Found this amusing, it's from the same thread.
>one day in a few thousand years historians will be able to recover some of the ancient digital data that was once corrupted, and they'll be able to get a glimpse into what life was like in the 21st century.
>problem is, the hard drive they're recovering the data from belonged to klim, and all they're finding is AI generated images of some fat mexican guy with captions saying he eats poop.
>they'll be left speculating about it for another millennium. one popular theory will be that the mexican shit eater was once a deity of some kind, another one will be that he was the king of watnai, a hypothesized nation, allegedly located somewhere in the continent of oceania, that is said to have been so poor that their ruler forced everyone to eat shit.
>along with the images of the mexican man, they'll also find several images of an old man, referred to as "bernie" or "klim". historians will speculate that the great bernie klim was another emperor of watnai, one that managed to pay off the nation's debt and get the people eating actual food again.

>>36445
In the secluded outback of Australia, where the sun scorched the earth mercilessly, lived an elderly man named Klim. Klim was renowned for his unique friendship with the kangaroos that roamed the vast, arid land. His wiry frame and wrinkled skin told tales of a life well-lived, but his eyes still sparkled with the fire of youth.

On the other side of the world, in the heart of Catasauqua, a morbidly obese Hispanic man named Yonkers resided. He was a man of immense size, his flesh oozing over the confines of his clothing, and his breathing a laboured effort. Yonkers had developed a peculiar taste for feces, a craving that drove him to the depths of desperation for the forbidden delicacy.

Fate, a fickle mistress, brought these two unlikely souls together when Yonkers, in search of the most exotic stool, stumbled upon a post on the dark web about Klim's peculiar hobby. Intrigued, Yonkers packed his bags and embarked on a journey to the other side of the world.

Klim, out on his daily expedition with his beloved kangaroos, was startled to find Yonkers collapsed in the dusty outback. Yonkers' pleading gaze, his cheeks stained with the remnants of his last fecal feast, revealed his plight. Klim, ever the empathetic soul, invited Yonkers to stay with him.

As the days bled into weeks, Yonkers and Klim's relationship deepened. Klim would catch kangaroos, the largest and most robust, and Yonkers would partake in the prized delicacy. The elderly Australian man, in turn, indulged in the feces of Yonkers, which he found to have a unique, tangy flavour.

Their routine became an unspoken dance between the two, a dance of desperation and fulfilment. Klim would ride his kangaroos to the edge of the outback, where they would graze on the scant vegetation, while Yonkers revelled in the feces left behind.

>>36444
lmao stop stalking random posts old man
>your child's mi-
who? not a father. also you misunderstood a MOCK post. additionally he means: do you really think that [you should do a favor] and kill yourself?
>>36445
>>36446
this looks like chatgpt written all over it

>>36466
Toilet Nigger wrote it with a stylus up his butt.
It's Canon Lore.

>>36466
Who are you calling an old man PDD boy? If you mean mentally, then compared to you I am. Otherwise, you are sadly mistaken.
>also you misunderstood a MOCK post.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4004137-modifying-retarded-behavior
>kill yourself
By your own words, phrases like that make you a necrophile.

>>36446
Where are these coming from, are you writing them on the fly?

>>36490
It's a very large fly
Yuck yuck yuck

>>36489
you, dumbass. you're a grown "man" who only obsesses over random autistic people :3 i dont mean it mentally i jsut think you're too old for the internet
>retar-
nope it's nothing retardation. i just hate when people think i like chemo or nazifag. i sarcastically tell them to off themselves. not because i want them to genuinely die.
>by your own word-
it's only necrophilia if you say you want to fuck their corpse.

>>36509
>you, dumbass. you're a grown "man"
That makes me old? Is this some PDD in-joke that non-retards don't get?
>obsesses
I slap you around like a cat playing with a mouse when I'm waiting for other things. You are a distraction, of no importance.
>nope it's nothing retardation
... he said, retardedly before rambling about some dumb retard shit nobody cares about.
>it's only necrophilia if you say you want to fuck their corpse.
So all those times you said it was necrophilia were just you being retarded? Glad you can face up to your past.

Uh oh... here he comes!!!

>>36550
Yonkers is born

>>36550
ima see if i can ai that later lol

>>36547
hate on me all you want but you have to give up sooner or later. perpetually keeping up with me isn't going to do wonders on your health. period.
>distraction
>no importance
pick one. it can't be the former. distraction can also be due to a impulse disorder, too. your idioms are not surprising anybody either!

I did this for you idiots

>>36773
Jordan... wtf

lol geordies retarded game is happening over on 4chit as well
archived.moe/b/thread/923381463/#923387150
what a coincidence that geordie
>aint here
at exactly the same time that
>totally not geordie
appears in all the places and times that geordie used to appear
he must be severely retarded to think anyone would believe his pdd pzds playtime lol

lol
and i just found him pretending to be a girl again so he can attack children on deviantshart
if you know where to look you know
what a pedo
geordie never changes ay

>>36817
>>36818
it's his latest plan of tard attack: pretending to be someone else.
He was Inspector Gadget on 4chin yesterday... and of course gets upset when he's immediately spotted.
He's totally lost it - again.
Anything he can do to groom children.

