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Jordan
I am very disappointed in you, Jordan. You know who this is. They showed me and taught me step by step to post here. You are in so much trouble. Making lots of people upset on many different places. If you want to own up to this face to face with me, I might consider it. I think a complete blocking of allowing you on the internet for a week might be right for now.
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This is so true and I say it all the time.
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Did 'El Demonio que Come Caca' get a job yet?
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Jordan Manuel Rivera is only days away from being 20 years old and he's still a fat NEET creeping on adolescent furries, chugging gatorade, and pissing in bottles.
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Shit Geordie Says
Post all his inspirational screencaps.
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Yonkers sighting on /bant/ #2
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Mycket skrämmande - Furries med sataniska symboler nära skola!
De uppehåller sig i närheten av Sacramento Countys grundskola,
säger föräldrar!
Föräldrar i ett samhälle i Sacramento County är påberedskap efter vad de säger är djurutklädda individer – så kallade furries.
– prydda med sataniska symboler som anländer till en park bredvid en grundskola när barn kommer ut.
En lugn eftermiddag i Antelopes Firestone Park sa Kris Williams att det är runt slutet av skolan att problemen börjar.
"Hela den här veckan har jag gett upp allt jag måste göra," sa Williams.
— Rektorn kom inte tillbaka till mig och andra föräldrar.
Den senaste veckan har furries anlänt till Firestone Park, som
ligger bredvid Olive Grove Elementary School.
"De skapar problem, gör sina TikTok-videor, filmar argument
från föräldrar som inte vill ha dem här," sa Williams.
Williams var oroad över osäkerheten kring individernas
specifika identiteter.
"De har de sataniska pentagrammen och det faktum att vi
inte vet vilka de är,"
sa han.
Hans oro förstärktes ytterligare när han visades en suggestiv
TikTok från en av de djurutklädda personerna.
Williams sa att videon är av en djurutklädd person som
skjuter upp ett rum och vänder vapnet mot sig själv.
En annan förälder som ville vara anonym uttryckte oro över att de
djurutklädda individerna anlände under en tid på dagen då de flesta
små barn var ute i parken.
Dry Creek Elementary School District sa i ett uttalande.
"Vi är medvetna om att de djurutklädda individerna,
vanligen kallade furries, har setts i parker nära två av våra skolor",
och "furriesna bryter inte mot några lagar genom att
vara utklädda i en offentlig park.
Dessa parker är inte en del av skolans område."
Torsdag eftermiddag sågs en på campus och polis tillkallades.
Individen utklädd till ett djur lämnade campus men kunde senare
ses på andra sidan parken.
Williams upprepade oro från andra föräldrar som CBS13 pratade med.
"Jag förstår att det tekniskt sett inte finns några lagar som bryts,
men det är alarmerande att se videon och känna
till saker och ting", sa han.
Sacramento County Sheriff's Office sa att de inte har fått några
samtal om service i närheten av Firestone Park,
men Dry Creek Elementary School District sa att deras
resurstjänstemän är kontrakterade
genom avdelningen.
Furries är allt annat än normalt och friskt och
inget som ska tolereras i ett sunt och kristet samhälle!
säger föräldrar!
Föräldrar i ett samhälle i Sacramento County är påberedskap efter vad de säger är djurutklädda individer – så kallade furries.
– prydda med sataniska symboler som anländer till en park bredvid en grundskola när barn kommer ut.
En lugn eftermiddag i Antelopes Firestone Park sa Kris Williams att det är runt slutet av skolan att problemen börjar.
"Hela den här veckan har jag gett upp allt jag måste göra," sa Williams.
— Rektorn kom inte tillbaka till mig och andra föräldrar.
Den senaste veckan har furries anlänt till Firestone Park, som
ligger bredvid Olive Grove Elementary School.
"De skapar problem, gör sina TikTok-videor, filmar argument
från föräldrar som inte vill ha dem här," sa Williams.
Williams var oroad över osäkerheten kring individernas
specifika identiteter.
"De har de sataniska pentagrammen och det faktum att vi
inte vet vilka de är,"
sa han.
Hans oro förstärktes ytterligare när han visades en suggestiv
TikTok från en av de djurutklädda personerna.
Williams sa att videon är av en djurutklädd person som
skjuter upp ett rum och vänder vapnet mot sig själv.
