I WARNED YOU. DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T WARN YOU

This audio is sitting in my head rent free today.
Also good morning nekos :3
>>1866
Oh well, maybe next time I won't be lazy and actually bake.

I'm gonna take the L for yesterday, I didn't realise cuckchan GIGALOCKS your threads at bumplimits, since no other imageboard does that.

Streaming the game neko suggested TODAY at midday, it's called midday because the game is mid.

MID DAY = GMT, so convert it to your own timezones.

I love starting every day by switching between endchans and VPNs until one combo actually works.

>>1868
bump limit was at 500 posts, thread limit was at 1000

>>1868
Before I got postcucked yesterday I wrote two full paragraphs about how the powerpoint presentation you're about to stream is not good, but I know you're going to be kicking your feet and giggling like an idiot the entire time and it's over for me.
If you see me there, be aware that I'll be HATEwatching.

Nobody ever listens to the Doomsayer until Doom arrives and then the Doomsayer (me) always goes "Hmmm, who sayed the Doom was going to arrive, huh?"

"Doom."

>>1872
DUMB*

I FUCKING HATE MODERN WEB DEVELOPMENT PRACTICES (I will not be elaborating)

>>1873
Roflmao dumbneko exposed (Didn't read your post)

>>1874
>dumbneko exposed
True, I didn't even bother to check if @'s are required for tikwm api (they are not, I've been adding them in my code for ages for no reason whatsoever)
"YOU ARE DUMB" - DUMB (League of Legends)

ty for showing up to the stream
sorry it wasnt long, i didnt have anything else in mind to stream

Vanilla Vanilla Vanilla Kyujin

The one time I wanna start biking again after years I cant find my spats. Guess its a sign

uoooooh neko's spats 😭

Speaking of spats
tomboys in spats 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😻😻😻😻

Speaking of spats
transgirls in spats 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😻😻😻😻

>>1867
good and good morning sirs

just filled out my application for a red dead redemption 2 roleplay server

perhaps soon "Charles Princeton" will be horseriding to a stream near you

my application was approved :D
just gotta reinstall RDR2
will probably stream it later when it's finished. maybe around normal stream time??

I went cycling anyways, 25 km felt like a nice stroll

Ate some cinnamon ice cream. Holy shit that was nice. #1 ice cream I have eaten I think

>time to drop some swifted on Tenshi. t. OnlyNadz, aka Bonald Posteri
Yoyoyoyo wtf is that? Who's dropping swifted on tenshi again?
>>1884
>maybe around normal stream time??
You're the one deciding when to stream BUDDY
>>1885
Congratz cyclerneko :)
>>1886
I have never tried those. Actually I haven't eaten ice cream for years at this point.

>funky titles her latest tok "I'm quitting cosplay"
I really hope it's just a joke... Right? RIGHT????? ;_;

>>1887
I couldn't post because VPN but onlynadz has 850 shifted on her stream

>>1888
>850 shifted on her stream
Disaster... Imagine spending 850 swapped on Tenshi of all people...
ALSO BUDDY WHERES YOUR TOK FOR THE TRIPS HUH??????????

>>1889
Sorry I'm phoneposting onw to vets with doggy

>>1890
>onw to vets with doggy
That's okay, I will gracefully forgive you this one time. Hope it'll be good news.

tenshi is mad at french people and cussed me out because of my name

>>1892
STOP STREAM SNIPING MY QUEEEN STAP IT!!!!!!

90% installed

Turns out the RDR RP server I applied to and was accpeted into is dead, literally 0 players online when I went to log in.

I've applied to another server but it could be a 3-5 day wait apparently.

*le sigh*
Guess the Red Dead Brokeback mountain RP will have to wait...

>>1896
So what you're saying is you're gonna have to wait okosa urapum to okosa okosa urapum days?
Akaboat

Funkys email is public on her youtube page btw, that's how I found out she's probably 17 rn.

*grabs your sovl*

>>1900
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You've got nothing buddy, I never had any.
Good luck with that nothing you have in your hands now.

*grabs your cock*

>>1902
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You've got nothing buddy, I never had any.
Good luck with that nothing you have in your hands now.

>>1903
That's pretty good I'll give you that

I just got accepted onto the most popular RDR RP server in like 3 hours. uhhh, gonna try and log in, and if successful, will go live +2

>>1905
chazLive

>>1906
I've got sad news for you Mr Streamer.
I am going to bed rn, I just finished me food and was going to sleep.
Hope you have a good stream though :)

Attaching my polish tokfu that is really really bad at lipsyncing.

>Spent like an hour trying to get red dead online to work
>Suddenly the issue disappears
>Play for like 40 minutes
>Hunt a deer
>Go into town to sell it
>Someone steals it from my horse whilst I'm shopping
>walk around town aimlessly for 20 minutes
>Report the crime to a deputy
>He says he can't help me
>Jealously watch as a guy with an incredibly bad microphone does a cutesy romantic walk RP with a fair maiden

this game is JUST like real life.

Sånger från andra våningen (2000)
Runtime 1:40

Red Dead RP is kino. I am roleplaying as a gay cowboy.

downloaded an autoclicker so I could idle in a roblox game overnight

>>1910
So you're RPing as yourself?
>>1911
>downloaded an autoclicker so I could idle in a roblox game overnight
>he didn't have an autoclicker already downloaded
Lmao noob

Also good morning nekos :)

>>1912
I didnt start playing idle games until when we downloaded roblox because I actually had good tastes in games

>>1912
>Nemuru gone
>Funky leaving
Genuinely acabou for the spanish speaking tokfu world

>>1913
>I didnt start playing idle games until when we downloaded roblox
>buddy has never played the elder scrolls 3 or 4
Yea, great taste, surely.
>>1914
I'm gonna become... A proxypoisonposter... I don't think it has got the same ring to it as funkyposter ;_;
It's acabou... Why do good girls like bad guys?

>>1915
I still think her K-Angel was the best cos of hers that I've seen

Ok ok ok listen to me... I've got an amazing idea: I'm going to be productive for the next hour or 2 see ya later losers 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
>>1916
Yea, but I like this one too, if she managed to attach the cap somehow it would be probably pretty good.