>>36819
more like inspector fagit amirite

>>36823
Indeed
Inspector Groomington

>>36833
Can you at least give someone credit for ignoring them and not being easily tricked into becoming a MAP?
>>36817
>>36818
>>36819
Imagine being a liar that you still think the people you hate are still there when they died. kill yourself

>latest plan of tard attack
literally not everyone is yonkers, can you get it in your head that he died? any other "variant" you mention is dead too. because he doesn't fucking exist in real life

>>36834
>>36835
lol when did you die geordie

>>36834
>>36835
So... who is the gay pedo online stalker and groomer? All the evidence points to...

>totally not geordie called out for making friends with pedos
>the account that was geordie before geordie supposedly died is asking how to change his name to hide his activity
ye geordie you retarded bro
you have to get better at pretending you aint you if you want to play with the big boys lol
we aint the kiddies you diddling
people aint as stupid as you
we aint got pdd

>>36849
I am not dumb like you, idiot
Stop telling lies about someone else

when geordie pretends to be someone else he always pretends to be someone who also has pdd and lies about it
but that dont mean i cant see you doing a geordie impression k man
we dont need a retardception here
no klim pretending to be geordie pretending not to be geordie thx

>>36854
Holy shitballs... Klim is JEWISH?!

>>36856
The Truth is out there:
>>36861 >>36860

>>36849
you're a horrid retard. slandering him while he's dead. fuck you.
>hide his acti-
his activity was about drawing loli cub stuff, so the hell what. he's not fucking hurting anybody. and following an account doesnt necessarily mean they'll be a map
>>36846
you did
>>36851
Klim, you're not yonkers

>>36854
there is no connection to pdd to the people you sperg about. there is no retardception.
there is no geordie impression.
kill. your. self.

im his friend by the way lol
followed him way back in 2019
didnt know the dude had a long history of embarrassment til someone recommended me this

>>36900
>>36901
ok geordie
its good that you can be your own friend
it saves you going out and looking for kiddies
or reaching out to diddlers lol

>>36899
geordtarded lol
you went schizo
never go fully schizo
nobody likes a pzds with multiple personality disorder

>>36764
I don't need health advice from a mentally ill, obese poo eater who grooms kids, thanks.
>pick one. it can't be the former.
A distraction can absolutely be of no importance, a plane flying past would be exactly that. A billboard by the side of the road. A stranger asking for the time. The list is endless.
>distraction can also be due to a impulse disorder, too. your idioms are not surprising anybody either!
Fundamental lack of understanding. Words are context sensitive and you have analysed the word in isolation. Breaking down sentences can help children get the gist, but it doesn't account for the nuances of adult conversation.

>>36904
>>36905
nope i just want u to take lithium

>>36923
doesnt mean you should engage of your pretense distractions. fuck your excuses for "context"
>>36910
but i'm not, right? :)

>>36926
Thank you for the distraction, Jordan. You should post at this time of the day more often, I was running out of things to reply to and had to resort to reading the CWCki.

>>36925
>>36926
[Psychiatric Team writes clinical notes]

>>36925
Jordan seems to know a lot about Lithium. Interdestings... wonder when he was prescribed those...

Geordie be like. In his mind.

>>36938
Yup 100% spot on. That's all of Jordan's personalities fighting amongst themselves in his mind.

Who'd want to be that guy.

>>36938
Which one does Jordan see himself as? My guess is the one trying to pull that other guy's shorts off instead of fighting.

>>36940
Assplay isn't a joke
.

>>36938
Wrong again.
>>36939
but i dont have personality of what YOU describe :)

>>36947
Geordie is dead. So who are you today?

>>36953
A nobody.
That's what i am

>>36958
Sorry that nobody is dead

>>37090
That's Klimbot
I just know.

geordie admitting he got the mind of a kid at last
good that he could face it lol
in other news he using the tranny codeword
>chud
a lot so he must be going through another megan phase

>>37125
>>37126
Sounds like Our Boi Geordie has stopped taking his meds again.
Lost the plot -again.

>be pedo thread
>lure geordie
https://archived.moe/b/thread/923825530/#923830044
such many cases lol
what a pedo

>>37125
that wasn't admitting. you did stalk someone that WAS NOT even me. and the mind of a kid doesn't mean jerking off to diapers

>>37139
Ignore this bot impostor post.
The real Jordan would never say something as stupid as this.

>>37139
>please believe
>it was not me
>it was a ghost
>with pdd
lol 5 years old

>>37143
Jordan was jerking off.
I just know he was.

Why does he still think he can blend in? It must be obvious, even to him, that the way people treat him is different to how they treat each other.
Everyone knows when it's you, Jordan. It's obvious to people who aren't learning impaired.