En annan förälder som ville vara anonym uttryckte oro över att de
djurutklädda individerna anlände under en tid på dagen då de flesta
små barn var ute i parken.
Dry Creek Elementary School District sa i ett uttalande.
"Vi är medvetna om att de djurutklädda individerna,
vanligen kallade furries, har setts i parker nära två av våra skolor",
och "furriesna bryter inte mot några lagar genom att
vara utklädda i en offentlig park.
Dessa parker är inte en del av skolans område."
Torsdag eftermiddag sågs en på campus och polis tillkallades.
Individen utklädd till ett djur lämnade campus men kunde senare
ses på andra sidan parken.
Williams upprepade oro från andra föräldrar som CBS13 pratade med.
"Jag förstår att det tekniskt sett inte finns några lagar som bryts,
men det är alarmerande att se videon och känna
till saker och ting", sa han.
Sacramento County Sheriff's Office sa att de inte har fått några
samtal om service i närheten av Firestone Park,
men Dry Creek Elementary School District sa att deras
resurstjänstemän är kontrakterade
genom avdelningen.
Furries är allt annat än normalt och friskt och
inget som ska tolereras i ett sunt och kristet samhälle!
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i'm finally going to get around to uploading all of geordie's 2021 streams i could find to archive.org. issue is, some of the catbox links for the streams have since 404'd, so a lot of them remain lost, including the first stream featuring fig. i thought i had that one saved already but i can't find it on any of my hard drives, so i'm hoping that maybe someone else has that one or any of the other ones i can't find saved. i'm also planning on uploading all of the cuhcord videos i have saved soon as well
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Question Time!
This thread >>28607 has hit its limit, so it seems like a good a time as any for a new thread where all the questions Jordan has trouble answering can be posted. Here are the ones I've noticed give him difficulties so far:
How many minors are you in contact with?
Why are you in contact with all those minors, Jordan?
Did you ERP with Cooper in private?
What's the tax code for your supposed business?
What are the results of your IQ test?
How many minors are you in contact with?
Why are you in contact with all those minors, Jordan?
Did you ERP with Cooper in private?
What's the tax code for your supposed business?
What are the results of your IQ test?
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>>31630
Shut the hell up, it was not no fucking hackers from Mexico, you dumb fuck, I know it was fucking you who editted Mittens' arts to add literal shit in it, Klim...
Shut the hell up, it was not no fucking hackers from Mexico, you dumb fuck, I know it was fucking you who editted Mittens' arts to add literal shit in it, Klim...
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What did Geordie mean by this.
>Not to mention, the actual picture IS the original, and the anon traced it last year, retard... the original just has me at the basement (during the time where the feet pic were weirdly taken), at the shower.. completely nude. Not showing penis, but still inappropriate. That was when people wanted to ask who the fuck was Yonkers.
>the original just has me at the basement (during the time where the feet pic were weirdly taken), at the shower..
>the original just has me at the basement
>the original just has me at the basement (during the time where the feet pic were weirdly taken), at the shower..
>the original just has me at the basement
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Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today I found a website called "4chan". I made a thread on the International/Random board where I told people to give me attention, with a picture of my face attached to it. I didn't get many replies, though I feel like I should keep trying. Perhaps I could finally make a name for myself, maybe people will finally care about my art. Maybe they'll stop asking me to "make porn for them" and just think I'm awesome.
Excerpt from Poopcat's Diary:
Today, a girl named Fig joined my livestream and we had a chat about the trolls. I didn't pay much attention to the advice she was giving though, I was just lost in her voice. It was so beautiful, so…blissful. We've since drifted apart though, and I wish I could go back and revisit that day and embrace all the joy and love in it that I did then, when I was young and foolish. I love her so much, and I miss her too. I'll always love her. She was so kind, so polite, so.. beautiful. (Did I say that out loud?) This, today, is a week where I've had to go back and live with the consequences of my actions. The consequences of becoming obsessed with someone. I'm a stranger now, to this girl who I made a promise to in life. I just wanted to go back and hug her in person and say 'I'm so, so sorry.'
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today, my only friend, and possibly my future wife, Fig, blocked me on Discord just because of some stupid framing anon. I don't know what to do, I feel horrible. Everyone keeps saying this is MY fault. I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to understand the real reason. I really don't know, and I don't know what to do. She was the only person there for me that wasn't a troll, and now she's gone. I just wish we'd at least had the chance to make it work. What if we don't get the chance. I don't want to wake up. I bet there are a dozen other jerks talking to her on Discord that haven't been blocked yet, and yet she blocked ME. JUST FOR DEFENDING HER. She's probably planning to never talk to me again, I bet. She probably wants me to die alone, and I don't know how to do that anymore. How can she want me to die alone? I need her. I'm so confused.
