomato paste. Used a turkish roll and some cheese to make two little pizzas that I finished off in the air-fryer.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.904936 del
6 o'clock and I still haven't done any of the coding I promised I was going to do today.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.904937 del
Edging to a BWS catalogue.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.904938 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.904939 del
>>904937
Big White Slampig?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.904940 del
>>904938
New Fam looks cheap.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.904941 del
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>>904938
>6 bathrooms


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.904942 del
>>904934
Takes longer than the jaffle iron over the fire here uh GregO… just don’t blow onnit- pretty fancois nuker there changing the powerful - Our mates at on the menu need this techno … cheeers Gibb


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.904943 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.904944 del
>>904942
I think this neet needs to slow down on the standards.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.904945 del
>>904935
Sounds alright


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.904946 del
>>904943
REAL?!


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.904947 del
>>904935
Imagined, looks good.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.904948 del
>>904945
Yeah. The selection of bread wasn't ideal but I was just throwing odds and ends together so I can't complain.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.904949 del
>>904943
Thanks Wizzy.

>>904946
Yes.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.904950 del
>>904946
And he did not even pronounce it as oonah.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.904952 del
>>904951
Post the GCC one


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.904953 del
>>904951
Insurance assessors crave the hail damage assessment.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.904954 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.904956 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.904957 del
>>904948
What sort of cheese?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.904958 del
>>904957
he better not have used coon.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.904959 del
>>904951
Might put some brie cheese on that whopper.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.904960 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.904961 del
His Corvette needs one.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.904962 del
WEBER YOU BIG BEAUTIFUL BASTARD


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.904963 del
>>904962
Wanna cuddle him


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.904964 del
>>904963
And give that shiny pink nose a rub.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.904965 del
Wanna give those yellow high heels a shiny rub.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.904966 del
SILVER CITY NIGHTS


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.904967 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.904968 del
Webby's not the neet who was part boong was he?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.904969 del
Can't get rid of these fucking hiccups.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.904970 del
>>904968
Part Irish I think.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.904971 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.904972 del
>>904970
Close enough.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.904973 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.904974 del
Might teach myself ninjitsu by watching youtube videos.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.904975 del
>>904973
Pic taken day after the leg incident.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.904976 del
>>904974
https://youtube.com/watch?v=stIU2F1k9QM [Embed]


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.904977 del
My back hurts. Woe.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.904978 del
>>904974
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ms_V9KK5dl0 [Embed]


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.904979 del
Got a haircut. Not sure if I'm happy with it.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.904980 del
>>904979
It looks flash NEET.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.904981 del
>>904977
You need someone to give it a proper massage.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.904982 del
>>904979
You look fine.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.904983 del
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>>904979
Remember, when it comes to hair, less is more.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.904984 del
>>904980
>flash
It looks fash


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.904985 del
>>904977
Neck status?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.904986 del
>>904984
Well bantered.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.904987 del
>>904932
except he's talking about jaffles, you mong


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.904988 del
Going to a family bbq on the 13th.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.904989 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G6ukkv3fAeo [Embed]


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.904990 del
(4.83 MB 608x1080 1727595368714113.webm)


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.904991 del
Haven't showered or changed my cumdies in days. Absolutely reek.
Wagon tomorrow...


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.904992 del
>>904988
Sounds ominous.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.904993 del
>>904990
>anime


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.904994 del
>>904991
Sounds do-able.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.904995 del
Shit, gonna run out of day before I get my daily todo list done.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.904996 del
>>904995
there's always tomorrow


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.904997 del
>>904995
I've set 5 alarms, and am going to cram the stuff I cbf doing today into 4am-8am.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.904998 del
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>to do list from five weeks ago is untouched


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.904999 del
>>904997
>cbf
*cbt


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.905000 del
>>904996
Do-able.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.905001 del
>>904998
I've still got one I started in 2017, mostly incomplete. Not to mention my one from 2003.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.905002 del
skips cutscene


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.905003 del
>tfw no Royal Enfield


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.905004 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.905005 del
Can you just go to church or do you need to book it in with them first?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.905006 del
hehe


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.905008 del
I took some sausages home from volunteering, left them for a few hours in my bag then put them in the fridge. Will they be safe to eat?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.905009 del
>>905006
This is an edit of Gilmore Girls.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.905010 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.905011 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lzplodCcz7U [Embed]


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.905012 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.905013 del
being a neet is the only ai proof job


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.905014 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.905015 del
>>905005
Most of the normal/established churches should have published service times and you can just rock up.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.905016 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.905017 del
>>905009
You love it!


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.905018 del
Jesus, looking at the logs it seems the Russians have started a great purge.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.905019 del
>>905013
Until you hit the daily limit.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.905020 del
>>905018
is it fun looking at the logs?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.905021 del
>>905018
Keeps 'em busy.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.905022 del
>>905020
Keeps 'im busy.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.905023 del
>>905020
I always look, just before I flush.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.905024 del
>>905008
>>905008
>I took some sausages home from volunteering
Bunnings?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.905025 del
bolognese and potatoes


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.905026 del
auto run button is r


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.905027 del
>>905025
add some chopped up schnitzel


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.905028 del
Weber fed some old sausages to a kookaburra once.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.905029 del
>>905028
Based.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.905031 del
>>905015
In fact it's probably better not to give them any details. Some of them (eg Assemblies of God) can be pretty aggressive in trying to get repeat business.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.905032 del
going to have some dietrite cordial and go to bed


