How does he do it?

SA BEST A

>>709919
Well memed.

Feel like adding a nag win to this multi to quadruple the odds

Woke up. Still no energy.

>>709921
Humiliation fetish.

>>709925
imdb is in the right here. It is like when a restaurant gets review bombed by people who have never eaten there for some political reason. It distorts their rating. Google will remove the reviews.
When lots of people who have never seen a film start rating it 1 star something has to be done to preserve the integrity of the ratings.

Had a dream I pissed in the kitchen bin. FRM pressed the pedal to put something in and fainted when the smell hit her.
Not sure what any of this means. I was very relieved to find I did not in fact do that.

>>709926
How do you know the people leaving positive reviews have seen the film?

>>709927
I pissed in Motherbat's recycling box in the kitchen once.

>>709929
Gross. Imagine cardboard soaked in webby piss. Did you blame the dog?

>>709928
You don't, thats why all these review sites are a waste of time.

do you have a statue of a giant negress on your street neets?

>>709931
And we come full circle to the conclusion that there was no need to intervene with the voting

>>709932
Not yet, but I live in hope.

>>709930
>Did you blame the dog?
No, it was during a fight over something. Just walked from the lounge to the kitchen and pissed in it. Alcohol was involved, obviously.

foooty!

He feels suitably shamed and is eating his leftover pidser in the hallway. No plate or microwave service was extended.

>>709938
More vile behaviour from you. Put the footy on and get some long necks so you two can hang out, put a bet on

>>709939
I have no longnecks. I have no food for myself. He is not sitting on the couchbed.

>Round 8 sees North Adelaide take on South Adelaide. Bounce time: 2:5pm ACST.
Really creative team names.

What AFL game is Monk even betting on, given there is no televised game in the TV guide today/tonight?

>>709942
giants v tigers

Looks like it's Foxtel only. Truly a sport that rich and poor can enjoy alike.

>>709943
why not essendon floggers vs north melbourne nuggets

>>709945
Running out of attention after pulling an allnighter. In bed by 8

>>709946
their game is at 4pm

might make some black russians while bill is doign whatever a bill do

>>709947
Thats not the point ya muppet

>>709949
what is the point you rude rudeness person

>>709950
I can't be bothered watching two games
Now that I think about it though I probably will

>>709941
Roosters and blues wouldn't make sense to non best A readers

Spent some time listening to bible study.
Job is about divine justice and collateral damage is worth it.

ballsack is all hard due to sleep deprivation

accidentally got some piss on the toilet wall (my dick was still uncurling as I let the wee out)
tried not to laugh because bill was just around the corner
made a black russian in a coffee mug
passes for black coffee

>>709956
Neets that piss on the wall or shit on the toilet seat will have a separate toilet to the house trained neets.

>>709957
I'll have an ensuite.

What sort of jobs would fit this description:
>require only a few years to get into
>work from home
>minimal work time (2 or 3 days a week for 20-30k a year)
>stable
Is there anything like that?

>>709959
cloud engineering

i might invent a wearable clock

>>709959
pretty much any office job

>>709961
Flava Flav would like a word

>>709963
A vile post.

>>709962
What would be the easiest to get into for a somewhat smart but socially inept neet?

>>709965
Imagine all the poofter globohomo shit you'll have to deal with and all the office politics.

I wonder if I said I was a tranny if it'd be easier to get one of those jobs.

>>709966
That's right, shit on him for trying to better his situation

>>709968
Settle down.

>>709967
Yes, they all have diversity slots to fill. A coloured gay female would shoot you to the top of the candidate list at any major organisation.

I'm transboong.

I have dark hair and eyes, I reckon I could get away with saying I'm a boong as long as I didn't have to have any paperwork. I'd probably just say I didn't have it because of racism or the stolen generator.

It's overcast.

>>709973
I doubt most places ask for proof. I know there are orgs that are supposed to facilitate that sort of verification, but I don't think they're used heavily.