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Klim is being so FUCKING ANNOYING. ALL HE DOES IS COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STUPID THING AND TALK ABOUT HIS "KID SISTER" SUCKING HIS DICK AGAIN. THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE. MY MOM JOKED THAT KLIM IS MY DAD. HUH? SHE'S ALWAYS SO WEIRD, SHE KEEPS POSTING ABOUT SPACEMAN AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HER FOR IT. SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD. WHAT A FUCKING MOTHER. I WISH THE SOPHIA CAT MOTHER WAS MY REAL MOTHER INSTEAD OF HER, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
I know this sounds weird, but I think I might be in love with Klim (I know, it's weird).
I mean sure, I have my eyes set on Mittens and Sophia... but Klim... * sigh *.
I haven't felt this way about anyone since Fig. I don't know what it is about Klim, maybe it's because he's so much more human than the others.
He's so funny, cute, and smart... and him being old makes him better than the rest, he acts mature, unlike them. (oh Fig. Ugh).
I love Klim so much!
I want to keep him forever (haha, or as long as he'll let me)!
I just wish he could understand that I'm not like the other "lolcows", I'm not as stupid and dumber as the others are!
I mean, come on, even Mittens admits I'm smarter than everyone else. So how come Klim can't see it?
Today I found a website called "4chan". I made a thread on the International/Random board where I told people to give me attention, with a picture of my face attached to it. I didn't get many replies, though I feel like I should keep trying. Perhaps I could finally make a name for myself, maybe people will finally care about my art. Maybe they'll stop asking me to "make porn for them" and just think I'm awesome.
Excerpt from Poopcat's Diary:
Today, a girl named Fig joined my livestream and we had a chat about the trolls. I didn't pay much attention to the advice she was giving though, I was just lost in her voice. It was so beautiful, so…blissful. We've since drifted apart though, and I wish I could go back and revisit that day and embrace all the joy and love in it that I did then, when I was young and foolish. I love her so much, and I miss her too. I'll always love her. She was so kind, so polite, so.. beautiful. (Did I say that out loud?) This, today, is a week where I've had to go back and live with the consequences of my actions. The consequences of becoming obsessed with someone. I'm a stranger now, to this girl who I made a promise to in life. I just wanted to go back and hug her in person and say 'I'm so, so sorry.'
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today, my only friend, and possibly my future wife, Fig, blocked me on Discord just because of some stupid framing anon. I don't know what to do, I feel horrible. Everyone keeps saying this is MY fault. I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to understand the real reason. I really don't know, and I don't know what to do. She was the only person there for me that wasn't a troll, and now she's gone. I just wish we'd at least had the chance to make it work. What if we don't get the chance. I don't want to wake up. I bet there are a dozen other jerks talking to her on Discord that haven't been blocked yet, and yet she blocked ME. JUST FOR DEFENDING HER. She's probably planning to never talk to me again, I bet. She probably wants me to die alone, and I don't know how to do that anymore. How can she want me to die alone? I need her. I'm so confused.
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Klim is being so FUCKING ANNOYING. ALL HE DOES IS COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STUPID THING AND TALK ABOUT HIS "KID SISTER" SUCKING HIS DICK AGAIN. THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE. MY MOM JOKED THAT KLIM IS MY DAD. HUH? SHE'S ALWAYS SO WEIRD, SHE KEEPS POSTING ABOUT SPACEMAN AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HER FOR IT. SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD. WHAT A FUCKING MOTHER. I WISH THE SOPHIA CAT MOTHER WAS MY REAL MOTHER INSTEAD OF HER, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
I know this sounds weird, but I think I might be in love with Klim (I know, it's weird).
I mean sure, I have my eyes set on Mittens and Sophia... but Klim... * sigh *.
I haven't felt this way about anyone since Fig. I don't know what it is about Klim, maybe it's because he's so much more human than the others.
He's so funny, cute, and smart... and him being old makes him better than the rest, he acts mature, unlike them. (oh Fig. Ugh).
I love Klim so much!
I want to keep him forever (haha, or as long as he'll let me)!
