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NEET General #693 - Mindreader Edition NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No. 706880
When you hear his voice in your head, you know what's going down.

Old Thread: >>705887


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.706881 del
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OLIVE BEST GIRL


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.706882 del
COUCHBED BEST BED


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 14:22 [Preview] No.706884 del
HIGH SPEED MONK HOURS


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.706911 del
>>706884
How?


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.706912 del
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>EXCLUSIVE: Read fed up ex-army officer boss's blistering text to her overseas-born staff about their 'dirty' kitchen: 'You live in Australia now... your mother doesn't work here'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12122597/Fairfield-Aged-Care-Home-boss-sends-blistering-text-staff-mother-doesnt-work-here.html


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.706913 del
>>706912
based old slapper


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.706914 del
going to summon a demon later


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.706915 del
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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.706916 del
>>706914
A poo demon?


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.706917 del
>>706915
>wojack artist
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j7hyb6OzeBE [Embed]


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.706918 del
>>706916
no something satanic and linux


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.706919 del
>the moment you realise you are the poo demon


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.706921 del
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>>706919


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.706922 del
What's going down?


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.706923 del
>>706922
That NEET's poo and soon to be mine.


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.706924 del
>>706922
going down to brown town town


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.706925 del
>>706918
Qubes


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.706926 del
>>706925
going resume work on chuxowary


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.706927 del
bill has arrived


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.706928 del
>>706927
Equipped?


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.706930 del
>>706927
Tell him to keep it down and go for a drive. Come back with a vilis wrapper and an empty dare.


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.706931 del
>>706929
Do they pay by the kilogram, asking for a mate?


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.706932 del
Neets, does it seem like there's a lot of building going on? There are 4 house construction sites within about 100m of me, and a dozen more around my neighbourhood. Just seems like a lot.


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.706933 del
>>706931
It's not that simple.
Girth, weight, consistency, handleability, umami and length and all taken into consideration.


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.706934 del
>>706932
The vacancy rates are low across Australia and a lot of people are turning blocks in multiple residential homes. Unless they're a boomer who can afford a double story brick mansion.


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.706935 del
>>706932
You can't find a place to rent for less than $350 pw.
Either have one big house with a yard rented out for $450 or two houses for $350-400 pw.


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.706936 del
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>>706933
>umami


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.706937 del
Tonight we'll be seeing The Mauritanian(2021), a 2021 legal drama film based on the memoir of Mohamedou Ould Slahi, a Mauritanian man who was held for fourteen years (from 2002 to 2016) without charge in the Guantanamo Bay detention camp, a United States military prison.
Unless I've screwed up the encoding on the video, in which case we'll be seeing The Social Network instead.


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.706938 del
The hottest ever temperature in Alice Springs of 45.7C is actually below Sydney and Melbourne's hottest days.


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.706940 del
These Cambodian cunts don't ask for much

Aside from the compensation, Mr Risby-Jones and the Australian-managed surf resort he was staying at will also have to pay for a cleansing ceremony in the town, which will involve slaughtering a cow.

That's on top of the $25k fine and $5k hospital bill.
Getting mogged by a mong qlder is the best thing that'll ever happen to them.


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.706941 del
>>706938
Concrete and other man-made structures retain the heat.


NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.706942 del
>>706939
We shouldn't dwell on the past. RIP.

>>706940
>These Cambodian cunts don't ask for much
I think they wanted $50k or $60k in total before this agreement. The $25k in compensation was in cash handed over at the meeting, so add a few percentage for transaction fees too.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.706943 del
>>706939
Stupid fucking embarrassment.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.706944 del
this comment is sponsored by nord vpn


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.706945 del
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>>706944


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.706946 del
your mouth is writing cheques your arse can't catch


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.706947 del
>>706945
a very low quality post


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.706948 del
>>706947
>>706946


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.706949 del
>>706948
>>706948


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.706950 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.706951 del
>>706950
>>706947


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.706952 del
>>706928
He brought two scrapers and nothing else


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.706953 del
>>706950
Thank you for this, but you keep doing low res saves.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.706954 del
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>>706952


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.706955 del
>>706951
The very best kind.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.706956 del
>>706946
the deficit will have to go on the gape


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.706957 del
>>706956
20th hole.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.706958 del
I’m le French hons hons hons


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.706959 del
dissociative episode!


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.706960 del
>>706958
No flag faggot.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.706961 del
homo neanderthalensis were the superior beings


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.706962 del
do you lot have fragrant cum?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.706963 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.706964 del
bored, might shit myself


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.706965 del
>>706963
That was staged.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.706966 del
This is Hotdog7 I'm calling in a Willy Pete on Mustard4-90.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.706967 del
I should probably take my coffee jar of coins to the bank.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.706968 del
>>706967
Post photo of jar please.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.706969 del
Everyone is busy today. I hope you lot aren't Seventh-Day Adventists.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.706970 del
>>706969
Only on the weekends.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.706971 del
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>>706968
6.1kg


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.706972 del
>>706971
That's an impressive jar of coins. I recognise the distinctive moccona coffee jar.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.706973 del
>>706971
Does the NEET who guesses the correct amount win a prize?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.706974 del
>>706953
I just save them from the app on my phone whilst laying in bed. I don't get up and onto my desktop until about noon.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.706975 del
>>706973
I'll try to remember that for if/when I take it to the bank. There's a fair few gold coins in there.
>>706972
Yeah.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.706977 del
Poo done. Had to give it two flushes to get the big bastard down.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.706978 del
Going to cut my hair. Very long and scruffy round the back. Got a bit of a mullet.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.706979 del
>>706978
Zoomers seem to be trying to bring back the mullet.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.706980 del
>>706978
Get the nape cleaned up. It is a jungle back there.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.706981 del
I want to see orangutans in the wild. Partly so I can take photos of them and send them to my sister telling her that I found her real family.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.706982 del
Bill had an egg and bacon roll and a goulash pie for lunch.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.706983 del
>>706982
Hungarians shouldn't be allowed to have pies.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.706984 del
>>706983
Bit mean..


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.706985 del
>>706984
>..


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.706986 del
>>706985
Up ya bum


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.706987 del
>>706986
Makes me cum


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.706988 del
>>706977
I hope you said goodbye to it.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.706989 del
>>706982
He's a growing lad.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.706990 del
>>706989
I didn’t pay for his


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.706991 del
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A vile post.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:01 [Preview] No.706992 del
>>706991
lol


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.706993 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.706994 del
Might have a sneaky rum while Bill Is occupied


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.706995 del
i like hairy vaginas


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.706996 del
>>706995
How hairy?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.706997 del
>off counting the hairs


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.706998 del
Need a shit when Bill has gone


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.706999 del
Possum was critical of a NEET’s genital grooming once.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.707000 del
The pigman is on the road to redemption.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.707001 del
Mummybot found my stash of empty casks


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.707002 del
>>707001
For why you haven't thrown them out after use?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.707003 del
>>707000
Weber? Good luck m8.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.707004 del
>>707001
You're in big trouble now.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.707005 del
>>707003
Reported.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.707006 del
>>707001
You're in big trouble now.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.707007 del
I'm going to read for a bit before having a nap. Do any of you want anything?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.707008 del
>>706971
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.707009 del
FUCKED UP MY HAIR NEETS
LOOK LIKE A LOLLYPOP
JUST


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.707010 del
>>706976
Interesting perspective. The first one or two would be bogged down in copyright issues like this:
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/windows-11-getting-native-support-for-7-zip-rar-and-gz-archives/


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.707011 del
>>707009
lol


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.707012 del
>>706982
>goulash pie
He need the Ragu.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.707013 del
>>707009
You used the wrong bowl.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.707014 del
>>707007
30 min nanny nap please.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.707015 del
>>707009
People will start licking your head.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.707016 del
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>>707009


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.707017 del
Shes threatening to kick me out if I don't get linked in with some kind of mental health service again


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.707018 del
>>707017
Do it. Your other mum should have a few psychs on speed dial.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.707019 del
>>707018
Not doing it. Nothing wrong with me


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.707020 del
>>707019
Yes there is


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.707021 del
Let the beetroot hit the floor
Let the beetroot hit the floor
Let the beetroot hit the floor
Let the beetroot hit the
*doink doink*
FLOOOOOOOOOOOR


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.707022 del
>>707018
Cringe
>>707019
Based
>>707020
Cringe


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.707023 del
>>707017
Call her bluff - threaten to sell your bussy on the street if she kicks you out.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.707024 del
>>707017
Explain to her >>706168


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.707025 del
>>707023
Hot!


