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I've never been so confused by an image board..
Can someone give me a quick rundown?
Can someone give me a quick rundown?
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I FUCKING WANT TO DIE Show
1 dread [bombs being used in the mail] 00:00
2 stormfront [Un-elected Kommie Harris stumbles during 1st ever interview] 4:32
3 Soyjack *regards to 325,000 missing children in trafficking past 4 years [what is the high brow stance on Child Slavery, child trafficking/child prostitution] 7:04
4 Reverend reacts/reads [hatemail] from [8kun & chudpol] 9:55
5 4chan/Steam [are mk niggers Retarded??] 16:50
6 4chan/discord [cock wager thread, Lads] 21:32
7 Smug.li [Comedian & Dumb fuckin Retard Bert Kreisher lost in a empty Rite aid] 23:50
8 Dread [how to create fake birth certificate to get Benefits in U.S.] 27:00
9 Doxbin 30:05
https://kernallsandersplantation.podbean.com/
I FUCKING WANT TO DIE Show
Part 2 Sept. 11th Special
Published on September 11, 2024
1 4chan *Colorado/Venezuelan Gangs(tren de aragua a.k.a. "The Cookie Monster") (The Buses don't work) 00:00
2 Dread (sketchy people stores/Loss Prevention are Looking for) 5:02
3 *continued from previous 4chan/discord (cock wager thread, lads)
10:40
4 đ§ââïž Wizardchan (wagiecucks) 13:47
5 The Dirty Diapers/ Daily Diapers
(Church renounced me for being DL & AB) 16:17
6 Arabchan (Trusting KIKEFLARE/Cloudflare) 18:57
7 Deep GoreTube ("Violence Towards Women" Videos/Comments Section)
24:00
8 4chan (here's your housing affordability) *regarding illegal mexicans given $150,000 home loan for free,
30:08
9 4chan *regarding Georgia school shooting/trooned (shooter is brain broken tranny) 34:04
2 stormfront [Un-elected Kommie Harris stumbles during 1st ever interview] 4:32
3 Soyjack *regards to 325,000 missing children in trafficking past 4 years [what is the high brow stance on Child Slavery, child trafficking/child prostitution] 7:04
4 Reverend reacts/reads [hatemail] from [8kun & chudpol] 9:55
5 4chan/Steam [are mk niggers Retarded??] 16:50
6 4chan/discord [cock wager thread, Lads] 21:32
7 Smug.li [Comedian & Dumb fuckin Retard Bert Kreisher lost in a empty Rite aid] 23:50
8 Dread [how to create fake birth certificate to get Benefits in U.S.] 27:00
9 Doxbin 30:05
https://kernallsandersplantation.podbean.com/
I FUCKING WANT TO DIE Show
Part 2 Sept. 11th Special
Published on September 11, 2024
1 4chan *Colorado/Venezuelan Gangs(tren de aragua a.k.a. "The Cookie Monster") (The Buses don't work) 00:00
2 Dread (sketchy people stores/Loss Prevention are Looking for) 5:02
3 *continued from previous 4chan/discord (cock wager thread, lads)
10:40
4 đ§ââïž Wizardchan (wagiecucks) 13:47
5 The Dirty Diapers/ Daily Diapers
(Church renounced me for being DL & AB) 16:17
6 Arabchan (Trusting KIKEFLARE/Cloudflare) 18:57
7 Deep GoreTube ("Violence Towards Women" Videos/Comments Section)
24:00
8 4chan (here's your housing affordability) *regarding illegal mexicans given $150,000 home loan for free,
30:08
9 4chan *regarding Georgia school shooting/trooned (shooter is brain broken tranny) 34:04
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How many deviantart children has Jordan "El demonio que come caca" Rivera groomed?
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No reason
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I just took the biggest shit ever, it just kept going for a solid five minutes. I have never felt so cleansed
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look at my bird
look at my bird guys
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So they don't want to call the cops because they can't handle Autistics fairly or some bullshit.
Can't wait till this violent animal grows bigger and does real damage, like break arms. What will they do then?
Can't wait till this violent animal grows bigger and does real damage, like break arms. What will they do then?
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Yonkers: "I do not act or show any signs of Autism"
Yonkers Official©Ÿ⹠Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. âI was only jokingâ; âI wasnât seriousâ; âI was just fucking with youâ.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)
✠Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.
✠ÏÏ(àčâ â€Ì« âàč)â©
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: âI literally have magicâ; âI cannot dieâ; âI am a scientistâ; âI am over 1,000 years oldâ; âI am a cat/dragonâŠâ; âI have cat parentsâ; âI literally lived in Franceâ.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)
✠Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23)
✠Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)
✠Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #âs14 & 20).
✠Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in âOpposite Landâ; Objective: Draw attention to myself.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)
✠Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44)
Continued⊠2/2
Yonkers Official©Ÿ⹠Tactics and Techniques Due to his Autism (Part 1 of 2)
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. âI was only jokingâ; âI wasnât seriousâ; âI was just fucking with youâ.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)
✠Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.
