Geordie was bombarded with pdd. And decided to share it to the world. Now we are.

>>28390
All these are Official Canon Lore.

>>28383
okay fine
some retards on t his board made a board, moreso a "mockery" attempt because apparently they like to make fun of my board, and genuine creations of my charactrers, shows adn more.
they think i'm a "lolcow" for doing something that wasnt even worthy of cow or laughing. and i don't have any disorder like "pdd"...

what else should i explain, OP?
You're just gonna end up believing these terminally online idiots anyway.

now you see here:
>>28395
>>28391
>>28390
>>28389
These are the "idiots" mentioned, they often take my own art (old or not), and edit into scat.
They make numerous claims of me """being""" into scat despite the reality of it not being the case.
I never drew pooping, I do not do whatever else these fuckers say.

I do not draw porn of irl shit, I don't even fucking do anything besides do what I want WITHOUT HURTING PEOPLE.

>comprehensive explanation
You don't explain anything, you're beyond retardation that you post and steal edits made by other people.
That tweet isn't even FROM me, t hat's just another brownnose pup thing, but NO WAY in hell am I getting degenerate with DIAPERS IN REAL FUCKING LIFE.
Second image is just you editing a teenager's face, leave it alone you creep.
Last three images were edits that you made.

>>28400
It's currently 8.21pm Friday night for Klim as he posts this.

This is the true reason why Geordie is afraid to use a toilet.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cjTd2nLDr9Y [Embed]

>>28415
>>28415
>>28415
Mic drop

>>28418
Screencapping doesn't prove anything... are you seriously going to being a moron at this??? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. SIMPLE AS.

>>28422
Stop posting on here, Tard.
It's that simple.
Yes, it is.

>>28422
>posting things i say dont show things i say
lol pdd

>>28737
Eat a handful of poo and see if it cures it. It tastes like a pill, maybe it works like one too.

>>28737
Klim you didn't catch anything but more retardness.

>>28745
Klim caught PDD retardness from Yonkers from this site.

We know because 'they' told us.

>>28745
Why is Geordie up and awake at 4:55 am???

>>28754
Shit the bed (and wanted to get to work on eating it).

>>28754
i'm actually drawing something

>>28762
Prove it.
Show us what you drew.
Otherwise you are lying again.

>>28770
Please don't encourage the posting of obscene minor pornography.

This is a GOOD REASON WHY Yonkers is no longer welcome to attend the church right across the road from where he lives...


The “Salem United Church of Christ” ( https://www.salemucccatasauqua.org ) is right across the road from the “Diaper Zone”: https://youtube.com/watch?v=EZGEllw-8m8 [Embed] (also: https://jmp.sh/26Dp3Mtm )

ffs Yonkers.
Will you fucking please stop posting pics of yourself wearing your mom's panties and pantyhose on that other site, then deleting them? No one is gonna save them, you sick fuck.
Deny it, we fucking dare you, you sick fuck.

and no it's not your Australian b/f, paranoid dickhead

Farting Dog: https://files.catbox.moe/0k5lvp.mp4

>>28830
i've actually never done this at a church you inbred retard. you have zero understanding of the fact of t aking other people's work and twisting the story on me.
you aren't funny. the salem church is not next to a diaper zone. we are not abuniverse, we do not sell diapers. leave my home area alone, you prick
>>29167
since when did i ever thought about posting my mom's panties? oh right, NEVER did that. at this point you're just deliberately lying, much worse than before
>pretending to be angry
and you wonder why I call *you* the sick fuck. don't be questionable to my pics again,
>paranoid
being angry is not the same as paranoia. i am not scared of a feeble creep in their near-death age.