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.707026 del
>>707023
Ask her if she’s a staunch nigga


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.707028 del
Misgender the tranny


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.707029 del
High Speed Monk has driven his life in the completely wrong direction.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.707030 del
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>>707027


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.707031 del
>>707029
With a u-turn and a higher speed, he can turn it around. It's do-able.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.707032 del
>>707031
He will do a burnout next.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.707033 del
Bill has gone. I made him drive me through the bottle-o


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.707034 del
>>707033
How close to complete are the renovations? How many more days of work?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.707035 del
Cooking onions.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.707036 del
>>707032
He's warming up the tyres for his next high speed adventure.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.707037 del
>>707034
Probably a few more months. Making good progress on the laundry and toilet now.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.707038 del
>a few more months


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.707039 del
Should peel off tattoos.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.707040 del
>>707038
Do you have any idea how much work needs to be done to fix an entire house that received no maintenance for about 40 years? It's also a house that is being lived in and is full of furniture and bullshit and the owner has to give the appearance of working occasionally Monday to Friday, so fuck all gets done during the week.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.707041 del
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>>707040


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.707042 del
Vexatious NEETs


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.707043 del
>>707042
Cheesed to meet you.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.707044 del
Movie tonight.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.707045 del
We should all buy cowboy hats and some toy revolvers.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.707046 del
>>707044
>The Mauritanian


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.707047 del
might have that poo now


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.707048 del
My bottom had barely made contact with the toilet seat when it started crowning


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.707049 del
I stole $30,000,000 of UN supplies once.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.707050 del
>>707049
Laughs in Ukrainian


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.707051 del
>>707050
I did that in South Sudan.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.707052 del
WWIII is going to be the largest blood ritual since WWII.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.707053 del
>>707051
That’s a lot of fried chicken and waddymelon


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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.707055 del
>>707053
It was all medical supplies.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.707056 del
>>707054
Whoa, that's like... deep and stuff.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.707057 del
>>707056
Like… totally


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.707058 del
I sold a NEET's organs to the Chinese as a prank once. He was sooooo mad.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.707059 del
>>707058
but not for long


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.707060 del
I have been thinking recently that they might've been


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.707061 del
>>707060
They might've been what?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.707062 del
>>706982
>and
Milking the Wobbo of all he can.
You should get a nose ring.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.707063 del
>>706971
Ka-ching


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.707064 del
>>707048
It was hatching its escape plan from you.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.707065 del
Need to work out how to fix my hair.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.707066 del
>>706990
Oh.
Oh my.
You know sisterbot is going to hear about this.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.707067 del
>>707065
Shave it off.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.707068 del
i want to suck on some cow nipples


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.707069 del
Bat won't buy any mongsters. Only lucozade.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.707070 del
>>707069
Misgender the tranny.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.707071 del
Severely woed. Terminal no gf feels.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.707072 del
>>707071
Possum will put on a wig for you.


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>>707071
Same. I just want someone to be nice to me.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.707074 del
>>707017
It's because of how the planets align.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.707075 del
>>707062
It would suit him.


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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.707077 del
>>707052
I hope so. 300 million people is plenty enough.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.707078 del
I want a Russian woman to verbally abuse me.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.707079 del
>>707077
>he thinks it's only going to be 300 million


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.707080 del
I support the club of Rome and all its endeavours.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.707081 del
>>707054
You should do things for others. Because.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.707082 del
>>707061
Had a post about Neanderthals in my head but had to write stuff about potential meteors and the younger dryas and how living in caves would have been beneficial and that sapiens probably did violently relocate them to take their caves. Maybe.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.707083 del
>>707065
Top knot


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.707084 del
>>707083
You just know.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.707085 del
>>707076
Do you want to talk about it?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.707086 del
>>707079
I know I won't.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.707087 del
>>707085
Not right now, but thank you for being there for me. *hugs*


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.707088 del
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>>707087
>*hugs*


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.707089 del
>>707088
hugs are good, you neanderthal


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.707090 del
>>706912
Give her a medal.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.707091 del
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My mother always reminds me about things from my childhood. Or brings items like old toys out that she found somewhere thinking she is giving me a treat by showing me.
She has no idea that I feel sick looking at it all. That my memory of everything was poisoned by the abuse. No clue.
Where is that hug?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.707092 del
I need that hug.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.707093 del
>>706960
Endchan has no white flag.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.707094 del
>>707091
>She has no idea
People should be vocal about shit. Then they would have an idea.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.707095 del
>>707094
They don't listen. They can't be told.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.707096 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.707097 del
>>707091
Like my family minimising the abuse my stepdad put me through, or acting like him being a prick to them is even remotely as bad as the shit he put me through when I was a kid. They say they know what I went through when there's absolutely no way they could.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.707098 del
>>707095
It's just their moms echoing in their heda. They should stop listening to her.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.707099 del
>>707096
orange red


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.707100 del
Another lonely saturday night. Thank god we've at least got movie nights.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.707101 del
>>707097
Yes and that way you get abused twice. The first time when it happens, and then again when they minimise it and/or deny it. Traps you in it forever.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.707102 del
>>707100
I'd look forward to them lately for that reason.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.707103 del
>>707101
When I finally leave this town I plan on gradually cutting my contact down with them to the bare minimum.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.707104 del
Going to the gym in a few hours. First time in exactly two weeks. I will suffer for my boonging.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.707105 del
>>707104
Good on you for going NEET.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.707106 del
>>707104
I'll be heading off at around 10pm, my early dinner was a bit heavy.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.707107 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.707108 del
>>707107
I don't see how that could be dangerous.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.707109 del
I in no way hold it against her, but I think a part of my issue with my sister is that she is my stepdad's daughter. So there's always going to be that lingering between our relationship, even though she's at least somewhat aware of his true nature.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.707110 del
>>707107
That sort of bomb you would just remove the blasting caps from the sticks of gelignite.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.707112 del
>>707110
They're decoys. The bomb can't be defused.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.707113 del
>>707109
porn suggests you should fuck her


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.707114 del
>>707113
Fuck off Jew.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.707115 del
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Ok neets, we'll be screening The Mauritian (2021) in 1 hour on womboflix. 20 minutes before that, we'll be showing a documentary on the zodiac killer, to complement the movie we saw a few days ago. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.707116 del
i dun did didly did it


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.707117 del
>>707116


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.707118 del
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another saturday night sitting alone in the shed drinking and listening to music by myself


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.707119 del
>>707118
I am here for you NEET. You're not alone.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.707120 del
Women are evil and I hate them, but I want one to be nice to me and give me hugs.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.707121 del
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Trauma isn't real


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.707122 del
>>707120
>Women are evil and I hate them
Thanks Trev.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.707123 del
>>707121
He's a junkie.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.707124 del
>>707123
and raised a vile whore daughter and also is fraud who uses a lot of word salad to say nothing


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.707125 del
>>707124
>raised a vile whore daughter
That's every woman. Things will be better once we make it through this test world.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.707127 del
>>707125
>this test world
How do you pass?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.707128 del
>>707127
I genuinely have no idea. I think stuff like overcoming our own shortfalls from a combination of nature and nurture and trying to give more than we take from the universe is a good start. I've only made so much progress, though.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.707129 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.707130 del
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Thinking of growing a beard so I can look more like my new hero the critical drinker


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.707131 del
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>>707129


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.707132 del
>>707130
Critical Monk.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.707133 del
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>>707130
It would suit you.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.707134 del
I am perturbed.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.707135 del
I was thinking the other day about growing a moustache.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.707136 del
>>707115
I told you I seen it and the space ship Jason bourne gets rescued by is piloted by a mexican. No thanks.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.707137 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.707138 del
>>707134
Sounds painful.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.707139 del
>>707137
can we watch something more based? I vote for something star trek.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.707140 del
>>707139
I barely lasted 5 seconds.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.707141 del
>>707140
I hope you cherish that memory.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.707142 del
>>707140
There is no shame in that NEET.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.707143 del
Whoever picked that movie has shit taste.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.707144 del
Is DMT easy to get in Australia?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.707145 del
Hungry. Not at home, no food.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.707146 del
>>707145
Are there any bins nearby?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.707147 del
>>707144
I believe it is synthesised pretty easily, which makes me think it is.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.707148 del
>>707145
Find the nearst kfc and go out the back to the skip bin and have a look in it for a feed, just keep an eye out for anyone behind you.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.707149 del
I may as well have spent my life in guitanamo bay, I never do anything.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.707150 del
>>707148
You can't hear or see NK until it's too late.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.707151 del
>>707147
I wonder if taking a bunch in my current mental state could cause me to just permanently check out of this universe.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.707152 del
>>707150
All you hear is that heavy breathing in your ear as he leans over your frozen body.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.707153 del
I wonder if I should just move to another city.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.707154 del
>>707151
a few seconds could feel like an eternity
tread lightly


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.707155 del
>>707154
I don't know anyone, so I won't be able to get any anyway.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.707156 del
>>707152
>heavy breathing
Hot!