>>1917
>this one too
<doesn't post one
wdhmbt

There has been a guy hanging out in town for 3 hours running up to everyone and making a vague justification to start a fight. Originally he demanded I pay him 500 dollars, I told him I only have 70, so he demanded 70. I told him I saw a rich fella with nice guns by the butcher, so he ran off to harass him instead.

Next time I rode in, he was fist fighting someone in the street.

Next time I rode in, he ran after me but just stood there watching as I spoke to another player in the bank and had a nice roleplay segment.

The time after that he followed me out of the hotel and told me to leave because it's "his town."

I later saw him pull someone off his horse, get immediately gunned down, say IN VOICE CHAT "you killed me over a misclick? lol". I roleplayed spitting on his corpse and he called me autistic.

Finally, he saw me, confronted me for spitting on him earlier (he was technically dead when that happened so he's metagaming being able to remember that) and chased me out of town.



Awful character, it's only half a step above RDMing people.

>>1918
The one in the post that post was responding to DUMBASS

My ass cheeks hurt roughly in the shape of a bicycle seat

>>1919
There was also the time I was riding into town, saw 3 corpses near a bridge and pulled to a stop. Only for one of the corpses to shout "Get out of here man there's an invisible panther".

Sure enough, there was a red dot on my minimap and big cat noises, but I saw no cat. So I rode on outta there.

ish-cute tomboy came up on my fyp cus she was streaming
@guitar_momento

>>1919
He's RPing a person that's bad at RPing :)
Don't worry about it RDRneko
>>1923
>@guitar_momento
She's kinda cute but too many scribbles, SPEAK MURRICAN GOD DAMNIT

Attaching my first automatically converted susu tok with that stupid bug about luminescence. I'm making PROGRESS.

>>1924
He's done it. He's become Michael Sembello - Automatic Man (original music video)

>He's RPing a person that's bad at RPing :)
Genius level move... My roleplay efforts are being mogged by him, unironically. He just runs up to people and starts yapping, I have social anxiety in a freaking cowboy simulator.

>>1925
>He's done it.
Tbh, that's not the most impressive part, the most impressive part is that I have now the code to convert toks on the fly because I've implemented the hardware acceleration finally.
One step closer to deleting all the duplicates that I keep because I don't feel like converting manually and writing software that actually does all of it for me right before posting a tok (a megutv of my own)
>I have social anxiety in a freaking cowboy simulator.
Naurrrrrrrr. Actually kind of relatable, I don't ever RP myself and would probably have a bit of performance anxiety.

Susu is now dedicated whatever this audio would be called booty shaking tokfu.

>>1927
>Normies RUINED TigTog
It's just how social media works, such is life :(
>inherently form cliques in the servers
That's pretty normal, people just do that naturally anyway.
>Women, yuck, they only want guys who shoot other guys with rifles, they don't appreciate the simple hunter's life, nor desire to be a simple hunter's wife.
BR0000000TAL BLACKPILL
>my outfit glitched and disappeared
That's just sad, oh well, you're gonna make it back I bet right neko?
>susu
I look at every one of her toks when she uploads but I don't always send them because not all of them are that good tbh.

Also the first autodownscaled with hardware acceleration saya tok (yea that's right, I'm this good)

I've got my magnesium supplement, it'll fix me :)

My ass cheeks are so bruised from yesterdays journey on the hard bicycle seat that I only did about 10km today

>>1930
it needs a good pounding

Uhhhhh, as the only straightneko left, I don't like where this conversation is going...

7385757604514925866
Check this out

>>1932
>>1931
faggotnekos...

>>1934
There's many prized buddhas you will observe.

Just got banned I think lmao

lmao, RIP french notation, too many granny titties

nvm, 7 day ban for showing porn

im gonna scan the movie to see if there is more porn and then ill make a new account

>>1937
That you did.
>>1938
I bet the 5th column (viewer) reported.

I dunno if there's anything that automatically goes through the channels.

hahahahahaha. just reported the entire frenchnotation stream. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FRENCH. HahahHHAhahHAHAhahhaH. Now Imma free wheel itt outta here, ANd make sure nobody see's me

go to canintos chat ill chat there when ive made the new acc so u get the name

>>1943
Yes my liege.

here's my new account for future films
https://www.twitch.tv/charlie_the_commentator

>>1945
I almost straight up typed FUCK YOU into some random streamers chat lmao.

i-i'm here... it's me... im le kotobro... :3

im trans btw so please call me kotosis

>>1947
omg hi sister \^w^/ trans pride!

chazTrans chazPride chazWhite chazPride

>>1949
art teacherneko...

Gentlemen.

>he, or one of the hundred lurking tadpoles, finally posted
get troleld bozo XDDDDDDD
t. the brazilian LION RAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>1951
Welcome to Brokeback Mountain sister.

who'd win, the brazilian lion or the welsh dragon?

CARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHLHO

anyone else feeling real nekopilled rn?

Im feeling sweaty beyond belief

The UK is too freaking hot

>>1958
With overwhelming confidence I can say that this post is NOT about british women

Posting my favourite cavefu to make all the tadpoles feel welcome.

Ok, now we need to invite the guy that keeps posting about russian drugs sites and we've got everyone (I'm clicking the link RIGHT NOW)

>>1961
>>1961
My meth? Smoked
My card? Shared
My Ukraina? Slavad
I love Russia

>>1962
I've read it, sadly he only sells mdma and ecstasy (which, aren't those the same?)
No meth for you Kievneko.
Also is something wrong with the fu in your attachment? Her movement seems pretty unnatural.

>>1963
>mdma and ecstasy
the active ingredient (crystal) vs. the pill form pressed with filler material like meth, speed, caffein or sugar

>>1964
crystal isn't a fucking ingredient holy shit how dumb are you, crystal is just a rock

Even women in 1899 were like this... what the neko?

I think my resting weight should be 10kg higher than what I am now (so 119 kg)
I'm the funkonald btw

>>1965
crystal form faggot retard, mdma in its "pure" form is in a crystalline structure suspended in HCl and the reason I wrote pure in loose quotation marks is because it can at most be at a .77 concentration due to the HCl

>>1969
weird how one guy shows up and suddenly /neko/ is toxic and people are throwing around slurs...

consider this your last warning buster, be nice or eat rice.