>>28770
why should i show an elderly creep what i'm working on. you wouldnt like it because it doesnt have your shitty fantasy about fucking literal children, or some asinine shit like "the yonkers game". you're not worth being shown anything; you're a lost cause.
and not once would you care about something called "jampacked", i can sense you're going to pretend to care because you dont really watch cartoons (ones that could be nice too).
instead you want to see content creators in mental peril, aka being subject to countless arguments, unwanted videos and shit - if not anything else like being stalked all the time; something that shouldnt happen, no matter what account. people like you are why we need more security and less vehement liars like you, spaceyman, and anyone else like such.
no seriously, words cant say more about how i want you deplatformed. i'm tired of seeing your posts every day, even after i wake up. as a matterof fact this whole internet, is now a chaos-mess because of insects like you. i fucking hate that you dont understand i hate you, and i will not show you anything. because if i show, you're going to ALSO edit and steal it and claim as yours. just like with the older works you have claimed.

and the more you make a post, COMPLETELY ignoring my entire point; you're just proving me right.
once you wake up you're going to have no clue on the boundaries i set against you, and continue to reply with more of the same inane words. it's more pathetic than my old days, really; because at least from my naiveness i learned to change things about that. gotten better at arting and stuff more than you will ever do.
you're just going to stay rotting in that crap you call a house, and i'm gonna stay untouchable and unstoppable; meaning that i'm having a better life than you freaky liars.

Sorry sweetie I'm not triggered. Cope more :)

>>29180
See? Proving me right.
You don't care because you're going to shit on my work, GENUINE work made by someone who KNOWS creativity; and doesnt force mainstreaming on such.
and you're an old fart who just can't into being nice. So you have to harass a 20 year old for attention as a coping thing. How sad :)

>>29185
Have you taken your meds this year at all, anon?

>>29169
>>29174
>>29176
Looks like Klim really kicked the PDD hive this time.

>>29185
Nice stolen art.

>>29188
Klim knows how to trigger the PDD of a retard.

>>29187
oh yeah i'm perfectly sane. I'm just not wasting time SAVING PEOPLE'S PHOTOS OF THEIR CHILDREN, OR THEIR OWN SELF. or posting CRAPPY AI, which is what YOU do.
>>29188
I'm not you.
>>29189
Not stolen. Saving content that was once uploaded isn't the same thing.

>>29196
I know. You're one of the PDD bees.

Where di he go?
Looks like Carmen woke up and caught him online at 5.30 am [his time], and beat his ass. Good.

>>29219
The past hour i been talking to you and designing. You're majorly retarded

>>29227
>talking to you
Were you that guy who pretended to be a 14-yo to me who was pretending to be a 12-yo boy?

>>29227
Retarded is a slur, please use a more scientific phrase like PDD.

>>29232
Yes. All the 100's of other anons here cannot help having caught their PDD from one particular anon.
That's mentalist!

>>29291
>i was 14 years old 5 years ago
Math was never your strongest suit, was it, Jordan

>>29298
Which of the many times? You'll need to be moer specific than that.

>>29297
It is a strong suit if you remember correctly and don't force yourself to forget.
I know times properly, and better than you. You entered my life since 2020s and have never left. Fuck off.
>>29298
...HOW? You're actually fucking retarded if you think I'm talking to a "minor". I'm talking to a grown old fart who is immature compared to me,. a 20 year old. Jesus christ, I actually want to choke you for having SUCH HORRIBLE READING COMPARISON.

>>29231
all i'm telling to you is that, i did NOT get beat, I did NOT fart at a church, i don't "stalk or groom" and i definitely don't enable your actions. maybe go jack off to my old pics again you utter weirdo
>>29299
he's never speficic, because klim is a fucking retard. plus he's a creep himself, why reply to someone who QUESTIONABLY SAYS STUFF ABOUT MY FACE?
>>29300
No, you DON'T have any fucking lore. STOP copying posts damn it. PLEASE. YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE AN INSANE BROKEN RECORD.

>>29305
>klim is a fucking retard
And yet he knows the time where YOU live better than you do? What does that make you?
Carmen said you were 5 in your mind, but it sounds like she was being generous since most 5 year olds can tell the time.

>>29305
Jacking off while talking to minors is more your speed Jordan.