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.707157 del
I'm gonna do something with my life, starting tomorrow.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.707158 del
>>707157
>tomorrow
Sounds do-able.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.707159 del
If I save $500 of each NEETbux payment for the next 12 months then I should have an extra 13k on top of the savings I already have. My cost of living is pretty much just cover the internet every month and a few other things.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.707160 del
>>707159
I will look after that money for you NEET. DM me we will set-up a transfer schedule.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.707161 del
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>>707160
I will not touch that money. It's to help me escape my town.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.707163 del
>>707161
Is that Jack Black?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.707164 del
>>707160
Complex investment strategy?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.707165 del
>>707164
Yes, a complex tetrahedron.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.707166 del
>>707095
You or her;


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.707167 del
>>707113
It's all Freudian


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.707168 del
At the gym. No motivation.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.707169 del
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>>707166


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.707170 del
>>707168
Listen to some pumpin' music.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.707171 del
First set done. Feeling much better about it.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.707172 del
>>707169
Good meme use.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.707173 del
>>707171
Good work NEET.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.707174 del
>>707144
The common wattle (acacia aroma) has a large amount of it in it.
Put the pollen in a capstan tin and leave it for a month or so.
It'll turn to orange sap looking shit that you can smoke through a crack pipe.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.707175 del
>>707172
You just rinse it and then it is good for reuse.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.707176 del
>>707169
Heh


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>>707174
You will poison me.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.707178 del
>>707174
>smoke through a crack pipe
End stage.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.707179 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.707180 del
>>707174
>capstan tin
Or a tiffin.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.707181 del
>>707177
>>707178
The electric Leprechauns only want to play


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.707182 del
A great decision must be made.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.707183 del
>>707174
I am going to miss you when you're gone.

>>707178
The character in a moofie was in an end stage arc too. >>707178


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.707184 del
>>707183
Those magic mushrooms are looking dry.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.707185 del
might have a can of solo


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.707186 del
>>707185
Too close to bed time.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.707187 del
>>707185
Don't drink it alone.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.707188 del
>>707161
He potentially could toot one more instrument.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.707189 del
lots of boongs at the footy in darwin


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.707190 del
>>707189
Deadly drunk sister girls afterwards too


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.707191 del
>>707186
too late i've had a sip


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.707192 del
solo is 50 years old this year


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.707193 del
heat rub on my penis


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.707194 del
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HEAT RUB ON MY PENIS


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.707195 del
I like it.
Vix is better than deep heat.
I like that cold burn.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.707196 del
>>707188
kek


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.707197 del
>>707193
>>707194
>>707195
Warms the soul.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.707199 del
Rocks on the surface of the moon are older than the age of the earth.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.707200 del
>>707199
and?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.707201 del
>>707200
Meaning it formed before our planet.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.707202 del
The moon was a separate planet, only remembered now as the garden of Eden.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.707203 del
>>707201
yes...


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.707204 del
>>707198
Did the needful and I assume didn't get his phone. Poor smelly bastard.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.707205 del
imagine if half the people making youtube videos for views actually did anything remotely fucking useful


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.707206 del
>>707205
They could be with Sir pumping out the dam.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.707207 del
8 slices of heavily buttered thick cut cafe style raisin toast for second dins


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.707208 del
>>707207
Executive feed.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.707209 del
>>707205
It's wonderful how many people can be not just fed but ensure to live very well without the need for their productive work (or even the illusion of it). Wealth unprecedented in history.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.707210 del
>>707209
Apparently AI and automation is going to make it even more the case.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.707211 del
>>707207
It's the season for feeds like that. I remember when my mum used to make me raisin toast for breakfast before school and I'd watch Cheez TV while she'd warm my uniform up in the dryer for me.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.707212 del
I hate that Harry faggots face so god damn much, he should be Diana'd.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.707213 del
>>707211
>warm my uniform up in the dryer for me
Good service.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.707214 del
>>707213
She was a good woman, deserved much more than what she got from this world. I need to try and make up for the world losing her.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.707215 del
Time to get ready for the gym, the place should be clearing out around now.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.707216 del
>>707210
What's next?
Now we'll have a bunch of people that aren't needed for anything.
They are consumers can keep the numbers up and growing by consuming.
But when it will be realized that actual consumption can be safely replaced by virtual consumption no need to really consume, just make the numbers grow on paper, in practice the only difference is trash being created as the result of consumption, and we go green, no? they won't need all these people anymore.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.707217 del
Fucking come on doggies


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.707218 del
>>707217
Big multi?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.707219 del
that can of solo has left me wanting more solo


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.707220 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.707221 del
>>707219
Have a solo.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.707222 del
>>707221
i dont have any more


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.707223 del
>>707218
Just a regular bet on a win. Dogs were guaranteed almost. Still couldn't get a win. I can't win at anything. Woe


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.707224 del
Have a Blessed Weekend Neets!


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.707225 del
>>707224
Thanks, Bro!


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.707226 del
>>707223
The self pity act doesn't suit you King. Man up.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.707227 del
>>707216
Soylent green.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.707228 del
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Chasing Weber.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.707229 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.707231 del
good morning neets. yesterday was a very good day. a local grocery delivery service was running a promo where you put a code and get 10 euros on your account, but they forgot to stop it from being used on more than one account.

i managed to snag like 600 dollars worth of wine, beer and alcohol before they shut it down. good stuff


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.707232 del
>>707231
Good work CzechNEET.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.707233 del
Had a big feed and a tall glass of milk. Resisted the urge to get on the goon. Bottleo closes in four minutes. Going to avoid it!


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.707234 del
>>707233
Good work NEET. What did you feed on?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.707235 del
Might have a goon


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.707236 del
>>707234
Stew.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.707237 del
Back from the gym, going to boil myself a couple of eggs.
>>707224
Hope you have a good weekend as well.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.707238 del
>>707237
Which exercises did you do at the gym?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.707239 del
>>707238
Dumbbell chest press, chest fly, shoulder press, dumbbell shrug, tricep pulldown, leg extension, leg curl and bicep curl.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.707240 del
Tomorrow night is going to be more back focused.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.707241 del
>>707239
Big workout.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.707242 del
>>707240
Blow out.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.707243 del
>>707239
I only deadlifted and overhead pressed tonight, and only for two sets each. I feel a lot better though having gone at all. It was my first time in two weeks and I haven't deadlifted in about a month due to my Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander status.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.707244 del
>>707243
You did well NEET. Ease back into it.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.707245 del
>>707244
Thanks neet. The psychological reward is massive in any case. I feel much happier and optimistic after lifting.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.707246 del
>>707245
Remember that feeling NEET, remind yourself of it when your aboriginal side starts lying to you again.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.707247 del
I need find a way to restart my existence. Too many lost years


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.707248 del
>>707247
what year would you like to go back to neet?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.707249 del
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1.4 billion sirs incoming: https://twitter.com/MigrationW_AU/status/1662072114583855106


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.707250 del
>>707249
>Australia must recognise Indian vocational and university graduates as “holding the comparable AQF qualification for the purposes of admission to higher education” AND "holding comparable Australian qualifications for the purposes of general employment".
No employer ever would.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.707251 del
Yesterday, today was tomorrow


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.707252 del
Dirty nuggets


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.707253 del
>>707252
Don't eat them.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.707254 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.707255 del
>>707220
kek, good story.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.707256 del
>>707223
>I can't win at anything.
The realisation will come soon.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.707257 del
>>707228
Hot!


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.707258 del
>>707230
#Thriving


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.707259 del
>>707231
Good morning NEET.

>but they forgot to stop it from being used on more than one account.
>i managed to snag like 600 dollars worth of wine, beer and alcohol before they shut it down. good stuff
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.707260 del
>>707243
>Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander status.
Sorry day was on Friday.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.707261 del
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>>707259
life is good
for now


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.707262 del
having a sausage roll and a choggy doughnut before bill arrives


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.707263 del
>>707261
I like that glass


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.707264 del
>>707261
Absolutely based.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.707265 del
>>707262
Breakfast of Champions.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.707266 del
>>707263
>>707264
thank you friends
is this place considered as social media?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.707267 del
>>707266
>is this place considered as social media?
Some NEETs check-in occasionally.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.707268 del
>>707266
You's are likes


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.707269 del
Good morning NEETs.
Unpleasant dream woke me early.
I could not get back to sleep. All the mental poison had risen to the surface in the wake of the dream.
Have to spend the morning tamping it back down.
What a life.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.707270 del
>>707261
Very impressive. What a boss.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.707271 del
>>707269
Good morning NEET.

>Have to spend the morning tamping it back down.
Long wank?


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.707272 del
>>707271
I am in a mental crisis.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.707273 del
You should stop wanking in the morning.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.707275 del
>>707274
He just makes everything worse. An evil man, like Cruisey.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.707276 del
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>>707275
>An evil man
He may be the man you need.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.707277 del
>>707272
One NEET has suggested that waiting for a realisation of their dignity could be a solution.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.707278 del
>>707261
Comfy


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.707279 del
>>707231
Well done.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.707280 del
>>707254
Morning neet.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.707281 del
>>707280
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.707282 del
>>707269
Many such cases


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.707283 del
Failed to get dressed, got the sads.


NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.707284 del
>>707283
Rock a dressing gown instead.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.707285 del
Arthur Gorrie Correctional Centre


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.707286 del
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>>707283
what are you wearing big boy?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.707287 del
>>707286
I think he is naked.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.707288 del
>>707287
His apron is hiding some of it.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.707289 del
hairy bagina


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.707291 del
Severely woed


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.707292 del
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They are saying on 4chan that he has trooned out. "Tech Shrek" they call him.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.707293 del
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youtube.com/watch?v=b-owBhLGaH4


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.707295 del
>>707294
>
Honda Man
5 minutes ago
im not sure this is going to help you win more sporting events bro


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.707296 del
had a hotdog coffee


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.707297 del
>>707292
Weber no!!!