✠ÏÏ(àčâ â€Ì« âàč)â©
Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: âI literally have magicâ; âI cannot dieâ; âI am a scientistâ; âI am over 1,000 years oldâ; âI am a cat/dragonâŠâ; âI have cat parentsâ; âI literally lived in Franceâ.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 6: Invent facts because I know nothing of my adversaries.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 7: Piteously and childishly ask for help/collaboration, then violently refuse it when offered.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 8: Use Baby words/talk; act infantile and childish.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 9: Create/Invent imaginary infantile cartoon friends/worlds. (cf. #26)
✠Yonkers Technique N° 10: Blatantly lie, despite copious evidence.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 11: Reply with complete unintelligible nonsense/indecipherable riddles when unable to think of anything original to say. (cf. #43)
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 12: Insult/Attack the poster rather than answer the question to avoid the hard truth and/or facts as presented. (cf. #23)
✠Yonkers Technique N° 13: YELL; Flip out; use Tard screeching; AAAAAAAAA etc.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 14: Deflect attention toward myself.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 15: Be incapable of neither making nor implementing plans, therefore never finish anything I plan/announce.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 16: Loudly blame others for my own shortcomings. (cf. #4)
✠Yonkers Technique N° 17: Flail arms above head wildly to attract attention to myself.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 18: Continually change the name I want to be known as.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 19: Make a loud, demented, deluded response of self-justification, which will only prove to degrade my minimal credibility even further. (cf. #44)
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 20: Avoidance. At all costs.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 21: Make death threats.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 22: Refuse to listen and/or learn/take advice.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 23: Focus on a completely irrelevant thing and disregard the subject/question/statement/discourse. (Cf. #âs14 & 20).
✠Jordan Rivera's LARP Tactic N° 24: Ask something by doing the exact opposite; live in âOpposite Landâ; Objective: Draw attention to myself.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 25: Justify and defend my autistic deluded fantasies.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 26: Create/Invent imaginary companies etc. (cf. #9)
✠Yonkers Technique N° 27: Be incapable of social interaction and interpersonal dialogue.
✠Yonkers Tactic N° 28: Totally humiliate and degrade myself to gain respect.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 29: Remain unemployed and unemployable.
✠Yonkers Technique N° 30: Constantly crave attention. (cf. #44)
Continued⊠2/2
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qwerty537 aka brotheralameen
Check out this autist
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KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG
KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG
Klim has now started drawing, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.
Thank you, Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens⊠Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!
[ ] âKlim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talentâ - Paris Match, May 21, 2023
[ ] âIncredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!â - Anonymous, 06/13/23
[ ] âOkay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brainâ - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23
Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtu.be/Ycw_plHh_oc?si=Snf9r19CRmr-wWUo
Klim has now started drawing, as Jordan Manuel Rivera is his Role Model, Muse, Visionary, and Inspiration.
Thank you, Yonkers/Macker/Poopcat/Mittens⊠Klim is now a respected artist, just like him!!!
[ ] âKlim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original talentâ - Paris Match, May 21, 2023
[ ] âIncredible. Awe-inspiring. Absolutely delightful. This will be remembered by generations upon generations of people and will be taught about in history classes thousands of years from now. No one will ever forget this masterpiece. You, Klim, are a true ARTIST!â - Anonymous, 06/13/23
[ ] âOkay in all honesty I kinda dig this, as much as it fucks with my brainâ - 11san/XP_Fag, 11/02/23
Klim is now one of us:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mRe8J4scGtU [Embed]
https://youtu.be/Ycw_plHh_oc?si=Snf9r19CRmr-wWUo
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I don't know if this is up your alley...
I was on a bus with a retard who took his pants off, and another one who stole someone's lunch that's also retarded.
I'm retarded, that is I have Autism, these guys are more retarded than me. I can't complain about this in Autism groups cause they'll say I'm an ableist. So I'm venting here thinking I might get people who understand my being pissed off.
I'm retarded, that is I have Autism, these guys are more retarded than me. I can't complain about this in Autism groups cause they'll say I'm an ableist. So I'm venting here thinking I might get people who understand my being pissed off.
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Had to claim I was molested not to get hugged by retards
This happened years ago. Basically everyone was saying I shouldn't be upset, that they're people too. So I said I was molested cause people thought I was unreasonable for not wanting to be manhandled by retards.
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Hello, this is the Scatmanposter. I've returned 2 years later after hearing of the recent allegations against Yonkers. I'm going to be working on a video explaining the allegations in depth, looking into the validity of them, and explaining how none of this would have ever happened if he had just taken the Scatmanpill and drawn Scatman John
However, there's an issue! The evidence on this board is SCATTERED across different threads! Even the thread asking how many discord children he's groomed seems to be missing some screenshots!
So here's what I ask of you: ITT, post ALL the evidence you have against Geordie, no matter how minor or major. Just dump it here
I'd also prefer to keep Klimposting and Yonkers sperg outs to a minimum so the thread is more legible, but I doubt that's a realistic expectation so I won't force it too hard KEK
Anyways, see you all on Scaterday! Well maybe not next Scaterday, but definitely A Scaterday! Bi-ba-ba-ba-da-ba!
