G-WAGON G-WAGON G-WAGON

>>780319
Expensive.

>>780317
Just Hungarian rap.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xLrW4IcPiWw [Embed]

I only listen to Mr. Bond.

Shit in a pan

Watching Wild Hogs (2007).

>>780324
lay off the choof mate

So much room in my arse for farts.

>>780329
Jam weber's thick aboriginal penis up there.

night

>>780334
Good night.

Shit is done cooking.
The burger patties tasted odd, so I mashed them into kebabs with some spice and grilled them. Sides of mint tzatxiki and chilli tomato sauce.

>>780336
Well done NEET.

A mate of mine is coming to the hovel with cocaine and ketamine.

>>780339
They're not a mate. You're a fool if you partake.

>>780340
I'm partaking.

>>780339
>>780341
Monk?

>>780342
Hi

Monk no.

>>780338
Something legit about mixing beef, cinamon and yogurt

>>780341
what standards are you pairing the powders with?

>>780339
Take advantage of his passed out bussy.

Monk should use the cocaine to pick up some club sluts on Hindley street.

he's an absolute fucking retard

How bad is ket for you?

I hope Olive posts when it is the first of the month for them. Hopefully with a Christmas cosplay.

Ryan is not a girl's name.

>>780341
Keep posting

TGIF NEET Bros, have a blessed day!

>>780336
Sauces sound nice

Monk live updates all night

might have some water and go to bed for reals this time
stupid computer is only doing 6000 hashes per second

>>780346
All bottleos are shut. I'm stuck on 16.

>>780356
I'll try and sneak some

>>780352
Correct, Ryan is a unisex name.

>>780354
Thank you AmericanNEET.
I hope you had a nice thanksgiving.

>>780357
Most pcs are really bad at these kind of tasks, that's the whole point of hash encryption.
Redmachines often have more cores, and are designed to run alternate operating systems in a shell.

unconscious monk rape

>>780362
monks stuck in a k-hole
don't breach his bussy

>>780362
Nothing's for free

No, I listen to weeaboo music, much more refined than nigglet songs about twerking.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fAJfDP3b5_U [Embed]
Some nigger rap is alright.

https://archive.is/qZqg1
I miss 8chan's /k/. I've never found anything like it since.

Going to go to bed. Good night neets.

>>780368
Night fella.

>>780323
Good post.

The ket didn’t happen but we’re almost a gram deep
Talking about intimate family drama and shit. Listening to classic rock

Pros and cons of being a retard.

Pros
>retard strength
>get dsp
>get carers for free
>unlimited goon kfc and tendies
>too stupid to suffer
>always living in the moment

Cons
>literally dumb as a rock
>Probably oook monged
>unlikely to ever get gf

I dunno neet bros…. It looks pretty clear to me.

>>780371
>but we’re almost a gram deep
Monk? No!

Toast with garlic and lard under a roast.

>>780374
Yum.

Morning
Onto the second gram which is way better. Both pacing around chatting up a storm. Intimate conversations and talk about nothing. Throat hurts from the drip. Horny
Wish I had cenno money for a rental woman

>>780376
Good morning NEET.

Still a high likelihood of that arc you discussed yesterday.

morning neetbros

>>780378
Good morning NEET.

>>780376
You need to turn to a life of crime to support your drug habit

>>780380
He could sell his bussy.

>>780372
Is there an operation you can get to achieve mongdom, if you weren't fortunate enough to be born that way?

>>780381
right now it's a buyer's market

>>780384
Here is a good tip too.

Old mate has headed off to a brunch for his Mums birthday or something, wired like a pilot.
He was kind enough to leave me an absolute slug of a line but I'm higher than I've ever been already.
Going to do my meth routine and have a 3 hour wank.

Also have heaps of rollies. Nuro would be so jealous of these chems

Someone talk to me please

>>780388
>pls respond
How's it hanging, fella?

>>780361
thanks man

>>780386
Flush it down the toilet. Kick your "old mate" into the nutses next time and tell him, you don't wanna see him anymore.
Also leave your junk alone, get a hobby.

