I was making pasda and tony made fun of me for making napoli, he said it was for children. So I added bacon and salami and olives to make a calabrese, but tony said I had to bake it in the oven. So I put the calabrese under the grill in the pan and it was really good.
But tony said his grandma makes it better, tony was breaking my balls so I went to his grandma's house to see his nan and she is really glad to see me and made me a napoli.
I asked her what kind of pasta tony ate and she said she makes napoli for all her kids.
Tony is a bullshid artist and I'm going to call him tony bologne.