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Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"

Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)



➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.

➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #’s14 & 20).

➽ Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in “Opposite Land”; Objective: Draw attention to myself.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44)

Continued… 2/2
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Since Macker believes "fursonas dont represent real people" and thinks it's okay to draw porn of fursonas(representing real people) without their consent.

let's use this thread to post gore art/edits of HIS fursona, also without his consent, because "fursonas don't represent real people". And if Macker complains, he's a hypocrite.
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Bro, is Macker literally commenting on his own thread?

That is SO fucking pathetic, oh my God.

(If you're wondering how I got here, Macker sent me a link to this board during a heated argument. If he's gonna claim I'm "stalking" him, then he can fuck off)
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AMA

[no geordie zone]

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LOGO Thread

CELEBRATE THE GIFTED LOGOS CREATED BY OUR BOI GEORDIE

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sage

i'm ending the bastard that tried to steal my fuckint character!!! god i wish i could report them
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new account lol

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"RUNKEN" var på pälsarkonvent, jag har beställt något han gillar från Tyskland som han kommer få i brevlådan!
Jävla pervo!

HAIL SATAN!
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Mechabeastgregar7 from DA kinda sucks

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What did Yonkers do with the feces that were mailed to him?

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Macker loves eating shit
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making a doc guide about geordie's history

i need a lot of help doing research for the history and all the events that happened alongside it, because i am not subjecting myself to going through tons of /bant/ or /b/ thread
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3

heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv_iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing
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Btw my fellow anonymous chans, if you guys had found mittens diaper usage art, please put it on my reply, just to see this shit for fun, I would glady love to see this bad art lmfao

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Got this from mordy himself before I blocked him
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Jordan

I am very disappointed in you, Jordan. You know who this is. They showed me and taught me step by step to post here. You are in so much trouble. Making lots of people upset on many different places. If you want to own up to this face to face with me, I might consider it. I think a complete blocking of allowing you on the internet for a week might be right for now.
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sage

Holy shit, just delete this board.

Also I thought Thyla was gone? Isn't she on a list?
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geordie discord retardation pt.2

yonkers is off his meds again

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JOvmAj-o8mY [Embed]

For anyone wondering; the server this happened is in the description of the youtube video.

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AI ART THREAD 2 ELECTRIC PZOO

look like >>5552 hit its bump limit
and its june
that means its the month when you have to make your choice again
>lgbtpzds pride
>or keep it inside
pics related

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Poop Licking

A quick question to confirm:

WHO'S POOP DID JORDAN LICK?

Did he lick his OWN poop?

If not... was it someone else's' poop? If so, the ramifications of such a concept are simply horrifically staggering.

We all know that Jordan has acknowledged as a fact that he licked poop and that it tasted like a pill. That goes without saying.

The question that needs confirmation is: WHO'S poop did he lick?

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I don't give a fuck about this shit, all I wanted to see you get off the internet and get a fucking life you blonde cat mother fucker, but noOoOoOo, you have to go on this board and talk shit to anonymous people (which you most likely to fall hard) we fucking knew about your sick things you did macker, I hope you enjoy being like that

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>she said this
wow
rude malaysian service, eh?

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Tenets of Klim

-Before existence there was Klim.

-Klim is within the , Macker and the Holy Pamp.

-Though the Holy Pamp, the made /baaa/.

-Carmen mother of Klim bore Macker in human form "Jordan"

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Willy discovers his prostate

March 8 1880
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Hey because some ex-friends or randos got in here.
I'm going to share this document which is (probably) a little incomplwte but will be updated over time
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18eLJ4-uDVMhsr1MslNIV4dPQDxWTBF9rzJctITOZXk0/edit#
This is a list of things that Klim did/currently does
Be warned about the person you accidentally reply to. He is a 80 year old man who saved my photos like a creep, both real pics... with drawings I did
lol

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L
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Did you know that mittens almost groomed Jacob the mudkip?!?!?! (real or not fake)
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ㅤ.
breatk

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LIGHT OURPLE MUDKIP RUNNING AWAY FROM MACKER HIMSELF FROM [manipulating] SHIT STUFF

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/baaa2/

Klim vs green gun
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>>25148
You can't say that. That's bad. You hurt my fee-fees. I am now sad, you big meanie monster.
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what is the craziest thing jordan has ever done

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Never you mind me just saving scraps from my thread on 9
>connection failed
Epic.