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.905033 del
>>905031
>Assemblies of God
That was Mummybot's church.
I'll probably just give them an alias like that schizophrenic NEET that gave his name as Ben when he got his hair cut.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.905034 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.905035 del
>>905032
Night.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.905037 del
>>905032
Good night.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.905038 del
>>905034
I finished the red one the other day. Got green today at the shop.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.905039 del
>>905035
Goodnight, NOOT.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.905040 del
>>905032
night babe


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.905041 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.905043 del
young noots shouldnt have red cordial


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.905044 del
>>905042
id love to rape that one


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.905045 del
>>905044
I'll fucking rape you if you so much as think about it, cunt.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.905046 del
>>905036
Handsome fella.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.905047 del
>>905042
Handsome fella.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.905048 del
>>905045
i bet she has a cute cry as i beat her


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.905049 del
>>905046
>>905047
Projection. 😉😉


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.905050 del
>>905049
💞🥰


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.905051 del
>>>/agatha2/85278
They're talking about our girl!


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.905052 del
>>905051
>our girl


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.905053 del
new thing bad


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.905054 del
>>905053
New season of Heartstopper is out on Thursday, are you excited?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.905055 del
i bet her cunt is moist


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.905056 del
>>905030
Git sum cabbage into yo tumtum


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.905057 del
>>905056
git checkout --detach


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.905058 del
>>905057
He has gone to bed.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.905060 del
>>905056
explain the cabbage meme


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.905061 del
>>905059
hello iga, posting little girls again?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.905062 del
>>905060
It will last about as long as the casserole


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.905063 del
big chungus


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.905065 del
>>905056
Hey Juhani.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.905066 del
>>904936
I still havent had a shower


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.905067 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.905068 del
>>905066
It's only Monday, plenty of days left in the week for that.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.905069 del
Got the oven prepped for a feed. I think there might be a storm approaching.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.905070 del
>>905069
Hide under the bed.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.905071 del
>>905070
I do that every Thursday night.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.905072 del
Had to peel tissue out of my foreskin.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.905074 del
Playing goblin


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.905075 del
Going to be honest with you guys. Got a strong feeling that Ocsober '24 is not going to happen.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.905076 del
>>905075
You can do it.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.905077 del
Should have added pickles to the whopper but wasn't sure if it was standard being so long since I last had one.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.905078 del
>>905075
Im doing sober october, almost 2 weeks sober already


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.905079 del
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>>905077
>no pickles in the whopper


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.905080 del
Went out for a nightwalk while listening to audiobooks. Heard a bat flapping its wings right over me. Will start coding early tomorrow, get shit done, this time I promise.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.905081 del
>>905079
Worse things happen at sea.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.905082 del
>>905080
what are you "coding"?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.905083 del
>>905082
My future.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.905084 del
>>905083
refer to this image >>905079


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.905085 del
>>905072
Disgusting.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.905086 del
Could do with a bowl of melted chocolate right now, no cap.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.905087 del
>>905084
Nasty.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.905088 del
>>905086
Go for it NEET. Indulge yourself.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.905089 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.905090 del
Strawberry iced cream and a doco on randy quaid


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.905091 del
>>905090
>randy quaid
Shitter was full.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.905093 del
Jamie oliver just said the best friend for beans is garlic


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.905094 del
very stressed all day
job application rejected


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.905095 del
Distress? Destress!


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.905096 del
>>905094
That is bad luck NEET. Keep at it you will get there eventually.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.905097 del
>>905095
Thanks Dan.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.905098 del
>>905093
No wonder GarlicNEET and BeanNEET get on so well.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.905099 del
>>905098
>GarlicNEET


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.905100 del
>>905099
He was in the /ausneets/ vampire DLC.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.905101 del
>>905100
didn't get DLC, was it worth?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.905102 del
>>905101
I pirated mine and got a virus.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 18:32 [Preview] No.905104 del
>>905073
Handsome fella.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 19:47 [Preview] No.905106 del
Didn't get paid again. This is starting to become a common occurrence.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.905107 del
morning bros


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.905108 del
They don't like my kind of busted.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.905109 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.905111 del
>>905107
Marn cobba


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.905112 del
>>905110
That's a man.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.905113 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.905114 del
Finished loading the skip bin. Not like I had Friday through Monday to do it. Always better to leave it until the morning it is being collected.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.905115 del
Pinch and a punch, bitches.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 21:08 [Preview] No.905116 del
The year's nearly over neets, where did all the time go?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.905117 del
feeling sad


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.905118 del
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>>905117
Disregard feelings. Acquire goon.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.905119 del
Mřøğ


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.905120 del
>>905118
didnt get paid
no booze, no payday treat meal


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.905121 del
We should be doing Sober October, NEETs.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.905122 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.905123 del
>>905121
You just want us to suffer.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.905124 del
>>905123
It is the kickstart some of us need.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.905125 del
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NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:21 [Preview] No.905126 del
Might play some doom brutality edition to kickstart my day.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.905127 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.905128 del
>>905118
Thanks Dan.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.905129 del
>>904841
>hydrogen peroxide, horse electrolytes, booze, and camomile tea
The ultimate neet cocktail drink. A free cask of golden oak to the neet who thinks up the best name for this cocktail.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.905130 del
>>905129
Kino vino


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.905131 del


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.905132 del
Singing this will be the day that I die.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.905133 del
>>905114
Well done. It sounds like it might have been a noisy activity to be doing so early.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.905134 del
>>905132
You have to do the dance in the you make me cry fill.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:42 [Preview] No.905135 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:47 [Preview] No.905136 del
>>905133
It was only a small bin (2m^3), so I was able to place most things into it fairly quietly.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No.905137 del
>>905120
Cut off?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.905138 del
>>905121
Failed that 3 hours ago