>>29323
Fucker needs & deserves 'Corrective Discipline'

>>29174
> i can sense you're going to pretend to care because you dont really watch cartoons
What is it with you and cartoons? Is it your gateway to kiddies?
>people like you are why we need more security and less vehement liars like you, spaceyman, and anyone else like such.
That's why you only find us on imageboards. Call the security, for all you care.

>>29329
Cartoons aimed at a target audience of children is how he views reality now.
ie. People cannot die in Cartoons, etc.

>>29335
Is Jordan going to grow into the hands of a care given situation? When Hector and Carmen are too old, to handle him. Or do the non stop cartoons simmer him down?

>>29351
The fucker needs to be Tasered every day.

>>29329
>is it your gate-
No, it's just something I've always watched. Starting frmo when I was first born. It isn't a gateway for "kiddies", and I strongly avoid paraphiles.
>>29335
>FALSELY claiming things again
Sorry, klim I've grown up. I already know Sophia wasn't real, or even any stupid cartoon I even "thought" of. I've only roleplayed the OC so you can stop creeping on me.
>>29351
...I've been given myself lots of care already.
>when this, when tha-
Nigga. You know nothing about my life. My parents are fine. Even dad himself. Now stop worrying with fake perceptions
>>29335
Wrong. Also when the fuck do I watch cartoons only for children? Helluva boss is for kids now? Piss off
>>29362
>pretending to be angry
Klim, admit it. You love talking to me, there's no need for threats at all. Hell you even claim I "love" you sometimes; I bet you're going to post that next.
>misunderstanding tasers
You're a gullible moron attacking someone who's already admit their mistake on going to nsfw websites when they were young, it isn't criminal to do a non-crime mistake. Using your logic, you need that instead of innocent people who know more than your pea brain

>>29367
Have you been trying to learn how to tell the time?

>>29367
Laser time 4u

>>29388
Yonk: Laser ZAAAAAAAPP

He will never learn what paraphiles are, his PDD prevents him from learning this even with the whole internet available to him. The information just does not go in.

>>29415
Geees... kinda sounds like... ahhh... PDD?

>>29174
>no seriously, words cant say more about how i want you deplatformed
Then get out of Carmen's room. And do it. Don't talk about it, be about it.

>>29367
It's a gateway for kiddies. Called it.

>>29415
there's a difference between the big three and others, though.
pedo, zoo and necrophilia is bad.
liking mere cartoons is not.
and being into heartbeating or even an actual fucking car isn't bad either.
i am not prevented by a repetitive disorder you keep repeating to yourself.
i know research, you don't.
>>29374
I obviously do. It's 5 in the morning now, idiot
>>29423
i've been out of her room already silly lol.
>>29418
Geez, kinda sounds like, uh, shut the fuck up? Stop trying to be funny, old man
>>29424
Prove it, retard. I don't watch cartoons "for kids".

>>29434
> It's 5 in the morning now
That's the time when he stalks, lurks and jerks, so no one at home will know what sick things he is doing online.

>>29431
>Cece the pedo drew that, maybe go be friends with him instead? Both of you like kids lol
You know it doesn't work like that Jordan, you hate Klim in case he steals the minors you're trying to groom away from you.

>>29440
>anon
Am I yonkers, geordie, simon or anon? Who the fuck am I to you anymore, make up your mind.

>we all wonder-
SHUT.
UP.
ABOUT.
"WE".
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS. And second of all, I know what it means from someone who isn't retarded; and it's not a fucking children cartoon reference. Being into cardiophilia is an actual thing, look it up if you're still so skeptical about MANY OTHER PARAPHILIAS OR FETISHES ON THE INTERNET.-

>>29441
Once again, you're wrong. Stop quoting and immediately assuming people stalk each other. Please.
>>29452
he doesn't steal anything but my art and my own fucking face, stay out of this if you don't know what klim is about. or if you're trying to put in "input".
>jordan
Who's Jordan? I thought I was an anonymous person like you are, except more smarter compared to a dolt who keeps assuming every being they interact with is a "predator".