However, there's an issue! The evidence on this board is SCATTERED across different threads! Even the thread asking how many discord children he's groomed seems to be missing some screenshots!
So here's what I ask of you: ITT, post ALL the evidence you have against Geordie, no matter how minor or major. Just dump it here
I'd also prefer to keep Klimposting and Yonkers sperg outs to a minimum so the thread is more legible, but I doubt that's a realistic expectation so I won't force it too hard KEK
Anyways, see you all on Scaterday! Well maybe not next Scaterday, but definitely A Scaterday! Bi-ba-ba-ba-da-ba!
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Klim was Mr Cruel
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The last Jordan activity tracking thread (>>36443) is full, so I'll make this one. Image partially related.
https://archived.moe/b/thread/923135151/#923160015
>do you really think that kill yourself?
Jordan really thinks his inability to form coherent sentences doesn't mark him out as a PDD manchild among the other anons. You don't blend in, Jordan. Your child's mind is immediately recognisable. Even the people over on 4chan have spotted you straight away.
https://archived.moe/b/thread/923135151/#923160015
>do you really think that kill yourself?
Jordan really thinks his inability to form coherent sentences doesn't mark him out as a PDD manchild among the other anons. You don't blend in, Jordan. Your child's mind is immediately recognisable. Even the people over on 4chan have spotted you straight away.
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Nya trÄden om RUNKEN!
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smth
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Poop Licking
A quick question to confirm:
WHO'S POOP DID JORDAN LICK?
Did he lick his OWN poop?
If not... was it someone else's' poop? If so, the ramifications of such a concept are simply horrifically staggering.
We all know that Jordan has acknowledged as a fact that he licked poop and that it tasted like a pill. That goes without saying.
The question that needs confirmation is: WHO'S poop did he lick?
WHO'S POOP DID JORDAN LICK?
Did he lick his OWN poop?
If not... was it someone else's' poop? If so, the ramifications of such a concept are simply horrifically staggering.
We all know that Jordan has acknowledged as a fact that he licked poop and that it tasted like a pill. That goes without saying.
The question that needs confirmation is: WHO'S poop did he lick?
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Entertainment Thread 5
whatever happens happens.
Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.
whatever happens happens.
Regardless of what happens, it happens, ai wrote this.
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A Gay Discord Moderator thinks he looks like Harry Reems XD
DramaticSpoo thinks he looks like Harry Reems to women! He thinks every girl thinks he's hot so he hates them! Do you think he looks like a porn star?
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new ai thread to commemorate the day that geordzilla attacked the country of baaapan 2
luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies
luckily the beast was driven back into the sea with a barrage of bitter lemons and the support of global strike force endadmin
but legend has it that the beast will rise again to steal unguarded children and poopies
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THE FURRY CONVENTION
registering on kiwifarmms is probably a bad idea if your bad with opsec but furries are gathering on:
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_pacific (very simple registration)
https://npowned.net/forums/
https://discord.npowned.net/
https://www.nationstates.net/region=the_pacific (very simple registration)
https://npowned.net/forums/
https://discord.npowned.net/
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i want to suck klim's big aussie cock
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Yonkers Amazing OC
MITTENS OWN AMAZING OC ART
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Within the hidden recesses of the dark web, a new enclave of mystery and knowledge emerges: Dogolachan.
Step into the abyss and dive into discussions about the alt-right. In Dogolachan, shadows reveal their truths and secrets are shared in the depths of anonymity.
http://dogolachk3tx6ssfo5h2pmgius6hzdabpwir3zoztrfdofsouuqkb7ad.onion/
Access the portal here:
Explore with caution. Your journey into the darkest realms is about to begin.
Step into the abyss and dive into discussions about the alt-right. In Dogolachan, shadows reveal their truths and secrets are shared in the depths of anonymity.
http://dogolachk3tx6ssfo5h2pmgius6hzdabpwir3zoztrfdofsouuqkb7ad.onion/
Access the portal here:
Explore with caution. Your journey into the darkest realms is about to begin.
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Describe & Rate your Poop today
Post pics/vids if you'd like
cf. https://www.continence.org.au/bristol-stool-chart
[ ] Bristol Stool Chart [cf.]
[ ] Volume/10
[ ] Odour/10
[ ] Consistency/10
[ ] Wipes
[ ] Flushes
Post pics/vids if you'd like
cf. https://www.continence.org.au/bristol-stool-chart
[ ] Bristol Stool Chart [cf.]
[ ] Volume/10
[ ] Odour/10
[ ] Consistency/10
[ ] Wipes
[ ] Flushes
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Klim Posted These
I have to post all these stolen images that Klim sent me, as proof of his depravity.
You know this is the real me, as my name is "CooperthePuppy##VUeH3R".
Any one else using my name is a fake and is not me.
You know this is the real me, as my name is "CooperthePuppy##VUeH3R".
Any one else using my name is a fake and is not me.
