>>22009
I like poo, diapers and my young family members. Pleased to meet you.

>>22009
He goes by many names. Geordie, poopcat, Stanko, Sploinky Yoinky Rivera, etc. This creature exists in multiple methodology sects.

>>22030
Oh... this story... is... uuuuuhhh...

>>22026
i've never been known as geordie, or poopcat, or stanko.
i've ONLY BEEN KNOWN AS:
>macker
>starruko
>woodyentgroup
>mittens
and nothing fucking else!
>>22009
Hey idiot OP, I'm NOT a half african mestizo at all. I AM AN ENGLISH AMERICAN ONLY RESIDING IN AMERICA.
I DO NOT LIKE SCAT AT ALL.
I HAVE NEVER DEVELOPED A FUCKING SCAT FETISH AT ALL AND THESE ATTENTION SEEKING NIGGERS ONLY CLAIM OTHERWISE, WITH NO SUPPORTED EVIDENCE. THEY ARE ALSO UNHEALTHILY OBSESSED WITH A MAN SMARTER THAN A PEDOPHILE (KLIM)

>fanbase
we aren't just a fanbase, we're a cult. we pray to yonkers every day and sacrifice cats in diapers in his honor

>>22036

>I've ONLY BEEN KNOWN AS:
So… WHO does he want to be known as TODAY? Let’s play along with his childish little Game!

➽ [●] Jordan Manuel Rivera, aka.

Yonkers / Meow Meow Kitty / Bell Cat / Woody / gwow19 / Macker Mellamental Relashni / Lil’ Macker / Starcat / Lil’ Dalla Mane / Woody Woodpecker / Evil Dark Lord / Scarfy / woodyentgroup / dvdcollection123 / dvdrocks / Jay Dane / Asriel / blandsupestar / GangsterWoody / Ralsei / Typical-Warrior / Starzy the Starcat / Geordie / Starruko / Mittens / Shmarty …

YES! There are the names he has actually called himself and has demanded everybody else call him, over these last few years… it’s clearly all just a childish game for him.

>English
Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, 18032, Kent, England, Great Britain
>scat
This is the guy who deliberately shat in his hand, licked the shit, and said it "tasted like some sort of pill".

LEST WE FORGET

🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out Autistic paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah… 🙄

>>22036

“The Yonkers Game!”

Oh yeah! It’s time to tune in to today's unmissable episode of "The Yonkers Game!"

Let's see what unexpected comical hi-jinx our host Yonkers/Poopcat has in store for us today, shall we? Yonkers/Poopcat is your Ringmaster, and runs his Game his way. It's always hilarious play-along fun-and-games on "The Yonkers Game!" , screening every day, right here. It’s great family entertainment.

✨ Today’s Episode #2,225 ✨

✨ View the Episode: https://youtube.com/shorts/G19sE36gASg

🎶🎵 Soundtrack to "The Yonkers Game": https://files.catbox.moe/vtmbdb.mp4 🎵🎶

Thanks, Poopcat!

>>22065
Y'know, I'm starting to think that maybe this Yonkers guy is not the full quid, y'know?

>>22036
The Geordee show series.
>>22080

>>22043
no you're an obsessive freak who should leave me alone. you've never prayed to anyone
>>22046
>>22047
STOP COPYPASTING AND ADMIT YOU'RE UNHEALTHILY OBSESSED! LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
>>22065
that isn't fucking OPPOSITE TALK THAT'S LITERAL FUCKING TRUTH. I DO NOT JACK OFF TO EXPOSED FECAL MATTER

>>22083
lol georide you like it hidden ay
shitted pants is your version of lingerie
you want a surprise when you peel it off
imagine the smell

>>22083

Here we can discuss implementing the Final Solution to the 'Klim Problem'

According to Yonkers ‘Official©®™ Canon Lore’, Klim is the reason why everything is wrong…

KLIM IS TO BLAME FOR ALL of it. THESE ARE THE CRIMES HE ADMITS HE IS GUILTY OF:

Jews Thailand Terrorists Putin Capitalism Racism Climate Change Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Pollution Hamas Niggers Brexit Clinton Volcanos Hacking Chemtrails Homosexuals North Korea Prolapse Hitler Hate USA Taliban Spies Nazis Gun Laws Mental Health Aliens Freedom Drugs Epstein Forest Fires Liberals Tooth Decay 9/11 Eggs Corona Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Micro Penis Fascism Plastics State-Sponsored Terrorism Vaccines GOP Assassination Greta Hostages AIDS Flatulence Ukraine Drought Organized Crime Furries Inflation Homeland Security Dandruff Afghanistan Computer Infrastructure Earthquakes KKK Moon Lizard People Service Disruption Holocene Extinction Fluoridation Trannies Israel Herpes Hate Crimes Epstein Island BLM Bad Breath The Death of QEII Abortion Stock Market WW2 The Price of Fuel Judgement Day Syphilis Healthcare Minimum Wage Heatwaves WW3 Unions Student Loans…

IT IS ALL KLIM’S FAULT!! What a complete CRIMINAL PEDO BASTARD!

Yonkers was RIGHT! Thank you, Poopcat!

---------------------------------------------------------
©®™ Poopcat Co. 20223
“Secret Squirrel Seen Shitting on Secret Starter Road”
ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩ 😏


🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah…

>>22083
Thanks for playing this game (You) invented, anon. It's always so much fun to see you take pointless shitposting so seriously.

>>22016
>Yonkers von Poopcat
I was already scared before, now I don't know what to think
>>22030
>Backs away slowly

>>22036
Oh. You actually replied. Ummm, you don't still draw furries, do you?

>>22100

When Yonkers von Poopcat speaks, you must listen and obey. Or suffer his stencherous wrath. This is Official©️®️™️ Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens Canon Lore.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

>>22109
I'm already very afraid

>>22111
Fear feeds Yonkers PDD Autistic screeching rage and hate.
Please tread wearily around him.
You have been so forewarned.

>>22100
Why the hell are you scared of someone being harassed.
Are you now realizing that Klim's a fucking evil creep?
>>22109
Man I really need you to kill yourself. You're very fucking persistently annoying
Nobody is suffering any wrath from you, no one is being afraid of me rightfully calling YOUR PEDO ASS out.
Please. Put a drill in your skull and die.
>>22111
Klim's really evil. He keeps obsessing over my face all the time too, even when I was a minor
>>22114
PDD Autistic screeching rage and hate does not exist, stop trying to hide your actions you sicko.

>>22191
i thought you wanted to forget the past
why you bringing it up bro
its almost as if you want to talk about your poopoo eating
or cammy beating
or mushrooming to the convo with a 15 yo girl

>>22193
NOT bringing up the past AND misintepreting it improves your health, you know? It's a lot more healthy to not mischaracterize it.

>>22236
>>22191
It sounds like Yonkers is 100% correct this time. We must all confess our deepest sorrow and repent for our crimes against him, repent and tuern a new more postive and encouraging leaf with him from now on.

Anyways... I thought you were not going to dwell on the past any more, anon? Were we all somehow mistaken about that? At least I don't copy/paste and repeat myself all the time.

It sounds like Yonkers is 100% correct this time. We must all confess our deepest sorrow and repent for our crimes against him, repent and tuern a new more postive and encouraging leaf with him from now on.

Anyways... I thought you were not going to dwell on the past any more, anon? Were we all somehow mistaken about that? At least I don't copy/paste and repeat myself all the time.

>>22236
lol i aint taking health advice from a fat poo eater who
>has a condition
that leads to piss jugs and feet mold

>>22093

Wow... just look at this confession of Klim's! He sure is a bad meanie monster!

>>22300
sorry sweetie i'm not a fat poop eater, and i dont have any condition???? what in FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I DONT EVEN PISS IN JUGS LOL

>>22638
Did you get cured of your piss bottle condition, anon? That's great news. Must be great knowing you're turning 5-yo now. Congratulations. No more wearing diapers for you now. You're a Big Boy now.

>>22713
>did you get cured of a condition you never even had
you mean a habit. no, i just stopped collecting pee bottles. i already know they smell like pee.
>turning 5-yo now
I'M NOT A CHILD YOU FUCKING PEODPHILE.

>>22719
Why were you even collecting pee bottles to begin with?

>>22719
>habit of collecting pee bottles
Gees anon... that's not something you should be proud to boast of...

>5-yo
That's your minds' age, dum dum.

>>22739
You're a fucking creep
>proud to boa-
I was not boasting.
>>22729
Why would you care? You'd do the same thing if you got tired of getting up and using the toilet each time.

>>22745
> got tired of getting up and using the toilet each time

Gees anon... that is not something you should be proud to admit to and boast of, either...

>>22638
>i'm not a fat poop eater
picrel
>i dont have any condition
idk where the i have a condition screenshot is but someone got it im sure
it looks like its from a livestream and you answering why you got a piss closet
> I DONT EVEN PISS IN JUGS LOL
no now that cammy dead and you moved into her room you prolly just piss the bed

>>22751
>>22751
>>22751
It's amazing that he thinks:
>I'm fat, lazy and unhygienic, so this is the obvious course of action
is a good counterargument.

>>22812
Looks like anon is proud to admit and boast that he is a fat lazy fucker!

https://rb.gy/80actj

>>22820
That's not admitting nor boasting. I'm not a "fat lazy fucker".

>>22825
Repeating yourself to cope with your shitty errors is not helping you any further. It just declines your health

>>22855
>shitty errors
Eating shit and telling the world about it is an error.
Collecting diaper fetish porn of minor cartoon animals shitting their pants is an error.

Good morning, Jordan. What do you want to whinge and whine about today? Did someone hurt your fee-fees somehow? Pleasel let us know - whatever it may be. For surely here no one here will care but to laugh at you.

>>22878
He said sexual stuff at me when I was a minor, that's an unforgivable error.
>calling cartoons minors
Delusional.
>shitting their pa-
Just because they draw the diaper big doesnt mean they'd draw messy alts
>>22938
It's not Ew at all. Better than your pedo face

>>22943
>forgetting the law every time it's convenient
Delusional.
https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?hl=false&edition=prelim&path=%2Fprelim%40title18%2Fpart1%2Fchapter71&req=granuleid%3AUSC-prelim-title18-section1466A
>including a drawing, cartoon, sculpture, or painting
>It is not a required element of any offense under this section that the minor depicted actually exist.

>>22942
Calling you out for your disgusting actions to minors is NOT "whinging or whining".
It's reminding people how sick and twisted you are.
>no one here will care
I wish they would. So people can get you off the internet for good.
And so this board can rot, too.

>>22975
This board will never rot while you feed it new content daily. You are the reason it exists and you like to keep it running.

This board *will* die eventually.

You cannot just grow attached to this BORING board forever, you know?

>>22953
Sexualizing real teenagers/children is not humor.
That's legit csem behavior

>>23044
>csem
That's a term that only an active practising paedophile would know about anon...

>>23044
When you're too PDD autistic to understand how jokes work, yes.
Are you too PDD autistic to understand how jokes work?

>>23043
>i dont understand why the fire i keep fuelling wont go out
lol geordie
hitting the big 2 0 didnt make you any less retarded ay lol

>>23051
>only an act-
No, moron.
it's what normal people use to refer to material about identifiable, real children being hurt.. god you're an imbecile.
>>23058
Your "PDD" excuse language has nothing to do with this, and neither do I. I do not have that fake disorder you make up.
None of these facts or post is characterized by "any delay",
i've looked this shit up and checking my posts - there is none.
>to understand how jo-
To joke about something is to not used a child incapable of consenting to an adult or whatever red flag that is cosidered grooming.
Grooming is not a joke.
Calling a photo of a child from mother and father ANY inappropriate name is not a joke, NOR something to be joked about.
If you still see nothing wrong in me being abused from when I was younger or even any year, then by all means you're a sociopath, and a psycho.
>>23060
Just you wait. You *will* grow out of this boring hellhole.
I mean, who the fuck would ever like this board.
No one that's a sane or normal person.
No one who thinks harassment is bad by default.

>i've looked this shit up
Geordie at it again.

>>23062
You don't see it because you have PDD.
>Grooming is not a joke.
When you are too PDD to understand adult jokes.

>>23062
We all adore Our Boi Geordie's beautifully personified love language for his b/f Klimmy.
Look how he adores him.
Why else would he keep coming back here to keep talking to him? it must be love.
Or stalking...

>>23062
lol geordie lets make a deal
i will grow out of this board when you grow out of shit like bluey
you first