How does he do it?

feeling too woe'd to wank

>>701900
Maybe one of the other neets could have one for you if you ask nicely.

>>701900
I haven't wanked in a few days
Saving it

I might stock up on Aldi plastic bags (buy a couple of hundred and put them in a box) before they get banned there too.
I find Aldi bags the best quality and last longer before tearing.

>>701904
Just get some proper canvas bags, neet.

Is there anything more embarrassing than walking into the supermarket with a reusable bag?

>>701905
They are bulky and absorb odours and liquids and become vile quite quickly. You do not get adequate use out of them compared to the investment.

>>701906
Being that self-conscious is more embarrassing. Shows yourself as being neurotic and mentally ill. Probably a chronic masturbator.

>>701905
I made wooden boards for the bottom of mine so they have a nice flat bottom and things don't fall over or get jumbled up as much.

Webers unpleasant tone edition

>>701906
I would say getting served by a qt at the checkout and having your bowels let go uncontrollably would be more embarrassing.

>>701911
barely into a new thread and you're already needling away at me
get rooted

>>701913
Harden up champion

I hope neets will behave themselves tonight at the tv screening. I'd hate to see cruisey's favourite tv shows being ruined by unruly neet behaviour.

Time for a cup of rosehip tea.

>>701915
>cruisey's favourite tv shows
He said he only nominated them as a troll to jew bomb the NEETs.

>>701910
That it a good idea. The plastic bottoms quickly get bent out of shape or break and are not up to the task in the first place anyway.

>>701907
You can get washable ones.
>>701908
I agree.

>>701913
Let me wash my bussy first.

>>701916
Cum in it?

NEET bottoms quickly get out of shape or break and are not up to the task of pleasing weber in the first place anyway.

I wish possum had an asian boyfriend

>>701923
That is thoughtful of you.

Well executed thread ending and Pepe.

>>701881
I am looking forward to High Speed Monk arc.

If you have a conviction in one state will it be considered when you commit a crime in another state? Asking for a mate.

>>701926
Not if they don't know about it and they generally don't. I know a bloke who got assault convictions in NSW, QLD and Victoria but got off lightly in all those cases because it was his first in that state each time.

Tired.

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, care, care if it's old

>>701928
I would like to wish High Speed Monk luck then.

I will keep an eye on the news each day for the incident.

>>701922
>>701923
Hot!

>>701904
Buy them from the chinks and buy a bag with a higher thickness.

I cut my toenails. It was a struggle to reach. What an ordeal.

>>701934
Did a wave of relief come over you as you heard that clip sound?

>>701933
He should just use weber's condoms.

Wasted the day yet again. Time to head to Dan Murphy's.

>>701936
I doubt he could afford them.

Day off hasn't been comfy. Woed and out of sorts. Went to woolies and got some healthy food. Still smoking unfortunately.Cut up a load of wood. Watching youtube now.

>>701935
I hope he saved them.

>>701941
You should have got yourself a treat.

One of my only friends has less and less time for me these days. He will only want to do something once hes run out of money and weed. I have made the mistake of shouting when hes broke. I told myself I did this because I felt sorry for him but I don't think that is true. Shouting him coffee or a feed was just be paying him to hang out with me because he wouldn't have otherwise, I'm that lonely and starved for socialisation outside of conversations with my parents. I feel wronged and hurt but its my own fault.

>>701944
Are you parents married?

Nothing to bet on except tennis, ping pong and Chinese soccer

>>701945
yep.

>>701946
A few of the neets have a betting pool on what movies will be elected next for womboflix.

Do we have any new neets who have only gotten here in the past few months?

>>701947
He is looking to do his usual bullshit here where he goes on about childhood trauma and you need to read that self-help book he loves.

>>701948
You didn't hear it from me but those are all rigged by the council.

Got poo all over the toilet seat again and in my undies which is a first. Fresh undies. Hands washed.

>>701952
I do this some mornings too. We are like brown brothers.

>>701953
Moscato?

>>701941
Good image

>>701954
KEK

FRM gave me a cask for for looking after doggo on the weekend.

>>701957
That was good of her. Did you and doggo have a good time?

>>701958
I guess. Doggo attacked a pot plant and got dirt everywhere but was otherwise good.

Neets that can't go to the toilet without getting shit on the toilet seat, on their undies, hands etc. will be forced to poo outside with the dogs and will be hosed down before being allowed to reenter the commune.