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.905139 del
I smell it


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:53 [Preview] No.905140 del
>>905137
I'm a wagie.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:54 [Preview] No.905141 del
>>905125
Might have to get that fill-up box.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:57 [Preview] No.905142 del
>>905140
You'r a slavie. Real wagies work and get paid. You just work.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.905144 del
>>905142
lol still a slave


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.905145 del
>>905142
yeah :(


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.905146 del
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Ok neets, garn both coles and woolies this morning. What do you need?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.905147 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g2u_rEcWW8M [Embed]


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.905148 del
>>905146
an exit bag


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.905149 del
>>905146
Two bollards thanks.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.905150 del
>>905146
Roast chook, tin of beetroot, bag of slaw mix.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.905151 del
Might become a professional cybercriminal getting paid in untraceable cryptocurrency so I can also keep my dsp.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:22 [Preview] No.905152 del
>>905146
I need coffee pods.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.905153 del
>>905151
Crime is looking more and more like the way to go. Doing the right thing just leaves you poor.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.905154 del
>>905152
You are living above your means neet. I am bringing you back a jar of instant coffee. The no-name woolworths one.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.905155 del
>>905154
>The no-name woolworths one.
Motherbat keeps a jar of both the regular and the decaf.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:31 [Preview] No.905156 del
>>905139
Poo? Farting?


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.905157 del
>>905156
I thought he meant Weber.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.905159 del
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Pajeets are price gouging Americans devastated by the flooding in Georgia and charging $10 dollars a gallon.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.905161 del
>>905159
Arseholes. Hopefully somebody pulls an AR15 out of their truck and wastes the entire family.


NEET 09/30/2024 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.905162 del
Another $700 to the government. Cant win.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.905163 del
Shaved. Showered and deoderised for the first time in about 5 days.
Cleaned up the empties, cleaned the kitchen, and put some washing on. Ate some real food and cleaned my teeth.
On the wagon now. New month new me.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.905164 del
Ok, big shop complete. Going to be cooking a big batch of morrocan chickpeas with chicken tonight, and roast pork with baked beans tomorrow night. Should make 20+ feedpacks in total, straight to the freexer.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.905165 del
What brands of olives are ausneets approved? Can you trust imports from spain and greece?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.905166 del
illegal threada in catalogue


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 00:41 [Preview] No.905167 del
>>905166
Thanks neet, I'll deal with it.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.905168 del
>>905164
Can I have a plate of pork with no beans please?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.905169 del
>>905168
You may, but I don't bother seasoning the crackling because I don't eat it.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.905170 del
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Apparently this is only 50 meters from the Lindt Café, and 200 meters from an Anzac Memorial in Martin Place.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.905171 del
Ok, might play some skyrim then have an early lunch. Life ain't so bad.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.905172 del
>>905171
yes it is
it's fucking terrible


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.905173 del
>>905172
My medicine dispensaries are always there


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.905174 del
>>905170
Pork bomb it with a drone


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.905175 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u6Q5DJTDyoQ [Embed]
Watching doco


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.905176 del
>>905163
Well done King. Get some horse electrolytes into you and you will be good to go.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.905177 del
Got some fancy burgers for half price. Having an instant and some strawberries.
Brain not functioning today.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.905178 del
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/security/popular-electric-vehicle-manufacturer-byd-responds-to-claims-atto-3-has-a-sim-card-that-can-call-you-without-knowing/news-story/56dcb8ef0a0087b9d96be64fd89b36a6
>In the video, the owner dials the car’s SIM number, and while audio from inside the vehicle is transmitted to their phone, there’s no visible indication on the car’s touchscreen or digital display that a call is taking place.
>Even more concerning is that there appears to be no way to terminate the call from the vehicle.
>The only sign that a call was in progress was the audio muting, and the issue reportedly persists even when the car is turned off.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.905179 del
>>905178
Very concerning.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.905180 del
>>905178
Are there any modern cars that aren't botnet?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.905181 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.905182 del
>>905173
Thanks Dan.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.905183 del
>>905181
If the chinks want to hear me doing my racist tourettes thing while I drive, they are more than welcome.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.905184 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.905185 del
fuck it
gonna drink all afternoon


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:20 [Preview] No.905186 del
>>905170
Fuck these dog cunts.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:21 [Preview] No.905187 del
Back from shops. All too hard. Getting boong'd.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.905188 del
>>905178
My car bluetooth answers calls without my permission. I turn bluetooth off because of it, but the handsfree was a reason to get it.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:22 [Preview] No.905189 del
>>905163
>>905185
The neet wagon made it for nearly 2 hours.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.905190 del
>>905180
I heard from the neighbour that some elec cars in the US have been going down a highway at 100, and then slamming into reverse.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.905191 del
>>905188
Fortunately my car does everything via my iPhone. If I don't turn on bluetooth on the phone, it can't make or receive calls, and I have Car Play configured to only work over wired USB, so again, if I don't plug the cable in, it can't talk to the Internet.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.905192 del
>>905190
bad home cars


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:31 [Preview] No.905193 del
>>905185
Gas! Gas! GAS !