For the record I am NOT the aggro neko and, in fact, only just woke up now (at 11am BST British Super Time) and so have an airtight alibi.

I think the dang crystals must have messed with this tadpole's mind, inhibiting the niceness gene and strengthening the meanie cortex.

This is why you say NO to drugs, alcohol and coca cola

>>1971
>coca cola
phew, luckily im a pepsi guy.

>>1970
FUCK YOU

I do entend (god wyllying) thys after none, whan my lord neko hathe declared none shall sayuth swears that none shall be able to lay to my charge thys mysdemeanor. I wyll other make or marre, or ere before I swear again. Howbeyt in conclusyon we have as our predecessors have been wont to doo that ys to say, as well we myght and lefte wher we begann.

>>1967
I am the funky poster and WTF is resting weight? Is this some fat people hocus pocus?

>>1975
Resting wait is real, its why some people are fat

>>1968
>straight nekos love tummy posting
And yet he did not post the recent tummy kino from susu... Curious.

>>1976
If by resting weight you mean weight you gain by only resting and stuffing your mouth, sure, I can believe that.

>>1978
>>1977
I HECKING LOVE SUSU SO MUCH I SWIFTED HER SO MANY TWITCH SUBS

>>1979
But she does not have twitch. You swifted her a paypal donation?

Also if they don't stop posting on 3 platforms at once different content everywhere I'm going to go ABSOLUTELY PSYCHO

>>1980
Yeah, I haven't seen >>1977 because it's not on her toktik.

>>1981
It is on her second account, @suzux. She posts OOC there I think. But today I found out there's toks on her youtube that do not seem to be anywhere else, either deleted or she's straight up uploading stuff on there that isn't on tiktok...
Like I've never seen that cosplay of hers anywhere and the uploads are a month old so I have all the toks from back then

>>1982
I wish I knew...
I wish I knew she had an OOC...

(sung to the backing track of steve lacy - bad habit)

goodrp.mp4

Can't wait for the next rdr2rp stream. Just came up with the greatest comment that I can't wait to use at the perfect moment and get a laughed out of every viewer AND the streamer

>>1989
I'll stream it a little bit 2night probably

chazLive in chazFive

>US President Joe Biden ends re-election campaign

Zamn

TURN ON CNN. BONALD POSTER IS RUNNING AS A DEMOCRATE.

>>1993
BONALD IS THE DEMOCRATE???

Honestly a little bit down today, I had plans to hang out with a friend but as per fucking usual, stuff comes up, and they're gonna be a little late, then 30 minutes late, then 30 minutes later they message me to say they're finally leaving and should be back home in 30 minutes more.

Eventually got sick of the excuses, cancelled on them, and started streaming instead.

Years of this, of inconsistency. If we say we're gonna hang out at 6pm, you best believe I'm ready by about 4:30, and I'm literally just waiting.

Too many days of my life have been dominated by 'plans' with a friend that is consistently very late. Maybe they're just a bad friend. But I've known them for nearly half my life, so it kinda sucks, and I keep just letting them show up late and always say, yeah it's fine.

But it's not fine. How many countless hours of my life have I just been waiting for when they deign to show up when we've already said in advance an exact time? The first dozen times are accidents, the next hundred is someone intentionally dr disrespecting my time.

Maybe this is a cringe blogpost and I've forever sullied /neko/ because of it.
But what do you think, am I in the right to be annoyed?

>>1996
>am I in the right to be annoyed?
Honestly, and this answer will sound really rude, but if it has happened as many times as you make it out to be (even post-reduction for potential dramatizations,) then you're the one that let this behaviour foster
If you never teach a dog not to piss inside they're never going to learn that pissing inside isn't okay

>>1996
>am I in the right to be annoyed
Obviously.
The actual question is if you still wanna keep it up.
>But I've known them for nearly half my life, so it kinda sucks
Personally, if it was important to me to still keep up the friendship, since I think you do, I would plan for "maybe" it being a thing.
As in instead of making sure I'm available (both mentally and physically and on time) I would be semi-available just like they are semi-reliable.
Or you straight up tell them that it's bothering you, that's an option too, depends on what kind of friendship this is.
>Maybe they're just a bad friend.
I'll leave that judgment up to you. You will know best. Just know that without taking any side I have known people like that (constantly late and/or forgetful) and it's pretty much a character trait.

Also you don't have to stream if you don't feel like it, I of course will try to pop in but you're not obligated to feel like you have to is what I mean.

Funky got another trips? LATAMbros cannot stop winning :)

que fome por 2mil

>>1997
I wouldn't say it's rude, I know this on some level, that I have allowed this to become normal.
It sucks, but all I can do now is make it clear that I'm not a fan of it.
>>1998
I think telling them is the best course of action, being open, honest and upfront must be the solution to every social issue in life.

>>2001
>I think telling them is the best course of action
Personally I think the passive aggressive option is worse so I support that.
Just rethink what kind of stance you want to take on the issue first and it should go relatively smoothly.

Attaching NOOOOO WHY IS HER TUMMY IN THE BACKGROUND

life will be wonderful tomorrow, i will sleep well and the demons of hate and sadness in my head will be pushed away.

>>2003
I hope your day is actually wonderful :)

Press 2 for english saya (shut up I'm funny).

It took some time but finally, 69.3 kg.

>>2005
Congratz neko, it took me some time, but finally I'm at 86.4, my wait literally didn't change for the last month

>>2006
I had been fluctuating between 70.0 and 71.5 for the week or so, so I had stopped weighing myself because of the pointlessness of it but I felt skinny today and it turned out I was right

>>2007
>I felt skinny today and it turned out I was right
Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
Wish I could feel that, instead I feel fat as fuck... Acabou...
Are you going to drop further?

Uhhh susu???????

>>2008
>Are you going to drop further?
The thoughts telling me to stop and just eat maintenance (for 75kg) twice a day are telling me to not drop further but I might
Idk really, I dont have a goal weight I just want to be a skinny legend

I don't feel the schizo coming, should I drop another 200mg of caffeine to try and awaken it?
>>2009
>I just want to be a skinny legend
I mean you gotta look pretty skinny at this point right?
I don't think you're gonna be looking insanely great anyway unless you're working out regularly at the same time as you're cutting, unless you're going to go into single digits bf%.

