I could clog any toilet with a single shid. They call me The Clogger.

Good morning

>>708904
Good morning NEET.

>>708904
>>708907
Morning

>>708888
Thanks Wizzy

>>708899
Instead of wearing a cape you would wear a chux.

Good morning my kittens. Three more shifts until I'm a NEET again.

>>708920
heh

>>708921
Are you Chemist Warehouse NEET?

>>708923
No.

Going to cook again today.

>>708925
Cook me some crackling please.

>>708917
>>708921
Good morning NEETs.

>>708921
Big NEET plans?

Is there some sort of search engine that searches porn sites? Asking for a m8

>>708928
Going to the gym more often, work has me slack to do much and the postwork binges are bad.
>>708926
I'm cooking chicken.

Breakky.

>>708929
You'll need a Coom engine.

>>708931
You get some porridge to have with banana.

shit, rarbg.to is kill, where do we get torrents now?

>>708934
Someone posted two links last thread.

>>708935
It's like some of us don't read the words posted here

Weber makes my pussy wet
Weber makes me shit the bed
Weber, Weber, Weber!

>>708936
Catching up is a very important responsibility.

>>708937
You don't need to post your feelings. Just listen to this banger
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OCeJYmH7MQc [Embed]

Cruisey and Weber at Breakfast Club

>>708940
I enjoyed that clip.

>>708941
Bill might not be smart enough for the mine either.

>>708943
I have to go and get $1300 out of the bank for him this mording.

>>708945
CashedUpNEET.

>>708946
Nah, it's one of those times of year when I have more going out than coming in. Last week I paid electricity, water, health insurance, some other stuff I can't even remember

>>708945
Grab me a fifty please.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/bed-rotting-is-the-new-trend-gen-z-is-obsessed-with/news-story/721653dda5409c33b6f370641068c685
Monk u boong

Fucking council has been using big machines to tear up the footpath and lay new concrete down. It is nice and all but they start work around 8am which is too early for a sensitive little neet.

>>708951
I like watching them remove some of the concrete that is still so strong that it requires a big digger to move. So they can replace it with new concrete that cracks within a year.

Good morning friends.
Just checked my undies.
All clean. A good omen.

>>708953
Good morning NEET.

A clean start to the day.

>>708931
Thank you for participating in breakfast club.

>>708951
My street is all marked up for something similar. They haven't bothered to letterbox us to say when they're going to make the street inaccessible.

>>708940
Cool. Good video.

Fürchtet euch nicht vor denen, die euch bedrohen! Denn nichts bleibt für immer verborgen, sondern eines Tages kommt die Wahrheit ans Licht, und dann werden alle Geheimnisse enthüllt... Habt keine Angst vor den Menschen, die zwar den Körper, aber nicht die Seele töten können! ⚔️🛡️

Lieber Gott.

>>708945
make him pay for lunch

Weber hat einen fantastisch Milchgeschäft.

Probably going to get sacked again. Woe.

>>708962
What's happening?

>>708962
Depending on your type of work, look up your workers rights.

>>708958
very nice

>>708962
I thought you meant drunk as in "goon sacked" at first.

>>708962
woe

>>708953
Good morning beautiful.

>>708964
Gay

Weber patented a water based lubricant that smelt like a double bacon deluxe (minus cheese) but four seasons pretended to not be interested to try and low ball him but he hurumphry b beared out before they could counter once.

>>708969
Let out an 18 inch clay dragon.

>>708972
I hope you disinfected the tape measure after.

>>708971
I understand about half of this post.

>>708971
I remember that.

Craving a jap gf.

>>708976
I dont like the noises they make in porn.

>>708950
The first word that came into my mind was autism when reading that article. I feel I have done similar something with my computer for a long time.

>>708977
Mute the sound.

kotchan still exists. Jesus Christ.

>>708979
also they have low resolution genitals for some reason

I would I find a Jap at uni?

>>708982
>I would I find a Jap at uni?
Remedial English class maybe?