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POTUS 2024
Now Biden is out, and Trump is a complete idiot, there is only one choice to make come November.
Endorsed by Jordan M. Rivera.
Endorsed by Jordan M. Rivera.
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Tribute Music
Music as a Tribute to the Topic of this entire Board
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Jordan is 'so' "Personally Insecure".
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this guy is such an autistic fatty lol
this guy is such an autistic fatty lol
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Jordan is a horrible person.
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perhaps the Endchan crowd might want this.
https://x.com/ThylaTank/status/1795243288133312703
if anyone has Twitter/X(or a workaround), feel free to archive the thread(don't forget alt text, they provide vital context)
https://x.com/ThylaTank/status/1795243288133312703
if anyone has Twitter/X(or a workaround), feel free to archive the thread(don't forget alt text, they provide vital context)
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This is my real tripcode. I was banned recently and just NOW got back
The others are fakers!
The others are fakers!
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This seems aimless.
As in, those faggy games with faggy propaganda, are adding the faggy propaganda not to boost profits or for economic reasons, but because the faggy propaganda is like an advertisement, and advertisements are prepaid, so the same all the faggy propaganda is prepaid, and no ammount of consumer pressure is going to make the faggy funding which is funding the faggy propaganda stop.
It would be more effective to directly target who is funding the faggy propaganda.
Or I'm missing something?
As in, those faggy games with faggy propaganda, are adding the faggy propaganda not to boost profits or for economic reasons, but because the faggy propaganda is like an advertisement, and advertisements are prepaid, so the same all the faggy propaganda is prepaid, and no ammount of consumer pressure is going to make the faggy funding which is funding the faggy propaganda stop.
It would be more effective to directly target who is funding the faggy propaganda.
Or I'm missing something?
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YONKERS WITHOUT SIN = HERESY
>>22180
>ive obviously never fucking sinned.
Uh oh... Yonkers just committed HERESY! YONKERS IS GUILTY OF THE HERESY OF PELAGIANISM
â If "sin" could not be avoided it could not be considered sin. In Pelagius' view, the doctrine of original sin placed too little emphasis on the human capacity for self-improvement, leading either to despair or to reliance on forgiveness without responsibility. He also argued that many young Christians were comforted with false security about their salvation leading them to relax their Christian practice. â
Pelagianism was decisively condemned as heretical at the Council of Carthage in 418 AD.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelagianism#Free_will_and_original_sin
HERETICS ARE CUT OFF AND EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH AND THUS CONDEMNED TO HELL... POOPCAT WILL THUS BE IN HELL TOGETHER WITH KLIM â how Ironic!
( Also cf. Heresy: https://en.wikipedia.org/?curid=20611083 )
Sinless Perfectionism is Unbiblical, Yonkers!
âThe Bible... says that âIf we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in usâ (1 John 1:8).â
Read about your sin, Yonkers: https://au.thegospelcoalition.org/article/godly-heresy-sinless-perfectionism/
"If I am saved and all of my sins are forgiven, why not continue to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/forgiven-why-not-sin.html
"Is eternal security a âlicenseâ to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/license-sin.html
Christ's sinless life is set against the background of the scriptural testimony to the sinfulness of man.
Job declared that man is âabominable and corruptâ, one who âdrinks injustice like waterâ (Job 15:16). Solomon acknowledged, âthere is no one who does not sinâ (1 Kings 8:46). The apostle John warned, âIf we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselvesâ and "make Him a liarâ (1 John 1:8, 10). The apostle Paul summed it all up when he said, ânone is righteous, no, not oneâ (Rom. 3:10).
John 8:7
âLet the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.â
YONKERS IS FUCKED ETERNALLY BY HIS OWN ADMISSION!
>>22180
>ive obviously never fucking sinned.
Uh oh... Yonkers just committed HERESY! YONKERS IS GUILTY OF THE HERESY OF PELAGIANISM
â If "sin" could not be avoided it could not be considered sin. In Pelagius' view, the doctrine of original sin placed too little emphasis on the human capacity for self-improvement, leading either to despair or to reliance on forgiveness without responsibility. He also argued that many young Christians were comforted with false security about their salvation leading them to relax their Christian practice. â
Pelagianism was decisively condemned as heretical at the Council of Carthage in 418 AD.
Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelagianism#Free_will_and_original_sin
HERETICS ARE CUT OFF AND EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH AND THUS CONDEMNED TO HELL... POOPCAT WILL THUS BE IN HELL TOGETHER WITH KLIM â how Ironic!
( Also cf. Heresy: https://en.wikipedia.org/?curid=20611083 )
Sinless Perfectionism is Unbiblical, Yonkers!
âThe Bible... says that âIf we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in usâ (1 John 1:8).â
Read about your sin, Yonkers: https://au.thegospelcoalition.org/article/godly-heresy-sinless-perfectionism/
"If I am saved and all of my sins are forgiven, why not continue to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/forgiven-why-not-sin.html
"Is eternal security a âlicenseâ to sin?"