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.707298 del
>>707296
A wut


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.707299 del
>>707296
Do you suck the coffee up through the hot dog?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.707300 del
>>707293
Went with Emily instead of Fiona


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.707301 del
>>707298
>>707299
use left over hotdog water


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.707302 del
>>707301
Disgusting.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.707303 del
>>707301
Interesting flavour combination.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.707304 del
Imagine boiling hotdogs instead of grilling them


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.707305 del
The Jews use porn to draw power from the souls it corrupts.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.707306 del
>>707304
imagine eating that goy slop in the first place


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.707307 del
I installed a 5G tower next to a NEET's house once.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.707308 del
>>707307
Nobody much liked that NEET anyway


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.707309 del
>>707308
The brain tumor actually improved his attitude.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.707310 del
11.52 and Bill has not mentioned lunch.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.707311 del
>>707310
12:23


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.707312 del
can a more experienced neet tell me about vaginas?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.707313 del
Triangle nostrils.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.707314 del
I want to fart in a Jew's face, let it know what it's ancestors went through.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.707315 del
I think I will buy a second executive mixing bowl, just in case they stop making them and next time when I need to replace it there will not be any.
I have learned from experience to do this. If you find something that is quality and works well you should stock up, especially when they are on sale.
I have been admiring the new mixing bowl ever since it was delivered. I think I will get the next one in a different colour.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.707316 del
>>707315
Tell us a mixing bowl tale, please.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.707317 del
Too much of a pussy to kill myself, I might try getting a job in a Chinese factory.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.707318 del
>>707317
They would not hire lazy white piggu.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.707319 del
>>707316
Do you want to hear about the emergency mixing bowl and the blocked toilet?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.707321 del
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Answer my questions:
Whats the moofie tonight and is it better than deadpool II?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.707322 del
>>707321
>is it better than capeshit


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.707323 del
>>707319
Yes please.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.707324 del
>>707311
We’re in the Lizbef food court. Bill is complaining the carvery charged him $21 for a plate of roast beef and veg and chips and gravy.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.707325 del
>>707324
Ask him if he's gonna cry.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.707326 del
>>707325
We’re home now. He almost licked the plate clean.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.707327 del
Is Bill retarded or at least a bit slow? I've been meaning to ask for a while now.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.707328 del
>>707327
Neither Bill or my sister are particularly bright, put it that way.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.707329 del
I'm getting sleepy.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.707330 del
>>707328
Please tell me they never bred.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.707331 del
>>707312
Money pits.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.707332 del
>>707329
Goodnight.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.707333 del
>>707326
You are working him too hard.


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>>707332
I will get about half an hour of sleep then get hit with an intense wave of anxiety over something I'm not aware of then I'll be up until two the next morning. I pray to God every time I go to sleep that I will not wake up, but he just ignores me. Clearly I'm destined to fulfill a purpose for him or he'd bless me with that simple wish. It's probably something like outlasting certain relatives but I seriously need to find a purpose in life. Going for that 30 minute nap.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.707336 del
Having a nashi pear and some strawberrys.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.707337 del
>>707292
Remember yesterday when Weber posted that he was going to summon a demon and mentioned Linux?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.707338 del
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Tonight on womboflix we'll be showing The Social Network (2010) - a biographical drama film directed by David Fincher and written by Aaron Sorkin, based on the 2009 book The Accidental Billionaires by Ben Mezrich. It portrays the founding of social networking website Facebook. 7pm AEDT


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.707339 del
>>707317
Liveleak NEET


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.707340 del
Do charity bins accept computer games as donations?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.707341 del
>>707340
They are inanimate objects m8, they don't have the capacity to accept or not accept anything. If it fits in then it is in, and you walk away.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.707342 del
Weber threw a bunch of asbestos from his renovations in one of them once.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.707343 del
>>707342
Based.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.707344 del
>>707315
>I have been admiring the new mixing bowl ever since it was delivered.
Cute.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.707345 del
Bill's paint roller is squealing like a bad car brake


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.707347 del
>>707345
Buy him a new one at Bunnings next time and tell him to leave it there.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.707348 del
Bill farted in the living room and didn't apologise once


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.707349 del
DeeDee Megadoodoo


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.707350 del
Slosh ma gosh dosh


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.707351 del
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What does step 3 mean no?


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>>707351


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.707353 del
Possum you’d better get over here Cruisey is in the stocks again and I think they have rotten fruit coming


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.707354 del
>>707340
Big charities usually don't because they can't verify if the disk works or if they're malware or some shit burnt onto it. They also get smashed in the bins.

Don't use the bins unless you have to, take the shit to the actual depot or the local op shop.

>>707351
Its to crisp the pastry, if you cook it in the foil the moisture can't get out and the pastry will be soggy


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.707355 del
>>707354
lol I never thought about deliberately giving malware to poor people


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.707356 del
>>707355
It actually happens a lot, and 9/10 times the "malware" will be ponzi scheme marketing or jehovas witness shit.
These guys do shit you'd never even think about and often they work somewhere within the organization.
They sew shit into clothes then donate them, come into stores and put papers inside the books, they disguise marketing material as instruction books for specific products then double side tape them onto the box, they'll try to steal internal mailing and customer contacts.
People know how pajeet steals customer data and sells is to scamers, well jehovas and MLM fags do the exact same thing.

When you compare it to shoplifting it starts to make sense, and it's a big part of the reason big charities exist.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.707357 del
heard a heap of banging coming from the spare room and went to look and it was Bill smashing the new $1000 custom made venetian blind into it's support brackets with a hammer


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.707358 del
>>707357
Its what it needed.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.707359 del
slip it in me gash, m8


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.707360 del
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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.707361 del
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More gooderer.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.707362 del
thinking a cheeky fiver on them crows


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.707363 del
>>707362
Bet on Big Tex. 5+ goals.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.707365 del
>>707364
It looks okay. Salvaged.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.707366 del
>okay


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.707367 del
>>707366
Just rinse it off.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.707368 del
Brisbane to lead 1-12 half time
Crows to win 1-39


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.707369 del
>>707356
>or jehovas witness shit.
High Pozz infection.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.707370 del
>>707368
You've blown it.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.707371 del
>>707357
B I L L E D
The Bill tax has arrived this weekend.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.707372 del
>>707361
At the best establishment too.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.707373 del
>>707364
Was/Is a Quiche Lorraine?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.707374 del
>>707364
Turned out ok in the end.


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Best A


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.707376 del
>>707364
You clearly didn't follow the instruction about turning the foil tray upside down or the ms paint version of same


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.707377 del
>>707357
Could have done it yourself


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.707378 del
>>707377
I intended to after he had gone and I'd had a chance to clean the glass and vacuum the dust off the frame.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.707379 del
>>707375
The uni has been really busy lately.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.707380 del
>>707379
Talk to the girl ones. Touch they boobies.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.707382 del
>>707361
what should I have for dinner now bill has gone?


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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.707384 del
>>707382
Nothing. Start a water fast. Get your health back on track.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.707385 del
>>707384
you're funny


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.707386 del
>Uh, think of something smart to say. What would a professional say? Umm...uh... is that a stapler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ... That doesn't sound right


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.707387 del
>>707386
>suck my cock in the stationery cupboard, you dumb dog


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.707388 del
How much caffeine do neets have? I know webby loves his mondsters.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.707389 del
>>707388
probably 500-600mg a day
I only need it until about mid-afternoon, then I switch to booze.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.707390 del
>>707388
I make my coffees with two tea spoons of the coles organic instant coffee. I have six to eight cups a day.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.707391 del
When did the Southern Belle switch from being spicy to just plain chicken and mayo?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.707392 del
>>707390
Chat GPT says that is nearly 1000mg.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.707393 del
>>707391
Where?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.707394 del
>>707393
Boiger X
My question was for Cruisedog.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.707395 del
Pouring my third glass of moscato.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.707396 del
>>707395
Drink of champions.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.707397 del
>>707388
about 70mg


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.707398 del
>>707375
This stings because I was the only white guy in my class.

Whats the moofie tonight?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.707399 del
>>707376
Many such cases.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.707400 del
BIG TEX!


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.707401 del
Tex Porker


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.707402 del
BIG TEX!!