>>780391
>Flush it down the toilet.
I already owe him roughly $400 for tonight. I'm saving it for the apex of my wank.

>Also leave your junk alone, get a hobby.
This will be my 5th time watching porn in the last month. I'm a disciplined wanker.

>>780391
I tried to tell him >>780340

>>780386
Cloud Engineer 2023 2024 2025

>>780392
>$400
And I thought the first hit was free. Even drug dealing isn't what it used to be.

>>780393
Well, that's all we can do. And hope for the best.

>>780394
Such lifestyle he'll engineer the clouds soon for sure.

>>780395
Probably a bit less actually. I'll chip in some for the ubers he took to get it. He also came with cheeseburger meals, which I didn't finish.
We came up with some creative solutions on how to resolve my lack of confidence in approaching women. Psychologists mire the coke session

>>780397
>We came up with some creative solutions on how to resolve my lack of confidence in approaching women.
yeah cos that's the #1 problem in your life
dickhead

>>780398
It is actually

need to get dressed and get some stuff before bill arrives

>>780396
>he'll engineer the clouds soon for sure.
I hope he doesn't whizz away from us.

>>780401
What are you and Bill having for lunch today?

virtualbox is such crap. I need to switch back to qemu

>>780403
I don't know.
I just went and got mondsters and powerades from the servo and they were completely out of baked goods. Lazy baker must have slept in or something.

>>780404
Just google VMware keys

>>780407
Based VMware embracer.

>>780406
Thanks Bill.

lol kyle is broke and addicted to fentynl
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EO2lz42DYwA [Embed]

>>780410
Will he get Floyd-d?

I wonder how many wanks he has had so far.

>>780411
Full circle

>>780411
Dunno. He should have done something with his life after the trial. Instead he went on every gay tv show he could, got involved with some skank, and started doing drugs.

bill just pulled up

>>780414
Trauma from his persecution at the hand of the liberal media. He needs to sue, even if he loses, the court case will be amusing.

>>780416
>Trauma
Real?

It's just falling out of me.

Reminder: this evening I'll stream American Made on Endcorner, at 7pm AEDT.

lmao

>>780419
b-but everything is made in china?

>>780317
Older nigger rap is kino, but all the new rap stuff is awful

>>780376
Monglyfe

>>780386
Pick at your face for 4hrs.

>>780393
Wheres your junkie mate who'll give you 400 tik

Doing an easy wage. Thinking about how easy it would have been for monk to get on the straight and narrow.
Im worried this is the start of a 6month boong sesh.

>>780427
shush, monk is perfect just the way he is

>>780428
Sarcasm has no effect if you're always being it.

$216 at Bunnings.

Angry.

>>780415
Buy him a milkshake, please.

>>780431
That bought a cordless hammer drill with two batteries, a big bucket of topping compound, and four drop sheets.
Better value than $400 for a gram of cocaine and baking soda in your dad’s shed and he doesn’t even rape you.

>>780433
What flavour?

>>780435
Strawberry.

Think about how much you could win.

>>780434
Monk will rise up tomorrow.

Angry at monk.

$400 sounds like a lot of money just to get high for the night.

>>780439
Cruisey? No!

In love with Allison Young.

>>780437
>>780439
Well done. Happy and prosperous. Winning. 🏆

Heckin wild storm blew in around 1am knocking over teh wheelie bin. Thankfully it was empty and I didn't have to spend all morning picking up rubbish.

Got another weekend parcel delivery. Unexpected but not unwelcome.

>>780446
What did you get?

Restless in bed
Painful chafing on my penis

>>780449
Try sucking it. Hopefully you’ll break your neck or asphyxiate.

>>780449
Next time use lube.

>>780444
I know how hard it was for you to say that. Thank you.

The lady next to me was bettin $5, was up $1300 when I left.

>>780449
Three hour wank?

>>780453
The machines should lock when the player is 20% up on whatever they put into the machine initially.

I hate that "kallmekris" chick on youtube. Her fucking videos are always there on the frontpage getting recommended.

>>780448
10kg of whey protein concentrate. Salted caramel flavour.

>>780452
You do not know as much as you think you do, that's all I'm gonna say fam.