Read about your sin, Yonkers:
https://www.gotquestions.org/license-sin.html
Christ's sinless life is set against the background of the scriptural testimony to the sinfulness of man.
Job declared that man is âabominable and corruptâ, one who âdrinks injustice like waterâ (Job 15:16). Solomon acknowledged, âthere is no one who does not sinâ (1 Kings 8:46). The apostle John warned, âIf we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselvesâ and "make Him a liarâ (1 John 1:8, 10). The apostle Paul summed it all up when he said, ânone is righteous, no, not oneâ (Rom. 3:10).
John 8:7
âLet the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her.â
YONKERS IS FUCKED ETERNALLY BY HIS OWN ADMISSION!
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hey
this was in the favorites in one of macker's accounts: https://www.deviantart.com/meekmak/art/Full-bowels-1077292447
this one pacifically: https://www.deviantart.com/wallabays
this one pacifically: https://www.deviantart.com/wallabays
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Shit Geordie Says
Post all his inspirational screencaps.
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Who in the living fuck is "Yonkers"
Why does this random half-african-american mestizo (who apparently loves poop?!?) have an entire fanbase/board dedicated to him? I'm scared
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Hello!
I'm preparing a master list of all of Macker's known accounts.
I figure you might know about this topic, so what better place to ask for his accounts than here.
I'm preparing a master list of all of Macker's known accounts.
I figure you might know about this topic, so what better place to ask for his accounts than here.
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âââ
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Macker's comments
Poopcat
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This is my name here now. Anyone else pretending to be me is a liar and faker.
I am busy making another video exposing Klim as the dirty old man that he is.
Macker was right about him.
I am busy making another video exposing Klim as the dirty old man that he is.
Macker was right about him.
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it look like geordie really want to talk with his boy spacey
so this a thread for you bro
>fuck off i'm into a lot more pokemon than just pikachu and sylveon.
>When have you assumed I "only" liked anthro?
lol bro
>ackshually i want to fuck all the animals
aint a good comeback
>you retard,
grouphome projection
>have you ever heard of furfaggot bullshit
no thx i dont fuck dogs
>none of my interests include a fucking real animal in the mix.
opposite talk
>You're a moron if you think lucca liked any cub porn.
lol ye you right bro
the tranny who saying drawings is fine is definitely not a pedo just because he using the same argument that lolicon lovers do
that would be crazy right
>there's a thing called fiction and no one is GETTING HARMED FROM IT.
loli argument
go away pedo
so this a thread for you bro
>fuck off i'm into a lot more pokemon than just pikachu and sylveon.
>When have you assumed I "only" liked anthro?
lol bro
>ackshually i want to fuck all the animals
aint a good comeback
>you retard,
grouphome projection
>have you ever heard of furfaggot bullshit
no thx i dont fuck dogs
>none of my interests include a fucking real animal in the mix.
opposite talk
>You're a moron if you think lucca liked any cub porn.
lol ye you right bro
the tranny who saying drawings is fine is definitely not a pedo just because he using the same argument that lolicon lovers do
that would be crazy right
>there's a thing called fiction and no one is GETTING HARMED FROM IT.
loli argument
go away pedo
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MACKER WHY!!!
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Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today I found a website called "4chan". I made a thread on the International/Random board where I told people to give me attention, with a picture of my face attached to it. I didn't get many replies, though I feel like I should keep trying. Perhaps I could finally make a name for myself, maybe people will finally care about my art. Maybe they'll stop asking me to "make porn for them" and just think I'm awesome.
Excerpt from Poopcat's Diary:
Today, a girl named Fig joined my livestream and we had a chat about the trolls. I didn't pay much attention to the advice she was giving though, I was just lost in her voice. It was so beautiful, soâŠblissful. We've since drifted apart though, and I wish I could go back and revisit that day and embrace all the joy and love in it that I did then, when I was young and foolish. I love her so much, and I miss her too. I'll always love her. She was so kind, so polite, so.. beautiful. (Did I say that out loud?) This, today, is a week where I've had to go back and live with the consequences of my actions. The consequences of becoming obsessed with someone. I'm a stranger now, to this girl who I made a promise to in life. I just wanted to go back and hug her in person and say 'I'm so, so sorry.'
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today, my only friend, and possibly my future wife, Fig, blocked me on Discord just because of some stupid framing anon. I don't know what to do, I feel horrible. Everyone keeps saying this is MY fault. I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to understand the real reason. I really don't know, and I don't know what to do. She was the only person there for me that wasn't a troll, and now she's gone. I just wish we'd at least had the chance to make it work. What if we don't get the chance. I don't want to wake up. I bet there are a dozen other jerks talking to her on Discord that haven't been blocked yet, and yet she blocked ME. JUST FOR DEFENDING HER. She's probably planning to never talk to me again, I bet. She probably wants me to die alone, and I don't know how to do that anymore. How can she want me to die alone? I need her. I'm so confused.