Attaching relatable audio in the second half of the tok (nobody will understand this) (I'll be LAFING ANYWAY)

>>2010
I am not working out currently and my dysmorphia stops me from seeing myself as looking skinny
At least I have some ab definition when untensed

>>2011
>my dysmorphia stops me from seeing myself as looking skinny
>At least I have some ab definition when untensed
I have not seen my abs without anglefrauding and breathe out frauding for a long time.
There was a short time when I could do it with only one of those but it's over now (too fat).
You're being a dumbo if you think that seeing them untensed is not impressive.

>Look up the word 'avalanche' in portuguese
>it's avalanche
sus

Woke up late, already missed all the nekos who are early risers and holy divers. Now I'm stuck getting 2015. 2015, what a rotten year. Fast forward me to 2021 please, that's when life was good. Or hell, even 2017 was fairly comfy.

Aside from the fact that tfw no gf and that I am not getting any offers for student accom, 2024 has been a good year tbh desu

>>2016
You can come live with me, fair warning, there'll be a bit of a commute to go to your classes...

But on the plus side, we can watch brokeback mountain every day :D

>>2017
You, me and your brother in the same room? I don't know if we'll all fit at the same time

2025 will be a scary year. You can feel the negative energies dripping off of it

>>2019
2025 will be MY year. It will finally be. I will be living near uni, have a hot gf, good grades and my fu will have stopped posting (bad thing (good thing (bittersweet))

pogchamp, I got the 2021 get, my favourite of the covid years. restrictions were lifted, uni was easy and comfortable and I loved the world I loved the world I loved the world I loved the world I loved the world I loved
>>2019
>Audio says she is walking sex
>the cosplayer is not walking
Yeah, another epic lie from a tiktokker. Can't wait for Biden to ban this platform when he's re-elected.
>2025 wil be a scary year
Nooooooooo
I hope not :D
In 2025 I'm gonna have a nice job helping da environment, I'm gonna have a hot gf, good grades and my fu will have stopped posting (bad thing (good thing (bittersweet))

Zomg and I claimed the gilded 2022 get too? Yeah, today is my day after all. Once I've finished my coffee, I'm gonna go take a walk to pick up my breakfast ingredients and some stuff for dinner, then I'm gonna relax and not let anything bother me all day. I shall be living life as if things are just not my problem.

>>2015
>>2017
I HATE THIS FILTER SO MUCH
>>2016
>I am not getting any offers for student accom
Just lie and say you're poor, that's what I did :)
>>2015
>Woke up late, already missed all the nekos who are early risers and holy divers.
It's over... He woke up at 11:45... We're not getting a wonderful morning...

YEA OKAY FUCK YOU TOO ENDCHAN CONNECTION FAILED MY ASS

>steals my post
>doesn't (You) me
>>2021
FUCK YOU

>>2023
Yeah I saw your posting in the real time like 10 minutes ago and then it never appeared. I thought you died :D

>>2023
>Just lie and say you're poor
not how it works here. you've got to sign up to their sites and start amassing queue points and then you compete with everyone else and the one with the highest amount of points gets the place and unfortunately there are serial stoooodents who just go from program to program and live indefinitely in student apartments because they don't wanna get jobs or find a real apartment (even harder to get one of those)

Have i posted this yet?

>>2026
>start amassing queue points and then you compete with everyone else and the one with the highest amount of points gets the place
This explains why you like roblox so much, you play roblox tycoon games irl...

>>2024
Yea buddy, my post now :)
>>2025
I clicked reply and went to check on stuff for dindin, then came back to connection failed so I thought my internet went down during sending the tok so I just resent it and it connection failed again. Site is LITERALLY TROLLING ME.
>>2026
That's a really strange system, here it's income based and whoever has lower family income gets priority because it's government subsidized I think.
>>2027
You have not posted it yet.

>government subsidized
HAHAHAHHA I wish my country was smart enough to think of that. Despite being paraded as a socialist country, they sure love privatizing everything and shitting it over to losers who want your money

>>2030
>I wish my country was smart enough to think of that
Tbh it's not all that and a bag of chips, it's less expensive than any other accommodation in the city but it's also pretty meh, since you pretty much have to share rooms with random people unless you already know someone and ask for a placement with them beforehand.
It is the best option when it comes to location/price though, since if you wanted to rent in a place near uni you would pay probably like 3x as much.
>>2032
Yea it's also 1st year preferred too, and also erasmus students get automatic accommodation, but it's not that hard to get it, or at least it wasn't

We love Reimu.

>>2023
Problem? That's just your problem.
>>2027
Ja, I think you have. I hate to say this, but I haven't ever seen 4 pretty best friends. Ever notice how whenever there's a group of four girls, one is pretty and the rest are munters?
>>2029
Here university accomodation is owned by the university, and is generally set aside for first years ONLY. But, and this is a big butt, a bonbibonkers sized arse you'd stalk halfway across new austin in a RDR RP server, they do keep some places available for exceptional circumstances, such as in my final year when my landlord didn't pay his electricity bill and we had no power 3 weeks into term, I told the university and literally the same day they gave me keys to move into a student accomm block on campus (where I was living with autism girl, the blogposting muse of a few years prior), I also had gay guy, arabic dude i saw 4 times in 9 months, slutty girl and loud indian.

>>2032
>arabic dude i saw 4 times in 9 months
That's pretty funny since I've had a guy like that too when I was living in that skyscraper commieblock dorm (he was polish though). Guy was "studying" some managerial thing and I saw him like... I dunno maybe 8 times during 9 months? No idea if he passed or not lmao.
>>2033
She just needs to pull herself up by her bootstraps, easy as. Boomers are literally retarded lmao.

>your problem
See tok attached to see if it is my problem.

Also I'm going to CONSUME LUNCH, see ya LATER.

Also I'm going to SUCK COCKS, see ya LATER.

>>2036
Have fun cocksuckerneko, I'm the funkyneko that posted that he's going to get lunch :)

>>2035
Have fun lunchconsumerneko, I'm the bonineko that posted he's going to suck cocks :)

>>2038
>I'm the bonineko that posted he's going to suck cocks :)
what the frick??