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Yonkers sighting on /bant/ #3
https://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/19862251
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Jordan what happened to your Infiniteboards.top board?

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revolutions

Neat books from archive .org, the Internet Archive. From some Paladin Press books collection section of theirs, I think.

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>it tasted like a pill o algo

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my drunk dad beats me

:(
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ughhhh why's enterwebs gone again

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i miss her like u wouldnt believe
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Does anyone have the videos from the cuhcord?

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Wat u tipe in camputor?

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lainbees archive

get it?

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Notice of NSA Activity

Notice of NSA Activity
Reference Number: 934R-579j
Date: 01/02/2024

Location: 302 Walnut Street, Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, 18032, USA
ISP (PA): xxx.x.xxx.xxx *(NB. Classified for Public Notices)
User Static IP: xx.xx.xx.xxx *(NB. Classified for Public Notices)
Date of Log Event: (month/day/year) 01/01/2024
EST (GMT-5) : 0342

Entry: “ I wish I could prove to those fucking trolls I am not a pedo, but I wish I hadn't posted that stupid shit when I was younger. Fuck I was so stupid then. I am not like that any more. I know I will defeat (xxxx) in my Game this year. Fuck him. ”

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Yonkers sighting on /bant/ #2

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Lovin' It

Latest Masterpieces

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geordie update thread #3: fourth reich edition

for the past few days on /b/, a friend of scetic's with some kind of anime nazi fetish, similar to the fcf, has been trying to befriend geordie and convince him to draw his characters in nazi uniforms, hence the mental breakdown threads he made earlier. (>>19730, >>19689). along with that, scetic also drew more art of mittens.
geordie has been far more active on there since this started, so i think now is probably the best time to start up a new thread since more is bound to happen
archives of previous thread: https://archive.ph/YSCud https://archive.is/IWLtT
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How can you not put up with Klim, the utter damn pedo and art theft fag? He's actually very annoying and will not stop contacting me. What's worse is that he's' been doing this for... three years.
THREE. FUCKING. YEARS.
The reasons I give/speculate for his ongoing behavior is already listed.
I've told him why I don't want to talk to him or have him harassing/following me ANYWHERE no matter the amount of place online.

He's a really misbehaved cunt. And you guys think that's okay? Okay, another reason to want this board shut down.

And another thing, he still goes after me even when I'm not in any of these boards. Fuck.
It doesn't even serve any purpose besides being used for shitty literal-who books that NO ONE will read.

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A message is mandatory.

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Yonkers sighting on /bant/

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Poopcat deleted all his deviantart accounts because he's a coward. Pathetic.

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This is a fucking joke. Don't stop trolling.

Anyway, welcome to /baaa2/, the board at least predating to 2019, made originally for whenever I got banned on 4chan, even for being allegedly underage. Which was evident in 2021, too.
But I'm 19 years old and I'm gonna say something about this board.
This is a board made for original creations, obviously.
Original anims, test animations, even original characters and other original concepts thru the LTN Project.
That's right, I have a project. Even though it is rough doing everything buy yourself sometimes, I can still manage to keep it running and fast too. As of July + August, I have already decided my branding for the LTN logo as well as its fonts. And of course, a new Macker logo early in the month.

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the truth is we are tired, we have been putting up with this for many years and no one listens to us if we decide to stop the abuse, because we fat people also deserve respect and we also deserve the right to have our peace, since 2021 they bother us in kricket tournaments because of our weight and our disorders.

We have been living in Argentina for a long time because we got tired of the abuse and decided to leave our past behind and live a full life again.