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Klim is being so FUCKING ANNOYING. ALL HE DOES IS COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STUPID THING AND TALK ABOUT HIS "KID SISTER" SUCKING HIS DICK AGAIN. THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE. MY MOM JOKED THAT KLIM IS MY DAD. HUH? SHE'S ALWAYS SO WEIRD, SHE KEEPS POSTING ABOUT SPACEMAN AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HER FOR IT. SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD. WHAT A FUCKING MOTHER. I WISH THE SOPHIA CAT MOTHER WAS MY REAL MOTHER INSTEAD OF HER, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
I know this sounds weird, but I think I might be in love with Klim (I know, it's weird).
I mean sure, I have my eyes set on Mittens and Sophia... but Klim... * sigh *.
I haven't felt this way about anyone since Fig. I don't know what it is about Klim, maybe it's because he's so much more human than the others.
He's so funny, cute, and smart... and him being old makes him better than the rest, he acts mature, unlike them. (oh Fig. Ugh).
I love Klim so much!
I want to keep him forever (haha, or as long as he'll let me)!
I just wish he could understand that I'm not like the other "lolcows", I'm not as stupid and dumber as the others are!
I mean, come on, even Mittens admits I'm smarter than everyone else. So how come Klim can't see it?
Today I found a website called "4chan". I made a thread on the International/Random board where I told people to give me attention, with a picture of my face attached to it. I didn't get many replies, though I feel like I should keep trying. Perhaps I could finally make a name for myself, maybe people will finally care about my art. Maybe they'll stop asking me to "make porn for them" and just think I'm awesome.
Excerpt from Poopcat's Diary:
Today, a girl named Fig joined my livestream and we had a chat about the trolls. I didn't pay much attention to the advice she was giving though, I was just lost in her voice. It was so beautiful, soâŠblissful. We've since drifted apart though, and I wish I could go back and revisit that day and embrace all the joy and love in it that I did then, when I was young and foolish. I love her so much, and I miss her too. I'll always love her. She was so kind, so polite, so.. beautiful. (Did I say that out loud?) This, today, is a week where I've had to go back and live with the consequences of my actions. The consequences of becoming obsessed with someone. I'm a stranger now, to this girl who I made a promise to in life. I just wanted to go back and hug her in person and say 'I'm so, so sorry.'
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Today, my only friend, and possibly my future wife, Fig, blocked me on Discord just because of some stupid framing anon. I don't know what to do, I feel horrible. Everyone keeps saying this is MY fault. I'm in love with her, and I'm trying to understand the real reason. I really don't know, and I don't know what to do. She was the only person there for me that wasn't a troll, and now she's gone. I just wish we'd at least had the chance to make it work. What if we don't get the chance. I don't want to wake up. I bet there are a dozen other jerks talking to her on Discord that haven't been blocked yet, and yet she blocked ME. JUST FOR DEFENDING HER. She's probably planning to never talk to me again, I bet. She probably wants me to die alone, and I don't know how to do that anymore. How can she want me to die alone? I need her. I'm so confused.
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
Klim is being so FUCKING ANNOYING. ALL HE DOES IS COPY AND PASTE THE SAME STUPID THING AND TALK ABOUT HIS "KID SISTER" SUCKING HIS DICK AGAIN. THE FUCKING PEDOPHILE. MY MOM JOKED THAT KLIM IS MY DAD. HUH? SHE'S ALWAYS SO WEIRD, SHE KEEPS POSTING ABOUT SPACEMAN AND EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF HER FOR IT. SHE LOOKS SO WEIRD. WHAT A FUCKING MOTHER. I WISH THE SOPHIA CAT MOTHER WAS MY REAL MOTHER INSTEAD OF HER, BUT THE UNIVERSE IS CRUEL AND UNFAIR.
Excerpt from Poopcat's diary:
I know this sounds weird, but I think I might be in love with Klim (I know, it's weird).
I mean sure, I have my eyes set on Mittens and Sophia... but Klim... * sigh *.
I haven't felt this way about anyone since Fig. I don't know what it is about Klim, maybe it's because he's so much more human than the others.
He's so funny, cute, and smart... and him being old makes him better than the rest, he acts mature, unlike them. (oh Fig. Ugh).
I love Klim so much!
I want to keep him forever (haha, or as long as he'll let me)!
I just wish he could understand that I'm not like the other "lolcows", I'm not as stupid and dumber as the others are!
I mean, come on, even Mittens admits I'm smarter than everyone else. So how come Klim can't see it?
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making a doc guide about geordie's history
i need a lot of help doing research for the history and all the events that happened alongside it, because i am not subjecting myself to going through tons of /bant/ or /b/ thread
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3
heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv_iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing
i'd appreciate it a lot if you can contribute <3
heres the doc link (wip)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdDFvtK1e94lmyYdv_iABeUDUEJEkzDPtADT5WWFvL4/edit?usp=sharing
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What did Geordie mean by this.
>Not to mention, the actual picture IS the original, and the anon traced it last year, retard... the original just has me at the basement (during the time where the feet pic were weirdly taken), at the shower.. completely nude. Not showing penis, but still inappropriate. That was when people wanted to ask who the fuck was Yonkers.