Where you come unstuck is them introducing you to the other company boongs and they're real ones who ask your background.

>>709975
Can I just say on my resume or on a cover letter that I'm a "First nations Australian"? How do I mention the tranny thing? Should I just say non-binary and leave it at that.

I'm the last member of my tribe and I speak a boong language that's completely unrelated to all the other ones.

>>709977
>Should I just say non-binary and leave it at that.
Yeah, if they ask then get defensive and sassy.

>>709977
Most companies have an application form with your particulars that have checkboxes for gender and nationality.
You could put something in your cover letter about being "a proud flubbawubbajugga noonger man"

>>709979
>and sassy
we're talking about a board of socially inept autists here

Hate it when youre watching a porn compilation and a black dick pops up

>>709978
I hear it has an impressive vocabulary with words like boong, shire, weber, goon, wank, binge, rape, Dan, monk, neet and KFC.

>>709982
as long as it's not yours

>>709980
also make up shit they can't verify, like working for ASIO and a deployment with the SAS

>>709982
Thug hunter?

>>709985
>and a deployment with the SAS
make sure to say a different deployment to Ben Robert-Smith

Possum framed BRS once.

scratch 'n sniff arse

>>709988
The three that gave statements against him only gave oral statements and there were a same number who said no such happenings happened. The judge just decided to go with his own agenda.

Do Parcel Freight Logistics actually deliver on a Sunday? They updated the tracking for a package of mine this morning with "Our driver has your parcel onboard for delivery", but that could just mean he has loaded his van for tomorrow?

wake up wizzy

Might take Friday off and surprise Motherbat by driving down on Thursday night for a long long weekend.

>>709982
It's disgusting that the most popular (supposedly) porn star at present is an Australian named Angela White. She is chunky, bordering on fat, and has a plain face. Her porn catalogue includes pretty much every degenerate thing you can imagine: blacks, trannies, fisting (both holes), lactating, piss drinking, DP, DPP, DAP, etc. Apart from munging down on a literal turd, there's nothing she hasn't had a go at.

Coombrain

>>709994
I was surprised that Charlie Forde didn't get more popular.

>>709995
If you're talking about me and the previous post, no. I haven't had a wank or looked at porn in a few weeks. Pretty much can't be bothered now.

>>709998
You joke, but we're in clown world now. You can probably be a klansman that identifies as black and it would be a hate crime to say otherwise.

Quads and we all get boigs for dindins

Monk joined ISIS back in 2014

>>709996
Had to google and goddamn does that look very fucking ordinary.

>>709991
Some do in the metro areas.

>>710001
Only to learn the art of the Nasheed.

pulled my penis out

>>710002
What?

>>710006
It's pretty straightforward.

>>710001
This was an interesting 5 minute read this morning: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-04/bali-bombers-caught-with-australian-intelligence-involvement/102362158

>>710006
Her face is a mess.

>>710008
I can't read. Please do a vocaroo for me.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-04/leyland-brothers-documentary-mal-adventure-travel-australia/102393852
>Leyland Brothers star Mal plans 'last hurrah' travel documentary adventure across Australia
I've tried hard not to tell ProjectionistNEET to screen anything in particular on Womboflix, but by jingo he'll be screening this in full.

most you cunts probably dont even remember the leyland brothers being weekend tv viewing
theme tune was played on a jew harp even

>>710013
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EnUugAy3nqw [Embed]
I could have sworn the first few bars were pure unadulterated jew harp

>>710013
Pete why are you always so angry?
Try to be comfy.

>>710016
I'm not Pete, I'm Wombo

>>710017
like you didn't advertise for Copperart back in the day

Somebody at Wagga Wagga hit the deck, hard.

>>710023
Monk u boong

A big part of improving your mental health is improving your physical health.

>>710025
Splatting a helicoper is a bit much, yesno?