We come from Mexico to Argentina, from the mistreatment we were given in our native country, then we will tell you about our experience:

In 2021 we met a group of guys at our kricket club then everything was going well, we were very friends and then things turned a little suspicious....

They sold us a nice friendship but they started showing a racist behavior towards us and started bullying us, at first they started cutting papers in the shape of pigs making allegory to our weight and they threw it at us when they entered the living room and also shouted "fat pigs", fat people also have rights and deserve to be defamed for our physique.

Our dream was always to aspire to be like our great idol Virat Kohli because since childhood he was always our inspiration to fight despite all the teasing and adversities and continue with our day to day.


One day we went to lunch and we neglected our kricket sticks in the locker room, having lunch we heard a loud noise that was coming from the bathroom, we ran to see what was happening and we got to the bathroom and when we got tired there was water on our feet and fecal matter coming out of the toilet, when we noticed what had caused this we saw our kricket sticks in half covering the bathrooms obstructing the duct and we were horrified, the managers were behind us being as horrified as we, they thought that we were the ones who had caused all this, and without the possibility of objecting, they expelled us for two weeks.

then we were all normal until a new member came to the group of our bullyings: Macarena

At first we did not understand why out of the blue she was good to us knowing that her group was the one who harassed and harassed us all the time, as time passed we started to give her more confidence and she was a very sweet girl.

One day we went to take a bath with her in the club locker room without waiting for the terrible future that awaited us, because when we took a bath we did not realize that she was recording us, but when she finished she left quickly something that we did not understand but we left it there, until one day a blond boy whose name was Lisandro sent us a message saying that we had been recorded naked bathing and the boy made fun of us and began to denigrate our image, we did not understand who he was until we remembered Macarena, when she went to claim where she was with her group, she played dumb and started crying because she thought we were going to hit her and the coordinators believed her.

they kicked us out, fed up with all the problems we had been carrying.


After all these mistreatment and insults we have decided to put an end to all our dreams and hopes of being like our idol Virat Kohli.

As our experience we know that there may be several similar ones out there so we want to make visible the racism and homophobia that is lived in Argentina and many countries, homophobia is also a disease that produces hatred to the masses and ends with the dream of many young people who want to be them and follow a bright future that is often extinguished by their family and peers.

That's why we want to give back to all those who destroyed our dreams of being like Virat Kohli, we will expose all those who deprived us of our dreams of being like our example to follow.

Milagros Gonzalez, Naiara Delgado, Camila Reyna, Marcelo Castro, Matias de Clerqc, Heredia Kevin, Geraldin Hermosi, Aquiles Miller

+54 9 236 469-3347
+54 9 236 439-1483
+351 875-2252
+54 91144170968
+54 9 351 555-8364
+5493512127686

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Jordan Manuel Rivera is only days away from being 20 years old and he's still a fat NEET creeping on adolescent furries, chugging gatorade, and pissing in bottles.

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Did 'El Demonio que Come Caca' get a job yet?

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Poop Planet 'X'

Who remembers Yonkers's so-called "Poop Planet 'X'", from about 3 years ago? We think it was some extension of his "Watnai" country thing.

Does anyone have any surviving images of his Planet X?

Unfortunately, all of mine were deleted upon first hearing "The Carmen Stream"*, and I foolishly felt pity and sorry for Jordan and his condition and situation. I [stupidly] assumed he would stop coming online to sites where he was not welcome.

I was wrong, huh?

So... any images and/or details about his "Planet 'X'" would be appreciated.

At a guess, he abandoned the whole planet as he did the whole country of 'Watnai' and left them to their fate.

*
https://archive.org/details/carmenonstream (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
OR ~
Carmen Stream : https://youtube.com/watch?v=6VRXOwgapBQ [Embed] (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
(The part at 32:30 is straight from a horror movie with the creepy green lighting and Jordan pathetically whimpering and slowly crawling up the stairs to his attic).