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.707404 del
>>707403
This makes no sense and you know it.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.707405 del
Another munted bet
Fuck me. Getting gooned tonight


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.707406 del
>>707405
What day does she want you to move out?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.707407 del
>>707406
Good question.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.707408 del
>>707406
Not sure. She reiterated that I need to this afternoon. Told me to call daddybot but I haven't yet


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.707409 del
I might get into baking.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.707410 del
>>707404
>Tex Porker
>makes no sense


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.707411 del
I might get into wanking.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.707412 del
>>707409
Tray of lamingtons please.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.707413 del
>>707408
Does the tranny have a job, or does it live there under a different set of charity rules?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.707414 del
>>707411
Tray of used cum socks please.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.707415 del
>>707410
he's a greedy pig of the football
always taking it and not letting others kick a goal


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.707416 del
>>707412
Going to try shortbread bikkies first.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.707417 del
>>707413
>Does the tranny have a job
yeah


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.707418 del
>>707417
Misgender it.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.707419 del
>>707416
shortbread can be a bit temperamental


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.707420 del
>>707418
dead name it


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.707421 del
>>707419
Just like NEETs so it's a fitting beginning.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.707422 del
YouTube mods and Minus Dick Tips mods were working overtime today with all the trolling of Tech Fiona's video.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.707423 del
Poor Weber.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.707424 del
>>707422
>Tech Fiona's video.
That's a man.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.707425 del
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>>707398
We'll be playing The Social Network (2010) in 1 hour. 15 minutes before that we'll have some music. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.707426 del
gonna put my trackies on and open some wine


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.707427 del
A character just died in the show I'm watching.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.707428 del
>>707426
Cum stained?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.707429 del
I bet Monk's tranny stepdad has a white collar office job somewhere. Maybe the local council.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.707430 del
>>707428
little crunchy around the front crotchical area


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.707431 del
>>707429
Unable to ever be fired or demoted again.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.707432 del
>>707373
>>707376
It was too complicated


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.707433 del
>>707431
like that nugget in the us recently that was late for work 56 times in one year and claimed she got sacked because she was black and won something like $11m USD


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.707434 del
>>707432
You could have done it a few years ago. You have damaged your brain.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.707435 del
>>707434
He's cooked.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.707436 del
where is my shoe?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.707437 del
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>>707425
Whats up with these gay films you picked this weekend? Did you overdo the soy this week?

I'm going to watch some gamer streams on youtube instead at least that will be slightly less gay.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.707438 del
>>707437
a very low quality post, i'm sure the movie neets will be glad not to have you there


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.707439 del
>>707436
on your foot


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.707440 del
>>707429
Big green shed job


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.707441 del
>>707439
which one? i don't want to bend over with that neet near me


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.707442 del
>>707437
We screen the movies neets vote for (mostly). What did you vote for?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.707443 del
>>707442
How much do you want to be he didn't vote?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.707444 del
Can you start saying the actual time of the movie screening? I always have to change to relative time to check when


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.707445 del
>>707444
Relative time is best time.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.707446 del
>>707444
It's always 6.30 BEST A time or 7.00 faggot time


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.707447 del
>>707443
I think 3 people did vote, but I can only show 2 movies, so the third person's movies have to wait until next week.
>>707444
7pm AEDT


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.707448 del
I blew my nose that hard I farted.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.707449 del
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>>707442
I gave you my opinion on all of the moofies on that list. I dont remember this one being on that list.
>>707438
I'll kill you


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.707450 del
>>707440
Might need to ask him if they have a spot for you to sleep.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.707451 del
>he didn't even vote


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.707452 del
I wanted to watch Sisu.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.707453 del
>>707452
more like Sissy you big poof


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.707454 del
>>707452
its gay. The cartoon nazis act all retarded and the tank is an afghanistan 1.0 T-72.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.707455 del
pulled out some ear wax


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.707456 del
>>707455
Big glob?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.707457 del
2 more weeks


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.707458 del
>>707456
moderate size


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.707459 del
>>707458
light or dark wax?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.707460 del
>>707457
Trust the plan.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.707461 del
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Ready.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.707462 del
Exciting, high pressure footy. Three quarter time. Carn Crows, carn Big Tex.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.707463 del
I revoke my vote for Sisu. I would not turn up if it was put on anyway.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.707464 del
>>707455
Make a candle.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.707465 del
>>707462
longest game ever
I'm sure I made a tex porker comment 3 hours ago


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.707466 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching the founding story of facebook: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.707467 del
BIG TEX!!!


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.707468 del
Big bad Tex.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.707469 del
I wish I could buy Monk alcohol.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.707470 del
>>707469
You should start a Crowd source fund to buy him a van.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.707471 del
>>707470
he needs an onlyfans


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.707472 del
>>707470
I just want to get him drunk for my own entertainment.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.707473 del
>>707472
This >>707471 could facilitate such a transaction.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.707474 del
>>707473
bibeo bames


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.707475 del
Beat woe.
Got dressed because of the goad, went shopping, cleaned up the yard, did washing, did dishes, prepped meals, going to vacuum and clean up some vile things


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.707476 del
>>707475
What goad?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.707477 del
>>707475
Well done NEET. Goading is the key to motivating the NEETs.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.707478 del
All is not hopeless.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.707479 del
>>707475
Well done.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.707480 del
Double black coffee.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.707481 del
>>707469
You're in luck


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.707482 del
>>707480
Oral?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.707483 del
>>707482
Stop being a faggot.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.707484 del
>>707483
Syringe injected?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.707485 del
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Feed time, once I cut the spuds I put a heap of garlic butter on top of them.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.707486 del
>>707485
Looks good.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.707487 del
>>707485
Healthy feed, well done NEET


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.707488 del
>>707485
Very nice.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.707489 del
>>707415
The joke is that Olive is from Texas and another neet keeps saying she is getting fat.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.707490 del
>>707426
What wine? I'm still on the moscato from before. Fell asleep like a boong lol.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.707491 del
>>707489
She is.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.707492 del
>>707485
Good neet. The presentation is simple yet elegant. Wish I could have it.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.707493 del
More proof he's an Alien (mute the audio)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dnatul3vQOg [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.707494 del
>>707493
I'm not watching that.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.707495 del
>>707494
Alien?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.707496 del
>>707485
Very healthy


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.707497 del
I had some sardines on toast and some mashed avocado on toast, which I felt was quite healthy.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.707498 del
>Saverin and Elaine Andriejanssen, an Indonesian national of Chinese descent, became engaged on March 27, 2014, and were married on June 25, 2015.[30][31]
>Saverin renounced his U.S. citizenship in September 2011,[33][34] thereby avoiding an estimated US$700 million in capital gains taxes. This generated media attention and controversy.[5][35][36] Saverin stated that he renounced his citizenship because of his "interest in working and living in Singapore",[37] and denied that he left the U.S. to avoid paying taxes.[33]

Smart scheming Jew. Maybe he ended up with that hot gook after all


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.707499 del
>>707490
I finished a 2021 Pepperjack Shiraz (Saltram Wines). Onto my second glass of a Glenmorangie 12yo


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.707500 del
>>707491
She is not you fuck


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.707501 del
Come to think of it, Zuck has a gook too


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.707502 del
>>707491
Nah, she has posted sufficiently revealing photos for a sufficiently long time now. She isn't getting fat.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.707503 del
>>707500
🐷


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.707504 del
>>707502
>>707503


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.707505 del
>>707503
You're just being foolish.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.707506 del
>>707505
Cope.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.707507 del
>>707501
That was mentioned in the banter


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.707508 del
>>707506
I am requesting that you be banned.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.707509 del
>>707508
Stop being so sensitive.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.707510 del
>>707509
How do you like your coffee? Orally?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.707511 del
>>707510
There's no other way to drink it.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.707512 del
The coffee enema meme was a terrible Nuro-tier meme.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.707513 del
>>707501
jewish male/asian female pairings are very common


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.707514 del
>>707512
He use to gape his morning cuppa. RIP.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.707515 del
>>707512
>Nuro-tier meme
It wasn't merely nuro-tier, it was nuro. Think of all the stupid shit neets have done and then consider that no other neet has ever shoved coffee up his arse or shit in a pan and fried it.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.707516 del
>>707514
It all started by accident as well. He was just trying to shoplift a tin of blend 43 in the usual way but the tin broke. After that it was too late; he had become an addict.
RIP.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.707517 del
Going to go drop an abominably large poo.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.707518 del
>>707515
The Pan Incident was performance art.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.707519 del
What van are we fundraising towards for Monk?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.707520 del
>>707519
Fried out kombi.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.707521 del
>>707520
What's its top speed?


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.707522 del
>>707521
It's immobile.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.707523 del
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>>707522
smart, he can't have any more accidents that way


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.707524 del
Have a Blessed day Neets!