>>708982
You probably would. The real question is would any want to look at you.

>>708985
Why wouldn't they?

>>708984
I often decide to not make a post but fail to clear the reply field properly.
>>708985
Because I am handsome.

>>708987
>I often decide to not make a post but fail to clear the reply field properly.
This is good self control.
I am sorry for being rude.

Weber and I used to play Heroes of Might and Magic III together in the early 2000s once.

>>708987
lol

>>708974
You understand it all.

>>708978
You sleep on your computer?

Gen Z was a mistake.

>>708989
Get rid of your bone dragons, theyre shit.
Its better to have 2 lots of the skellingtons because your vanquished foes get recruited as them.

Possum invited me over to play GoldenEye 007 but then stopped after I beat him once.

I had two chicken thighs.

>>708998
sensual

Just russian things

>>709000
All the good Slavs died out during the Russian revolution through to the end of WWII. Any decent Slavic DNA left is in the descendants of those that left before the purges.

>>709000
I don't understand this video. Why didn't the one with the gun just execute everybody?

>>709004
(you)'ve earnt it, neet!

Weber wilted Possum's greens by farting on them once.

might bully one of you a little later

I tricked allergyNEET into eating peanuts once. He was so mad.

>>709008
You better not!

>>709009
Bad neet.

>>709011
tee hee hee

Going to have yet another coffee and then have some icecream.

>>709013
Just mix them together.

>>709014
SmartNEET.

>>709015
It's called affogato dumb dumb

>>709016
Stop being affagat.

>>708981
There isn't much to show.

A watched pot never boils.

>>709018
i dont want the minecraft vagene to scratch my neetstick

>>709017
ur ded

>>709021
Come get me

>>708983
kek

My super power is becoming invisible so I can knock Biden over.

I've made so many good posts lately.

>>709026
I highly doubt that.

>>709029
Schlomo Huwawei

Possum thought Whoopi Goldberg was Jewish once.

>>709031
oh lawdy

Gape my arse and poo in it!

Day two of sober June.
I still find myself looking at the BWS and Dan sites to plan what I will drink over the next few days but then remember I've stopped for a bit.

Might have a can of energy drink and do some work.

>>709035
An ill advised course of action.

>>709034
Good work so far NEET.

>>709038
Vile.

>>709034
You are doing well NEET.

Back on the YouTube's

>>709041
Watch some recipe ones so you can cook me something nice.

>>709038
Would that be more economical than chux?

>>709043
He has explained the chux previously. I doesn't walk around with it wedged up his arse.

ur an poo poo head

imagine having to breath all the time or you die

NEETcast

chux enema

NEETs with anti-semitic pattern recognition.

>>709044
I think I does. Otherwise they would serve no function. Just expensive toilet paper. The chux are wedged. Chedged.
I am not judging though.

>>709051
wow... just wow

>>708880
I AM a superhuman. I am literally the ubermench and Lightning bolts of snappy bants stream at will from my fingertips to shock all you pathetic NEETs.

>>709053
He is impersonating me.

>>709054
Anyone with tattoos should be flayed.

>>709051
>I think I does.
Schizophrenia time.

To be fair to schizoNEET, sometimes I'm not sure what I do either.

>>709054
>ubermench
Ubermensch

>>709059
Tiffo isn't very good with German.

Tiffo isn't very good at anything.

I is impersonating I

>>709062
I'm reporting me for impersonating me.

>>709061
stealing cakes from the kitchen

Shove a trumpet up my arse so I can sound the first trumpet.

>>709065
*sad trombone sound*

Sounds like a wet kazoo

>>709067
It was a shitty rendition, I'll admit that.

hahaha he is a trom-boner
get it?

>>709069
troon boner

I forced a NEET to learn French once.