Thanks.
Mr. Snuggles
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>>13247
Actually, it's a very good likeness.
Geordie can jerk his button mushroom to that happily now.

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Anything

Hmm... what will this board be about?

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This is so true and I say it all the time.

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it look like geordie really want to talk with his boy spacey
so this a thread for you bro
>fuck off i'm into a lot more pokemon than just pikachu and sylveon.
>When have you assumed I "only" liked anthro?
lol bro
>ackshually i want to fuck all the animals
aint a good comeback
>you retard,
grouphome projection
>have you ever heard of furfaggot bullshit
no thx i dont fuck dogs
>none of my interests include a fucking real animal in the mix.
opposite talk
>You're a moron if you think lucca liked any cub porn.
lol ye you right bro
the tranny who saying drawings is fine is definitely not a pedo just because he using the same argument that lolicon lovers do
that would be crazy right
>there's a thing called fiction and no one is GETTING HARMED FROM IT.
loli argument
go away pedo

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Why is the coprophagia cat so bad at drawing?

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=J9CDnqeUzMU [Embed]
O_o
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what's up with jordan and shmorky?

what's gotten into him?

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Heretic Triggered

Looks like the man-child Heretic got massively triggered, and he simply was incapable of answering as a mature adult.
Here's your chance, Jordan.
Share your Biblical, Theological and Philosophical Wisdom with us all.
Correct us, please?

-------

>>22180
>ive obviously never fucking sinned.

Uh oh... Yonkers just committed HERESY! YONKERS IS GUILTY OF THE HERESY OF PELAGIANISM

“ If "sin" could not be avoided it could not be considered sin. In Pelagius' view, the doctrine of original sin placed too little emphasis on the human capacity for self-improvement, leading either to despair or to reliance on forgiveness without responsibility. He also argued that many young Christians were comforted with false security about their salvation leading them to relax their Christian practice. ”

Pelagianism was decisively condemned as heretical at the Council of Carthage in 418 AD.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelagianism#Free_will_and_original_sin

HERETICS ARE CUT OFF AND EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH AND THUS CONDEMNED TO HELL... POOPCAT WILL THUS BE IN HELL TOGETHER WITH KLIM – how Ironic!

Sinless Perfectionism is Unbiblical, Yonkers!
“The Bible... says that ‘If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us’ (1 John 1:8).”
Read about your sin, Yonkers: https://au.thegospelcoalition.org/article/godly-heresy-sinless-perfectionism/

"If I am saved and all of my sins are forgiven, why not continue to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/forgiven-why-not-sin.html

"Is eternal security a “license” to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/license-sin.html

YONKERS IS FUCKED ETERNALLY BY HIS OWN ADMISSION!

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Guess Who?

https://inkbunny.net/merka1arts

"merkakol" / "merka1arts"

Remember what 'he" said: "I do not draw diapers".

Interesting... fascinating...

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Total Yonkers death. Kill Yonkers.
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disc

what is your discord yonkers? i want to have a talk to you

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marge, what is this page about?

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IT'S FINALLY OFFICIAL

IT'S OVER. IT'S FINALLY OVER

Fucking oh yes at last! It's official! No more Yonkers/Klim bullshit! The verdict is in!
Not a larp. This is authentic and real. Fuck the haters.
Now we can bring some sanity back to our threads. Fuck those guys.

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the coming revolution

pdf downloads from places like archive.org, the "Internet Archive" under something like Paladin Press books

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Mehehehe! Pamp thread! ^^

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tho

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Who in the living fuck is "Yonkers"

Why does this random half-african-american mestizo (who apparently loves poop?!?) have an entire fanbase/board dedicated to him? I'm scared
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Is Autism a mental illness?

The title says it all. Is Autism a mental illness?
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Never forget.
The day that 9chan (and baaa2) existed.
But also never forget that Klim tried to hit on me... eventually admitting that he called me "so hot", even going as far as to use my face for AI generation pictures. Mind you I was 16 during this timeline, and half those images were from 14/15.

https://archive.is/QgIbG

The rest of the thread sorta went into other topics before suddenly "irrelevant", and klim being a total doofus at once.

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Does anyone have Yonkers Discord by any chance?

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Autism server

6ZdX6UhU

Hiii this is a discord server for mentally regarded and autism people. We are very suportive and loveing. Please consider joining, we have over 200 text channels for all autism stims. racism is ok. hope to see you there!! lol

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Brotox perception drift cult

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Entertainment Thread 5
whatever happens happens.

Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.

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and to the person who still uses my email for funny business
piss off

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Do you think that Yonkers will regret his decisions when he is burning in eternal hellfire for being a PZDS?

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Mhh-hmm-hmm
Yeah, yeah
Coaly Jakker
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
Oh, what's becoming of me?
Ride the nigger
You can suck his cock but you know he's black
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
Gotta get away
Coaly Jakker, yeah
GYATT!
Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
Something is coming for you, look out!
'P on the 'loggy
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
Oh, we will goon all night
Gotta get away
Get away
Between the 4cuck lies
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
The sharty never dies
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say
Coaly Jakker
You're the gemerald of the day
No need to say HWABAG
Jump, jump
Jump on the nigger
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
That's why we need TND, yeah!
Coaly Jakker
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
Ride the nigger
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
Gotta get away, get away
Gotta get away, get away, yeah
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
You're the one who's coal
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
Oh, Coaly Jakker
Yeah, alright
Get away, get away, get away
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
Oh, Coaly Jakker
Mhh-hmm-hmm

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/baaa2/

WE ARE BACK, BABY!
https://endchan.net/baaa2/

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shemmy win

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the "who let him back on 4chan" thread seems to have reached bump limit, so i'll use this thread for geordie updates now
archive of previous thread in case it dies: https://archive.is/ACAcs
updates: /b/ anons created a new /bant/ thread in hopes of getting him to fuck off. scetic spotted on /wsr/ asking for people to give him requests for yael, yoinkass is not pleased.
https://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/16914143
https://boards.4channel.org/wsr/thread/1295069#p1295856

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Remember when Geordie kept getting angry about this girl on /bant/?

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He's BACK

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Imagine bashing this old cunt’s face in, slitting his veins open and letting his blood slowly drain while he screams in agony. I want to stomp on this past busking kike’s nose. It would be so satisfying hearing his brittle bones snap with minimal effort. I want to hot press a Juden symbol on this cunts massive forehead he’s trying to hide. I want to cut off his tiny ED dick and force feed him it

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A: Dense and lumpy. Drink with dates.....
/BAAA/: Like 3%, tastes like breast milk.
C: Skim milk-like texture and taste like popcorn butter.
D: Watery, Mealy flavor.

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YONKERS!!! THIS ARTIST ASKS YOU TO DRAW HIS CHARACTER EATING POOPIES! ALSO EVERYONE HE FOLLOWS IS A BIG FAN OF YOU! YOU FINALL DID IT! REAL ONLINE FANDOM OF YOURS! https://twitter.com/Zenovi8/

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I will start with 2 files of the I Ching.
Open

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/dox/ board

Feel free to visit the /dox/ board.

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Entertainment Thread 4

Movies, music, news, autism.

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The Yonkers Game

It's time for today's Thanksgiving Episode of...

"The Yonkers Game!"

Your Question for Over 9000 points: "What did Yonkers do with/to their family Thanksgiving Turkey this year?"

Shat on it on the family dining room table.

Shat inside it before it went in the oven.

Didn't think he got enough of a serving, so shat in his hands and flung it around at the family sitting around the family dining table.

Smeared his poop on the family plates just before the Thanksgiving meal was served.

Tried to rape the Turkey as it sat on the family dining table.

Contributed his Original Recipe for Poop-Stuffing.

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Yonkers' Unforgettable Highlights

Yonkers' Unforgettable Highlights

NEVER FORGET

JORDAN MANUEL RIVERA aka. Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens/Megan/Geordie etc.

(NB. Please add to this list as you recall – thanks).

(*) Jordan Manuel Rivera is a fat delusional Mexican mentally-retarded “Special-Needs” house-bound forever-alone (now-19yo) ChrisChan lolcow, with a diagnosed PDD mind of a pre-schooler, who lives in his own imaginary fantasy world (ie. he does not co-operate with reality, and demands everyone to believe his magical world and ‘friends’ are real), with zero social-skills, and honestly believes he does nothing wrong (ie. no concept of consequences), and will disagree with anyone about anything he either does not understand or does not want to know about (he must be seen as 'right' in everything, and blames everyone else for his own failings), and who is in total denial about it all.
PROOF (Source: from his own mother, Carmen Bautista, January 2022):
https://archive.org/details/carmenonstream (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
OR ~
Carmen Stream : https://youtube.com/watch?v=6VRXOwgapBQ [Embed] (MP4 video; 01:29:16)
(The part at 32:30 is straight from a horror movie with the creepy green lighting and Jordan pathetically whimpering and slowly crawling up the stairs to his attic).

(*) His PDD prevents him from understanding that he has PDD and how it negatively affects him.

(*) Continues to deny he has PDD, as his mother publicly admitted. ie. He calls his own mother a liar.

(*) Admitted he licked his own poop and said it tasted like some sort of pill.

(*) His indescribably-awful and incompetent childish drawings ("Artism").

(*) Diaper Fetish.

(*) Doxxed himself and his family.

(*) Takes and posts creepshots of his own mother.

(*) The Piss Closet.

(*) The ultimate Lolcow.

(*) Is abusive, violent, angry, hostile, aggressive, negative, racially abusive, inhospitable. Shows hatred; "KYS"; Fuck off and die" etc. Yell; Flip out; screaming etc.

(*) Cannot discern his fantasy world from reality; Creates imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds; insists they are real.

(*) Posted his own penis/genitalia/ass without being prompted (not once but TWICE+), then blamed someone else made him do it. Note: he did this when he was underage, therefore he posted CP in public.

(*) Caught masturbating on a chat thread TWICE.

(*) Makes ridiculously unverifiable claims: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”; “I am god”, etc.

(*) Makes shit up as he goes, including his ‘Canon Lore’.

(*) Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans/goals/aims, therefore never finishes anything he announces; blames others for this. ie. "Nothing Go!", "Jampacked", "LoleTV" etc.

(*) Pathological Lying.

(*) Admitted his alleged 'companies, corporations and businesses' are fake, fanmade and dreams; in other words: they do not exist, although he spent years attempting to convince people they were real.

(*) Doesn't detect sarcasm. Doesn’t understand irony. Doesn't ‘get’ parody. Satire is beyond his comprehension. Takes things literally. Does not recognise criticism, mockery, or insults for what they are. ie. classic signs of high-stream Autism.

(*) Cannot control himself from responding/replying to obvious stupid moronic shitposting troll bait, as if it is serious.

(*) Continual changing of online identity.

(*) He ridiculously claims someone else ‘Brainwashed and Groomed him against his Will’ as an escape clause.

(*) Refuses to listen and/or learn/take advice.

(*) Project onto others what he perceives to be his own failings, faults, flaws, weaknesses, inconsistencies, deficiencies, and shortcomings; reflect onto others the blame for things he perceives to be negative characteristics about himself. "My perception of you is a reflection of me". ie. "You am I". He knows that deep inside his very essence what he is, and no amount of hiding behind PDD can change that.

Continued...

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True power is having such a strong hold over a man's psyche that he hallucinates your presence.

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Do persons without autism watch programmes about autism and wonder what the disability is?

Do persons without autism watch programmes about autism and wonder what the disability is?

I recall watching the series Employable Me and wondering how autism constitutes a disability, because the stars with autism seem not disabled in anyway.

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