FRM gave me a wristy while neet sat in his room glued to his laptop

>>701957
nice

>>701961
>laptop
I am rather insulted by this accusation.

Real neets just use desktops as they never leave their gooncaves.

My goal is to lose the weight and then start being really rude to fat people I see in public.

>>701966
If I see you coming I will run away so you can't say anything to me.

Every time I intend to stop drinking someone ends up buying me alcohol as a gift.

>>701969
Monk? No!

>>701970
That means they don't know you. Alcohol is a terrible gift, worse than cash.

>>701973
A young looking Dan

>>701974
That was a good poem.

>>701976
Dan does so much for the NEETs.

Dan is the most reliable friend a neet has.

>>701979
Dan a barátom.

>>701981
I've never heard him sing.

We'll be showing Dr Katz Professional Therapist in 50 minutes. Do neets have any youtube videos they want to watch as a prelude?
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>701983
I was going to post that to warn UMM PTY LTD with these quotes
>Mr Shorten said participants experienced inconsistent and unpredictable decision-making from the National Disability Insurance Agency, which oversees the scheme.
>"We also intend to clamp down on unethical behaviour," he said.
>"That covers everything from the crims to people overservicing, to people over charging."

I didn't pay attention to the budget neets. Did the unemployed/people on rent assistance get any payments?

>>701984
>Do neets have any youtube videos they want to watch as a prelude?
I want to watch Bum Fights but all the good videos require you to login.

>>701986
No, you're all going into death camps.

>>701988
I doubt they could catch High Speed Monk.

>>701989
He would whizz past them.

I feel like I made this only a few weeks ago but it has been nearly a year. Where does the time go?

>>701991
hang on, I didn't make that one

I checked the smart meter data for my electricity and was SHOCKED at the cost of running my heater these last few days. I am considering putting it back in the cupboard and rugging up instead.

>>701991
That's not the one you made, cunt. I made that one. You made the RAPE RAPE RAPE one.

>>701993
just take the hit
it will only be the quarter

Remember to rotate some beer into your diets, neets. The b-vitamins improve your memory and help you to avoid embarrassing yourself on the gen.

>>701993
Just put it away m8. Get some good dog rugs from the op shop and you'll be fine.

>>701986
Jobseeker is increased by $40 a fortnight. REnt Assistance is increased by 15%. There is an extra $500 added to your yearly electricity concessions.

>>701993
A $30 fan heater from woolies upped my bill almost 30% last winter
Thankfully i have mummybots credit card to sustain us through the cold this year

Fucking horrible rumbling farts just keep tumbling out of my arse. Something is wrong up there. Might need to send a neet to investigate.

>>701990
Monk's going nowhere in life, don't be fooled.

>>701999
What about elite dsp neets?

>>701993
If you have a split system AC, it can probably do heating as well.

>>701993
You just need to put on some blubber.

>>701991
She deleted the question about shaving her butthole.

>>702005
Nah, that won't help him much. I've been wearing a hoodie and trackies pretty much 24/7 this past week when I normally just exist in tshirts.

>>702006
You asked on tiktok?

>>702003
No increase to DSP.

Just zoom in and see for yourself.

>>702004
>a split system AC
I do not have such luxuries.

>>702006
Proper ladies don't have buttholes.

>>702010
That just says she keeps the edges of her growler shaved. You can't see her bumhole region.

>>702013
So Barbie was anatomically correct after all...

>>701991
Good snooping domain.

Always think of weber when I watch that opening tipping scene of Reservoir Dogs

>>702000
How much life has her slapper got left?

>>702017
Because of the discussion of giant dicks?

>>702006
The other simp posts don't have love hearts next to them, so maybe one of her simps reported the comment and TikTok deleted it.

>>702001
I don't think we're watching a horror moofie tonight.

>>702017
Wouldn't he be the grumpy old cunt?

>>702022
It'd be a better sequel to the descent.

>>701993
My little electric heater on high heat uses almost $9.00 a day for the next 3 1/2 months, so I try and keep it at half power.

https://www.rapidtables.com/calc/electric/electricity-calculator.html

Ok, we'll be watching a bit of Dennis Leary's No Cure For Cancer before Dr Katz, as Leary is the only new york stand up comedian I've ever heard of.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>702026
You never heard of Seinbergfeldgoldstein

>>701906
I feel like a responsible citizen.