No they are not. Overdose on pills and fuck off. Like, you're actually fucking annoying.
>>29455
You steal art. You save or make AI pics of LITERAL CHILDREN AND EVEN USE STUPID ANIME TO EXCUSE THAT TOO.
WHAT ELSE DID YOU NOT DO? ADMIT TO YOUR MISTAKES AND REPLY LIKE A NORMAL REHAB PERSON ALREADY. STOP AVOIDING YOUR MISTAKES.

>>29466
>>29468
We can hear you jerking off, you know.

inb4 PDD Autism "typing doesn't make sound" yaddah yaddah yaddah

>>29468
You're Jordan, Jordan. A PDD suffering minor attracted poo eater. The idea that you think you could ever blend in well enough to be 'anonymous' is laughable.

>>29480
>inb-
Dead meme.
>we ca-
NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T. STOP SAYING WE YOU CRAZY MORON.
>>29484
Being a profic/fictophile doesn't make me a fucking map you moron. I hate real children, and pixels are not such thing. If you see it like that then go get help or rehab, this isnt good to think like that.
>is laugha-
Oh really, what's my new account then? Idiot.

>>29498
You are for replying. Piss off klim.

>>29496
>I love cartoon pedophilia, you should get help.
You should tell the police about your desires.

The board was slid. Deleted a bunch of it.

>>30702
Any measures in settings I can set to avoid this in the future?

>>30703
If you are BO, sure. But it's not a state secret:
"Hourly thread limit" can help some. That can slow down the flood.
There is also "Early 404" which will clear threads automatically if they don't get bumped to a certain amount. From the top of my head I dunno how many posts are needed or the time limit. Can happen that legit threads get deleted if they have too few replies.

>>30702
I TOLD YOU NO. YOUR BOARD SUCKS AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
>>30704
Fuck you.

>>30704
>"Hourly thread limit" can help some. That can slow down the flood.
That one works, we're a slow board anyway. Thank you.

One last thing, why can't I see >>30706 ip?

>>30707
I set that just now-ish. Had to commandeer the board first for a minute, sorry about that.

>>30708
You mean the IP hash? He is using Tor. All Tor traffic counts as 1 user. If you set IDs they don't get IDs either. Or country flags.

>>30709
No worries, any help is deeply appreciated.

>>30710
I see. So anyway with attempting to delete those kind of threads or posts?

I'M NOT USING TOR
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TOR

>>30712
No automatic deletion, have to do it manually.

Tor or lokinet. No other explanation for no IP hash.

>>30712
Please i'm sorry just delete this board PLEASE PLEAS. I'll stop fucking yuor art just leave me alone

>>30714
Meaning?

>>30717
Mark checkbox/es then click delete at the bottom of the page.

>>30718
For sure. You've been a lot of help! And I'm assuming Hourly Thread Limit got set to 2?

And that from there I can adjust it?

>>30719
Yes, I set it to 2.

>>30720
Yes, you can change that. If you don't want hourly thread limit, delete the number, leave the field empty.

>>30721
Alright, I'll adjust it from there as I see fitting. Again thanks for all the help and feedback. With helping us deal with this mess.

>>30722
Sure.

>>30716
Admins don't fuck with you geordie automatic river

If he had put this much effort into his own board as he did into this one, then maybe it wouldn't still only be on page 2 after literally years.

>>30738
He was being tsundere is all and boosting our pph.

>>30742
PDD and PPH is a heady mix, it leads to a traffic explosion.

>>30746
I remember he made us the top board on 9chan for a while.

>>30748
How public spirited of him.

Our Boi Geordie: always doing good things to help others.
What an amazing guy.
He'll sleep well after his massive effort today.

It was all a publicity stunt to him, a hype man if you will.

cuz we took the time to shit on him

i'm surprised that byte hasnt responded with ANY updates whatsoever.

>>37965
Page 1 you say?