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.707525 del
switched back to 6 coffees today, after having been at 4 for a week or two. I felt better, but I'm awake at 11pm when normally I'd have gone to bed by 9.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.707526 del
>>707523
That was not me fella
I think it was FIFO


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.707527 del
>>707523
That fake ass photo and shitty meme.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.707528 del
>>707524
You too.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.707529 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tKbHqxI7VFA [Embed]

This is the kind of youtuber greggo wanted to be


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.707530 del
I may have tendonitis.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.707531 del
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stay frosty


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.707532 del
>>707531
lock and load, operator
Special Operations NEET Detachment.
New Engagement and Extraction Tactics


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.707533 del
>>707446
Thank you


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.707534 del
>>707527
>ass
Fuck off, seppo.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.707535 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c3F8kLoazGg [Embed]
Still the best 80s song.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.707536 del
going bed
nighty night noots


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.707537 del
>>707536
Sleep tight


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.707538 del
>>707536
nighty night pumpkin boy
ill be in there with you soon to crawl up together and show you my worm
tehe hope im not so cold I wake you :o


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.707539 del
Could eat.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.707540 del
Imagining a hotdog roll with thick mushy peas and sea shanties in it.
Dipped in beef bone broth.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.707541 del
>>707540
Thats gross cunt
I wouldnt wind a parma with you but ;)


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.707542 del
>>707541
A juicy chicken one with crisp batter and some mushroom gravy on the side for chips, curry egg salad and cauli bake from the salad bar and $8.50 imp pints of pale.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.707543 del
And no ham on it.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.707544 del
Crisp banter with no harm on it.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.707545 del
>>707544
Two paper towels, 90 secs on each side


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.707546 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wgkrsXJmSyY [Embed]

Weber boig review


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.707547 del
He gave the southern belle 8.9
Although paid full price for it


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.707548 del
>>707547
The Southern Belle has changed though and you ignored my question


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.707549 del
>>707548
What question?
Their chips have changed too.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.707550 del
3am
Might get up and have a can of mondster


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.707551 del
>>707549
It used to be spicy and now it’s just plain chicken and mayo


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.707552 del
normies walk around pretending they didnt want funerals illegal and qr code sign ins mandatory


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.707553 del
sup nignogs


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.707554 del
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morning neets, spent the night in hospital, thought I had myocarditis from the covid booster I got 2 weeks ago, but the doctors don't think so


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.707555 del
>>707554
mording neet
glad you didn't die


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.707556 del
>>707550
>>707554
>>707553
>>707555
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.707557 del
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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.707558 del
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>>707557


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.707559 del
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>>707558


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.707560 del
>>707554
Glad you're ok neet.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.707561 del
>>707558
Thanks Trev.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.707562 del
Need to buy some more chux. Might get some scones.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.707563 del
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I've been on the Internet again


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.707564 del
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that second hamster bollocks was supposed to be this


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.707566 del
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Tasty Asian meal


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.707567 del
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>>707566
Wrong one but that bloke is good too.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.707568 del
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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.707569 del
>>707568
Get your hand off it!


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.707570 del
It's mong time.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KrXp3Ch8aYw [Embed]


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.707571 del
>>707570
Lunch video sorted. Thanks.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.707572 del
(771.33 KB 576x1024 Y05z54Ju.mp4)


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.707573 del
I got some more chux and six scones and some samboy chips and some brioche buns and some pulled pork and some bbq sauce and some mondsters


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.707574 del
Good morning my kittens.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.707575 del
>>707573
The essentials.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.707576 del
>>707574
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.707577 del
>>707573
feed is sorted


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.707578 del
I think the kitten poster is you know


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.707579 del
>>707578
I know.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.707580 del
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>>707578
Dan


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.707581 del
>>707545
Rinse instructions.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.707582 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.707583 del
>>707546
I closed the tab as soon as the guy started talking.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.707584 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.707585 del
>>707572
I love her hips.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.707586 del
Bought some cetaphil


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.707587 del
>>707586
Big moisturising session coming up?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.707588 del
>>707587
My skin gets dry in winter.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.707590 del
post more you dirty fart munchers


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.707591 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.707592 del
>>707586
You need a kitty to rub it in now.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.707593 del
>>707582
Morning


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.707594 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.707595 del
Banana on toast for second lunch.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.707596 del
>>707595
I finished off my scones.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.707597 del
hotel bathroom cooking


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.707598 del
The Fedex man needs to hurry up so I can shit.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.707599 del
>>707596
Did you put some jam on them?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.707600 del
>>707599
just butter
if I buy a jar of jam it invariably sits and goes mouldy between the first and second session


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.707601 del
>>707598
shit in a bucket while outside waiting for him like any smart person would


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.707602 del
I'm not a real adult.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.707603 del
I set up a DIY pizza oven in a hotel bathroom to make a 4 course pizza crust once.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.707604 del
>>707603
>hotel bathroom
is this a new meme I'm not familiar with, or something you are trying to make a thing?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.707605 del
>>707604
Not everything is a meme.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.707606 del
Life is a meme.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.707607 del
I had some carrot cake.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.707608 del
you have to drink straight from the dragon's arse


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.707609 del
white chocolate coated chocolate bikkies


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.707610 del
slow day


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.707611 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.707612 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.707613 del
i came and wiped it on the pants i'm wearing probably going to have a nap soon


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.707614 del
>>707611
>>707612
pretty pictures


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.707615 del
Fedex man and girl have been so I can do shit now


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.707616 del
>>707615
you could have earlier if you listened to me...


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.707617 del
projectionist neet here - I may be gone for a few days, not sure if there will be a wednesday night movie


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.707618 del
>>707611
>>707612
Nice buildings.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.707619 del
>>707616
I like my create comforts when doing a shid


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.707620 del
>>707617
Goodbye neet, keep an eye out for rogue boongs.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.707621 del
neets of questionable ethnicity


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.707622 del
>>707611
>>707612
Lovely.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.707623 del
gonna marinate some chicken


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.707624 del
>>707617
Hope you’re okay…


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.707625 del
>>707619
Creature comforts even


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.707626 del
(1.72 MB 4000x3000 16853350293602748676517820540787.jpg)
Friggin huge


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.707627 del
>>707626
Ferdinand


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.707628 del
(1.62 MB 4000x3000 16853351822723937567008203804622.jpg)


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.707629 del
>>707627
Is it?
I'll believe you if youre davoNEET.
I thought it might be a black angus but I dont know.
At the Roseworthy campus.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.707630 del
(2.14 MB 4000x3000 16853355622933534388847516466457.jpg)


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.707631 del
>>707629
Weber


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.707632 del
Possum ran me over with a vintage steamroller once.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.707633 del
>>707630
They would make good neck soup.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.707634 del
>>707633
in your hotel bathroom kitchen?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.707635 del
>>707626
>>707628
>>707630
Good photos.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.707636 del
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>>707634
You would need a pajeet size pot to cook them.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.707637 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z5j6TFHkoSY [Embed]


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.707638 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wag7AxwUGEo [Embed]


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.707639 del
Just saw that obese shrek cunt from Linus tech tips thinks hes a woman
Why is it always the autistic loser men who can't get girls that want to become one?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.707640 del
>>707639
A person that has one mental illness is more likely to also have others. When the brain is already broken the person becomes vulnerable to more and more mental illnesses and perversions.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.707641 del
>>707639
It's a few things, probably.
- Excess weight reduces testosterone and increases estrogen production.
- The whole 'coming out' thing will give him attention and a feeling that people caring about him (which won't last).
- This clownworld shit is easier than the discipline and self-control and exertion it would have taken to lose the weight and fix some of his demons.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.707642 del
That said, I'm obese and socially retarded and not once have I ever considered being female or gay or anything else.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.707643 del
>>707639
Weber's tranny with the big bolt-ons would've probably been doing alright with the girls considering his height and frame.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.707644 del
>>707631
Ah. I will trust you.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.707645 del
>>707644
Ferdinand is a common given name for a bull, not a species.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.707646 del
Might have some run and cola at 1530 ACST.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.707647 del
>>707646
Daddy's medicine


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.707648 del
>>707626
>>707628
>>707630
Good day out.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.707649 del
>>707617
Stay safe out there.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.707650 del
>>707646
Sip time.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.707651 del
>>707646
I'm already on the moscato again.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.707652 del
(1.76 MB 2867x4000 sip.jpg)
>>707650
i'm sippin
i'm sippin


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.707653 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kecnSHmznic [Embed]


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.707654 del
>>707652
Noice.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.707655 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.707656 del
First cup of the day


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.707657 del
Monk: We should place bets on the Ben Roberts-Smith verdict being handed down on Thursday.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.707658 del
>>707655
He might be reforming to a skellie. The larger belt hole to the left of current one looks like it has had use. But it could be the angle of the light.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.707659 del
>>707658
good catch


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.707660 del
We are the next step in human evolution.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.707661 del
Do you ever wake up suddenly from a really intense dream and struggle to discern between the dream and reality?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.707662 del
>>707661
Happens every morning when I'm in a gooning phase


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.707663 del
>>707661
More for naps during the day or if something significant has happened in the past day or two.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.707664 del
I hate Korean accents.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.707665 del
>>707664
Then stop talking to yourself.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.707666 del
we should watch harry potter on wednesday if projectionist neet isn't around


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.707668 del
>>707666
Who would host it? Can we watch HP 21?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.707669 del
>HP 21
The absolute state of the taste of some of you NEETs


