>>38614
Do you mean fake like your claim that "It was a ghost" when you were caught masturbating by the minors, or do you mean fake like all your claims that you are dead (most recent example here >>38581)?
This is the problem you have now Jordan, even if it WAS fake (which it isn't), your habit of lying about everything including obvious lies means your credibility is metaphorically in the shitter. Contrary to what you might think, being "in the shitter" is considered to be a bad thing.