I just wish he could understand that I'm not like the other "lolcows", I'm not as stupid and dumber as the others are!
I mean, come on, even Mittens admits I'm smarter than everyone else. So how come Klim can't see it?
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The last Jordan activity tracking thread (>>36443) is full, so I'll make this one. Image partially related.
https://archived.moe/b/thread/923135151/#923160015
>do you really think that kill yourself?
Jordan really thinks his inability to form coherent sentences doesn't mark him out as a PDD manchild among the other anons. You don't blend in, Jordan. Your child's mind is immediately recognisable. Even the people over on 4chan have spotted you straight away.
https://archived.moe/b/thread/923135151/#923160015
>do you really think that kill yourself?
Jordan really thinks his inability to form coherent sentences doesn't mark him out as a PDD manchild among the other anons. You don't blend in, Jordan. Your child's mind is immediately recognisable. Even the people over on 4chan have spotted you straight away.
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What did he mean by this?
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Does anyone have the full voice chat?
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POTUS 2024
Now Biden is out, and Trump is a complete idiot, there is only one choice to make come November.
Endorsed by Jordan M. Rivera.
Endorsed by Jordan M. Rivera.
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life was more fun when 9chan was a thing
if it hadnt shut down in 2022 i would've made a goldmine with the art i had made
too bad its only viewable with a fucking ARCHIVE, thanks to someone carelessly shutting it down and not leaving it up permanently. not to mention i couldve had more fun there too.
this is just a shell of its former self. it's almost too reliant on calling people names, and other stupid asinine shit like calling out pedophiles and other shit. im no apologist or defender, but i can tell when something sucks and is bad. and they dont deserve all this nonsense we have today. you doggon' people really blew it. i could've been managing 9chan every day, if not browsing it.
this just feels like the beginning of the endtimes, in terms of any actual interesting platform
if it hadnt shut down in 2022 i would've made a goldmine with the art i had made
too bad its only viewable with a fucking ARCHIVE, thanks to someone carelessly shutting it down and not leaving it up permanently. not to mention i couldve had more fun there too.
this is just a shell of its former self. it's almost too reliant on calling people names, and other stupid asinine shit like calling out pedophiles and other shit. im no apologist or defender, but i can tell when something sucks and is bad. and they dont deserve all this nonsense we have today. you doggon' people really blew it. i could've been managing 9chan every day, if not browsing it.
this just feels like the beginning of the endtimes, in terms of any actual interesting platform
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lainbees archive
get it?
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KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG
KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG
Klim has now started drawing, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.
Thank you, Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!
[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023
[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23
[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23
Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtu.be/Ycw_plHh_oc?si=Snf9r19CRmr-wWUo
Klim has now started drawing, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.
Thank you, Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens… Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!
[ ] “Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talent” - Paris Match, May 21, 2023
[ ] “Incredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!” - Anonymous, 06/13/23
[ ] “Okay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brain” - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23
Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtu.be/Ycw_plHh_oc?si=Snf9r19CRmr-wWUo
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Why is the coprophagia cat so bad at drawing?
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Jordan Working
Jordan:
How is your voluntary work going? The place where you are stacking shelves at your local Market? That's what you said you are doing for a job now, remember?
Or did you deliberately LIE and MISLEAD people about that?
Why won't you answer these simple questions?
What are you trying to hide... or avoid?
inb4 "I never said that" or other PDD Autistic deluded bullshit etc etc
How is your voluntary work going? The place where you are stacking shelves at your local Market? That's what you said you are doing for a job now, remember?
Or did you deliberately LIE and MISLEAD people about that?
Why won't you answer these simple questions?
What are you trying to hide... or avoid?
inb4 "I never said that" or other PDD Autistic deluded bullshit etc etc
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geordie discord retardation pt.2
yonkers is off his meds again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JOvmAj-o8mY [Embed]
For anyone wondering; the server this happened is in the description of the youtube video.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JOvmAj-o8mY [Embed]
For anyone wondering; the server this happened is in the description of the youtube video.
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look at my bird
look at my bird guys
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new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2
luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies
luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies
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Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"
Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.
➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #’s14 & 20).
➽ Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in “Opposite Land”; Objective: Draw attention to myself.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44)
Continued… 2/2
Yonkers Official©®™ Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.
➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #’s14 & 20).