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.707670 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/7237250313831320874 [Embed]
I looked up the youtube video for this song:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7HDeem-JaSY [Embed]
Awful song, but notice how they have the gook girls with heaps of white men and black men? Do they have the same problem with subversion over there or are they actually just that pathetic?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.707671 del
>>707670
>tiktok
Speaking of pathetic.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.707672 del
>>707669
Don't knock it until you've seen HP 20.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.707673 del
The BEST A neets drew straws to decide who would drink the polyjuice potion to become Luna Lovegood for that Thursday night once.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.707674 del
>A crime lord (Cruisedog) ascends to power and becomes megalomaniacal, while a maverick police detective (Possum) vows to stop him.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.707675 del
>>707661
Yes. Recently I dreamed I had signed up for an American college and had forgot to cancel it and had run up a huge bill and when I woke up I knew it was a dream but I was not sure whether I had really ever signed up for a US college or not. I thought I might have even though it is ridiculous.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.707676 del
>>707627
>>707631
>>707645
I didn't understand this joke.
Why is a bull called a Ferdinand?
Is this some Spanish wop shit Bill's been dribbling in your ear?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.707677 del
>Ferdinand the bull


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.707678 del
>>707676
Stop being a dip shit.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.707679 del
>>707676
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferdinand_the_Bull_(film)
>Ferdinand the Bull is a 1938 American stand-alone animated short produced by Walt Disney Productions


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.707680 del
>>707678
kek
(This wasn't me by the way, Cruisey)


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.707681 del
Garn listen to the Zappa Filmore album in the shower


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.707682 del
>>707680
>Cruisey


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.707683 del
>>707633
I was discussing that topic while there, preaching about the goat farm


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.707684 del
>>707682
Who else would be visiting Northern BEST A


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.707685 del
So was it a black Angus?
DavoNEET would know.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.707686 del
I am listening to Transglobal Underground, it's taking me back to Nepal when I was rolling joints in my shitty hotel with the beautiful mountain air and the sounds of life from the laneway below rolling through the window.
There really is nothing like that air there, it just has a certain smell and taste


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.707687 del
>>707685
>DavoNEET would know.
No he wouldn't.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.707688 del
>>707686
>Transglobal Underground
Ok Tech Fiona


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.707689 del
>>707674
>megalomaniacal
Isn't that where you give away all your stuff and believe in charity?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.707690 del
>>707685
If you'd gotten it to stand up we could tell you. You took the worst photo possible.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.707691 del
Charity isn't real.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.707692 del
>>707689
No?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.707693 del
>>707691
Faith and Hope were pretty hot though


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.707694 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.707695 del
>>707685
Why is that? I have never even been to that campus and we ran sheep on my family's farm.
>>707687
Correct.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.707696 del
>>707695
>Why is that?
He likes to play the BEST A NEETs off against each other for his own sick and twisted entertainment.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.707697 del
Going shopping. Will grab some more chamomile tea. Don't know what else.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.707698 del
>>707697
Chux


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.707699 del
>>707688
kek


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.707700 del
>>707691
I knew it!


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.707701 del
>>707697
Sack of fruity lexia please


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.707702 del
i'm going to build a death ray


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.707704 del
i'm going to vandalise ayers rock


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.707705 del
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>>707704


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.707706 del
>>707704
Chisel a big face (>>707705) into it.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.707707 del
i boiled a neet's hotdogs


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.707709 del
poured the left over juices from the lamb shanks into a bowl and put two slices of torn up bread into it


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.707710 del
>>707709
noice
i ripped a roast chicken tiddy apart with my fingers and ate it messily


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.707711 del
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>>707706


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.707712 del
>>707711
stop posting pics of me


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.707713 del
>>707703
Interesting page. Got through a quarter of it.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.707714 del
>>707713
I glanced at it and it looked like a cheat sheet for pajeet interviews.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.707715 del
>>707714
I glanced at it and saw words.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.707716 del
>>707715
You'll get there one day, NEET.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.707717 del
>>707716
I'd rather not.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.707718 del
>>707714
No doubt it is. They would spit it out verbatim. It's not at their level though and had depth which was kept me reading.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.707719 del
>>707703
>workspaces, where a user can interact with oneself.
It's not like the user can't interact with himself anywhere.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.707720 del
>>707719
What did you have for breakfast, Big Fella? What are your plans for lunch and dinner?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.707722 del
>>707721
Gorged.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.707723 del
>>707721
Big greasy feed. How many Wings?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.707724 del
Going to lay in bed while watching stuff until I fall asleep. Goodnight NEETs, make sure you all behave.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.707725 del
>>707721
Good greasy feed. It'll be flying out of you tomorrow.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.707726 del
>>707724
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.707727 del
>>707725
We all know he didn't eat it himself. A bunch of nugget women ate it


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.707728 del
>>707721
very nice feed


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.707729 del
>>707724
Goodnight.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.707730 del
>>707724
Night,.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.707731 del
>>707727
I saw no nuggets in either picture.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.707732 del
Picked a LOTR name for a programming project. Feel a bit nerdy and dirty.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.707733 del
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>>707727
>women


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.707734 del
>>707732
Hot!


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.707735 del
>>707734
Calling it Olive would be too hard to explain later.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.707736 del
>>707732
Gollum?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.707737 del
>>707735
Add an "r" on the end and say it's about your best friend.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.707738 del
>>707736
nah, nothing from the obvious set of characters


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.707739 del
>>707680
It has your aura.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.707740 del
>>707739
His stench.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.707741 del
>>707692
Magnanimous


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.707742 del
>>707741
Meatpie


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.707743 del
>>707695
>sheep
You'd know an Adelaide hills black Angus if you saw it.
Did you ever encounter those sheep that don't need to be sheared Shawn


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.707744 del
>>707697
Cherry ripe block choc for under $3


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.707745 del
>>707743
>You'd know an Adelaide hills black Angus if you saw it.
You know they're a Scottish breed originally called Aberdeen Angus?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.707746 del
>>707690
There was another one standing butit ran away


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.707747 del
>>707700
It all just goes back to the organisation.
Fuck Fred hollows.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.707748 del
>>707747
Remember when Mother Teresa died a millionaire and literally let people die rather than spend her ill-gotten gains.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.707749 del
>>707745
Go on..


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.707750 del
>>707748
Charity isn't real.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.707751 del
>>707749
Mate I'm not doing your homework for you.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.707752 del
>boongs have been farming cows for 60 thousand years


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.707753 del
>>707752
ChatGPT?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.707754 del
Cruisey sometimes calls me his little titcow.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.707755 del
>>707754
Hot!


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.707756 del
And I'm your big arse bandit


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.707757 del
>>707756
>>707755


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.707758 del
>>707720
Made scrambled eggs with onions.
Probably spaghetti, ham, mushroom, and tomato sauce (not real one just powder).
Dinner I have not figured out yet.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.707759 del
>>707758
And pineapple, and creme fraishe


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.707760 del
>>707758
>Dinner I have not figured out yet.
Wings, braised in a sweet spicy garlic sauce.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.707761 del
>>707758
>(not real one just powder)
?
Do you mix this with water or something?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.707762 del
All NEETs should have 30kg of powdered Tomat


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.707763 del
>>707762
>Tomat
*Goon


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.707764 del
>>707759
>>707760
Probably not.
>Wings, braised in a sweet spicy garlic sauce.
We just fry wings in oven. With butter and sliced potata. Salt and pepper. Garlic slices.
Sometimes on salt bed (put them on layer of salt, not sure why).
Sometimes I make sauce out of sour cream garlic and tabasco sauce.

>>707761
Yes. Sometimes with tomato juice. But then needs a bit of sugar.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.707765 del
>>707763
90kg reserves are important
>30kg of Goon
>30kg of Rice
>30kg of Tomat powder


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.707766 del
Boongs didn't invent the wheel or numbers above 10 lol


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.707767 del
>>707764
>Yes. Sometimes with tomato juice. But then needs a bit of sugar.
Do you guys not have bottled tomato sauce or ketchup there?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.707768 del
>>707765
it's all a neet needs


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.707769 del
>>707766
or fabric or how to domesticate animals or agriculture or fermentation
an evolutionary dead end


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.707770 del
>>707769
even mixing mud and water to make clay eluded them


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.707771 del
>>707743
Yeah, if the fences are shit then they fuck them up by rubbing themselves against them to help get the wool off. Weird fucking animals.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.707772 del
>>707767
We have. We also have tomato puree.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.707773 del
>>707772
So why are you doing things the hard way?
I'm not trying to be a dick about it, just curious.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.707774 del
Pigged out on lollies.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.707775 del
>>707774
That sugar high is going to make you misbehave and then you're going to get cranky when it wears off.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.707776 del
>>707774
Big bag?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.707777 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.707778 del
>>707777
Thanks Dan.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.707779 del
>>707775
I'm going to piss on the couch bed.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.707780 del
And I shall also cum on his monitor.
Try to stop me, weber.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.707781 del
>>707780
I hope he whips you.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.707782 del
Squel like a pig.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.707783 del
>>707773
What hard way? Powder is seasoned. Add water. Get spaghetti sauce.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.707784 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.707785 del
>>707783
sorry


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.707786 del
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I hope this doesn't happen again on Thursday.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.707787 del
>>707785
For what?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.707788 del
>>707784
Imagine that running around your house pooing everywhere.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.707789 del
>>707788
Commune lite.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.707790 del
>>707786
How did he get up the ladder without it breaking.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.707791 del
>>707790
Probably a team of skellies behind the scenes.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.707792 del
>>707785
>>707787
I mean there is nothing to be sorry for.
On one hand you can't know what tomato powder is that, I could have written spaghetti powder.
On the other it might read confrontational what I wrote, I had nothing the mind when written.
On the third I don't think this format needs apologies.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.707793 del
>>707792
He wants to learn the ways of the Big Fella.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.707794 del
Ate two kilos of fried rice.
The new strategy is to use the shitty bulk bacon, fry the aromatics in the bacon fat, deglaze with the sauce then boil the black and gold frozen mix veg in the sauce.