I have a question for those working in IT and cyber security, which path should I head down? I can either go to TAFE on campus and get my diploma in this field or go certification online route. Such as comptia, chfi, ejpt etc. I'm really stuck on what to do, there's online courses like upskill would you recommend? but their cyber security pentesting is done with ceh which I hear is only theory and oscp is better. I can do online or campus, I don't plan to get a degree is there another accredit course like upskill for bootcamp or collection I'm missing? Or the comptia type self pace? Or TAFE? Thank you for any advice

uh oh!

>>709072
CompTIA Sec+ and CEH are a bit of a joke.
OSCP is probably the defacto standard for proof of pentesting fundamentals.
There is more to the cybersecurity field then just pentesting, so a general diploma isn't a bad thing to have if you want to get your foot in the door.
Depending on the time line you're working to, and the money you have, I'd probably combine the diploma with an OSCP.

>>709074
Not that neet and I'm not looking to get into the field, but is it easier or harder to get into the field as a white man compared to pajeet?

>>709074
I'm an Hikki/NEET so time isn't an issue, I do have anxiety about being on campus but I think I can try to manage. Money wise I'm on a pension but have options for course funding, I thought just online comptia +cysa +sec and +net and others that differ from comp like cissp would be helpful on a resume, since they're internationally recognized and I can work in my own time and pace, but the diploma could be just as vital? I have concerns of the pace of the classroom and if I can keep up, I'll have to do a Cert 3 or 4 first because of entry requirements essentially I just want the most desirable way of making it in this industry

I might have satay chicken for dinner tomorrow night.

>>709080
That was me. Tee hee hee. >>709025

>>709076
Should be easier. Being able to write in readable English is a big plus and the stinky Pajeets can’t do that as a general rule.

>>709075
And the moon loves you.

>>709082
>write in readable English
Not him, but often when I write something and have to come back to it later I have no fucking clue what I wrote.

The moon molested me once.

>>709078
There’s certainly nothing wrong with having those certs. What TAFE might do with some of the subjects is have the syllabus basically be the material for a cert and have the subject exam be the actual certification exam. Charles Sturt did that with one of my forensics subjects and the CHFI, so it might be worth investigating the tafe subjects for this sort of thing. I know at one point tafe was using the Cisco CCNA exam for a networking course.

CSI: Ausneets

might pentest wombosec

I kind of want to chuck a sickie for my very last shift.

Jews are such hideous creatures, they make me sick.

Watching any youtubes?

>>709090
Are they the sort of cunts to withold or delay your entitlements if you do?

>>709094
Not sure, I've never missed a day.

I might move to bed soon. I notice I somehow get less distracted with other tabs when I'm in bed.

Go get poo on the toilet seat and cum on boss man's keyboard.

>>709095
It's up to you then. If you need a reference or something, it might be better to show up and just get it over with.

I've never gotten to have a last day at work, as every employer elected to pay out my notice period or put me on garden leave due to being a risk.

>>709099
I'll go, extra cash for my savings. Luckily I have my previous manager as a reference.

Is Monk up yet?

>>709072
Get a cert IV

>>709099
Don't you get paid the leave you didn't take? Why not just go for the extra money?

>>709102
He has been here all night.

>>709102
Been up since 1. Haven't posted yet.

>>709105
Your annual leave is paid out. Sick leave is not.

>>709107
Good morning. How is Fight Camp going?

>>709107
more like 2.30 eastern

>>709108
Fuck, that is pretty gay. I'd try to time it so all my sick leave was used up before leaving the job. Fuck working when you don't have to.

>>709109
Morn. Not confident. Feeling woed. The crushing weight of all my fuckups is paralysing me. Can't even wank.

>>709112
>Can't even wank.
That's for the best. Push through the current woe. You will start feeling better in a few days time. You can do it.

>>709112
I'm going to try to make this month my first porn free month since 2012. So far, so good.

>>709111
This is not a wagie attitude

Just got a cease and desist email from my private VPN host for that moofie I downloaded (probably Sisu 2022). Should I have gone with Nord or another popular one? How easy is it to track my IP with a dodgy setup torrent from one of those chud VPN's?