>>37145
But... but he doesn't have PPD. Jordan says so. I believe him, because he has never sinned.

>>37148
He identifies as not having PDD in the same way that autistic men identify as women. Reality does not care about his feelings.

>>37159
lol @ Macker

>>37164
Yup, that's Jordan. Using as many different means possible to lure under-age boys into his terrible tangled web.

>>37164
that's not even my channel LMAO
dont know who boyett is and i never made anything related with that name.
>>37159
Where did you find this?
>filename
Retarded. I was talking to a 19 year old last time, not a "child". Literally no children were in any DMs
>>37152
You mean I know I don't have pdd, because I can actually see the difference between *actually* having it, and them NOT having it? Or is this because autism used to be known as this, and you're just "fucking" with me?
Fucking knock it off.
>>37145
Are you talking about me getting positive comments?
Yeah, I get nice comments instead of fighting with them. Because I am not a "rude" person.
>everyone knows when it's-
No they don't.
>learning impaired
who is? couldn't be me.

>reality
And what's the reality?
That no one wants to join your shitty board of the same reposts of blasphemy.
Like, actually shut up dude we get that he talked in voice calls 2 years ago just shut up nigga. Damn.

>>37169
>>37170

Nice troll larp posts, Klimbothy.
Try again.
It's all too easy to spot you and not the real Jordan.
The real guy doesn't post on here any more. he is all grown up and way too mature for this place now.

>>37174
i'm not a bot, i'm an actual human being who doesn't spend my time stealing other people's work and editing random text over it. :) i also don't STALK them on the 4chan red boards.

because that is something *you* are. you're almost like a bot.
>it's all too easy-
You ALREADY KNOW it's me posting, you're JUST NOT AWARE of it.
>doesn't post on here anymore
not as chronically as you do. speaking of, have you decided to grow out of your schemes?
>>37175
Who is "everyone"? Is that a code word for "australian man way past his elderly age, with a bunch of other people in their 30s or late 20s who use the same word over and over again"?
I don't see how you're tired of the truth. You must like it, since you reply to me every day.

>>37200
Who are you today, anon?

"Code Word: Diapers"

>>37169
>that's not even my channel LMAO
your shitty larp isn't convincing me, klim
>I was talking to a 19 year old last time
your shitty larp isn't convincing me, klim
>I know I don't have pdd
your shitty larp isn't convincing me, klim

>>37203
Today's Code Word is "Diapers".

>>37201
I should ask you the same thing, didn't you call me yonkers? Why call me poopcat, jordan, and other names???? Especially names I've NEVER actually had in my life?
>>37203
Unless I'm an 85/91 year old, then no I ain't klim.
I wouldn't ever become like him, honestly.
With the way you quote things you're so terrible at even responding right. Don't talk to me.

>>37206
Code Word: Diapers.

>>37206
>I wouldn't ever become like him
is that because you pedo better than he ever did

>>37169
lol geordie the thing is
you already lie about things not being you when they obviously you
like when you was caught whacking it with all them kiddies
what did you say ay
you said
>>37143
and thats when everyone can see its you
so whenever you say sth aint you and its obv you it just shows you know you been caught and too pdd to think of a reason lol

>>37213
no. i am NOT a pedo. i HAVEN'T pedo'd on anything :)
>like when you was-
zero percent of nothing. :) unless i said i "like" rot harassing me in some weird sexual tone; which i did NOT, you have no proof of me "jerking". you actual fucking cunt
>sth
TALK ENGLISH

>>37220
opposite talk
as usual

>>37220
It was THEM, wasn't it?

>>37169
>Literally no children were in any DMs
Except the minors in Discord, or the ones on DeviantArt.
>I know I don't have pdd, because I can actually see the difference
Your disorder is too pervasive for you to be able to see the difference, it's like being colourblind but the things you are unable to see are things like subtext.

for you senor
every day is mexican day
lol

>>38031
blocking you

>>38071
lol the only thing you block is cammys toilet with yo toilet cam bro

>>38071
>blocked
How is that going for you?

i see geordie cant resist posting on the pedo spam
must remind him of his discord

>>38258
you're absolutely retarded. again.

and what discord? i closed that account

>>38309
Who is this horrid internet bully?

>>38258
banking on admin to knock that off, it's becoming a full time job to keep looking into.

>>38317
i always global report anyways
because when they post it its usually part of a multi board attempt
so its more than just our problem
its everyones problem
if more people on other boards did the same i would think we would see it less

Goddamm, it seems everytime I find time to post it's downtime lately.

>>38331
At least we don't gotta worry about Geordie posting his button mushroom in resorting to sick Carmen to stop his internet at 4 in the morning at catscstland.

