Um, because I don't actually deserve a thread on that site?
And I'm not worthy for a thread on there in ANY timeline, and I'M ALSO autistic?
Have you ever thought of that?

>>27126
Macker was way too stupid, even for Kiwifarms!

Oh Yonkers von Poopcat d’Mittens El Macker...

>>27133
>I'm autistic
But: >>21819

>>27126
it never ended up happening LMAO

>>27126
He wants one, that's reason enough to not.

>>27139
Not stupid, a thread is just undeserved.
No, autism people don't deserve a thread either.
>>27146
No shit sherlock. That's why I said I am better than those special ed cringe kids from any school that's either high or middle school.
You can be autistic AND smart, ffs.
>>27142
Describes you perfectly. Because you always deflect anytime I call you out for your crimes.
Leave me AND my friends alone.
>>27150
>>27151
Good, and that last reply is 2 years old; it was also satire.
>>27152
No I don't.

>>27155
>I am better than those special ed cringe kids
Shut up Chris.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Slow-in-the-minds

>>27155
>it was also satire.
Why is it that every time you say something dumb it's satire and a joke, yet you will hound an old Australian man to the ends of time for a single joke that he made?
RULES FOR THEE AND NOT FOR ME

>>27167
Nope, you're wrong. I'm not a 40 year old affair-having-with-mother person.
>>27173
It was satire to want a thread, of course I wasn't serious, but it wasn't dumb talk either.
>b-buhhh!!! he joked about LITEARL CHILD PHOTOS of you, now being 20!!!
iT'S NOT A FUCKING "JOKE" TO SEXUALIZE A FUCKING CHILD HOOD PHOTO FROM A *REAL* PERSON.
>>27167
>>27176
It's better being someone who isn't constantly posting, and reposting the same messages and videos all over and over and over again until they get very very VERY stale over time, if not in one day. Lying included.

>>27189
Shut up Chris.
Everything you disagree with is a joke, so therefore it is fine.

>>27189
Thanks, ChrisChan.

nobody has been autistic enough to write one yet

>>27288
>yet
It'll NEVER happen in any year, go look for someone ELSE worthy of attention

Hey Jordan:
Who is this?

>>27295
If Jordan thinks this is somehow sexual, then he IS a paedophile.
There is nothing sexualized about this image at all.
Only a real pedo would see that in that image.

>>27299
No, if you like an ACTUAL real child (not your stupid loli image), then you'd be classified as a pedo.
And you using my face for those crying pictures is also creepy

>>27308
Do you mean like the real children you take into private chats on Discord?
That place where real children have caught you masturbating to their conversations?

>>27314
mittens sperging because he got caught choking his chicken to minors again (Discord 31 May 2023): https://youtube.com/watch?v=GaXEA7zaJjk [Embed]

>>27314
Did I "cum"? No, the hell I didn't.
Did I say anything remotely sexual to teenagers? NO, I did NOT. BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED. It's NOT that hard to get that.
So stop assuminng.
These people were only merely trolling because they get laughs from that, and i'm not saying it like dirty either.

>>27337
Translating my posts to your delusions is bullshit.

>>27334
>>27338
This is precisely what an Online Preditor and Stalker would say, according to Yonkers own Lore.

>>27642
How is it exhausting to debunk a patient's delusions on "OHHH THEY JERKED OFFF!!!" when the actual reality is that it was NEVER the case.
Why in god's name would I ever jack off to a teenager. Fuck off, Thyla.

Also you sound like a girl or something. Go take estrogen or something

>>27643
Yonkers finally admits he is a 'patient'

>>27645
>>27650
>>27655

no, it's YOU and your anon friend's delusion. i did not even admit to any of your claims. stop misreading

>>27656
Stop lying with your paranoid delusions, Jordan.
It's time to stop.

>>27658
>projecting your problems on a normal person who doesn't randomly save a lot of people's art to mock it
look who's talking. and stealing MY pictures

>>27663
>>27672
>>27673
>copyrighted music on something that doesn't allow it
LMAO

>>27677
Those are some very serious allegations: You should report them to the Police and Proper Authorities, Jordan.

They will need to survey all of your electronic devices to find evidence of your claims. Are you willing to do that, or will you just continue to make false accusations that you cannot prove?

Why does “the angry anon” respond to these posts at all? What are they trying to hide and/or prevent from happening, we all wonder?

Jordan: If you think you'd rather talk to him about it every single day of your life and whine like a bitch rather than tell the police, then that's your problem, and no one else's.

→ No one is going to accept your “Victim Card” any longer.

“Yeah... gotta go with Klim on this one, Jordan.”
-----------------------------------------

ATTN Yonkers: Post your proof, your verifiable and reliable evidence of your accusations with absolute clarity and certainty, clearly documented that connect physical evidence and reports of witnesses to a specific person, or shut the fuck up.

In other words: “PROVE IT!”

“ A ‘burden of proof’ is a party’s duty to prove a disputed assertion or charge, and includes the burden of production (providing enough evidence on an issue so that the trier-of-fact decides it rather than in a peremptory ruling like a directed verdict) and the burden of persuasion (standard of proof such as preponderance of the evidence)….
* “ If the claimant fails to discharge the burden of proof to prove their case, the claim will be dismissed.”
(Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burden_of_proof_(law) )

We were hosted by 9chan, which hosts kiwi, we became the 2nd top board til, it shut down. Welcome. To us.

kiwifarms sucks anyway

>>27861
Only the true ChrisChan can say that.
(You) have just accepted that title of "King of the Lolcows".