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.905195 del
>>905190
just wait until lane assist yeets you into the path of an oncoming vehicle


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.905196 del
Cracked a tinnie


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.905197 del
>>905140
Do a better job then ffs


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:38 [Preview] No.905198 del
Feels like a boong eat boong day in the NEETscape once.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:41 [Preview] No.905199 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zg1-bBhhJIM [Embed]


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.905200 del
were boongs cannibals?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.905201 del
>>905198
I'll have a leg and a wing please.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:47 [Preview] No.905202 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UVhQ7bWfBao [Embed]

Wow the navy looks like such an exciting career


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.905203 del
>>905202
Saw the title. Not even going to click the go button.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.905204 del
>>905202
Not a single positive one in the comments.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.905205 del
Eating nungah arse


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 02:54 [Preview] No.905206 del
Gar goblin


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 03:05 [Preview] No.905207 del
gonna have a wank then a nap


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.905208 del
>>905187
Where's my roast chook?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.905209 del
>>905194
What exactly were they expecting to see?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.905210 del
>>905209
Some prime bussy


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.905211 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 03:19 [Preview] No.905212 del
>>905201
>>905164
You felt like chicken tonight.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.905213 del
Big sip.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.905214 del
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Incredibly bored
No energy
Nothing interesting on the youtoobs
Nowhere to drive to


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.905215 del
Might have some goon and work on the problem of the great sphinx and its links to atlantis.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.905216 del
>>905214
>youtoobs
YouTube sucks at the moment. It's like everybody downed tools and stopped making videos.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.905217 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.905218 del
Garn git a few thangz


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.905219 del
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I finally got the keys to the women's bathroom after 3 years of therapy!!!!! 😊


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.905220 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.905221 del
Can somebody please bring me a party size bag of Toobs?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.905223 del
>>905222
Not him.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.905224 del
If Cruisey loved him, he would drop two (2) party size bags of Toobs over his front fence.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.905225 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.905227 del
>>905226
Does he still drink? I think he swore off it the last time he passed out while streaming and viewers sent the Police to his apartment.


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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.905229 del
>>905227
>he swore off it the last time he passed out
a lot of the trogs on here have done the same yet they keep drinking


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.905230 del
Binge eating and 35min into a san andreas playthrough vid


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.905231 del
>>905229
we're smart enough not to livestream our fucked up existence though


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.905232 del
>>905231
unrelated to what i said


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.905233 del
>>905232
no it isn't


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.905234 del
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>>905233
yes it is


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.905235 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1_gJp2uAjO0 [Embed]


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.905236 del
>>905234
You're lucky I only started YouTube Ninjitsu training last night.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.905237 del
>>905235
>bloomberg
>femoid


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.905238 del
>>905237
Hannah is alright. She has done various videos for Numberphile.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.905239 del
>>905238
no, letting one femoid in ruins it all


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.905240 del
>>905239
I'm not letting her in the compound, NEET.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.905241 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.905242 del
Going to open my third big boi beer for standos 4.6 through 6.9


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.905243 del
>>905242
i expect you to reach 13.8 by the end of the night


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.905244 del
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>>905242
How big is your empty bottle collection? Let's have a pic. I bet it doesn't rival mine.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.905245 del
>>905243
The bottle of wine I have will take me to 15.5. I may even have a tumbler of whisgy too.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.905246 del
>>905244
I put a Grunt 158 litre bag full of crushed cans in the skip this morning. I wasn't able to do the bag up.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.905247 del
along side it was a stack of folded down cardboard wine cases, maybe a meter tall


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.905248 del
rape


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.905249 del
rape my gape while wearing a cape and eating a grape


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.905250 del
there is no escape


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.905251 del
from the big black ape


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.905252 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.905253 del
Asking chatgpt its opinions and recommendations on music


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.905254 del
The next two days are going to be hot. Woe.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.905255 del
>>905254
24 and 29?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.905256 del
>>905255
Yeah, in Adelaide.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.905257 del
I like it when you flick the cap off a cold beer bottle and a little bit of smoke comes out


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.905258 del
You neets are cool enough.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.905259 del
>>905256
I believe Davo is going to reveal his new cotton twill shirt, dress shorts, and boat shoes combo on Thursday.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.905260 del
>>905257
That's a beer djinni, escaping the bottle. If you catch it in your mouth you can make it grant you a wish.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.905261 del
>>905259
all that moist cunny is going to drive the humidity up


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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.905264 del
Might listen to some symphonic metal a write a fantasy rpg game.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.905265 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.905266 del
Imagine thinking 29 is hot...


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.905267 del
Another successful booze cruze

FIBJAM


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.905268 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.905269 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:46 [Preview] No.905270 del
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>30 bucks for 10(ten) litres of petty


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.905271 del
>>905270
think how much kfc you could have got instead


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:01 [Preview] No.905272 del
>>905269
The 200 inch telescope at the palomar observatory, which used to be the largest telescope in the world, was also designed with the help of an 'elf':
>"a brilliant and wealthy astronomer named George Ellery Hale. Actually, the idea was presented to Hale one night. While he was playing billiards, an elf climbed in his window and told him to get money from the Rockefeller Foundation for a telescope. "

I reckon all these helpful elves are the same thing as the grey aliens that people keep seeing.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.905273 del
>>905272
>I reckon all these helpful elves are the same thing as the grey aliens that people keep seeing.
Could be, although I still reckon it's just a nordy NEET under the floorboards.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.905274 del
chatgippity has given me a good routine to reduce brain fog, lower neuroinflammation and raise my metabolism


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:10 [Preview] No.905275 del
jsp call in 5


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.905276 del
>>905244
Damn that's impressive. You drink a lot of milk.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.905277 del
>>905274
Post it!


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.905278 del
>>905274
Will you follow it?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.905279 del
(3.70 MB 480x848 croatia.webm)


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.905280 del
what's a good onlyfans leak site?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.905281 del
>>905275
Give them nothing. Take from them everything.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.905282 del
>>905279
Indian was allowed to leave unmaimed???