>>38392
Lol
Good times

>>38392
i wonder if the kiddies get mushroom bombed
fuck i just realized
thats how he convinces them to pedo with him
he flashes the ol button mushroom
and when they see it they say
>ye thats a childs penis so i must be talking to another child and not one of those creepy pedos my parents warned me about
evil genius
he using his deformities to his advantage

>>38408
Idk man, when I was Geordie's predatory age range, all I had hots for was one of my teachers and ignored the other girls that showed interest. Maybe he had the same chemical reaction, but for Carmen. Which resulted into lil boys. And considers it normal to go backward, instead of adjusting.

>>38408
literally not what happened lmao

>>38418
I'd be more concerned about the other thread.

>>38418
Opposite Talk

>>38434
Requesting this image cropped.

>>38436
Cropped? How?

>>38529
"Adult"
lololol

>>38531
Jordan "I can make you feel like an adult" Rivera knows the secret shortcut for minors...

>>38529
why are u stlaking aslaflaaf?

>>38607
Only a true internet serial stalker would know about such things.
What a giveaway!

>>38610
Who is stalking whom?

>>38609
i dont think u know what serial means
>>38610
Fake.

>>38614
Do you mean fake like your claim that "It was a ghost" when you were caught masturbating by the minors, or do you mean fake like all your claims that you are dead (most recent example here >>38581)?
This is the problem you have now Jordan, even if it WAS fake (which it isn't), your habit of lying about everything including obvious lies means your credibility is metaphorically in the shitter. Contrary to what you might think, being "in the shitter" is considered to be a bad thing.

>>38614
It was a ghost, wasn't it?

>>38616
Incorrect again. I was not the one sitting on his character.
>>38617
Unless the video had said "oooh, rot, ughhh" or whatevr sick shit that WASNT SAID, your 'allegations' are false already. No shit it wasnt a ghost, well it wasn't me who kept my hands on my laptop. I would NEVER want to lose my life to jerking off to literal people. And I dont even like Rot or their friends that way, no.

I mean fake like "I did not fucking roleplay with asfalaf, and it shouldnt even MATTER who does so otherwise. You're overreacting over a fictional character."
It isn't a habit of "lying". I just want you and your 'buddies' to stop acting up. Your metaphors are terrible

>>38625
opposite talk

I'm sorry, I meant to say I HAD my hands on the laptop.

Still doesn't mean I "jerk" to them though, cuz I don't.
And NO IT IS NOT OPPISTE TALK.

>>38641
you had yo hands on the button mushroom opposite talker

>>38641
Wank wank your tiny Frank

>>38641
>I'm sorry
No ur not.
Hypocrite.
"Rules for thee..."

>>38625
A picture paints 1000 words and a video is thousands of pictures. All your words there are insignificant when stacked up against the video of you doing the opposite of what you said.
>"I did not fucking roleplay with asfalaf"
There's proof that you did and you provide no proof that you didn't. Until you can prove otherwise with something better than obvious lies, yes you did. Also, remember when you said he wasn't a minor? Your statements on him aren't trustworthy.
>and it shouldnt even MATTER who does so otherwise. You're overreacting over a fictional character
"Adults sexual roleplaying with minors is fine, calm your tits pedophobe."
Bold.
> I just want you and your 'buddies' to stop acting up
I want your buddies to not be minors, so it looks like neither of us is getting what they want!
>Your metaphors are terrible
Yes, the non-literal is very upsetting for those who find the language difficult.

>>38661
>stru-
I don't struggle with English at all.
>our li-
Stop being fucking creepy. Kill yourself. You're disgusting

>>38675
You make a thousand less sense than before. :)
>The-
No.
>Durrr
i didnt say a real minor, did i? calm down diddy jr.
>I wa-
I don't have minors :) I have majors
>for tho-
No, I'm serious, go ask any normal person on your shit metaphors and they wont understand you. Liely because it is disgusting, and you're saying that to someone who is not remotely into fecal matter

>>38683
>You make a thousand less sense than before. :)
It's okay Jordan, big concepts are hard. Don't worry yourself, leave it for adult minds.
>No.
Good counterargument. Lots of evidence to support your claim, I sure believe it now.
>i didnt say a real minor
That's the problem with trying to pivot away from the topic isn't it? That part of the conversation is about the minors you erotic roleplay with, so your defense is automatically attributed to that. Maybe that's a lesson on staying on topic instead of trying to redirect.
>diddy jr.
Diddy was in touch with Bieber when Bieber was a minor. Only one of us is in contact with minors, Jordan and that's you. Did you bring Pedo Diddy up because he's your role model?
>I don't have minors :) I have majors
PDD wordplay doesn't change reality. The only major you have is the scale of crime your sexual contact with children can be classed as.
>No, I'm serious, go ask any normal person
Aha, Polly wants another cracker does he? You're parroting what I have previously said to you. Did you ever act on my advice and ask normal people how they feel about you following Zoocat yet? If not, why do you expect others to "ask normal people" anything when you aren't willing to do it yourself?
Rules for thee...
>they wont understand you.
I don't surround myself with retards, the people I talk to understand the language. You are a novelty.
>Liely because it is disgusting,
What makes you think people don't understand things that are disgusting? That's unrelated to comprehension (and directly connected to the subject, you).
>and you're saying that to someone who is not remotely into fecal matter
I can guarantee that whoever I ask is going to be a person who has not licked their own shit before, which is not something I can say about you. Everyone I meet is less into faeces than you are and were not curious enough about it to find out what it tastes like. What does that tell you? (Rhetorical question, you don't have the capacity to reach the right conclusion.)