➽ Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in “Opposite Land”; Objective: Draw attention to myself.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44)
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https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/feds-give-toilet-man-6-two-hands
> Feds Give "Toilet Man 6" Two Hands Up
Loletv just lost its most lucrative series.
> Feds Give "Toilet Man 6" Two Hands Up
Loletv just lost its most lucrative series.
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the coming revolution
pdf downloads from places like archive.org, the "Internet Archive" under something like Paladin Press books
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What if Jordan's dad finds out y'all been taking shit?
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Operation: Shit Assed Tired
Let's bring Geordie's retard shit into real life. Make our boy into a legend apparel. All I needs. Is his cropped images and a confirmed screen printer site to order from. Of shirts or attire.
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I've never been so confused by an image board..
Can someone give me a quick rundown?
Can someone give me a quick rundown?
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Entertainment Thread 5
whatever happens happens.
Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.
whatever happens happens.
Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.
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yonkers linked up with bladee?? this situation is absolutely insane
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But Thyla, I did "find" your burner just by looking at the formatted posts you aritten, but in and outside of youtube. And you use the word "cronie" occasionally. And you sometimes misspell mistakes, and you clearly follow what are your own friends, including James.
And why did you repost a minor's artwork when you're an adult? You've also blocked one of my mutuals (and asfalaf)... how the hell would you be any more obvious that you hate me and my friends so badly. I'm not stupid. Oh and you play minecraft, even on your youtube? You can't call yourself a burner if you willingly post what you like. Lol..
And why did you repost a minor's artwork when you're an adult? You've also blocked one of my mutuals (and asfalaf)... how the hell would you be any more obvious that you hate me and my friends so badly. I'm not stupid. Oh and you play minecraft, even on your youtube? You can't call yourself a burner if you willingly post what you like. Lol..
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ronery
can someone be my friend please I am very lonely and fell into a bit of a depressing
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Poop Licking
A quick question to confirm:
WHO'S POOP DID JORDAN LICK?
Did he lick his OWN poop?
If not... was it someone else's' poop? If so, the ramifications of such a concept are simply horrifically staggering.
We all know that Jordan has acknowledged as a fact that he licked poop and that it tasted like a pill. That goes without saying.
The question that needs confirmation is: WHO'S poop did he lick?
WHO'S POOP DID JORDAN LICK?
Did he lick his OWN poop?
If not... was it someone else's' poop? If so, the ramifications of such a concept are simply horrifically staggering.
We all know that Jordan has acknowledged as a fact that he licked poop and that it tasted like a pill. That goes without saying.
The question that needs confirmation is: WHO'S poop did he lick?
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Is he White?
Remember: Yonkers etal. wants to be known as White not Black, denying his own family's Mexican heritage.
This just proves that Yonkers is RACIST against both Mexicans and Negroes.
This just proves that Yonkers is RACIST against both Mexicans and Negroes.
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JORDAN'S AMAZING WORKS OF ART
Continuing from this thread: >>31037
JORDAN'S AMAZING WORKS OF ART
Oh wow! Just look at how he has progressed as an artist over the years! What a creative character maker!
JORDAN'S AMAZING WORKS OF ART
Oh wow! Just look at how he has progressed as an artist over the years! What a creative character maker!
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Yonkers is currently DDOSing archive.org because he's mad about the cringe inducing videos of him uploaded there.
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Klim was Mr Cruel
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Muddy Megan
>>30988
Historically, the autistic ritual encouraged the PDD infected to fall down a flight of stairs backward holding a night light and a hand mirror, into a darkened basement. As they backfired into the mirror, they were supposed to be able to catch a view of their future target's anus. There was, however, a chance that they would see a belt (or the face of Hector) instead, indicating that they were going to shower before they would have the chance to stalk discord.
In the ritual of today, Muddy Megan allegedly appears to individuals or groups who seethingly invoke her name in an act of Coprophilia. This is done by repeatedly screeching her name into a mirror placed in a semi clogged or flooding toilet. The name must be uttered 13 times on February. The Muddy Megan apparition allegedly appears as a tranny, diaper, or flushed kitten that can either be into erp, jenk, or other perverted natures, and is often seen covered in butt mud (hence the name). The lore surrounding the hallucinations state that participants may endure the apparition screaming at them, about Klim, brown pounding them, stealing their soiled toilet paper, drinking out the toilet, or demanding attention.