>>709117
I have never heard of that happening. You must have chosen a shit VPN.

>>709117
lol
I've downloaded everything from everywhere and never used a vpn, and never got any emails.
Your vpn is the issue.

>>709117
What company was it?

How would they even know it was you?

/ausneets/ = ❤️

Haven't eaten today.

>>709121
the moofie lawyers ID'd my VPN IP because I downloaded the torrent via my VPN. How is this not clear?

>>709124
No need to be snarky at him

>>709121
Probably failed his dcsis

>>709123
Poverty is real NEETs. Get a job or go hungry.

>>709117
why is your VPN even tracking what you download?
Don't go with Nord, it is awful.

Muh moofie lawyers

Shit liquid lava in front of the milk at Coles

>>709131
You have, are, or will?

>>709132
All three

NEETs with rhotic accents

What is a good provder to go with? I'm thinking a .ru domain sounds like a good upgrade from singapore.

Ambush Coles shipments in the name of Allah

Danceapore

>>709124
No.
Maybe that'll be their reason but that's not why they'd be looking.
The cost of employing people and the rest of it isn't worth it in comparison with what you've allegedly stole from movie revenue.

You've been doing other stuff.

Imagine doing other stuff

I might start going to the library in the morning after my last shift

Vpns are a honeypot.
They know you wouldnt be hiding if you had nothing to hide.

>>709124
Yeah and how does the VPN link that traffic back to you? Does the VPN server basically do NAT and therefor links incoming client requests with outgoing VPN server requests?

Woooomboo!!

I think my feet have shrunk. I'm certain I was a size 11

The moofie lawyers ID'd my arse once again thank you for your time and consideration

>>709143
Measure it next to your pecker.

>>709142
Most VPN networks don't support P2P traffic on all their networks. It could have been he connected to a network which didn't support it and it kicked him off.

>>709146
My feet are huge compared to that thing

>>709142
The movie jews must have some pedo blackmail on the VPN cucks so they gave me up and now the ZOG knows I torrent moofies and candlemaking instructions.

I'd hate having to take phonecalls all day

>>709149
>candle making
It's Big Candle trying to keep you down

>>709148
I need more convincing

He probably just didn't configure it properly like a mong.

>>709152
Nice try, I learnt from 10k's mistake

There is systematic discrimination against me

If a NEET downloaded the anarchists cookbook, a vpn provider would always protect you against alphabet monitoring.
The ads for them say so.

>>709156
The Anarchist Cookbook is all malarkey

19 hours left

>>709158
?

Going to go to coles.

>>709159
All will be revealed on Wednesday

>>709157
I only cook with all organic nitro fertiliser and glycerine with diesel recipes.

>>709160
One NEET treat please.

>>709160
You know where to shit

di bkt deby id

Squirrel is playing Doom

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We have become aware that the below IP addresses have been using your service for distributing video files, which contain infringing video content that is exclusively owned by the Rights Owners.

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In complying with this notice, you should not destroy any evidence that may be relevant in a lawsuit relating to the infringement alleged; including all associated electronic documents and data relating to the presence of the infringing items on your site, which shall be preserved while disabling public access, irrespective of any document retention or corporate policy to the contrary.

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>seedbox might be the way to go.
>The VPN is practically useless for imageboards these days

Ptsd - underactive prefrontal cortex
Gen. Anxiety disorder - overactive prefrontal cortex

Jew doctors will try to convince you that you have both.
Not possible.

>>709167
Maybe anyone that used that vpn gets that email.

>>709152
you go first.

>>709167
If you're going to use shit or free VPN that's on you, the good ones will keep your online activity secure and private. You had one which retains logs, use express you autist

Lots of disgusting faggot flags on linkedin

>>709167
Just ignore it.

>>709170
You'll laugh at my seemingly small feet.

>>709167
Assalamualaikum

>>709172
Update yours to a steamer.

>>709172
You know the easy way to get work.