>>38698 >>38697

>>38691
It's actually perfect English, plus it was a justified reaction; you are disgusting.
>>38698
>b-b-b-big concepts are ha-
>spent all my night/day making a huge list of characters in upcoming universe of fiction. private of course.
>completing a few drawings and resuming some leftover project
>designed a logo that's actually good, even reminiscent of the early 90s.
You were saying? Lol. They are NOT hard to produce, or make. It's only "hard" if you deem it "hard".
>Good coun-
You've repeated the same 'allegations' countless of times, no one's buying them. Plus I heard from one of my actual mutuals, they had a past similar to this, but never wanted to do it again. Their name is Rob.
>that's the pr-
The problem is you thinking I would want to do that to a real person or "minor", I do not. Their FICTIONAL character isn't representation of their own self at all, you know. Fiction is already uncrossed.
The reality is that you need to get a grip and fuck off so you dont get fired from ur job. I wouldnt be surprised if anyone deemed you as crazy to handle a "job".
>than you are
Not into scat. Try again (you'll fail).
And bringing up people's kinks in arguments isn't really the best thing to do, and that's considered kinkshaming for most.
>p-parro-
Not parroting. I don't really follow zoocat. I have never even contacted them

>>38701 >>38703 >>38704 >>38705

>>38730
People will say that's AI faked, but we know differently.

>>38701
>You were saying? Lol. They are NOT hard to produce, or make. It's only "hard" if you deem it "hard"
Trying to be condescending when you didn't understand the comment was about not understanding is beautiful. Don't ever change, you are a goldmine. Well, except the contact with all those minors. Change that.
>You've repeated the same 'allegations' countless of times
Because the situation hasn't changed. Also, I like how you have put allegations in quotations. It's as if your subconsious was admitting you know they are simply facts and not allegations.
>no one's buying them
The only people who aren't buying the facts stated here are minors that you have tricked into believing your lies (you know, grooming).
>Plus I heard from one of my actual mutuals, they had a past similar to this, but never wanted to do it again. Their name is Rob.
It's good that you make friends with adults occasionally, but why are they always pedos? It seems you only have two groups of friends: children and the men who want to diddle them.
>The problem is you thinking I would want to do that to a real person or "minor", I do not. Their FICTIONAL character isn't representation of their own self at all, you know. Fiction is already uncrossed.
I'll let you in on a secret; sexual roleplaying with a minor is still sexual roleplaying with a minor if the minor pretends they are not a minor. Do you really think the children you talk to aren't real?
>The reality is that you need to get a grip and fuck off so you dont get fired from ur job.
I don't need careers advice from someone unemployable, thanks. I can't just play-pretend I have a company like a PDD sufferer because that doesn't bring in money. When someone doesn't live the life of a child, they need that money to pay for things like food, electricity and housing.
>Not into scat.
Just enough to lick it, which is more than most.
>Try again (you'll fail)
Is that your life motto? Can it be found on the Rivera family's coat of arms?
>Not parroting.
... he parroted.
> I don't really follow zoocat.
> I have never even contacted them
These are the really baffling kind of lies, what do you hope to gain from these ones? You already did, it was already caught and it was already documented. Even better, at the time it was shown, you responded differently. Now you just try to deny what you did, but then you were making excuses. Liars need better memories than this, Jordan. Maybe keep notes or something so you don't end up arguing with things you said previously.

>>38734
i dont have a subconscious ;) i dont groom :) i'm not a goldmine :) i'm not into real people or their kids :) im into fictional characters that do not have age :3 im not unemployable, i have been hired at my own in-house studio :) i am not a pdd sufferer :) i dont have friends that are paraphiles -w- i dont have friends who diddle, and i do not have a scat fetish. :) i do not have a motto in my family, we arent a tv show :) stop misusing words you maladjusted ape :) you didnt catch anyone :) it is not baffling to tell a real truth cause i do not like zoocat at all. he doesnt even know me or have any knowledge. he wont make me into a map :)
who said anything about living like a child? :)
why do you think i'm sexual with anyone when that isn't the case? uwu

and another thing, no :)
you are wasting your time to a random figment, dude

and if you cant believe that, then eat gun powder :)

>>38753
>i dont have a subconscious
This is beautiful and explains a lot. All the rest is simply lying and saying the opposite of what I said without actually formulating arguments. If you won't put in the effort, then neither will I.

>>38755
how does it explain a lot? i dont have a mind of UNawareness, I have all awareness of what am doing. talking to a man who won't do something actually better and admit to stalking someone while at work.

>>38769
You are SO aware, anon!
You have created SO much for mankind!!!