>>2039
that last frame of her from the first clip would make for a good reaction image.

>>2040
go take the picture then, HUH? Get your phone out lil pupper take a picture

>>2041
>lil pupper
Aren't you the smallest (by wait) here buddy? Naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>2042
>1488.mp4
Acid supports Hulk Hogan???

This audio and this cosplay? Yeah, Acid owns it, never heard of any other 'fu doing this.

business idea: /neko/ d&d night

i will play the gnome wizard Reggie Tulips

Zamn, is this the shovelware Phony regularly shills on the twitchers? I'm downloooooooading.

>>2046
4 fat midwits cosplaying some drek i have never heard of. whatever happened to girls cosplaying good games like minecraft steve?

>>2046
From the left, Rapi, Alice, Soda : Twinkling Bunny, Viper.
Spoiler: None of these are fat in the game, the leftmost one is the closest I guess?
>is this the shovelware Phony regularly shills on the twitchers
That would be Zenless Zone Zero
>>2047
>good games
None left, sorry neko.

2 to the power of 11 get? Yea that's for us, funkynerds :)

The next GET I'm looking forward to is 2095. 2095. 2095.

I LOVE YOU
SINCERELY
YOURS TRULY
YOURS TRULY

>>2047
PunchTrees

>>2043
I've got bad news neko, she is not even the only fu that has a tok ending in 1488.
I think asracos might have the most toks with 1488 in the id but I haven't counted them properly (it would take more than just cursory look)
Naurrrr, I was gonna post a funky tok with 1488 in it but it's audio only... Acaboat... Guess I have no other choice, I will have to post Kay instead...

>>2051
Had I known Asra was an Aryvn QUVVN who supported Hulk Hogan, Bonald Trump and the art teacher Mr. White, I would never have deleted my admittedly tiny Asra folder (I'm not an archiving god like you, so I don't archive everyone).

Still, I know she's planning on doing a Mercy (overwatch) cosplay in the future. And Mercy is like the whitest of white characters ever made, given that she's literally German and Aryan. So maybe Asra IS racist...

Hmmm... lots to think about...
>Kay has a 1488 tok
>Kay is friends with Asra
makes ya think...
>>2050
holy sexoooooo... minecraft is a coomer game now???

The joke is that Kay actually does have a tok with 1488 in it It's 7290148881122348296, I'm not going to post it though, not gonna be the first Kayposter here norway

>>2053
But Neko... you DID post Kay. SoftySaeran is the only Kay I recognise.

>>2054
>the only Kay
Do not look up cave on google.

>>2053
I don't really mind posting the first Kay in the discord

I CLICKED ON THE SPOILER BUTTON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2056
This tok is a shoe-in for tok of the year. It's so fucking funny, it laughs me everytime. The rhymic humping, the cucken bee extending his stinger as he watches. The music choice. It's modern art.

>>2056
A failure... It's over... Lemme help you out buddy...
I'll post the chudfu one instead :)

>>2059
She's looking as CYUTE as ever.
ROLLY WRIST ON THIS SHIT, TWENTY ONE WITH NO KIIIIDSSS

Let this be a lesson nekos, if you want to spoiler your funnies, you HAVE to click on ALL the spoiler buttons, one isn't enough!!!
>>2059
The only way to salvage my honour would be to have the big and muscular adminy, erm I mean nekomin, make my failed post vanish...

>New Susu has been up for 18minutes
>self proclaimed Susu Poster hasn't posted it
yeah buddy hand in your badge and gun.

>>2062
My script has not been in working condition for the last 4 days but here you go buddy.

Which I didn't mention but have been in gripes with for the whole day pretty much today. I think I've lost it, I don't feel it anymore. It was pretty great when I was doing the programming for those 3 days but suddenly I feel literally nothing and I don't even know where it's gone.
I might need to pull myself up by the bootstraps right fucking now :)

>>2064
That's so true, your issues must be because you aren't working hard like we did back in my day.

gonna stream GTA IV for the next 2 hours, starting the game

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>>2068
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I always post this Acid. It's one of the best Acids.

>>2070
>It's one of the best Acids.
This is not true. It's the best Acid actually.

I think I'm getting it, why the fuck is it coming at 9pm though I'm not gonna be able to finish the code today...

>>2071
>why the fuck is it coming at 9pm though
this phenomenon is well documented in students with an assignment due tomorrow. they receive a burst of inspiration, vim, vigor, whimsy and a life is wonderful attitude at approximately 10pm that night, which powers them for the next 7 hours of intense writing and donut eating. how many donuts? 7^2

>>2072
>7^2
You mean 7^2-1 right?
>assignment due tomorrow
But this is not assignment due tomorrow, I can take as long or as little I want to finish it (within reasonable timeframe as long as I don't do breaking changes to the old part)

>>2073
Nope, 4 dozen in boxes, then you lean in, give a wink, ask for one plain glazed donut 'for the road'. That's the usual order when I'm rizzing up the middle aged women at Krispy Kreme.
>not an assignment
See, thats what I struggle with, it's always hard to channel the motivation energy when I'm setting my own deadlines.


Unrelated, but I kinda forgot that Tenshi is actually very cute on her tiktoks, since I wasted so many hours recently growing to dislike her on her streams.

>>2074
>I'm rizzing up the middle aged women
I feel like this is L rizz, chat?
>it's always hard to channel the motivation energy when I'm setting my own deadlines.
I've just genuinely decided that if I don't make myself and I mean make myself do the stuff I want to do I will never do it.
So I've became my own executioner, I promised myself I will spend at least a few hours programming daily, I sit down, fire up livesplit and I turn on the music and just focus as well as I can. I literally time myself just to make sure I do not cheat, I turn off the timer if I alt-tab into something else (including neko of course) and I know daily how much I've spent actually doing it and not being a bum.
I dunno if it'll help you but it is the only way that works on me and after the first couple days of high resistance I'm actually quite enjoying it.

>>2074
you literally donated to her like a week ago, how did you "grow to dislike her"

>>2075
that sounds pretty interesting, i might give the livesplit idea a try

It is 9:45pm and I am still in the office. I am having a nandos, and then after a little bit more work I will get in a taxi and go home. I will get back no earlier than half 11, have a shower, masturbate, then close my eyes only to be awoken after what feels like an instant by the 7 o'clock alarm.