7 minutes on the spin bike.
I think I will continue adding 30 seconds each day until I get to ten minutes and then stay at ten minutes per session but increase the resistance until it is maxed out and then I will start increasing the time again if necessary.

>>780458
I get a blank page because I am signed into gmail and have history turned off and they don’t like that. I don’t have to look at people like that or Mr Bitch or beast or whatever.

>>780461
Sounds like a reasonable plan

>>780449
>Painful chafing on my penis
It's the warts. You should have let that NEET blowtorch them off.

>>780459
Have you had it before? 10kg is a lot of powder to be stuck with if you don’t like the taste.

I only played about half an hour of GTA 5. Couldn't be bothered with it. No interest at all in the new one.

>>780465
Yes I have had it before it is the best.

>>780461
Why are you going for such short times?

>>780453
She'll lose it all they can't help themselves.

>>780465
He buys that awful chinkshit from the niggers in tasmania.

>>780468
Because he will become King of the Spin bike.

>>780466
IV was the last of the good ones, with tranny mockery and shitting on illegal immigrants and the word retard and stuff. 6 is going to suck.

>>780470
probably 90% melamine

>>780468
>short times
I'm not gonna lie NEET but it feels like forever up there. I need to slowly ease into it. My brain is not used to having no stimulation like that. I'm struggling.

>>780472
They should remake San Andreas. everything the same except new graphics.

>>780474
I just would've assumed you'd start at a really low resistance setting and go for 20-30 minutes. Is it an attention thing with you? I find jogging to be a fairly meditative thing. Are you the neet that only eats whilst watching a youtube video?

>>780470
Such negativity. Your life must not be going well.

>>780477
It is all made in China and the tiktok shows niggers everywhere in their warehouse.

>>780476
Yes I can only eat with a screen to watch. I am okay when going for walks I think it is just the stationary indoor nature of the spin bike that causes me psychological discomfort. I have music on while I do it.

>>780480
Poorly reply bantered.

>>780475
Rockstar is cucked now. They’ve even removed lame shit like confederate flags from rereleases.

>>780474
try watching youtube videos while you cycle, or listen to something, to distract you from how hard the work is

>>780479
Do you use videos to go off to sleep? I sometimes find it hard to get off to sleep as I'm bored so I end up looking at my phone which keeps me up lol.
>>780483
An audiobook might be the right level of stimulation. It'd be good for him to train himself up a bit in terms of his attention span.

>>780318
That hair was made for dragging

>>780482
I was playing hitman blood money before, and noticed the catering truck in one level had the name 'wong wei dung' on it - that shit would never be allowed in the 2020s.

>>780484
Headspace app have bed time stories that change minor details every single time. The app comes with a free trial you can keep repeating them with new emails. I turn off the 'nature' sounds and listen to speaking parts.

Monk is not being a good NEET. We have no photo of his hovel, no photo of the cocaine,no photo of the chafed penis.
He is not producing.

>>780336
I'll take that over a bowl of glutinous rice.

>>780490
Hot!

>>780491
>a bowl of glutinous rice
My exact body type.

>>780489
He's carrying the boong load at the moment

I need to shave. getting itching on the neck in the second and third chin zones.

>>780367
Oh k?

>>780494
Even boongs can operate phone cameras.

>>780469
Or she might win more and keep it

>>780461
Very good. Is your arse conforming?

>>780498
>$5 bets
She is too far gone. She is not keeping anything. Rest in peace.

>>780499
My arse is performing at such a high level it would astonish you.

>>780453
See? It can be done. You just have to bet more.

>>780420
>>780420
“She had a good life for a while, drove a BMW, had a nice house – but she was wild. She went off the rails.”

Revels-Glick left behind two sons, a 19-year-old from one relationship and a 15-year-old from a marriage which ended in divorce in 2015, the Daily Mail added.

>>780434
>a cordless hammer drill with two batteries, a big bucket of topping compound, and four drop sheets

That's going to be one wild BDSM session.

>>780505
Dexter more like Webster

Have any of you seen Penguins of Madagascar?

>>780511
No

I wonder what Possum’s Mummybot is getting the man in the roof for Christmas.

>>780511
Yeah. The first one was mediocre and the rest are shit.

>>780513
Maybe another set of cameras.

>>780515
A spin bike

Imagine living in a grey skin suit in an attic with 8 cameras. Monk could relate.
I bet he's not even wanking, probably on reddit getting those upvotes for edgy pg comments about ukraine or israel and not blinking.
Meff.

>>780516
SpinbikeNEET should get a skin suit and become a /fit/ icon.

Alcohol bottle collection growing

>>780519
They would make a fine set of piss jugs

12:53 and Bill hasn’t even mentioned lunch.

>>780519
That is a bad habit. Only collect full ones if you have to.
How long have they been sitting there?

I drove around a suburb in the general area locantos tracker google thing said for about 30mins to see if there was any signage for home rub and tugs. Nothing. I was hoping to see a flashing open sign like at catdog roll shops on the garage door.

23 sleeps until Christmas

I will post another update tomorrow

>>780524
About 20 for mongk.

>>780522
Few weeks

touched my neetstick

>>780523
Parsnip cruise.

>>780526
He should be forced to spend it with Ztepmum.

>>780525
Update me now. Vocaroos cost nothing.

>>780521
He knows you'll crack first.

>>780527
Why beam?
Any other 50 odd $ bottle is better.

>>780529
A girl in leggings was mowing and i went past her 3 times, she didnt look impressed. Went up two courts or something, had to reverse out because one became a driveway.

>>780530
Xer was the only thing keeping him in line and regular.

>>780532
bill's probably on meth, like most tradies

>>780535
ztepmum knows best

>>780536
I bet he has terrible tattoos. Probably an earring.

>>780539
You're just describing weber.

>>780534
On the prowl.

>>780540
Weber doesn't have an earring.

>>780542
not on his ear...

>>780543
He wouldn't.

Is it his left or right nipple that is pierced?

>>780489
He is a selfish NEET

He has a cow ring in his nose.

>>780533
I like how it tastes

>>780548
I bet you do

James B. Bogan

>>780549
Dirty. 😝😝😝

I might ask cruisey to get me an iPhone for Christmas 🎁🎁🎁

>>780552
Bogans like you have no business with iphones. Android only.

Bill decided at 13:16 he wanted lunch. He parked in the worst part of the Lizbef Centre car park and wanted Meng Kee (manky). I let him pay for both our meals.
He has no tattoos or piercings, for what it’s worth.

>Bogans like you
How can they always tell?

>>780554
Did you have the honey chicken?

https://www.news.com.au/finance/real-estate/renting/travelling-couple-given-reality-check-by-aussie-locals-after-asking-for-a-400-per-week-rental/news-story/c99e2f4e8e1aa965b6a78c8159ad0f31
Nuro has some workshop space they can use

>>780556
I had char grilled chicken and rice.
Bill got the two selection plate and had what looked like honey chicken and some plum pork or something and rice. I had a traditional Fanta and he had a red Fanta

How difficult is it to replace fly mesh on a window screen?

>>780559
Pretty easy if it’s the sort held in with rubber tubing pressed into a groove. Just remove the rubber, put a new scree down, and roll the rubber back into the groove

>>780558
He has better taste in both food and drink.good choices.

You need to cut it afterwards too.

There’s a roller tool that looks a bit like a pixxa cuter you can get for pushing the rubber back in.

>>780560
I will have to look. Does the new wire cut to size easily?

>>780559
People have died trying.

The rubber is called “spline” and the tool a “spline roller”. Bunnings sell all you need.

>>780565
That is why I am reluctant to do it. I am too handsome to die.

Had a pack of two minute noodles with 250g of lamb, four eggs and various vegetables. Impatiently waiting for my hunger to go away after such a big feed.

>>780564
It’s more like a stiff fabric and yes.

I’m assuming you’re talking about removable aluminium framed fly screen though. If you’re talking about the old skool metal screen sandwiched into timber frames, that’s another thing entirely and probably not a NEET job.

Jim beam bros.... it's over... they insulted us... there's no coming back from this

>>780562
>>780563
>>780566
Good tips for the NEET.

This bariatric body of size struggles to propel itself out of the recliner chair. I probably should have got one of those electric lift chairs the oldies use.

>>780573
You need that spring thing that I posted the YouTube of the other day.

>>780567
Measure the height and width of the frame. Go to Bunnings or another hardware store and get what you need. They sell different sizes by the metre. And you'll need that spline roller (picrel is the cheapest at Bunnings) unless you want to fuck around with a blunt knife or similar. You need enough fabric so that it sticks out past the frame on all sides by at least an inch. You can reuse the rubber spline. You've got to be able to remove the frame too otherwise it will be a bitch installing with the frame in place. Grab me a snossage with onion and tomata sauce on teh way back please.

>>780575
Thank you I will bookmark this comment.

Bill just went and got an angle grinder out of the car.

>>780572
Fuck off Wally!

>>780576
So he gets thanks for posting the exact same thing one or two other NEETs posted earlier?

>>780577
BILLed time?

>>780519
You need a bigger table.

>>780580
It sounds like he is grinding masonry in a room that has already been patched. I am not game to go and look.

>>780579
He is probably a bad home NEET and his existing fly screen was probably slashed with a knife.

>>780579
He had it all in one place and a photo. I'm sorry.

I can't read. It's all a bit too much sometimes. Just want to smile at a NEETs post and get on with it. I don't though. I just do the viewing the NEET board again. You're like my dear diary.

>>780585
You're not making sense.

>>780577
The cordless drill not enough to get you off?

I am on day 4 without a functioning PC. I am getting used to it. This could be my opportunity to get the big screen out of my life permanently.
Half the problem gone.

>>780588
But you only mentioned it yesterday

>>780589
Kek, he's gone insane already from no computer.

>>780589
That's right.

>>780591
So you could have had it sorted out on Thursday or Friday.

>>780582
>I am not game to go and look.
Smart.

>>780592
I am still considering how to sort it out.
The first two days were spent trying to get the corrupted USB installer to work. Was using magical thinking by the end.

>>780587
I need Possum to whip me with a seatbelt extender.

>>780595
Whip you with the extender and brand your angus with the metal tongue left parked in the sun all day.

Came twice. Goon time.

To offset the boongery of monks $400 Meff binge, I think I will graciously offer a $400 tug. The god of war needs the god of fertility to be as prosperous. Opposites but the same. Mirrors might be real.

Need to go out in the sun more.

>>780599
The usual rate is around $100 for half an hour with wank. $50 more for extras.

>>780601
$400 is Olive-tier pricing

I don’t want your money, honey, I just want your love.

>>780600
Vitamin D supplements and a bottle of spray-on tan.

>A scrunch (which I had to Google) is a seam or stitch between the contours of your bum to define and lift it to create the appearance of toned and sculpted buttocks.
I hope they start putting these in Tradie Big Fella trunks.

>>780605
Heh

back from the gym with a pump feelsgood

New magic Jew video.
Turned up 👆

I need to buy YouTube premium

Might get some churros, I deserve them

>>780609
What on Earth for?

down 35kgs from this time last year

>>780605
Very popular with the THOTs

Kill thy neighbour

I need to buy YouTube premium >>780611
I hate adverts

>>780612
Beefcake

>>780612
Well done.

>>780612
Looking great NEET. What guns. 👀 👀

>>780615
if you use chromium ungoogled with cookie blockers you can get rid of ads

>>780598
>Came twice
In quick succession?

>>780620
Maybe 10 mins.

Going to run out of goon tonight. Will have to go to bed mostly sober.

>>780621
I don't like the modern Godzilla look.

>>780622
Horny NEET.

>>780623
tragic

Allison Young has nice armpits.

>>780621
We wait for the critical drinker's approval

>>780628
reddit

Pondering Bill.

>>780630
He just left after taking me to the bottle-o. I gave him one (1) can of Hard Solo.

>>780632
Lewd.

>>780634
Okay?

https://www.reddit.com/r/youtube/comments/188d40k/bell_notifications_not_showing_anymore/
so it's not just me
fuck I hate google

Hungry again. Nothing to eat. Might die.

>>780637
How whimsical.

>>780619
It's on my TV.

>>780637
I have just put 3 king of kings BBQ pork buns in the steamer.
Going to put three more in.

>>780640
Bamboo steamer basket?

>>780639
the only option i could think of then is using jellyfin and downloading all the youtube videos on your pc and streaming them to it

>>780519
Cringe of the cringe.

>>780641
No. Rice cooker with a tray.

>>780642
I just use the app.

God damn those churros were based. I don't know if nuro eats desserts, but if he does, he'd eat churros like those, that's how based they were.

>>780646
Don't start the dickriding.

>>780646
Were they from guzman

>>780637
you should beg cruisey for money, even if he demands lewd photos in return

>>780648
no, a local ice cream place which also does donuts

>>780649
I'm not monk. I make bad financial decisions but not utterly retarded ones.

Might go to the Doctor...

>>780644
>Rice cooker with a tray
My exact body type.

I tried to make a sculpture made of poo in my backyard but the neighbours complained and the council took it away.

>>780652
Good idea NEET.

So what’s going to happen when the board pest comes back after getting banned last night ?

It’s about that time.

>>780645
lol u boomer

>>780656
It's also about that time that you start mentioning him for no reason. Stick to the tennis.

>>780661
I'll punch that woman in the face

NK you boong.

>>780662
No you won't, cobber.

>>780659
18.1

How fucking unhinged are you ? You can’t even chill and sit out a 24 hour ban ?

Going to win tonight's lottery, trust and believe.

>>779955
https://orzare.com/norafawn-leaks/
https://newstroy.org/norafawn-leaked/
the feds are now paying whores to cover up leaks?
really?

Hey fellas!
Streaming American made at 7pm AEDT on Endcorner:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>780667
Trust the plan.

>>780669
The fuck, I wanted to post this pic.

3 hard shell tacos for dindins, chicken, beef, and pork

>>780669
I saw that in teh sinemas. It was pretty good. But quite average for a Tommy Boy moofie.

>>780668
You need to slow down on the grog, gypsybro.
Those sites are some AI generated bullshit with fake stories. She is just an ethot.

>>780672
I'm gonna go to the food court and eat leftovers from the tables.

>>780519
that's nothing

>>780675
Economical.

>>780675
You would die if you did that in Lizbef

>>780678
Would anything be lost though?
Food for thought.

Right now some youtube videos are rolling:
- Weeb Union talks about recent development in the Ukrainian war
- Living Ironically in Europe: Yugo Wars - Croatian War
- Steve Wallis stealth camps at fire station
- Kid Rock: American Bad Ass

>>780680
>Weeb Union talks about recent development in the Ukrainian war
Been some interesting pictures/footage of grandpas, boys in their mid-teens, and women getting drafted by the orcs. Must have run out of men.

My cock!

>>780681
>orcs
Which side is that?

>>780680
Hmm the order is:
Steve first, then János about the Yugo War.

>>780684
the ukranian subhumans

nvm I'm just retarded because I'm tired and sober
they have the same article for every other thot who got big enough to get her nudes leaked
they might use those articles to get more site traction from horny tards

>>780676
Very nice collection.

>>780686
Ah.

>>780687
Such cases.

>>780688
>>780691
Do not.

>>780692
Sobriety is gay.

>>780686
Usually when orcs gets used people mean the Russians.

>>780656
Well you're already here so...?

Orcs could just mean Slavs in general.

>>780694
or niggers

Might go to IGA and get some things for pixxas.

>>780695
I think nuro forgot to switch personalities again.

All the shops in Adelaide close at 5pm. Fucking gay city.

>>780701
You're lying.

>>780701
Misinformation.
Fake news.

>>780703
Yeah, it's a fucking gay town.

Not digging this incel posting.

Severely woed once again.

Ordered three hard shell tacos and received this unidentifiable slop instead.

>>780706
You're being a soyjak.

>>780710
I'd have been alright with the soft shell tortillas, except they weren't cooked, let alone even warm. The chicken taco had no identifiable chicken, just some kind of yellow paste in the bottom.