>>710026
>yesno?
Pete you boong.

>>710024
Had to get home to see the end of the 3rd quarter
Cashed out

>>710029
how much did you lose?

Bill doesn't know I'm 12 standos deep

>>710032
He knows everything. They all do.

>>710033
I'm goign to make him drive me to bottle shop for wine in an hour

I'm going to call the next sir I see a benchod.

do we have a list of neets who are missing? I'm confused as to whether 10k and fifo and others are still around

>>710030
$1.15
Looks like they've got a new withdrawal minimum of $10 too so I've got some reinvesting to do

>>710036
No one posts here anymore.

>>710035
Make sure you have the pronunciation down or they'll have nfi what you're saying

>>710036
Fifo posted some springies the other week.
10k/AboriginalAlan hasn't been around since his spergout at womboflix
NK hasn't dropped in for months.
Spergo left us for dead completely six months ago (or more)
Shire pops in once a month

And shitey has run away with a poojeeta from the wards

>>710042
I prefer to think he died in an honour killing a couple of years ago.

>>710041
>10k/AboriginalAlan hasn't been around since his spergout at womboflix
can't even remember what happened

>>710044
Big Fella said something about not liking TV shows where people stand in a room and talk and Aboriginal Alan flipped a virtual table over and stormed out. I think the Cowboy TV show (I can't remember the name) was a favourite of his.

Deadwood

I want her on my bedroom wall

>>710047
would save on paint i guess

3.29pm and he's packing his stuff like it's 4.00

gonna nailgun that motherfucker

fucken $6.40 on a paintbrush he probably didn't even wash thoroughly

>>710049
Packing up is part of the job. Not everyone is part of the laptop class like you

>>710052
I use a desktop you rude individual.

>>710052
He didn't bring anything beside a bucket yesterday.

That really brussel'd my sprouts.

>>710055
Remember yesterday when you forgot or mispelled really in butter chicken

Bill sounds better and better every time I hear about him.

He just asked if I want ANOTHER lift to the bottle-o

I think it was Fat Weber's relentless negativity and low brow racism that drove 10K away.

>>710057
he's an ape
he's not funny or even able to accurately re-tell the bullshit he picks up on building sites

It doesn't know how to use a question mark.

>>710059
10K was Weber's Uncle you dumb cunt

>>710060
Sounds like you're jealous.

>>710063
I haven't even gone hard on Bill here, using inside information.

>>710058
He knows you're a gooner
You'd be less stressed if you embraced the fight camp, but no, too hard.

How's your penis today?

ginglymus

Ol webbies got a case of the sunday night sundowners

It's not night time.

>>710066
fuck you all i'm out of here

>>710071
See you later.

>>710071
Bye.

And now a word from our sponsor.

slice 4 onions

sippy cup full of goon

>>710078
Keeps the babies quiet.

>>710079
That explains why we're the way we are.

She just found the empties under my bed

What are you fellas eating for dindins tonight?

>>710081
Your mum or ztepmum?

>>709904
Yes.

>>709905
kek

If Netflix made an /ausneets/ movie then Monk would be the black woman.

>>710081
Busted.

>>710082
Nothing.

So if anyone wants it I can stream Gangsta Rap. I haven't had the time to got around Fantomas vs. Scotland Yard, and perhaps, it should be streamed on a regular occasion.
I'm not sure Ladyhawke will attract much attendance, the evening/2nd stream of the Red October was a flop, Fantomas could generate some interest. It's not like I can't stream Ladyhawke sometimes, perhaps we can work something out with the requester, I assume he wanna watch it oh how wrong I am.

>>710090
I still have no idea what that supposed to convey. If the eyes were red it would be baked.

>>710091
Weed bad

>>709999
>>710000
Thanks Wizzy.

>>710091
Have you ever seen a Transnistrian?

>>710008
That was a good read. I read it this afternoon.