I have a 10am call tomorrow with lacrossefu on this workpaper I'm working on. It is half year, so everything needs to be done in a hurry. It will have to be presentable by then, and it isn't yet. Her messages today contained emojis and I got a few "hahahaha"s, so maybe its all worth it. I tried to make the meeting invite description witty ("hey, see title. thanks, see sender"), but she clicked the accept button without comment so either she missed it or she didn't find it funny. Maybe I was pushing my luck considering I used the same joke with her friend last week. Word spreads quick among women. They probably gossip about me and my failed attempts at maintaining a strong work personality.

Let's hope there's an afterlife

>>2077
>that sounds pretty interesting
I mean it's a very basic idea tbh, it's just that I've finally gotten excessively tired of being zoomerbrained and not being able to focus for prolonged periods of time.
>i might give the livesplit idea a try
You can actually use any software that tracks your window usage, I use livesplit mostly because I know I will tab into the code editor and do absolutely fuckall so instead of doing that I just turn it on only if I can say I'm focused at it, not whatever else I could be thinking about. I still obviously count the time I spend thinking about it and not only the time I'm typing but I definitely do not count the time when I'm just tabbed in and actually doing something else entirely.
Sometimes I even track the time I spend looking through the documentation too, I just absolutely make sure to pause it whenever I tab out into anything that is not getting me closer towards the goal (whatever you will set, for me it's obviously finishing the rewrite of this piece of crap (it's actually going pretty well))

>>2078
>considering I used the same joke with her friend last week. Word spreads quick among women.
You didn't know that women can telepathically communicate with each other? If you do anything to one woman, she doesn't even have to tell other ones what happened; they already know. Women are a collective, they feel each others emotions, they experience each others' events and recall each others' memories. You have to constantly stay on your toes lest you want them to see through your copied and traced acts and tricks. Stay vigilant, neko

>>2078
Thanks Neko, your very real post has removed my sadness over currently being unemployed and replaced it with joy.
>>2079
It applies to me too, I am very zoomerbrained and full of ideas I think would be cool, but little in the way of actually doing them. Perhaps it'll make me more productive, or not, we'll see.

I have reached enlightenment and I am now thinking cada vez mais in huezilian

>>2078
This post gave me PTSD over a job I've had like 2 years ago.
My condolences neko, hopefully it'll get better.
>Let's hope there's an afterlife
I do not believe that, but then, TW:CRINGE i find myself repeating "belief is the strongest metal of them all", because it's true, you literally cannot overdose on copium and your life will be wonderful at almost any point as long as you believe strong enough it's going great
>>2080
>women can telepathically communicate with each other
This is not true, I've checked it many times they don't call me mephistodevilneko for no reason 😎😈😈😈
>>2081
Hopefully it'll make it easier. I could talk about a whole philosophical rant I've been going through recently in my mind before I've gotten to the point of doing what I'm doing rn but I think you can figure it out on your own really, it's pretty shallow anyway.

There's no fucking way, I've been writing a feature (auto-renaming for when they change username) today that a fu just triggered. Ofc it made the whole thing crash because it is not finished...
That's so funny to me lmao.

>>2084
She's just helping you bug test your code :D

>>2084
tokfus are so kind for giving live Q&A work and you are so silly for pushing your half-baked features to production
first logicalrain59 tok on the neko, or as my friends call it, the neko

logicalrain59? yeah i run a fan account for her

new fit, what do you think?

>>2085
>She's just helping you bug test your code
She definitely is. I guess I have a live example to check tomorrow.
>>2086
>pushing your half-baked features to production
It is not in production, well, my whole script is production I guess but the part I'm working with is invoked with "--unstable Uses unstable branch of code" this flag.
>logicalrain59
Never heard of her, is she like some kind of a newfu?

>>2088
DUSTY ASS NEKO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

>>2088
Thou hast naught of purple on thine attire? Unspeakable. By the gods, you must only eat pheasant during feasts.

>>2089
>is she like some kind of a newfu?
Some might say she's an oldfu

>>2092
>oldfu
If she's an oldfu then why is she so young? HAH! Tricked again.

Attaching an oldfu audio (I member)

>>2093
>Attaching an oldfu audio
Hi-fi beats to study or break up with a significant other to

This tok was more relevant a few hours ago but alas I was incelwalking

>>2095
HAHAHAAHA

>>2094
I've decided I'll go through my folders to see what's the oldest tok I have, this is the oldest cosplay tok.
Want to know who's in the 4th place though? My own account where I uploaded my edits and before you ask, yes, they are older than the oldest tok I have of Boni.

>2095 got taken
It's akimbo

Fantastic Planet (1973) on saturday
>>2098
you can still get the 2$197 donation get

GMNEKOS

>>2100
Good morning early bird neko, I hope your day is going great :)

>>2101
No complaints so far, beyond only sleeping like 5 hours and already being a bit sleepy.

Still, #classof09cosplay, therefore life is wonderful

>>2101
No complaints so far, beyond only sleeping like 5 hours and already being a bit sleepy.

Still, #classof09cosplay, therefore life is wonderful

>>2101
No complaints so far, beyond only sleeping like 5 hours and already being a bit sleepy.

Still, #classof09cosplay, therefore life is wonderful

Just found out that the instrument that sounds like someone washing a squeaky window or perhaps even a laughing monkey is a DRUM???? what the? biggest upset of the century

>>2102
>>2103
>>2104
Damn I'm so popular today I got 3 yous :)
>No complaints so far, beyond only sleeping like 5 hours and already being a bit sleepy.
I've slept for 8 and I'm feeling sleepy. I think I might be broken.
Although it's not 5 hours of sleepy so I feel ya. Hopefully you can get some better rest in the evening or tonight.
>>2105
>46mb bmp
Yea buddy I'm NOT opening this VIRUS

Anyway I was supposed to get to work for the last 1.5 hours and I still haven't managed to. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHELP

>Finally paid off my vodka cran from last month. God is good 🙌
Thoughts?