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:27 [Preview] No.905283 del
>>905280
Simpcity is pretty good as it is very comprehensive, just make an account with a made-up email address. You don't have to verify the account (unless they've changed it recently). Coomer.party or kemono.party doesn't need a login but has less stuff and a clumsy search engine that requires you to have the exact username. They do support patreon, boosty etc though so it isn't just onlyfans. They don't have regular porn unlike simpcity.su though, sc has everything.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.905284 del
(2.73 MB 4032x3024 IMG_3046.jpg)


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.905285 del
>>905284
Racial abuse?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.905286 del
>>905285
Rectal


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.905287 del
>>905286
Typical weber.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.905288 del
>>905285
You can't even buy a set of 1,2,3,4,5,6, and 8 DIPs from Jaycar. So no.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.905289 del
>>905280
yourmum.com


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.905290 del
Is Olive still in Europe? She must have had more Frenchmen through her than the Berezina by now.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.905291 del
Thinking about Weber's rump.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.905292 del
>>905290
She wouldn't have the money (or annual leave) to take more than a couple of weeks off. Guessing she is in a rut.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.905293 del
>>905271
Need the fuel to get the feed.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.905294 del
>>905291
Aged to perfection. (You) couldn't afford such a quality piece of meat!


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.905295 del
>>905284
What meme flavour of chips is this?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.905296 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AYMOPC83XfE [Embed]


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.905297 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.905298 del
>>905283
thanks, apparently the thots i want are too obscure even for simpcity


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.905299 del
>>905267
So much WINNING!


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.905300 del
Stupid fucking bitch across the road has her Jeep alarm going off and she can't stop it, but she hasn't thought to disconnect the battery. Utterly fucking useless cunt.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.905301 del
>>905280
images.goigle.com


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.905302 del
>>905301
>goigle


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.905303 del
>>905298
Name them and I can poke around.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.905304 del
>>905302
<boiger


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.905305 del
>>905303
sugashi and urplpur


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.905306 del
>>905303
grimace shake


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.905307 del
(463.35 KB 1500x1729 mcdolans.jpeg)


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.905308 del
imagine believing in the round earth theory


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.905309 del
>>905307
wait, where's the drive through?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.905310 del
>>905309
Maybe it was part of a bridge and you drove into a hole in the roof?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.905311 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.905312 del
>>905311
Is this the fantasy RPG game you made?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.905313 del
Just one more coffee. This is the last one, I swear!


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.905314 del
>>905311
Wanna play 🐸 game


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.905315 del
Grego with his mum.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.905316 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.905317 del
>>905292
>She
>she

Take a seat...


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.905318 del
>>905298
>thots I want but will never get

Stop this pathetic behaviour at once!


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.905319 del
>>905318
>Stop this pathetic behaviour at once!
>he says while posting here


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.905320 del
>>905305
>sugashi
https://simpcity.su/threads/sugashi-_sugashi-not_sugashi-suga.13216/
https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/sugashi
Is this not the chick?
>>905305
>urplpur
https://simpcity.su/threads/yoursmalldoll.43348/page-5#post-7196993
Supposedly this is her and urplpur is an alias. Russian chicks are fucking awful for keeping their usernames consistent.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.905321 del
>>905319
Checkmate neets.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.905322 del
>>905307
Grab me some chips please.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.905323 del
>>905313
Save it for the morning.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.905324 del
>>905306
Do you have an OF link?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.905325 del
>>905320
thanks mate


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.905326 del
>>905325
Just create an account on simpcity so you can search it yourself. A chick has to be pretty obscure for them to not have her.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.905327 del
>>905316
>fried chicken
how many flavours do they have.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.905328 del
>>905300
What's the correct procedure to do if that happens? I've always wondered. You must disconnect the battery? What if you didn't have access to it?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.905329 del
>>905319
You're a thot he can get


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.905330 del
>>905316
Good haul.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.905331 del
It almost fell out of me while driving home from coles. Pure panic, sweating.
Think it was those half priced burgers, could feel the burn from the spice


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.905332 del
>>905331
You did a good hodl NEET.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.905333 del
>>905311
That's a good fridge frog meme.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.905334 del
>>905328
Battery or horn. Leave the battery off for 30 minutes and it should notionally forget the state it was in.
She's got 3 simps standing around it now with the bonnet up and it still going off every 30 seconds or so.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.905335 del
(3.09 MB 4032x3024 IMG_3047.jpg)
(2.50 MB 4032x3024 IMG_3048.jpg)
(2.28 MB 4032x3024 IMG_3049.jpg)


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.905336 del
>>905324
I was being funny.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.905337 del
>>905335
I enjoyed the experience of opening each full screen. I will have a bit of each please.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.905338 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.905339 del
big anime tiddies


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.905340 del
>>905335
Diet sized pidza


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.905341 del
>>905284
Hi transister :) 🏳️‍⚧️


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.905342 del
>>905340
Didn't Get Paid sized pidza


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.905343 del
>>905331
NEETs having such catastrophes while driving is becoming all to common.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.905344 del
>>905335
Looks very good.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.905345 del
>>905343
Nappies will be provided on drives to and from The Commune.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.905346 del
>>905345
I just shit in a neet's mouth.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.905347 del
>>905346
I don't think that's legal over here.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.905349 del
Two DEEDs this week. context demanded it


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.905350 del
>>905327
There's several others going. Something to do with that gook show 'Squid Game'.