This uses less oil, and means I can make four times the volume by filling the wok each batch then mixing everything in a canning pot at the end.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.707795 del
>>707794
>tfw impressed


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.707796 del
>>707794
>Ate two kilos of fried rice.
Absolutely STUFFED with it.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.707797 del
>>707794
FIFO? How the fuck did you manage that?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.707798 del
All NEETs should be aspire towards eating 2kg of rice each night.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.707799 del
Still haven't had any icecream. Might put it off after having all the moscato and lollies.
Need to cut back on the sugar.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.707800 del
>>707799
You should get onto the 2kg rice diet.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.707801 del
>>707795
That was the dry weight too.
The end weight was 6kg.
I wonder what he will have for supper.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.707802 del
>>707801
>I wonder what he will have for supper
Hopefully some more rice.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.707803 del
>>707794
Now I understand why NEETs want 30kg rice.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.707804 del
2kg of fried rice has to be some sort of record.
Maybe it has been just that one neet requesting 30kg of rice all these years.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.707805 del
I like my fried rice nice and greasy.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.707806 del
>>707799
Have it as a treat once a week.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.707807 del
>>707802
Or 30kg springies.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.707808 del
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shiban
Add Ladyhawke to endcorner playlist.
You will like it.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.707809 del
>>707808
6.9/10 on imdb.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.707810 del
>>707771
South Aussie with Cosi members can get half a wool less sheep butchered


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.707811 del
ChatGPT estimates that as only being 5000 calories. I am still impressed but not quite as astonished.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.707812 del
>>707806
>once a week.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.707813 del
>>707799
I have some vanilla cobnesoire ice cream.
Might try it with some mandarins.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.707814 del
>>707810
>South Aussie with Cosi
They hate that guy on r/Adelaide.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.707815 del
>>707808
I guess you mean: please.
Can in July. June is Hunt for the Red October.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.707816 del
>>707815
>The Hunt for Red October
That's a good film.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:20 [Preview] No.707817 del
Off to the bottleo.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:21 [Preview] No.707818 del
>>707817
Drive safely. Get me a six pack of vodka cruisers please.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.707819 del
>>707818
High speed?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.707820 del
Have a blessed day, Neets.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.707821 del
>>707820
Just fuck off.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.707822 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.707823 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.707824 del
"My mind fabricates scenes so fantastical the mortal mind will never comprehend their glory. I cum hands free."


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.707825 del
Sparkling moscato acquired. Had a bird shit on my head while en route. I thought about continuing but I thought I'd look like too much of a boong so I rushed back to wash my hair.
The two employees were reviewing some security camera footage. Some niggеr had been stealing from the shop.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.707826 del
>>707825
>Some niggеr had been stealing from the shop.
probably possum


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.707827 del
>>707826
The thing that will probably fuck him was that he went up to the counter to pay for something (as cover I guess) and they got a shot of his face. I doubt anything will come of it. Too many blacks around here.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.707828 del
>>707827
I believe he dripped garlic butter on his flannel shirt and on the counter and they matched this to a nearby Dominos where sixteen garlic breads were stolen at lunch time.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.707829 del
>>707828
The lead suspect has a rap sheet as long as your arm. Countless cases of wank evasion, blasphemy against Dan, cutting in line at NEET gangbangs, he even tried to outlaw Jews for a month once.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.707830 del
Heart is yearning again. Woe.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.707831 del
>>707830
She'll post another TikTok tomorrow, mate.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.707832 del
>>707831
Well bantered.
I happened to stumble across the song I Write Sins Not Tragedies after not having heard it in ages. It brings back a whole bunch of happy memories about a girl from school. Thinking about her fills me with nostalgia induced wistful affection. Bittersweet NEET hours.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.707833 del
>>707832
>Thinking about her fills me with nostalgia induced wistful affection.
Fuck that is a clumsy sentence. I hope you know what I mean.
I have happy memories of being with her and of aspects of my life at the time even though I was flirting with suicide quite a bit at the time and it was in some ways one of the worst times in my life.
I do sort of long for it in a way though. Knowing that is gone and I'll never really enjoy that in-the-moment carelessness.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 13:16 [Preview] No.707834 del
Once again I have started on the cask too early and will be left awake and bored once I finish it.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.707835 del
>>707834
You need to drink it faster so you pass out drunk.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.707836 del
Body clock is boong'd to mongdom.
Just woke up. Feel like tomorrow.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.707837 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 14:01 [Preview] No.707838 del
>>707836
i forgot to go to bed and now it's 11.31


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.707839 del
flummoxed


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 14:19 [Preview] No.707840 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.707841 del
Should I open another bottle?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.707842 del
Never satisfied


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.707844 del
>>707842
And the days are not full enough
And the nights are not full enough
And life slips by like a field mouse
Not shaking the grass


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.707845 del
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Gross.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.707847 del
Bingeing OzGeographics


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 18:18 [Preview] No.707848 del
4am NEET.
Big greasy shit interupted my wank.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 19:33 [Preview] No.707849 del
Terrible nightmares, sick of this shit.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.707850 del
Good morning my kittens.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.707852 del
>>707832
>wistful affection
*wristful affection


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.707853 del
>>707850
Good morning NEET.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.707854 del
I don't have as much insulation as I did in past winters.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.707855 del
>>707850
>>707853
Good morning
small load of washing in the machine, dishes done, might do a quick vacuum.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.707856 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.707857 del
>>707854
Get on the 2kg rice diet.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 22:01 [Preview] No.707858 del
>>707855
>>707856
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 22:24 [Preview] No.707859 del
Second load in.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.707860 del
>>707859
Rice or washing?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 22:26 [Preview] No.707861 del
>>707859
Colours?


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.707862 del
>>707860
>>707861
4 large towels.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 22:30 [Preview] No.707863 del
>>707862
It has been too wet here for the last few weeks to do any washing


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 22:55 [Preview] No.707864 del
>>707852
Well bantered.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.707865 del
>>707863
Life is suffering on the webby lands.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 23:22 [Preview] No.707866 del
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The original NEET


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.707867 del
I haven't eaten since 6:30 last night.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 23:24 [Preview] No.707868 del
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>>707865
There are supports available.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.707869 del
>>707868
Some NEET treats from the foodbank should cheer him up.


NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 23:32 [Preview] No.707870 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.707871 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.707872 del
>>707871
Based mom.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.707873 del
On hold.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.707874 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.707875 del
>>707873
Your call is important to us.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 00:45 [Preview] No.707876 del
Need a goon.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.707877 del
>>707873
Talk dirty to them.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.707878 del
>>707876
too early


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.707879 del
feeling sad


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 00:57 [Preview] No.707880 del
I have put a load of washing on. I thought the weather was clearing but now it is drizzling again. I may have made a serious mistake.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 01:03 [Preview] No.707881 del
>>707872
>mom


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.707882 del
>>707880
Tomorrow there is a 10% chance of rain forecast, so I will have to take the risk.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.707883 del
1


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.707884 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.707885 del
N


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.707886 del
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second lunch


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.707887 del
I had a grilled hotdog with bacon, onion, cheese and tomato sauce, and a potato fritter for lunch.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.707888 del
Need a new thread in about 20 posts.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.707889 del
>>707887
Sounds nice.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:09 [Preview] No.707890 del
>>707889
It filled a spot. It will probably be my treat for the week, as almost all of the pay that came in overnight went out again on bills.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.707891 del
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The execs are being evacuated first.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.707892 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-30/breakdancing-olympics-paris-2024/102407926
>Australia's breakdancers are still fighting for funding and respect ahead of Olympic debut
clown world


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.707893 del
>>707890
woe


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:14 [Preview] No.707894 del
>>707886
A healthy feed.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.707895 del
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>>707894


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>>707895
got any witcherty grubs cuz


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.707900 del
Time for a cup of Rosehip tea.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.707901 del
>>707900
Enjoy it NEET.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.707903 del
>>707901
> [Singapore]


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.707904 del
Might open a bottle of pink moscato.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:47 [Preview] No.707905 del
OLIVE'S GASH


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.707906 del
ANAL HPV


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.707909 del
HIGH SPEED MONG


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.707910 del
TARGETED ADS FROM DRINKWISE


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.707914 del
RED TEXT


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.707923 del
ANTI-CLIMATIC THREAD ENDINGS


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.707926 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.707927 del
FINISH THIS THREAD FIRST YOU MONGS


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.707929 del
NEETS WORSHIP OLIVE


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.707932 del
SA INVENTED GOON


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.707933 del
New: >>707896
New: >>707896
New: >>707896


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