>the original just has me at the basement (during the time where the feet pic were weirdly taken), at the shower..
>the original just has me at the basement
>the original just has me at the basement (during the time where the feet pic were weirdly taken), at the shower..
>the original just has me at the basement
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This is so true and I say it all the time.
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Jordan Working
Jordan:
How is your voluntary work going? The place where you are stacking shelves at your local Market? That's what you said you are doing for a job now, remember?
Or did you deliberately LIE and MISLEAD people about that?
Why won't you answer these simple questions?
What are you trying to hide... or avoid?
inb4 "I never said that" or other PDD Autistic deluded bullshit etc etc
How is your voluntary work going? The place where you are stacking shelves at your local Market? That's what you said you are doing for a job now, remember?
Or did you deliberately LIE and MISLEAD people about that?
Why won't you answer these simple questions?
What are you trying to hide... or avoid?
inb4 "I never said that" or other PDD Autistic deluded bullshit etc etc
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Yonkers sighting on /bant/ #2
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Is he White?
Remember: Yonkers etal. wants to be known as White not Black, denying his own family's Mexican heritage.
This just proves that Yonkers is RACIST against both Mexicans and Negroes.
This just proves that Yonkers is RACIST against both Mexicans and Negroes.
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>>31630
Shut the hell up, it was not no fucking hackers from Mexico, you dumb fuck, I know it was fucking you who editted Mittens' arts to add literal shit in it, Klim...
Shut the hell up, it was not no fucking hackers from Mexico, you dumb fuck, I know it was fucking you who editted Mittens' arts to add literal shit in it, Klim...
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Did 'El Demonio que Come Caca' get a job yet?
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Mycket skrÀmmande - Furries med sataniska symboler nÀra skola!
De uppehÄller sig i nÀrheten av Sacramento Countys grundskola,
sÀger förÀldrar!
FörĂ€ldrar i ett samhĂ€lle i Sacramento County Ă€r pĂ„beredskap efter vad de sĂ€ger Ă€r djurutklĂ€dda individer â sĂ„ kallade furries.
â prydda med sataniska symboler som anlĂ€nder till en park bredvid en grundskola nĂ€r barn kommer ut.
En lugn eftermiddag i Antelopes Firestone Park sa Kris Williams att det Àr runt slutet av skolan att problemen börjar.
"Hela den hÀr veckan har jag gett upp allt jag mÄste göra," sa Williams.
â Rektorn kom inte tillbaka till mig och andra förĂ€ldrar.
Den senaste veckan har furries anlÀnt till Firestone Park, som
ligger bredvid Olive Grove Elementary School.
"De skapar problem, gör sina TikTok-videor, filmar argument
frÄn förÀldrar som inte vill ha dem hÀr," sa Williams.
Williams var oroad över osÀkerheten kring individernas
specifika identiteter.
"De har de sataniska pentagrammen och det faktum att vi
inte vet vilka de Àr,"
sa han.
Hans oro förstÀrktes ytterligare nÀr han visades en suggestiv
TikTok frÄn en av de djurutklÀdda personerna.
Williams sa att videon Àr av en djurutklÀdd person som
skjuter upp ett rum och vÀnder vapnet mot sig sjÀlv.
En annan förÀlder som ville vara anonym uttryckte oro över att de
djurutklÀdda individerna anlÀnde under en tid pÄ dagen dÄ de flesta
smÄ barn var ute i parken.
Dry Creek Elementary School District sa i ett uttalande.
"Vi Àr medvetna om att de djurutklÀdda individerna,
vanligen kallade furries, har setts i parker nÀra tvÄ av vÄra skolor",
och "furriesna bryter inte mot nÄgra lagar genom att
vara utklÀdda i en offentlig park.
Dessa parker Àr inte en del av skolans omrÄde."
Torsdag eftermiddag sÄgs en pÄ campus och polis tillkallades.
Individen utklÀdd till ett djur lÀmnade campus men kunde senare
ses pÄ andra sidan parken.
Williams upprepade oro frÄn andra förÀldrar som CBS13 pratade med.
"Jag förstÄr att det tekniskt sett inte finns nÄgra lagar som bryts,
men det Àr alarmerande att se videon och kÀnna
till saker och ting", sa han.
Sacramento County Sheriff's Office sa att de inte har fÄtt nÄgra
samtal om service i nÀrheten av Firestone Park,
men Dry Creek Elementary School District sa att deras
resurstjÀnstemÀn Àr kontrakterade
genom avdelningen.
Furries Àr allt annat Àn normalt och friskt och
inget som ska tolereras i ett sunt och kristet samhÀlle!
sÀger förÀldrar!
FörĂ€ldrar i ett samhĂ€lle i Sacramento County Ă€r pĂ„beredskap efter vad de sĂ€ger Ă€r djurutklĂ€dda individer â sĂ„ kallade furries.
â prydda med sataniska symboler som anlĂ€nder till en park bredvid en grundskola nĂ€r barn kommer ut.