>>709172
It's corpo faggot month. The satanic globalists are pushing it hard this year

>>709174
That's not what I'd be laughing at.

Fragrant cum

Wash it

Then put it back

You motherclucker

>>709171
I set up a private VPN using a server hosting service, i rent a ubuntu server thing and coded it to run openvpn. Its not a dedicated VPN like nord. I think the seedbox has a VPN attached but I can just use another hosting service, maybe in Iran or russia I duno. Whats express?

>>709185
>maybe in Iran or russia I duno.
That's a fun way to break trade sanctions.

>>709185
That's a lot of effort just to be autistic online

You can break my trade sanctions any time you want 😘

>>709185
Why though? What's the point of doing that other than for fun or curiosity, just use a service. ExpressVPN no logs, split tunneling, available on most devices and heaps of servers. There hasn't been a breach identifying users like PIA but a bit more on the expensive side

I might post cute stuff whenever I make emo posts

He's not using it to download Hollywood movies.

>>709191
Bollywood?!

>>709193
Bitch at work is a female version of that thing

>>709194
Can she move her eyebrows like this?

>>709195
I tried not to look at it

😂💯

>>709197
😏

Early night methinkses

>>709198
Whatchu smirkin at boy?

>>709200
I just really wanna fuck all night, it's alright, it's such a vibe

>>709189
I use mullvad.

>>709189
>ExpressVPN no logs
Proofs? Source?

VERY tempted to drink.

>Put your arse in my hands
How could you trust another service?

>>709205
Wobbly Wombo?

>>709205
Don't drink from my toilet again.

>>709199
I need to get redressed to go out.

>>709188
>>709197
>>709198
Please stop using face emojis.

>>709211
💀

>>709210
Have a good night.

Oh wow, it is even better with audio.
Warning: poo post.

>>709205
Do it! 🍻

>>709214
Fuck, the spoiler didn't work.
The video absolutely needs a spoiler.

>>709214
>>709216
Haram

>>709214
That video is quite old. You should watch the older stuff on efukt when Devon (or whatever his name was) made them.

>>709210
Have a goodnight.

>>709220
I'll give you a good night

>>709219
I have seen it for a while on /tv/ but I'd not come across teh one with audio until today.

>>709222
Efukt 3+ years or more had a legendary editor, his name was Duran who made stuff like this
https://efukt.com/1067_21088_The_Cam_Whore_Awards_Round_Two.html

He even did a thing on Reddit 10 years ago:
https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1uf2ym/i_am_the_editor_of_efukt_ask_me_anything/

I need to get a doctor's certificate

>>709226
Not looking forward to it, but yeah. I might go for a long walk with no jumper tonight.

That bumps 19 hours down to 5.

Fucking bullshit I have to make a doctor's appointment as if I'm an adult.

>>709229
Just don't do it

>>709230
I won't get the sick leave money then, would I?

>>709229
My local uses an app and the appointments are seen faster than walk-ins.

>>709231
I think in most industries you only need it after like 2 or 3 days sick.

>>709207
I don't think they make that ginger mondster anymore

Alright, actually off to coles now.

>>709235
Remember what needs to be done.

>>709235
30kg plastic bags thanks.

>>709235
30kg of that NEET's diarrhoea from the front of the milk fridge please

>>709237
Those worthless faggots and Woolies with their poofter paper bags really piss me off. Those things are fucking worthless, I hate them all. May Allah smite them all.

I may have gotten a bit too emotional over the paper bags.

>>709241
I would sneeze in her face.

>>709241
She needs Bill to lightly plaster her forehead cracks.

NEETs which steak is your favourite?

>Porterhouse
>Scotch Fillet
>Rump
>T-Bone

>>709242
We're not going to put up with your bullshit every night in the commune, I can tell you that much.

>>709245
Rump.
Eye fillet if I want a mignon or something a bit fancy.

>>709246
Every day God lets me live is another day where I am everyone's problem.

>>709244
She is in her prime mummy-mode years.

>>709245
Rump, mainly because that's the one I can afford on occasion.

>>709251
>Rump
Do you eat the fat?

>>709250
Childless whore working for the Satanic cabal known as Hollywood.

>>709251
There's nothing wrong with it, it just needs a little more care with the cooking. It has a more 'steaky' flavour than the other cuts, which is a good thing.

>>709252
Yeah.

>>709248
Rump shaker?

>>709254
I find it's quite versatile as well.

>>709256
I get Cruisey to play the saxophone and Possum to twerk whenever I eat it.

Balls deep in esoteric knowledge that comes to me in dreams.

>>709258
Nuro on speakerphone saying "All I wanna do is whizz whizz whizz" over and over.

Call my arse a dessert because it's a sticky date pudding.

>>709261
On one hand, I miss their retard fights but on the other hand I'm glad they're both gone. It only took years for some reason.

>>709263
imissfather had a strange fondness of nuro.

>>709263
>It only took years for some reason.
No one could've predicted that helicopter crash.

I hope ProjectionistNEET is OK.

>>709265
Infowars predicted it.

>>709244
kek

>>709266
He said he's just with some family.

>>709269
He didn't respond twice when asked if OK. I know he stresses a lot about things.

Footy is on tonight, Mongk

>>709269
What if he is related to NK?!

>>709271
Footy!

>>709239
My last coles online order 4 of the paperbags were already half torn and 3 more riped in half as I was carrying them inside.

>>709273
Go footy team

>>709274
I work in the online department at Coles for now, everyone hates them. Us drones hate them, the managers hate them, the customers hate them, some filthy corpor faggot pushed them through. They're just not practical to use in those fucking crates. They were a contributing factor to me calling it quits there.

Monk doesn't have enough money for another multi.

>>709275
My footy team is better than your foot team.

>>709278
Is not
your team are cheats

>>709245
Eye Fillet local butcher does them nice and thick, porterhouse and rump.

Mummybot got me a large hawaiin pizzda, and they put in a free gorlic breada

>>709245
I don't know the difference

>>709271
I don't have any money though

>>709277
He will if he sells his Bussy.

>>709283
>I don't have any money though
Just enjoy it for the homosexual themes. It's two shitty Victorian teams playing at the MCG. Should be just your thing.

>>709283
>hawaiin pizzda, and a free gorlic breada
Yummo.

>>709283
>Mummybot got me a large hawaiin pizzda
That was nice of her.

Have to dip into the HDD and drag out a moofie for tonight because I cant get any fresh kino until I sort out my torrentbox. Watching American history X again. Theoretically I can host cytu.be moofies from a seedbox yesno?

>>709290
>yesno
Provided your seedbox can present the mp4 or whatever as a URL, then yes.

>>709290
How's the discord server going?

>>709288
He should get some cardboard boxes and live in them.

>>709292
kek

It looks like the Womboflix server was configured on June 14 last year, so we're coming up on a year since its introduction. That was a Tuesday, so Saturday June 18 was probably the first moofie night.

>>709296
*movie

Coles roast chooks are shit. SHIT

>>709297
Guess who wont be getting an invite to the anniversary party and Harry Potter 37 premiere?

>>709298
Woolies are worse though bruv. fr.

>>709297
>movie
*fillum

I wonder if Nuro found a hacker to ddos us yet

>>709302
We've been DDOS'd this whole time, we just didn't know it.

lobster-like creatures just outside my vision

>>709302
You just reminded me of Onideus Mad Hatter and his threats.

N*ro has moved on from here. He is thriving.

>>709304
Put them in a pot of boiling salted water.

QR codes are the Mark of the Beast.

>>709308
Noncompliance will not be tolerated.

>>709309
Nice try Satan, but you're not entering my bum hole.

>>709304
Talk to your GP about them. There might be something wrong with your eyes.

>>709298
The one I had with stuffing tonight was alright.

>>709302
He's dead.