>>905330
Butter, soy sauce, honey and smoked paprika.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.905351 del
>>905331
feel the burn, work out those gut and colon muscles


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.905352 del
>>905334
>or horn
?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.905353 del
>>905335
Crust on the bread looks better than the pizza.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.905354 del
>>905335
Good spread.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.905356 del
>>905352
the honking is what drives everybody in the street crazy, so you owe it to everybody to get it shut up as quickly as possible


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.905358 del
>>905316
Very nice haul. How is the energy drink?
I'd fucking destroy that hommus, chips and choccie bar all in one big go.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.905361 del
>>905316
>beetroot
We buy raw beetroot. Bake em in the oven, slice them up and put them in jars with water, salt, sugar, vinegar, cumin seeds. Some adds horseradish too I think.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.905363 del
My sister's birthday is soon.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.905364 del
>>905361
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a root


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.905366 del
>>905279
Protip: Indo-"Euopean" is not European.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.905368 del
>>905361
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/116277/macro-organic-beetroot-punnet
It is available to purchase raw but we usually use the pre-cooked tinned stuff as its main uses here are for salads or in sandwiches.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.905370 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.905371 del
I am going to try watching episode 2 of da penguine again. I only managed about 45 seconds last night.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.905372 del
>>905316
odd haul.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.905373 del
>>905364
We have a different saying. Not exact translation.
Hard eggs are good but can't beat cream out of em.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.905374 del
>>905370
She was in that Manson Family film, right?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.905375 del
>>905373
Because eggs refer to testicles and cream to cum?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.905377 del
>>905374
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ywqtxZdo9pA [Embed]


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.905378 del
>>905374
idk, it is Margaret Qualley (my wife).


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.905381 del
>>905378
yeah this dirty skank >>905377


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.905382 del
>>905375
Not an unreasonable assumption.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.905383 del
>>905381
KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.905385 del
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>disbaled


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.905386 del
>>905385
We call it differently abled now


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.905387 del
>>905386
*differently baled


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.905388 del
>>905387
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hzPlhlbIobY [Embed]


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.905389 del
I'm so fucking horny.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.905392 del
(855.37 KB 2496x3498 1626731591588.jpg)
Ahhhh fuck I need to cum.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.905393 del
Sundowning hard here, have problems focussing.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.905394 del
>>905393
Stay strong NEET.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.905395 del
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(222.73 KB 1536x2048 TIME-MACHINE.jpg)
>>905555
I come from da dreamtime so yuz can all have a wank


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.905396 del
>>905392
Want to give those a squeeze.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.905397 del
>and suddenly, with no explanation or logic reason, the code worked


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.905398 del
>>905370
I'd love to fuck her as she shoves her feet in my face like that.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.905400 del
Mongodb, choice of the mong developer.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.905401 del
>>905358
Hommos was half price. Dropped the mofo on the ground after taking the pic. Some spilled out from the bottom. Still going to eat it.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.905402 del
>>905361
You just don't understand Australian cuisine.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.905403 del
The bodybuilding.com forum shut down today


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.905405 del
>>905402
I liek iguana-on-stick.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.905406 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QW_YGXqQq6c [Embed]


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.905407 del
(95.54 KB 872x480 RetardPillz.jpg)


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.905408 del
ffs, just discovered I bought two jars of cumin rather than one cumin one turmeric, the mong is strong in me today.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.905409 del
>>905408
>non-white seasonings


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.905410 del
>>905408
you can borrow some ob my tumeric


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.905411 del
>>905408
if you still have the receipt I'm sure they'll let you exchange one


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.905412 del
>>905409
European colonialist empires were built on the spice trade, putting chillies on your food is literally an act of white supremacy and colonialism. Which is why I do it every day.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.905413 del
>>905266
Agreed. Most bitces be hitting the wall around 20 these days.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.905414 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.905415 del
>>905413
Wall hitting is happening far earlier, the kids at hitting puberty faster and hitting the wall faster.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.905416 del
>>905415
Also the sooner they start wearing makeup the sooner the skin starts falling apart


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.905418 del
>>905417
That's a man.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.905419 del
>>905415
Seed oils.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.905421 del
Wanna acquire


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.905422 del
>>905363
My birthday was last week. None of you remembered.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.905423 del
>>905419
At this point I don't even want to know


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.905424 del
>>905366
A re you referring to the poo or croat?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.905425 del
>>905422
Happy Birthday NEET.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.905426 del
Shibs got cream out of my hard boiled eggs once.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.905427 del
>>905422
who are you meant to be?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.905428 del
>>905422
You should have said something.
Somebody remembered NK's birthday last week.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.905429 del
Weber tried to sell Monk a zero day for linux tech tips but he posted it on twitter for updoots from people he doesnt care for once.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.905430 del
made cheeseburgers


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.905431 del
>>905429
Monk wouldn't have known how to run it anyway.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.905432 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:49 [Preview] No.905433 del
>>905431
He could use Chatgippity


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.905434 del
>>905433
but if it's a 0day how would chatgippity have indexed any information about it?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.905435 del
>>905428
That was me.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.905436 del
>>905434
It's do-able
>OpenAI’s Strawberry program is reportedly capable of reasoning. It might be able to deceive humans
https://theconversation.com/openais-strawberry-program-is-reportedly-capable-of-reasoning-it-might-be-able-to-deceive-humans-239748


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.905437 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.905438 del
>>905437
r u AI 🤔


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.905439 del
>>905438
im 100% karaboğa


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.905440 del
>>905438
No he's TR


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.905441 del
>tfw failed a Turing test more than once