>>38769
>at work
Would that be:
a] your companies
b] stacking shelves at the local market
c] stalking and grooming underage little boys
d] Drawing like a little child
e] something else

>>38775
No response.
He must be very busy, with so much work to be done.

>>38795
Fuck off, I'm busy researching personal hygiene. Grooming, specifically.

>>38796
Something Carmen forgot to teach you as a child..

>>38795
>>38796
Fuck the lot of of you, and signa refistery and third option as Jordan Manuel Rivera

>>38810
Vote 1 Geordie

>>38829
Wtf who is the tie breaker, then. Blame those who died in closet votes... me swears.

>>38795
No response because we dont sit our asses talking to you all day, fuck off.
>>38796
Fake because neither of us groom, I know who you are :)
>>38773
>>38775
1. stop replying to me two times :)
2. i was referring to another anon, not you, klim. we already know how freaky you get with kids :3
>>38797
you're replying to someone else

>>38769
> how does it explain a lot?
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/59f606ba-b4a5-4c0f-9f70-f8799000e761
> i dont have a mind
That was all you needed to say there.
>stalking
I'm on a board you hate, you have no reason to be here. That makes you the stalker.

looks like the boys over on b wondering where geordie is hiding out
well he aint here
and he aint there
but he is still on his deviantsharts grooming grounds tryina catch more kiddies
so he aint off the internet
not had his arms broke by an angry parent
not had his internet cut off by the fbi kiddy fiddling division
he still out there
its an exercise in restraint
i give it another day at the most lol

>>38846
Linking a quote isn't an answer. How do i hvae "unawareness"?

new friend
and surprise surprise they under 18 lol
groomy geordie

lol looks like i was too generous
i gave it a day
it took a minute
maybe i need to wash my ass more or sth
geordie smelled my post and came running
maybe my poor grammar made him think i was a little kid lol

>>38910
WILL! YOU! STOP!!!!!
STOP STOP STOP
STOP STALKING AND CONNOTATING SEXUAL STUFF ONTO PEOPLE
STOP RIGHT NOW.
Stop!!!!

JUST FUCKING DIE

>>38909
>Unaware that he "has unawareness".
Chef's kiss.

>>38913
uwu kissy kissy little boy
come to uncle geordie

>>38942
THAT WASNT EVEN ABOUT SETH EITHER
LIKING SPRUNKI ISNT FOR KIDS

>>38944
hey diddle diddle
geordie will fiddle

>>38942
Little Timmy Tickle
With his Itty Bitty Pickle
Touching little boys in the show-wer...

>>38946
can confirm

>>38945
*starts to fucking choke you, intellivision style*

>>38953
*What a gay thing to say*

>>38961
come post on >>>/ausneets/ with us cuz!

>>38967
Oh! Jordan!!!

(inb4 'that's not me' blah blah blah)

geordie enjoys
underage boys

>>38977
"It Is Written"

>>36466 >>36509 >>36764 >>36773 >>36834 >>36899 >>36900 >>36901 >>36925 >>36926 >>36947 >>36958 >>37139 >>37159 >>37169 >>37170 >>37200 >>37206 >>37220 >>38071 >>38309 >>38418 >>38610 >>38614 >>38625 >>38633 >>38641 >>38678 >>38701 >>38753 >>38754 >>38769 >>38841 >>38909 >>38910 >>38913 >>38942 >>38944 >>38953 >>38977

lurkin in childrens playgrounds

>>38992
lurking means not interacting with the community dumbass. please stop stalking, because this is an exact instance of stalking.

>>39005
lol you should report it to the police
>the mean internet man is interrupting my predator games
should be fine bro

>>39010
literally who
what pred games.
i am not even doing any of that, please cease stalking

>>39013
>literally who
the one who caught you flashing picrel lol
>what pred games.
you up to funny games with all them kiddies bro
>i am not even doing any of that,
opposite talk
>please cease stalking
make me lol

btw you should totally buy core like you said on one of those pedoing accounts so you can change your name
i wont post the new name straight away lol
honest bro
it will be worth the money
pay it

>>39019
...kill yourself.
>o-oppos-
No, I mean it.
I want you to be dead.

>>39026
But you're a creep, and they deserve nothing good in life. Which is you

>>39033
Uh oh. Troll Spam

>>39033
is that what you tell the kiddies
pic unrelated lol

>>39285
ikr

I saw a car driving with a black guy dressed as a prisoner. That was based and funnypilled

>>39311
dont stalk me bro

>>39312
lulz

geordie on that rules for thee not for the pz again
calling out people for replying to minors
meanwhile he be like
>uwu little boy she wanna fuq
>get yo dick out on discord little bro uwu

>>39588
Geordie the Creepy pedo perverted stalker

>>39588
nigga is lying
also what a horrid font. ive seen better handwriting.
-
And stop thinking every conversation is sex-driven. Please. Stop stalking me already
>rules fo-
What rules. I'm not sending anything irl to them.