>>710089
I'll watch Gang$ta Rap wit you dawg

ayo mang dis nigga don't wash he ass

>>710039
kek

>>710043
RIP.

>>710048
On a white canvas?

>>710065
Hot!

>>710092
Indeed.

>>710094
IRL? I don't think so. On screen? Perhaps.

>>710096
Sure. 7pm AEST then. https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>710082
Pixxa.

Why is nodinnerNEET having no dinner?

>>710104
What's that?

>>710089
I'll be there at 7PM AEST. Need pixxa first.

Binged for my one meal of the day.

>>710103
That was me. I changed them last night. First time in about four or five months.

Full Moon neets.

One hundred and forty seven (147) (you)'s today in this thread

I'm a wererapist.

So much wind.

>>710116
Beans?

Well, I'm not giving you any more!

Need to buy some sheets. These current ones are nearly worn through.

>>710116
you need charcoal tablets

Two bowls of mint choc chip icecream down the hatch.

>>710119
Sheeeit.

>>710118
Actually it's probably half that as (you) appears in both the post body and the replies list at the top of each post

>>710121
You didn't even offer, you cunt.

>>710121
A half bowl is the recommended serving size.

>>710124
This is why I didn't.

>>710121
>mint
That's for tooth paste, not ice cream.

I want a really firm pillow.
What are they called?

>>710103
No, that's where I came undone. She said she would change them this arvo and I told her not to, she reiterated and I rejected the offer again with a bit more force which would have made her suspicious. I didn't want her in there because there were some recently used cumdies under the bed, on the side opposite to the bottles, which were near a pair of older, crustier cumdies already.

>>710128
Firm pillows?

>>710130
I tried that but I was wondering if there was a higher grade of firmness.
Is it worth spending big on a pillow? Are the $60 ones much better than the $20 ones?

>>710125
Your serving size posts should be considered hate crimes.

>>710125
That's not even a definable unit of measure.

>>710129
>cumdies
Those are just a meme. Nobody actually has any.

>>710129
You need to do that stuff yourself and not let her do it. Easier to keep secrets you mong.
Is she angry? Were there many?

>>710085
Not monaro?

>>710134
>Nobody actually has any
Heh... yeah... who would do that.

>>710134
I use my gym shorts for cumming in. I have made the mistake a few times of wearing the cummed on ones but I don't think anyone has ever noticed or at least they haven't commented.
You have to wash them pretty quickly or else they stain. I let cum sit on some for about a week and now they've been through the wash about three or four times whilst still being stained.

>>710137
I just cum in monk's blown out and busted bussy.

>>710131
You might be better going to a store and give the pillows a good squeeze.

>>710139
Weber cums in Bill's shop rags

Monk's ztep-Parent is going to sit on the edge of his bed and have a chat shortly.

>>710129
Hide them under the floor.

>>710135
She pretended to be angry but is fine now. I had actually changes the pillows and doona but not the bed sheet because it had been fitted recently. She keeps track of this shit in her primitive woman brain. Doesn't seem to realise that I've lived and changed my bed linen independently for years

>>710142
A soliloquy about being true to yourself and not hiding your cumdies and dead marines away from the world.

Monk could learn a lot from his ztep-Mum and Tech Fiona.

Tech Fiona never got stuck in a WeWork lift.

>>710145
Others present cannot hear a soliloquy, you absolute fucking retard.

>>710148
You've been a really narky cunt lately.

>>710148
Sometimes a neet will hear a word and start using themselves without knowing what it means.

>>710148
A nasty and abusive post.

I'm having a green tea. Number five for today.

I think it's going to be a 25+ night for him.

>>710152
You have a problem.

>>710148
He did not Honoré de Balzac

Honour my ballsack, bitch.

>>710151
>>710149
It was a bit harsh but correct for all intensive purposes. It is a doggy dog out there and the neets to get used to it.

>>710158
>all intensive purposes
Nigga you just be trolling me now boy.

>>710157
I don't even remember making the "You have a problem." post.

>>710158
I really don't no why some neets are so phased by it.

>>710159
THAT's the phrase you picked up on?!

I could care less what NEETs think

kek

what is happening rn

Haven't wanked or looked at porn for about a week. No desire. Do have a desire to get my goon on though.

>>710166
At least two longtime board 'characters' are trolling the fuck out of themselves and each other.

thinking of getting some pidser to avoid having to cook or do dishes, I could also have half for breakfast, again avoiding dishes

>>710169
Smart. Science.

>>710169
Cook yourself a proper dinner NEET. Something with vegetables.

>>710169
Do it.

>>710171
>Something with vegetables.
What do you call a Super Supreme, you absolute mouth breather?

Olive oil is juice.

Popped a massive pimple and some gross stuff came out. Slimy shit with some funny little lumps in it. Vile.

>>710175
Stay away from her, creep!

>>710128
Memory foam ones are but if you were the NEET talking about not liking pillows that get hot/hotter that might be an issue.

>>710146
Learn to do the opposite?

>>710166
Almost wank time.

>>710169
Save the money and just get a pub meal instead.

>>710174
kek

>>710179
Learn to emote and acknowledge his fragile masculinity.

>>710176
Sleep tight.

>>710176
>Slimy shit with some funny little lumps in it.
Pieces of (You), mate.

>>710177
A disgusting post.

>>710186
You're CRUISEing for a bruising, m8.

>>710187
I'm not him.

No shit. He's a good sport.

But I did shit.

(you) all love her!

Going to go for a run. Feel awful.

>>710193
Good luck. Stay safe.

>>710193
Good safe. Stay luck.

Okay, so throwing something in on endcorner, perhaps the magic Jew I'm not sure yet. Then at 7 (seven) pee-emm AEST, will stream the movie promised above.

>>710193
Have a good run.

Disappointed I can't look at the API calls and download instagram reels of hot asian biddies anymore to challenge the olive poster

>>710169
High quality post

Struggling with logic gates.
Being retarded isn't always fun

>>710201
You'll get there. Truth tables help.

>>710201
maybe you should become a tradie, renovate neet homes

Starting movie in 5 minutes!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>710204
He could become Bill's apprentice.

>>710206
He'd be relegated to bottle-o trips and reheating pizza in the ute for the first 6 months

>>710206
We will get Bill to build us the NEET commune.

I bet Bill isn't as bad as Weber makes him out to be.

Made some strange and hurtful pickles

>>710210
Ring sting? Its the vinegar.

>>710199
God, you're that freak that speaks like a nіggеr.

>>710201
What are you struggling with specifically?

>>710212
What are you on about?

Wash yo ass nigga. Season dey food.

Ayo wypipo dont season they food!

dis whyte boi aight

Cruisey is my new e-girl.

Would be better if the annoying simps fucked off and did their pathetic shit elsewhere.

>>710219
do dat booty be poppin'?

>>710220
It is cringe.

Have some self respect and just hate women like a normal man.

>>710221
Flat like a pancake.

Fuck, maybe I shouldn't give up drinking. I feel awful without it.

>>710220
If neets stop posting what interests them then they have one more reason not to come here, then this place will die, just ignore the stuff you don't like.

>>710229
Some of us like whingeing. Just ignore it.

>>710228
Push through it, you will feel better in time.

Weber reached for his cumdies when he was about to cum but accidentally grabbed possum once.

>>710232
That's why Possum doesn't post here anymore.

When was it that neets were posting youtube videos? I remember one neet had a video about choosing a uni major but then he took it down. I inquired about it and he gave me some advice.

>>710233
May he rest in peace.

>>710234
Cheesecake era. 2017?

>>710236
Remember when Tabitha came along and Cheesecake decided he was better than us and disappeared?

>>710236
Oh fuck, I don't want to think about how long it has been. The time goes fast.

>>710238
And life slips by like a field mouse
Not shaking the grass

Shake your arse.

>>710242
Poorly reply bantered.

>>710240
show me what your working with

Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.

She found and removed the fresh, still wet pair. The old trusty crusty is still there, halfway under the bed. Fresh sheets feel nice tho

Blacks on the internet have not been having a good time over the last few years. 13 do 50 is fully mainstream, Elon Musk is talking about racial differences in crime rates, chicken washing/bleaching, not understanding hypotheticals, Lowrey's salt, buck breaking, smoke detector beeps, IQ differences.

>>710249
Those are all American memes.

>>710248
Good progress.

>>710248
vile

>>710250
Well duh, we don't really have blacks in this country except for webby-land and ape-x in Melbourne.

>>710253
The tranny might shove them up his arse in an attempt to get pregnant.

>>709871
My favourite gook woman story was real estate story where th bloke left Asian woman restrained for hours while he went for a drive.

All of which, are American memes
All of which, are American memes

Thanks for watching fellas.

>>710249
Twitter has become incredibly open. You can easily find /pol/ reposts and other such stuff. I think the MAGA movement has inadvertedly redpilled a lot of normies

>>710258
cheers

Back from my outing, not that any of you noticed.

>>710264
we noticed

>>710262
Banga.

>>710264
Who are you?

>>710250
Quite an astute observation. You should become a detective.

>>710264
I saw you on your chase

the commune will be a pvp area

>>710270
Hot!

>>710271
i'll be coming for you first

youse cunts watching any good youtubes?

>>710181
You jest but I bet he spent $35 on pizza, which is two pub meals

>>710209
I bet Weber isn't as bad as he makes out he is.

Japanese didn't turn out well.
It all looks very nice but doesn't taste quiet right.
The rice is undercooked but I'm too hungry to wait for it, the miso has too much fish, the tofu all wrong and it didn't brown. The pickles are bitter rather than sour.
Composition wise its too salty and lacks richness. Woe.

>>710277
woe, looks good anyway.

>>710277
What you cooked, eat it all.

>>710277
Life's a learning experience, could have been worse.

>>710280
You should stream yourself speedrunning the old Dooms for us.

>>710276
You're why I didn't take any pictures.

>>710277
Nice bowls

Are any of you good at something?

>>710272
💕

>>710287
😡

>>710277
I like the presentation.

>>710283
I played a bit more Wolfenstein back then.

>>710279
It's very hard to find good recipes for vegitarian food because of vegan zoomers, and Japanese cuisine is increasingly mangled by the Chinese.
I should have used my book

>>710290
You should stream yourself speedrunning the old Dooms for us.

>>710291
Okonomiyaki is nice.

>>710291
I need to find sagittarian recipes.

>>710274
Wouldn't that be a similar amount of pizza calorie wise?

>>710295
Pizza doesn't come with a salad bar and you don't need to microwave it the following day

I wish Dan delivered goon.

>>710297
Sounds like an idea for a new business venture.

>>710293
Never liked it myself, it's a post war pigu.
>>710294
>sagittarian
What did he mean by this?

I miss the 2000s when ram raiding liquor stores was all the rage

>>710297
A crazy thought.

Terrible farts again.

>>710273
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z1ScuQojQ0w [Embed]

Watching people practice their traditions
Makes me sad I'll never take part in anything like this
tfw no extended family

Cup of tea, a piss, then back to work.
Bye for now noots.

>>710304
Take care neet and we see you on gravett island.

>>709871
Thank you!

Good morning and have a blessed day Neets, o7

>>710306
o7

sirs

>>710299
>post war pigu
no its not

i fare therefore i am

meow

im gonna count down from 10

10

7

2

1

blast off!

5

premature BUM RASH

>>710320
theres pills for that

in bed but i need to wipe my arse

I hope she posts tomorrow.