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.905442 del
Browsing the Johnny Bigg website again.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.905443 del
>>905442
New jacket?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.905444 del
>>905443
I'm almost through all of their sale items and nothing catches my eye.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.905445 del
>>905162
>Another $700 to the government
My exact weekly welfare payment. Thanks wagie.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.905446 del
>>905445
You should give ten percent back to him.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:04 [Preview] No.905448 del
>>905442
I hope they send you that nice
>BIGG
packaging.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.905450 del
Just how bigg is johnny bigg?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.905451 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.905452 del
>>905450
All the models on their site are just tall guys. They don't use Execs.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.905453 del
>>905328
>What's the correct procedure to do if that happens?
You go to the glovebox and get the manual out and look up "alarm" in the index. It will give you a procedure to turn the alarm off. It often involves inserting your key and moving it to the "on" position and back a certain number of times.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.905454 del
>>905450
It must be a strong chair.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.905455 del
>>905417
Another one! Should start investing dole cheques into whatever vpn service you're using..


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.905456 del
>>905431
I could figure it out. I've use metasploit once


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.905457 del
>>905455
Shouldn't he be investing into you?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.905458 del
>>905456
You should get that packaging job at Amazon and restart your cloud engineer career.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.905459 del
>>905441
was going to schitzo post, didn't


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.905460 del
>>905413
Stop talking like a nigger.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.905461 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.905462 del
>>905459
You'll be fine, just don't go driving anywhere.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.905463 del
>>905458
It looks like they only do day/night shift, no afternoons


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.905464 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.905465 del
>>905452
You can sometimes find reviews down the page that show customers modelling the clothes they bought. I find that helpful.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.905466 del
>>905464
Oh dear. 😲


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.905467 del
>>905462
Quot automata ex industria hominis?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.905468 del
I should become a Johnny Big model


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.905469 del


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.905470 del
Johnny 4 inch.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.905471 del
Did half my poo.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.905472 del
>>905471
Cook the rest tomorrow.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.905473 del
>>905468
You would look good NEET.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.905474 del
We don't have enough graphically detailed food binge posts here. The next binge you have, my fellow executives, I want the details. Prizes will be offered, coles and woolies vouchers for the confectionary aisle or kfc.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.905475 del
>>905468
They would get a good bulge shot from you.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.905476 del
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>>905474
It would make very nice dreams if they also posted pictures.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.905477 del
Looks like there is a Deadpool and Wolverine torrent out.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.905480 del
thingken of a goonding


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.905481 del
>>905477
Pre orders have also not long gone up from the UK for the 4k disc, so I'm going to order that soon.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.905483 del
Feeling absolutely blown out


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.905484 del
>>905481
Are you the home cinema NEET?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.905485 del
>>905480
sober octoober silly


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.905486 del
>>905483
Bussy?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.905487 del
i've got aids


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.905488 del
>>905487
I'm not surprised.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.905489 del
>>905487
I had that once.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.905490 del
>>905489
You can cure it by raping a virgin.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.905491 del
>>905490
72 of them.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.905492 del
constipating myself so I cum when I shit


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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.905495 del
ramming possum up my arse and giving myself a case of the curry shits so his agonised thrashing makes me cum even harder


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.905496 del
>>905493
8k boong porn?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.905497 del
Another exhausting night in teh kitchen. Cooked nothing besides a few pieces of Helen. Mostly cleaning dirty dishes.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.905498 del
>>905496
Of course.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.905499 del
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i'm from the bronx, i can't afford a lawyer!


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.905501 del
Still havent washed the tissue in the foreskin away. Need a shave


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.905502 del
new thread soon


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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.905505 del
Smashed laptop. Woe


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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.905509 del
>>905505
Why did you smash it neet?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.905510 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.905511 del
it's 4chan's birthday apparently


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.905512 del
You won't believe me, but I just screwed the laptop together and the speakers that were fucked now work. the case is totally fucked but nothing a soldering iron can't fix. mixed result


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.905513 del
>>905511
we don't speak about that place


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.905514 del
>>905512
I'm not sure I believe that.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.905515 del
Laughing for no reason


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.905516 del
A feed problem has arisen neets - my chickpeas took up more feedpacks than I thought they would, and I don't have enough containers left for tomorrow's roast pork with beans. Gonna have to think this one through. Don't want to delay the roast for too long.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.905517 del
Stuffin the gut with feed while watching Youtube. The usual.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.905518 del
ahh fuck I'm cumming


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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.905520 del
>>905516
Buy some containers when the supermarket opens tomorrow morning, dumb dumb.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.905521 del
>>905516
the BEAN is strong in this one


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.905522 del
>>905518
Big shit?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.905523 del
Weber had a turd roll down his leg while deadlifting once.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.905524 del
Wish I had a gf to piss in my face.


NEET Admin 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.905525 del
Clocks will be set this weekend in Australia, no?
During the night from Saturday to Sunday.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.905526 del
twitch. so this is were all the zoomershit comes from. Found the source


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.905527 del
>>905525
Yeah, Sunday AM they go forward 1 hour


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.905528 del
Gambling adds, can' skip over adds. just wierd spectating of boring shit. Why do they use it?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.905529 del
>>905525
>>905527
Sunday, 6 October 2024, 2:00 am clocks are turned forward 1 hour to Sunday, 6 October 2024, 3:00 am AEDT instead


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.905530 del
>>905525
We will be going backwards.


NEET Admin 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.905531 del
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>>905527
>>905529
Okay, thanks.