>>2107
>Thoughts?
Credit score = increased.
Americans...
Also isn't like 12$ enough to buy 1l of vodka in US? Yeap, 16$ per 1.75l bottle in ND

I will catch flack for this but I prefer the average american accent over the average british one
As I think about it, the average irish accent, the average scottish accent and the average welsh accent are cooler than the average english one as well
The englishmen just pull that average down for the rest of the british isles

Any thoughts, opinions, complaints or disagreements with this post can be forwarded to my personal mail at which point my secretary will enlighten me of its arrival and I will respond to it shortly. My email is: spam@bonaldpresidentialcampaign.gov

get back to work CODEMONKEY 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 I will be posting this one to MOCK YOU
the camera kick in this tok is kinda kino ngl
>wtf is going on at the bottom of the screen bunch of bikecucks arguing about how sore their ass is what the spruce
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 FUCK YOU TOO

>>2110
okay I'm done, I need to get back to programming
>CODEMONKEY
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MOCK YOUR BALLS
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>>2109
>I will catch flack for this but I prefer the average american accent over the average british one
I think a generic american accent is better but maybe it's just personal preference of what I would like to sound like.

Madoka gets another trips? LATAM SUPREMACY

Bonald has officially lost her mind... It must be dementia, she is after all a grandmaneko... Wouldn't it best for the LATAMParty, and for Nekoville as a whole if she stepped down from the Dictator election and allowed someone else to run in her place?

>LATAheM r SplaUcPeREM?ACY
so true. I couldnt have said it better, liveposter

>>2112
>Bonald
Why would you deadname her like that?
>>2113
>he still isn't posting the cringekino that was around that one tok >>2082
Worst taste... I've checked out my folder for that one and Boni has so many cool toks that IVE NEVER SEEN BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO POST THE COOL ONES

Also I'm going to eat me lunch, goodnight.

>>2114
I only post toks that I like and the truth of the matter is that most of her old toks just arent that good

post tiktok audios that are LITERALLY YOU
>I am quantum physics
>My witness brings me to existence
>I WISH I CAN BE A GIRL

hey man, ive had a really really messed up week, 7 days of torture 7 days of summer and it kinda looks just like you... LIFESTYLLEESSSSS OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS, THEY'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING. IF MONEY.... WAS SUCH A PROBLEM. WHAT CAN WE DO

WAR
HUH
what iiissss it good for
absolutely nothing
say it again now
WAR
HUH

cute boni
but it doesn't measure up to the cuteness of Suzi Q.(ueer) Princeton from the Hampshire Princetons.

ooooh suzi q
ooooh suzi q
(new vegas reference)

>>2118
>new vegas reference
Well met, sister.

>>2119
take a step back, look in the mirror and realise you have recorded a video of an indian walking through malmo grabbing at every cock in sight, all so you can post it in response to the least trans, straightest and dare i say most handsome neko and call them a filthy trans woman?

yeah buddy, you've fallen far. i used to respect you. i even voted for you in 2020's nekochen dictator electionship.

what happened? what went wrong?

>>2120
You're so racist, neko.... That's not an indian, that's clearly a turk

but seriously is the transwoman greeting something you invented or is this a meme on a board i dont visit? it's really freaking funny

>>2122
>>1141 and >>1142

So it was a funkertron original... I kneel.

All this New Vegas shilling made me buy the entire franchise on steam 😔

>>2124
erm ackthually, he only posted the image 🤓👆! He was merely a pawn to be used in the quest for laugheds

>>2126
C'mon, you would've never thought it up if not for me posting that image.
I share a fair bit of credit here.

>>2125
NEKO, YOU FORGOT TO CUT OFF THE LAST 2 GAMES ON YOUR SCREENSHOT. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2127
Credit? Sorry I pay in cash only (this is a funny joke (borat voice: NOOOOOOOT))

DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT LOOK UP FURRY IN STEAM SEARCH BAR. WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

HOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
STREAM GOING LIVE IN 15 MINUTES WHEN THE DOWNLOAD FINISHES

actually lol though

doing my 2 hour stream earlier

chazLive
fuck 9-5 wagies
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Old nekos are furries. It's over, isn't it?

>>2135
I hate fury's

new princess of brazil tok

>>2137
me in the back

>>2138
Agent +55...

*patiently waits out a 999 second timeout*

CHECK TENSHI LATEAR INSTA POST. NOVA OFFICIAL HER BF

>>2141
legit bullied him so hard she felt bad and pity-bf'd him

>>2142
He's just an alpha lone wolf and we are viewcucks

>>2141
It's over, I'm unfollowing her twitch, instagram and tiktok. Deleting all tenshi toks. She has broken my heart for the last time.

Someone donated hyperion to the work book swap

>>2145
He finished the book for neko book club

>>2145
>>2146
and here I was, doubting all this time. Someone finally did it. They fucking did it. The book club succeeded after all

>>2148
Forgetfulneko... There were at least 2 nekos that finished Hyperion, me included.
I don't remember if we actually went over all the chapters because people dropped out but I remember saying that I have finished it.

>>2149
I remember you guys saying that you werent gonna continue discussing it because you read ahead and didn't want anyone else to get it spoiled (nobody else was reading it) but dont remember anyone mentioning finishing it

I finished it... 7 years ago. Or if I posted boni, it'd be 7 queers ago xD

Today? Yeah we are caloriemaxxing for an early death

>>2150
>but dont remember anyone mentioning finishing it
I didn't remember if I actually did say so directly so I went through the books and I actually did.
88741, starts with "I have finished Hyperion." if you're curious.
>>2152
>caloriemaxxing
I feel like skipping my midnight snack because I've been feeling pretty fat recently, especially since I'm not keeping a decent workout schedule.
Many things to do... Not enough time...

>he's 60kg
>5'9
>immortal 3 in valorant
>has a university scholarship to play esports
>is dating tenshillion
yeah he better check his corners irl next time i go to wales. some guys get ALL the luck

>>2154
>he's 60kg
>5'9
>ALL the luck
Definitely wouldn't say he's got all the luck. Tbh, I'll take my shitty life over being a turbodyel again. Ofc he can escape this hole, but will he?

>>2155
Tenshi likes twinks, he's just playing to type. I'm sure he could bulk up and look like Hulk Hogan in a month if he really wanted to, he's that guy.