Historically, the autistic ritual encouraged the PDD infected to fall down a flight of stairs backward holding a night light and a hand mirror, into a darkened basement. As they backfired into the mirror, they were supposed to be able to catch a view of their future target's anus. There was, however, a chance that they would see a belt (or the face of Hector) instead, indicating that they were going to shower before they would have the chance to stalk discord.
In the ritual of today, Muddy Megan allegedly appears to individuals or groups who seethingly invoke her name in an act of Coprophilia. This is done by repeatedly screeching her name into a mirror placed in a semi clogged or flooding toilet. The name must be uttered 13 times on February. The Muddy Megan apparition allegedly appears as a tranny, diaper, or flushed kitten that can either be into erp, jenk, or other perverted natures, and is often seen covered in butt mud (hence the name). The lore surrounding the hallucinations state that participants may endure the apparition screaming at them, about Klim, brown pounding them, stealing their soiled toilet paper, drinking out the toilet, or demanding attention.
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Yonkers buys Hitler merchandise.
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What is Baraag?
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Is Jordan the one constantly spamming this site with CP?
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No reason
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qwerty537 aka brotheralameen
Check out this autist
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How many deviantart children has Jordan "El demonio que come caca" Rivera groomed?
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I just took the biggest shit ever, it just kept going for a solid five minutes. I have never felt so cleansed
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So they don't want to call the cops because they can't handle Autistics fairly or some bullshit.
Can't wait till this violent animal grows bigger and does real damage, like break arms. What will they do then?
Can't wait till this violent animal grows bigger and does real damage, like break arms. What will they do then?
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I don't know if this is up your alley...
I was on a bus with a retard who took his pants off, and another one who stole someone's lunch that's also retarded.
I'm retarded, that is I have Autism, these guys are more retarded than me. I can't complain about this in Autism groups cause they'll say I'm an ableist. So I'm venting here thinking I might get people who understand my being pissed off.
I'm retarded, that is I have Autism, these guys are more retarded than me. I can't complain about this in Autism groups cause they'll say I'm an ableist. So I'm venting here thinking I might get people who understand my being pissed off.
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Had to claim I was molested not to get hugged by retards
This happened years ago. Basically everyone was saying I shouldn't be upset, that they're people too. So I said I was molested cause people thought I was unreasonable for not wanting to be manhandled by retards.
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Hello, this is the Scatmanposter. I've returned 2 years later after hearing of the recent allegations against Yonkers. I'm going to be working on a video explaining the allegations in depth, looking into the validity of them, and explaining how none of this would have ever happened if he had just taken the Scatmanpill and drawn Scatman John
However, there's an issue! The evidence on this board is SCATTERED across different threads! Even the thread asking how many discord children he's groomed seems to be missing some screenshots!
So here's what I ask of you: ITT, post ALL the evidence you have against Geordie, no matter how minor or major. Just dump it here
I'd also prefer to keep Klimposting and Yonkers sperg outs to a minimum so the thread is more legible, but I doubt that's a realistic expectation so I won't force it too hard KEK
Anyways, see you all on Scaterday! Well maybe not next Scaterday, but definitely A Scaterday! Bi-ba-ba-ba-da-ba!
However, there's an issue! The evidence on this board is SCATTERED across different threads! Even the thread asking how many discord children he's groomed seems to be missing some screenshots!
So here's what I ask of you: ITT, post ALL the evidence you have against Geordie, no matter how minor or major. Just dump it here
I'd also prefer to keep Klimposting and Yonkers sperg outs to a minimum so the thread is more legible, but I doubt that's a realistic expectation so I won't force it too hard KEK
Anyways, see you all on Scaterday! Well maybe not next Scaterday, but definitely A Scaterday! Bi-ba-ba-ba-da-ba!
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Nya tråden om RUNKEN!
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smth
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A Gay Discord Moderator thinks he looks like Harry Reems XD
DramaticSpoo thinks he looks like Harry Reems to women! He thinks every girl thinks he's hot so he hates them! Do you think he looks like a porn star?
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THE FURRY CONVENTION
registering on kiwifarmms is probably a bad idea if your bad with opsec but furries are gathering on:
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_pacific (very simple registration)
https://npowned.net/forums/
https://discord.npowned.net/
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_pacific (very simple registration)
https://npowned.net/forums/
https://discord.npowned.net/
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Yonkers Amazing OC
MITTENS OWN AMAZING OC ART
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Within the hidden recesses of the dark web, a new enclave of mystery and knowledge emerges: Dogolachan.
