>>34819
>>34820
Campaign Theme Song?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-1YxOjhev5U [Embed]

>>34821
Campaign Theme Song Contender Number Two

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AhfYyTDh-kE [Embed]

he shits on the competition
this november vote for jordan and whatever kid hes in contact with this week
make america groom again

>>34824
>>34823
>>34822
>>34820
>>34821

Kill yourself the Pony.
Encourages disgusting freaks like YOU to die!
KYS for President!

>>34827
geordie you can be the next chief child sniffer
imagine the smells
biden just stopped at the head
you would be going for them diapers

>>34829
but i dont sniff children
sniffing cartoons is not the same as a literal creep irl. and i am not a creep
>>34830
leave pettan alone

Theme Song

Poo Poo the Pony for POTUS: https://youtube.com/watch?v=a-pXrHVAZrQ [Embed]

>>34829
Think about it Geordie, if you step in. You'd not only win by a butt mud slide, but have an entire team endorsing your Nothing Go series. You will finally have the secret service to defend secret starter road, and protect you from Klim and all the other meanie monsters. With unlimited access to discord kiddies. You can finally annex Mexico and say it's English once and for all. We all flush for you Geordie.

>>34840
>>34840
>>34840
Never Forget

Poo Poo the Ponk is polling VERY high now. He is a REAL contender for POTUS.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a-pXrHVAZrQ [Embed]

>>35405
We all love Poo Poo the Ponk

>>34841
i dont think he went for it
p

>>35559
Jordan just didn't understand it.

>>35572
nobody understands your horrifically unfunny humor because no one is insane enough to share it with you, a creep.
not to mention you have dug this up from 9 fucking years ago just to make a "meme" about this. this is sad. you're fucking sad, yet you're also a damn creep.

>>35588
nobody loves you at all. not even romantically

geordie is talking about himself again
p

>>35590
Isn't this such beautifully-loving Jordan Opposite Talk!

LOL @ >>35593

>>35593
nah
i'm talking about the whole board
you're all sad. not even joking

>>35601
>not joking
Irony: That's pretty funny

>>35601
just because diddling makes you happy
that dont mean people who aint doing it are sad all the time bro
a lot of people have different tastes to you
and i aint talking about the taste of a pill lol

>>35602
its not
>>35605
i dont diddle though?

>>35606
and thats what makes you sad lol
thats why you think we must be sad too
because you know how not diddling makes you feel
you got to make do with whacking it to the discord kiddies

>>35581
What happened 9 years ago?
>>35608
This.

>>35627
That's when Hector, Jordan's father, beat him for being stupid and left the family.

>>35628
Can Geordie even remember those events?

>>35631
He can't remember hour-by-hour what character he is playing

>>35632
Imagine his hygiene.

>>35627
>durrr, what happe-
how fucking retarded are you. did you not try out reverse image search?
>>35628
i was never beaten by my father?
>>35632
im not roleplaying as anyone
>>35634
i was also clean back in my day

>>35608
but NOT diddling isn't sad.
>you go to make do with-
making cartoons not harassing other people obviously

>>35625
nobody asked you to join furaffinity, so if you hated it, and not just randomly say idioms, why did you join it? i want a real reason.
>>35629
>h-he cannot-
>blocks dozens of randoms i dont talk to nor want to see their gross muscular vore art
>he craves the-
>*doesn't actually crave attention because he minds his own business*
>b-but he...
>has never seeked validation because i have never asked nor owed anybody to be "valid or justified"
>he will resp-
>to disprove your OBVIOUSLY false calims you have been saying for 2 years. Because you're incorrect, you don't know the true meaning of the words you speak.
No, my first satire thread doesn't count as wanting attention or flames, Klim.

>>35637
Why do you visit this board?

>>35642
He needs the attention
He needs the validation
He needs the reassurance from complete strangers on the internet

>>35642
Because I want you to stop being unfunny and condoning harassment or anything like it.
I've answere dyou multiple times.
>>35645
WRONG answers, Klimbert.
I don't need attention nor validation.
None of this is encouraging attention or validating.
There are no "reassurances" here. I'm not removing your doubts because you already disbelieve reality by default. If I try saying you live in a crap shed house and pay NO rent, WASTING YOUR LIFE on a fucking 20 year old, that's not reassuring, that's stating the cold hard truth about you. You couldve fucked off to someplace better and got your behavior in check but you chose to refuse any help and get it from a guy who doesnt like people like you

>>35646
Does visiting this board stop any of that?

>>35637
>i want a real reason.
Why are you so comfortable with your behavior with children?

>>35646
So.
Very.
Sad.

Anyway...

>>35636
ikr thats what i was saying
>making cartoons
to lure the kiddies
i aint forgot bro

>>35739
Yup.
That's right.
cartoons for children.

>>35651
What behavior? Why are you paranoid over people NOT hurting others?
>>35739
That was satire but there wasn't even any porn in the company's beginnings. Plus they dont use that old logo anymore. Or at least not unless it wants a "anniversary" special which may not be made.

An the joint venture had stopped existing in mid 2021, Lole + KCX split each other, and KCX was just renamed Kay Comms. And LTN has never made things for literal toddlers or children.
it doesn't "lure" anybody.
>>35653
yes you live a sad life if you harass an adult that's younger than you are.
>>35746
But Jampacked isn't for children, is it?
Is PUFF TRICK BUNNY for children?
What about Mottertops?
God, make up your fucking mind. I'm not the PBS Kids of Pennsylvania.

>>35751
opposite talk

>>35751
>I'm not the PBS Kids of Pennsylvania.
pzds kids

>>35751
You've composed such a fantastic perceptive and positive post here, Jordan.
Great to see your insight slaying those trolls.

>>35967
Jolly good, old chap

>>36231
They are Black.
Jordan said so.

Poopsnarf is love
Poopsnarf is life

>>36247
Eveybody loves the Golden Calf Idol of Watnai: Poopsnarf