And to think, if I never joked that he was a rebound... maybe tenshi never would've looked at him romantically...

In a way, Nova owes me all of his success. It was me, Charles Princeton of the Hampshire Princetons.

>>2156
>I'm sure he could bulk up and look like Hulk Hogan in a month
I'm sure he could, it's that easy right? I'm going for 95kg 10% bf end of June :)
>In a way, Nova owes me all of his success.
And it could've been you... If only you were quicker on that discord DM...

>>2157
you going to continue the leanbulk until then or cut inbetween?

>>2158
It is literally impossible, unless by end of June 2026.
I'm not having any clear plan right now, when I actually go from maintenance mode to working out consistently again, I'll probably start eating more and try to bulk up to at least 90-95 range before cutting.
Right now best scenario I'm recomping, worst scenario I'm just sitting on my ass not doing much growing, since my weight is definitely not moving.

Crazy how much a nice walk clears your head. I was in a bad mood, had a slight headache, went for a walk, and within minutes I was clear sighted, enjoying life and thinking it was wonderful.

Tomorrow I'm gonna ace this job application and when it closes they're gonna BEG me to take on the role, and I'll smirk and say a cool one liner and then accept and I'll even meet my future wife there and she'll be trad but also a gamer and her name was lola, she was a show girl but that was thirty years ago

>>2160
>I was in a bad mood, had a slight headache
I would also be in a bad mood and have a headache if I had to read the "funny" messages that PhoeniXIV writes all day. Seriously, this guy should pay someone to ghost write his messages like the rest of us so that he doesnt embarass himself

>>2161
You won't catch me saying a single negative thing about PhoenixIV, he is a good hearted neko, not a negative bone in his body, unlike a certain poster of bone.mp4s that I can think of....

Yeah I'm valiant fox posting again, we're in our jpg era

jpg posting? yeah we love it

>>2161
I know I'm unfunny.
You don't know that you're unfunny and you genuinely think your posts are hilarious.
We're not the same.

>>2165
>You don't know that you're unfunny
So you're telling me I pay €24.53 + VAT for the weekly "Stand-up Veteran Ghost writer" package and none of the jokes he writes are funny? What the fuck??????????? Any of you nekos know if I can just cancel a payment on my card manually or if I need to call the bank when they open tomorrow? I am being defrauded

>>2166
>€24.53 + VAT
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, my mom ghostwrites my jokes for a whole 0$ (maybe occasional kiss on the cheek)
You're getting SCAMMED.
>I can just cancel a payment on my card manually or if I need to call the bank
Gone... Like Tenshi swifted in the rain... You will never get that money back neko I'm sorry.

>>2167
>my mom ghostwrites my jokes
THATS NOT FAIR, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SHE IS THE FUNNIEST ONE OUT OF ALL OF US
cheatere..... -.-

>>2168
>cheatere
You gotta cheat a little to get ahead in life pal :)
I just ate a cheat meal, and now I'm gonna cheat myself into the bed.
Goodnight /neko/ home of the nekos.

>questions for people who have created an oc
>what would your OC do if the person that your OC loves the most would begin to avoid them??
bro what is my toktok fyp??

>>2171
That first girl layla is also stuck on my fyp and I'm not sure why

Testimonial: "Life is wonderful!" - Acidposter, Happy /neko/ User.

I got accused of being a brazilian on a swedish vpn. Not because I spoke perfect hue but because I posted a picture of a brazilian meme that he thought was too obscure for a foreigner to know of

>>2174
>I got accused of being a brazilian
But this is an insult.
Also good morning neko :)

>>2175
Hello late sleeperneko. I, as the truly responsible adultneko of neko, have been awake since 7 am (I had to be a chauffeur)
>Qual é seu protagonista de anime preferido
A reposta à descrição é Kaiki Deishuu, obviamente

>>2176
>have been awake since 7 am
I woke up at like 9, but I didn't get out of bed till 9:30. I just didn't feel like it.
>obviamente
Not very obviamente when the best choice would be ofc Jotaro Kujo 💪💪💪.

>>2177
>Jotaro Kujo
never heard of him
also the 2$197 get is coming up bros hype!

>>2178
>never heard of him
Yea he doesn't appeal to your kind of people :)
Don't worry about it.
>2$197 get is coming up bros hype
Hopefully he has the tenshi edit ready, preferably with the caption "FUCK NOVA I HATE NOVA!!!!!!!"

Also I saw those deku toks and thought they were kinda fun, but I think there was something else around there that was also cute cringe kino.

Yes, I have the valiant fox edit ready for 2197, though I'm made that 2095 was taken without an ELO reference D:

>>2179
>I think there was something else around there that was also cute cringe kino.
go post it then buddy we can't read your mind you silly goose

>>2181
GET THE BOOM MIC OUT OF THE FRAME NOW

I think I'm gonna do legs today, it's been too long, I feel the masculine urge to work out.

Humorous P.S.: Who needs a magic wand when you have a Friend holding your hat outside the frame? Try it out and see magic happen!
Best regards,
Mark,
Boniposting Team

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The board isn't dead, we're all here reading your post and laughing at you in the VC

>>2184
>we're all here reading your post and laughing at you in the VC
I KNEW IT MY SCHIZO SENSES WERE TINGLING I KNEW THEY WERE LAUGHING AT ME IN THE VC AGAIN FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

I laugh at you guys in the WC 😎

toiletpilled pissmaxxer

neko when he laughs at us in the WC

episode 2 and 3 of the new monogatari season now

on the leo acc

>>2191
now its time for you to join her noice stream during the evening and make a rebound #1 joke

gonna some more GTA 4 in approximately 1 hour

One of the new arguments in my script has a short command of "-sa", now I only need something that goes by "-so" and I can say that I download my fus SA/SO

>>2193
streaming now actually because i forgot we're taking mein dogter to the vet later, so gotta put in the hours early

>>2195
QUICK POST THE EDIT NOW

shoutout to my favourite strimmer and congratulations on her new femboy twink boyfriend that'll carry her to the moooooooon launch into space style

>>2197
>new femboy twink boyfriend
And yet he has a cute gf and I don't how is that fair? We're here to suffer...

I'm really good at writing bugs, I wish I was this good at writing actual working code though.