Back from the shops. In a very bad mood. Not enough food nor sleep.
Got some of those new noodles from Aldi. They said to cook them for two minutes in boiling water and it wasn't clear to me if that meant in the usual way or to continuously boil them for two minutes. I went with the former and everything was fine.
They are advertised as being spicy and are as safely spicy as you'd expect. I'm having them with beef mince, peas, onion, red kidney beans, cheese, tomato paste and garlic.