Gonna stream Death Proof on the 5th at 7pm AEST.
On Endchan Movie Corner.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.905532 del
>>905525
Why not ask one of your discord friends?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.905533 del
>>905531
Nobody death proog


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.905534 del
>>905523
More than once


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.905535 del
He didn’t drop those Toobs over the fence 🙁


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.905536 del
>>905520
I already use too much plastic, I want to cut back and use glass containers instead. But they're fucking expensive and always in the wrong size.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.905537 del
>>905532
I could come up with a funny reply to that but I'm too busy with too many things at once, so I'm just asking simply: what the fuck are you talking about?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.905538 del
So that is twitch. poor quality zoomer steam content. just lots and lots of poor quality zoomer streams of stupid games


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.905539 del
>>905538
Some elderly neets just can't handle the skibidi.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:03 [Preview] No.905540 del
Russian youtube is full of the same normieshit, just in russian.who would have guessed


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.905541 del
>>905527
Is this the good one where we get more sleep or the bad one with less?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.905542 del
Watching 'Carl Jung and the Psychology of the Man-Child' on youtube


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.905543 del
When Nuro sees a lane is closed and a merge will be required, he speeds up to the end of the closing lane to try and gain ground before the merge. He laughs in the face of all social order and civic virtue. A spiritual nigger.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.905544 del
Oh he was just infomining be if I use Discord or not. Never mind then.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.905545 del
>>905543
nvm, it is the bad one.


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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.905547 del
fucking too gooned to reply to the right posts


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.905548 del
>>905537
>skibidi


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.905549 del
I need to take a photo of my anus for my own edification but I don’t want those queers at Apple having a look.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.905550 del
Garn transition to the floor mattress


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:12 [Preview] No.905551 del
>>905549
Your anus needs an Android Generic System Image


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.905552 del
jeets sell cow piss mixed with cow shit as medicine
https://www.amazon.in/product-reviews/B07PBJCK8T/ref=cm_cr_othr_mb_show_all_top?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews
incredible reviews there


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.905553 del
>It's a bit on the very pungent side. But it complements very well with a glass of warm milk at bedtime.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.905554 del
Chinese youtube is just a wall of moving textThe memes are bad and the advertisements are like 50's Greek advertisements. if you search in English you just get expat teachers speaking very, very slowly.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.905555 del
I invented electricity


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.905556 del
>>905547
just record a vocaroo


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.905557 del
>>905555
Thanks Wizzy we owe you a lot.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.905558 del
>>905556
I miss the Romanian's posts like that.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.905559 del
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a NEETboard man


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.905560 del
Take it like a man, baby if that's what you are


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.905561 del
>>905556
seconded


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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 13:20 [Preview] No.905564 del
Is kfc open?


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>>905565
Are you busy?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.905568 del
Might build an app that lets you control UI elements and input fields with text-to-speech
Surprised this hasn't been done yet


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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 19:21 [Preview] No.905571 del
>>905555
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 19:36 [Preview] No.905572 del
Holy FUCK nigga it’s actually happening!!! Rockets rain down on Israel
WORLD WAR 3


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.905573 del
RISE AND SHINE WAGIES, YOU NEED TO GET TO WORK AND SLAVE AWAY IN MISERY FOR MR SHEKELSTEIN. IF YOU'RE LUCKY WW3 WILL END YOUR SUFFERING


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.905574 del
>>905572
Two weeks.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.905575 del
chthonic
adjective [THAH-nik]

1. of or relating to the underworld; infernal

Something chthonic dwells beneath the floorboards.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.905576 del
>>905572
Iran showing once again just how utterly fucking useless they are.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.905577 del
>>905576
What happened to the mighty aryan persian warlords of two and half thousand years ago? Too much race mixing with brown middle easterners?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 20:45 [Preview] No.905578 del
>>905575
Another good word and word choice.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.905579 del
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>>905572
Long nose man very mad right now


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.905580 del
Next edition, Chthonic Poos Edition


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.905581 del
Mrog noot


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.905582 del
>>905575
Nice, wouldntve guessed that was the pronounciation


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.905583 del
>>905582
you may continue to pronounce it ch-thonick if you like


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 20:55 [Preview] No.905584 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.905585 del
>>905575
Mischthonic University.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.905586 del
>>905562
My italian gf after I move to Sardinia.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.905587 del
>>905585
Is this a joke about Miskatonic, the university renowned for archaeology?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:07 [Preview] No.905588 del
>>905586
She needs to stop eating pasta and lose bum weight


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.905589 del
>>905585
How many kikels are flying to jvdapest tmrw?
>>905588
I'll take whatever.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.905590 del
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Spilled some of my breakfast on the floor because I eat off a chair rather than a proper table because I'm a MONG.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.905591 del
>>905587
No. Yes.

>>905589
All? How many? What's the occasion?


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.905592 del
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NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:18 [Preview] No.905593 del
>>905590
Lick it up


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.905594 del
First shower in 3 days coming up.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.905595 del
>>905593
Eating off the floor isn't any dirtier than eating off a plate.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.905596 del
>>905593
Actually, I may get some pet possums that can run around in my flat and lick the floorboards clean.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.905597 del
>>905594
I have to have one this arvo. Been quite a while now. 4 weeks? 6 weeks? I've lost track.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:26 [Preview] No.905598 del
This stroll down on memory lane to the Miskatonic University reminded me of the Old Gods. Do the fellas know, that Yog-Shothoth, Chthulhu, Hast


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>>905596
I'd buy a mole and build him a huge acrylic tank filled with dirt. Better than fishes.


NEET 10/01/2024 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.905600 del
>>905598
Du, du hast, du hast mich


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