En lugn eftermiddag i Antelopes Firestone Park sa Kris Williams att det Àr runt slutet av skolan att problemen börjar.
"Hela den hÀr veckan har jag gett upp allt jag mÄste göra," sa Williams.
â Rektorn kom inte tillbaka till mig och andra förĂ€ldrar.
Den senaste veckan har furries anlÀnt till Firestone Park, som
ligger bredvid Olive Grove Elementary School.
"De skapar problem, gör sina TikTok-videor, filmar argument
frÄn förÀldrar som inte vill ha dem hÀr," sa Williams.
Williams var oroad över osÀkerheten kring individernas
specifika identiteter.
"De har de sataniska pentagrammen och det faktum att vi
inte vet vilka de Àr,"
sa han.
Hans oro förstÀrktes ytterligare nÀr han visades en suggestiv
TikTok frÄn en av de djurutklÀdda personerna.
Williams sa att videon Àr av en djurutklÀdd person som
skjuter upp ett rum och vÀnder vapnet mot sig sjÀlv.
En annan förÀlder som ville vara anonym uttryckte oro över att de
djurutklÀdda individerna anlÀnde under en tid pÄ dagen dÄ de flesta
smÄ barn var ute i parken.
Dry Creek Elementary School District sa i ett uttalande.
"Vi Àr medvetna om att de djurutklÀdda individerna,
vanligen kallade furries, har setts i parker nÀra tvÄ av vÄra skolor",
och "furriesna bryter inte mot nÄgra lagar genom att
vara utklÀdda i en offentlig park.
Dessa parker Àr inte en del av skolans omrÄde."
Torsdag eftermiddag sÄgs en pÄ campus och polis tillkallades.
Individen utklÀdd till ett djur lÀmnade campus men kunde senare
ses pÄ andra sidan parken.
Williams upprepade oro frÄn andra förÀldrar som CBS13 pratade med.
"Jag förstÄr att det tekniskt sett inte finns nÄgra lagar som bryts,
men det Àr alarmerande att se videon och kÀnna
till saker och ting", sa han.
Sacramento County Sheriff's Office sa att de inte har fÄtt nÄgra
samtal om service i nÀrheten av Firestone Park,
men Dry Creek Elementary School District sa att deras
resurstjÀnstemÀn Àr kontrakterade
genom avdelningen.
Furries Àr allt annat Àn normalt och friskt och
inget som ska tolereras i ett sunt och kristet samhÀlle!
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Muddy Megan
>>30988
Historically, the autistic ritual encouraged the PDD infected to fall down a flight of stairs backward holding a night light and a hand mirror, into a darkened basement. As they backfired into the mirror, they were supposed to be able to catch a view of their future target's anus. There was, however, a chance that they would see a belt (or the face of Hector) instead, indicating that they were going to shower before they would have the chance to stalk discord.
In the ritual of today, Muddy Megan allegedly appears to individuals or groups who seethingly invoke her name in an act of Coprophilia. This is done by repeatedly screeching her name into a mirror placed in a semi clogged or flooding toilet. The name must be uttered 13 times on February. The Muddy Megan apparition allegedly appears as a tranny, diaper, or flushed kitten that can either be into erp, jenk, or other perverted natures, and is often seen covered in butt mud (hence the name). The lore surrounding the hallucinations state that participants may endure the apparition screaming at them, about Klim, brown pounding them, stealing their soiled toilet paper, drinking out the toilet, or demanding attention.
Historically, the autistic ritual encouraged the PDD infected to fall down a flight of stairs backward holding a night light and a hand mirror, into a darkened basement. As they backfired into the mirror, they were supposed to be able to catch a view of their future target's anus. There was, however, a chance that they would see a belt (or the face of Hector) instead, indicating that they were going to shower before they would have the chance to stalk discord.
In the ritual of today, Muddy Megan allegedly appears to individuals or groups who seethingly invoke her name in an act of Coprophilia. This is done by repeatedly screeching her name into a mirror placed in a semi clogged or flooding toilet. The name must be uttered 13 times on February. The Muddy Megan apparition allegedly appears as a tranny, diaper, or flushed kitten that can either be into erp, jenk, or other perverted natures, and is often seen covered in butt mud (hence the name). The lore surrounding the hallucinations state that participants may endure the apparition screaming at them, about Klim, brown pounding them, stealing their soiled toilet paper, drinking out the toilet, or demanding attention.
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the coming revolution
pdf downloads from places like archive.org, the "Internet Archive" under something like Paladin Press books
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Jordan Manuel Rivera is only days away from being 20 years old and he's still a fat NEET creeping on adolescent furries, chugging gatorade, and pissing in bottles.
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lainbees archive
get it?
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Jordan
I am very disappointed in you, Jordan. You know who this is. They showed me and taught me step by step to post here. You are in so much trouble. Making lots of people upset on many different places. If you want to own up to this face to face with me, I might consider it. I think a complete blocking of allowing you on the internet for a week might be right for now.
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Why is the coprophagia cat so bad at drawing?