>be me >go to take a shit >sit on the throne for easily 20 minutes, and just can’t shit >can feel the turd pushing against the inside of my asshole >say fuck it and just take a shower >while in the shower I get an idea >soap up finger and stick it up my ass >feel something hard but not very big >get my finger behind it and pull it out of my ass, it hurts a little >suddenly I lose control of my bowels and a torrent of yellow-green liquid shit forces it’s way out of me >it burns > I drop to my hands and knees with my front half hanging over the edge of the tub >after a solid minute if shitting it ends >it takes me a few more to recover and stand up >shower as well as myself covered in liquid shit >I can only describe the smell as “sour” > turn shower up and hose myself down before stepping out to get some cleaner from under the sink