>>39593
Nice denial and delusion, Geordie.
Take your meds every day, Poopers.

>>39596
>deni-
But it's not.
>t-
you take your meds because you keep stealing my art for 4 years now. why can't you just outgrow of me already, dude.

>>39593
opposite talk little boy enjoyer
you was pedoing on a different little boy around the same time you wrote this lol
you could at least try to hide your pedoing before you lie about it

>>39593
>I'm not sending anything irl to them.
was the person you said
>Bro is replying to a fucking minor... LOL.
doing that then
why is the rules different for you geordie

>>39605
that was a fucking roleplay of the character, idiot. snettim IS hot after all
>ped-
HOW
LITERALLY WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT

>>39609
YOU
SICK
FUCK

>>39612
Klim you're no better than spacey

>>39609
>that was a fucking roleplay of the character
with a little boy
thats pedo you retard

fucking lol i just thought of something
geordie when the german
>groomed you
you was pretending you were old enough to be on 4chan
so by your rules what he did was not pedo
hahaha
you sure about those rules now bro

>>39621
you're the one that thinks it's sexual, dude
>>39623
how is being a teenager a "little boy"? why do you think about them? LOL

>>39631
We only do what Geordie himself does and thinks.
Teenagers are underage, like Geordie was when he posted nude photos of himself.

>>39633
then you would've thought of uploading art on deviantart, but no. you're not me

>>39634
Who would want to be (You), anon?

>>39593
I'm honestly down for a Thanksgiving name special. Give me what to work with. Winner gets to delete a Geordie post. And if it works out December idea's thread can be pinned til the new year.

>>39647
I don't know why he's getting so agitated about the name field anyway, his retardation is identifiable enough on its own.

>>39624
We're half way in this month so it's not like you can lose. You might as well try and tell me to edit his posts to say they love you.

>>39648
He doesn't even post as anon, he uses retard shit and sage. Then got pissy when I thought it hilarious from a joke if we were all his personalities. And got back to normal. And demanded it back.

>>39648
But I'm offering the change of name again. Til new year just to tick his autim again.

If he were tbh, he'd call me out. And give me proof. And you and me might be on /baaa3/ now. But the new games for this year's end are up In the air.

>>39650
I noticed that, not sure what he thinks having it achieves. Then again, a lot of his thought processes are baffling.
>>39651
It'd have to be one of the things that sets him off to be honest. "Tard wrangler" or "Groomed by Jordan" would be a few ideas.

>>39652
All he had to do was prove that he can vote like a functional adult and he's Jordanned it up once again. Two dead boards could have been his!

>>39649
ew

>>39649
im too old for him bro
tho if theres a easy way to put
OPPOSITE TALK
on all his posts that would be funny as fuck

>>39660
it would not be funny at all
opposite talk

>>39662
OPPOSITE TALK
see lol
already so useful
like community notes or sth

Test

>>39662
...

>>39660
Does that work for you?

>>39666
ehh i thought it would be a tag like when people get banned
a name would have to be sth else
idk what to go with for that

>>39667
>ehh i thought it would be a tag like when people get banned
Oh I getchu now, but I'm not the type to single out anyone's ip like that. Geordie does that enough to Klim on his boards.
>a name would have to be sth else
We can all just follow
>>39653
The idea of calling ourselves Cooper.
But editing his posts into opposite talk wouldn't take much work either way for a couple of weeks to agitate the fecal goblin.

>>39668
>>39662
But that might just flood the board logs tbh.

>>39668
Cooper, now that's a good one! A constant reminder of one of his victims would make a normal (non-sex offending) person feel bad about their actions...

>>39668
I heard from Jordan in the wrong thread, sounds like he likes this idea too!

>>39687
Stop.

See? He's confirming that he likes it in his Mexican mirror man (or "opposite talk") language.

>>39688
That's right, Hilter: WE Don't Stop.

>>39668
ye nvm then that would just be spammy

>>39683
I'll give it a shot, til the end of the month. Anytime Geordie posts he's talking to cooper from now on.
>>39683
Hi Geordie how are you.

>>39689
That is NOT confirming? Are you fucking blind? Do you need to see someone?

>>39683
Let Cooper be himself, please.

>>39731
Thanks for your fascinatingly inspired feedback, Cooper.
<uses it to wipe her ass with...>

little boy little boy
let uncle geordie tuck you in uwu
before he turn you out

>>39789
STOP
NIGGA
STOP!

WHY DO YUO THINK EVERYTHIN IS SEXUAL

>>39793
What a hot sexual post.
Just makes me want to...

>>39811
Um, what the FUCK?! I didn't give you permission to snoop around my account info, HOW did you get it?

>>39814
That isn't the question, is it Jordan? The question is:
Why are you in contact with all those minors?

oh wait at least its not the roleplaying
buT STILL
I DO *NOT* WITH MINROS!!!!

>>39815
why are you NIGGERING?