Step into the abyss and dive into discussions about the alt-right. In Dogolachan, shadows reveal their truths and secrets are shared in the depths of anonymity.
http://dogolachk3tx6ssfo5h2pmgius6hzdabpwir3zoztrfdofsouuqkb7ad.onion/
Access the portal here:
Explore with caution. Your journey into the darkest realms is about to begin.
Step into the abyss and dive into discussions about the alt-right. In Dogolachan, shadows reveal their truths and secrets are shared in the depths of anonymity.
http://dogolachk3tx6ssfo5h2pmgius6hzdabpwir3zoztrfdofsouuqkb7ad.onion/
Access the portal here:
Explore with caution. Your journey into the darkest realms is about to begin.
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Describe & Rate your Poop today
Post pics/vids if you'd like
cf. https://www.continence.org.au/bristol-stool-chart
[ ] Bristol Stool Chart [cf.]
[ ] Volume/10
[ ] Odour/10
[ ] Consistency/10
[ ] Wipes
[ ] Flushes
Post pics/vids if you'd like
cf. https://www.continence.org.au/bristol-stool-chart
[ ] Bristol Stool Chart [cf.]
[ ] Volume/10
[ ] Odour/10
[ ] Consistency/10
[ ] Wipes
[ ] Flushes
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Klim Posted These
I have to post all these stolen images that Klim sent me, as proof of his depravity.
You know this is the real me, as my name is "CooperthePuppy##VUeH3R".
Any one else using my name is a fake and is not me.
You know this is the real me, as my name is "CooperthePuppy##VUeH3R".
Any one else using my name is a fake and is not me.
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Tribute Music
Music as a Tribute to the Topic of this entire Board
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Jordan is 'so' "Personally Insecure".
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this guy is such an autistic fatty lol
this guy is such an autistic fatty lol
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Jordan is a horrible person.
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perhaps the Endchan crowd might want this.
https://x.com/ThylaTank/status/1795243288133312703
if anyone has Twitter/X(or a workaround), feel free to archive the thread(don't forget alt text, they provide vital context)
https://x.com/ThylaTank/status/1795243288133312703
if anyone has Twitter/X(or a workaround), feel free to archive the thread(don't forget alt text, they provide vital context)
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This is my real tripcode. I was banned recently and just NOW got back
The others are fakers!
The others are fakers!
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YONKERS WITHOUT SIN = HERESY
>>22180
>ive obviously never fucking sinned.
Uh oh... Yonkers just committed HERESY! YONKERS IS GUILTY OF THE HERESY OF PELAGIANISM
“ If "sin" could not be avoided it could not be considered sin. In Pelagius' view, the doctrine of original sin placed too little emphasis on the human capacity for self-improvement, leading either to despair or to reliance on forgiveness without responsibility. He also argued that many young Christians were comforted with false security about their salvation leading them to relax their Christian practice. ”
Pelagianism was decisively condemned as heretical at the Council of Carthage in 418 AD.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelagianism#Free_will_and_original_sin
HERETICS ARE CUT OFF AND EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH AND THUS CONDEMNED TO HELL... POOPCAT WILL THUS BE IN HELL TOGETHER WITH KLIM – how Ironic!
( Also cf. Heresy: https://en.wikipedia.org/?curid=20611083 )
Sinless Perfectionism is Unbiblical, Yonkers!
“The Bible... says that ‘If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us’ (1 John 1:8).”
Read about your sin, Yonkers: https://au.thegospelcoalition.org/article/godly-heresy-sinless-perfectionism/
"If I am saved and all of my sins are forgiven, why not continue to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/forgiven-why-not-sin.html
"Is eternal security a “license” to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/license-sin.html
Christ's sinless life is set against the background of the scriptural testimony to the sinfulness of man.
Job declared that man is “abominable and corrupt”, one who “drinks injustice like water” (Job 15:16). Solomon acknowledged, “there is no one who does not sin” (1 Kings 8:46). The apostle John warned, “If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves” and "make Him a liar” (1 John 1:8, 10). The apostle Paul summed it all up when he said, “none is righteous, no, not one” (Rom. 3:10).
John 8:7
“Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.”
YONKERS IS FUCKED ETERNALLY BY HIS OWN ADMISSION!
>>22180
>ive obviously never fucking sinned.