Kathmandu sells poly thermals cheaply, without a base layer your sweat will chill you.

A hoodie covers your head, where an enormous amount of heat is lost. Cotton sucks all round.

Ready.

Going to go for a jog.

>>702025
There's peak and off-peak power here, but yeah it all adds up.

>>702032
Have a good one NEET. Stay safe.

Every video my professor makes ends with some 30s of him trying to figure out how to end the video.

>>702032
Grab me a bbq chook on your way back please.

Finally got a match on bumble

>>702035
Even in computer science there are lecturers who are brilliant in their particular area but who can't operate a normal computer

Are any of you knowledgeable on Schenkerian analysis?

>>702039
>Schenkerian
sounds jewish

>>702037
Good sort?

>>702039
Never heard of it.

>>702039
No.
Even basic music deconstruction is too hard/wanky.

Ok, we're watching Dr Katz: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>702041
Hot!

>>702030
Cotton is best.

>>702047
Wool is.

>>702048
Dan's loving embrace is all I need.

>>702039
Those tonal harmonies are how the egyptians cut and moved the pyramids.
> foreground, middleground, and background.
I dont get it.

>>702049
Smart.

>>702052
Horrifying.

Bins are out.

>>702052
Monk, ma bookie, keel-ee calleya ku kah.

>>702052
>32
>Want someday
Well you fucking better get a wriggle on.
I'd give her a miss if I were you.

Farts are still ongoing.

Thanks to everyone who came to Dr Katz, except for cruisey who's decided to stay in the room and watch Dennis Leary for a full hour.

I think next week we'll be seeing something I've wanted to see for a very long time, but never had, the 80s tv show Knight Rider

He's busy paying to slap a machine

Is cruisey irish, is that why he likes denis leary's comedy?

>>702058
Knight Rider is pretty good.

all around me are familiar faces...

Last goon cup and its only 8 oclock
Knew I should have got some more

>>702063
Early night.

>>702063
BWS is still open.

>>702062
>faces
*faeces

He hates me

>>702068
You both need to go to the HP establishment.

>>702065
>>702066
The duality of the neet.

>>701917
Just watch a few Woody Allen films
Please put Zelig on the list.

And love and death

Put Apt Pupil on the list.

If only one, then love and death

>>702047
Wind chill newt

>>702069
He'd lash out at me for being a mong and I wouldn't care, then he'd get hurumphy and I'd spend the rest of the night trying to make it up to him with suggestions about fried candy bars in fancy Italian ice-cream, which he'd refuse.

I think I might have given myself a hernia trying to bend down to cut my toenails. Significant soreness in the midsection.

Posso emasculated weber by quoting fight club once

>>702073
That looks like a good one

>>702077
Sleep tight NEET.

>>702078
Fat club.

>>702060
I didn't suggest that one
I think that song is okay though

>>702078
Possum was Marla.

>>702077
Maybe you did hurt something, keep an eye out for any bulges or ongoing pain.

>>702083
me far left

>>702058
I turned it off

>>702076
Just play here comes the aeroplane.

>>702090
Well bantered.

>>702084
He enjoyed the Brad Pitt creampies in his bussy

I think I might've given myself an STI trying to score some pills.

>>702095
Which one did you catch?

>>702095
Bum rash?

>>702096
It is presently unknown to science. It is a recent development and jealously guarded secret of the boongs.

>>702097
Many such cases.

>>702095
We've all been there

/ausneets/ - Home of lost boys, drug addicts and no hopers. Brothers forever.

Abbo medicine would be fascinating for the crazy shit you'd see and the freedom to do basically whatever instead of just making referrals. You'd basically be a Victorian-era doctor.

>>702101
Based.

>>702103
Possum after cruisey turns on the music after a big rape shed session

>>702103
It's amusing what drugs do to people.

why do I have no friends?

>>702106
I'll be your friend.

>>702106
Ordered the wrong pixxa?

>>702106
I'll be your friend.

whoremongered today

>>702110
$70 experience?

>>702111
we cuddled and talked a lot, it was nice

hopefully if/when my mental health deteriorates further i can have those kinds of moments whenever i want. this one was really ticklish and me brushing my fingers along her spine made her giggle

weber ticked my spine during an outcall visit and told me not to post about it once

>>702112
>>702114
Hot!

>>702113
Sounds do-able.

nothing good on youtube to watch

Struggling to talk to this teacher. I asked her whats new and she said "not much you?"

>>702118
send her a dick pic, you've got nothing to lose

>>702118
Talked to her about her accreditation.

considering a diploma

considering a cert 3 in social work so I can funnel the youth to ausneets

>>702122
dastardly neet

Want to go to bed but I just had a smoothie. Need to find something to do for a bit.

Junkie came into work today and tried taking to karen at the counter, I walked over and asked the junkie what they wanted and the junkie (speaking junkie) explained that they were on the way to meet a dealer but got lost and needed a toilet to shoot up in.

Replying automatically in the vernacular I explained that there was a public toilet down the road near the park, there was a numbered bus stop next to the park and the deal spot was on the far side of the park by the road.

Karen understood none of this and when she asked what the junkie wanted I just said that he was looking for a toilet. She promptly told everyone that I was friends with all the drug addicts and "some person" came in looking for me, this was an out and out lie and I hope karen gets hit by the number 9 bus and the junkie steals her purse.

Do any neets want to watch some youtube on womboflix? We'll need some suggestions for the youtube video.

>>702126
I'm in

>>702127
what video?

>>702128
Put on anything you want and I'll flirt with you either way. Can't we decide in the moment?

>>702118
ask her how many kids she has helped change genders behind their parents' back

offered to be that cunt's friend half an hour ago and he didn't even have the decency to reply
no wonder they're all deserting him

>>702125
Wait till someone is harassing her and then walk away and do something else.

>>702118
You were meant to tell her what netflix shows you would watch with her.

https://www.uniqlo.com/au/en/products/E449629-000?colorCode=COL57&sizeCode=SMA001
https://www.uniqlo.com/au/en/products/E455401-000?colorCode=COL08&sizeCode=SMA002
What do you neets think of these?
I'm thinking of getting one of them for when I am out and about. I want to have a fairly casual look but not too NEETlike.
Obviously the jacket is a bit more formal than the hoodie but I am worried I'll like a bit of a wanker with it. Suggestions?

>>702134
I don't like either of them NEET but I am no fashion expert.

I need one of those jackets that old men always have.

>>702135
What about this?
https://www.uniqlo.com/au/en/products/E453048-000?colorCode=COL69&sizeCode=SMA002
I might ask FRM. She is good with this stuff.

Have a good Wednesday, Neet Bros!

>>702137
No I don't like that. Too plain. But I am no expert.

>>702138
You forgot your flag again.

She is immediately asking about my job
Going to lie and say I'm a software engineer

>>702141
Are you using the old photos as well?

>>702137
These two look good NEET:

https://www.uniqlo.com/au/en/products/E449618-001?colorCode=COL55&sizeCode=SMA002

https://www.uniqlo.com/au/en/products/E449618-002?colorCode=COL68&sizeCode=SMA002

>>702143
Don't you think that would be a bit too casual in a city?

>>702142
yeah

>>702141
>Going to lie and say I'm a software engineer
Stolen valor

>>702143
too flashy

>>702144
You need to get a blazer from Johnny Big.

>>702144
I don't know.

>>702137
>I might ask FRM. She is good with this stuff.
Get her to take you clothes shopping, but don't let her dress you like a poof.

>>702134
Look ok to me.

>>702138
catch up

>>702137
>>702134
The bomber jacket is good. The other two are not. Don't even consider this techy, cyber-goth tier fashion.
You should look at their knitwear range. Don't be afraid of a turtleneck, chads like me wear them. Uniqlo is a staple for me, I wish I could afford more. Even their trackies are top tier. Stick with classics and they'll look good regardless of your appearance, if you go with streetwear type fits and you don't look the part it will seem extremely autistic.

Not a single "haha" from the girl
Too old
Disengaging

>>702153
Someone said in the reviews for the bomber jacket that the fabric pills which I am afraid of.
Wish I could get one of these https://drizabone.com.au/products/lumberjack-heritage-brown
But it is a bit dear and they are out of human sizes.

>>702155
Well read. What a finish.

>>702156
That is a very nice jacket.

>>702157
What a big personality. Very engaging to watch. Some of that was played on the Sopranos I think.

>>702112
Nice. A good time.

>>702125
You are the junkies Jesus

>>702161
Deano was an absolute all rounder.
Could do it all.

>>702158
They were all for either little goblins or 300kg execs.

This is the one they play on The Sopranos I think:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=b0tN7JCqZhw [Embed]

>>702165
You would think they would know to order/make more of the more popular sizes so they all sell out at the same time.

>>702164
They don't make them like that any more.

Soul resides in the gut.
Expand it with beer.

This one is on The Sopranos too.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xyg3VUrevbA [Embed]

>>702169
The soulful chortler.

Severely woed and stressed. Going to bed early. Good night.

>>702172
Good night WoeNEET.

I hope Monk doesn't make another late night maccas run. Hopefully he has already gambled away his dole.

do (you) agree with this?

>>702175
In what context?

>>702175
What are they evaluating? Life on easy mode here has still left me a mentally destroyed ruin of a person. And many such cases. Mental destruction amidst material bounty.

>>702176
i suppose how hard you day to day life is and potential of social mobility
>>702177
how come?

I have resisted turning the heater on today. I think I will put it back in the cupboard tomorrow.

>>702178
There are theories that the economic conditions that produce the vast wealth also cause society to become atomised and this destroys the citizens mental health, even as their prosperity increases.

>>702178
>hard day to day life
People create hardships for themselves with stupid decisions. Most basic example overspending.
>social mobility
From that point of view there might some truth to it.
But on many levels it has one knack to it: whom one knows, and how one can exploit this. Ok, that's two. But the point is doesn't matter where you live, Norway or Eritrea, if you know the right people you can climb up high in the ladder. Although you might get it worse in the end in some African shithole, in Scandinavia less chance to end up lynched in during a coup or something.

>>702181
>climb up high in the ladder
There's nothing up there. Pointless rat race.

>>702182
1. Indeed.
2. Minor detail.
3. Those who are climbing right now think otherwise.
4. Cope.

>>702185
Thicc.

>>702125
>I hope karen gets hit by the number 9 bus and the junkie steals her purse.
Thanks Trev.

>>702141
You were Lynx engineer, briefly, this year.

>>702155
Two miracles, you can read and it hasn't been deleted yet.

After a couple of weeks of elevating my bed I can say my sleep has improved markedly, no longer feel bleary and tired when I wake up. I recommend all my executive bros give it a try.

>>702190
You should measure the slope for us.

>>702191
I've elevated the top of the bed by about half a foot.

>>702118
Teachers are toxic people, don't have anything to do with them. >>702134
Uniqlno is Japanese target.
>>702163
Being polite to junkies is normal,karen thinks these people just vanish if you're rude to them or call the police.
Then junkies just turn up pissed off in the bad home area yelling incoherently and knocking over the wheelie bins

>>702192
ChatGPT said
>Slope (in degrees) ≈ 26.57 degrees
>Please note that this is a rough estimation based on the assumptions made. If you can provide more specific information regarding the horizontal distance covered by the elevation, I can give a more accurate answer.

>>702193
>Teachers are toxic people, don't have anything to do with them.
I don't she will be around much longer if she joins the High Speed Monk era.

>>702193
>>702195
I've missed the teacher hate.

Weber didn't say good morning.

copious amounts of liquid discharge from the anus

>>702197
He's an important neet, he doesn't always have time for the likes of us.

feeling irresponsible, might get back on the ufo vids today

>>702199
He usually makes time for us.
I hope he doesnt really hate me.

I may be eligible for Fee-Free TAFE.

>>702202
>TAFE
Not worth it, even when free.

>>702201
He probably had enough of the place and is taking a bit of a break.

>>702190
Good to hear.

>>702198
It's spraying out of you.

Sitting next to two people singing hotel california word for word.

>>702208
Join them.

>>702208
>>702137
Here is a good solution
https://kfcmerchstore.com.au/

Back on the ufo videos and junk food. I have no shame.

Possum told me today is victory over yourself of yesterday, tomorrow is your victory over lesser men once.

>>702212
Wise words.

>>702213
Weaker men refers to the collapsed gapes of yesterdays neet offerings.

This board is slow and uninspiring without Weber.

never lift with the back when cooking orangutans

weber

Good morning NEETs.

>>702214
Fact.

>>702218
Good afternoon NEET.

Mong time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Va5qSSyjFL8 [Embed]

Witnessed a herd of Chinese people on some kind of a misguided sightseeing trip. Number one rule with Chinese tourists is don't expect them to walk more than 50m from the bus they came on.

>>702223
I wonder if they had a herder.

>>702211
I'm going to continue this week of gooning. Wagon tomorrow

>>702224
Another business opportunity for UMM PTY LTD. If he might be able to strike a good balance between work and play.

>>702225
>Wagon tomorrow
Sounds do-able.

How fast can you go in that car Monk?

>>702228
130ish

>>702229
A high speed. I was thinking a little faster.

All around me are NEETs in their PGE...

>>702230
Sometimes you need to get to dan's in a hurry

>>702234
Reminds me of the NEET speed One picture. Express to Dan's.

How do I get a FIFO job?

>>702224
They did indeed

>>702234
>>702235
This one.

wonder what our boy monk got up to today

>>702239
He probably slept all day.

>>702236
1.get some tickets in things like EWP, confined spaces, rigging, scaffolding etc and hit up the big labour hire companies that service the mines.
2. go there as bed maker/cleaner/ dishwasher then make connections to get a foot in.
3. Know someone on the mine.

>>702240
I wish we could help him.

I took a stroll on a freshly mown sporting field today. Kicked off the crocs and ran barefoot and free across the grass.

>>702243
Wonderful.

>>702239
Woke up at 10, drifted in and out of consciousness until 2:30.
Had some instants, went into town to get groceries, a sack, a vape and some snacks.
Brough in the washing and fed the animals.
Having some goon cups with monster and looking at broncos v. storm now.

Thanks for the cash wagies 👍👍👍

>>702243
I'm sure you ran very fast neet. You strike me as the athletic type who ran the 100m in 12.4seconds in highschool.

>>702246
An onlooker praised the size of my calf muscles.

>>702245
How much dole do you get?
Did mummybot do the based technique and sign off on the rent assistance part so you could get more?

>>702247
Your photo didn't upload stockyneet.

>>702248
Nah, straight jobseeker. $350 a week, which is basically a part time job. Happy dayz

>>702248
Mummybot should legit charge him for room and board.

>>702250
do you slip mum a pineapple for board?

>>702250
How much have you been making a fortnight on the punt?

>>702245
>looking at broncos v. storm now.
Big investments?

>>702249
I wouldn't want to mog the other NEETs so much as to discourage them from continuing trying to improve themselves.
I am such a fine specimen that they might just give up, knowing they could never reach such perfection.

>>702255
I know that feel bro

i whoremongered again...

>>702252
I give her $100 a week and my slapper minimum is $200 a month
This is the good week where the slappers already paid hence my splurging, but I need to head back to the city next weekend to make appearances which will cost me in fuel and probably food.

>>702253
I only broke even last weekend because of some risky ufc bets. Otherwise I won $50 on a 2legger which puts me up for the season

>>702238
That narrow lane seems inadequate to Dan runs.

>>702257
Good session?

>>702260
yeah, we cuddled a lot and she played with my beard

>>702243
Barefooting in the grass is a good feeling.

>>702257
Wholesome tug?

>>702247
You have nice thighs.

>>702259
NEETs will manage.

>>702263
yeah, but i mostly just wanted the cuddling and i got a lot of that

>>702258
>to make appearances
what kind of appearances?

>>702255
You are very kind.

>>702266
Any giggling?

>>702267
Engagement pissup

>>702269
yeah, she blew out her cheeks and made popping sounds and would giggle. also whenever i kissed her on the nose

>>702258
> to make appearances
For drugs?

>>702270
the ex or your brother?

>>702273
Mate from uni

>>702274
>Mate
Jealous.

>>702193
>vanish
Karen doesn't even go to badhome suburbs so never has to deal with it

>>702223
Did they have binoculars and baseball caps?
What do they like to see?

Sometimes need to fold my cock to keep it in one place.

We should start an acapella band.

>>702278
I don't understand what that means.

carn storm

>>702280
I means he keeps his neet stick in a match box.

>>702258
>I give her $100
What does ztepmum pay?

>>702283
his mums a lesbian?

>>702282
kek

>>702271
That's very cute

>>702284
I don't know how to classify it.

>>702283
Nothing at the moment, mummybot starting to get fed up

Monk's mummybot is a free spirit type I reckon. Still waiting for the sarong photos.

Thinking of Webby

>>702289
She has become that way after the divorce. Wears a ukraine coloured bracelet

weber

>>702288
Shocking.

I can picture monk enjoying having a somewhat threatening physical presence watching over mum1 kicking mum2 out.

>>702294
Based.

>>702294
What one is which?