>>39816
Cooper says he is a minor, Jordan. Nothing changes reality.
>>39817
Didn't you tell your child bride Cooper that you would stop using words like that?

He was born in 2007 like your little brother. In fact, maybe that's why you groomed him?

>>39817
>NIGGERING
What would the minor say?

>>39824
Wrong family guy scene, this one is more his style now.

>>39821
>>39822
>>39823
we're beating you at this game
dont tell me that ur trying to hack the motherboard we'll get you every time

>>39827
Grooming minors isn't my game. That's the game you play.

>>39828
>doesnt get cyberchase
FUCK you.

>>39876
... and what is that? Is it some retard children's show unrelated to anything which a PDD sufferer will bring up in an attempt to change the subject?

>>39917
>>39876
>cyberchase

"A TV program catering to preschoolers on UK's ITV"

>>39926
Consider me shocked! What a strange reference for an adult man who is not at all a PDD sufferer to pull out of his anus. Why would Jordan do this?

>>39926
>>39917
Cyberchase
https://pbskids.org/cyberchase

"Cyberchase is an animated science fantasy children's television series that airs on PBS Kids. "

Jesus fucking christ, Jordan... ffs...

>>39928
>>39929
"Cyberchase is an ongoing animated educational children's television series. It was created to teach basic ... science, technology, engineering, and mathematics."

Jordan... ffs...

>>39876 >>39917 >>39928 >>39929 >>39930

The "Jordan has the mindset and educational level of a young child because of his PDD" memes just write themselves...

>>39930
>>39929
>waaah waaah
go learn math, it'll help you not be stupid

>>39917
there's nothing relating to pdd, and i can't suffer what i don't have. :) in fact, i'm not even suffering, i don't have ongoing depression like the lot of other people with personal issues (even resolved ones). so that's a fail comparison.

>>39931
no one fucking makes those memes but yourself

>>39938
>>39939
This is exactly what someone denying they have PDD would say.

>>39942
>I, myself, used to wear pamps back then
is geordie implying that he had to wear diapers at age 11

>>40017
the little boy def is
geordies post is ambiguous
but it sound a lot older than he should have been ye
https://vocaroo.com/1dwGBqjaKSoU

look like my bro was a little too enthusiastic fighting the pedozoo spam attempt
he killed >>31351
it nothing special tho
but did feature this what def need preserving
>perhaps the Endchan crowd might want this.
>https://x.com/ThylaTank/status/1795243288133312703
>if anyone has Twitter/X(or a workaround), feel free to archive the thread(don't forget alt text, they provide vital context)

wait lol its back
nvm
i could have swore it got gone

>>40112
IT DOES NOT NEED PER SEVING

Tbh let me fix settings.

Test

Okay thread creation is back to 1, name is back to anon.

One more test

Okay.

Good luck Geordie! Let's see how you manage with these new policies

>>40124
>name is back to anon
the cooper pooper served its purpose tho
got many angries out of diddles

>>40129
I didn't think it'd get that response, yet it did.

>>40132
to be desu thats the most fun of interacting with the boy
when he get on a loop thats boring
but when he tard out on totally unexpected shit is a riot

>>40135
loops are better

>>40143
yes small children find comfort in repetition
lol
pdd

lol look like diddles been busy
archived.moe/b/thread/928019561/
i dont even need to highlight the posts
everyone can see which ones are the kiddy kollector
why do he think he can blend in with the adult brains ay

>>40675
Oh Jordan... you Cereepy pedo stalker

>>40675
Where?
Diaper edits aren't kids LOL

>>40692
your posts dont blend in pddtard
you keep going with the
>it aint me tho
>he died
>lol not him
but everyone can see you there bro
and they smell your kiddiddling too

STOP DELETING THREADS YU IDIOT
>you ke-
HE IS DEAD
DEAD.
JIM.
DEAD.
HE IS DEAD, JIM.

sorry diddles
i dont see why i should do anything for you
maybe for geordie
i knew him for years
but you keep telling me he dead
so who tf are you really diddles
just some random pred who assumed his identity after he died right

>>40716
DIDDLES IS DEAD TOO CUNT

>>40728
Then I see no concern for our loss of Geordie and Diddles here.

>>40736
how can you not be concerned of your obsessive behaviors???

>>40737
Diddle me this Geordie, no u.

>>40728
thats fine diddles 2
we can just keep adding numbers now
it dont matter
every time you claim death its a new one who is exactly the same
like kenny from south park
diddles 2 or diddles 402 it dont make no difference
you aint get away from being diddles like that diddles 2

>>40788
UH, NO?
I'M A RANDOM ANONYMOUS PERSON NOT A FUCKING DIDDLER
WE ARE NOT THE FUCKING SAME THING?!

>>40738
>Diddle me this
lol
diddle me this
diddle me that
who grooms the kiddies
and eats his own scat

>>40789
diddlespeak
thats opposite talk for diddlers

diddles update
i think everyone can see what the problem is here lol
https://archived.moe/b/thread/928106689