Uh oh... Yonkers just committed HERESY! YONKERS IS GUILTY OF THE HERESY OF PELAGIANISM
“ If "sin" could not be avoided it could not be considered sin. In Pelagius' view, the doctrine of original sin placed too little emphasis on the human capacity for self-improvement, leading either to despair or to reliance on forgiveness without responsibility. He also argued that many young Christians were comforted with false security about their salvation leading them to relax their Christian practice. ”
Pelagianism was decisively condemned as heretical at the Council of Carthage in 418 AD.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelagianism#Free_will_and_original_sin
HERETICS ARE CUT OFF AND EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH AND THUS CONDEMNED TO HELL... POOPCAT WILL THUS BE IN HELL TOGETHER WITH KLIM – how Ironic!
( Also cf. Heresy: https://en.wikipedia.org/?curid=20611083 )
Sinless Perfectionism is Unbiblical, Yonkers!
“The Bible... says that ‘If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us’ (1 John 1:8).”
Read about your sin, Yonkers: https://au.thegospelcoalition.org/article/godly-heresy-sinless-perfectionism/
"If I am saved and all of my sins are forgiven, why not continue to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/forgiven-why-not-sin.html
"Is eternal security a “license” to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/license-sin.html
Christ's sinless life is set against the background of the scriptural testimony to the sinfulness of man.
Job declared that man is “abominable and corrupt”, one who “drinks injustice like water” (Job 15:16). Solomon acknowledged, “there is no one who does not sin” (1 Kings 8:46). The apostle John warned, “If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves” and "make Him a liar” (1 John 1:8, 10). The apostle Paul summed it all up when he said, “none is righteous, no, not one” (Rom. 3:10).
John 8:7
“Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.”
YONKERS IS FUCKED ETERNALLY BY HIS OWN ADMISSION!
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hey
this was in the favorites in one of macker's accounts: https://www.deviantart.com/meekmak/art/Full-bowels-1077292447
this one pacifically: https://www.deviantart.com/wallabays
this one pacifically: https://www.deviantart.com/wallabays
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Who in the living fuck is "Yonkers"
Why does this random half-african-american mestizo (who apparently loves poop?!?) have an entire fanbase/board dedicated to him? I'm scared
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Hello!
I'm preparing a master list of all of Macker's known accounts.
I figure you might know about this topic, so what better place to ask for his accounts than here.
I'm preparing a master list of all of Macker's known accounts.
I figure you might know about this topic, so what better place to ask for his accounts than here.
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⃟⃟⃟
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Macker's comments
Poopcat
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This is my name here now. Anyone else pretending to be me is a liar and faker.
I am busy making another video exposing Klim as the dirty old man that he is.
Macker was right about him.
I am busy making another video exposing Klim as the dirty old man that he is.
Macker was right about him.
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it look like geordie really want to talk with his boy spacey
so this a thread for you bro
>fuck off i'm into a lot more pokemon than just pikachu and sylveon.
>When have you assumed I "only" liked anthro?
lol bro
>ackshually i want to fuck all the animals
aint a good comeback
>you retard,
grouphome projection
>have you ever heard of furfaggot bullshit
no thx i dont fuck dogs
>none of my interests include a fucking real animal in the mix.
opposite talk
>You're a moron if you think lucca liked any cub porn.
lol ye you right bro
the tranny who saying drawings is fine is definitely not a pedo just because he using the same argument that lolicon lovers do
that would be crazy right
>there's a thing called fiction and no one is GETTING HARMED FROM IT.
loli argument
go away pedo
so this a thread for you bro
>fuck off i'm into a lot more pokemon than just pikachu and sylveon.
>When have you assumed I "only" liked anthro?
lol bro
>ackshually i want to fuck all the animals
aint a good comeback
>you retard,
grouphome projection
>have you ever heard of furfaggot bullshit
no thx i dont fuck dogs
>none of my interests include a fucking real animal in the mix.
opposite talk
>You're a moron if you think lucca liked any cub porn.
lol ye you right bro
the tranny who saying drawings is fine is definitely not a pedo just because he using the same argument that lolicon lovers do
that would be crazy right
>there's a thing called fiction and no one is GETTING HARMED FROM IT.
loli argument
go away pedo
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MACKER WHY!!!
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making a doc guide about geordie's history
i need a lot of help doing research for the history and all the events that happened alongside it, because i am not subjecting myself to going through tons of /bant/ or /b/ thread
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3
heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv_iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3
heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv_iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing