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I have been practicing my handshakes FOR MONTHS and NOBODY TOLD ME TO DO IT BEFORE THE JOB.

you know how many interviews i've had, where i DIDN'T shake their hand???

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>the third planet is sure that they're being watched
>by an eye in the sky that can't be stopped
>when you get to the promised land
>you're gonna shake that eye's hand

YOUR HEART
FELT GOOD
IT WAS DRIPPING IN PITCH
AND MADE OF WOOD
AND YOUR HANDS
AND KNEES